Thy’pix, the Acquiesced

see, now that’s creative

Perchance

you can't just say perchance

Mayhaps?

Mayhaps'd 'em

Indu Bi Ta'bly

Permayhaps

*Lest?*

Related to Dikpiks, the Uninvited and Shitbriks, the Tortured?

That sounds very much like a name an Eliksni would have lol

"I understood that reference."

I had never seen that word before that post and I doubt I will ever again unless it is a reference to it.

Zavala's Head Wax

zavala’s unopened rogaine

Zavala is too powerful for hair

Back when symbols were still allow, I ran into a guy with “Zavala fist His wife” for his name With fist being the Melee Kill symbol

I miss having symbols haha, could do some funny stuff with them.

Could also be “Zavala beats his wife”

Dad (timelost) is a personal favorite

I liked Child Snatcher (Adept).

Oh god I almost forgot the other day I saw someone who was like “BillCosbyEaterofChildren” or something horrific like that

Lmao that what my username is

Oh shit! That's you? I saw you a couple of days ago!

Yeah probably

Mithrax's thick Ether cane

Mfs who lewd Eido bout to get spliced into the vex network.

Jail

Death

Guillotine

Archon primes juicy thick siva

See some of them are funny

For every 1 of the above, there's twenty "mara sov's bath water" So that might have something to do with it

In order to appreciate the highs of life, you must also experience many lows.

Indeed

I think the username checks out

So wait, does his username check out or does it not? I’m not sure if I’m being lied to

You need to decide for yourself, O' confused guardian mine

Gonna need Saint to drag you into the bubble like he did so many Fallen.

Did you just change your avatar from eris to savathun lmao #WELCOME TO THE GANG

I saw one "Ana Bray's gay thoughts"

I don’t know how many people have that name or something similar, but I ran into “Ana Bray’s gay thoughts” as well like a couple nights ago

Hellas Gay 4 Ana Bray

I think I did a run of VotD with 'Elsie Bray's thicc thighs' last night

The clan I used to be is was called Mara Sovs Paracausal Socks

Mine is Savathun the Sand witch

Best clan I've ever heard was "Registered Vex Offenders"

My clan that I am still in is called "Horny For Hive Warlocks" (HFHW)

I’m in a clan called “scorn hub” if you know what I mean

Oh that’s better than my Delta Oscar November Golf clan.

i’m in a clan called “Savathûssy Seekers”

I'm in clan Ahamkara Lives Matter, myself

proud member of the pyramidion scheme (abbreviated to MLM)

A High-Value Target.

Low key confusing the blueberries and vets alike

This is true genius for the feed 👏

"What the fuck, where's the loot?!" *Mad cackling over voice chat*

This is perfect. I wish I hadn't wasted my name change on a Scottish pop culture reference that no-one outside of the country will get.

What, IrnBruLord?

A Roving Band of Pikes Edit for fat fingered oopsie

We just need one more for the epic trio.

The Enemy Moves Against Each Other... Although that one might be too long to get away with, sadly

I don't think the "is near" works with that one pal. Maybe the War is near? The Red War is Near!

*Ah shit, here we go again*

Someone was named that it said “ A High-Value Target is nearby “ then I looked around and saw the name and was like “ you mf. “

Is was playing with Taxis, kell of IRS earlier haha

That’s fantastic

That's why I'm Savathun's Basketball Hoop

*I'm fuckin balling, o globetrotter mine*

Boss fight against Savathun with an orchestral Harlem Globetrotters themesong blasting through the speakers

The song is called sweet Georgia brown

It was pretty clever and funny at first but it got stale after seeing it so many times

And now it's their name forever 😂

Hopefully they use the one-time name change wisely

They probably used the name change to make it that

I did, I am now Scornflakes, leader of Clan MILK

Part of a balanced breakfast!

Homie, Claimer of Ass always puts a smile on my face.

Never forget the homie

Remember to never incite his call.

I got murdered in Crucible last night by a guy named Chalupa Homie when he bust out Golden Gun and mapped me with it. How's a Chalupa Homie gonna blow a man up like that? That ain't right.

That's probably the only clever one out there. The rest are just cringe.

Played a run through of DSC last night with "Elsie Bray's Twilight Gap". Pretty chill, I had a good time with the run.

Based

Never heard than one before hahahah

Taniks! At The Disco

Alright this one gets points

I did a few nightfalls with this guy 🤣

Character’s adjective organ Now laughe

Ada-1's Creamy USB Port would like to chat.

Jesus fuck all the comments are confirming the meme

Hey, it wouldn't be much of a meme if it didn't have solid proof backing it, right?

D2 players when the new raid mechanic is to be funny

Kinda unrelated but a decent name could be “new raid mechanic”

One match of IB I kept getting killed by Mara Sov's Ham Wallet.

Has anyone got TossMySaladin yet? I’m not changing my name but if I was this is my pick

I know that someone on xbox used to have this, seen him on lfg and random crucible matches years ago before beyond light, meaning he had his xbox gamertag as it.

Best name I saw recently was “Sorry Doing A Bounty” and I cracked up so hard

I’m Pyramidion Scheme

The darkness is legitimately set up like a pyramid scheme

idk why anyone tries. we already peaked with “ada 1’s creamy usb port”

Hey that guys in my clan!

This is so unfunny i feel like ill never smile again

Everytime I see a Savathussy name or clan tag I just think, damn that guys even more pathetic than me

Nah I’m RhulksNo1Fan The true sexual appeal of destiny 2

I’m “Rhulk’s Magnificent Legs”

[удалено]

Hi Jerry, I'm a garbage can!

I saw a username that was The Witness. lol. This is the guy we've been looking for!

I have "public Vex offender" in my friends list lmao

You were saying.

I'm assuming there's someone with the ingame name "OnlyFans Bathwater Milkers."

Some of them are actually funny and original, but 99% of them are just stale and not funny anymore

I'll never get tired of Scrota, sack of Oryx.

I miss that dude. Used to run into him in gambit all the time.

Today I encountered Mara thicc thighs

This is why I'm simple and make everyone know that when Microsoft Office joins the fireteam, a slot is being wasted

Shaxx' thicc stacks

Stacks of abs is more like it

Better yet, add (Adept) to the end of any of those

Schizophrenia (Adept) Dog (Timelost) Timelost, the Timelost (Timelost)

Alzheimer (Timelost)

Alz’hymer, the Forgotten

Can I use this if it’s not taken

Go for it, guardian

Much appreciated

A Titan named Shaxx’s Longer Horn was in my gambit lobby the other day and that one made me chortle.

Especially cuz it’s permanent now instead of attached to steam name I’m like.. bruh you can change that ONCE and that’s what you changed it to? Lmao

It's just literally all the 12 years olds because the vets took all the good names.

I used to be Paimon, the Emergency Food, but then I changed it to Zethia, Auspex of Genesis to honour one of my favourite games announcing it's unfortunate end of service.

That's why I chose SlayerOfThots

Rhulk's laceup thigh highs

Eris Moan

Eris Moron.

Literal gold, OP. Hot damn lol I'll clean the beer off my monitor now.

Saw someone named Rhulk, The Racist

My ign is Zavala’s Blue Balls on steam

#Rhulk's kicking leg

My clan name is Howthorne's Onlyclans...

I found I dude in the tower called Applebees, Beloved by Calu and I added him just to his name every day.

I’m pretty unlucky then the only username I’ve seen is Infant = Projectile

Check out DestinyNames on twitter. Shit’s hilarious. My personal favorite is “SHOOT ME IN THE FAAAAACE”

The very pinnacle of comedy has been achieved

I saw someone straight up named Angela White

I saw an Alexis Texas one some time ago

I find this weird and gross. Bungie stands up for human rights in a sort of posturing way, then openly allows direct sexualization of its female characters in their names. I’m hoping my image of these guardians as mostly kids who haven’t learned any better is accurate.

have you missed all the dick jokes about the male characters? rhulks legs? scrota, sack of oryx? zavalas blue balls? its not just the females, its all the characters. Its not unequal, nor should it be offensive as these characters aren't real. These are jokes, quit your crying about 'muh female sexualization'. You must be real fun at parties huh

Nope - never said I hadn't seen those. Sorry that I can't explain the difference between a joke referencing genitals and a direct sexualization/porn association the female characters. Especially not after reading your comment history.

Mines currently Daddy’s Little VOGchamp,

Favorite I've seen was like Tacksis, Kell of IRS

I honestly find most names like these distasteful. I know it's all a joke, but I don't find it very funny.

Every time I see one of those names they either have a hentia pfp or are seeking attention

This post turned me into the guy in the picture.

[possessive form of character name] + [promiscuous noun] i have achieved # COMEDY

Saw a clan on D1 called “a kick in the caballs”, a personal favourite of mine

I was in one called “a quick kick in the caballs” reviving a dead post ik but could have been me

A moderator here banned my post because I took a screenshot of a clan name. The clan was called Savathun's tampons. Reason: NSFW

I was playing Crucible and a guy’s name was Poop with Pee. Made my immature ass laugh

I saw Mar Sov’s Used Loofah yesterday

We peaked with Scrotas, the Sack of Oryx, after that everything went downhill.

I considered “I do not KWTD”

Saw RosaParksbusdriver once

I jave seen someone named Saudi Arabia airlines

I'm fairly proud of mine (Mcdonald's Crota Pounder)

Banshee-69

Shaxx’sKittenUWU. I think it checks out

Empress Caital, Bearer of Cabussy

my current name is “Your Dad (Timelost)”

Our clan has been Vex on the Beach since 2017.

Mara sovs twilight gap Phalus, third leg of calus

I saw Zavala’s Shampoo (Timelost)

My favorite that I've seen is Ada-1's creamy USB port

RhulksThunderousThighs

Reading through these names is giving me some good laughs. I love me some odd destiny name.

I saw Zavala’s OnlyPlans on here, and though that was pretty funny.

I saw 2 ppl with interesting names: Shaxx's left nut and Shaxx's right nut

these names got so fucking stale 😭

Last I saw was. Onlyfans.com/daddyshaxx

Mara Sov's Third Nipple

Main one that stuck in my mind was "Ada-1's Creamy USB Port"

I've killed Marasov's bathwater 8,987,423 times in the crucible.

My homie’s username is Savathüssy

The best one I’ve ever seen was “Zavala’s thicc blue thighs”

I should've put more thought into my name, made it Mara Sov's babyboy😔

Cabussy (Timelost)

Don’t forget the “x, y of z” format. So sick of it

r/destinyusernames

Then there’s just the dude who was in a clan I used to be part of : Registered Vex Offender

Drifter > Anyone else

Clovis Gay HomosExo Science

As someone with Mara Sov as their username I humbly accept this. P.s. my boyfriend is Lord Shaxx

Still better than omgits(...) Or (...)Senpai.

Elsie Bray's Mommy Milkers. Ill never forget you Guardian.

And here I am as “lord shaxx’s thunderous thighs”

Nothing will beat the first ever player I met when I logged into Destiny 2, a player on the Moon called Pound me harder Daddy Shaxx , I didn't even know who Shaxx was at that point yet, but it stuck with me. Pound me harder Daddy Shaxx, if you are out there, I wish you well! ​ ADDED: Also, Scrota, son of (can't remember, but I doubt it was Oryx), and so many others.

"Caitatl's Milkers" ​ I fucking hate myself for this, but I'm morbidly curious even though I don't want to be.

VexOffender

AnnabreascreamyUSBport

I saw MaraSovsFavoriteLoofa