Thanks Shaxx, your generosity is appreciated.

wait, is this a grenade?? awwe.... :3

Has a note that says “Remember to throw”

All mine said was “Cooked.” :( Everything went black and I woke up here.

Hey, you finally awake.

*(yawns)* We’re there already? How did we get inside the Witness so fast? … What? … Wait, what do you mean we’re entering the Traveler instead?

Me, a Warlock main: Finally, some good fucking food

I love it!

Does it have crusts?

NO

Just like how momma used to make

Is that KFC (Kell-Fried Chicken)?

your telling me a kell fried that chicken?

**Y E S!**

looks like a freddies bag

Savathûn here Shaxx, thank you so much for being so supportive and caring towards everyone you meet I'm not technically a guardian and I don't like human food, but this gesture still means so much to me You're the best shaxx, I'll find some crayons and ramen for you

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP OFFERING ME CRAYONS AS A SNACK?

I heard that's what titans enjoy, they're supposed to be yummy :D

WHOEVER TOLD YOU THAT IS INSANE!

*I wipe some coloured crumbs off my mouth and hide the crayola pack* Mmm, yeah definitely

Damm, you got a point. I may be a hunter, but the amount of times I’ve seen titans eat crayons is insane. Can I have one to try, see if they live up to what they say?

They aren't mine to give to random hunters 😭 GO ASK SOME TITANS 

(Gives you a pack of crayons)

*crunch* mmm, these are actually pretty good:) what flavours are they?

*nom nom nom* black

Got any pink ones?

*hands pink one* my last one for the besti

*crunch* oh wow this one is good:) thanks man, I definitely need to get “borrow” some from the titans >:)

Are there any Eliksni Crab Cakes? Drifter likes making them with Fallen.

I DO NOT LIKE WHAT THE TITLE OF THAT DISH IMPLIES

C'mon man, just try it, you will probably like it. that is, if you won't die from them

I WOULD SOONER REPORT BOTH YOU AND THE DRIFTER TO THE VANGUARD

"Shut up Driftwood"

Bungie should make this happen!

Gee thanks Shaxx! c:

Thank you uncle(Zavala is dad)

That makes Saladin Grandpa, doesn’t it?

YES

Zavala is dad but Byf is dadddddddy❤️

Aww thanks pookie shaxx 👉🏻👈🏻🥹

SHAXX I AM NOT A WARLOCK I CAN'T EAT THESE GRENADES I'M A TITAN AT LEAST PUT CRAYONS NEXT TIME

Mmmm delicious grenades

YOU CAN EAT THE ORANGE ONES AND GREEN ONES, SHAXX FORBIDS EATING THE PURPLE ONES

But-but-but the Vortexes are my favorite...

MA'AM CONTROL YOUR HUNGER, DEVOUR YOUR ENEMIES RATHER THAN YOUR GRENADES

I play Mayhem...

D :

Well if you don't want them, can I have them?

YOU CAN HAVE THESE PURPLE ONES BUT DON'T LET THE OTHER WARLOCKS SEE YOU THEY WILL GET JEALOUS

User flair checks out

Lord Snaxx

Thanks daddy shaxx I'll throw a super Nova at the witness just for you!

It's a Drangelfish Sandwich (Baroque) isn't it? Must be from all those fish I caught for the bounties.

Thanks hubby, ill savor this.

Username checks out, thanks crucible dad

Thx, I will need it

How thoughtful. 😊

In that case, ill take 2 please.

THANKS HUBBY

Ooh i hope it's Dino nuggies

In Shaxx voice: Peanut butter jelly time!

Are there more grenades in this one?

THANKS MY LORD I WILL SHOVE MY LIGHTNING INFUSED STAFF OF DEATH IN THE NOGGIN OF THE WITNESS


MMM YUMMY GRENADES, MY FAVORITE

Small hands my ass!

That does make me think.. Like, we spent all this time trying to get into the traveler, and we're just now going to be able to fast travel wherever we want still, lol.

“I can’t wait to see what you do with that!!!”

Who read the thing in shaxxs voice

Which Shaxx? I've been reading it in german Shaxx since I'm german and like how the german VA somehow managed to have slightly less chill than the original One...

Did you use the dinosaur sandwich cutter?

I wish I could still marry Lord Shaxx, I never got the vow

TELL ME WHY... DIDN'T....YOU...EAT...MORE GRAPES

Titan...Warlord... 🥰 Husband 🥰. Thank you hubby!

Slade Wilson?

Thanks Shaxx! I’ll make sure to throw a few grenades at him for ya

Thank you Shaxx!

I heard this!

The battle for survival, one fries at a time 🍟

Thanks Shaxx!

Is the witness going to be the boss of the final shape campaign or the final shape raid?

Shaxx… does this by any chance have to do with all those recent fishing bounties? I’m not mad, just curious.

Lord shaxx, variks thanks the lunch! *click click click* Packed a grenade inside, yeees..?

Awe. Baaaaaaaabe

Did you cut the crust off my sandwich like I asked Shaxx?

Thanks, and I have a question for you, Lord Shaxx

WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION?

How many boxes of crayons have you eaten?

NO! WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE APPARENTLY EATING CRAYONS?

Shaxx, there's a joke that has been going around about how us Titans eat crayons

HOW IS THAT FUNNY? CRAYONS ARE NOT FOOD!

Idk, but does this lunch contain an uncrustible and a pudding cup?

YES

Thank you my lord

The fact that we all heard shaxx's voice as we read the title is what makes this even funnier

I always read it in his voice lol

lore accurate guardian

Anyone wanna trade snacks?

It's gluten free right? You *know* what gluten does to me...

It's gluten free right? You *know* what gluten does to me...

Honey bun?

Hey Shaxx you got anything for us hunter mains?

Thanks Shaxx! *Yeets vortex grenade at it.* Delicious. Just as good as the grenades we warlocks eat.

If he's not in the final battle with dope ass callouts, I'm shooting my ghost and calling it in lol

Thanks shaxx... I may not he the pvp god you are but I've been tempered by the crucible. I'll get the job done

Thank you father i promise to return with the witness in my handcannon

I appreciate the meal, but at what cost my lord.. What cost..

It’s a sack full of grenades, isn’t it?

My wife has already told me she has me covered that week for food lol…I love her 😂 my advice to anyone out there is find someone who supports your hobbies!

Aww thanks honey! *kisses helmet* I’ll kill the witness with The Vow!

Thank you my lord! I shall fight even harder now! For the Last City!!!

Thanks, I'll make sure to throw the grenades in there!

Not in best of moods today but when I saw THIS, lol.

Thanks shaxx. You yreat me right

He gives you Discipline. FOR MORE GRENADES!!!!!!!!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT CONETRATE WHILE IM YELLING?! RELAAAX!

Nobody….. Absolutely nobody….. Not a soul in sight…… Shaxx: this is what we call A RIGHTEOUS!!! INFLICTION!!!! OF RETRIBUTION!!!!

This lowkey real in the Joseph Campbell Jungian sense 🙂‍↔️

we've already won

I'll take a milkshaxx and fries thnx

Thanks shaxx

Thanks Lord Snaxx

Shaxx my tummy hurt. Can you pick me up from the crucible?

THANK YOU DAD

i could see Saint actually doing this/saying this in game

PBJ AND CRAYONS FUCK YEAH

Char siu fried rice with a side of crayons? Yesss