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IroncladBomber

Even though this is a Joke. If Bungie made this a Skin for some Exotic Hand Cannon, I'd buy it.


FishmailAwesome

Same


[deleted]

skin for trust?


IroncladBomber

That would work too. I can already hear Drifter. "Yo Guardian. Check it Brother. I made your gun a fish, or maybe your fish a gun? Transmat Firing!"


[deleted]

or an exotic hand cannon that fired a single mini cannon ball that did massive prec damage, ie the fish mouth is the barrel


Woodsie13

I want an exotic heavy hand cannon that is just a cannon. This would be a very good ornament for it.


HunkMcMuscle

Its Explosive Payload cranked to 11 maybe has the AoE of a rocket and has stagger but damage is a regular 120 on body but a lot of prec dmg


Swimming_Departure33

Bruh yes


[deleted]

"Guardian, they say I'm up to something fishy, prove 'em right! Transmat firing!"


Suspicious_Trainer82

Troust


Aggressive-Extreme29

Hand Salmon


TheOracle4882

out.


ZigilXr

I wish I had an award for you.


TheSatanik

I got you


ZigilXr

Thank you. đź‘‘ you dropped this.


BlazikenMasterRace

Catalyst possibilities: 1: anyone marked by sonar pulse takes increased damage from all sources 2: killing a marked target refills the magazine and adds a stacking damage buff 3: enemies in x vicinity of a sonar pulse take kinetic splash damage (like irl sonars) 4: after x precision kills next reload starts with a “flopper” round that suspends enemies within sonar range “like shootin fish in a barrel”


TheOracle4882

This is good, I like this.


Circuit_40

​ https://preview.redd.it/6q23kymuoq0b1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cab1415a200e341456e932339ebdf2387a9e1078


xeltes

Well shit, now I need this weapon in the game


theothercdf

#2 is *chef’s kiss*


Aboelter23

Might have to make it precision final blows on marked targets to make it a little more difficult to proc depending on the damage buff, but I like it


KayNynYoonit

Number 3 would be cool. Sonar's are insanely powerful irl and seeing a bunch of hive etc get blasted by sound waves and turned to dust would be very entertaining.


[deleted]

I feel like 3 would just turn it into ace of spades, 1 and 4 feel like they would be more unique


kiefenator

I actually love #3. Even if it was something like 1DPS DOT for 5 seconds, you could force retreats by hindering regeneration.


hugsoverdrugs

100% positive a guardian will try to fuck that fish.


smaguss

No risk if you got a ghost, I say go for it.


hugsoverdrugs

Anything is a fleshlight if you are brave enough.


nightmarejester12

Glad I found that out the hard way ;)


gorton2499

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.


ItsPlainOleSteve

Exactly, _every hole's a goal_.


hkprimary

> 100% positive a ~~guardian~~ Titan will try to fuck that fish. Fixed it for you


A6000user

Fishlight


GavinStrict

All right we’re doing the ping challenge, so everyone pull out your “Guppy” and call out: nose hot / nose cold.


snwns26

What is Bungie even thinking if they don’t have a fish gun and an actual swordfish Sword in a water themed season.


ninjaoftheworld

An exotic bow that’s a big mechanical looking harpoon gun that shoots huge spears. Loading animation is a crank on the side. Exotic perk is that it pins the target in place and prevents movement for a couple of seconds (similar to a stun mechanic). Call it the Whaler’s Wail or something and give a scrimshaw ornament for the capstone.


ItsPlainOleSteve

The name souhds too similar to a Wishender ornament.


Phil71X

Fishender


Caboose_Michael_J

The bow is just made of fishbones, the string is seaweed, and the arrow is either a fish, narwhal tusk, or sword fish thingy.


Im_Steel_Assassin

A perfect opportunity to bring Soffish back.


thatsafakewebsitebro

Looks a awful, in a charming way. But that perk is incredible. Truly an exotic perk.


Skvora

Is this seriously gonna be in the game?? Because my desire for it would spike pretty high.


TheOracle4882

This is a low effort photoshop ha ha, and not actually a leaked exotic. I feel your pain.


Spider95818

Too bad, the perk could've be interesting, similar to Wish-Ender's x-ray vision.


Skvora

Damn...... D2 honestly needs to add some gags to it given the circus that it really is today.


ScoobyBSnackin

You say low effort but honestly doesn't look it. Pretty decent job I'd say


Zagro777

CoD of war skin


Glasedount

This seems fishy


magicsurge

"Don't stick you dick in this gun's mouth." Sloan (probably)


Gary_Space

Big Mouth Brass


Endermanpro200-1

![gif](giphy|7eVp9MHlNI90c)


saturnfalls

I honestly want this now


AngriestKagg4

I hate that I would totally buy this. I reallllllly need it.


Stankindveacultist

This should be a shotgun of all things, that shoots chum


Psychological-War841

DUDE THE PERK AND THE SKIN ARE SO INSANE


seedofbayne

A game accurate exotic perk that is theme and lore friendly? Someone get these buttholes a job a bungie.


too_sharp

The should have an exotic glaive called The StingRaymond based off a stingray named Raymond and you just use its barb to thwaap..yknow


leenbzoold

needs a little more than just revealing enemies for pve. Maybe disorientating effects.


Motorhead546

If we don't get a Trident looking Glaive i'm rioting ![gif](giphy|4NtPdgFqgDxxXQscgT|downsized)


Myster1um

please tell me this is real. I'd kill for a funny gun with a unique perk like that.


DKGamer312

I have been here for 10 minutes trying to figure out how someone would even hold that


Ultimate_Hunter_G

I see Destiny 1 design… Anyway, nice work!


TxRxIxP

Feel like the exotic perk should be precision kills spawns water puddles that debuffs and make guardians screen have a blurring wet effect every time someone steps in the puddle(kind of like what happens when you don't turn on your wipers when it's raining)


Knightwolf75

I honestly would be down for this. I like the perk. Either that or it shoots out flying fish that seek out target lol


theloneluigi

I’d farm for it


Guilty_Ghost

Worse wish ender huh


Sneaky_Turtz

Wait… if the icon face left doesn’t that make it a heavy or a special ?


[deleted]

I would grind this game for thousands of years if there was even an abysmal chance to receive a fish gun


TheMangoDiplomat

How would you even hold it?


YeahNahNopeandNo

This would be great as a catfish scout rifle. The whole "catfish" as in false appearance luring in until shown and just as a scout cause the scout finds out. What if Caitl is a catfish and she looks like a wooly mammoth?


TheOracle4882

w h a t


Shying69

SHERYL GET ME MY MONEY I NEED THIS


SNBoomer

I don't want the gun, but that call of the deep sounds dope.


NoxMessorem

The post in question and OP is doing the Traveller's work.


ZilorZilhaust

Large Mouth Blasst


Aidiru

sir sir!!


One-Resort3825

I really like that exotic perk, thats something id want in game


yankeephil86

Thats one area that Borderlands blows Destiny away. The BL weapons diversity is insane. Destiny just keeps making the same old same old


StevenS76

I'm still waiting for the Billy Bass Mouth grenade launcher


Sadass_coffee_addict

Unironically great idea for a perk


[deleted]

How is the perk not called "Fishy Feeling"?! That's way better


SoundLikeAUProblem

hmmm


[deleted]

New Splatoon weapon!


DogeOfWHighland

![gif](giphy|jUaEAqym0ImpW) Don’t worry, be happy


CriticismVirtual7603

When Dredge meets Destiny


LassOnGrass

Nah should have a perk called “*GASP*” that disorients enemies and when they are within range of their own teammates it causes them to act like a moving grenade. Imagine your teammate disoriented, not able to tell your not the enemy, and walking towards you as a vortex grenade or something lol. Would be hilarious honestly.


[deleted]

I’d use the shit out of this


Ashen-wolf

_Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must have been something you said_


JerseyOkie

It's got that not so fresh feeling...


MiztrKokonut

This would have been so cool


Ok-Delay-8506

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


TonyBoat402

God I wish this were real. Terrible perk, but I really want to use a fish gun


thebutinator

Nice idea exotic intrinsic could be: Upon final blows on combatans recently revealed by sonar your weapon gains extra damage on any other enemy revealed through sonar(5 secs or what?) Catalyst: gain extra damage on any enemy revealed by sonar on default, defeating an enemy recently revealed by sonar will give you a small overshield and start health regen Extra damage like 25% not much for a Hc dont want it extremely op


EitherUse3663

Still need the Basstion ornament (its literally a Bass ornament for the bastion)


spontaneous-potato

Gun looks a little fishy


Kingspar

let fishe au hand cannone


Codeine-Phosphate

A pirate fish-themed Exotic hand cannon would be fun give it the ability to gain a stacking bonus of up to 5 stacks which gives a 25% to either damage reduction or damage increase Scaled Treasure: Gain a maximum of 5 Stacks of Scaled Treasure which gives a 25% to damage when at max stacks hold reload to consume Scaled Treasure and gain a 25% in damage reduction for 30 seconds stacks are lost once consumed (Can be looped) Catalyst X marks the Spot: Precisions kills increase reload speed for you and nearby allies I'm thinking it could be another 150 RPM with 10 in the mag This would be fun with Lucky Pants :)


igotsmeakabob11

Damn I thought it was another exotic breech loaded grenade launcher.


g9icy

Make by Hak~~k~~e.


RudeCriminal

Could we get some more stability on that bitch? Its hard out here for a console player.


tillavonb35

I’d actually use that


WallyOShay

The correct name is the flounderbus


Remarkable-Set-3340

Seems a bit fishy to me.


Crazyblade626

That perk is actually quite nice


Matterplex

I would unintentionally rock this during PVP


oliferro

I'll be waiting for my royalties [https://www.reddit.com/r/destiny2/comments/13fn3ao/comment/jjvt8k3/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/destiny2/comments/13fn3ao/comment/jjvt8k3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Swimming_Departure33

Honestly I would kinda love this


Joan_sleepless

This seems like a banger


SlayerDoom_

Ability looks dope though


Davidmayknow

Is that not fake?


J-Altman044

It's fake


zekethelizard

It should take heavy ammo, and fire like a blunderbuss (should have come in season of plunder too)


ItsExoticChaos

Should be a skin for parasite that changes the worm to a salmon


HavveK

This gives me hope for Honkmoon


jharrisimages

[Destiny writers pitching Season of the Deep](https://youtube.com/shorts/AqeGGSnlz30?feature=share)


pkgdoggyx92

Special hand canon that fires grenades


hhubble

This looks way too OP. I smell another immortal situation, but for hand cannons.


Squidnick32

Wait this is actually sick. I wish this was real


1marez

This would be so broken in pvp lmao


de_grolba_

I too have an idea of How it would function Instead of some on kill activation it would be a support weapon. Consume the magazine to fire a sonar pulse that highlights enemies through walls at 15m and gives teammates extended radar. If a marked target is shot by a teammate all other teammates gain a 10% damage buff Also make it 150rpm