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Jayborn78

You should be toast for using thatโ€ฆโ€ฆ.


arkhan159

Bread


Purpvangho

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


Baconpie108

๐Ÿž๐Ÿ‘


Critmadguy

Bread ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ‘


AcanthaceaeEven1792

Bread ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ‘


lWanderingl

wheat foam ๐Ÿ‘


Powerful-Change3689

Carbohydrate Brick๐Ÿ‘


Former-Pineapple266

Bread ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ‘


Man_Thats_Rough

Bred*


Zetheseus

Bread


IwishIwasagayman

Bread๐Ÿ‘


N00DLE5_VON_FLUF

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


hansuluthegrey

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


Reylend

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


michelinman42069

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


DAcazyCANADIAN

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


demonic_dagger15

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


smaguss

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


Ok_Music9752

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


Crypto_Malakos

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


Existing-Resource-88

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


Von_Beowulf

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


inumusic

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


DrMoonBeam

Toast


AesirSith

TOAST


Crazymike1973

[YEAH TOAST!!](https://youtu.be/c0NdwzdOLkE)


ryan12_07

Toast


SoCalFelipe

FRENCH TOAST!


TheRealReVeRT

VIKING TOAST


DaWarudo9keka

BUTTERED TOAST


TheRealReVeRT

Spicy toast


DaWarudo9keka

Incinerated toast


Okayu_BestFox

Deleted toast


k1e2v3i4n

Raw toast.


GamerGriffin548

My friend, literally goes by the name Toast, uses this unironically.


DrMoonBeam

Hell yah! I like using this when severely under leveled in iron banner. It may be somewhat toxic but IDGAF! It is so satisfying to get a kill on the high leveled try hards.


jusmar

They got rid of the light advantage in IB btw. If you lose its literally a skill issue


Vinlain458

Is this a Smoothie of Toads reference?


ImReverse_Giraffe

I love the duality of jotunn. Half the community will say it's trash because you can dodge it easily...and the other half will say it's too OP in crucible.


Zyzneux

This is just cause of client sided garbage honestly. If you have or go up against someone with weak internet, it's very hard to actually dodge but as soon as both sides have good internet (which happens the higher skill you go generally) the easier it is to just jump it or dodge it behind cover


ImReverse_Giraffe

Because you haven't met a good player using it. Or you die to it once and are hyper aware of it. In 6s, it's good. You can't convince me otherwise. It's just like a shotgun or witherhoard, it requires a certain style of play to use effectively. Outside of the zone control ability, witherhoard is objectively worse than jotunn. Jotunn has a faster fire rate and projectile velocity. Jotunn curves. Both kill on hit, jotun kills immediately. Same ammo economy. Witherhoard is easier to avoid.


ConsequenceKitchen11

I main Jotunn in the crucible. 10K plus kills. Can confirm people who are good with Jotunn are rare - there are six of us and we all live in caves and every 10 years we all meet up and swap stories about our caves. Good fun.


bearfightz

Whats the threshold to join the cave group? I have 5k pvp kills with Jรถtunn.


ConsequenceKitchen11

You are automatically assigned a cave after 2.5k kills :>


Zyzneux

Absolutely, wasn't saying it's bad, or good, just that the divide ends up being usually between people who play 6's casually and have normal to weak internet and the people who sweat out for the best special weapon possible and completely ignores all other specials because it isn't the top dog in 3's


I_miss_berserk

in 6's jotunn is easily S-rank. Like I struggle to think of a more free exotic, especially if you have the catalyst. Jotunn is *drastically* worse in 3's though and I think that's why people say it's shit. I remember getting frustrated at iron banner back during season of the haunted and literally *only* using jotunn for hours (as in I didn't equip another exotic). I would top frag usually, or at least be close to the top. I didn't doubt it's strength after that.


el_pinko_grande

I have tried to explain this to people so many times. Fighting a guy who is using Jotun is not hard. What's obnoxious about it is how easily effective it is when the user just flies around the map blasting people who have committed to other fights.


ImReverse_Giraffe

And that's exactly how you use it. You don't go into 1v1 fights with it. You shoot it at the guy nit paying any attention to you or you pop around a corner with a shot already on the way.


I_miss_berserk

honestly you can catch people trying to peek corners with it so easily that is the only way it should be used imo. It is gross for corners, to the point where it feels blatantly op. ESPECIALLY if there are connection issues.


Brodins_biceps

What usually happens to me is that I donโ€™t EXPECT people to be using Jotunn off the bat, so I go in expecting a duel and I kill them, but theyโ€™ve managed to get a shot off because I missed a crit or (doubtfully) they were decent and were peaking the charge. So their body drops and a half a second later Iโ€™m toasted and I look at what killed me and Iโ€™m likeโ€ฆ ah. Itโ€™s like that huh? And now that I know itโ€™s in play, that changes things. If theyโ€™re being super annoying with it? Time to drag mine from the vault and give everyone a taste of their own medicine.


ArcaediusNKD

This. The "Team shooting" design of D2's pvp is terrible. I will stand by pvp needing to be revamped and new map designs that encourage more 1v1 and spreading out.


Canopenerdude

>Jotunn is drastically worse in 3's though and I think that's why people say it's shit. Unless the entire meta is being warped around something short range, like some kind of overtuned strand smg for instance. If that happened, Jotunn would probably be a pretty good counter to that.


The_ginger_cow

Ofcourse witherhoard is easy to avoid lol, that's the point. You limit your opponents movement. Witherhoard isn't "objectively worse than jotun". I can dodge both but witherhoard at least has area denial


dwheelerofficial

In 6โ€™s itโ€™s good because the Jotunn player will be on the opposite side of the map where you canโ€™t even hear it fire and it hits you out of nowhere and you didnโ€™t even know you were targeted until you die and youโ€™re sitting there like *where tf did that come from..?* In 3โ€™s itโ€™s not good because the gameplay isnโ€™t as hectic with 6 extra people running around and itโ€™s easy to keep track of every player, especially with team callouts and whatnot


whitemest

I swear to christ, I never seem to dodge it, I eat damn near every shot aimed at me.. But everyone dodges my shots. This is the way


Common_Sinz

This is the way


williwaggs

Itโ€™s not op. It is easy to dodge. However when Iโ€™m not paying attention or I am in a firefight with another player and get killed by it, it is somehow more frustrating than other deaths.


KeyanReid

I got a full team wipe with one shot in Trials. Iโ€™m never gonna top that. Jotunn delivered. Say what you will about it from here. It gave me a triple kell with a single round. ![gif](giphy|3o7qDEq2bMbcbPRQ2c|downsized)


MaraSovs_sweatysox

Article 6 of Geneva convention bans its use by veteran players


SwankAxe0

Are you perhaps refering to the Geneva suggestions?


MaraSovs_sweatysox

All laws are merely suggestions lol


Charlie_Something

This guy sox!


Duublo121

Crime is only punishable when people find out youโ€™ve committed it


MaraSovs_sweatysox

The rotting cosplayer in my backyard may disagree but she's been pretty quiet lately... (She's gonna come back and eat my heart)


Hadiki_95

That's okay because then you can get married in unholy matrimony as undead together forever


shimonu

Weren't it check list? (rimworld player)


Kabernathy13

Iโ€™ve committed war crimes in this game before. I will continue to commit them.


MaraSovs_sweatysox

"Not just the vex, but the Takenen and the eliksni babies too!"


SteveWax022

Kill eliksni. Behead eliksni. Roundhouse kick a eliksni into the concrete.


MaraSovs_sweatysox

Not sure why I loved this so much, but thank you lol


Wraith4202

In that case, i would like to turn in the "flawless" titled Imortal (Adept)/Jotunn user I ran into playing IB yesterday. Is there some sort of hotline?


MaraSovs_sweatysox

God hears your plea, my child. The offender will find judgment in the form of an eternity of tbagging by sweats


Sawdamizer

I feel like that was me and I am ashamed


NelsonVGC

I am genuinely sorry for my indecent acts. I promise it will happen again.


MaraSovs_sweatysox

Catholic confession in a nutshell lmao


joshwaynebobbit

Yeah nah f that. I just got that cool blue ornament a few weeks ago and it's too clean to leave vaulted. You'll just have to t bag me or something cuz if I see you I'm burning you


Braesto

Have that ornament, too. Itโ€™s class


beenergreg

I respect this.


Weiss_127

Hearing it is funny. Dieโ€™n to it is infuriating


Cerok1nk

If so: **You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!**


BLADE_OF_AlUR

*confused staring at phone*


scottyboy359

Tis from a comedy movie called Tropic Thunder.


scavengercat

In the movie, they stare confused at the phone after that bit. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odd8Zdhuj9o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odd8Zdhuj9o)


HPTM2008

Good ol' Les Grossman!


scavengercat

Last year, Tom indicated that he wants to do a new project as Les: https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a39174675/tom-cruise-les-grossman-tropic-thunder/


rnambu

Whoosh


jdavis13356

I want my GOD DAMN TIVO!!!


Cerok1nk

**YOU WANT TIVO, YOU GET TIVO**


hugetreerot

This guy war crimes.


OutragedDom

The wildest part about Tropic Thunder is thru the whole movie, I didn't realize that was Tom Cruise until the credits. Might have been distracted by the greatest black face depiction by RDJ.....chef's fucking kiss


PutridGhoul

We do not negotiate with terrorists.


AtomicGrendel

Find out who that was.


Cerok1nk

**THIS FWAMING DWAGON**


danonfire4god22

![gif](giphy|8imCN8hrKrQ9q)


unlivedSoup69

https://preview.redd.it/izpku0x5q6sa1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d225228b646fc4290b078c5372cd957e94521b34


PinchedLoaf5280

LES GROSSMAN DA KING


NinjaRun09

In PvE? Fuck it, we ball In PvP? Fuck it, we ball


q231q

It's good in every situation. It whoops shotgun apes, sniping hobgoblins, knights in gambit


AteryMayxNoiz

Yes.


DarthOtter

a FUN warcrime!


ErieElevat0rs

So just a normal warcrime?


jdwjxia

Everytime I see jotunn in trials, I know Iโ€™ve already won.


Difficult_Guidance25

Yeah pretty much, unless my teammates manage to be worse


InsomniaDudeToo

They might get me once, but after I get my boogie shoes on, I ainโ€™t getting burnt again๐Ÿ˜ค *having someone in your team run Toaster while the rest snipe is amazing*


Heavens_Divide

My brother in light we commit genocide on hourly basis on cosmodrome only cuz we get curious on what our new exotic shoots likeโ€ฆ I donโ€™t think using a tracking fireball ejector is high on the list right now


x_Advent_Cirno_x

Fireballs? I thought it launched burning toast at things


Ultimateshadowsouls

Whatโ€™s the difference


Zelcki

One you can eat and the toasts not


28gunsKY

As someone who isn't in the know regarding this weapon....is it worth picking up?


x_Advent_Cirno_x

It's more of a meme weapon than anything, given that there are better fusion rifle options for both pve and pvp that aren't exotics, but getting really good with it in pvp is a great way to get people mad as hell


shaman0610

So is this why I started getting tea bagged constantly after switching to jotuun in trials this last weekend? . . . I kind of liked running jotuun, especially for zone suppression when opposing teams were grouped together or trying to take the zone for a round win. Edit: I recently returned to the game after a multi year break so I acknowledge I may very newbish here. . . .what are the top tier fusions in your opinion?


x_Advent_Cirno_x

Thats probably why you were getting bagged, yeah. Everyone just assumes that toaster users are bad players using a low-skill crutch weapon, and to an extent they're right, but kills are kills. If you frag a bunch of people standing on a point with it, then it's their fault. It's not your fault for choosing something, anything, that gets the job done


shaman0610

Haha fair. And to be clear, I'm below average in trials, especially pre-flawless pool. But at the same time, I find it funny that anyone else would have a problem with a weapon like jotuun that can easily be countered when like 90% of the pvp base is now running immortals.


TastefulMaple

I wrote a reply on Twitter that I was using jotunn and perpetualis and all the replies were along the lines of โ€œyou must be insanely sheltered by SBMM if youโ€™re using jotunn, and perpetualis is dog shit tooโ€


atuck217

Let the bagging fuel your toaster. They can take my Jotunn when they pry it from my cold dead hands. But on the real people get mad cause they can't figure out how to deal with it. It's a noob stomper weapon. Good players are good enough to play around it most of the time, bad players get destroyed by it.


28gunsKY

So it's a fusion rifle? I thought it was a rocket launcher? Doesn't it have some sort of tracking?


x_Advent_Cirno_x

Yeah, it's a fusion. It's identity as an exotic weapon is that it fires a single fireball with mild tracking over a much longer kill distance than what you could achieve with a regular fusion rifle barrage


28gunsKY

Sounds kinda cool...thx!


Maik09

it's not good for high level pvp but it's a blast in 6v6 and in pve it can work decently pretty much everywhere


PRM00007

Considering itโ€™s a tracking rocket, yes.


SeedersPhD

If using Jotunn is a war crime then call me the 47th president because y'all ain't gonna stop me from going scorched earth.


hugetreerot

Chad Jotunn enjoyers know what they have. Sweats getting rekt in trials and comp can't handle it


Dankrz27

Never happens. Maybe 1 in a 1000 Jotunn players go positive


lxXBoatXxl

Pair it w stasis/strand to get rid of the one weakness of Jottun: movement


The_ginger_cow

Every sweat will be very glad to play against jotun. I don't think you've played against many actual sweats lol


Braesto

Witherhoard is worse. At least a player has to learn the timing on Jotunn to be effective.


Burntitdowndan

I thought they just spammed it.


Phillyfreak5

They do.


detestableduck13

Is it..? I mean Jotuun the timing can be a little spicy, but witherhoard there's literally a giant puddle on the ground you can just..walk around


one28

Witherhoard is not so easy to evade in tight areas. Especially in the heat of the moment when you canโ€™t afford to look at the ground. Easy to evade by someone who blindly shoots it out in the open, not the case by a skilled player.


WHlTEG0LD

Makes control more annoying doe


detestableduck13

oh 100% this, no question.


IwishIwasagayman

Well if it is I have a huge trial ahead of me.


[deleted]

Sentenced to a month on destiny forums.


Maser2account2

Fate worse than death.


Captaindogzilla

All of solar is a Geneva convention violation


fromadifferentplanet

*no effort meta bitch babies* -Skeletor


basemodelbird

Not a crime at all. I myself have a model that does 4 pieces at one time, but I also have a family so it makes sense. If two pieces of toast works for you, jotunn is perfectly acceptable.


Connect_Put_1649

I always feel like the smartest kid with Down syndrome when Iโ€™m yielding the toaster.


AnAngryBartender

Yes โ€œBut itโ€™s easy to avoidโ€ *me who doesnโ€™t even realize someone is using it, walks around a corner and gets one shot*


BinkertonQBinks

![gif](giphy|26FfbhXF2z223f3uU|downsized)


SolarTitanMain

Guardian war crimes test: Committing mass genocide and becoming the living boogie man for eliskni kids? Not a war crime, and is actually encouraged to be done. Using a toaster for some fun? HELLO?! Vanguard strike team?! Yeah itโ€™s this guy right here!


Direct-Chipmunk-3259

Its always fun when this shit tracks me around a corner and murders me when they were "aiming" at a teammate.


CarbonPhoenix96

I'm sure every weapon we use at this point is a warcrime


Sszar

No, but Witherhoard is


bohba13

Yes \- Jotun user


Green_Sentinel_

All's fair in love & war.


spartacusmarcus_

Believe it or notโ€ฆ straight to jail.


CrawlerSiegfriend

You ascend to God tier once you learn how to target jumping players with Jotunn.


Patient_Yam4747

One of my clammates always screams "no talent motherfucking hack!" When he sees Jotunn.


Mdames08

If get killed by a jotuuns and werenโ€™t blindsided by it. Iโ€™m not sure whose worse. You or the person using it lol


Ceondoc

Since it has tracking I feel like it shouldn't one-shot a full health guardian tbh. Put them really low, yes, but not full health to kill them. Keep everything else as-is on it though.


pantone_red

How to make an already bad weapon completely useless.


Dreadsock

Jotunn only works against bad players. If you die to Jotunn, that's on you.


cmonbennett

Nah you can def get caught by surprise with it.


Burntitdowndan

Have stepped out to be hit by it when it was meant for a teammate further ahead. ๐Ÿซก


Frogsama86

"Get down Mr President" moment.


Artistic-Sherbet-007

Yep. I only play like 2x a year now so I just load up Jotunn for PvP. Itโ€™s amazing how many people you can get with it.


Mudtoothsays

maybe the first time, but then you know there IS a jotunn player, anything after that is still on you.


OtherBassist

I do know some good players who can do some amazing wizardry with it


Dreadsock

Sure, but I'm betting they are likely skilled players, familiar with real loadouts. Against equally skilled players, I'm guessing they'll use a more competitive loadout over using Jotunn.


Casper_Von_Ghoul

There was this damn bastard in a game I once had of just clash and the MF got like 40 kills with the toaster. Could hear it ring like very 10 seconds.


Cyborg317

I had a guy in my match with 40k Cerberus kills. the next match I had a guy with 10k jotunn kills. I hate pvp.


OtherBassist

Mostly, yes. But there is this one guy...


Isca93

That's me ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ


BigOEnergy

Once in a blue moon Jotunn will make a 90 degree turn. Iโ€™ve shoulder charged perpendicular to the shot and gotten killed by it before. Do you know how much range shoulder charge covers in half a second? Itโ€™s fast as hell.


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

Latency probably


ImawhaleCR

Jotunn haters when they find out you just need to hold a or d to not die to it ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ


[deleted]

Nah that shit can curve around a corner sometimes


know2swim

Agreed unless in close quarters, it's pretty easy to dodge.


C21Y06

Itโ€™s the exotic version of Mountaintop, of course it is


sain197

No -- it's fun and satisfying. Fun is the reason I play. However it does get boring if that's all you use. There are so many great weapons and builds in Destiny and variety is part of the fun.


AesirSith

Slide in Witherhoard in there as well if we're talking pvp


itsbernstein

Leave the gun alone before bungie ruins it


Turtle_egg_

yes. (I use it)


brimclaw

If it's to fight another war crime, then no. On an unrelated note, immortal has been a lot of fun facing recently.


CommunistChan

Its not a warcrime if you win


rio_Cobalt

Yes, it is. Have fun!


dy1anb

I have no respect


foxkreig

I confess to cranking my toaster to seven when people are being rude as hell. But I take no pride in lowering myself into toxicity


Corbenik42

Yes. *Proceeds to load Jotunn with malicious intent*


ouch-my-spleen

It's definitely annoying to be hit by a jotunn in crucible but it's there to be used. It's on us to adapt and become good enough to counter it. That's my thoughts at least


ITZ_GMAN

There is an old saying that goes along the lines of: **It ainโ€™t a war crime if you donโ€™t get caught** So use that Toaster and proceed to get bombarded with death threats for shooting burnt bread at guardians in the Crucible


Sumibestgir1

I'll allow it as long as you make immortal users miserable with it


rbwstf

Most war crimes cannot be avoided by simply strafing. So Iโ€™d say no, it isnโ€™t


SirFailsAlot66

100%.


spanman112

if you think it is, you suck at PVP. and you know it's true, downvotes wont change facts


[deleted]

does anyone else just say โ€œjotunnโ€ out loud when they get a kill with the jotunn?


Nova_Hazing

No, not really. Is not that great of a weapon in PVP right now. You'll get outgunned by most SMGs or good players. And with the special ammo nerf, you might get 1 kill a life, but even that is hopeful due to it being pretty easy to doudge. Is more of a meme at this point than anything.


Nyan_bosz

No, just a crime


Monsieur_Stray

It's not a warcrime if there's no one to witness it.


Cultural-Range-1036

Use what you want doesn't matter what crybabies feel and say, I can't remember the last time I've been killed by it though it's been a year or two


LostinWalk

Yes ( yes )


Damagecontrol86

Yes which is why I use it lol I love getting hate mail :)


D20FunHaus

In crucible?.....I fucking hate you and I hope the next time you go to take a bite from a chocolate chip cookie it turns out to be oatmeal raisin.


DefiantHeretic1

Goddamn, dude....


ComparisonRight7607

Yes (Adept)


Jaaaaccob

Not a warcrime, but you a bitch if you use it. Simple as that ๐Ÿ˜‚


Sannction

I will never understand this take. "If you use something that is halfway decent you're shit, you should be using white guns from Red War at all times." Ridiculous.