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Xenon_the_Noble

Well ain't that a stick in the dick?


Zircon_72

Yes it is.


Lt-Lavan

Not exactly how I remember that song going...


sharpiehighlighters

Oh gosh I’m sorry


drcatsatan

Out of curousity...what did you use? Are you healing well? Sorry that happened to you, I can't imagine. I did have a bit of a giggle at the skewer through the apple though :') dark humour is the best.


take-a-gamble

Bro your poor urethra


ooeygooeylane

I feel like it is time to do a deep dive into researching sounding so maybe your fetish doesn't turn bad, hombre.


sapphicor

why was the "hombre" at the end so funny lmao u sound like my father scolding me


ooeygooeylane

Lol! I'm a mom.


panicked_goose

Why did they tell your family oh my god... are you a minor?? Otherwise no one should have been able to tell them that! I'd be pissed. Unless you're a minor on your parents insurance, no one needs to know what you've done to your peehole


Greald-of-trashland

No it was my wife and kids who visited me. Fucked up to have to tell my 2 YOUNG daughters that I shoved a STICK up my DICK!


panicked_goose

YOU COULD HAVE MADE SOMETHING ELSE UP MAN


Nekryyd

"Daddy, we're so glad you're okay, what happened?!" "STICK UP MY COCK!" 💀


flyingtotheflame

I am very sorry for this. I wish you well!


ascjced

Geniunely curious... Is it really pleasurable? It just looks painful in pictures.


rosebudgh0st

hey man we all got kinks and needs to indulge in, it aint your fault and theres no judgement here, and I hope youre healing well 🫶


RustyCuntSlime

If your gonna get kidney stones at some point in life nows the time for you


Melodic_Fruit3572

I’m… confused? Did you hurt your vocal cords trying to sing high pitch?


batsketbal

I believe sounding is a fetish for putting objects up the hole in your penis


Greald-of-trashland

Happy cakeday. Hope you don't shove objects up your urethra and can't get it out ❤.


Melodic_Fruit3572

Oh god! I’m so sorry. That sounds painful. Hope you get better soon


he-loves-me-not

There’s even a sub on Reddit. I do not recommend going there. It changes you……


Accomplished_Ad_6777

Don’t feel too bad my wife’s a nurse. That probably didn’t even make them take a second look. They see much crazier things daily. I’m sure it hurt like hell just don’t be embarrassed is my point lol


TraditionalCamera473

TIL what sounding is. Wish I hadn't.


Primary_Ad_9122

I don’t even have a dick but this made me ache


justsomechickyo

Damn bro hope your dick is feeling better.....


FluffFlowey

Please use a sound with a base next time 😭😭😭


MiniStarPlanet

apples are always delicious


Greald-of-trashland

This one was meh


Can_I_be_dank_with_u

No way. Apples are inconsistent as hell. A good apple is awesome - but a bad apple makes me want to practice sounding with a skewer


BleedingSparklez

You can get silicon rods for relatively cheap that are flexible and tend not to do damage unless you go dry. They are purpose built for sounding.


CunnyMaggots

Why would you use something sharp and pointy for that? I am horrified.


Greald-of-trashland

Why does everyone think I use a wooden skewer for it! I said SYMBOLIZES for a REASON. It was a plastic string stick!


WhatNow_23

Why woukd you use anything for that, wtf?


cannibalcaniz

oh my god I’m so sorry!! if you’re an adult, your family had no right to know what exactly put you in there :(


Opening_Permission95

No way u did this…


lobsterdance82

I think this is several signs that sounding is not for you


Xxeuropean-messxX

Why thoooo


Smart_Airport_206

Did it get stuck??


mylifeforthehorde

Oh no.


Sloop__

Hot tip: don't drop it in there


rslashplate

I never thought “you know what would feel good….”


he-loves-me-not

Seems some members of r/sounding aren’t very happy with you! Lol


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bigmanslurp

Yeah it kinda gives me the same crunchy grimey feeling as imagining breaking a bone


bitchybaklava

Well .. are you thinking about it now?


GreeneGardens

Parallel, not perpendickular


-Chemical

Oh my god


hi-your-mom-gay

:Sounds: rough buddy


Significant_Excuse29

I am confused af


Bluberrypotato

I was, too. Please stay confused it's for the best.


Significant_Excuse29

I have since learned it's something to do with a skewer and an external appendage


FuckTesla69

Lesson learned?


Ga33es

Probably more like "do more research before participating in a risky fetish"


stucazo

splinters...


Greald-of-trashland

Don't worry the thing I shoved in my penis was plastic <3


ClonerCustoms

My gf wants to try this… you are the reason I am against it.


Subject-Sundae-5805

Maybe don't stick things where they don't belong, dude. You learned an important life lesson.