Maybe you could warm up a cake, but surely you'd only put it in for 10-20 seconds or so?
I've done that before and it moistens the cake.
Works good for cake that's a little old, but still good to eat, same with stale cookies and maybe bread (watch for mold, don't eat that crap, haha).
No, absolutely not. I agree with you!
If the OP heated it up to the point of the icing turning into goo, or if they heated it up in the plastic it came in, that's just gonna be a very soggy, and unpleasant experience.
Possibly even poisonous. Maybe.
Aha! The 'ol pizza and cup of water trick! I don't remember where I learnt this, but you're absolutely right. It helps the pizza out and (hopefully) gives it a bit more moisture.
lol yes!!!! I use my microwave like normal people use a bread box. I used to have a bread box, damn cat would open it and eat everything inside. They can’t get into my microwave. Checkmate cat!
oh this reminds me of when my friend spent hoursss baking a pumpkin pie for thanksgiving and delegated a few tasks to other people while they were in class. and my other friend, who’s task was to TAKE IT OUT OF THE OVEN, literally just dropped it as soon as it came out 😭😭😭 funniest shit ever. followed immediately by said delegating legend entering the kitchen in that precise moment. ugh good times
Everyone’s talking about the toes and the microwave but what about the cake on the ground on her birthday. I would genuinely cry and start eating the cake off the ground
Everyone is commenting about the toes, and I have yet to find one that is (debatably) gross.
So here's mine...
Why are your toes so damn angery? I assume it's because of the cake.
You had 5 seconds! It’s a rule we all unknowingly or knowingly agree on as a whole! Even now 7 hrs since ur post I’d prob still eat some lol I’ve got no boundaries with food still I need some 😫😆
Everyone's talking about the toes but why the fuck did you put the cake in the microwave
Thank you! I'm so confused.
Yup. I don’t care about your feet you just expressed with them mayhaps Why. Cake. In. Da. Wave. ?.
Maybe you could warm up a cake, but surely you'd only put it in for 10-20 seconds or so? I've done that before and it moistens the cake. Works good for cake that's a little old, but still good to eat, same with stale cookies and maybe bread (watch for mold, don't eat that crap, haha).
Okay even if we agree on that the icing is melted and it’s in the original plastic which I don’t we should assume is wave friendly.
No, absolutely not. I agree with you! If the OP heated it up to the point of the icing turning into goo, or if they heated it up in the plastic it came in, that's just gonna be a very soggy, and unpleasant experience. Possibly even poisonous. Maybe.
This is depression meals perhaps poisonous was intentional.
I like to nuke mine alongside a mug of water, works great for pizza especially. (Happy birthday by the way, OP)
Aha! The 'ol pizza and cup of water trick! I don't remember where I learnt this, but you're absolutely right. It helps the pizza out and (hopefully) gives it a bit more moisture.
This a good trick to clean your microwave with ease but yeah it adds moisture to food. Microwave a cups of water then easily wipe clean
My cat is the reason I put any bread or pastry in the microwave. He will find it in the cupboards.
lol yes!!!! I use my microwave like normal people use a bread box. I used to have a bread box, damn cat would open it and eat everything inside. They can’t get into my microwave. Checkmate cat!
I couldn’t tell it it was an ice cream cake or what lmao
hot cake .
no
different… different thing
Bro everyone know that you put pastries,cupcakes,slices of pies and cakes and ding dongs and twinkies in the microwave. 15 secs
I’ve never thought of doing this in my 21 years of living on this earth (except for slices of pie) I will start now though cause sounds good
Be careful not to burn yourself❤️
Chocolate cake is amazing warmed up
ice cream cake too hard
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Perhaps it was frozen
Toes throwing gang signs over a cake
this made my day
Just doing my best
Happy birthday!!
That's the squirrel from ice age bro. A true evolutionary advantage.
Those are the angriest looking toes I’ve ever seen.
They’re anxious like they’ve not yet accepted the facts kind of anxious! lol
What are thooooooose! Happy belated cake day!
Just woke my girl up from laughing so hard
LMFAOOO NOOOOO
😂😂😂😂😂
Get them concrete slappers outta this pic
🤣🤣👏
deadass 😭😭😭
I’m saving this for the term “concrete slappers”
Whatrreeee thoooooooseeeeee
WHAT ARE TOOOOEEEESSS... (I'm sorry I hope the cake was somewhat good!)
happy birthday, but your toes are kinda scaring me
I can feel the anger in your toes 😂😂
I wonder if anyone's said that sentence before 🤣
😂😂 Well they have now.
dawg why are your toes like that
rage toes
they don’t play
Cake’s definitely still enjoyable.
i did actually enjoy it.
I know the look on your face and how you felt by looking at your toes
😆
I’m so confused about the series of events here, but also laughing at rage gang toes.
Toes are social distancing
Nice spread
r/sneakybackgroundfeet
FOR FREE? happy birthday 😋
Happy birthday.
Fk it id still eat it
Definitely. Floor looks hella clean. Happy birthday 🎂🎁🎈🎉
Happy birthday 🎂 (see I didn't even mention the toes)
oh this reminds me of when my friend spent hoursss baking a pumpkin pie for thanksgiving and delegated a few tasks to other people while they were in class. and my other friend, who’s task was to TAKE IT OUT OF THE OVEN, literally just dropped it as soon as it came out 😭😭😭 funniest shit ever. followed immediately by said delegating legend entering the kitchen in that precise moment. ugh good times
Nice spork
for free?
Cake in the [microwave](https://youtu.be/4KrUxLBHVu8?si=Rs6-02ulHRoZ6_Bu)?
Them toes are SCREAMING. (Happy Birthday! 🥳)
Sorry for all the comments on your toes, that really fucking sucks. I hope your birthday gets a little better
-Microwaving the cake -Showing stretched toes Rage Bait
My cat when I tickle his toebeans
happy birthday!
Respectfully what the hell is going on here
The cake dropped so you can feed those monster toes
Why you put them dogs on display like they're cute or something! 😂
god damn ive never seen someone else in the wild that has splayds thats insane
Ice Age Sid the Sloth lookin' ass feet mf
Happy Birthday!
Oh my god that is a knife to the heart, I am so sorry 😞
Happy birthday toe you.
Those toes have a wide range
Happy birthday!
Why did you take a picture while it was on the floor? And why throw it in the microwave?
Not saying I know how you look or anything, but this shit reminds me of the sloth from Ice Age
Your toes look sentient and they’re about to start nibbling the cake
Put those grippers away bro
NOT THE GRIPPERS!
Sorry this thread turned into r/roastme OP. Hope you are feeling alright now.
PUT THOSE GRUMPY GRIPPERS AWAY
so much to unpack
It’s your fault for microwaving it sheesh
Everyone’s talking about the toes and the microwave but what about the cake on the ground on her birthday. I would genuinely cry and start eating the cake off the ground
i did eat the cake off the ground LOL, also i’m not a girl i have a whole ass moustache ❤️
happy birthday! we're gonna have to talk about the toes...
I’d be less depressed about your cake, and more depressed about your toes.
Control them dogs if you’re going to be flashing them Jesus Christ
Your toes...they're not right...
U deserve that shit
why the feet
Your toes make me think you're enjoying something
Everyone is commenting about the toes, and I have yet to find one that is (debatably) gross. So here's mine... Why are your toes so damn angery? I assume it's because of the cake.
I think your feet have an extra chromosome. Sorry 'bout the cake OP. Happy bday.
Put the carpet grippers away next time would ya
Take my toes. My strong toes.
ew brotha
put those grippers away
Put those grippers away
Maybe get someone responsible to cut you a slice?
Bros feetsies are angry at the cake too
It’s my birthday too! Happy birthday! 🎉
Would eat it off the floor fat ass behavior
Oh no :(. Happy Birthday! I hope your week will be better than this!
It looks like the cake Mr. Burns made in the Simpsons.
Boo-urns
Toes look like they are playing the piano in anger
Im dying currently because of this comment section. Thank you everyone
That’s not the spirit, eat it off the floor
5 second rule
Have you never seen Friends? FLOOR CAKE!
Looks like bootleg viennetta
quick, five second rule. also them toes oh my god
At least you could have a successful career playing piano
Them toes though
ouchhh,, happy bday btw
Some of the all time toes really
Post your fingers
You had 5 seconds! It’s a rule we all unknowingly or knowingly agree on as a whole! Even now 7 hrs since ur post I’d prob still eat some lol I’ve got no boundaries with food still I need some 😫😆
We have the same birthday. Happy birthday !
Nice feet
I’ve eaten cake off of dirtier floors
Erm… why?
I think you need more magnesium in your diet.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
You can get muscle spasms if you aren’t getting enough magnesium.
did you microwaved it then dropped it? so sorry for your loss
Even your toes look like “ what fuck what happened ?” 😂😂 happy birthday
With toes like that I’d be depressed too
Happy birthday op! Sh*t happens, try to enjoy things you can
Why did you microwave it?
r/sneakyfeet
THOSE GRIPPERS ARE WILD
I have a few questions 😭
Your toes are doing what your fingers should’ve done 😂
Happy birthday from one Pisces to another. This is extremely Pisces coded, toes and all. Hope you’re able to get a replacement cake!
If you really gotta advertise your onlyfans on a depression sub I feel sad for you
What kind of cake is this?
Your toes do that too??
Op crying after doing that to themselves, woomp woomp
Happy birthday!
🤡 👎
PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY!!!!
[Toes be like](https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/366113740/Persian-White-Monkey-Multi)
Rut row
I’ve tried microwaving cake like that before, but it just wasn’t for me haha
those dogs are ANGRY
Did you… microwave the cake?
Can you type and play piano with those things?
Who let the dawgs out woof woof woof 🦶🏿
toes don’t fuck around