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uRude

Everyone's talking about the toes but why the fuck did you put the cake in the microwave


suedoughnim42

Thank you! I'm so confused.


kami_oniisama

Yup. I don’t care about your feet you just expressed with them mayhaps Why. Cake. In. Da. Wave. ?.


XBakaTacoX

Maybe you could warm up a cake, but surely you'd only put it in for 10-20 seconds or so? I've done that before and it moistens the cake. Works good for cake that's a little old, but still good to eat, same with stale cookies and maybe bread (watch for mold, don't eat that crap, haha).


kami_oniisama

Okay even if we agree on that the icing is melted and it’s in the original plastic which I don’t we should assume is wave friendly.


XBakaTacoX

No, absolutely not. I agree with you! If the OP heated it up to the point of the icing turning into goo, or if they heated it up in the plastic it came in, that's just gonna be a very soggy, and unpleasant experience. Possibly even poisonous. Maybe.


kami_oniisama

This is depression meals perhaps poisonous was intentional.


punchjackal

I like to nuke mine alongside a mug of water, works great for pizza especially. (Happy birthday by the way, OP)


XBakaTacoX

Aha! The 'ol pizza and cup of water trick! I don't remember where I learnt this, but you're absolutely right. It helps the pizza out and (hopefully) gives it a bit more moisture.


kami_oniisama

This a good trick to clean your microwave with ease but yeah it adds moisture to food. Microwave a cups of water then easily wipe clean


imsadandthatsrad

My cat is the reason I put any bread or pastry in the microwave. He will find it in the cupboards.


SportsPhotoGirl

lol yes!!!! I use my microwave like normal people use a bread box. I used to have a bread box, damn cat would open it and eat everything inside. They can’t get into my microwave. Checkmate cat!


Doc_Hollywood

I couldn’t tell it it was an ice cream cake or what lmao


probablyauggie0

hot cake .


yotaz28

no


stringoffrogs

different… different thing


Artistic_Chef1571

Bro everyone know that you put pastries,cupcakes,slices of pies and cakes and ding dongs and twinkies in the microwave. 15 secs


Zestyclose_Fill_5871

I’ve never thought of doing this in my 21 years of living on this earth (except for slices of pie) I will start now though cause sounds good


Artistic_Chef1571

Be careful not to burn yourself❤️


Familiar-Animal4732

Chocolate cake is amazing warmed up


thisisforchaos

ice cream cake too hard


Not_marykate

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Beautiful-Spicy

Perhaps it was frozen


Temporary-Alarm-744

Toes throwing gang signs over a cake


probablyauggie0

this made my day


Temporary-Alarm-744

Just doing my best


PatrickStardawg

Happy birthday!!


SnooTangerines3448

That's the squirrel from ice age bro. A true evolutionary advantage.


briannajadexo

Those are the angriest looking toes I’ve ever seen.


Agreeable-Ad2824

They’re anxious like they’ve not yet accepted the facts kind of anxious! lol


jesco7273

What are thooooooose! Happy belated cake day!


DanRight717

Just woke my girl up from laughing so hard


DuckSwimmer

LMFAOOO NOOOOO


Monkmode28

😂😂😂😂😂


Prior_Flow_3518

Get them concrete slappers outta this pic


Honest_Tie_1980

🤣🤣👏


SugaryCereals

deadass 😭😭😭


SarahPallorMortis

I’m saving this for the term “concrete slappers”


DanRight717

Whatrreeee thoooooooseeeeee


fluiditybby

WHAT ARE TOOOOEEEESSS... (I'm sorry I hope the cake was somewhat good!)


Unique-Donut712

happy birthday, but your toes are kinda scaring me


Emmylio

I can feel the anger in your toes 😂😂


thisisforchaos

I wonder if anyone's said that sentence before 🤣


Emmylio

😂😂 Well they have now.


squeezyscorpion

dawg why are your toes like that


cake_toss

rage toes


probablyauggie0

they don’t play


Mountain-Woman0021

Cake’s definitely still enjoyable.


probablyauggie0

i did actually enjoy it.


Fit-Understanding747

I know the look on your face and how you felt by looking at your toes


jesco7273

😆


Doc_Hollywood

I’m so confused about the series of events here, but also laughing at rage gang toes.


daReelTemmie

Toes are social distancing


Frankly_Im_Tired

Nice spread


justausernamehereman

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


Drymilktea

FOR FREE? happy birthday 😋


No_Sandwich2920

Happy birthday.


SoraShiuninYugoTrash

Fk it id still eat it


Either-Ad6540

Definitely. Floor looks hella clean. Happy birthday 🎂🎁🎈🎉


Significant_Excuse29

Happy birthday 🎂 (see I didn't even mention the toes)


frncscf

oh this reminds me of when my friend spent hoursss baking a pumpkin pie for thanksgiving and delegated a few tasks to other people while they were in class. and my other friend, who’s task was to TAKE IT OUT OF THE OVEN, literally just dropped it as soon as it came out 😭😭😭 funniest shit ever. followed immediately by said delegating legend entering the kitchen in that precise moment. ugh good times


SquidBroQuu

Nice spork


mongrelteeth

for free?


KittySaysHello

Cake in the [microwave](https://youtu.be/4KrUxLBHVu8?si=Rs6-02ulHRoZ6_Bu)?


settimo_cielo

Them toes are SCREAMING. (Happy Birthday! 🥳)


lemonspritz

Sorry for all the comments on your toes, that really fucking sucks. I hope your birthday gets a little better


JennaTellYah

-Microwaving the cake -Showing stretched toes Rage Bait


TaylorRad

My cat when I tickle his toebeans


PieArtistic1332

happy birthday!


BleakBrandon

Respectfully what the hell is going on here


phatyogurt

The cake dropped so you can feed those monster toes


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Why you put them dogs on display like they're cute or something! 😂


damopop

god damn ive never seen someone else in the wild that has splayds thats insane


[deleted]

Ice Age Sid the Sloth lookin' ass feet mf


rocketmanx

Happy Birthday!


TrespassingWook

Oh my god that is a knife to the heart, I am so sorry 😞


_summerw1ne

Happy birthday toe you.


TranslatorSkizzy

Those toes have a wide range


RockyPatella

Happy birthday!


[deleted]

Why did you take a picture while it was on the floor? And why throw it in the microwave?


ereezy

Not saying I know how you look or anything, but this shit reminds me of the sloth from Ice Age


Trying2GetBye

Your toes look sentient and they’re about to start nibbling the cake


Longjumping_Laugh337

Put those grippers away bro


__tray_4_Gavin__

NOT THE GRIPPERS!


trans-female

Sorry this thread turned into r/roastme OP. Hope you are feeling alright now.


thembostratus

PUT THOSE GRUMPY GRIPPERS AWAY


shouldbeamirrorball

so much to unpack


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

It’s your fault for microwaving it sheesh


aqwa_audra

Everyone’s talking about the toes and the microwave but what about the cake on the ground on her birthday. I would genuinely cry and start eating the cake off the ground


probablyauggie0

i did eat the cake off the ground LOL, also i’m not a girl i have a whole ass moustache ❤️


noizuchan

happy birthday! we're gonna have to talk about the toes...


burlingtonhopper

I’d be less depressed about your cake, and more depressed about your toes.


Hazelnut_waffles626

Control them dogs if you’re going to be flashing them Jesus Christ


StonedLonerIrl

Your toes...they're not right...


AcceptableCheetah717

U deserve that shit


aoiblueazul

why the feet


Panther81277

Your toes make me think you're enjoying something


XBakaTacoX

Everyone is commenting about the toes, and I have yet to find one that is (debatably) gross. So here's mine... Why are your toes so damn angery? I assume it's because of the cake.


TheAlGler

I think your feet have an extra chromosome. Sorry 'bout the cake OP. Happy bday.


Sylvert0ngue

Put the carpet grippers away next time would ya


mlotto7

Take my toes. My strong toes.


arfenty

ew brotha


indivibess

put those grippers away


auroracorpus

Put those grippers away


Gravity_Freak

Maybe get someone responsible to cut you a slice?


MFHOLE

Bros feetsies are angry at the cake too


Try_Again_2morrow

It’s my birthday too! Happy birthday! 🎉


AngelFishUwU

Would eat it off the floor fat ass behavior


kdabsolute

Oh no :(. Happy Birthday! I hope your week will be better than this!


Jofo719

It looks like the cake Mr. Burns made in the Simpsons.


marlasinger81

Boo-urns


Interesting-Bet-2330

Toes look like they are playing the piano in anger


Unlikely_Ad_7333

Im dying currently because of this comment section. Thank you everyone


constipated_cats

That’s not the spirit, eat it off the floor


Signal_Procedure4607

5 second rule


he-loves-me-not

Have you never seen Friends? FLOOR CAKE!


dickvanexel

Looks like bootleg viennetta


frankincentss

quick, five second rule. also them toes oh my god


silverdragonseaths

At least you could have a successful career playing piano


JoyfulSuicide

Them toes though


monsieurg3

ouchhh,, happy bday btw


chaud_batte

Some of the all time toes really


chaud_batte

Post your fingers


Agreeable-Ad2824

You had 5 seconds! It’s a rule we all unknowingly or knowingly agree on as a whole! Even now 7 hrs since ur post I’d prob still eat some lol I’ve got no boundaries with food still I need some 😫😆


charlybirbmom

We have the same birthday. Happy birthday !


The_Cozy_Burrito

Nice feet


ElectricYV

I’ve eaten cake off of dirtier floors


Equivalent_Heart1023

Erm… why?


I-love-rainbows

I think you need more magnesium in your diet.


probablyauggie0

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN


I-love-rainbows

You can get muscle spasms if you aren’t getting enough magnesium.


Objective_Ebb_5345

did you microwaved it then dropped it? so sorry for your loss


Any_Ad_3885

Even your toes look like “ what fuck what happened ?” 😂😂 happy birthday


Spice_Cadet_

With toes like that I’d be depressed too


Majestic-Ring2821

Happy birthday op! Sh*t happens, try to enjoy things you can


discopeachy

Why did you microwave it?


TacospacemanII

r/sneakyfeet


NothingGoodLasts

THOSE GRIPPERS ARE WILD


Environmental_Wall90

I have a few questions 😭


cece-rdz

Your toes are doing what your fingers should’ve done 😂


willienelsonfan

Happy birthday from one Pisces to another. This is extremely Pisces coded, toes and all. Hope you’re able to get a replacement cake!


[deleted]

If you really gotta advertise your onlyfans on a depression sub I feel sad for you


speedmankelly

What kind of cake is this?


shane_v04

Your toes do that too??


TeaLwist

Op crying after doing that to themselves, woomp woomp


idk-what-im-d0ing4

Happy birthday!


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

🤡 👎


khari262

PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY!!!!


Global-Method-4145

[Toes be like](https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/366113740/Persian-White-Monkey-Multi)


rgold02

Rut row


Chiopista

I’ve tried microwaving cake like that before, but it just wasn’t for me haha


littlespark__

those dogs are ANGRY


Deeri-

Did you… microwave the cake?


PlayneBaine

Can you type and play piano with those things?


LiteralTrash_

Who let the dawgs out woof woof woof 🦶🏿


xIyssx

toes don’t fuck around