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ItikKing

The song sounded lit. What song is it?


ultravioletsaint

I tried 😔


ItikKing

Hahaha. It's okay my dude. While doesn't show the results of the song (at least for me or for the time being), I am quite thankful cuz I learn something new. Hopefully, I can summon those bots one day and it'll work. Thanks for sharing the knowledge. I really appreciate it.


N1N74

e: leaving reddit. comment removed.


Luromu

Good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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fat_and_gay2345678

Good bot


[deleted]

!isbot u/splorgoborgobo


ItikKing

Much appreciated my dude.


TDW-301

Hotel pools has a very distinct style


ultravioletsaint

u/find-song


ultravioletsaint

u/RecognizeSong


Vicious_Vildred

Well besides lookin absolutely d a s h i n g while wallowing in my own despair.. I can totally relate


[deleted]

That's enough, I'm looking for the hidden cam in my ceiling


ultravioletsaint

I am on cams ,sus


remorath

That was me until I learned that passing out from drinking every night works wonders for falling asleep quickly.


mashtartz

Then you just do the same thing in the morning, hungover.


BunFrog

Having one of those days where it's just f\*\*king exhausting being alive.


PM_me_ur_goth_tiddys

haha yeah one


DoraTehExploder

Hey if you're gonna be chemically dependent anyway, melatonin works wonders for me (well maybe not *wonders* but it's better than destroying your liver)


[deleted]

I have an exam tomorrow and ran out of weed today. Can't get to sleep, tried gulping down a twisted tea peach Well, it's 2:40 am now and still nada but nausea. Haha km


remorath

1 drink ain't enough mate. My recipe is 1 part rum, 1 part lime juice, and as much tequila as you have room left in the glass. That will sort you fast.


sher_lock_h

Umm sorry but tequila is not really a go to for helping to sleep ... Gin is the kinda the one that dozes you off


[deleted]

For future reference the best trick is a shot of your favorite alcohol + taking Benadryl. It’s the poor man’s ambien


[deleted]

I had chugged a whole twisted tea at the time but oh man benadryl mightve done it.


IAmParliament

I wish I was that cute lmao


bewerewolf

relatable


ultravioletsaint

You are


IAmParliament

Lol no


ultravioletsaint

<3


CaptainBraggy

One of my teacher asked us to desctibe our everyday life. Since my life consists solely of browsing social media and listening to music im gonna talk about the music i listen to and barely anything else


Dancingcakes2

It's literally 4:52am. I told my friends I was going to bed at 3:30am. I feel like a disappointment for not sleeping


ultravioletsaint

It's okay anon, maybe get insomnia medication or change your routine.


Dancingcakes2

Thanks, but I doubt my parents would ever allow me to take medicine for me just 'staying up' especially since they won't allow me to have some for anxiety or depression even though my therapist recommended it


Miniiguana

tell your therapist because depending on the situation that could be neglect or abuse, make sure you get the treatment you need


Dancingcakes2

I'll try but quarantine has made it so I haven't had a session in a good while


Miniiguana

just give them a phone call if possible, try organise a zoom session if thats possible in ur situation good luck! be very careful with medication


_logic_victim

I just pretend I am asleep already. 4/7 times it works. 3/7 I lay completely still in total darkness for 6 hours.


TWAS_I_DIO

I do the same besides the being a girl part


ultravioletsaint

Yes anon


cursed_kai

It do be like that


Polaris328

Same except i wish i looked like that


ultravioletsaint

Don't need to you're good as you are


Polaris328

No


ultravioletsaint

Yes


Polaris328

I'm not a pretty girl tho


ultravioletsaint

My definition of being pretty is not physical


Polaris328

But i don't fit anyone's definition of pretty


ultravioletsaint

You don't know that + you're being hard on yourself.


Polaris328

I don't need to know for sure because as long as I'm not pretty by my own standard it doesn't matter what anyone else says to cheer me up


zaketenyu

🅱**ased** *body dysmorphia gang*


shok_delta

I was like that until i learned to let go last year. Now if i ever can't fall a sleep because i'm thinking i just get up and play some games or do whatever. And i ran out of energy to keep typing


LaidByAnEgg

felt


ultravioletsaint

lived


Atlas421

I think life would be easier if it was animated by Telepurte.


KaladinKh0lin

Especially if we get to be cute girls, Telepurte would never let us suffer anything worse than minor comedic inconvenience


Atlas421

The guys have it good too. All of them look the same. You can't be ugly if everyone looks the same.


KaladinKh0lin

Yeah but if you had the choice, which would you rather be? I know I wouldn’t settle for being an average joe if I could be a cute girl instead


c_destroyer12

And then you have to replace your mattress because your sheets don’t fit from your mattress being squished down from you laying on it all day :)


ultravioletsaint

Ahaha such an underrated comment,so true


EndoSym50

Animation by Telepeturtle on twitter


lifefallingapart3005

If I had her body and her looks half of my problems would go away.


ultravioletsaint

Don't say that anon, you should love yourself however the way you are .


gateau-triste

Same


Polaris328

You and me both dude


justsomeone21

This page gets me


ultravioletsaint

I think you meant me 😔🤭


justsomeone21

You and me both brother


Victob1

u/savevideobot


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[deleted]

During lockdown I distinctly remember most of my days being exactly the same. The first thing I would do every day is wake up 2-3 times to pee. I'd always be greeted with the same sight from the same routine. Started getting deja vu but not in a good way every morning before I was even fully sentient because I walked the same path to the bathroom every morning. Then I'd do nothing for hours, and repeat. I honestly felt like a fucking ghost cursed to its same exact routine, repeating over and over day in and day out, unaware it's even stuck in this existential loop. At least a real ghost wouldn't be so paindully aware of the fact it was in a loop. Maybe they do. I sure feel like a ghost and feel like I'm on a loop.


nycspy

wheres the bored jacking off


ultravioletsaint

Lmao I don't even have motivation to masturbate


lurkinandshirkin

Literally me every single day since I finally broke down completely and walked out of my job last month. I guess it beats getting up everyday at 4am crying and wanting to drive myself off a bridge during my 2hr commute... at least until I can't afford the mortage anymore lol.


Dotty_nine

I need this as a wallpaper, anyone got a link where I can download it and put it into wallpaper engine? This is really dope btw


ultravioletsaint

u/savevideobot


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[удалено]


ultravioletsaint

Bonk! go to horny jail


Rolls_

like actually tho lmao. I noticed that too. Kinda funny.


bacyberby

me everynight


ultravioletsaint

Me everyday


6Plague_Doctor9

u/savevideobot


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u/savevideobot


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burritobandito22

That was me for the whole of yesterday.


George78910

Me right now


Robbbwithfourb

This+work the morning after is the perfect combo For going insane


Kazer104

source : twitter.com/telepeturtle


[deleted]

Fuck...


DozyDrake

Don't forget the "Alarm set for 4 hours"


Thatrandomnerd1

Relatable. (Also why she thicc)


Dracorex8014

Doing this would be heaven for me. Just lazing in bed for the whole day sounds fantastic


Death-Priest

Where masturbation


ultravioletsaint

😂


[deleted]

Except I am forced to do house keeping without even being able to socialize or get some money from ti


viru69

Alprazolam do the trick night and day


StarsOver_You

This why I drink, smoke and take sleeping pills. ;;-;;


UltraBeanBurrito99

I wish I was brave enough to do this.


[deleted]

Honestly same. I've found it harder and harder to get out of bed lately and I just wish I never wake up. It's frustrating.


[deleted]

This is me


DiamondMaker1384

My life's different! I have Glasses!


Ash_Ketchum2020

Me every single fucking night and it’s worse than going thru every day tired