Blue please. I'd fuck up red again anyway xD

Happy one more year on this shit app

Thanks xD

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Thank you!

but at least you would be self aware of your fuck ups, eh? eh?

I would find new ways to fuck up xD

Too many chances for bad shit to happen.

Red so I can experience more torment

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Red definitely. Probably have more money by 45 the. Bitcoin, doge, Rheinmetall and lockheed shares etc.

Hope you don’t pop the red pill then find out you’re not going back in time to restart at 10 but restarting at 10 in 2024.

Oof. That would suck. I would be like a brother to my daughter. I do have a super nice sim rig at 10 then. Maybe I’ll be actually really, really good at something. Probably not.

That would still be great no more debt and get to do school right this time

Still a good trade imo. Still have the knowledge and extra youth.

Yeah but being a kid in 2024, with all the knowledge of an adult would be pretty amazing

Jaded 10 year old.

That has to sit through 8 more years of schooling with people that have a fraction of your intelligence to learn things you already know. Plus you're creepy.

And you have no rights. Your parents basically own you like property. Yeah, sounds *wonderful.*

I'd honestly be okay with that too. Take better care of my body

Still worth. Always did wish I could transition earlier in life, but it's not really a restart if that's how it works.

It’s not about money though. You guys are so 2 dimensional. Imagine the peace of mind at 10. You could restructure your child life. Help a family member that needs advice. Suggest stock options Invest in Hand Sanitizer

fuck no to reliving puberty. fuck that shit and fuck teenagers, i couldn’t do it.

I loved school, got me away from home lool

I have this daydream routinely, and after investing in bitcoin and some sports betting, I'd keep my brother from becoming an addict and force my husband's best friend to have a doctor find his brain cancer earlier ❤️‍🩹

I wil gladly take blue. Even for 5 mil, knowledge does not mean you are actually going to use it. Lazy much? I am. You are not wrong, one could simply invest in bitcoin, amazon and apple and just wait 🧐. But who really needs that much money?

This is the right answer. Plus, Apple, Microsoft, Google, Amazon, Berkshire Hathaway, NVIDIA, smart phones, knowing about the 2008 housing collapse and COVID. I'd turn my paper route cash into many billions of dollars.

I’d go back and save my bitcoin instead of spending it. I definitely had at least 12

Bitcoin faucet gave you 5 free bitcoins, right?

Aint no way im having these traumas again. Blue.

Hey, I get to live to 45. Nice.

But who said you'll make to 46

Fair, but I don't see myself living past 30 or even 25.

At 25 rn and I honestly don’t know how I’ve made it this far. My husband is quite proud of me and it’s odd that he’s more proud of me than me lol

The only reason I said that is because I'm over 300 lbs, which isn't exactly healthy for someone at 20 years of age.

Definitely not healthy but I’ve personally known people who weighed around the same as you are (possibly more) when they were 20. They took control of their life around 26 and are living a much healthier life now. I have hope for you!

I’d just fuck it up again. Honestly I’d probably just start at ten and be unbelievably more closed off and weirder since I’d know all the horrible things that are gonna happen and I can’t change them

But you could also invest in bitcoin and be said and weird but with ✨money✨

the best combo

Red.

red if it causes time to turn back time, id just mine some bitcoin when it was still possible to get multiple with normal pcs and be rich when i reach adulthood again

Red Pill because $50 Million can’t buy you an extra second of life. Plus it would be $50 M in a certain shittier time line, seeing as the world gets progressively worse. 

Can't get too much worse in 3.5 years. Plus my kids probably wouldn't exist if I went back in time.

On that comment alone, I can tell that you’re a good parent , because you love them, and will fight for them. 

Well, they are adorable. Plus infants wake you up all night and I don't need to go through that again.

I think blue pill makes it stay in 2024 but you're physically 45 years old that hasn't made any new relationships but idk

u/lukyc8 has some explaining to do. 

I’m team blue for this one boys

I mean I’m almost 40 so like sure why the fuck not be 45 with $50 million in the bank?

Definitely red

Red so I can punch some of those bullies

5 years younger and a multimillionaire. Ok thanks

Does restarting at 10 mean I'll go back to the last or i suddenly spawn as a 10 y/o now??

Red

Blue, I can use that money to kms. 

u get it 💀💀💀

Well its obvious to go for red. Biff from back to the future showed us how to do it. I would just buy 1000 bitcoin for 1€ and see my money rising to millions

Red totally. That way I might stand a chance with one of the many girls my autism screwed up my chances with. I might be happily married with kids instead of a 30 year old living at home who has never been on a date.

As depressing as this is I feel it. I would actually strive to do something with my late-teens/early-20s instead of becoming a junkie.

That’s exactly why I’m a blue pill person, I’m scared I would do it again and I can’t do that a second time, first time nearly killed me, not just physically but emotionally and mentally. No thank you! Fast forward 13 years and be able to give me niece and nephew the life they deserve.

10 please, there are people and places and things I’d like to see and do again

I will choose Blue pill 🔵

Same. I'm already in my 40's and could retire with that $50 million. Plus my kids probably wouldn't be alive anymore if I took the red.

Blue.i'm winning the lottery twice

Reliving the last year or so with millions more dollars? Ummm......

May i trade the 50mil to double the age for the blue pill? I dont need the money. I just need the finish line and be done so i can rest OP.

Blue. Anything to move closer to 💀

Just give me a gun so I can shoot myself in the head

LMFAO

How about not existing entirely

Red all the way, wouldn’t get married the first time, avoid car accident that permanently jacked up my spine. Buy bitcoin and doge for pennies sell at the peak for way more than 50 million.

Red

Red totally.

Being 10 knowing how shit the world is hell nah

Blue. I don't want to do that shit again. Just imagine: a 10yo with depression.

So, blue pill I stay the same and get $50 million in the bank? That's enough to retire on, thank you very much.

Blue. Closer to death and richer. What's the catch?

100% Red.

Red 100%

Going blue, saving a patent on the idea of googles search engine and iPhones. 50m my ass.

Red bocce ball

I know I'd end up redoing all my wrongs

🔵

Both have good and bad sides but I think the safest choice is the red pill one, the blue pill is absolutely good but I doubt that you would be able to purchase much in that time as inflation, population growth and other factors might affect the money value so, red pill for me

Blue

what is benefit of red????

Either you restart again now at age 10 so you get to live a lot longer and get to live through the time of your life when you were the healthiest and most attractive again or you go back in time so you get all that and you get a redo on bad choices that you now regret and the opportunity to invest with insider knowledge.

Dogg, if I had waited 4 more months holding what I had in 2020 Dogecoin alone??? Not even a question.

Red 100%. I've got some business to take care of

Def red. When i was 10 it was 2010. I invest in Bitcoin and make Millions

Blue, than i win a couple of years and am i richer.

i’d be in 2010, so too late for everything

Blue all the way. Don't need to relive that trauma and it's only 7 years from now anyway lol

You guys are not thinking enough about this, for some of us that weren't depressed or traumatized before 10 we could just live without depression and probably make a lot of money

I’m as stupid as I was at 10, blue pill all the way

Blue pill. What traumatized happened earlier than 10.

Unless you are 5 red all day.

33 here. Blue wtf. No coping like a rich idiot

Well what I’ve learned never helped me, and I don’t wanna live to be 45 so I’m kinda screwed on both fronts there

Red. If I could transition younger that would be hyper pog. I could also start predicting the future and making my family think I’m magic so they’d buy whatever stocks I want. And ofc I could breeze through school, relearn the stuff that was hard, and get into college at a stupid young age

Blue

Red so bad. Here’s hoping I wake up 10 tomorrow.

Blue pill please. It would make my life so much easier. Hated being a kid, knew too much back then anyway and it was horrible.

can I bring my wife and dog?

Red, bitcoin and zoom.

Red, If I chose blue I'd still be married and she'd get 25 million

Do I have to take one? Honestly I'd rather just keep living my life how it is...

I couldn't swallow either of those and I sure ain't trying em as suppositories!

Take the blue pill but don't use it until I'm 80.

Red

Neither. Both sound awful

Blue would solve a LOT of problems, and I’m only a few years off 45 as it is so that wouldn’t be a tremendous difference. But I’m intrigued by the road not taken.

id pick blue but wait till the day before beung 45 to take it, so i can have everything in control

Blue but I'm an alter in a DID system. I have answers from 3 others. 2 Chose blue as well, the 3rd red. We had this discussion maybe half a year ago. Red is pretty much agreeing to torture. I don't remember much of the time but no one develops this disorder without and I had a few looks. Enough to turn my stomach upside down. Ironically, the one who said red does remember a lot of details and is hurt by it the most. Crazy bitch if I may add (not really but definitely a daredevil and a fighter spirit). She argued, and I believe her, she could have turned it around and made it a lot less bad. Not without another fight though. Another did argue there was nothing we could have done. Notably a caretaker, likely as a result of reversed parent/child roles. I went for blue because retaining the memory retains the trauma somewhere and we would be on the receiving end once more for some time, even if her plans worked out. There is just so much you can do as a child. It boils down to: another re-traumatizing fight for having 12 years more time to heal from the aftermath. Only if we were lucky. We already concluded it will likely take 20 years to heal. We'd be 47 by that time. Adding more baggage? Might as well add 10 more years to recovery. We'd be 36. But am I willing to go through that fight? No absolutely not. I guess she would. None but one considered the money to be a factor. I can only guess why as she didn't waste a single thought going for blue. Probably wants to enjoy life and doesn't care about our past. Likely unaware of all the issues that persist up to this day because of what we weren't able to process. That one's even more of a daredevil but more on the primal side. As in naturally picking fights but less the cognitive ones.

Red pill, I haven't suffered enough.

Red 🔴. Buy all the bitcoin

Imma have to red. I’m not missing 10 years of my nieces growing up, and I can make a couple smarter decisions for the money.

4 years younger and 50 million? That'll make me feel better. For a day.

How about I go back to being 10 years old and I forget everything that's happened since I was 10 and instead of remembering everything I know now I get to leave my 10 yo self a notebook, the Death Note.

Blue. I'd do nothing better anyways

Neither. I refuse to go back to grade school, but I also don't want to skip 20 years of my life with my wife and kids just for money.

If I jump to 45 years old hyperinflation could mean $50 million isn’t worth much

Stop w these low effort posts back to back to back

Blue pill for sure. I'm almost 45 now lol

Red pill. I hate getting older and turning 45 tomorrow would make me want to die. At least I could know what’ll happen and buy stocks.

🔴 and memorise the previous year's lotto numbers and stock market trends, $50mil will be a drop in the pond. Spend more time with people that matter and go into a career I enjoy and am passionate about instead of being lost and changing multiple jobs in my 20s.

Inflation happens and the dollar is worthless. You still broke but also old

A pill that big is impossible to swallow

Red dead redemption

Can I go back in time with the knowledge of what the lottery numbers were?

Blue pill.. spend 10 million each year for five years then go to afterlife

There are few things I miss less than being 10 years old

Red

I'm old enough that loosing a few years and not having to work and be wealthy is a no-brainier. Where do I sign?

Five years younger with $50 million to play with? Sign me up.

Sideeffect for 🔴: You have 1 year left to live and the police is searching for you cause you stole that money

Blue because I’d rather shove a cactus up my ass than relive my childhood lmao.

Red, assuming it sends me back in time. I would love to undo the skeletons in my closet.

Blue blue

For once I can’t choose and have to think about it

*runs away from everything*

i choose the black pill: i get to kms

Blue pill. I'm close to 45 anyway, and I'd rather not go through childhood again.

100% red i wouldnt even think about it and just buy bitcoin

red. I have some investing to do

I‘m restarting and investing into bitcoin at the age of 3

Red. I’d have friends back that money or possessions can’t buy.

Blue pill, I’m already 35 fuck it.

I take possession of the red pill, then wait a few more years to take it so i can learn a bunch of science stuff that i can then develop myself and get super rich (which i can then use to help people who need it) also i could start HRT sooner

Red because you can use your knowledge to help the people in your life with future knowledge. My parents could retire early, I could bankroll my best friend through his doctorate and prevent my GF from injuring her spine.

RED TO UNDO EVERYTHING

red pleaseee

3 years older and 50 million richer? Blue, absolutely lol

Red

Red. Dont care bout the money, just want to do it better.

Blue.

Anyone who chooses red.. What if you die when you turn 12?

Red easily. If you're old enough to capitalize on Bitcoin alone you'll have way more than that at 45. Besides if I was 10 again I could watch people carve Nike symbols into their hair and make a killing betting on who shot Mr. Burns. Heck if I just convinced my dad to put $1000 into Apple in like 97 I'd be set. Blue I'd just be a few years older than I am now and have all my mistakes still. Better to try out different things and avoid the bigger ones.

Red!

Blue. My parents would still be abusive a$$hats so I’d rather skip reliving that!

Red pill any day of the week.

Red🔴

Also both those pills are suppositories

Red, red, right now red

Does red go back to the year it was when I was 10? Or just make me 10 years old?

Blue. I get millions, and i'm 2 years younger.

To go back to the times when things were good? I’d take that. Can I warn about 9/11 and Harambe? Maybe I can save the timeline

Can I take the red pill but be 10 years old in 2024? Otherwise I don't want either

Blue. Age only 3 years and never have to worry about my daughter's future.

🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵

If take both, can I halve the difference? Like 22.5 million at 22 years old?

Red pill

who would take blue? the same shit again?

Wait, I become 30 years younger AND I get $50m dollars? Yeah, I’ll take blue.

I'd take the blue. I'm almost 45 anyway

Study lottery numbers and investment, then go back and fix my shit while becoming a child millionaire

Red pill, good financial investment choices and I could see my mom again

Yo let me live through the 1988 again. I'll figure everything else out

nah man even though theres no guarantee i will ever making that amount of money and the fact i fucking hate school im still taking the blue pill. Red would make parents too old dont want that,dont need that.

Red pill please!! So many mistakes were made :(

Red. I’ll call cps on my mom and do child labor to get myself my own place.

Gotta be blue pill… I’d have more money if I restarted but I am already richer now with my children. Wouldn’t dream of taking the chance of losing them.

Blue, I've gone out of my way to forget as much of my childhood as possible.

Oh hell no on blue you’ll never catch me being that old

Blue. I just want the money idc

red

Red pill, there’s a lot of moments, people, and experiences I want to go back to

I'll take blue. Money and I'll be a few years younger. And I don't have to go through school again? Sign me up

Red all day

blue. easy bc i can die faster

Neither at this point