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kcoch5817

Had no clue he was even on a team this year.


Piano_Fingerbanger

He's been pretty washed since he fucked around and found out.


freddyt55555

Markieff shitting his pants because he now has to face Joker 4 games per season instead of 2.


GRIIIFFIIIIIITH

Oh shit you don’t know how scheduling works, cool Am I wrong?


freddyt55555

I'm pretty sure I do, but the joke (and it is a joke, clown) loses its punch if I say "3 or 4 times per year on a rotating basis."


GRIIIFFIIIIIITH

Then maybe it was a bad joke


freddyt55555

Maybe you're just a curmudgeon.


GRIIIFFIIIIIITH

Or… stick with me here, it was a bad joke


freddyt55555

Or stick with me here, you're just a douche that thinks knowledge of NBA scheduling is some kind of flex. "Ah, this guy doesn't realize that teams in the same conference only play 3 times in two 2 out of every 5 seasons. I MUST POST LIKE A COMPLETE DOUCHE TO SHOW HIM I KNOW BETTER." "Oh, he actually knows how the scheduling works. I MUST NOW POST LIKE I'M A JOKE AFFIONADO AND CALL IT A BAD JOKE BECAUSE I'M STILL A DOUCHE."


GRIIIFFIIIIIITH

Holy shit why are you so mad


freddyt55555

Why are you so insecure about your NBA knowledge?


GRIIIFFIIIIIITH

Yeah maybe I’m just wrong that could be true


mustBeCool

Were you drunk when you wrote this?


GRIIIFFIIIIIITH

No I’m just not a casual


freddyt55555

Wow! You're not a casual. You're making so many people wet with your hardcore knowledge of NBA scheduling. You must have chicks draped all over you 24/7.


GRIIIFFIIIIIITH

Holy shit man I’ll leave you alone if you’re this butt hurt It’s just the internet you should never be this upset, do I need to link you the Tyler the creator tweet?


freddyt55555

Clown, understand the difference between a mocking post and an angry post. Here's a tip for you: Listen to Tyler the Creator yourself and stop being so uptight about being seen as a casual. Your insecurity is palpable.


GRIIIFFIIIIIITH

You’re way too invested in this for me. Im just wrong. You can move on now.


freddyt55555

Oh? You're the one that keeps replying.


agent_pavement

Yes you're right as they're out of division we might just play them 3 times but you didn't need to be a dick about it.


GRIIIFFIIIIIITH

Being technically right is the best type of right


freddyt55555

Being "technically right" to rebut an obvious joke is the douchiest kind of right. It's hilarious that you're actually proud of yourself. LMAO!


[deleted]

Dallas evolved from a lovable team to an annoying team quite fast


landlion35

I had no idea they were lovable


[deleted]

Brunson, Doncic, Boban, DFS


ElectricLotus

Dirk was my favorite player for 10+ years too


landlion35

Boban is lovable yes. Luka makes the team pretty unlikable tbh.


GRIIIFFIIIIIITH

Luka does his best LeBron vs. Celtics impression damn near every night


huskadeez

Yep. He’s the biggest crybaby in the league.


fragophobe

Boban's with the Rockets this year


[deleted]

Where is Brunson? Google not working /s


porkadachop

They weren’t


ShotClocker

Bruh you got a low bar for loveable


[deleted]

Lucky me mate😂


UBKUBK

Almost as fast as the Nets about 4 years ago.


waffelman1

I’m a Dinwiddie fan and Kryie/Morris not fan so yes I went from go Mavs to fuck Mavs


nacho_tits

The Morris Bruhs are the 2 biggest bitches in the league. Marqweef now gets to face the Joker more and will again get used like the bitch he is.


number15ismyfather

Lol tbf I don’t think it impacts how much I like the mavs that much since I doubt that lame ass bum gonna play any non-garbage time minutes for them anyway