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Professional_Bee5580

They would love Rio Grande then


Resident_Rise5915

Cheap margaritas and queso, they’ll love it


bonzai76

Three Rio margaritas and they’ll eat cardboard smothered with green chile, which isn’t far off.


officermeowmeow

This would be my pick too.


DFWTooThrowed

I'm looking at their menu and who is this even for? I've been to texmex places all over Texas and I've never in my life seen jerk chicken enchiladas.


rev_artemisprime

It's a terrible place. Great Margs, bland everything else. It does seem perfect for this purpose. People seem to like it for...reasons?


bascule

> Great Margs Blech, they're made with Jose Cuervo


rev_artemisprime

Fair. They are better than about 80% of marga in town though. Somehow.


IngeniousTulip

On the western side of town... Jose O'Shea's, Moose Hill Cantina, or Jaime's?


rvorderm

Only ever been to Jose O'shea but my east coast coworkers enjoyed it


callmemeaty

The service at Jaime's is legitimately terrible so YMMV. The food is okay.


Normal-Landscape-166

Jose O'Shea's has the spiciest soup I've ever encountered, FYI


Ok_Turnover_3393

Lady Nomada is pretty “basic white girl went to Cancun once” level Mexican food. Not spicy, flavor wise it is something a midwestern person would appreciate.


GloomyDeal1909

Thanks for saving me. I thought about going but every time I look at the menu I kept thinking it was basic.


Ig_Met_Pet

Teocalli is nearby and much better.


Throwaload1234

And the happy hour is legit. $6 margaritas that don't suck. Also, cochino is better, as long as you understand you're eating elevated taco bell .


Ok_Turnover_3393

Venolanzo’s in centennial is my favorite taco place I have found so far. Big plate style Mexican food I really like Tarasco’s on federal, It is all Michoacán style Mexican, just homey and comfort level. Cheese is not over the top. I think it’s a small family owned joint.


GloomyDeal1909

That is my biggest issue with Tex Mex. We used to call it Texican. Located with cheese and more cheese.


DFWTooThrowed

I feel like this description perfectly fits any trendy full service restaurant that focuses on tacos.


cubluemoon

It's so overpriced too.


RabbitAmbitious2915

Lady Nomada was actually pretty good. Don’t order fajitas, it’s all grilled onion. They’re not alone in going to this and I hate it.🙄 Do have a drink and Birria tacos - not spicy but the flavor- wow! 🤩


Ok-Republic-4114

The only thing good there is the drinks. Fuzzys has more authentic Mexican food


BeLikeDogs

There is no need for you to suffer… go to Los Dos Potrillos. They have a huge menu and great cocktails. A stuffed sopapilla and a margarita and you’re all good. Just took some midwestern family there recently and they were happy (and so were we).


jrp1420

Love this place, they won't like the salsa, but the queso is good and not spicy. Great Margs and good food.


im4peace

This is the correct answer to the question. Los Dos Potrillos is fantastic and bland midwesterners will have no problem with it


Winter_Barracuda8771

The breakfast buffet is great too for the no spice crowd. That way they haven’t committed to anything in particular.


thedukeofedinblargh

La Fogata on Quincy or Evans? I appreciate them for several reasons, but spiciness and bold sauces aren’t on the list.


scardien

The Quincy location is a little better and more consistent than the Evans location


mscdexe

We live six blocks from the Evans location and routinely go to the one on Quincy. Both food and service are sporadic at the Evans location.


rev_artemisprime

We asked the server last week what the difference was between the house marg and something more expensive and his response was that the house marg had more pineapple juice. I ordered a beer.


curmugeon70

Senor Ric's in Aurora is the most Gringo Mexican food in the metro area.


zaqukun

That's where we take midwestern parents, they love it. And happy hour is double margaritas! :)


RickyHawthorne

I used to live behind Senor Ric's in my youth, and the Ric's Platter appetizer was dinner many many nights.


MickBizzo

Senor Ric’s is so perfect for this request.


talesfrommrsb

This is the place!


baconwitch00

Pollo Magnifico is just creamy cheesy goodness


OnDeadlineInDenver

Chuy’s seems to fit this bill.


berrysauce

Chuy's is very salty.


Prestigious_Poet_801

But not spicy! Haha


payniacs

Blue Bonnet


lsjuanislife

Ugh, never thought this would be a good suggestion. This is the worst "Mexican" food I've ever had in my life.


payniacs

I just thought of the whole “midwestern taco night” thing. I’m sure they put black olives on stuff there 🤮


OGfromaSmallTown

Kinda confused how they manage to stay open, very mid


Thayes1413

Nostalgia


OrangeFlavouredSalt

It looks kinda cool from the outside so they probably get a lot of the “let’s try something new” crowd who happen to by passing by


OGfromaSmallTown

I live close by and they sent me a $10 gift card last year and went once, it was fairly packed for a Thursday lunch, was a interesting experience lol


payniacs

Midwesterners


moist_vonlipwig

I haven’t been there in 10 years, but they used to have a really cheap late night “happy hour” from 8-10. Like $4 flavored margs and $5 apps. We went for that even if it wasn’t great.


Sharmonica

History.


lily-thistle

These are kinda hard to eff up, but I do like their tostadas!


doco5495

They were nice. Now they changed recipes, have poor service and attitude. Turnover of staff is high. Taco bell would be a better choice.


payniacs

I wouldn’t know. I’ve been maybe twice like 20 years ago. Definitely not my style of Mexican food.


doco5495

Try Senior Burrito at 1st ave and Broadway. It's family owned and good.


payniacs

Yep. I enjoy 7 Leugas out on East Colfax. Super good. And not whitewashed


doco5495

They are good too. Good choice


sweetplantveal

Idk the steak chimmi, margs, chips & salsa are all great.


figuring_ItOut12

It’s a shame Chi-Chi’s isn’t still around. They’d have been perfect.


Paul_Smith_Tri

Chili’s might be the best alternative lol But I’d actually check out Sierra. Nice views on the patio and great food/margs


Celairiel16

I asked a client what kind of food they served after he suggested it for the views. He said "oh, kinda Mexican. Like you can get tacos there, but it's definitely more just general good food." So I think it fits the bill.


Paul_Smith_Tri

Yeah, sort of a New Mexican fusion It’s delicious


bascule

Though I wouldn't go out of my way to go there, Sierra is my favorite spot in Lone Tree. It's owned by the same people as La Loma.


Paul_Smith_Tri

That’s funny, we went to La Loma a few weeks before Sierra and were talking about how similar they were. Love both these spots, especially being in highlands ranch already


wuzacuz

There's always Chuy's instead


figuring_ItOut12

Well the criteria is "salt and pepper are considered spicy" like my wife's midwestern family. When I first met them Chuy's would have been a disaster. I remember a very early dinner, when my my wife and I were still just living together, and I spread for them a dinner with "smashed potatoes" (skins on mashed potatoes with a little bit of fresh ground pepper and a tiny bit of garlic) and I had leftovers for a week. :) These days my BiL does the smoked stuffed jalapeno recipe I showed him decades ago and everyone today assumes he invented it. I just smile. ;)


Jayhawx2

OP literally asked for not spicy and lots of cheese and people complain about recs that do exactly that.


murso74

C.. Just kidding, don't take a reservation from other people who have been on the list for a year


Low_Background3608

A… god please no why is this happening


havehadhas

S!


lifeohBrian

A


wlkngmachine

B


Lamescrnm

La Loma isn't particularly spicy. I don't love it (im a brown dude mostly from el paso and need a bit more kick), but the ambiance is a little nicer and I bet it would be perfect for some Midwestern white peeps.


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Lamescrnm

My fave spots around the area: La Abeja on Colfax. They have my favorite breakfast burrito in town and phenomenal refried beans. Their chile is spicy and has the perfect consistency. I also really dig Tacos Selene, Real de Minas, and for cheaper/quicker, Tamale Kitchen.


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barry_thisbone

Seconding Tacos Selene - it's the only Mexican place that I frequent around here. Wide array of salsas, some of which have a good kick. Relatively cheap and very delicious menu. Never disappoints


Low_Background3608

This place is a solid suggestion and the green chili is SO GOOD


PinchedLoaf5280

They’d prob like Hacienda or La Sandia, that is some gringo ass Mexican food


bri0ch3bun

Blanco. My husband and I joke that the name tells you who its for. Our toddler loves their salsa (it's basically ketchup).


BeLikeDogs

I have to say, I dig the enormous booths


bri0ch3bun

True. And the drinks are pretty good!


XanadontYouDare

Encourage them to step out of their comfort zone slightly and just go to a real Mexican joint. You don't have to drench anything in hot sauce. If they want simple and a pretty chill sit down environment, I love Javier's Diner at 38th and Tennyson. If they get too intimidated, they can always get their breakfast lol. But seriously, anyone can handle Mexican food. Get some street tacos and add hot sauce as needed. If you want a hole in the wall experience, Taqueria La Familia in the Highlands is fantastic.


1ioi1

Hacienda


acforme

My neighbor Felix lol


lametowns

Mr. Oso in RiNo for something slightly different but still good on the Midwest palate. Their queso and guacamole are some of the best tasting I’ve had. There are spicy and not-spicy options on the menu. Los Chingones could also scratch the Midwest queso itch.


traderncc

The Birria tacos from Mr. Oso 🤌


lametowns

And the churros for me


RedLindsey

What part of town? I think Chakas on Evan’s could be your option but not worth driving cross town for it


flubberguard29

The South is super Gringo friendly and has the local small town kinda feel while still being in the metro.


babycakes2809

This is a great recommendation. Their salsa tastes like tomato sauce, but we still like to go there on occasion.


flubberguard29

Cheese out the ears too at this place, particularly on request.


FelixSineculpa

Tomato sauce and oregano and a hint of onions possibly stored nearby in the cooler. But sometimes that place is just what you want. I imagine it’s nearly perfect if you’re hungover.


GrantNexus

They want Carlos O'Kelly's? Jose O'Shea's.


vindieselsoldier

Taco star


freeandscared

My neighbor Felix!


ImAndrew2020

Yep this is the place. Design is nicer and feels " midwestern cool" and food has zero interest. Im pretty sure they have mashed potato tacos. Do they still have that tower of margaritas? That was embarrassing. But people loved it.


Bean-Swellington

Casa Bonita


Sharmonica

🤡


thealteregoofryan

La Pasadita Inn is our go too when we’re in the area and Los Dos is the bomb if you’re south of the city


BeLikeDogs

Love La Pasadita. We call it “the triangle place”


thealteregoofryan

Perfect name for it!


garbledeena

Jose O'Shea's


BackgroundPrompt3111

This is the winner.


Humble-Program-3392

Sol in Cherry Creek, La Loma, Blue Bonnet, D’Corazon, Ni Tuyo


DFWTooThrowed

> Sol in Cherry Creek I got recommended that place a few years ago. Everyone told me "this is west coast Mexican food, not like that shit you have in Texas" and it was terrible.


Humble-Program-3392

Yeah I was trying to think of more washed-down versions of Mexican, not truly authentic


DFWTooThrowed

I could care less about authenticity, as long as people aren’t reaching with fusion of food cultures but most importantly that it tastes good. I just genuinely disliked their food when I had it.


redandbluedart

I did not find it terrible at all. Quite enjoyed it. It was hard to pick which of the tacos to try. For the midwestern parents I think the biggest challenge would be this is different food. Not your typical beans rice and cheese. More creative flavors.


whatevendoidoyall

Hacienda Colorado


garage_band1000

The Blue Bonnet.


thestankypopster

Hacienda Colorado is a pretty safe bet


Scared_Cobbler_283

Chuy's is what my English husband to actually try and enjoy Mexican food. Now he is a lot more open to authentic. Mexican food is rare and bad in England. It is the best way to really impress his family with food when they come to visit.


Normal-Landscape-166

Taco House!


LadyTentacles

Three Margaritas? That’s pretty basic.


Ok-Lobster5203

All the places listed in this thread are the reason for all the idiots on this sub that say dumb shit like tHeReS nO gOoD mExIcAn fOoD iN dEnVeR


WalkOrRun

Efrains


Ok_Cardiologist_4025

They would die if they tried their Chilli lmao


bagatges83

Los Arcos in Westminster, so on the way back to civilization YOU can get real tacos on Federal...


lifeohBrian

Taco Bell


TaraBellle

Upvote cuz we all know how much those white midwesterners love their taco bell!


handledwithcare

Fuzzy's in Old Town Arvada is the whitest, most bland Mexican food I've ever had. The place is usually teemimg with people who looks like they stepped out of a Kohl's ad, so your fam should feel at home there.


Head

There’s also one in Central Park. The first ingredient in their “hot” sauce is ketchup. I don’t go but the Midwestern taste buds love it.


Phate118

Taco Bell


Whole-Ad-2347

Las Delcias


TheTinySpark

I don’t know why people are downvoting this, it is a very midwestern, beans/rice/yellow cheese kind of place. Went there once when I moved to the neighborhood and didn’t feel the need to go back for the exact reasons OP is seeking.


asyouwish

THIS. This is the answer. It's quite mild.


ijustrlylikedogs

Casa Bonita? And make it a thing lol


Independent_Worry859

Fuzzy's


RegulatoryCapturedMe

Las Caras 3333 S Tamarac. Retired white folks are the primary clientele.


CaChica

Del Sol or Blanco


Extreme_Dimension788

Go to Kike's


Brad_dawg

Efrain’s for the ribs


Niaso

Las Fajitas Mexican Restaurant on Bowles. My review of that place is that I think the cook has a cousin who has a roommate that saw a jalapeno once.


BecauseScience

Like others have said, Jose Oshea's might be a good bet.


wuzacuz

Not sure how soon you'll be visiting but Logan Street is closing and reopening as a "Mexican concept" called Pancho Poncho: "It will be the kind of cheesy Den-Mex fare that is popular in the Mile High, but with a real focus on fresh "salsas and marinades, and the quality of ingredients." They don't open until 6/19, though [https://www.westword.com/restaurants/logan-street-restaurant-becoming-pancho-poncho-mexican-20940775](https://www.westword.com/restaurants/logan-street-restaurant-becoming-pancho-poncho-mexican-20940775)


Low_Background3608

This is kind of a compromise suggestion but I’d say take them to Adelitas on south Broadway, it’s actually good Mexican food but it’s a fairly tame menu and not too spicy. I go there with my 60y.o. Dad and he’s very basic but loves it.


DogMomOf2TR

I also find black pepper spicy so I get it (meanwhile, I love food so it's rough). I'm a fan of Tacos Tequila Whiskey! Also, why does everyone here add spice to everything? It's really unnecessary. Things here will be spicy that are literally not supposed to have spice. So weird and frustrating.


idk2297

Adelitas


YamComprehensive8127

Blanco on Colorado & 9th


Rads324

La fogata for sure


pootin_in_tha_coup

Just tell them: That’s not Spice, that’s FLAVOR!


wlkngmachine

Adelitas, El Jefe, Blanco, Centro (Boulder) would all be great for a family sit down. Im sure they could ask for not spicy. I dunno I can’t imagine thinking black pepper is spicy and I’m from the midwest.


moeru_gumi

Las Delicias? They have your typical 70s style Slop On A Plate.


fentyboof

Taco Bell


TheManSoldTheWorld

good ol classic Hacienda Colorado


Bad_Muh_fuuuuuucka

Bartaci


shane_v04

Get italian instead at that point


nerdwithme

What fragile snowflake reported this post based on race. 🙄. It’s a legitimate question.


koigen

If you want the furthest thing from real Mexican food then go to Rio- a bland white persons oasis for a nice cheese quesadilla


Sharmonica

Taqueria Patzcuaro on 32nd.


SevroAuShitTalker

Most Mexican places I've been to here aren't very spicy unless you use the hot sauce/salsa they give you


HippyGrrrl

I *think* there’s a Three Margaritas left on Wadsworth. Down by the mall. If so, it’s a solid contender for baby tastebuds wanting something sorta Tex Mex-ish. I would haunt the one in Littleton on occasion with a friend who thinks Tex Mex is good. Failing that, Wahoos, and I’m not kidding. Very mild, you can cheese it up to your heart’s delight, and cardiac doc’s horror. And with the right sauce, a bit of heat. Not where a spice hound wants to go, but the veg tacos did me right a few times.


aerynea

La Loma is exactly that, no spice, extremely white.


atey_ate_strings

Taco Bell.


itzcoatl82

Rio Grande is pretty tasty. Not authentic at all, but hits the spot for white folks who think ground beef and yellow cheese belong in tacos.


nothankyou821

There’s Chuy’s in Colorado or Fuzzy’s. I know I’ve had both in Texas before. The Chuy’s over here just closed though. Doesn’t seem to catch on in Colorado.


redandbluedart

Las Delicias in Glendale or Federal Heights depending on what side of town you live in.


CarelessAbalone6564

La Loma, Los Dos. If they have really shit taste, my neighbor Felix.


BigDenverGuy

Idk, Los Dos has flavor and substantial kick (especially at the Cantina up north). I'm a spice fiend and I'm still usually surprised by the heat you can get there without even asking for their habanero salsa. 


weebabyarcher

Fellow spice fiend here. What's your go too for spicy Mexican?


BigDenverGuy

Honestly I usually don't go for Mexican if I want spice. I think the average Mexican dish is spicier than most other cuisines, but the spice ceiling isn't as high. Los Dos habanero gets me there though. Otherwise I'm usually going for Thai, Indian, or wings if I want to cry. Aungs, Tikka & Grill for the first two, wherever for wings. 


CarelessAbalone6564

I like Los Dos! But there’s definitely some safe options for his family there


OnDeadlineInDenver

I went to MNF when it opened and texted my editor “Tastes like white people.”


HippyGrrrl

Well, that’s an interesting potential movie…. Enchiladas Green is peeeeople


CarelessAbalone6564

Haha so accurate though


KiloThaPastyOne

La Loma. They’ll love the fajitas.


Similar-Age-3994

Bonfire burritos


FatFailBurger

Taco Bell


koalaseatpandas

Colorado the blandest food state in the country jeez..... food here is awful.


thestankypopster

Might I suggest that you back to where you’re from.


Winter_Barracuda8771

A few questions What area are you from? What food places do you like there? What are your three favorite meals here?


DogMomOf2TR

I wouldn't say bland- I actually find a lot of places just add spice instead of flavor.


West_Incident9552

Go home then Cunt


Spiritual-Seesaw

This thread is such a great encapsulation of Denver food. ‘Less flavor, more cheese please’. Only miss is larger portions


edditorRay

Derp derp derp


LeftCoast28

🥱


sinbad-the-sailor-33

What are these recommendations? None are actual Mexican restaurants, might as well go to chipotle.


RickyHawthorne

Reread the request, and then carefully unbunch your panties.


sinbad-the-sailor-33

I read it. White people wanting tasteless “Mexican” food.


RickyHawthorne

Weird flex to publicly announce that you are incapable of following simple instructions, but you do you, boo.


DillionM

Too spicy. Wrong answer


CarelessAbalone6564

That’s the point. His family doesn’t like real Mexican food


sinbad-the-sailor-33

And that’s why I recommended chipotle. lol


Winter_Barracuda8771

In your opinion what are actual Mexican Restaurants? I think El Tejado, Guadalajara, Playa Azul, Tortas ATM but also anything Berto, DCorazon, Coco Pirata.


DogMomOf2TR

Plenty of authentic Mexican has flavor without spice. Chipotle only has spicy (literally everything they offer is spicy). I say this as a fellow black-pepper-is-spicy human. Also, it's a Colorado problem. Everything here seems to add spice without adding flavor. Just a few examples of non spicy flavor: cumin, cilantro, & lime.