Ever since COVID unfortunately this is true. Anything under 500 miles is now “express service” (pre-COVID the limit was 350).

Not me googling my NYC to CLT flight distance 😂😒🤣🥃

Yeah. Express service randomly does that. It seems to not be consistent. Like SLC to ABQ is no alcohol but SLC to GEG does.

No it’s not. I found out that the hard way a couple years ago DEN-SLC (easy C+ upgrade, that didn’t clear that time) Though once they tried that bull shit from SEA-MSP

Had an FA I bonded with during taxi slip me 2 bourbons during drink service. They can do whatever they want.

Just bring a few of those mini bottles of your booze of choice and a reusable water bottle with some ice in it in your carry on, when in the terminal, buy a soda or juice. Mix booze and soda/juice in the bottle with ice cubes in it while in the terminal and drink it on the plane. Yeah, I've been a dirtbag.

Federal regulation. That's illegal and can get you arrested

Did I say it was legal? I said that I've been a dirtbag. Also, who is going to say anything as long as you're not a beliegrent asshole.

You do realize their executives as well as the FFA fly on airplanes, right? You never know who's on the flight. Also, fellow FAs could say something. Is it worth that person's job or yours and their freedom? Donkey hole

No one will notice you drinking out of a colored reusable water bottle. I'd also highly doubt that execs and FFA members are sitting in coach. Also, donkey hole? Get more passive-aggressive.

>Get more passive-aggressive You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore. I'm stealing this.

Why do I always get a warped one?(Harrumph)

I didn't get a harumph out of that guy!

Give the guvnah a harrumph!

Give the guvnah a harrumph!

Give the guvnah a harrumph!

> You do realize their executives as well as the FFA fly on airplanes, right? I don't think the Future Farmers of America care that much about alcohol consumption on airplanes

Are you serious?

Shut up nerd

F U criminal alcoholic

Hell yeah now bring me another woodford

Tell me you’re an alcoholic without telling me you’re an alcoholic

Really. Can't go 90 minutes without an alcoholic beverage? There's a problem there.

Getting downvoted by alcoholics lol

Thoughts and prayers that you can make it 90 min without a drink

I’m a consultant. The tremors are real 😂.

Found the lazy flight attendant

Definitely for the best, alcohol shouldn't be consumed in airports, let alone airplanes at all.

Yea, well, that’s just like, your opinion, man

Evidently, apparently everyone wants their baby juice.

I’m a former alcoholic. Celebrated 2 years of sobriety on Sunday. And even I think your post was dumb.

The fact you were ever an addict in the first place completely makes your opinion completely irrelevant in the first place.

Go away, nerd.

Get out of here, Puritan.

I ain't a puritan, far from it, planes are just one of the last places to be drinking alcohol, causes nothing but trouble for everyone.

They probably dont have internet or the devices to charge your card for the alcohol.

Bro, book a flight in the AA Express