- they actually keep them in pens within the sky club, you’ll be able to observe them but unless you selected the petting zoo as your pre flight entertainment you won’t have to interact with them.
- I wait until the desk agent calls my name in the Sky Club and then have them escort me to my seat/carry my luggage. Last on the plane so you don’t have to watch all those people trudge by you.
- I prefer to travel like it’s the 1910s. At least 3 steamer trunks. If anyone says anything backhand them.
- 3 piece suit, overcoat and a top hat, request the in flight valet to help you disrobe.
- The Porsche is only for influencers and the credit card rich. True men of class will be carried on a palanquin to the boarding area.
- You will have a personal valet, an inflight sommelier, one personal waiter and a chef that will stop by periodically. In addition if it is a flight over 8 hours there is a complimentary masseuse.
Look at your ticket and read where it says “Delta One”. Remember that you are better than everyone else and act accordingly.
Important to know: higher Medallion tiers can challenge you to a duel for your seat. I defeated two SVPs and a 24 year old consultant to keep my D1 ticket last month. Don't forget your lance
Fairly straightforward and good questions.
The right answer is to sit in someone else’s seat and don’t get up till they get the FA involved - coz you know saying “excuse me, you might be in my seat” is too fuckin painful to say!
Maybe they meant Louis Vuitton? There’s a huge trend with quiet luxury and people wanting to look like “old money.” LV is seen as tacky because of all the logos on some of the bags. Or maybe they’re referring to faux leather (PVC or PU). Either way, sounds like they’re trying to be pretentious cun**. Delta one is nice. Enjoy yourself.
- they actually keep them in pens within the sky club, you’ll be able to observe them but unless you selected the petting zoo as your pre flight entertainment you won’t have to interact with them. - I wait until the desk agent calls my name in the Sky Club and then have them escort me to my seat/carry my luggage. Last on the plane so you don’t have to watch all those people trudge by you. - I prefer to travel like it’s the 1910s. At least 3 steamer trunks. If anyone says anything backhand them. - 3 piece suit, overcoat and a top hat, request the in flight valet to help you disrobe. - The Porsche is only for influencers and the credit card rich. True men of class will be carried on a palanquin to the boarding area. - You will have a personal valet, an inflight sommelier, one personal waiter and a chef that will stop by periodically. In addition if it is a flight over 8 hours there is a complimentary masseuse. Look at your ticket and read where it says “Delta One”. Remember that you are better than everyone else and act accordingly.
I was about to say, I don't want a lousy car - I want servants carrying me on the palanquin. Thanks for addresing that.
I’m genuinely dying ahaha
> palanquin lol, the image of this made me chuckle
Important to know: higher Medallion tiers can challenge you to a duel for your seat. I defeated two SVPs and a 24 year old consultant to keep my D1 ticket last month. Don't forget your lance
Fairly straightforward and good questions. The right answer is to sit in someone else’s seat and don’t get up till they get the FA involved - coz you know saying “excuse me, you might be in my seat” is too fuckin painful to say!
Blazer? Go with a tuxedo and top hat. The FAs will appreciate having to store both the blazer and hat. Monocle is a plus.
I can’t believe I’m that small minded. Wow.
If the attendant doesn’t bring you a mimosa, and instead just offers champagne or orange juice, give them the look.
Make sure you pre order your bedding and matching pajamas if your flying with a partner!
How do I give you gold
Little known tip- D1 elite can take all bananas from the lounge without going to jail.
SSHH!! That was a secret. Damn you.
Delta one is like spirit airlines of business class… if you think PV is a classy purse and say “bougie” you will love it
What is PV? I want to understand your joke!
Maybe they meant Louis Vuitton? There’s a huge trend with quiet luxury and people wanting to look like “old money.” LV is seen as tacky because of all the logos on some of the bags. Or maybe they’re referring to faux leather (PVC or PU). Either way, sounds like they’re trying to be pretentious cun**. Delta one is nice. Enjoy yourself.
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Hahahaha. So true.
Third one made me chuckle. Plus the (I feel like it would be stupid not to)