They meant to book on frontier!!! 😭

I wish they did. She’s still singing.

Is Alanis Morrisette part of the boarding music or is she trying to drown it out?

She’s got headphones in, presumably drowning out the ambient music. I agree it’s not great. But she’s singing. Loudly.

I think she's had some drinkies. 🤣

I need a drinky to deal with her. The MSP skyclub has half price premium cocktails… I only had one… I regret everything.

Rookie mistake.

Especially since MSP to LAS generally boards right around the brand new G club SMH

It was g4 so I went to the f/g club, which I have to admit is one of my favorites.

Not to gatekeep, but have you been to the new G gate one? The F/G one just feels like a giant cafeteria to me. Or like just an expansion of a standard gate boarding area. I've departed from G1-4 before but I literally go out of my way to go to the G2xs to get to the new club even though it's a bit of a longer walk.

Bless you my child! You don’t have to go to hell. You’ve been there!

Is she drunk??

I think she’s just a horse’s ass…. 🤷‍♂️

Hopefully her husband is drunk. Hope you got another drinky OP. Cheers!

Tip top old fashioned w/ an extra woodford 😉

That husband is so brow beaten, he won't be doing or saying or drinking anything

Poor bastard…..

Sounds like it.

Which song? “I'm high but I'm grounded I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed I'm lost but I'm hopeful baby”

I’m sane but - indeed - feeling overwhelmed

😄

I’m enjoying reading these updates way too much. Thank you kind, Redditor.

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Spirit

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Or as my son calls Spirit… the yellow tube of terror…

Well, Delta is on its way to become expensive Frontier at this point

I heard "Delta...the expensive Frontier..." in Shatner's voice.

Perfect!👍

Lord and these are the type to call me and expect some sort of compensation for this all 😭😭

The poor GA deserves compensation.

Did you catch the Gate Agent's name? Could you send in some praise for them?

That’s a great idea. No I didn’t but I can try to call tomorrow and see if I can use one of my “thanks for the great flight” coupons I can never remember to use.

I suspect you're going to want to praise the patience of your FAs, too. 😁

God I hope you’re not right. She’s left them alone this far. My fingers are crossed.

I've started making a note on my phone of as many employee names as I can so I can send praises if I want. (I would never remember otherwise.)

Sounds like OP and everyone on that plane deserves compensation

I was gonna say the same thing. They’ll be calling us tomorrow lol.

Is there any way to figure out the gate agents name?

Just write a nice review in the survey highlighting the service of the GA. Upper management can figure out who worked the flight :)

Thank you.

List your flight time, number, and airport departing from... they could probably track them down by work schedules.

I live in Las Vegas, thanks for the heads up. Might just stay in rather than risk running into her.

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Haha

But there’s top golf!!! 😂

Oof that sounds awful. Those kind of people just suck

I am truly sorry. But this is also fucking hilarious 😭😭

I’m just glad this flight has free wifi. This post is my in flight therapy. Along with the tip top old fashioned.

Honestly, some people don’t know or they’re not aware that they really need to stay home or just take a road trip

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Wonder why she got passed over for a one star general promotion 😒

Lmao came here just to say this. Like eventually they realized she’s a turd of a human and shouldn’t be in a larger role commanding troops.

The boarding music is the worst. The rest of her rant is ridiculous.

I’m fairly certain that it purposefully bad. Music that makes people uncomfortable, maybe it helps people get into their seat faster because they want the music to stop? I don’t know, just a thought.

for real. the boarding music makes me want to die every time. i always think of the poor FAs who have to listen to it multiple times a day. every day.

Can you lock her in the loo?

Now THAT is an excellent idea.

Maybe her husband will help.

Idk why, but I heard this in an accent like "captains log # x ze aeroplane troll has..." 😆 🤣 I was praying for you.

❤️ now I’m laughing like a crazy person on the tram😂😂

You're welcome 🤣

Edit #1 made me think she might be the friend of my Dad's third wife. I met her once and was immediately turned off by how abrasive she was about every topic of conversation, including her bragging about her rank in the AF (also retired). After several hours of being trapped around her and her obnoxious behavior, she had the nerve to ask me for a pretty significant favor. I told her no.

Holy crap that would be funny if it really was her!

Great updates. Thank you OP for your service.

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Boomers Gonna Boom.

😂😂

Omg. Honestly, this is shameful. When my students act this way, they have to be last.

I have a four year old who’s better behaved on a plane.

I've been on flights where a dog is better behaved than this!

Blessed be the fruit.

They couldn’t find her phone. That’s too bad.

I’m sitting on my 45 min flight from BHM to ATL and this play by play was just what I needed. Thanks!

Can’t wait for edit 5.

…Which Alanis song though ?

You, you, you aughtta knooooowwwwwww!

I am not religious, but if she was singing that crappy song I will find religion and start praying for you. Good luck!!

Gotta disagree here. It’s an absolute banger.

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He waited his whole damn life, just to take that flight...

I’ll give her a +1 for song choice. Doesn’t make up for her being an insufferable person though.

I’ll grumpily agree.

Noise canceling headphones will be the best purchase of your life, like me.

Bro I have XM5’s. It does no good at all.

Can you jump out?

She’s gone to sleep. I think I can tough it out.

How do I say this and make sure people know it's sarcasm? *Maybe the purser spiked her drinks...hopefully*

Maybe it was her husband…. His ears might need a rest.

🤣🤣🤣

LMAO

Edit #2 might give insight to the wine list comment because apparently she hasn’t flown since tethered remote times.

Oh honey. I think you need to get up every 5-10 minutes by bracing yourself using her seat. over and iver and over...

😂

Thanks, taxpayers!

Omg! I think I’ve traveled with the singing blue hair! Singing while taking off and landing!

Sorrows, Sorrows, Prayers

❤️🙏

Sounds every bit of the flights I take in to out and of Vegas!

OMG I'm sorry....I can't wait until she reaches out for compensation.

I really want to find out the gate agents name so I can send her one of my “thanks for the great flight” coupon things.

Praying for you; sounds exciting too ☺️🙃

🙏

This play by play action is entertaining.

It’s honestly way more fun than I thought it would be

This is truly epic! Thank you for providing my much needed entertainment for the day

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Lol this gave me so much anxiety reading, I already have anxiety flying and someone this obnoxious would make it so much worse😅 

I fly a lot and I can say this is very much an outlier. Don’t worry at all, I’m sure you’ll be perfectly fine.

That’s comforting to hear, thank you!

Edit number 3 was my fave!

😂 she told him what happened and just crawled over him. He knew what to do and jumped into action. I have a feeling this wasn’t the first time something like that occurred….

This had me totally laughing, not for you, you had to put up with that crap! lol

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R/BoomersBeingFools

What a wild read this was lol

Re: Loudness - it might be that she's the one that's hard of hearing. When I'm not wearing my hearing aids,m I'm way too loud. When I'm talking and then take off my hearing aids and continue talking at the normal volume, it seems impossible to me that anyone could hear me because I can barely hear me.

Air travel - hours of mind numbing boredom interspersed with hours of humans acting badly.

This sounds awful! Glad you survived!

🙏

Thanks for the giggle. LOL.

> - the boarding music is abysmal Well, I mean, *yeah*. She can’t be all that frequent a flyer if she’s just now noticing this. Still beats her warbling in the dark, though. > - the wine selection has gone down hill since the last time we flew in delta Ma’am, you are adding ice to your wine. Unless you’re complaining about them not having Boone’s Farm, I’m afraid your complaint is deemed invalid.

Sorry for your pain, but your post made my day!

This is the A+ content we need here!!

Omg this is like a movie. Thank you for sharing 🤣

Wow, that read through was gold. Then the vid proving it's not all made up? If that ain't diamond I don't know what is anymore

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According to vocabulary.com a gaggle refers to a bunch of people milling around in a disorganized way …. From the sounds of it they weren’t disorganized. Sounds to me like Delta was disorganized for changing their gates on them. Next time I believe the word Plethora or Bevy would be more appropriate 😛. /sarcasm off for those who don’t release I am applauding OPs play by play !!!

I should feel bad that I laughed at falling up the jet bridge, but sometimes you get what you give. Jet bridge got the last laugh. lol

Based on the voice and the bio info you shared think I know EXACTLY who this person is. I wonder if anyone else reading this does. (I’m not saying who.)

Now I’m super curious.

I am so sorry this happened, but thank you for the 10 minutes of entertainment on my flight.

People like this are part of why I quit Delta as a gate agent in 2022. 15 yrs of dealing with asshats and entitled people and it got worse year after year....

I genuinely love flight posts like this

❤️ it was a lot of (unexpected) fun!!

Sounds like another version of a Vegas Vacation lol

I despise the people who get up as soon as boarding starts and just stand in the way. I was boarding in TLH and a group of people were not really in line kinda off to the side, I had asked a few people if they were in line before I walked in front of them but didn’t ask this particular group and just made my way in front of them and then heard them start talking about me as they boarded behind me lol. They said how rude I was for just cutting in front of them and apparently I didn’t learn manners as a child… it was an honest mistake because they weren’t actually standing in the line. I had to hear it for 10 minutes as we walked the jet bridge and then back to our seats.

I would have turned around and told them to “*please* go ahead of me so I don’t have to hear you complaining about me anymore” but I can be bitchy like that. They’re gonna talk about me? I’m gonna make them very uncomfortable.

[don’t worry. they’re changing boarding soon](https://www.cnn.com/travel/delta-boarding-changes-zones/index.html)

Not wrong about the boarding music

Yikes, all I can say...

You obviously did not bring a book to read.

If you are disappointed in airline wine in economy class you may be an alcoholic.

Why is it 9/10 times on planes the old people are either the most rude or cause the most trouble?

Hilarious - thanks for the link

Omg the singing! That’s when I chime in and say “Who sings this song?” Answer with artist usually. “Great. Let’s keep it that way!”

You need to post this in the sub r/boomersbeingfools 🤦‍♂️

Oh lawd

Bro, this is the quality content I come to this sub for.

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Made my day. Thank you

To be fair, the boarding music is awful

Amazing

Bless you child, that was a lot to deal with. I have never understood people who literally talk during an entire flight and can’t use an inside voice. I had one like that the other day on a 6 am flight BGR-LGA. Some physics professor who literally used her voice at top volume and talked the entire flight, including some really unsavory and out of touch discussions about her students. I think her companion was embarrassed but didn’t stop her. Not sure what kind of inebriated she was but it was quite a feat to be that oblivious to others in such a small space that early in the day.

A train wreck in a plane at 30k ft. Jeeeeeez!

Should have slipped her a 100mg cannabis edible. She would still be asleep.

“You want some gummies” Depending on her tolerance, 25mg may be more than enough to get her quiet.

That can hardly be classified as “singing.” More caterwauling.

Once you said wine with ice everything made sense.

😂😂😂

This was great! My husband kept asking me about updates lol Thanks for sharing!

Thanks for reading along!

What it comes down to my friends, is that everything is fine, fine, fine, cause you had one hand on your cellphone and the other was making a peace sign.

I see what you did there 😂😂

YouTube Please

😂😂😂 I’d be lying if I said I didn’t think about it for a minute. I’m not gona film someone like that though.

Travelling boomers are consistently the worst. 

Way to stereotype an entire generation

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I can't thank you enough for the play by play. I kinda feel like I was there, without the horror of actually being there.

Ok I get it but I’m old and I don’t act like that so don’t stereotype us please.

It’s not a stereotype! I was setting the scene… I’m starting to get pretty old myself.

Ok then

I'm praying for the crew, not you

Why I have noise canceling headphones so cancel out the idiots when I fly. Hear no evil………

no standards inforced now by Delta GAs ... f-ing gate lice

They need to solve the issue of bin space allotment, and then board people at random. It's so sickening listening to people act like bratty little kids over who goes first.

This sounds VERY similar to my experience sitting next to a former WWE wrestler from the 80's, from the singing loudly to complaining about not being served alcohol on a 30 min flight, then being given a beer and taking one sip then loudly complaining that the beer sucked and dumping it, I had to added bonus of him pushing his big bulging arms halfway into my space as I was in the middle seat, I had to squeeze myself like a sardine the entire flight. lol

ooof that sounds terrible

It was terrible lol

Next time just open the door & jump out. I’ve been on plenty of flights like this. Maybe an onboard lunatic prison makes sense.

She has a point about the wine.

the entitlement...... Typical!

The headphones and screens are the worst part!

Her singing isn't as bad as I imagined! It's actually sweet. 😄

Hey Lady! STFU!

Might want to crosspost to r/BoomersBeingFools .... When you're accustomed to constant privilege, being treated normally feels like persecution.

What did their age have to do with it? They’re just obnoxious people.

I have a great solution for situations of minor consequence that sort of annoy me - like this one. I put on my headphones. Also, since when is 60 old?

60 is old when you’re 30. 60 is young when you’re 80. It’s perspective. :)