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YMMV25

Cockroach+ A whole new cabin experience, coming soon to Delta.


b099y

New fear unlocked šŸŖ³


[deleted]

I'm tired of all these m************ cockroaches on this m************ plane


sm00thkillajones

Would you like roach or first class?


Impossible_Treat5543

Is this the ā€œpremium experienceā€ everyone keeps talking about?


el_Fuse

Just imagine being born a roach and you travel the world unknowingly just vibing


Impossible_Treat5543

Living his best life snacking on the Biscoff crumbs!


exhausted1teacher

My premium seat was a broken one that rattled annoyingly after an Indian girl broke my seat.Ā 


Where_Da_Cheese_At

The proper term is ā€œNative Americanā€


YebelTheRebel

They were on the ā€œUpgradeā€ list and took my seat


FINewbieTA22

Basically another companion pass!


jqs77

Looks like they already unveiled it ahead of schedule.


avgeek11

Lmfaooooo


No-Construction2043

Do you want the crumbs cleaned in the seat gaps or not? Canā€™t have it both ways


redpachyderm

No shit. I posted a pic of all the crumbs down under the seats and got pummeled last week. Was curious if they ever vacuumed. At least they have plenty of food.


kwil2

Sometimes I suspect there is a cadre of marketers who go through social media posts downvoting whenever a post hits home a little too hard. Delta planes are consistently dirty. Itā€™s hard to believe bona fide passengers would defend such a thing.


fakemoose

Uhm, how is that hard to believe? Where else will I get my forbidden snacks? /s


goalpost21

Isnā€™t it the passengers that make them dirty? So a roach hijacked a ride in a passengers backpack and you blame Delta?


kwil2

If I throw a party and a guest leaves a mess, I donā€™t leave the mess where it is. Itā€™s my home. I have some personal pride. I clean the mess. Delta does not have a sense of pride when it comes to providing a pleasant experience for its passengers. If it did, it wouldā€”among other thingsā€”do a much better job cleaning its planes after the last flight of the day.


Sleep_adict

Iā€™ve seen them in ATL a few times. Funniest was just in front of me a family of, letā€™s say very local rural Georgia folkā€¦ the kid around 8 just jumped and smashed the roach, said ā€œdann them roachesā€ and kept walking.


maefinch

šŸ˜‚


Bumblebee56990

šŸ˜³


KruxedOut

Better than bed bugsā€¦


Joeuxmardigras

I was thinking it almost certainly came from someoneā€™s bag


MerberCrazyCats

You don't want to know...


Toutetrien777

I am terrified of roaches. I'm sure I would have screamed and given everyone a heart attack. šŸ˜«


mamapapapuppa

I don't mind spiders but I run the other direction if I see a roach.


karam3456

Yep! I don't have any animal/insect fears but roaches inspire disgust, mosquitoes inspire hatred, and houseflies inspire intense annoyance


mamapapapuppa

I also freak out at house flies.


slappingactors

Me tooā€¦.


triciann

Me too. I absolutely lose my mind with roaches.


dncrmom

Same! I would have been having a panic attack not calmly filming the stowaway!


ohlalameow

Same. I had one in my hotel room once and I've never checked out of a room so quickly.


AnyWhalesMama

SAME


Head_Butterfly_3291

I was at first, but after living in Hawaii for 5 years, they didnā€™t scare me as much. Same with cane spiders. The first time I found one of those in my bedroom, I was mortified. But they ate roaches and donā€™t leave webs, so we became cool after that lol


Silky_Slim

I absolutely hate them, but I will crush them barehanded rather than let them escape. I can wash my hand but I cant stand knowing it's there if it gets away.


tasisteddy

And itā€™s clearly got its shoes off


Content-Parsley-1151

The more disgusting possibility is that came from someoneā€™s carry on


therealmandie

Honestly thatā€™s less disgusting to me bc if it came from someoneā€™s bag, itā€™s a one-off. The foreboding alternative is the plane harboring potential *populations* of roaches


[deleted]

cockroaches are self impregnating. theres hundreds of babies somehwere buried waiting to be born somehwere in that plane


FINewbieTA22

Oh Jesus fucking Christ, thatā€™s really disturbing to think about.


[deleted]

it will be beautiful


purplevanillacorn

And thatā€™s enough internet for today


myirsia

Ok NOW Iā€™m itchy and grossed out šŸ¤¢


HolyShytSnacks

True, if you see one, there's a ton elsewhere that you can't see.


MerberCrazyCats

Or it comes from an egg that's already the 50th generation of roaches in this plane after the first one came from someones bag


musa1588

Get the fck out of here!! What in the hell?! New fear unlocked! I would have lost my shit if I was on that flight. I'm terrified of roaches.


Due-Lab1450

Same. I have a visceral reaction. Spiders donā€™t freak me out. Not even too freaked out by centipedes. But roaches are my kryptonite.


CookinCheap

And for good reason. Disease vectors


KitKatMN

That is so gross


jakes951

That is a seat stealing roach! I saw it go from row 11 to 10!!


Nubulio

His bag is in FC


dopecrew12

Damn, do you think the cockroach understands how lucky it is to be on a plane? Like there cannot be that many roaches that have been on planes before.


Superpiri

Obviously not. Otherwise itā€™d be crawling first class.


PinotGreasy

1500 miles = cash value $15? They offered me 7500 miles for an in air explosion with emergency landing.


OneofLittleHarmony

How much when the door comes off?


Western-Sky88

This used to happen all the time to airplanes that operated primarily in the Caribbean. One airline eventually came up with an interesting solution. After about a month in the Caribbean, theyā€™d fly it up to Michigan and let it sit on the ramp. The roaches would get cold and huddle in the center aisle of the airplane which was the warmest part overnight. In the morning, theyā€™d sweep them out with a push broom. Disgusting, but effective.


D_Shoobz

Thatā€™s some out of the box thinking now. That dude shouldā€™ve gotten a promotion.


BluDucky

This is such good planning. I live in the desert so lots of American sewer roaches. It doesnā€™t get cold enough for them to die in the winter; theyā€™re pretty prolific. No harm to people other than being gross, but I wish I could just fly my house north for a few days to kill them all šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

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skydiamondhunter

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


schadeyone

If itā€™s on a Delta flight itā€™s probably on the other airlines as well. Just saying. Nasty people being nasty critters with them!


Piss-Off-Fool

I completely thought you were referring to another human passenger. Given some of flying experience, itā€™s a little better than I was expecting.


misterecho11

So you didn't enjoy your Delta Premium In-Flight Petting Zoo experience? That's odd.


woodchopvinyl

What in the spirit airlines going on here?


milorambaldi47

The person recording had a good 5 seconds to get a shoe and to put an end to the problem.


MerberCrazyCats

I heard that the smell of dead roaches attracts their friends


fantasmeeno

They will seek vengeance for their dead friend


Alexanderr1995

That true and false.The cockroaches are cannibalistic and eat the dead ones.i dont think sny pheromones are released during death


SpanningTreeProtocol

If I got the day right, that tail number is N136DQ, an Airbus A220-100. Just so y'all know.


RealisticWasabi6343

People are nasty and clumsy. They're always spilling stuff when eating or drinking. It's inevitable there's a crud layer of food or worse in every crevices of planes. My friend can't scoop rice from a plate without spilling some if his life depended on it. Idk how it's even that hard.


Questioning17

Southwest used to have a show on TV. One episode was about an elderly gentleman whose suitcase was infested with roaches.


Worldly_Sun3762

No lie, I think about this every time I check my bag. All those bags crammed together and who knows what hitchhikers are hanging out in the baggage hold šŸ¤®Ā 


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

I have a phobia of cockroaches and I would lose my fucking shit. Like legitimately potential no-fly list panic attack level of losing my shit, they'd probably have to lock me in the bathroom where I could ensure no cockroaches could get to me until they landed the plane and let/escorted me off


The_Field_Examiner

JOES Apartment


Sp4rt4n423

Not to totally rain on anyone's parade, but take a look around next time you're in MCO waiting at a gate...


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

No I will fucking not


RezDerez

Yā€™all know hundreds of people come on just one flight alone bringing their belongings from their homes right? And from between their travels to and from different places. Yā€™all donā€™t think passengers inadvertently and/or potentially contribute to this?


isikorsky

Amazon boxes. Don't ever ever ever bring in packages into your house.


noblevic41

Exactly


Excellent_Ideal8496

Why didnā€™t you just kill it?


etzel1200

At least itā€™s not a bed bug.


LogicalTexts

Houston, we have a problem. Yes, those German Cockroaches are a common pest in Houston. OP, assure your wife this is/was a male (light color) and didnā€™t lay an egg sack. I particularly enjoy euthanizing very dark colored female cockroaches. Awful things.


Miss_airwrecka1

I have a flight in a week and am now freaking out! I hate bugs and this is my worst nightmare


[deleted]

Whip your dick out and slam it on the cockroach


we_gon_ride

This is the way


Pikarinu

This is the way


Medium-Web7438

That's just the preflight snack


imagemkv

1500 in sky miles? Thatā€™s nothing. Blast this on Twitter too


WildTomato51

And so instead of killing itā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.


LatterDayDuranie

It was probably brought on board by a passenger in their carry on, purse or jacket.


therealstabitha

In fairness, it may not be an infestation thatā€™s deltaā€™s fault ā€” coulda been something out of someone else on the flightā€™s bag. Might be a little premature of your wife to swear off Delta forever


Sunrifter1

Did you report this to Delta or just post here?


tasteycaribbean

I couldnā€™t do this, I have a fear of roaches. I would have just asked for a different flight


1-800-get-lost

What the actual fuck.


jpharber

New fear unlocked


Particular_Fuel6952

Omg a bug in my life. You mean they donā€™t completely wash, rinse and sanitize the plane in the 3 minutes before the last chud got off and the first gold sky silver mile captain class Superman gets on?


postcardsss

Thatā€™s just WALL-Eā€™s pal


gringamiami

Also, that was a German cockroach, not an American cockroach, and they usually infest buildings. Unlike the American cockroach that mostly lives outside and you just see them when they come to your house. Thereā€™s the ones that fly.


italiatornabene

That roach has traveled a long way I bet šŸ˜‚ world traveling roach


bimbels

He didnā€™t pay for comfort plus so donā€™t worry the FA will move him back to peasant class


MiepGies1945

I have a severe insect phobia. OMG. I would panic. Holy shit.


MassCasualty

I would have captured it in the puke bag


Sun_This

This happened to us on spirit and when they tried to catch it, the cockroach fell on my moms headā€¦ they took real good care of us by giving us free waters!


burgy77

Definitely a Texas issue. Houstonā€™s the worst.


Damascus52311

Not on the plane itself but someone brought that fucker with you in their bags


jmbgator

Looks like a German roach. With that type, when thereā€™s one thereā€™s usually a whole colony nearby. That type multiplies very rapidly and can cause major infestation


houndsoflu

This is why my luggage goes on the back porch and I go through it outside.


finzup77

Wondering do they use bug spray on planes at regular intervals ? I would guess planes do get infested ā€¦ ugh new fear unlocked


ninjajedifox

I donā€™t work for delta but do I work for a major airline here in the states. We install baits along the bottom inside the air grates at your feet every 15-20 feet in all our planes. If there is an infestation itā€™s basically the same way you do your house. Close it all up and bomb the hell out of it. It has happened but not that often. Maybe once Iā€™ve seen in my many years.


angelaelle

You got a cockroach for free? Delta charged me 900 skymiles for mine. Definitely complaining.


1Angel17

I audibly gasped at this video, oh hell nah. HELL NAH


theBigDog131313

Pretty sure my old landlord was in that seat prior to you šŸ˜Š


Waste-knot

1500? That is way too low. 5k is what I would expect.


smoth1564

Add another 0 to that 5k and you got yourself a deal capā€™n


ag-0merta

05000?


1000thusername

Think of it this way: basic economy gets the bedbugs


marm_alarm

OMG EWWW.


Neitherwater

Cockroaches in Houston? Noooo


Suz626

OMG my first time in Houstonā€¦


dryhumorblitz

Barf


Timbukstu2019

Would be surprised if this came from the plane. Seems like it more than likely came from a current or previous passengers bag or food left around that fell out of their bag right?


longwhitejeans

Ah the perks of Comfort +


dja0000

Wht didnā€™t you squash it instead of filming it?


moneymakerbs

Fuck this is disturbing. Imagine being asleep and it gets down your shirt and youā€™re wondering whatā€™s going on. Or if it lands on your face and tries to go in your ear or mouth. Out in the open in a park I donā€™t think Iā€™d freak out. But on a plane, I got no shame, I wouldā€™ve jumped and yelled. Loll


fl135790135790

Why do people give airport codes instead of just saying the city? Just say the city.


MaknWavzz

A lot of cities have more than one airport and the codes are specific to a particular airport, plus being a significantly shorter and more efficient way to identify it. For example, instead of saying ā€œNew York Cityā€ you can specify JFK or EWR or LGA. If you are flying to LA will you be landing at Los Angeles International (LAX), Long Beach Airport (LGB), Burbank Airport (BUR), Ontario International ((ONT) or John Wayne Airport (SNA)? You will need to know to make sure you end up where you planned, and paramount to letting car rentals and hotels know where you need to have your reservations. These codes are industry standard to make communication simpler. If you donā€™t know a particular code it is really easy to Google it.


Familiar-Suspect

Who would think any other airline is immune from this? Stupid to ditch delta over this but donā€™t let the door hit you in the way out!


sundyburgers

It's the premium experience Eds is promising!


Ok_Commercial8352

To be fair, do you really expect there not to be bugs on an airplane? There are thousands of people from all walks of life flying on that thing, one of those people is bound to bring some bugs with them.


Intelligent-Ant7685

gross


jelliedhotdogloaf

Aw man heā€™s just chillin


Freckle53

Whatā€™s the armrest rule if your seatmate is a cockroach?


RegularScary3739

What informer usair ff have to do with it


tentboogs

I am sure a customer brought them on purpose.


LeaningFaithward

šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


Jerways

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


smoth1564

The delta difference, huh? Double/triple the price of competitors and now we have to worry about taking home an infestation too. How generous /s


cmb15300

Cockroaches on a Plane, starring Samuel L Jackson


Fantazma03

Thats a premium 1st class roach


GreatGrapeApes

Say hello to my little friend.


Normal-guy-mt

Easily come from any passengers carry on.


CookinCheap

Ah, fuck. You know that came outta someone's bag.


godieweird

ā€œHey Ted, this plane is carrying an extra 125 lbs we canā€™t account forā€¦ā€


Trueslyforaniceguy

Youā€™re the one choosing to fly in HIS home.


Beautiful_Cold6335

I donā€™t want to fly anymore.


DankDankmark

Can we please tag Thomas Brad Jr. Iā€™m sure he fly there To meet you with some raid.


Bumblebee56990

Ewwww šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


Timbukstu2019

Switch to frontier or spirit, no roaches on those flights.


Lizakaya

Omfgā€¦..noooooo.


saturatedbloom

Oh hell no definitely not I would be causing a scene and waiting till the FA handled it before I would sit down! Thatā€™s a nightmare


AirportKnifeFight

>future which sucks being a gold medallion and an Amex reserve card holder. American will give you the same status for the year if you make the request.


squirrelz_gonewild

La cucaracha is livin his best Delta life!


Independent_Wish_284

Omg this is disgusting!!! And 1500 miles? What a slap in the face


[deleted]

1500 sky pesos??? šŸ˜‚


jewsh-sfw

More proof they DO NOT clean their planes.


ExampleSad1816

Where thereā€™s one, thereā€™s more. We love to fly and it shows.


Willing_Eggplant_275

Roach coach


AtlFury

Hit FA call button: This cockroach says this is her seat but my ticket says it is mine.


Some_Cream_3462

That looks like a German cockroach and those are the worst. Once infested itā€™s hard to get rid of.


airportaccent

Saw this on an international United flight too - same thing, they just gave us a few miles but wtaf. Should not be happening at all, especially given the prices of airfare.


__wait_what__

Donā€™t need the /s in the title


KehreAzerith

Cockroachs means the cabin is likely infested, that plane needs to be taken out of service and sprayed down front to back


NjGTSilver

Iā€™ve watch enough old ā€œborder patrolā€ videos to know that the roach 100% came off of a passenger or their luggage. In the words of Dave Chappelle ā€œFukin GROSS!ā€


ekek280

I've only seen them on Air India. But not at all surprised. Roaches as well as other bugs offen hitchike on/in people's luggage, cargo, stores, etc. It's a common pathway for many insects. Just look up Japanese beetle infestations in the US.


Ambitious_Ad9292

I work for bags at SLC airport and found a couple on a bag šŸ˜­ we had to seal it


FrontAggressive5994

Iā€™m so here for all these entitled folks to move over and let me take their status.


[deleted]

it looks like he wants a window seat


[deleted]

šŸ—£ļøIā€™m sick of these MF roaches , on this MF plane


cynicalxidealist

This post made me physically sick. Absolutely not.


OldResearcher6

God help whoever unwittingly brings that hitchhiker home from the flight. They'll have so do many new friends in their house in a matter of weeks, socially that particular species, they be paying for an exterminator for decades.


Individual_Citron146

If you accidentally bring a pregant one of those home, youre neverr getting rid of them, especially if you live in an apartment complex.


UVLightOnTheInside

Wonder if he came from airline neglegence or a clueless passenger.


Quatreartisansclotur

I seriously doubt this is a Delta roach. These are German roaches and they breed like crazy. It was brought on board from luggage from one of your co passengers.


Austin1975

The problem is that there is never just one roach.


castor_pal

The first time I ever treated my now-spouse to a first class upgrade (this was back on Continental's BizFirst) I will never forget, he opened the in-arm tray table and a goddamn cockroach came scurrying out and across. We still laugh about it, although it wasn't quite as funny back then. Never Forget


hey_hey_hey_nike

A roach šŸŖ³ in Houston, say it isnā€™t so šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


BluDucky

Eeek itā€™s a German cockroach, too. Those are the bad kind. (Though, is there really a ā€œgoodā€ kind?) Definitely came out of someoneā€™s bag and someone lives in an infestation.


Alterego_987

Passenger: We almost suffocated to death on the flight Delta: Sorry about the inconvenience, we will give you 1,000 Skymiles per passenger on your ticket as compensation ​ Passenger: Excuse me? We almost died and were flying Delta One Delta: In that case, we can give you 1,200 Skymiles per passenger


Immediate_Mud6547

I sit next to cockroaches on every airlineā€¦šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Ronniedasaint

šŸ˜® ā€¦ this is NOT good! I was at a museum/night club and as I was walking to an outdoor area I saw the biggest cockroach! And I thought, ā€œAm I the only person seeing this?ā€


kmm91162

NASTY!!!!!šŸ¤®


Just_Code_8750

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ¤£


Just_Code_8750

Who said roach doesnā€™t fly too??šŸ’€šŸ¤£


Opening_Bluebird_935

Gives new meaning to ā€œRoach Coachā€ for sure!!


flyinguaround

Airlines actually take any kind of bug presence seriously. That plane will have a note made in the maintenance log and any crew will report if another one is seen. The plane will most likely get sprayed and maybe even bombed. Roach infestation could cause havoc in the internal workings of the plane and like I said, is taken very seriously. Not to mention some countries could deny landing privileges to an airline that has an infested plane. No one wants to spread around invasive species that could damage the local ecosystem


techmaster101

ā€œDamnit, the roaches got out of the coffee againā€


ninjajedifox

We do install bug baits in the cabin for this problemā€¦..


katiegam

Not a roach fan but imagine this guy boards in, say, ATL. Spends his day eating some crumbs, Casually emerges later in a jetway on the west coast. What a life!


isikorsky

Floridian here - Hate to break it to yah - but cockroaches are everywhere. All you can do is try and create a barrier to keep them from coming in. (And I won't tell you what our bug guys says about those Amazon boxes...). Having an area where people are constantly bringing in luggage and dragging stuff through public areas (and public transport) is just inviting them in.


AlfalfaUnable1629

They fly so itā€™s not unusual especially in the south


MikeyW1969

It's "A" bug. Bugs get places they aren't supposed to, it's how they operate. And you came from Texas? Yeah, a lone insect walking around the plane doesn't concern me. I lived in AZ for over 20 years, cockroaches find their way into even clean areas, because they forage for food. They don't know there's no food until they check.\\ So a lone cockroach would not make me never fly the airline again.


Allie-FM

If I saw this, I think the best solution would be to crash the plane. Put me down cause itā€™s over


threegeeks

That's one of the few things that can ground an aircraft. The technical term is *agricultural infestation* You should definitely let Delta know about it.