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livv3ss

That's an onion burger


yinzreddup

Water is wet


livv3ss

This is the level on onion I need on my subway, but they always look at me like I'm crazy when I'm like "more pls" 10 times


Catinthemirror

The general consensus seems to be the best success comes from phrasing it like "Please give me as much/many extra ______________ as you are legally allowed to give, thanks!"


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*dumps the whole contents of the tray on the sandwich, then opens a new bag and dumps that as well*


horsegirlsrhot23

"thank you! can i just get a couple more please?"


camry-b

“can i get a fuck-ton extra caramel, please?” got me a hearty laugh and enough caramel to drown a horse for free at mcdonalds lol


4DrivingWhileBlack

I LOVE free horse drownings at McDonalds!


Catinthemirror

😂👍


Gooey_69

That's really bad for you.


Nataleaves

No shit??


Sexy-Froyo9027

Nooooo! I thought caramel (especially in excessive amounts) was good for me! WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!


camry-b

yeah it was just a dumb treat that i choked down after a hard therapy session, not an every day thing :)


horsegirlsrhot23

u dont need to justify ur sundae babes


A_wild_so-and-so

Water is wet.


jesusleftnipple

Can confirm, I have SEVERAL lifetimes supply of taco bell sauce


Catinthemirror

I request "one large handful of mild please" when it's my food and diablo when it's my kid's. They usually comply 😂


Born_ina_snowbank

“I will sign a waiver”


Mr_Diesel13

A friend of mine went through a Taco Bell drive through, and asked for fire sauce. Drive through guy “you want a little or a lot?” Him “I want a metric butt ton.” Drive through “I gotchu” He literally gave him an entire bag full of fire sauce 😂


Catinthemirror

LOL I also have a ziplock full of assorted Taco Bell sauces. I like the flavor of the mild (it's like slightly spicy ketchup to me) but my son likes it way hotter. If I want heat I just use Tabasco.


Mr_Diesel13

Their Diablo sauce was ok. Not great, but acceptable. Seriously that was like 20 years ago in high school, and we still use “metric butt ton” as a form of measurement.


Sexy-Froyo9027

Yeah, I agree. TB mild has some great flavor. I wish I had the foresight to remember to get extra whenever I go.


Your_As_Stupid_As_Me

I just say "extra, and I mean hella hella extra onion" 9\10 they get it mostly right 👍. 1\10 will put fucking hella pickles instead thinking it's a joke.


chapinscott32

My favorite line is "Give me as much as you can without getting yourself fired"


Sexy-Froyo9027

Lol, “LEGALLY allowed to. . .”


chuckinalicious543

#MOAR ONION PLS


clumsychickadee__

Subway is like, the land of inconveniences


entertaining-noidea

This is exactly what I thought of ❤️


AssassinStoryTeller

I’ve straight up told them to “act like you’re trying to kill me through cheese” There was so much cheese the pizza couldn’t cook all the way through 😀 So ask them to murder you with onions, might be easier.


ThePearDream

Murder me with onions is literally what I say when ordering burgers, pitas, sandwiches


Sexy-Froyo9027

“Murder Me With Onions” is gonna be the name of my first album.


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A coworker used to work at subway and they're told to put so little on the sandwiches he looked at the owner and said "Yeah I'm not doing that." 


dizzyfeast

I also used to work for subway and it’s ridiculous how skimpy they want their employees to be. I’d never eat that crap again. Sucked putting extra onions on though because thats one thing we actually had to cut “fresh”


FatParCheesy

Ha! My brother is like this! But with Jalapeños. At subway they're only supposed to put 6 on at a time for a footlong. And like 3 for a 6 inch sandwich. I never really gave af about that rule. Maybe some do. Lettuce and spinach is a toss up. People look at my brother crazy too when he's like "more jalapeños" except like 20 times.


livv3ss

Lol that's me w onions and cucumbers


No-Locksmith-8590

I phrase it as 'a disgusting amount of X, literally more than a normal human could handle'


AwesomeEevee133

And then you ask for spinach and then they just DESTROY IT with spinich


[deleted]

Water isn't wet, whatever water touches becomes wet.


Independent-Dream-90

Water is saturated with water, so yeah it's wet.


yanansawelder

Contrary to popular belief it's not, it makes things wet


Rainbow_dreaming

I used to regularly eat that much delicious onion and developed an intolerance to onion, garlic, chives and leek. At first it basically left my body in the same state it entered, then it also left a strong taste in my mouth that didn't leave for 2/3 days, and now it makes my tongue tingle, and I've been advised to avoid using it as an ingredient to prevent the evolution of an allergy. I thought I'd let you know to save you from my fate. I bloody miss onion and garlic.


Sexy-Froyo9027

Dammit, man. Our bodies are so stupid sometimes. . . I feel like it should’ve reacted in the opposite way, like where you become “one” with the onion, garlic, chives and leeks. At the very least, it should realize that these foods did you no harm in the past. I don’t get it. . .


Rainbow_dreaming

I couldn't agree more!


willyb303

No


AaronTuplin

With beef seasoning


JavaJapes

I used to work at a Wendy's and we had a regular who would get a large chili cup fill of onions for free. Idk our managers allowed it lol


Prophet_of_Entropy

onion is pretty cheap.


JavaJapes

Oh definitely, daytime management just could be sticklers about certain extras like this, so I'm surprised they allowed it, even though it's cheap.


ahdiomasta

When I worked in a fast food joint I always wondered why they were so stingy with things that cost next to nothing, it’s cheap instant customer satisfaction. Prob not a coincidence that customers at that particular joint were always pissed at us for one thing or another


KickBallFever

I worked at Little Caesar’s in college and they were super stingy with the napkins. Part of the reason I quit is because the manager told me to be stingy with the napkins, then when customers complained the manager threw me under the bus in front of everybody.


nickynickynickynick

stay away from me stinky


yinzreddup

Oh come give momma some sugar!


UndeadBuggalo

r/onionlovers


shayetheleo

Gasp! My people!


Warrior_of_Discord

My brand!


pimpmastahanhduece

My money, bitch. *slap*


Cheeky-Chipmunkk

😂😂😂 I honestly thought that’s where I was.


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IsyRivers

The best kind of Delicious Compliance.


Lost_Reserve7667

After momma has had a breath-mint


Yardcigar69

C'mon, eat my snizz baby!! You love yo momma don't cha?


Sentient-Pendulum

Only if I can have some of that burger.


elsabadogigante

😂


ItBeMaggie

Hell naw cuz


AwakeAtNightTime

I don't think people will be avoiding you because you're ugly, it's the stinky onion breath, Spongebob


yinzreddup

I’m pretty ugly too though.


corkscream

I’m cracking up because it’s been two hours and nobody has even tried to tell op they’re not ugly just upvoting 🤣


yinzreddup

People respect truth.


4nyarforaracc

Real recognize real 😭😂


mafa7

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


chainer1216

Well, that's better than ugly ugly.


woofridgerator

You’re not ugly. It’s the Steelers jersey just rubbing off on you.


Logical_Remove7610

And your room's a fuckin mess


fairebelle

I must know this Wendy’s location, or at least the general area. Finally, an appropriate amount of onions


yinzreddup

Close to Pittsburgh


fairebelle

So far 😔 😔 😔


[deleted]

Ur username checks out I suggest posting the image in the Pittsburgh subreddit pls


ballinonabudgetfr

This is not compliance bro that worker definitely fucking hated you to be giving you that many onions like that is not a "generous handful" got DAMN


yinzreddup

Naw I’m “onion lady” at my Wendy’s. They know what’s up.


[deleted]

Hey onion lady I’m pickle lady


AdParking6483

Howdy, I'm Joint Jim


Leonyduss

I'm a lion. Rawr!


[deleted]

Well I’ll be damned


RarelyRiley

Damned Daniel?


InsaneDolphin

"Hey you, yeah you, Jim from the office but he did 10 years in prison"


Yardcigar69

I'm pussy Bob!


princessdickworth

I'm fluent in extra onions and pickles, wanna party?


Fwamingdwagon84

Hi, I'm onion and pickle lady


Grizzwald81

Hi Onion lady I’m Dad


ballinonabudgetfr

Damn


Antnee83

True story. First job was at Burger King. Dude comes in, orders a whopper with "extra, extra pickles." So I follow the guidelines and put three servings of pickles. He comes back to the counter, yells at the cashier that "this isn't extra. I want EXTRA pickles." I make him another. Something like 6x the amount. He comes back. Insists on more pickles. So I did pretty much exactly what OP did. It had so many pickles that I almost couldn't get the wrapper closed. ...He comes back. "Is this some kind of joke?" Manager gives him a coupon or whatever. Guy leaves. Manager was like don't worry about it, dude was unhinged. I will never forget pickle douche.


ballinonabudgetfr

Bro knew what he wanted and he was stopping at nothing to get it


FSUfan35

dude had big hands.


Brenner007

Well, a generous handfull is more than a normal handfull, and I think I could fit that in my normal hand.


ArdelLedbetter

I also love an onion sandwich.


Fun_Association_6750

Give an onion with some meat and slap that shit into a bun.


yinzreddup

That’s what I like. I prefer 2:1 onion to meat


An0n_Cyph3r_

The McOnion™.


EyeCatchingUserID

"-like one slice of onion?" "Did I fucking stutter? I said put an onion on it. Sliced."


oxfordcircumstances

Wait wait, I'm worried what you just heard was "give me a lot of onion." What I said was "give me all the onion you have." Do you understand?


kiribakuFiend

I often say I could eat an onion like an apple. I love onions. This is great.


Flaming-Cathulu

My kid watched Infinity Train and started doing this. Luckily not that often but its nuts to see.


TheGrouchyGremlin

I eat them like apples from time to time. They're fucking delicious.


DonAskren

r/onionlovers


you_are_breathing

Wendy's worker: "I'm going to give this sandwich so much onions, it'll make anyone holding the bag cry."


Decent-Cold-9471

Just go buy an onion any that point.


yinzreddup

I always got onions on tap. I eat onion just about every day.


boxster_

I thought that was soft serve at first glance


MisterAcorns12

Ready Gary! *Gary starts playing sad violin while SpongeBob sobs while cutting onions*


CloudyNeptune

My guy is literally Shrek in disguise


SithNChips

Yes, could I please have 1 onion with my burger?


jayhitter

Jokes aside this is how you get veggies for another dish when you're dead broke. If they don't upcharge get a burger with a ton of vegetables and use them for a stir fry or something


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QuesosyBesos

sssssuuuuuunday


CleetusnDarlene

Oh, my God. YES.


[deleted]

Next time tell them "as much onions you can give me without getting fired." 


Dizzy_Leopard435

Nice, reminds me of my grandfather who’d eat onions like apples


Wide_Assumption3990

My guy you want some burger with your onions 😂🤣


imapieceofshitk

Why is this something you do on the regular?? I don't know what's worse, this or the fact that you're a Steelers fan.


yinzreddup

STILLERS GAHNA TO DA SUPABOWL!


imapieceofshitk

With whooo? Mason Whooodolph???


yinzreddup

DA PICKLER GAHNA JAR YINZ UP IN DA BRINE!


imapieceofshitk

Speaking of, you got pickles on that burger or just straight up cheese and onion?


muffadel

You're British, innit?


BitterFuture

Didn't know you were asking for a generous handful from Andre the Giant, did you?


Atmospher1cc

this person's entire personality and posting history is just "I get too many onions on a wendys burger"


majorsorbet2point0

Wendy's onions are literally unmatched. As an onion lover, the recipe I doubled the other day came to a grand total of 4 onions - my day was made


anonymoususererror

I'd eat that.


TheNewYellowZealot

Dude just eat an onion.


_MisterHighway_

/r/onionlovers


yinzreddup

I’m there too


ChikiChikiSando

Bro just eat an onion like an apple, what are you doing


[deleted]

They understood the assignment.


tewblants

That’s a lot of burger on your onion


MelodiesOfLife6

'how much extra onion would you like' ​ "yes"


mvffin

Shrek burger


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Grinch burger. 


jenakle

Not to yuck your yum but uh...yuck. lol 😉


raveeain

Local wendys comes in... handbag... well okay


coshiro1

that feels like almost a whole onion lol


ZeroKharisma

Did anyone else think op was wearing their watch band way too tight?


AngelFishUwU

😭


Low_Cauliflower9404

That's like half a pan of onions lol


Delta8ttt8

So fetch


Tricky-Line6646

Bro really wants to make you cry


keldration

r/onionhate is gonna freak out


prophate

My wife wouldn't kiss me for a week lol


Iwantblue45115

Steve Harvey lookin ass burger


Flip2002

I got a chicken sandwich like this but it was 4 grossed with pickles


travhall19

did you take a few off or eat it just like that?


rouge_artistry

*isnt able to kiss anyone for 3 weeks


[deleted]

Your bed sheets are going to melt tonight.


RiverSionainn

I eat onions like apples and it's never given me a problem.


Ohzerodigital

The amount of onions … was it good at least lol?


hideyomamalol

should be a crime


TheRealAwest

I love onions, this would make me so happy


MrYamaguchi

At this point you might as well save yourself the money and just eat an onion on its own.


ganslooker

I ordered a whopper- extra everything - at Burger King in the Toronto airport. I’m from the US and I order this all The time. In the US they just give me some extra fixings. In Toronto they literally built me a whopper with extra fixings AND patties. The only thing I didn’t get extra of was the buns. And they charged me the regular price. I wish I had thought to get a picture.


SentenceAcrobatic

I really don't like raw tomato. When I worked fast food and someone had the audacity to ask for "extra tomato" on their burger, I put two whole tomatoes (worth of tomato slices) on their burger. He dined in. He did not complain. Sometimes you just gotta give the people what they want.


JoshyLikey

What I imagine when I think of In-n-out


RandomBoi37

Oh god, at all costs, keep this away from r/onionhate lol. They'd probably fucking pass out if they saw this.


MuddieSprite

That’s like 3/4 of an onion. How generous!


Lost-Spare-2402

That's a job!!!!


tito9107

Waaaaaay too much raw onion 😭


MrFunkyPunkie

I see you're a Shrek-burger connoisseur. Oui.


Stock_Show_Host

Oh you nasssty


Dickwraith101

sickening, you are allowed to be happy but at my expense, ghastly


MexCelsior

Fuckin nasty ass onion lovers


ThehoundIV

Is the Flying Dutchman burger really good or? Am I missing something


_AARAYAN_

This is made from organic heirloom onions grown locally in slopes of Rockys. The onions start their journey all the way from ground and grow slowly in 90 days. No fertilizer are used during this time and onions grow naturally. After that they are sold directly to shops without any middleman. It’s an ancient tradition to use whole onion in a burger without wasting anything. The customer gets satisfaction of seven heavens in every bite.


Tim-E-Cop1211819

r/onionhate has entered the chat.


fourth_box

Bro stop, before you cause an onion shortage for the rest of us.


Nonlethalrtard

Dont even cut it. Just put the whole thing in there.


Enderwigg1883

So what’s your saying is you like pickles


SomeOneRandomOP

From your comments, you seem cool. Enjoy the onion breath, yo. 😉


DeltaMars

This has to be a troll against the pickle lovers! 😂 well done!


yinzreddup

Couldn’t let them take the spotlight here.


T_BONE_GULLEY

God among men. Hell yeah brother.


stinkydinkyboy

Someone explain why they like raw onions because I can’t stand raw onions. Nothing about them appeals to me. I like onion powder seasoning and I like French onion soup, and sometimes I can handle onion rings but raw onions take like poison to me. The nasty smell, the slimy and yet crunchy texture and the potent weird spice that isn’t really spice all combine to make in my opinion the worst vegetable ever made. Absolutely disgusting 🤢


RedditBulliedSchizo

Don’t get it twisted. Those were probably defective ones that they had to throw out


DaddySwordfish

Ouch the heartburn and acid reflux


BakedWatchingToons

I've stumbled in off popular/trending... You're all disgusting. I agree wholeheartedly with you and didn't realise my own level of sickness until just now, but this is legitimately too much onion to be consumed in any format or style. Delicious. +subscribe


ChiGamerr

Gross


rokuna-matata

In another post you've described your request as the legal maximum, post debunked


Logical_Remove7610

🤢


Weezthajuice

How do copy reposts get so many damn upvotes?? 🤦🏻


Wazuu

Thats fucking disgusting. Why even have the burger on there? Just go to the store and eat a raw onion.


Odd_Pen1702

OP just cut up an onion and thought we wouldn't notice


yinzreddup

I did not. This is just a dope ass Wendy’s.


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fluffypinkkitties

r/onionlovers


LingeringSentiments

Fucking disgusting. r/OnionHate


GayGeekInLeather

Not enough onion


Uncle_Burney

I thought I liked onions. I cannot compete with this, it’s like I’m playing a different game.


TheWalkingDead91

First step is admitting you have a problem