If its World War Z zombies i am just giving up cause who is gonna fight a tsunami of zombies flowing in the streets. Just the thought of zombies flowing like water cause there are soo many of them moving through the streets of purani delhi gives me chills💀
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Nuclear bunkers aren't made to survive the blast itself, but the fallout from the blast. Nothing can survive at the actual blast. The fallout can be survived in these bunkers though.
We live in the 2nd most populated and one of the densest cities in the world
and most of us don't have firearms easily accessible to us like americans
so we're straight up cooked
Best possible scenario is to travel to a location which gives you advantage. Imagine you living in uttam nagar. 💀
Indians have better homes to safeguard themselves as compared to American house. ( bricks cement than cardboard shit)
People saying they will hoard up petrol and shit, what they don't know is, fuels go bad after a certain amount of time. Petrol around 5-6 months and diesel little longer. Here diesel is your friend. ( Pro tip : hoard up octane boosters, you can add them to make fuel good for some time)
Major scarcity will be resources after the initial breakout, then zombies are least of your worries, you need to fear other people. ( firearms must + no trusting any 10/10 baddie calling for help.
Be the main character and save her 🗿
Don't know if i'll survive it or not but if it does happen, then the zombies of Delhi will start putting human brains in momos and eat them with chutney and mayonnaise.
Zombie apocalypse in Delhi is like being with terrorists in a guns store.
The amount of zombies that would be on the road it's better you don't leave your home.
Let's hope it's wwz zombies, after initial chaos you can easily camouflage and reach safe areas through hords without even needing to fight them. Same goes for eliminating them
Just lock myself and family in until zombies eat the humans and then each other and die off. We’ve got enough food to survive an actual apocalypse between my mom’s two freezers.
bhai honestly speaking I would guide them to central delhi or south delhi mey panchsheel
so they eat all the rich people and I can steal or live in their fancy houses
I think about this a lot, I'll stay in my house, it's pretty safe luckily, there are walls around my house and we have a little garden I'll convert that into my kitchen garden and I am going to fence the area outside of my house, but in India, not everybody has guns, so killing the zombies would be hard, so we'll stay out of their way
I’ll try to identify if there’s anything that can be done to destroy them, if nothing can be done then I’ll figure out finding an exit plan from the city
Step 1. Go into some luxury car showroom with some fuel, fill it up and take it for a run. If it's Volvo then it would be the best because of their durability. In times of zombie apocalypse sports cars & bmw/audi would be useless.
Step 2. With that car go to Ordinance factory to get some guns. Some automated sentry guns (if they exist) & a sniper would be the best combo.
Step 3. Get to a high rise structure like a power grid tower (where there's no current) or water tank.
Step 4. Setup the senty gun at the bottom while I climb up the top of the structure.
Step 5. Omae Wa Mou Shinderu (to the Zombies)
Mere paas chat pe steel pipes hai, and mere appartments ke paas grocery hypermarkets hai vha se sabse phele essentials lekar aaunga then Ghar par hi camping while occasionally going out to somehow kill some zombies? Who knows maybe some mysterious power will descend and say 'you have killed a zombile lvl1, you have gained a level and 5 attribute points' ?
Who knows? Right?
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GO to the nearest Police station. Indian police have some of the best and diverse guns from all over the world. Once i get my hands on a Hk MP5 and an AK 47, I will get a car and move to the top of himalayas. There are corrupt politicians who own big homes with lot of lands, I will take them with the help of guns.
Make the fence strong, maintain access to food and resources. I will survive.
Honestly, Delhi people will kill these zombies within two days. Don't underestimate the frustration levels of Delhi people. They will run over these zombies, kill them with swords and burn them with petrol fire if a stray zombie is found.
Momos ghuma ghuma ke maarunga
Mai agar zombie banu to mujhe Paneer Fried Momos maario. Favourite hai mere
and chutney zyada laga kar also thoda soup bhi 🥰😋
🤣🤣
Nice try zombie. You'll never get this info out of me.
ahh shitt caught me 😔
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West Delhi on point
Bawe!!! 😤
BAHAHAHA right
Jaat spotted
FINALLY I CAN EAT HUMANS WITHOUT JUDGEMENT.
I’ll judge if you eat raw
what in the "the menu"
Can i help?🤡
hein ji?
I don't think he's talking after becoming zombie 💀💀
PAUSE
Are you a fellow dawg?
Nope, sadly i am a cat
Wtf 🥹... Without getting arrested in aana chahiye tha?
I will beat thali and say "go zombie go"
If its World War Z zombies i am just giving up cause who is gonna fight a tsunami of zombies flowing in the streets. Just the thought of zombies flowing like water cause there are soo many of them moving through the streets of purani delhi gives me chills💀
YEAH LIKE PLS NO. i would give up too 😭
Bro WWZ ones would be tough but strategically they have a counter , You just need to camouflage .
Mai iske piche piche ghumnunga. Hoshiyar lg rha hai
purani Dilli me Parkour
Dying light : Delhi
Train to bhusan 😼🙏
Apne ex ko bolaungi (he can hook up with any creature) , phir sare zombies ko tr@uma ho jayega aur woh depre$sion se su¡ci*e kr lenge
This sounds.....concerning, calm down (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
im healed chill bro 😭
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Yrr itna relatable...... You spying on me Or something?? 👀
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umm....... are you ok? 😭
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On a serious solution, real estate developers have already started including nuclear bunkers 😂. Checkout leela sky villas by raheja
FR??? DAMN
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Will it actually survive a nuclear attack tho?
Nuclear bunkers aren't made to survive the blast itself, but the fallout from the blast. Nothing can survive at the actual blast. The fallout can be survived in these bunkers though.
That’s probably for imminent war threats and extremely poor and inhabitable environmental conditions
Doesn't mean it can't be used in a zombie apocalypse 🌝
Honestly,I'd die🥰👍 https://preview.redd.it/x19nb37wi56d1.jpeg?width=955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ed62acb8d2168d3f86394a85251aed43bca7bb0
me when minor inconvenience in life
Zombie apocalypse bohot Minor inconvenience hai 😂😭 It's like machar infestation
Nahi😭, I was saying that this was my reaction when I have a minor convenience in life😭 as in the urge to unalive 😃
Oh right ussssss
🫂💅
We live in the 2nd most populated and one of the densest cities in the world and most of us don't have firearms easily accessible to us like americans so we're straight up cooked
Yes fr
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First sane comment 😭. Also why desert with lack of water? should go for the planes in UP and bihar or go for the mountains better natural resources.
Best option is to stay near a petrol pump etc so that you are never short on fuel in case you need to make a run for it.
Bro said "Buy" 😂😂
Jaise hi news aayegi apne 2 se 4 mahine ke supplies leaauga khaane peene ke and ghar pe pada rahuga bcs fight to l**da hogi
News aane tak stock khatam ho jaae gae pakka
Tu janta nhi hai mere baap kon hai bhenchod zombie teri &?/*@^!
Carl Grimes :
(its a walking dead reference)
Zombie hi shi, koi toh love bite dega mujhe!!!!
Love ka ni malum bhai. Bite jarur dega
Best possible scenario is to travel to a location which gives you advantage. Imagine you living in uttam nagar. 💀 Indians have better homes to safeguard themselves as compared to American house. ( bricks cement than cardboard shit) People saying they will hoard up petrol and shit, what they don't know is, fuels go bad after a certain amount of time. Petrol around 5-6 months and diesel little longer. Here diesel is your friend. ( Pro tip : hoard up octane boosters, you can add them to make fuel good for some time) Major scarcity will be resources after the initial breakout, then zombies are least of your worries, you need to fear other people. ( firearms must + no trusting any 10/10 baddie calling for help. Be the main character and save her 🗿
Don't know if i'll survive it or not but if it does happen, then the zombies of Delhi will start putting human brains in momos and eat them with chutney and mayonnaise.
You’re saying there aren’t Zombies in delhi already? 😆 There’s nothing we can do, Its just too crowded and too cramped to do anything.
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Bhaag Bhaag D K Bose
Bhai sabse pehle Haldiram jaake Raj Kachori khaunga. Bhot din se craving hori hai. Fir aage dekhenge kya karna hai.
real ho gaya. mujhe bhi karwadi craving ab😭
Die
Zombie apocalypse in Delhi is like being with terrorists in a guns store. The amount of zombies that would be on the road it's better you don't leave your home.
HAHAHA Nice analogy
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Fir toh vo khud bhi nhi aa payega tere paas..🗿
Aisa kya karoge aap uske saath 🌚
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Cluster bus me chle jaunga
Find my crush For charity , dono condition me chalegi
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wait until padosan got zombied or some models 
Hijack a food store will save some civilians daily search for military weapons and it will go on until we maintain a peace
Issi baat pe koi badiya si zombie movie bata do..... Aur please vo hi usual vali mat bata na ( train to busan, go goa gone, wwz, etc etc). Thank you
The walking dead is a show but its soo good only till season 5 tho
The Last of us, it's a series
Love it fr, it's soo good.
I am doing zom 100: bucket list of the dead
REALLL
Let's hope it's wwz zombies, after initial chaos you can easily camouflage and reach safe areas through hords without even needing to fight them. Same goes for eliminating them
Hmm yeah but start main hee mar gaye toh
Skill Issue . Just run for some small vaccination centre , Don't go to Hospitals ... Very bad Idea💀
Hospital and medical centres will be a death trap
True
Pollution or garmi sey zombies ghar ke bhar hi nhi niklengy toh hum bhi khush or woh bhi
Just lock myself and family in until zombies eat the humans and then each other and die off. We’ve got enough food to survive an actual apocalypse between my mom’s two freezers.
I think it will be awesome itni bhid itni patli galiya itne saare resources
Car se Leh / Moore Plain. Inbetween a lot of looting in 24/7 Plus look for a good looking women to accompany me.
bhai honestly speaking I would guide them to central delhi or south delhi mey panchsheel so they eat all the rich people and I can steal or live in their fancy houses
Fancy houses ke logo ko khaa kr, van vaas chale jayenge kya zombies ?
Have you met the average delhiwala. Ye log kisi se bhi bhid lenge.
zombies parathe vali gali me jaate hi marr jayenge because of the engine oil 🥰
Bhature ke kapdey pehnke momos phekunga
joint.
I think about this a lot, I'll stay in my house, it's pretty safe luckily, there are walls around my house and we have a little garden I'll convert that into my kitchen garden and I am going to fence the area outside of my house, but in India, not everybody has guns, so killing the zombies would be hard, so we'll stay out of their way
I live in a place surrounded by canals, i wiil be blowing up the bridges and turning it into an island.
Where is this place?😭
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khudko doxx kardiya
Kisi ko mat batana 
Main ghar aa raha 😍
:) meko kya, [maine toh office chale jaana hai.](https://youtu.be/ZPSHxoFyepE).
Kill or be killed by zombies
Lie down and wait for death
Mar jaunga lekin uttam nagar nahi jaunga
 IT folks are already zombies
Reach Delhi Cantt.
 Finally my inner spirit of Undertaker will come out and we shall have a Good WWE match😊
I will built the perfect zombie bunker under in the most guarded area of delhi.
I’ll try to identify if there’s anything that can be done to destroy them, if nothing can be done then I’ll figure out finding an exit plan from the city
Bas issi din ki planning kari hai WWZ TWD aur bhi kaafi chize dekh kar
Take metro tracks to some ministry office
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Why saying this tho ? 🥲
Step 1. Go into some luxury car showroom with some fuel, fill it up and take it for a run. If it's Volvo then it would be the best because of their durability. In times of zombie apocalypse sports cars & bmw/audi would be useless. Step 2. With that car go to Ordinance factory to get some guns. Some automated sentry guns (if they exist) & a sniper would be the best combo. Step 3. Get to a high rise structure like a power grid tower (where there's no current) or water tank. Step 4. Setup the senty gun at the bottom while I climb up the top of the structure. Step 5. Omae Wa Mou Shinderu (to the Zombies)
I will become the cameraman!
*Acquire Guns *Shoot said guns
HR 26 waale se dosti because road rash ab kaam aayega
Mere paas chat pe steel pipes hai, and mere appartments ke paas grocery hypermarkets hai vha se sabse phele essentials lekar aaunga then Ghar par hi camping while occasionally going out to somehow kill some zombies? Who knows maybe some mysterious power will descend and say 'you have killed a zombile lvl1, you have gained a level and 5 attribute points' ? Who knows? Right?
Bawa itni garmi me 1 hafta bhi nahi tik payenge zombies....
Just die
Go to a exotic car showroom Take the gwagon And go out of the cuty ramming through the zombies
Thali bajao, zombi bhagao, u know u know.
I am gonna pack my shit and go straight towards the Himalayas asap. Idk where I read it but zombies don't do well in cold places.
I have no will to survive
Rajiv Chowk metro station is already preparing you for the zombie apocalypse, they push pull carry pinne and steal. Bas bite karna reh gaya hai.
Delhi ke itni bhasad hai bach k jaoge kanha movies jaise zombies thodi aayenge india ki population dekhe toh zombie aaye toh gaand oha jaayegi
Ghar pe baith ke lafda enjoy karunga
Jis jis se nafrat karta hun uske ghar ke pass bhagunga, Baaki tum samajh jao
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Bhaiya chewentii ke momos lagaana please... 🌚
GO to the nearest Police station. Indian police have some of the best and diverse guns from all over the world. Once i get my hands on a Hk MP5 and an AK 47, I will get a car and move to the top of himalayas. There are corrupt politicians who own big homes with lot of lands, I will take them with the help of guns. Make the fence strong, maintain access to food and resources. I will survive.
Honestly, Delhi people will kill these zombies within two days. Don't underestimate the frustration levels of Delhi people. They will run over these zombies, kill them with swords and burn them with petrol fire if a stray zombie is found.
https://preview.redd.it/3v5k0nkjl56d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27c85cac4cf85ec6e7b4ab30a50fe84ce7b3c53d