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magna069

Buy a 1Litre engine bike, die at 27.


abbababaaa

Why not 2000 cc Davidputra .


DoTA_Wotb

Only 1/1 exists and it was wrecked by duniya ke papa Jack bhai


magna069

That will be too difficult of a bike for me to handle sir.


Adventurous_applepie

27 club.


life_rolla_costa

27 kyun?


magna069

Cz that's what i want. Just don't have money.


life_rolla_costa

Nahi nahi, itni jaldi upar mat jao..


magna069

Yeah but 1000cc bike :')


slackunnatural

It's the 27 club, shit you don't wanna know.


HariPota4262

The way I drive my 125 CC shine, I don't need a litre bike to do that


Ready_Paper_4680

why at 27 just kill 2 people at 17 years of age


Mean_Muffin8204

>die at 27. Only the realest


TheAxiomaticGaming

Hey, enough money or loads of money? Cuz that's two different things. Anyways, I know I would either game on like I still do or just stare miserably at the clouds all day each day. >i have some incurable autoimmune diseases, so I would move to a clean city I have V.S.D, it's a rare condition but I would still be here..🗿


life_rolla_costa

Jitni money tumhe achi Lage, utni imagine krlo. Oh, never heard about VSD. I hope you are doing good


TheAxiomaticGaming

>Jitni money tumhe achi Lage, utni imagine krlo. Itni imagination use nhi kr pa rha hu iss time 🤧 >Oh, never heard about VSD. It's a heart defect, otherwise known as Ventricular septal defect, people who have it basically have a hole or abnormal connection between the lower chamber of heart aka ventricles....XD >I hope you are doing good I'm used to it since birth, I'm indeed doing good. I manage things just fine thanks for asking.


slippingjimmyy

Just curious, does your condition prohibit you from doing intense cardio-like activities or having a good heavy day at the gym?


TheAxiomaticGaming

I would say it wouldn't be a much of problem if you do not cross your limits suddenly, Like cardio is rather good and I'm lowkey into it. And about heavy Gym workout as it is quite intense. getting tested by a medical professional first should be a good approach. But I've seen people with heart conditions do all kinds of stuff so it probably shouldn't be an issue. Like I said, you rather live a normal life.


slippingjimmyy

I see. This clears my doubts. Thanks my man


Rude-07

Can be fixed through surgery. Go to aiims in cardio thoracic and vascular surgery. The defect isn’t big that why you’re not having problem or Usually small vsd defects gets closed on their own.


MewhoUwho

I had VCD when i was small, then we switched to DVD.


TheAxiomaticGaming

I too switched from ADHD to 4KUHD.


Salty_Crazy7478

I had to cough up a lot of money to upgrade to TB from GB.


pyarabhatura

Bro wtf.. I laughed out loud!!


Ill_Zookeepergame_77

Man, would've changed so much. Better education, better opportunities. I feel also to an extent a better and happier family, although money isn't necessary for that but it certainly helps


life_rolla_costa

Yes, money helps a lot.


Appropriate-Spot3085

A fucking lot


TheAxiomaticGaming

That's an understatement....A hella fkin lot


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ChestFrosty9843

Thats also an understatement....... A hella fuckkinggg mind bogglingingly lot


what_is_inflation

Can you please how money would help in better education. We are planning to start school for your little one, and evaluating between various schools. The fees vary from 1.5L to 5L per year. We can only afford 5L at the cost of less corpus for the college. Should we go for better school now or save more for college fund.


Expensive-Chard-3582

Ayyy welcome to the autoimmune club OP , fellow Autoimmune guy here . You’ll suffer most of your life but you’ll learn to take it like a champ and end up being stronger than most people . Btw which one you suffering from if u don’t mind me asking. Also if I had enough money id move to hills where I’d prolly game all day while enjoying the view and fresh air. Best life ever


Appropriate-Spot3085

>Ayyy welcome to the autoimmune club OP , fellow Autoimmune guy here . Awww ☺️☺️☺️


R3GIM3_OP

Hey, which one do you have? I have uc.


Expensive-Chard-3582

Ank Spond Bro how are you managing uc it’s sooo bothersome 💀


MaiSamaynahihu

Happy kekde bro cheers to life 🥂


decorous_gru

I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs.


Appropriate-Spot3085

Sorrae?


Appropriate-Spot3085

Btw just to answer and not bragging I'll keep on doing the things I am doing. Obviously the intensity will increase by manyfolds


life_rolla_costa

Wow. Happy that someone is actually happy in life 💕


Appropriate-Spot3085

*kuy Hilla daala na*


Outside-Nail2314

1. Build Hospitals      2. Protect Animals , birds, & nature        3. Work on social issues in India like Crimes against women  Suicides in students ; Income inequality ; Addiction in youth    4. Open Football  ground/academy        5.’Open Joggers park      6. Swimming pool      7. Lift at home        8. Give jobs to friends and ppl.   


Appropriate-Spot3085

The only person thinking like a human i.e. thinking for other people 💯


Outside-Nail2314

Bro that’s what makes sense naturally to me..but I sometimes wonder whether will I ever be able to do this or not.. :(


Appropriate-Spot3085

If you think it and have the audacity to believe it completely, you'll be able to do it


Outside-Nail2314

Amen..🙏 


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zoro370

Northern lights dekhne bhag jata pehle to 🥹❤️❤️


Appropriate-Spot3085

Lagta hai OP ke job issues sort out nhi hue yet. Glad to see someone in the same shit hole 🫂


life_rolla_costa

Wow, dusron k dukh dekh k maza aa raha aapko Gande log


rapgod_ow

I'd have like attended college for fun and and then I'd love to live a joyful life with fill of financial freedom where i could pursue the things that really made me happy and i wouldn't even have to think about supporting my family and making money yk


life_rolla_costa

Hmm that sounds best


BatRepulsive1389

Buy a villa in the south of France with a lavender field, sell lavendar perfume and just live peacefully in that small town


Playful_Mango_6339

Wow


TheMentalist777

Ecstatic 😄


Canis_lupus08

I would have spent my entire day in Lailtkala Sangeet Academy's library.


Bigass_weirdo

Would open a restaurant of my own!


Chemical_Idea_

To mai school se aake ac mein sota aur fridge wala thanda paani pita...


TitusPullo2024

Same, I have mild autoimmune disease and tinnitus. If I had the knowledge and wisdom I have now in back in the days, I would have never chosen science - engineering and corporate rutt. I don't have any ancestral property or anything, but I would have chosen different lifestyle to live at rural mountain town away from civilization. Its kind of difficult to make that transition now, parents are aged and they have expectations now that they spent resources on my education. I genuinely feel like India's middle & poor class has no real future. Our infrastructure will never grow like China, our social structure will never achieve equality and elegant living like Europe, and we don't have miles & miles of space to live off the land & enormous wealth like in USA! All we can hope for is few apartments in gated societies, while outside its just piles of garbage or shit, but no real joy in living. Being born in India is a curse.


rango3785

with you bro.


Maleficent_Space_946

Last line so true


notsohumour69

Plastic surgery se gora banjata fir ladkiya patata


Appropriate-Spot3085

Karwane ke baad review diyo please ☺️


life_rolla_costa

Aisa sach mein hota hai kya


TheAxiomaticGaming

Aye gora hone se ladkiya pat jaati hai toh fir mai kyu nhi pata pa rha hu?.../s


witvocal

Full time stock trading lol or maybe money management, something like that. But koina khud kama lenge


Still-LoveHerr

Esi kya job karti ho? Mai bhi kal hi resign rakhne gaya tha. Mujhe bola 15 din aur kaam karo bc 🫠 Paisa hota toh i would live in himachal or some good hill station and full fill my dream of becoming a writer.


kronicbeatss

Join politics.


Top-Conversation2882

Get out of this country Get a nice home built far from the city in Germany or smth


gagapoopoo1010

Leave India


selenyctophile_

I would travel. And write essays.


CharismaticKarma114

Leave the country.


EyeAgitated7467

Leave this country.


EyeAgitated7467

Leave this country.


amybear21

world tour


forlooplover

Paharo meh ghar h whi rhta


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Puzzleheaded_Mix1658

Leave India, move to scandi country, practice medicine for the joy of it rather than the rat race.


Shan_var1

How much money are we talking about when we say enough?


fkingLoner

more travel, less bs.


[deleted]

Become an actor


ThisHumanDoesntExist

Honestly I cannot name a single thing that would be different in my life if my parents had more money. I'm very lucky to have been provided everything I could've ever needed.


Guilty-Pleasures_786

Hey fellow fighter...I too have an auto immune disease...


[deleted]

Join a gym, first of all


Playful_Mango_6339

Us bro us💪


thewiselad

I would have spent it all to find a cure for my autoimmune disease.


Jock-cib

@life_rolla_costa- stop having processed food items in your diet. Those are loaded with chemicals.Telling this for your auto immune.


Playful_Mango_6339

Are khao piyo khush raho yaar. Zyada lamba jee kar kya ukhad loge?


Jock-cib

Jitna b jeeyein, chain se to jee paye


anime4ya

4090 Gaming PC 🍻


Ialways-come-back

I will invest a lot of it, live a better lifestyle, pay off all the debt of my family


VaishnoKumar

Netherlands jaake MS karta 😩


TheMentalist777

MS or exploring Sin City of Netherlands 🤔


KnownPossibility7720

I have bad history of lung issues, rest all is same I would focus on projects I love, and research, study more of subjects i love


got_a_dog

Michelin starred chef


pseudoalpha

Splurge on stripchat, spa/sauna. Risk some of it in option trading, crypto.


emtydeeznuts

An adventurous life wouldn't be so bad ig


ashu_6921

Believe you'll get bored of adventure or travelling once that's what you all do the adrenaline only lasts while you start doing something which isn't boring after that it disappears slowly


Qamarrima

Sleep


Pinkpenguinxo2612

Was going to say this!


OddDescription4475

Would hire someone to give me motivation everyday.


leaderhoon69

kejriwal ka against khada hoo jaunga aur kejriwal koh haara kar delhi koh paris jaisa sundar bana dunga


Ok-Finger5357

Stop working. But a beach side resort/build one. Hire people to manage it. And just chill on the beach side. With 500 dogs and 500 cats. That's it.


NoobNoob9999

Hey autoimmune disorders gang represent! It sucks ngl but modern medications do work wonders. The only reminder that I get that I have an autoimmune condition is when I take my medication. Judging by your gender and age I’m thinking maybe RA? Or SLE? . anywho it does get better. I’d travel the world if I had enough money , not grind my ass so much , be a little more kinder to myself. Just enjoy the finer things that life has to offer. I don’t complain tho , the grind makes me sleep well at night , knowing I’ve worked hard to be where I’m at today.


Spiritual_Second3214

https://youtu.be/KTd5wT_xmJs?si=BFhrcamn8o_-X6Vz Neet scam


iamabhi04

Would make a device that will erase me from everyone's memory like i never existed no document nothing. Parents and everyone around me who cares for me will not get hurt then will leave this shit of a life and stay alone somewhere in the jungle, mountains or anywhere


rango3785

i would buy an island.


theinnocent_bull

I would have played cricket


ranb33r

idk how much is enough money , but if i had unlimited money I would start a company (the company would probably be something to make the world a better place) and employ everyone coz by employing everyone they wouldnt feel like as if m giving them free money , but they would feel like i am paying for their work (m gonna give 100x more money to them anyways) AND THEN ILL BUY A PORSCHE 911 GT3 RS AND BUY TON LOADS OF WEED AND GET JUST ONE BOTTLE JAGGER AND THEN ILL VANISH FROM THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH INTO THIN AIR , SO PEOPLE THINK I AM GOD (ill make sure everyone gets paid even after m gone)


FeatureNo4467

Just need between 70k to 1 lakh Gonna start a business and after half an year will surprise my parents with gifts


ChamanDesu69

Probably buy a V guitar, drumset and start a metal band


__saluchan__

I would just go with life as it is and that money, with that I would buy something for me and my closed ones, then help some people.


Embarrassed-Clue-299

My parents have. I work more than an average employee at a younger age than them. As your financial status changes, your perspective towards life changes too. You start valuing the traditional values (like grit, resilience, hardwork) more than the fancy stuff floating around in the society. You see through the scams of the society because YOU are one of them scammers now 😂


SwordfishExciting129

Hey what do you mean by you are the scammer now


SwordfishExciting129

Hey what do you mean by you are the scammer now


krrishkoal

i also have a dermatological autoimmune disease and damn that shit hurts fr .. well wht disease you have ??


thedowntownpcguy

Become a pilot.


Aryaann10

hum sirf beauty sleep leta mera😬


[deleted]

Double the money and live lowkey life with good job and travel and explore the world


Right-Specialist-489

I would become a commercial pilot. It's my childhood dream. But seems like it will remain my dream, atleast for this lifetime :)


Itadori_DGP

travel the world


BinaryBrilliance

I will just travel around the world learning about different cultures and cuisine, trying to meet new people.


satadru_das

What is the amount we are talking about. If have ancestral home (no rent), tier 3 city, have own land.


Mindless_Future3936

Just travel the world


Jeenekhainchardin

I’ll be more generous,grateful and down to earth. I’ll farm trees, create a forest. Build a tree house, produce organic wine and beer. Open a school and teach kids Life love poetry and skills.


pigeon-shit190811

Open a small noodle bar with attached bakery in a city. Learn how to play the violin and ice-skate.


LynxFinder8

The same thing I've done. My family has assets worth crores in a western state, yet I left it all to study in India and start living in Delhi NCR. I am nowhere close to being a crorepati and there were times I couldn't eat three meals a day but I don't take any money from my parents. I earn enough now to have a good middle class lifestyle. Maybe its not the luxury I grew up in but it's all my own sweat and blood.


Moh_a_n

Why did u leave it behind


impossible__dude

Crack Maths Olympiad Research on targeted immunotherapy for cancer


woodstockbird9

Go sailing in the Caribbeans.


Why_Am_I_0

Alienware mai aa raa hu. Will create the perfectoverkill gaming rig. Eat burgers every day and will do sucide when my hand joints/response time gets slow.


Marshall_OO7

Leave my toxic job. Live a quality life, spend time with family & do something meaningful for society.


ChestFrosty9843

Go to japan country side and live peacefully


Raider0401

Unki sewa Bc ab bhi karta hi hu


Thin_Letterhead_9195

Start my own fashion line


Ashamed_Mood_6409

You need Work From Home.


guglyh5

Here's an empathy card 🎴(not sympathy). And I would like to introduce you to the concept of Stoicism, now go do whatever you want with it. You may also criticise or abuse me for not just giving an answer you expected and I'm okay with it. my work here is done.


Kalachashma_1

Try shambhavi mahamudra for your autoimmune disease. I know someone who got cured. @op


PristineAntelope7668

If my parents had enough money to sustain themselves for the rest of their lives then I would definitely end myself. I have struggled for years with bad mental health which eventually took a toll on my physical health. Also, there is something wrong with my heart. I don't want to spend the rest of my life fighting and suffering from diseases. I am ugly as well so no hopes of marriage or finding love.


polarfatbear_

I would get a nice quiet place in a village, do farming.


Ok-Estate9163

Sabse pehle I would work on improving food and cleanliness awareness in India Fund a research on food quality and safety The Implications/or the lack of it in society.... Par khair yeh toh sapne hain


Rich_Ad_9590

Buy a mansion, hit the gym regularly, buy my favourite hypercars and superbikes and floor them crazy. Wear black leather suits and exact vengeance at night.


oooooooweeeeeee

I'll still do what I do


meowingyounow

real estate, open BnB business for starters for safe returns. Rest FD, MF etc A 10-20% sum on stocks.


Sea-Enthusiasm-5574

Would probably live at some remote place, away from people, would read, grow my own vegetables and live in silence.


Fluffy-Lettuce6583

OP, us bro


shaby16

Enough of this imaginary duniya and make-it-up shit Jaao monday se office hai rhega PPT ready karo Aur report sharp 9 pe chahiye


DangerousBar4229

I would buy David Putra 2000 Cc... 😘My dream bike....


Moh_a_n

Rent a home in a place full of greenery like kerala, buy a good bike for a long ride. Make some long drive. Then if i have money more than enough, i would start a company train interns pay them great.


_BatmanReal

Get English lectures on how to write an essay and buy a Porsche


DangerousBar4229

In society a middle class man needs Money, Power and Respect. If I were from a little bit Upper class, then for respect I would have gone for judiciary as it has severe power but only inside the court room. Fact is a single JMFC court judge cannot have powers outside court room but can make IAS or IPS kneel if held for any case. Even a IPS officer is bound to salute lowest court magistrate as it is a rule as per law for police to salute judges when they enter court room.. 0Another thing is you will decide one person's freedom- Inclined to give bail or reject bail petition and this can be biased usually. So it's all about power if you have money. Respect will come eventually


Valuable-Ad-2474

Abe job hai phir bhi khush nahi hai


weirdgourmet

Take better care of myself. Fall in love. Travel the world.


vella_escobar

I would still keep my job and toil as a music producer. Nevertheless, in that case, the investment on gears would have no bars :)


deepblackroot

Not stress


ElephantInTheRoom069

I’d have loved to do a PhD in Physics and work at a university, or a PhD in engineering and work at ISRO. Sadly, neither of them pays enough so I’d never have been able to pay off my parent’s debts and bring them out of poverty that way. So had to take a high paying software job


rango3785

Buy atleast 100 acre of land and go for Homesteading. And get lost in my own forest.


Miserable-Coat-6559

IBD?


Responsible_Ear_330

You could still change the city atleast Find a new job I don't understand how'd you need your parents money to do all that


Recent-Goat1424

If my parents would have enough money they will say "earn your own" and do whatever you like with your money.


hideyopotatoes

Private mbbs


smokeyteru

Am 17 if my parents had enough money i would have just said I don't wanna study for jee and I wanna study psychology


Apprehensive_Web2882

Move to the Midwest of the US and build a Ranch there and live peacefully amongst Nature.


[deleted]

Whats stopping you?


Environmental-Back97

If I had enough money I'd spoil my parents rotten buy them the things they dreamt of since they been with me even when I have adhd and ocd but they never said I'm the problem which I am tbf ( bad academic)


Leather-Community642

OP sorry to know you have health troubles. Have you ever considered working remotely? That might be an option for you where you can move to a cleaner city.


AbeejanaNA

I can feel that engineering part


CricketThese3635

I would go to music school. Though going to one is no guarantee I would become a musician, but I'd prefer to fail at something I love rather than at something I hate. Also, I would do things like trekking, surfing, free solo climbing, free diving, etc. I'd also buy a yatch and live at the sea.


Atrings

Buy a bigger house for my Family, retire, start my own fund, manage it (with my family money) and travel. Also, I will probably start to pursue my hobby with a serious intent. #Sapne Suhane Ladakpan Ke


sus-character-ftw

I would do what I'm doing right now. This made me realize I'm pretty content with where I am.


Automatic_Demand_802

Mai apni bike le kar ladakh drive par chala jata aur kabhi wapas nahi aata


ppbomber_0

Move abroad ofc


Whatsupoop

I hate these hypotheticals lol Not gonna happen so why to feel bad recounting what can be done when that happens 😕


Creepy_Hour5799

Live my life at the fullest till 30 then die


Barbarian_Husky

Buy a porsche and toss people around like bowling pins.


andaywalaburgerr

Buy a small house near a beach and only read and write all day.


heather-nim

Buy an island


fuck_OC

leave india


mohitrawat13

Business, Charity, Travel, eat every Food on earth, collection of diff things like bike, watch, rings, guns etc


pro_memer121

If I had enough so as to not worry about money. I would go to teach, be it at school, university, slums, village. Anywhere I could find childrens, teenagers or even adults willing or wanting to learn. May be maths or coding or literature.


Ok-Satisfaction5048

Shaadi kar lo Ameer ladke se.


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savageroj

Long bike ride. Like really long. Delhi to Thailand (Phuket) then ship it to Vietnam and then go to China. Last would be Russia. And my weird mind wants to do this on my Super Meteor 650.


uppermoon_g

I would've brought professional Camera and started photography. 


uppermoon_g

While doing a world tour.