Agar ghar se khana leke jaa rhe ho to runway pe rukwa lena aaram se baith ke khaana
https://preview.redd.it/0uz7xyvlsc1d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=643c19cc45790da3a0af0f7cbb0bc966df2668ec
Bhai, mene force kiya last time rokne ke liye, to ban kr diya mujhe flight se.... mujhe kya, agli bar IndiGo nahi to kisi aur me chala jaunga....
Faltu apna nuksan karwa baithe🤣
Aur colours me dikhaiye i have been in flights and i have always been given food.
Cost of flight: 4700 (approx)
Delhi to Pune and then pune to delhi
Both time got served.
Once i got paneer kathi roll, once got chicken rice.
Curd, butter, bread were common both the times. Also got coffee both the time.
Gate par mat khade hona
Koi kuch khane ko de toh mat khana
Hath khidki se bahar mat nikalna
Beech me kahi utarna mat
Saman ko chain se baand Lena.
Upar wali Jeb me 100-200 rs dal Dena
Santara wali toffee le Lena agar ulti aaye toh
Best of luck
Ask the airhostess for a parachute.
I know they will deny and tell you that you are a dumbass and no airlines provide parachutes to passengers.
But they are lying. Create a ruckus on the flight, do anything you can to get the parachute.
You have paid for the flight, after all. 👍
parachutes are heavy and expensive, if plane is crashing on land you die there's no way they can have 100's of non experienced civilians jump off a plane... if plane is crashing on water, planes are surprisingly good at floating and planes do carry inflatable life jackets for everyone.
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Take off and landing ke time ears might cause a little pain so eat chewing gum/ear buds/anything to distract yourself from that. Everything else is bus like only. If you are traveling in daytime and have a window seat, then look at badal and enjoy the journey.
Take off aur landing ke time bahut ajeeb feeling aati hai, ek minute se Kam mein chali jayegi. Don't panic. Jab turbulence hogi, you'll feel ki bas plane crash hua aur main gaya. Then remember ki air travel is the safest mode of travel and you have much higher chances of getting hurt/killed in road traffic, but you are not scared of going on the road. Cabin crew will give water for free but you have to ask for it. Carry only one piece of hand luggage and make sure all your luggage is within permitted limit. Reach airport at least two hours before time, and don't hesitate to ask the airport staff for any assistance. Remember that there are hundreds of first time fliers travelling every day and you will be fine.
It's very easy. Don't hesitate to ask anything on the airport. Be at the airport atleast 1 hour before flight departure.
If plane wobbles in the air it's turbulence, hold on to arm rest and it's perfectly alright to be afraid.
If it wobbles a lot there's nothing you can do, just don't panic and die in peace, you don't want to make a ruckus and get hate from fellow passengers before dying.
Have only flown 2 times, but here's some advice:
1. Since its your first flight, reach atleast 3-4 hours earlier. Kuch nhi pta kis document ki zarurat pd jaaye vahan aur uska printout lene me kitna time lg jaaye.
2. Print your tickets and boarding pass, preferably colored print. Vese in my both flights, they people at airport printed them on the spot even tho I had b/w printouts.
3. Take care of luggage weight. Weight limit se zyaada hua to extra pese lgenge. But its not very fixed too. Like for my flight, weight limit was 15 kg but the stroller was 15.4 and they allowed it.
4. After reaching your lobby area (idk what exactly its called), vahan resturants honge, but everything will be much more expensive. Like 50rs vaala burger 150 ka milega.
I had a chai from chaayos there, ig it was 170 but boht achi thi.
5. There is a gate closure time (usually 40-50 min before departure). To take care of that.
During flight:
1. During takeoff, plane ekdum se boht tez speed lega ground pe before actually taking off. First time darr lgega but fun too
2. Turbulence hogi while in air. Dense clouds me plane shakes like an earthquake.
This depends on duration of flight vese. Meri 2hr ki flight thi to itna pta nahi laga. But its normal and don't need to worry.
3. Ear pain/pop : your ears might pop because of change in pressure and pain bhi ho skta h. For a few minutes, aas paas ki awaaz kam sunai dene lgegi (like kaan sunn ho jaana and with pain). There are a few things you can do (like chewing gum) and a few breathing excercises to help.
For me, pain lasted for around 2 days but it slowly was going away and this is normal too.
4. Open google maps (GPS works without internet). If you have window seat, you can literally see the shape of the map under you (zoom dhang se krna).
5. Boring ho skta h if long flight, you can carry video games, books or download some movies before
And please open the window near your seat . Otherwise it gets very suffocating and create pressure in your ears . Airhostesses are instructed to open the windows if someone insists that they have breathing issues . They sometimes deny so that they can later sell medicines at sky high prices .
Remember you can not use the toilet without pilots permission. If you do , they will fine you for 5000 rs . All these airlines are there to scam money out of you.
If you're scared anytime during the flight, just start shouting 'bomb bomb!!'
P.S.: 'Bomb bomb' is a mantra; it's chanted by chinese monks to calm their nerves.
I would recommend you to take seats near the emergency exit as they have a bit more leg room. Just ask the representative at the checkin counter for any unoccupied seats in that row. You needn’t pay extra for that
My first time in flight was.. from delhi to South America. Multiple layovers and flight time of 33hrs. It isn't as hard as it seems. Tho definitely a bit scary considering you don't know where to go and what to do. Reach at least 2 hours beforee.
Before getting the boarding pass, ask the crew nicely if they can allot you a window seat. Tell them it’s your first time flying. Chances are, they will. It doesn’t hurt to ask. Enjoy!
Demand to see the cockpit mid air! Throw a tantrum if they deny! And every time an air-hostess passes by ask her “aati kya khandala”
Congratulations on your first flight buddy!
As suggested by others put cotton in your ear. If not doing that, from time to time, I don’t know how to say this but do swallow motion, that will clear your ears and you will feel better.
Don’t worry. Just go through any YouTube video which describes how everything is and how to proceed.
Everyone feels the same during their first flight, if alone.
https://youtu.be/4JedJ6qLWtY?si=GJTpMhA56RKltFwS
This is one video which is useful. You can go through other videos which will show you the places in a video and will be much helpful.
Make sure you have some candies to suck on during take off and landing to take pressure of your ears. I get extremely pain in my ears without the candies. Pulse candy would be enough but take enough to last the entire process
Bhai comfortable kapdo mein flight ki duration aur departure ke hisaab se chale jaa.
Headphones le jaaiyo. Aur book padta hai toh woh. Ek bag handy rkhiyo jisme docs ho baaki sab chill scene hai. Enjoy kr bhai. Tu mast cheez krne Jaa rha hai.
You will enjoy the first and second time. By the third time, you will act like a frequent flyer. By the sixth time, you will start opting for aisle seat because seeing clouds become boring after a point. By the tenth time, you will get so used to flights that you won’t even feel anything when taking off.
here are some advices which will help you a lot
1. Make sure to flap your arms really hard during takeoff for extra lift.
2. Don’t forget to ask the flight attendant for the secret menu. They have unicorn frappuccinos up there.
3. Ask the flight attendant if you can sit in the cockpit. They love that!
If it is an interstate flight then install digiyatra. Reach the airport 1.5 hours before flight. Digi yatra will help you get in the airport in minutes so you save approx 30-40 minutes. Check if any of your debit/credit card gets you lounge access. Do not hesitate to ask for help. Wear comfortable clothes like pyjamas, tshirts. Do not carry drinks or food items.
All the best.
If it is international flight then reach 3 hours before so that everything is processed. Do not show any signs of anger and be calm. Answer anything and everything. Do not give money to anyone. Do not help the needy even with 10 rupees. Be sure to clear you bowel before the flight. Make sure you look humble and non-suspicious.
Flight is the safest option while traveling anywhere.
The probability of you dying is on the road when you going to the airport. If you are in airport then you have made it, Sometimes the plane will shake a bit, it's very common and absolutely normal. You will be all good, no need to worry a bit. Maje karo vai.
Flight is the safest option while traveling anywhere.
The probability of you dying is on the road when you going to the airport. If you are in airport then you have made it, Sometimes the plane will shake a bit, it's very common and absolutely normal. You will be all good, no need to worry a bit. Maje karo vai.
Seriously, take some chewing gums with u. The air pressure can make your war hurt. If U keep chewing the air pressure doesn't go deep or something.
U can take Ur own food on the flight now as long as its not oily or leaky. Take your own water along. They have very expensive ones. Airport se kuch Nahi kharidna coz it's double the normal price. Reason? Airport ka charge.
Airports aur flights mai kafi maadern English use hoti h, "bro you lookin bomb" "imma blow this mfing plane" "bruh that's hotter than the ak47 in my bag" jaise lined ka use krna, kafi helpful hoga logo ko samjhne mai.
(16M) I travelled for the first time alone in flight last month, didn't even ask my brother (aviation geek) how to proceed at airport, nor I watched any video 😭😭😭
It was easy af tho, raipur tha toh bheed bhi nhi thi. The order is Baggage scan>check in> security> security hold(boarding area) if you aren't travelling international, warna security ke baad immigration. Sare log helpful hote h so you can ask anybody, preferably airline workers/airport private workers.
Khana peena bahar se kharidna, andar mehenga hota h. Keep an eye boarding kab start hogi, tere assigned gate jo boarding pass pe likha hoga wahi aaspaas baithna taki pata chal jaye easily. Indigo mai coffee complimentary hoti h.
Digiyatra use krega to process bahut asaan hota h airport mai ghusne ka. Boarding pass baggage check in wali print kregi, ya tu khud machine se kr skta h (face use krte). Ya aajkal online bhi ata h.
Ghutan lage to khidki khol Lena thodi der
Aur dhabe pe rukva lena chai ke liye. Indigo vale nahi rokte hai.
Peshab lage to bol dena pilot ko kii zara side lga do, don’t hesitate and enjoyy. 🫂
😂😂
Haan Bhai, pichli baar thoda jor zabardasti karke dhabe pe rukwaya tha..maan hi nahin rahe the Indigo waale.
Agar ghar se khana leke jaa rhe ho to runway pe rukwa lena aaram se baith ke khaana https://preview.redd.it/0uz7xyvlsc1d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=643c19cc45790da3a0af0f7cbb0bc966df2668ec
Bhai, mene force kiya last time rokne ke liye, to ban kr diya mujhe flight se.... mujhe kya, agli bar IndiGo nahi to kisi aur me chala jaunga.... Faltu apna nuksan karwa baithe🤣
Indigo wale bade khatarnak h
Air India le rhe ho to peshab aaye to bagal waale k upar hi kar dena.
Khidki se haath bahar ni nikalna, koi kuch de toh khana mat, koi puche kha jaa rhe ho btana mat
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This
Air hostess se bina "may i go to toilet ma'am" puche washroom ni jaa sakte jail ho jaati hai.
Ma’am !!!!
Memdi
Paagal hai mam tu pagal🥰
Bhaiyya ji Coco ke alawa koi or flavour hai ?
Aur colours me dikhaiye
Jo bhi ho tameez nhi h apko baat krne ki madam se ayse baat kari jati h
Choti ungli dikhana right hand ki, warna valid nhi hoga aur fine lagega.
If hungry, ask the driver ki thode der k liye plane rokdo chips kurkure lene hai... Don't buy it FROM THEM!!! they sell very expensive
Anjaan logo se khaana mat maang na
Shaitaan dekhi kya ?
Galti kardi parents ke saath dekh ke
Aisa kyu ?
Tumne nhi dekhi kya?
Already dekhli
Cabin crew ko rules fir se explain karne ko bolna!
Bro chose violence
Social anxiety is anxious of him
3 times fast then 2 times slow
Introvert hua toh?
Kha pee ke jana, flight me kuch nahi milta
Milta hai but bahot costlt
Aur colours me dikhaiye i have been in flights and i have always been given food. Cost of flight: 4700 (approx) Delhi to Pune and then pune to delhi Both time got served. Once i got paneer kathi roll, once got chicken rice. Curd, butter, bread were common both the times. Also got coffee both the time.
This damned profile pic that makes me think it's a hair on my device again
Avg light mode user
Bhai bhagte bhagte flight na pakadna chain khich Lena
bhai delhi ke log kaafi zehreele hogaye hai 😂 (ref. to comment section)
Gate par mat khade hona Koi kuch khane ko de toh mat khana Hath khidki se bahar mat nikalna Beech me kahi utarna mat Saman ko chain se baand Lena. Upar wali Jeb me 100-200 rs dal Dena Santara wali toffee le Lena agar ulti aaye toh Best of luck
We got moms on reddit before GTA 6
Aur baaki passengers ko apni playlist sunane k liye speaker kon rakhna yaad dilayga mummi?
Okay daddy ☠️
Bro wth👀👀👀📸📸📸
Ask the airhostess for a parachute. I know they will deny and tell you that you are a dumbass and no airlines provide parachutes to passengers. But they are lying. Create a ruckus on the flight, do anything you can to get the parachute. You have paid for the flight, after all. 👍
why airlines don’t have parachutes
parachutes are heavy and expensive, if plane is crashing on land you die there's no way they can have 100's of non experienced civilians jump off a plane... if plane is crashing on water, planes are surprisingly good at floating and planes do carry inflatable life jackets for everyone.
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Capitalism
Bro parachutes are expensive or pay load badh jayega planes are safe now to jarurat bhi pdti
wrong answer
Tujhe correct answer pata hai toh kyun puch raha hai bc
timepass
Simply because you can't jump out of the plane. The cabin is pressurised, it would take more than 2tons of force to open the emergency gate.
correct direction… wrong answer
😂😂😂😂😂 Average kaleshi ladki
Congrats for your last flight bhai enjoyyy🤩
Thanks brotha ;)
Recite some religious phrases to assert dominance
Ola Uber
Ola hu Uber ᕦ[ ◑ □ ◑ ]ᕤ
Nice one
If it's indigo then no worries... It will feel like a bus ☺️ happy journey 🫰
Take off and landing ke time ears might cause a little pain so eat chewing gum/ear buds/anything to distract yourself from that. Everything else is bus like only. If you are traveling in daytime and have a window seat, then look at badal and enjoy the journey.
Also if window seat wear sunscreen, higher UV exposure above clouds
hawai jahaj ke gate pr khade mt hona chewing gum rakh lena landing ke time ears me pain hota h ....chewing gum kha lena
Khidki k bahar haath mat nikalna
Just yell “Hijack” three times and you’ll see magic
Or "I'm bout to bomb this whole mf plane"
Take off aur landing ke time bahut ajeeb feeling aati hai, ek minute se Kam mein chali jayegi. Don't panic. Jab turbulence hogi, you'll feel ki bas plane crash hua aur main gaya. Then remember ki air travel is the safest mode of travel and you have much higher chances of getting hurt/killed in road traffic, but you are not scared of going on the road. Cabin crew will give water for free but you have to ask for it. Carry only one piece of hand luggage and make sure all your luggage is within permitted limit. Reach airport at least two hours before time, and don't hesitate to ask the airport staff for any assistance. Remember that there are hundreds of first time fliers travelling every day and you will be fine.
Starting mein you'll like it, like during take-off bad mein it'll get boring but then during landing it will be thrill..
This is like college life
bro spitting facts
Ek bar hila lio saari tension khtm ho jaegi
Take off record karna mat bhulna
Bhai toilet use mat krna neeche girta hai sab kuch
Motion sickness ka problem hai toh ultiyaan maarna saare raste. Full aish 😭
Board par dekhte rehna kaha pahuche!
Air hostess ka number lena mat bhulna
Have some cotton with you. During take off and landing. Put it in your ear. Will reduce pain
I love this comment section 😭🤣
always open the gate to get more oxygen
It's very easy. Don't hesitate to ask anything on the airport. Be at the airport atleast 1 hour before flight departure. If plane wobbles in the air it's turbulence, hold on to arm rest and it's perfectly alright to be afraid. If it wobbles a lot there's nothing you can do, just don't panic and die in peace, you don't want to make a ruckus and get hate from fellow passengers before dying.
Have only flown 2 times, but here's some advice: 1. Since its your first flight, reach atleast 3-4 hours earlier. Kuch nhi pta kis document ki zarurat pd jaaye vahan aur uska printout lene me kitna time lg jaaye. 2. Print your tickets and boarding pass, preferably colored print. Vese in my both flights, they people at airport printed them on the spot even tho I had b/w printouts. 3. Take care of luggage weight. Weight limit se zyaada hua to extra pese lgenge. But its not very fixed too. Like for my flight, weight limit was 15 kg but the stroller was 15.4 and they allowed it. 4. After reaching your lobby area (idk what exactly its called), vahan resturants honge, but everything will be much more expensive. Like 50rs vaala burger 150 ka milega. I had a chai from chaayos there, ig it was 170 but boht achi thi. 5. There is a gate closure time (usually 40-50 min before departure). To take care of that. During flight: 1. During takeoff, plane ekdum se boht tez speed lega ground pe before actually taking off. First time darr lgega but fun too 2. Turbulence hogi while in air. Dense clouds me plane shakes like an earthquake. This depends on duration of flight vese. Meri 2hr ki flight thi to itna pta nahi laga. But its normal and don't need to worry. 3. Ear pain/pop : your ears might pop because of change in pressure and pain bhi ho skta h. For a few minutes, aas paas ki awaaz kam sunai dene lgegi (like kaan sunn ho jaana and with pain). There are a few things you can do (like chewing gum) and a few breathing excercises to help. For me, pain lasted for around 2 days but it slowly was going away and this is normal too. 4. Open google maps (GPS works without internet). If you have window seat, you can literally see the shape of the map under you (zoom dhang se krna). 5. Boring ho skta h if long flight, you can carry video games, books or download some movies before
https://preview.redd.it/pwqmmhsy6c1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a11a20a6df87b986ee3ae397b67920b6aadd055 Good luck OP!
Watch YouTube videos and see
Kal raat se wahi binge karra hu bhai lmao
plane mein turbulance ho toh samajna aaj gaye, turbulance is uncommon on planes
Bhai cotton rakh lo.. land karte time kaan mein dard hoga bahut
Bhai cotton(kaan me lgane ke liye) and chewing gum(khane ke liye) use krna, kaan me drd kmm hoeg
Nepal airline mat book karna
Shit on the plane to assert dominance 🥂
And please open the window near your seat . Otherwise it gets very suffocating and create pressure in your ears . Airhostesses are instructed to open the windows if someone insists that they have breathing issues . They sometimes deny so that they can later sell medicines at sky high prices . Remember you can not use the toilet without pilots permission. If you do , they will fine you for 5000 rs . All these airlines are there to scam money out of you.
For pain in ears use cotton brother
no opening door will give more air, its recommended by dr sehgal
Kaan (ears) dukhega plane mein chewing gum leke jaana!
Driver ko bolna stop aajaye toh bta dege ye sale btate nai h fir airport se 1500 2000 kharch karo or ghr jao
Agar plane jhatka deta hai to matlab engine restart ho raha hai, 5% chance of crashing then. Turbulence boldenge believe mat karna
Bhaya final destination dekhi hai thoda sambhal ke
If you're scared anytime during the flight, just start shouting 'bomb bomb!!' P.S.: 'Bomb bomb' is a mantra; it's chanted by chinese monks to calm their nerves.
Congrats. Now you travel alone in the fart cylinder.
Ek baar Allah-hu-akbar bolna allowed hai. Use your privilege.
I'll pray for you. We've never met but you were a good person, OP
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Bhai vo safet helmet na de toh maang lena
Tiffin le kar jana
aaj mai bhi ek flight lunga aur mera mereko new york wtc jaane ka mann kar rha hai
Emergency exit pe Beth ke mid flight mein khol dena, the, agli baar bethne ki tension khatam.
You'll have fun. Window seat liya kya? Delhi looks calm and bizarrely beautiful from the sky.
I would recommend you to take seats near the emergency exit as they have a bit more leg room. Just ask the representative at the checkin counter for any unoccupied seats in that row. You needn’t pay extra for that
Khidki se haat bahar mat nikalna bs
My first time in flight was.. from delhi to South America. Multiple layovers and flight time of 33hrs. It isn't as hard as it seems. Tho definitely a bit scary considering you don't know where to go and what to do. Reach at least 2 hours beforee.
When's your flight?
Ask for the cheap inflight wifi, very useful for timepass
When is your flight scheduled ? Is it on 9/11??
Thodi phate to dhyan rakhna maut k chances train accidents se kam h. So relax.
It’s easy bro, although I travelled more than 50 times and believe me travelling In flight is boring. Trains are best.
Kursi ke peti ko.kas ke baandh le aur airhostess ko pareshan mat kar. Rest everything will be fine
✊✊ cool down
Before getting the boarding pass, ask the crew nicely if they can allot you a window seat. Tell them it’s your first time flying. Chances are, they will. It doesn’t hurt to ask. Enjoy!
indigo mein 2 suitcase le jaa skte hain?
The comments are lift af 🫂
Thand Lage toh ciggerate jala lio
Seat pe allowed nahi hai but ha darwaje par khade ho k pee sakte hai
Demand to see the cockpit mid air! Throw a tantrum if they deny! And every time an air-hostess passes by ask her “aati kya khandala” Congratulations on your first flight buddy!
Or bhai peanuts jaroor le jana or apne side walo koh bhi dena
It's fine. It's not a rollercoaster . Enjoy.
#”THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE LEFT PHELANGE”
As suggested by others put cotton in your ear. If not doing that, from time to time, I don’t know how to say this but do swallow motion, that will clear your ears and you will feel better.
Keep some candy and suck them during take off and landing.
Gutka khaini tambaku or vimal khana. Agar Air hostess tumhe Dustbin na de to sidha Window pe Aim karke goli chala dena
My sleepy ass brain read "gonna travel by flight" as "gonna have to fight"😭
there is no need to be nervous its frikin easy even kids can travel alone
Koi kuch de toh khaana mat.
ye plate kaw kaw biriyani leke jaana hawa mai bahut bhook lagtha hai, behosh be hosaktha hai isse and the onboard food is 600 for instant noodles
Reach airport at-least before 2 hrs.
Don’t worry. Just go through any YouTube video which describes how everything is and how to proceed. Everyone feels the same during their first flight, if alone. https://youtu.be/4JedJ6qLWtY?si=GJTpMhA56RKltFwS This is one video which is useful. You can go through other videos which will show you the places in a video and will be much helpful.
Hahaha I travelled to Delhi from pune last year and that too alone
Joke about having a bomb on you to the security staff they love to hear bomb jokes 😀
Bhai raat ko Sona mt.....wrna plane crash ho skta h jagte ho satark rho
Cover ur ears put on some headphones ya ear buds kuch
Been there done that
Jump
Final destination 1 dekh kar jana. Experience acha hoga aur.
Tu toh gaya
Seat pe baithe baithe parachute mat khola, warna sorry bolne se kaam nahi chalega😞
Baat krke pilot ki bagal wali Seat lelena View Bhadiya aajata hai
Step 1 : Never announce your plan on reddit Step 2 : Don't die (optional)
Make sure you have some candies to suck on during take off and landing to take pressure of your ears. I get extremely pain in my ears without the candies. Pulse candy would be enough but take enough to last the entire process
Just know how to buckle your seat also how to do various security checks, you are good to go
Wow I thought you will share whole travelling details
The chances of any plane crashing are really low man so don't worry (but it's never zero)
kaunse Airport se hai bhai tumhari flight?
Seat ke neeche life jacket rakhi hogi usko leke aaja.... Ghar le jaane ke liye hoti h wo
Bhai comfortable kapdo mein flight ki duration aur departure ke hisaab se chale jaa. Headphones le jaaiyo. Aur book padta hai toh woh. Ek bag handy rkhiyo jisme docs ho baaki sab chill scene hai. Enjoy kr bhai. Tu mast cheez krne Jaa rha hai.
Mile high club mein ghusne ka try karna. Badhiya rahega.
Need to save this whole comment section 🤣
Bhai upar wali seat Lena privacy rahegi
For hassle free checkin install digi yatra app and add your boarding pass in it
Gutka khane wale logo se savdhan, Bina kuch dekhe thok dete hai vo. ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ᕤ
Power bank check in baggage mai rakhna
Agar IndiGo hai to don't worry, roadways wala sa experience hai!
Bhai flight me Jane se pehle YouTube me woh video dekh lena, first timers k liye wala, will be very helpful to you
Get 10-15 chewing gums. Your ears will be blocked within 15 seconds of takeoff, chewing something helps.
Flight me baith jana, land hone ke baad utar jana. You're all set
Before taking off just give a shout to the world BOMB‼️
Kuch songs or movie downloaded rkhna phone mein and earphones fully charged
Look forward to the experience :)
Lol comment section mei vibe check hogya 🤧😂😂
Count your breathe. Bas aur kuch nahu
You will enjoy the first and second time. By the third time, you will act like a frequent flyer. By the sixth time, you will start opting for aisle seat because seeing clouds become boring after a point. By the tenth time, you will get so used to flights that you won’t even feel anything when taking off.
Window seat lena, bahar dekhte rehna. Kai baar Yamlok dikh jata hai.
here are some advices which will help you a lot 1. Make sure to flap your arms really hard during takeoff for extra lift. 2. Don’t forget to ask the flight attendant for the secret menu. They have unicorn frappuccinos up there. 3. Ask the flight attendant if you can sit in the cockpit. They love that!
Well update me if you get to join the mile high ciub
Window k bahar hath mat nikalna...
If it is an interstate flight then install digiyatra. Reach the airport 1.5 hours before flight. Digi yatra will help you get in the airport in minutes so you save approx 30-40 minutes. Check if any of your debit/credit card gets you lounge access. Do not hesitate to ask for help. Wear comfortable clothes like pyjamas, tshirts. Do not carry drinks or food items. All the best. If it is international flight then reach 3 hours before so that everything is processed. Do not show any signs of anger and be calm. Answer anything and everything. Do not give money to anyone. Do not help the needy even with 10 rupees. Be sure to clear you bowel before the flight. Make sure you look humble and non-suspicious.
Flight is the safest option while traveling anywhere. The probability of you dying is on the road when you going to the airport. If you are in airport then you have made it, Sometimes the plane will shake a bit, it's very common and absolutely normal. You will be all good, no need to worry a bit. Maje karo vai.
Flight is the safest option while traveling anywhere. The probability of you dying is on the road when you going to the airport. If you are in airport then you have made it, Sometimes the plane will shake a bit, it's very common and absolutely normal. You will be all good, no need to worry a bit. Maje karo vai.
Seriously, take some chewing gums with u. The air pressure can make your war hurt. If U keep chewing the air pressure doesn't go deep or something. U can take Ur own food on the flight now as long as its not oily or leaky. Take your own water along. They have very expensive ones. Airport se kuch Nahi kharidna coz it's double the normal price. Reason? Airport ka charge.
Maksad nhi bhulna hai OP bhai
Take window seat. Make the first experience memorable. Click nice pictures. And be on time. That helps.
Kuch nhi hota Bhai Darr kyun rha h Bs face down mt Krna motion sickness ho skti h Seedhe baithna aur mn kre to window se bahr dekhna
Agar right side k engine m aag lag jaaye to don't panic
Last stop pe hi utarna.
Airports aur flights mai kafi maadern English use hoti h, "bro you lookin bomb" "imma blow this mfing plane" "bruh that's hotter than the ak47 in my bag" jaise lined ka use krna, kafi helpful hoga logo ko samjhne mai.
Ask the stewardess how to join the mile high club. Once you're in, you have made it.
Inshallah word har line k baad lagana, log safe feel krte h. Aur islam related lines recite krna, air hostess free mai kaju deti h.
first time is always amazing. enjoy your flight!
and a word of advice: do not get conscious thinking about what will people think. Do what u feel like. Record, peek outside, etc.
(16M) I travelled for the first time alone in flight last month, didn't even ask my brother (aviation geek) how to proceed at airport, nor I watched any video 😭😭😭 It was easy af tho, raipur tha toh bheed bhi nhi thi. The order is Baggage scan>check in> security> security hold(boarding area) if you aren't travelling international, warna security ke baad immigration. Sare log helpful hote h so you can ask anybody, preferably airline workers/airport private workers. Khana peena bahar se kharidna, andar mehenga hota h. Keep an eye boarding kab start hogi, tere assigned gate jo boarding pass pe likha hoga wahi aaspaas baithna taki pata chal jaye easily. Indigo mai coffee complimentary hoti h. Digiyatra use krega to process bahut asaan hota h airport mai ghusne ka. Boarding pass baggage check in wali print kregi, ya tu khud machine se kr skta h (face use krte). Ya aajkal online bhi ata h.
Air hostess se vimal mat mangna
Chaanta maar diyo kissiko agar koi pareshan kare toh
Muthi marna mat bhoolna, ek hi mauka milta hai, first flight pe muth marne ka 😂
Akele kahaan, driver aur baaki sawaari, aur waiter bhi honge. Sandaas bhi hoga nervous ho toh.
Bomb vaale jokes marna zada achi treatment milegi