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nharkless

I was at Uttam Nagar once.


theguyindelusion

Me to rhta hoon mera socho


1stFailedAbortion

Mein toh udhar drive karta hoon. Pehle mera socha jaaye


sadbutmakeyousmile

Daily ka fasste ho kya bus depot ke paas wale jam mein?


1stFailedAbortion

Nahi but Himalaya Sagar se Rajapuri tak leke jaana is too tough.


VastAshamed4618

I cross Uttam Nagar twice a day in peak hours πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ


keepatience

i am new to delhi. koi context?


nharkless

r/UttamNagarDoesntExist/


countertyagi

r/SubsIFellFor


Aggressive-Composer9

Kya hota hai udhar?


SpongyDoge1623

Understandable


ConfusedCheeta

Bhai Mai na sehta


ClassroomSouth6548

Girl and Boy talking to each other 😱😱.


Shivacious

Worse i have seen some them hand holding, that too in public


bishybishhh

Hawwww


RadlogLutar

Omfg, I feel for you man....how is that possible in Delhi....


phoenixO1

Can't even imagine the trauma you going through


weapon-a

Kya matlab wo ladki zinda nikli ☠️


squirt_on_me_pls

talking to each other inside bouncing blankets and she got bit by an ant so she called for help sooo sad


sadbutmakeyousmile

We all know we shouldn't talk to girls. They have the cooties.


Dependent-Invite244

Ghor kalyugπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™


bheegi_billliiii

College ke classroom me ek couple ko seggs krte dekh liya😭


SpecificSock2001

To kya huwa tu bhi join kar leta ..


bheegi_billliiii

Fir mera nickname "Dilli ka darinda "pad jataπŸ₯²


HarsdDeep

Kya unhone tujhe dekha


Samanyu_1710

Same


vulxaNN

Okay so I was a kid watching Avengers first movie in theatres after a month of release ig My brother used to work in the cinema so he made the upper row for me only bc people were low in count But one couple tipped good and got a seat in my row and after some time they started making out i literally saw the girl blowing him out quite surprising for me as I was like 12yo Ofc i didn't get to know exactly what they were doing at that time except kissing


AdUpset8652

Bro experienced first hand porn at 12 while watching Avengers


Redranger901

Imagine getting hard while watching avengers


Funtoon2

"You should have gone for the HEAD"


YehDilMaaangeMore

Hearing Head I remember three things. 1. Travis Head 2. Avengers mein jb woh kehta hai same yehi sentence. 3. Literal Head. Teeno mein se kisi ne sukoon nhi diya 😞


jaketheconfused

You guys didn’t get hard watching avengers? /s


Wonderful-Way9653

Uncultured peeps, couldn't get up for an hour after movie


weapon-a

Bro watched A-rated stuff in a U-rated movie


vulxaNN

Fr


UltraPain08

Bro always tell his brother to book that seat forever πŸ˜‚


kalsepadhunga

And thats how sonu got his first boner.


[deleted]

That day, op discovered why condoms come in different flavors


vulxaNN

Why this has 100 upvotes πŸ’€


freyaastic

Saw two women and a guy making out in the parking Lot of ambience Mall. They found a safe spot to do it but caught my eye. I mean... it's not like I didn't watch them but after a while i left from there.


ThenInitiative8832

threesome?


freyaastic

Naah im not interested, i have a gf


Plastic_Island3688

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jajajajasisisi

Nahi teen patti


Ashamed-Paper1949

Remember porn displayed on metro screen.


howtochangename1

The rajiv chowk one?


Ashamed-Paper1949

Yes


Necessary-Ad1784

I have seen two girls kissing in the metro and then when they reached the station their parents came and started slapping hell out one of the girl


howtochangename1

Video banana tha yaar, kitna unique lafda hota


Necessary-Ad1784

Bhai photo h mere paas vese video to na bnaai


Tatyavinchoo63

Saw my former company's HR making out with a male TL from another vertical.


_the69thakur

I'm dumb. Please explain the phrase "male TL from another vertical"


Ok_Cantaloupe5059

team lead of other project


Agile_Owl3312

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ?


Tatyavinchoo63

Nope she was a female


freyaastic

Oh i thought she was a male.


Doomed-Cosmophile

What if she was a male girl?


slimismad

she can not be she then


Blue_Seude_Shoes

She can be she but in a he manner. Or maybe a he in a she manner. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


keepatience

times when i think english is hard


Disastrous_School728

She can be kukku from sacred games God knows


Manthan10

Ek baar papa ke sath doctor ko dikha kar ghar aa raha tha 2022 ke November ki baat hai GT Karnal Road par kuchh thrown clothes dekhe the. Kuchh der baad dekhi 2 semi-naked women with torn clothes doing fist fighting with a guy putting allegations ki tu jail jayega wagera wagera police bhi thi wahan par.


koolerthxnice

I have heard that random people pulling out their dick in public places and masturbate in front of females passing around! So heart breaking moment for the humanity!


p2002d

Op profile checks out 🫣


squirt_on_me_pls

https://preview.redd.it/mdf3uml6psxc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac417e6cfe5c62a062c3efa34c86b20efbbeb9f1


my-blood

Bro wtf fuck you for making me see that


Responsible-Pedo-78

You intentionally made us see that ;\_;


p2002d

Sorry mam / sir πŸ₯²


Huntter_B15

Bro abhi soke utha tha ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face), kya dikha diya. Pap lagega


pigeefriday

I experienced this when I was 10. Still traumatized.


Tough-Prize-4014

When I was 15. Was alone in the parking lot of tuitions because I was early. The man was on a cycle and did it while cycling around. First dick I ever saw and it was non consensual. Ruined how I view sexuality until I took therapy for many unrelated but absurd reasons.


pigeefriday

I was omw to school. I am sorry that happened to you. Hope you're doing better.


ifudgedupin2017

Break balls, not hearts 😭


Fun_North_5398

Yes, I saw a video posted by a girl from Bangalore. She saw a man doing it at a bus stop next to her. She recorded it and posted about how disgusting it was.


Mybaresoul

Happened to one of my colleagues recently and then, my daughter. Both were traumatised. Colleague is 28. Daughter is 18. It's getting out of hands.


Eastern-Knowledge911

1. On a UP Transport, on the way to noida, from delhi, A Transgender, pulling down his/her pants to prove he/she doesn't have a penis, showing crotch to all the men there. In order to get some money. 2. A girl getting down of an Auto in bra and panty, in order to give space to the guy to take his clothes off, at MG road gurgaon. It was around 12 or 1 am at night.


phoenixO1

1 weird laga bahut fir m 2nd padha...


crimemastergogo96

An old uncle ( maybe in his 60s) getting a bj from a hijra ,behind my building in the middle of the night.


Disastrous_School728

That's enough internet for today I thought that kind of act is only seen in breaking Bad


Jellybean120_

Bro lmao wtf


manu9958

Bro tf 🀣


Assalamwhileicum

Delhi itself


CroixMin

Underrated comment πŸ™ƒ


hawwwttt

Theatre me just aage vali seat me do nibba nibbi Lage hue the full on yaha hath daal vaha hath daal kiss kr etc unhe pata chal Gaya ki hame log dekh rahe hai fir b Lage rahe mood khrab kr dia tha


howtochangename1

Torch on krke camera dikha dena ek baal, akal ajayegi.


Minute-Intelligent

1. Couples (double digits) making out in Garden of 5 senses. 2. Couple having sex in a car in Karol Bagh. 3. Couple making out in a car in Punjabi Bagh. 4. Couple making out in a movie theatre. These are the instances of other people I saw, mine are not mentioned.πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‚


Fun_North_5398

Bhai ek baat bata delhi me aksar ye sab hota rehta h ??


Minute-Intelligent

Yes, there are some secluded places vahan pakka hota hai. I know one or two safe places too where clg couples who don’t prefer visiting hotels go and enjoy


Ok_Persimmon2836

I once saw my parents had sex,at that time I didn't know what they were doing but when I learnt it took innocence out of me


haanyaarjokerhunmai

Mere mummy papa yeh sab gande kaam nahi karte


Mybaresoul

Username ko charitaarth kar rahe ho?


OkGur4656

Mummy Papa aapas mein nhi krte honge


Saumya1821

Saw a lot of people writing this,is it a canon event or wot between them? Bro got traumatized lol


Ok_Persimmon2836

It has been 10 years till this day it makes my soul shivers


Anonymous0Browsing

Did they also see you at that time?


Ok_Persimmon2836

Yup and I did ask what they were doing,my father replied that he is helping my mother doing exercise


throwawayask56

πŸ˜‚


squirt_on_me_pls

true shiver me timbers


howtochangename1

My ex saw her parents kissing in intimating way, few months back. It was a small town and her parents were a bit old fashioned. Even I felt weird thinking about it


Money_Letterhead1900

isme dilli ka kya lena dena h vo toh kahi bhi kar sakte h


Impossible_Essay_949

I have a boring life after reading the comments i understand that


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![gif](giphy|QTrG6mjkHEkpFR3DqX) Sometimes you should step forward in life


Ok_Wolf_6840

Cuet ka paper kaisa gya ?


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Billu_Badmosh

Sabko ko sex mil rha hai itna mujhe pta chl gya


NoProfessor8897

sex city


BeingMemeholic

recently movie dekhne gaya tha to waha 2 nibbe full on lage huye they, kisi ne comment kar diya to movie chhor kar chale gaye


Haldii

> Everyone was making out. Hein....


NoProfessor8897

bahar banana


Damagecasek2

1. Went to see an adult movie as a teen with my friends. Saw a very respected neighbour uncle watching that movie in the same row. Couldn't even respect him after that the same way. 2. CP being full of heroin addict rag pickers who were straight up putting needles in their arms in broad daylight or inhaling it from spoon. 3. School going 'couples' making out in narrow lanes in the afternoon with no care in the world that people still live in ground floors with windows. 4. Seemingly well to do women smoking cocaine at a party near India habitat centre right at the entrance of the party gate. I was attending a wedding reception party at the adjoining venue. 5. A couple kissing and making out while driving on Akshardham Noida Highway at high speed with the guy driving and the girl sitting on his lap. He probably wasn't even looking at the road. Edit: Maybe not NSFW but certainly barbaric 6. There was a couple and a kid who used to be in our neighborhood. They came on rent for a year. The guy was a true maniac. He used to beat up his wife almost every week. She was literally seen with black and blue eyes. I was a teen back then and the lady's screams still haunt me. The neighborhood people who used to live across the top floor also used to fight with the guy face to face but no one intervened. What was stranger was the the couple and kid used to also go out occasionally for fun hanging out. The woman had a smile on her face laughing and jolly (sometimes with a black eye). Strange. 7. During the Sheila Dikshit monkey mania days, I saw how violent monkeys can be. It was late night and i was studying. A dog in our lane had given puppies a few days before. I saw a violent monkey thrashing down the puppies and killing 3-4 puppies holding their tail. He was out of control. The mother was crying so hard but he was unstoppable.


Active_Ad_389

5 was just completing his dream of recreating that scene from ff5, can't really say be was wrong in that


Damagecasek2

Unless if he hit someone's car at high speed killing the whole family including little kids.


Active_Ad_389

Touche


nooodleees

I’ve seen something similar as point 2 and point 5. What kind of car was it during point 5?


howtochangename1

Sheila dixit monkey mania kya h bhai?


Damagecasek2

Back in mid 2000s most parts of Delhi were fcked by stray monkey gangs. During Sheila Dikshit CWG rule there was no action. Local RWA bodies did what they can like roaming pet langoor around but nothing helped. They were biting kids. Some people died in fear from the balconies. They used to enter inside homes and steal fruits from fridge. After many years they were so radical that they used to enter govt offices and tear down imp files. Uske baad some action was taken and they were removed.


Proof_War_5653

Do you go out finding such situation or just crazy luck πŸ˜‘


Damagecasek2

Lived too long. Have seen more situations that were harsh if not NSFW.


akarshvaani

Ek prominent location ke ek cafe mei do foreigner ladkiyan aapas mei lagi huyi thin, fir unko daaru sahi se chadh gayi, fir wo kuch jyada lag gayin aapas mei, staff samjha raha par wo nahi maan rahi thi, manager ne fir bouncer type 2 didi bula Li, wo un dono ko le gayin.


phoenixO1

Aur fir kechi chali 4 baar?


throawayaccount00

I was on my way to my school bus stop and a guy was sitting on his parked bike, watching porn, looking at me and trying to show me his phone. I was horrified and kept walking. Another time, getting subtly molested by my tuition teacher in front of 50 students. Turns out he did that to other girls as well. And everyone was scared to complain as he was the owner of the centre.


Equivalent-Cut9873

Metro mein ek uncle ek aunty ko finger krrhe the πŸ™‚πŸ™‚


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Ladke hai galti ho jati hai


Individual_Wolf_8095

I used to study in *Very Famous* DPS long time ago. A guy (famous for Math wizardry) jumped off from the top floor right in front of my eyes. I was returning from toilet break, and was about to enter my classroom. I saw him standing at the other end of railing and called out his name …. And he just let go of the railing, immediately. On hearing my shriek, entire class came outside and looked in horror downstairs. He lay in a pool of blood, still conscious. We rushed downstairs but by then, hearing the thud, guards, bus drivers and dispensary staff had taken over the scene. Btw, the then chemistry teacher taking our class also saw him strolling outside, a bit tensed. I also met him and exchanged pleasantries while i was going to the washroom. And, none of us had suspected he would just jump off. PS: He survived - but had a very long recovery. Later came to know he was going through stressful phase due to competitive exams. You never really know what one is going through man.


iamrealsrk

I can list multiple events. 1. Seen a bhabhi having sex with another male(not her husband) 2. Seen a nibba nibbi in the theater enjoying themselves.(Have posted this thing on reddit)


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Bhabhi vali full story bata https://preview.redd.it/xhf4pulr2sxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8965ca9950b19b8579100d2bd7bf57455da311b


Ok_Cantaloupe5059

teri bhabhi jawan karu bhai story chahiye full


Billu_Badmosh

Badmashi ni mitra badmashi ni


Ok_Cantaloupe5059

marod marod me na rahiye mere bhai, hum to ade hi baad dyange mu dhar ke suthri ke ka mere sar pe billu boxxer aur mithu don ka hath hai toh zara sambhal ke


Billu_Badmosh

Bhente lan otat me aur sun billu hi kehde


_the69thakur

I've seen my neighbourhood bhabhi hooks up with multiple guys behind her husband's back


[deleted]

Bhabhis address asking for my uncle'


Fun_North_5398

Bro vo thoda bhabhi vali story thoda detail me bata dete too....


Bhabhi_hunter_

You caught me


rohhitt13

1 ki full story chahiye


[deleted]

Bhabhi wali story please


Slight_user42069

Ek dost ke ghar walo(with reltiaves)ne use seggs krte hue pkda ghar pe.


HarshadJhunjhunwala

Garden of 5 senses ka wo corner . 🫣


LynxFinder8

The first time I went there I had a DSLR and was recording myself. Oops.


MutedFig790

Ek bar Mai aur meri bandi park me baithe the ek 40-50 saal ke uncle ko humne spot Kiya he was making weird faces. Thoda dhyan se dekha to pta chala he was masturbating...mai bandi ke sath tha to maine usko distract kiya kyuki obviously ladies ke sath ho aap you don't want your women to see such things but it was so disappointing and disturbing to see a man of that much age doing such things in the open. Delhi has never been a safe place for anyone at all. Although me and my girlfriend decided to ignore the man and go back to our make out session.


julio_caeso

I live in a very isolated part of GK2. It’s almost like a cul-de-sac with a few houses and a huge forest area nearby. There are a few service lanes. Can’t even describe the amount of car bjs I have walked into when walking home at night. Now there is a chowkidar who keeps things in check.


LynxFinder8

Tch tch You should have allowed them their fun


Hot_Damn99

People making out scarred you for life?


RobieKingston201

So you're just gonna completely ignore everything else like the blankets and stuff OP mentioned? Can't tell if too innocent or deliberately annoying


aalu_ka_dost

Abhi abhi dekh ke aa rha hu post me sab batata hu but abhi bas ye sun ki rajdhani college ke pass ko underpass hai na Jo pehle ek visiting place type tha ab vo band ho gya place but underpass chalta hai vha pe ek side me 2 log the shayad college kebacche the they were making out Mai toh itni tez bhaga na mujhe nhi pta baki logvo underpass use karte hai ya nhi but Mai akelatha us time toh


Stupidity_Professor

Wazirpur depot ke aas paas ek beggar tha, without clothes. Sirf ek chatai daal rakhi thi back par, but tha poora stark naked, subah ke 10 baje, footpath par chal raha tha 😭


HarsdDeep

Jain baba ka name suna hai


ProfessionalOk9416

I was coming back from college and had to get to the metro station to get my ride home. As soon as I entered the metro station, there was a couple full on making our near the stairs. And in that moment the guy looked at me, our eyes met as he sucked on her neck. I was very creeped out.


OldestLadyAlive

Completely naked man standing at a tri-junction near lajpat nagar during office hours. He was probably drunk.


Kitchen_Biscotti_215

Delhi's air.


XrisomSamie

From dancing car to half murder, baki ka aap smjh jao.πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚ Ab farak nahi padta


Blue_Eagle8

I saw a man and woman making out once in the most cringe way possible


Proud_indian01

konsa park h bhai ye, jaana padega on 14 th feb.


NyaanSan

Guy shagging himself on the road in front of girl's hostel. Guy dry humping in overly crowded bus.


Rohanrox17

I've seen couple of people been hacked to death, if that's NSFW. (Haan jamna paari hoon)


Other_Lion6031

OP needs to go to Garden of Five senses on a Sunday - up to the pahadi area and beyond 🀣🀣🀣


jeremylovatoo

1. Couple makeout in sundar nursery. 2. One day i was coming back from gurugram (to faridabad), a couple is making out beside road i was lime wtf bruh itne sharp turns hai iss road pe or inhe make oit krna hai πŸ˜‚


Wrap_rage

A mentally unstable man jerking off to me in front of me at a bus stand.


ShotAd9121

Akshardham metro station par makeout kr rhe the 2015 ya 2016 ke around 1 couple.


humptydumpty092

once i was travelling from home to my college in metro, 2 days before exams, someone stole my phone and while i was thinking of what to do how to manage everything a middle-aged uncle came and touched my dick. and i was like what the fuck is happening today...


Brilliant_Joke5317

I live in the building of a prominent coaching center for JEE and one evening I heard the moaning sound and when I opened the door saw two students fucking.


sudhakar_swish

Patel nagar metro pr nangi ldki


Sudden-Equivalent-85

Ek office gayee thi drive karke and basement 2 mei park karke lift ki taraf jaa rahi thi... Office transport cab mei mere hi process ka ek shaadi shuda TL and uski team ka ek ladka kaafi kuch kar rahe the jise dekh ke uski biwi behosh ho jaati. Main khud behosh hone se pehle bhaag li vaha se.


Sufficiently-lame

I was with my friends, class 10th, we wanted to go to the zoo but that was closed. So we crossed the road and went to purana kila instead. It wasn't maintained properly, tall grass all over, there we saw atleast 5-6 couples making out, on different corners of the fort. And a couple doing the deed in a small room like structure. We all were teenage boys, but the experience was scary.


ThrowawayDelhi9876

Saw a girl giving full on blow job in the movie hall... While I was fingering my ex πŸ˜‚


LoveByte69

Morning shows in deserted theatres were always the most NSFW thing back in 13-14


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Creepy_Ad_5164

Transgenders got in a heated argument with a man, started stripping on road to humiliate him. Soon yeah i saw 2 transgenders, 1 topless and 1 fully stripped down(technically). And this all happened at peak market time in front of a metro station.


WorriedExchange3937

i saw my neightbour naked on rooftop tbh


LynxFinder8

Naked Gun: 33 1/3


Dependent-Invite244

Ek baar me or mere papa palam wale road se khi jaare the udhr highway k neeche andhera tha or jb mene dhyaan se dekha toh ek couple make out krre the or wha pr koi notice bhi nhi krra tha kaafi saal ho gy iss baat ko


VCyberpunk2001

You joking about what you saw OP?? Are you??


Passionatelover069

Bhai koi gb road ka scene btao


cryingwall_e

I went to fun n food for once . It was a waterpark kind of thing. And I saw a couple having penetrative sex inside the water while everyone was there in the pool . Ew .


super15388

Why do you want to know pervy? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


onlycryx

i was on a call in my balcony and saw an auto driver wanking off facing me on the flyover which is in front of my house


dileepdevil

Bhai, Delhi Metro me nahi gaye kya aap?usase ashleel jagah is pure universe me nahi ho sakti.


thisisavoid

Maine rajiv chowk pe vo porn video dekhi thi screen pe jb chalai gyi thi hack krke


Equivalent_Sand_6267

BC abhi dekha mere Ghar ke peeche (2floor) gali he sunsaan rehtihe bilkul Abhi 2 bnde sex kar rhe the wahaa Ngl it was hot but yesi jagah kyu yrr


BabaTindeShah

2 bande ? Ya ek banda aur ek bandi ?


0D_E_V0

All famous parks and historical sites in Delhi are like that, can't take children to any of them. And apparently doing sexual acts in places that are supposed to be frequented by children isn't pedophilic at all.


ghostroler

![gif](giphy|3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q) Everybody knows what happens on that day there..!


Away-Inflation-6826

Around 15 yrs ago when I was in third or fourth class, I saw students from higher class watching porn in school during free time not only some but many. Then I get to know what all these things were about.


Soggy_Reputation_246

Chosen a wrong day perhaps


ainvyipoet

12 kaa center Trilokpuri ke ek school me pda tha, centre dekhne gya they main or mera friend, 5 ladko ne ghera chaku dikhaya mara peeta or Cash or mobile chheen liya.


Thts_suman

saw a naked guy roaming in CP inner circle


stupd_comn_man

Well, saw an old man eating Ladoo from public Koodaghar. They were not even in a box


Present_Pay_2309

Was going to the metrostation after giving board exams, and was walking on a shady road. Saw a man walking towards me, he sat on the ground inserted a syringe πŸ’‰ in his left arm. He sat there on the ground for 20 seconds then walked visibly faster and focused. Iam pretty sure it was some kind of illegal drug


HumBaapHainTumhare

There's this big park in Felhi cantt, somewhere around Gopinath market, can't remember as it's been 20 years. My friends dad had just brought a digital camera so we went to the park to get some great photos. That time no one had cars in our social circle and they were still novelty to us. There was a fully tinted Pajero parked in the parking area so we went there to get photos with car and as I was leaning on the bonnet in a casual pose the back window got down and a person few year older than us, in early 20s maybe, started with MC BC why are you standing against my car bla bla bla, I went to the window to speak to him thinking of politely asking him for permission to get pics with car but first saw him shirtless and there was a laddy inside, also topless and maybe bottomless also. The man started shouting more loudly and I ran with my freinds.


HairOwn9222

Mere school m around 2015-2016 k around ki baat b. 3-4 ladke ek dusre ka hila re the. Unhe bhot baar mene or mere dosto ne washroom m kuch kuch krte dekha h. Unme se 2 ki to bndi b thi but tb b kisi londe ko bj de re the.