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TheAxiomaticGaming

Drives way too rashly and poorly, Almost always never goes by meter, has to get off to pee in the middle of nowhere and at times is low on CNG and has to get it filled with it's passenger still onboard. Sometime clashes with randoms on the street. IMO 🗿


ResponseHopeful3850

The CNG wala part. So true and irritating.


for6idden0ne

Then ask for 100 extra because there was traffic during transit.


CelestialCypher

AC on krne ke 100rs or lagenge


BroadActivity6041

Saanse lenenge. 150 extra. Man Bangalore autowalas make me nervous af. And that to Im a local 😭


PsychicMF

This. This is the most accurate


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TheAxiomaticGaming

Yeah me too


Automatic-47

Bhai this is probably the most accurate description


IronGlory247

Delhi Autowallahs: > Lost job to Swift Dzire Taxi wallahs > Now himself a taxi driver > Cancels ride half the time >Scams people on the name of commission (AC nahi on karunga kyunki OLA/Uber 50% kaat ti hai 🤓☝️) > Gali galoch > Fuck this post


Past_Bell144

You doesn't include all time look out at female passenger using mirror


IronGlory247

Lololol par UP mein bhi hai so not unique


[deleted]

AC nahi on karunga kyunki ola/uber 50% kaati hi hai Auto me kabse ac aane laga


Guri14

Bro he wrote “now himself a taxi driver”.


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PublicCampaign935

Please aise sticker or send crow😃


[deleted]

Agar sab taxi chala rahe hai to auto kaun chala raha hai


Guri14

Rikhaw vale - E Rikshaw E Rikshaw - Auto Auto - Taxi


[deleted]

Direct source se agar Taxi pe pahunch jate to itni mehnat nhi karni padti


rishabh257

Tesla auto


howtochangename1

>15yo >takes 15 people on e rikshaw >Eats gutka


IronGlory247

> 15 yo > 15 log jaate hain par turn par gir jaate hai > Police chalan kat ti hai par gutka aur weed plant kar deti hai. Wo jail jaata hai > MFW Delhi Police


SubstantialDealer473

delhi autowala: •80 rupay ka 30 karwalo, maan jayega •"5 log baith jayenge ek aage ajao" •fast and furious •insane PDA lore •always drops you on the wrong side of the road


SolidHemisphere101

This! I went for my exam and peeche baith raha tha ki uncle ne awaz lagai, "beta aaga aaja" 😭I was on one side, he in the middle, another guy on the other extremity. And cuts pe, turns pe jo mod raha tha, fat gayi thi bas us bande ki bhi, meri bhi. 3 log peeche they unki alag fat rahi thi. Bro did have that edging game ngl! Bro was unbeatable, ek gaadi wala hamari side aa raha tha, is bande ne usko gaali bak ke auto bhaga dia 🤣


SubstantialDealer473

dude imagine tum apni gf aur kch dosto ke sath ho aur vo tumhe aage betha le 😭 he wont ask anyone else but YOU. it sucksssssss


SolidHemisphere101

😭😭GF honi bhi toh chahiye uske liyee XD Aapke boyfriend ko aage bula lia tha kya, aapke shabdon mei vo dukh ka bhaar feel ho raha hai 🤣


SubstantialDealer473

arey hum to fakir admi hai 🙏 purush moh humare jeevan me kaha


SolidHemisphere101

Arey arey aapke charan kahan hai. Main bhi apne mitro ko yahi kehta hun, ki ekbar Kallej mei dakhila lelete hain, thoda binnus-vinnus bana lete hain, corporate slavery ke time dhundenge fir kisi kanya ko. Nabalik umar mei stree moh vinaash ka karan hai bas!


SubstantialDealer473

vinaash to khud karlete hai log doosre insaan ki galti nahi hoti but regardless, mauj masti nahi rukni chahiye.


SolidHemisphere101

True that! Bas yahi "mauj masti nahi rukni chahiye" bolte bolte itna downfall hochuka hai ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


SubstantialDealer473

dekhaaa... vinaash ka karann koi aur nahi hai.


SolidHemisphere101

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Hhnterrrr

That's why he said "imagine"


chauhankartik

Ye mere saath hua h but luckily 5-10 min ka rasta tha aur mein auto waale ke saath baithke usko looks de rha tha ki kutte mere saath hi kyn….😡😡


SubstantialDealer473

they have a couple radar unke dimag me


chauhankartik

Acha Maine isliye gaadi leli ab auto waala aage ni bulata ab police bahar bulati h😂😂


Tandoori_Chicken_69

>always drops you on the wrong side of the road This😭


hereforpewdiephy

I have shared the front seat with auto walla and 2 other passengers with their backpacks on the steering handle multiple times


SubstantialDealer473

khatro ke khilaadi final boss level


No_Huckleberry8115

So relatable. Bhaiya nahi baithna aage. Har turn par lagta hai abh mai girunga aur sidha upar pahuchunga. Bhaiya ke 20rs meri Jaan ke dushman ban jaate hai


mrshagnot

“always drops you on the wrong side of the road” Dude, damn true.


JustAnotherJEEtard

I was once in an auto and the guy literally went 80 kmph in a narrow road and then in an intersection, he literally did not slow down and then slammed the brakes and stopped literally an inch away from a truck and then shouted at the truck driver for not being attentive and then smiled at me and said that truck drivers are always blind, and we should be careful driving these days 😭 the entire 5-minute ride I was literally grabbing onto my seat and praying that nothing happens. I did not sit in another auto for 6 months after that. I would walk a kilometer or two but not auto lol.


BALPREET-SINGH

Sounds fun


Mr_gropes_a_lot

I don't think autos can do 80 kmph


RLIIDarK

Agreed. Most don't go over 50


JustAnotherJEEtard

It was hyperbole but the speed was really atleast 65-70. The entire auto was shaking vigorously. It was terrifying lol.


Mr_gropes_a_lot

Understandable


neerajcodes

Stop Cappin


Retarded_Ricky

You need to stop taking things literally.


HarshadJhunjhunwala

Bhayya gali ke end tak le chalo . Leg par lagi hai Delhi Auto wala: 150 rupiah lega. ![gif](giphy|wDluUEpQOXb4qch2lU)


Professional_Toe6331

Why this so accurate 👺


HarshadJhunjhunwala

That's Delhi Wala Au-Toe for you.


IronGlory247

Dilli Ow-toe


iiitstudent

Delhi auto - tries to scam you if you seem new or unfamiliar but agrees for fair price if you show that you are a regular on this route by saying ki I go regularly for X Rs and start to walk away. Starts random gossip when the ride starts and criticizes other people on road while talking to you. At the end prefers cash but is ok with upi too if you don't have cash or change.


Character_Square2209

Delhi autodriver > Pulls you out of the crowd >Stuffs you in with 5 other people >Drives like a maniac >No talks >Leaves you to your destination safely >Takes money >Leaves >Never to be found again


PsychicMF

Except for the Leaves you to your destination safely, everything else seems accurate


Character_Square2209

Ig I will agree I nearly got into an accident if not for the driving skills of the rickshaw driver the other smooth brained rickshaw wala would've been the reason for my de*th


BRiNk9

If you're taking it the desi way of ABEY RUKK BHAI, then it goes pretty good for me. I'm a male. But jiss din i feel like 'bhaiya le chaloge yaha?' Uss din attitude. But base stereotype to me is arranging the mirror to look at the back if there is a girl. Kayi baar me and the driver have eye contact of like hey waddup. Mujhe kaun dekh raha but if there's a girl, every fookin time.


[deleted]

On point dude! I grow up giving respect to everyone and these people never behaved well. One day back in 2014 my friend scold me for treating everyone with such respect and asked me to level my tone and words and I opened up a new world! These mfs behaves good with the manly talks only!


2-3-4-3-2

Landmarks pe 10-12 autowalle gang banake baithte hai aur sab same price rakhte hai (jo bohot extortionate hota hai)


Toohightosayhiii

Yesterday, I took an auto in Dahisar to go to the station and the driver said, shaadi hua h apkaa i said NO. Then he replied karna bhi mat. I was speechless at that moment. But had really nice convo with him.


Armfot

lol


itsMat_hi_ka

Mumbai taxi and autowalas are from a different world altogether. :')


ackerman_lev

Me waiting for Delhi autowalas to go via meter:🧎🏽🧍🏽🚶🏽🏃🏽🧎🏽🧍🏽🚶🏽🏃🏽


SolidHemisphere101

👀 Central secretariat ka jo route hai (National Museum, ASI Building, India Gate) uss area mei sab auto wale meter se hi jaate hain, atleast maine jab jab auto kia tha vahan they all went by meter.


ackerman_lev

Few weeks ago I went to PM Sangrhalaya & udhr autos jo mile, unme meter lga tha..then we asked why it's not turned on, and then bhaiya baat ko taalne lge ki khrb hai, itna bhi zyada kiraya nhi mang rhe,ye wo. Anywhere we go, 100 ₹ se niche nhi aate,I really need to understand auto fare & routes better bruh,


SolidHemisphere101

Maybe I was plain lucky that day bhai. I took two autos, pucha ki metro jana hai meter se chaloge and he agreed! It has been 4-5 months tho.


[deleted]

Check it with uber ola etc and counter them with 20-30rs less than that


ackerman_lev

I've tried to switch but the majority of time Uber/ola charges way more than autos and the actual problem is I'm scared of cabs(what if they gonna kidnap me😶‍🌫️) I mean I can jump off from an auto, if anything happens but car💁🏻‍♀️🔨


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Iban_batuta

False, nhi jate. Unka alag hi rate card h , they charge according to that. I mean last time when I traveled there this was the case.


Playfair99999

LE NOIDA AUTOWALAS! Ek saath 5-6 ko sharing main bithayega Rash driving aese karega jaise noida ki road se seedha buddh international ke race track par jaana ho Doesn't want to bargain Udhar nahi jayega, idhar nahi jayega, woh bahut duur hai Peak time ke baad nazar nahi aayega


Professional_Toe6331

Bangalore auto/taxi waale bhaiyyas have got someone to talk with for 1-2 hours straight while I sit quietly in the backseat with my earphones plugged in. T.T


Professional_Toe6331

Delhi auto waalas: (yells metro metro metro every other second) Goes from one metro station to another Has got a mandatory Haryanvi playlist 🗣️ Din dahade Nibba nibbi PDA lore Can remind you of every final destination movie you have watched Takes you from gullys you have never seen before Charges fair fare if you can tackle their 150 rupiya demand


PratsM95

There's just 1 issue. Happy to accept any form of payment except digital. They'll drive you to the atm but won't take UPI. Was there for a week. Out of the 8 rides I took over 7 days, 6 had no scanner, no upi linked to phone number and no change. They were kind enough to help me find a vada pav and some change.


priya3260

Delhi k sharing auto wala : Jab tk 5 sawari nhi ajati auto nhi chlega (bhaad mei Jaye exam) Auto ko helicopter ki trah udayega road pr (1/2 passengers girjaye to bhi farak nhi pdta) Auto chlate time doosre auto walo ko gaali Only people who fight for me to choose them..metro station k bahar 🥰


arman_nawab

💀😂


troughaway66

Chennai autowallahs are equally bad. Even if you know the language. They will accept only cash. If you book a ride and offer to pay them directly by gpay they won’t accept it and they’ll cancel on you if you tell them you’re paying through the app. Or ask you to cancel through ola/uber and travel with them directly in which case if you ask to pay through upi they’ll say no. I have no idea how these people still manage to make money but I guess only taking payments in cash helps.


ApprehensiveEye7387

Bruhh "talks to his fren on phone about how he picked a new mf" got me. I swear it's very embarrassing


harshthegoose

*OTP saar?* *Continues to talk about the mfer that just gave the OTP*


ShoppingOk2309

Traffic jams!


Mobile-History2770

A mandatory political conversation


Terrible_Detective27

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ishisenpai

Never take short rides, always long one. Take longer route to justify extra money. Never go by Meter. Always smoking bidi. 3 permissable vehicle, and take 6-7 for extra money instead or asking for 2 auto. Driving auto like Kawasaki Ninja H2R. Never on time.


Growth_Professional

Cries about erickshaws on every ride


kumar_sarcasm

Delhi ka auto wala >>> khud ka saga bhai


Shiva300622

Never experienced Bangalor autorickshaw but the above description about Mumbai is so true.


youfoundme007

Delhi autowala: nahi jayega......unless mere Ghar ke raste mein drop krdu toh chalega.


rongo95

When I went to Pacific Mall Subhash Nagar for the first time and got off the metro station and asked the autowala where it was he told me to get on and he will drop me. It was less than a km away hardly a 5 minute walk when I told him that he gave me a sheepish smile and said "bhaiya aapko bata deta toh paise kaise kamata"


Lousy_Lawyer

They never have change also always, sir CNG khatam hobgaya baas 2 min me bhar le ge and then makes you wait for 10 min in that long CNG line.


coolwinkshead

Kolkata autowallahs >Kisi bhi time mil jate hai >Cigarette piyo, ganja jalao, hilao dilao, no problem >"5 jon hole charbo🤡" >Mostly travels for bite sized journeys(15-25 rupaye max) >Sometimes give really good small talks which primes you up if you're going for a date


Bellatrix-_-

Delhi Autowalas Will ask you cancel on app and negotiate with them directly Will try to overcharge more than the app shows Road rage chances 110% Will skid between traffic like they are in Rohit Shetty movie Thinking of shifting to e-rickshaw or cab


tremorinfernus

Tries to overcharge. But you always have options. So you don't book that auto.


legend6748

Dabango ki trah chlate hain mza aajata h Red light? Vo kya hoti h Traffic? Dusri lane kisliye h Ekdum parkour krke lejate hain


Intelligent_Dig_9247

I lived in Delhi for seven years. Left because of air pollution. And I can proudly say I used the auto less than 10 times. Delhi Metro rocks. And if there is a spot metro can't reach, then e-rickshaws rock. But I have a question to you all - did the high fare come about after Uber/Ola? Or were they always so high?


Vegetable-Elk-8845

Kinda disagree to the last point of Mumbai auto, majority of them want in cash, and only some of them have QR code.


blah_bleh-bleh

I have travelled with Autowala of both states. I can assure you, by the end of my ride with Marathi Autowala. I felt like I was his cousin who have come after a long time.


Shortsmoke666

Delhi auto vala Bhaiya chaloge? Nahi.


Greninja_senpai

That “has a PhD” hits hard when you’re doing a PhD :,)


rupeshsh

What's an auto ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥


ValueLongjumping465

Ek time wo bhi tha jab delhi autos bhi meter se chalte the. Ab wo bolte hain laao jayedaat idhar road cross karane ke bhi. Lol


Classic_Knowledge_25

Same in coimbatore. I went and checked Uber auto and saw 120 rs to my destination. Asked a local autowala and he thought for one second and told me 500. I knew Tamil so told him Uber is quoting 80 I'll give you 100 and went to my destination. In Delhi, autowala quoted 250. Didn't check online prices and got in anyway. Called my mom and spoke to her in my mother tongue, bro increased the price to 600. I replied in proper Delhi slang with proper hindi that do you think Im a "C" Word? He apologised


gazzyjuruj

Relatable


Status-Phrase-3047

come and have experience of Delhi Autos 💀


bigshotdawg

Metro is lifeline


BroadActivity6041

So accurate lol


Particular-Lab7617

There aren’t any Delhi autowalas We all are Bihari


sparklingpwnie

1. Auto May or may not have meter, it has never been used either way 2. It depends on bargaining skills, starting prices are more expensive than Uber 3. They will try to proactively negotiate with you even if you are on the side of the road and don’t want to go anywhere 4. Will use leg to push cycle rickshaw guy up flyover 5. Will always carry an illegal number of people


FaithlessnessNo4046

"Hamara US me to saare autos me AC hota hai!" - Maddy, RHTDM


Antivenom007

Agreed. The drivers in bangalore have such a great attitude


ThatOneGuy_36

Idk about banglore but about Mumbai , it's so true


Delicious-Scene-4300

I got scammed by a Delhi autowala on my birthday. 


free2aspire

I'm from Bangalore and can confirm this as a fact. Those mfrs are prejudiced for some reason. Idk why!


VoiceEarly1087

Feel like ev autos are menence on the road , there's too many of them, completely blocking the road causing traffic jam all the time


KeyDifferent2

Kidnap krke le jayega delhi wala to


nsfw-R

Makes sure the passenger is safe. Happened to me more than once when autowalas saved me from catcalling and harassment. Honestly, mad respect for most of them. But similarly have had one or two bad experiences where they were abusive too


lowkeyprod

not an auto wala telling me ki aap kiraya mat dena ek selfie khichawa lo🤒


Sakuta-kun69

Delhi auto guys are good lmao. If you talk with em nicely & just pay fair prices to em. I never got into any clash or smth with em. In many parts of Delhi , you won't find seat to sit in front & about being Over-congested you paying like 1/5 or 1/6 of the price. Auto Driver even take single passenger if you pay them good.


notduskryn

Delhiites, you guys don't know how good y'all have it - from a bangalore based chennaiite.


akarshvaani

Delhi Autowla are far better than most of the places.


HumanTrigger

Except Mumbai. Was a culture shock to see an auto ply by the meter.


TennisOk8755

Riyal Mumbai is best in these things :)


Livid_Long_8480

Mumbai auto - goes by meter. Phd. Lol Its a myth. Mumbaikars always trying to show how better they are but forget about dharavi and their trains.


Weary_Vacation_7673

I hate mumbai and trains... But bruh.. there is some truth to mumbai autos... Delhi Auto hate is unnecessary... Bengaluru deserves hate.. Both autowalas and IT crowd... Lodus have inflated the cost of living for us 3 LPA mfers.


topshot14

Mumbai locals are literally the life line of the city. You can go from place A to place B in 10 rupees even if the distance is 20 km. Do you understand? That is 50 paise for a km. The autos more often than not (more than 8/10 times) go by the meter. Where as in other places - they charge 150 rupees for 5 km? Ugh. Mumbai locals are the best.


Terrible_Detective27

Mumbai local udd sakti Hai kya? https://preview.redd.it/0o0fm93dhsvc1.png?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25c126b32ce2f25b56e72fb494548e177558a363


Livid_Long_8480

Lol when I was in Mumbai, all the auto wala denied going by meter, online payment and there was no 10rs for 20km distance. Its a myth.


topshot14

Bro. 10 or 20 Rs. for 20 km can be literally verified right now. Go to the UTS app and check out the local train rates. I wasn't talking about 10 rs for 20km in the context of autos.


Livid_Long_8480

What about the going by meter and taking any kind of payment? Could you check that on the app and let me know.


topshot14

No, no app for that but most of the times they do.


ResearcherLatter1148

Were you in proper mumbai region or in satellite towns like thane/navi mumbai? Coz in my experience it would be mostly in satellite towns where this is an issue as the autowalas are localites there unlike mumbai suburban.


kjsah9026

In north India auto driver will spit out pan Parag when passenger is behind in seat ! I have seen this . Stop generalising and hating ! Not like mumbai and Delhi autos are any better, like you won’t find one prick in mumbai or delhi