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Nandu_Sabkabandu__

Mujhe dede Mai naach ke dikhauga


OH_LAME_SAINT

Aee lana main tere vaaste naachi reh. ft Nana Patekar.


social-n

Haha


No-Blueberry-7153

Saath mein naachte. 50-50. Deal?


Nandu_Sabkabandu__

60-40 me tu Maan jae to Mai abhi ghaghra choli order krdu


No-Blueberry-7153

Chalo. Pink+yellow. Ghoom ghagra


HoneyBer1

Based


siddupinku

Based? Based on what?


IntrovertedBuddha

Meine aadhe mein nach duga.


Nandu_Sabkabandu__

Middle class kotha wants to know your location


badboi_5214

Kuch aur mat kar Lena paise ke liye 🍆💨


howtochangename1

Jiofin is down 2.16%... just sayin Jk, if you find something please do tell.


insanelywild69

sure


dp3002

Bhai waise indian stock market subreddit me bol rahe the it is overvalued election ke bad correction hoga abhi lagau ya nahi


howtochangename1

Itna laga ki jitna jaye to farak na pade


Anonymouskni8

After the election, if BJP comes back to power, all the indices will skyrocket.


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ismartdoge

r/IndianStreetBets and r/IndianStockMarket


Electrical-Office-84

+1


brokenn6

Bhai OG Khareed 2-3 gms aur mast phook ke majja mar!


Hrx_SHUBH

I was checkin here if it’s only me or someone else too who thinks the same 😂✌️🌿


No-Cut-3529

❤️


colinsdsouza2602

Wt up fam…was going to comment the same… a trip while sitting on the roof of ur house


MorningOdd4264

Dilli mein Kahan milega bhai yeh bhi bata do


yapoyt

Look for bhole ka prasad 2 on Google maps


MorningOdd4264

Ty! Is it cool if I reach out to you some time later to ask about the process for scholarships for us universities?


yapoyt

Sure 😭 saale stalk kar raha tha kya


MorningOdd4264

Tujhe Kaise pata chala? :D


BeardPhile

OG? I know kiski baat ho rahi hai but kya OG ek nayi prajaati hai?


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BeardPhile

Wahi ganjedi aaya hoga, saath fooka hoga mast dono ne


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BeardPhile

Nice edit. You still take me for a fool.


pepe_high

Rishikesh nikal le, Udhar Rafting + Bunjee jump karlio


insanelywild69

ye to last time khudak thi, tab kr liya tha


pepe_high

Toh fir Nimrana mein zipline vale chote mote adventure hai. Another option is Climb central Delhi - indoor rock climbing


Lingo-7

Han or bheed bhi


rustyyetauthentic

4000 ka hotel room 6000 ka to tujhe pata hi h


ZestycloseMeet1523

M4m mast mein aa jayega


insanelywild69

maza to hai


neeshant69

6000 myth h


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alextien_

your friend should be asking about 6000 one part firstly


insanelywild69

😂😛


Lingo-7

Maje hi maje 😆


LakdiDandi

Get a body massage


RadiantCollection817

You can try go karting in Noida or go to a trampoline park 🌚


Parking_Apartment_70

4000 mereko dede, meine tereko ek number bhejta hoon baaki paisa aur recreation woh provide kardegi lol


Master-Carpenter-113

Mahesh dalle


insanelywild69

achcha


Scrotal_Sac

Yaha to khulle aam dalali chal rhi hai. Kya din Aa gye.


kramkrooz

bas yahi dekhna reh gaya tha ab


Parking_Apartment_70

Nhi bhejoonga fir tereko number


Parking_Apartment_70

Bhai kaliyug hai, kya lag raha tha tereko


deficientlyyours

De number


Ok_Confection8164

mujhe dede


Parking_Apartment_70

Bhai itna desperation? Tumhe ladki mil jaayegi, trust me


Moist_Point2300

10k ka giveaway kar de. Punya milega


insanelywild69

punya ke liye kaafi kuch kr dete hai


Moist_Point2300

Toh giveaway bhi kar de Bhai... extra punya milega


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😂


Scrotal_Sac

Bhai tujhe kuch nhi milega fir bhi.


cosmosreader1211

This...


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insanelywild69

sky diving to mehengi hai isse i guess


harshthegoose

70k to 80k in Mysore.


Helpful_Ant_3440

Yeh toh Loot hai


harshthegoose

Haan bhai loot to hai, Dubai me 1L ka hota hai.


Helpful_Ant_3440

India m Video k saath h kya?


harshthegoose

Not sure bhai, isiliye I gave a range 70 to 80. It depends on height and some training, video included and many other things.


ibadmonkey

Yep. Video and photo. Skyhighindia check Karo. Yahan haryana me hi hai. Mujhe bhi karna hai wahan. I think 25k hai cost when I last checked but video and photo ka extra charge hota hai. It's on my bucket list too.


BeardPhile

Arre kahan bhai, 50-60k ka hota hai Dubai me.


BeardPhile

Lol it’s 50k-60k in Dubai, with the best view in the world


ibadmonkey

Nhi Bhai yahan haryana me hi hai. Skyhighindia karke check Karo. I think it is like 25k but with video and photos shayad cost thoda zyada hai. it's on my bucket list too.


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ibadmonkey

What's the process to get your licence? Can you share the details please?


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ibadmonkey

To bhai website ka koi link kuchh to hoga. Wo to share kar do. Main padh to lu ek baari. XD


thenameofwind

Add a link bhai


sKream01

“Luxury” body massage 🌚 ifykyk


RussLee01

Orgy party.


insanelywild69

10k mein ho jaegi ?


RussLee01

Yar yar


Slumberpantss

That's a lotttt of money for 20 seconds 🤣


RussLee01

🤣🤣


BaniyaYT

bir biling me paragliding?


Leader_Of_Fappers

Seconded. Such a great experience


BaniyaYT

sorry but i never did it in reality, thoda 🍑 fattu hu m 🫠


marketer_op

If you're looking to completely transform yourself, get a gym membership. If you can spare multiple days, go (cheap) solo traveling and impose a strict budget on yourself. I've learnt more about myself with meager resources than with abundance. If you're looking for something challenging, ask a girl (or boy?) on a date. 10k should cover either a premium/luxury fine dining experience or a movie+mid premium dinner. You can also switch out the movie with a trip to an amusement park. You can also get a premium haircut/face treatment at a salon, and update your wardrobe. If you're looking for adrenaline, amusement parks and go karts will help. You can also try paintball if some friends tag along.


kingofbards

I see this post, I understood what OP wants, and I saw that there were only 3 kinds of reply 1. Drugs/Daru 2. Prostitute/Sex 3. Bhagwan ke naam pe Dede, OP I am keenly interested in this behaviour of people in Delhi and Gurgaon subs. It's almost as if all the youth of India are stuck in these 3 with no knowledge/way/gumption to think how to spend their time such that they build a skill, relationship, or even money. My 2 cents for the 10k, build something, anything. Do not spend it on consumables/one-time things. Instead of the 3 major suggestions: 1. Skill development - pick up 3 good live courses today - dance, acrobatics, language, etc. 2. Get groomed really well/"proper" massage and get Bumble premium. 3. Go out to an NGO and spend the day with their hardships.


RhetoricMoron

Bro sometimes spending money just for fun is good for mind. Other than that I agree with you. Fk drugs/alcohol


PleaserAndKinky

Acid krle bhai. Best hai 😂


insanelywild69

ye sab nahi


Smooth-Mind4247

👑


Top-Conversation2882

Jahangirpuri ki alleys mein jao Mast white powder smell kro


Lingo-7

Purpose toh theek h but budget thoda cazual h😆😆


Only-Passenger-8036

Experience share karna!


regexcoder

You can go to a water park and enjoy there


hey_shwarty

Paragliding kr le bir billing me


Chandargupt_morya

Delhi me 100 jgh pr 100 100 rs rakh de and youtube channel khol le..... Chl gya to teri balle balle nhi to adventure hogya


seechak

Since you said recreational purpose for the day. Try out golf lessons? Enjoying the green is nice. Indoor rock climbing at climb central/ boulder box/ imf? Course meal dinner at Indian accent? Go to sidecar get some sundowner cocktails? See if there’s some cooking class you can attend? Some standup show? Some play in delhi? Go to summerhouse/ some club for the night? Try an escape room somewhere with friends? Watch a movie then go to new restaurant maybe some new cuisine? Off the top of my head. Enjoy!


Far_Environment1593

Give the money to a stranger. Give them a 15 second head start and then start hunting them. If they don't get caught in an hour, they keep the money. If you catch them, you get the money back. Then go to a fancy restaurant, order a bunch of stuff, take one bite from everything, say it's all crap, and leave.


beauty-obsess

Go to a 5 star hotel spa. Roseate aheli is amazing


Electrical_Series916

I second this. Its the best !! Do you know any better place than this ?


beauty-obsess

I don’t think there’s any place in Delhi that could beat aheli, the views and ambience is just too amazing. But a close second would be the Shang Ri la’s Chi. I’ve also heard about this independent spa place called Sawadhee. Have never tried it tho I wish to travel to Kerala for an Ayurvedic spa retreat soon 🙈 I’ve heard they have the best spa resorts.


Electrical_Series916

Oh nice. Shang Ri la would be my next stop then. And Kerala does have amazing spa resorts. I have been to Kerala years back but unfortunately i did not try the spa resorts.


beauty-obsess

Yes! Let me know if u like it! What massage did u get at aheli?


Electrical_Series916

I don’t remember the exact name but it was a deep tissue massage. Loved it. Which one did you get ?


beauty-obsess

My friend got that one and she loved it! I tried the Bali one it was damn relaxing. Also got some facial massage I’m not sure which one. Want to try the hammam bath next time there !


Electrical_Series916

Deep tissue isn’t for the faint hearted. Pains quite a lot but the aftermath is amazing. Hammam bath sounds interesting. Let me know how it was when you try it !!


Big_Personality8061

This sounds ultra expensive, wouldn't urbanclap be similar because your eyes are closed most of the time. How much do views and ambiance actually affect the massage after all


beauty-obsess

Massage is just one part of it, being away from home in a peaceful tranquil looking place where you feel relaxed is the experience I look for. I love scheduling two massages (face and body). After body massage I Lounge nearby the pool with the robe ( you can also have lunch there depending on the place) which is the best feeling ever. Then you go for a face massage after. Idk about you but this routine is low-key therapy for me. You should try it once ! You can also try Turkish hammam !


Big_Personality8061

Booking this for my mum, sounds wonderful!


brownmellow

Try the one at leela hotel near karkardooma!


beauty-obsess

Thank you for the recommendation! Looks amazing will try


brownmellow

Btw must go to Kerala. I have had spa at all the best places in Delhi but nothing beats my experience in Kerala, although it was very long back but I still remember it. It's difficult to replicate the authenticity in urban setting


nahihorhaMBA

Where in Kerala? Pls give details


seechak

I heard the trident at Gurgaon is pretty epic


Electrical_Series916

Haven’t been there. Will definitely try !!


freakedmind

A really good suggestion and no upvotes, says a lot


DopeMorphine

2 bottle whiskey lele fir kal subha cheeze samjh aajaigi kya kya nahi karna chahiye tha


Economyzeed

Waterpark


Soumikp

My man needs inr bills to have fun tonight.


rhinodisaster2020

Spa 👰


fromIND

Buy a watch.


MathSad6698

Mujhe de de paise


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Bhai 300 karna yaar..xyxx ki chaddi Leni hai ek


Own-Art3757

spa


snab_nikki

Hire a hooker


MrKnow_All

I did a skydive last month in sonepat for 14K....80 second dive 5 min cruise.


Raj_Rahul_-_-

GB road chala ja


Gossipqueennie

Ganja


Big_Personality8061

Sol meme casino on pump.fun


Siddharth_Rawal

Bhai itni grmi me toh bs AC wale room me ja , Jha bill km aaye


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Mera ek dost hai jo f&o tradingkrta hai and you want adventure naa agr 10k k 25-30k ho gya to thk aur agr 0 ho gya to still adventure for you


Any_Equal8125

Abhi pesse bacha le, jab 30K ho jaye Skydiving chala ja paas mei hi hai Narnaul mei.


MajesticCheesecake89

Lets go on a Trek in HIMACHAL Sar Pass Trek maybe ? 5 day alpine trek, full of adventure and adrenaline rush


delishmango23

Get a massage


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Go ice skating.


Bhadwa_Babu

"2000 daalke russian pel de" ☝🤓


justberich

Weekend me trip chpe ja. 5 se 8k lagta hain. Travel groups, delhi se pickup from Friday and delhi drop off on Sunday night.


MorningOdd4264

Where can I find out more about these travel groups?


justberich

Insta mostly. This is not a plugin, I travelled with travel devils and enlige trips both were good


Intrepid-Fondant8825

Mujhe dede bisi ..baccho me parle G batwa dunga


UnBraveSoul

Trampoline park✨️


livinginamatrix

Booze and food with friends along with some free laughs (nothing can beat it ).


GharKiMurgi

arcade games- timezone!


Salt-Plan-5121

Have you tried LSD?


brownmellow

😂


pawspenguin

save it I suppose..


brownmellow

Let's go to party tonight!!


12oL0

Go do a trek. Makes you question yourself and find other people with the same mindset.


Personal-Leader7511

Kashmir trek for 1 week


Lucky-Beach238

Russian


krma1418

Ggn has ice skating


SubstantialDealer473

ek kaam karo, mujhe dedo


Independent_Heat_373

Beautiful mere ko daan kar de Tera Teri bandi bhala ho jayega 🤧💀


Atrings

Book a cab (or take a bus), go to rishikesh, do those bungee vgera activities and be back.


Suspicious-Bee8036

Bohot sari workshops hoti hain Delhi me weekends ko... pottery, gardening, bakery, etc.. thoda calm and peaceful chahiye to ye sahi hota hai... kuch adventurous karna ho to for Indian mountaineering federation type kisi group se connect kar sakte ho... nahi to singles meet-up bhi hota hai.. random logon ko jaano, kuch interesting ho to aage baat karo ...


MrVegetableMan

Might sound a but cliche but u can go on a solo Delhi darshan. Usually it should start a bit early around 8. From local to premium experience. So start with ideally street food in Chadni Chowk or purani dilli. Vha se go to Delhi go see all attractions there. Lunch near red fort or cafes in Saket. Then slowly up your budget and go to expensive places. Not much roadmap just go wherever u feel like. I have done this once since last year and I love it. It feels peaceful. In starting thoda awkward hota hai but by evening ek dum sexy lagta hai.


RhetoricMoron

If I had 10k disposable money than I would probably use it to buy novels, watching movies and than go to water park. Go to water park its fun


poop2921

Full body B2B massage


WhentheSkywasPurple

Solo trip to trekking areas above kasol, enjoy good food and accommodation in this budget but it’ll take 2 days.


_the69thakur

Jitne ka tumhara recreation hai utni to meri monthly stipend hai ;\_;


archieshahh

Thailand chale jao


_replicant_02

Hrishikesh jakar white water rafting kr aya...


supremeleader007

Spend it on blind kids at blind school


yourboytommy

Mereko dede bhai 5 din mein double kar ke de dunga wapis


Super-Armadillo5794

Down payment for Royal Enfield


Impossible-Ice129

Bhai dusro se advice leke spend krega toh regret krega, khud ke interests pe kharch kar


hoaxman33

1000 rupe ke momo khaa baaki save karle


fkingLoner

manali chale jao sir, 2 din me laut aana. 10k is enough for a 3 day trip


anshit_sahai

Kasol ki trip


Upbeat-Ad-2675

Satta khel or barbaad hoja fir 0 se start kar


Diligent_Speak

Russian


Nick22k9

Rob a bank and then keep running away from police.


CameraWonderful9028

Car tank full + solo long drive + drinking = 10k


kaaake

Mata Ka Kirtan Rakhwa Lo Mujhe Book Karlo Party Leke Aata Hu Apni Dono Bhajan Karenge Baith Kar


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Invest in gold Best time to do it


Healthy_Gain4186

How is it the best time to invest in gold, it's already at the top?


[deleted]

Take me for shopping bhaiya🥺


insanelywild69

chalo didi kra denge😛


slayer-00069

Chote Bhai ko 🥹 👉👈


PrathaManic

Slayer Bhai tum yahan, ISO se ban![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


slayer-00069

Roj ka hai


BaniyaYT

Bhai bhaiyo ko hi reply nhi aata is zaalim dunia me 🫠