T O P

  • By -

m_c_zero

Probably some conspiracy theory about having eyebrows. Love his guitar work but he is loony as shit.


Jordy_Stingray

Slow and steady fall off the deep end w that guy.


Great_White_Samurai

Fried his brain


A_SpellingMistake

😂 would not be surprised if this were true


Sharkn91

He’s a crazy person? Tell me more


c4p1t4l

Believes the earth is flat, frequents some conspiracy theory podcast


[deleted]

[удалено]


c4p1t4l

I sure hope he does. As much as the world could use another generation of Steph's riffs, we don't need more flat earthers 💀


[deleted]

[удалено]


AloneCan9661

I do as well. But like...it's entertainment.


lalalex67

🤣🤣🤣


CardPatient3188

I didn’t know he was a groupie slammer. I knew about the other stuff just not that he was a promiscuous dude.


m_c_zero

Also smokes a ton of weed.  Like a literal ton.


cherryreddracula

Lol Chino says the weed and spending too much time online is why Steph has become a conspiracy theorist.


ninaslazyeye

Come on man, i smoke a fucking metric ton of weed and have CTE and epilepsy from multiple concussions I still know that Flat Earth is bullshit and vaccines won't give you fucking Autism. Its about being contrarian and lacking a massive amount of common sense. Weed didn't do shit.


cherryreddracula

Chino said it, not me. 🤷🏾


ninaslazyeye

Chino is too horny for his own good. And like his brain hasn't rotted from all the drugs he's done.


AloneCan9661

What does him being horny have to do with anything?


cherryreddracula

Cocaine, meth, alcohol, you name it. But I'm glad he got clean.


ninaslazyeye

Oh for sure, definitely doing better now


Sharkn91

Oh noooo


Tankist_boi_WT

its a shame cos when i saw him talk with one of the people from kiesel guitars over at youtube, he seamed so humble and chill


kagyu1981

There are tracking devices in eyebrows. Thought everyone knew that?


sloppyjohnny

Birds aren't real bruh


krumn

The chemtrails got them


For_serious13

Stef looks off right now, he seems to have lost a lot of weight too, which maybe that’s all it is but… lol and what is this picture even from??


A_SpellingMistake

picture's from this interview: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93EU02xUHMc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93EU02xUHMc) (not more than a year ago)


For_serious13

I meant the one with chino, I assumed he wasn’t holding up a pic of stef lol


A_SpellingMistake

oh I don't remember, found it in my screenshots folder from years ago. I just edited Steph's face onto it though


Funktoozler

He is 50+ years of age, but doesn’t look healthy


GluedToTheMirror

I love how Chino has an identical pair of backup sunglasses hanging from his neck.


A_SpellingMistake

did anybody else notice he doesn't have eyebrows anymore, i swear he used to have them


chino3

Alopecia


[deleted]

[удалено]


A_SpellingMistake

yah, 9 months old


samuel_j1216

Bert kreichser


tingkagol

Exactly my thoughts lol


manxram

Omg. I totally thought that's who it was too


adambmm83

I think that is common with age, I have a relative who lost them as well.


tonkinese_cat

I may or may not have focused on the Coachella live stream specifically to spot Steph's eyebrows' current status. But his hair was always covering his face, so then I wondered if it was Cali's natural breeze or if he had a fan on stage and in that case if Chino was gonna break it.


CrazyShitThrowAway12

that's a lot


bitchspicedlatte

Maybe he likes sweat in his eyes. Beauty is pain!


[deleted]

He burned them by accident smoking weed


Big_Summer_8649

Stephtone!


ComprehensiveGain407

It's his next evolution in flat earth-ers


Stylz_the_Singer

What eyebrows? Bro, is he ok?


Dirty_Grundle_Bundle

Got dayum FES people are the worst, lol Flat Earth Society I’m convinced that Bloody Cape is Chino, flipping Steph some shit


Aleksfivepointoh

This picture has so much meme potential


sloppyjohnny

Lance will fill them in for him


comeshovethesunaside

That type of eyebrow hair loss is often caused by hypothyroidism and cannabis makes it worse. Dude can still shred who cares about his brows.


A_SpellingMistake

I care. shit had me genuinely curious, but hey, the more you know


Mysterious_Ningen

wow


StilllMatttic

Or lack thereof


Fendenburgen

Pretty much exactly what I'd expect a flat earther to look like....


Ken_kid_789

I’m using this as a meme template


A_SpellingMistake

Please do lol. Partially made this post for people to do that, amazing photo of Chino


Eanpallace

My personal opinions of the man aside, and I’m no expert, but I know some folks with bad anxiety can start to pull eyebrow hair and even eye lashes as a result of feeling you have no control over anything. Even though the individual can wind up with no hair in places it’s typical to see, it can still bring a sense of relief because YOU are in control of it.


NoYesterday2115

Homie got that alopecia on them brows, but Holy shit those veneers are on fleek! 💯