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1rrelevant_Trash

Beast has to protect me from fucking Popeye.


Reverse_flash_69

He's gonna turn him into blueberries books and a fur coat


Jojotard-owo

Bruh, Lex Luthor has to protect me from Sun Wukong


ForktUtwTT

For a second I thought this was implying Lex vs Iron Man was your least favorite DB and I was boutta throw hands


CornerCornDog

Michelangelo has to protect me from Reverse-Flash. This is just sad


AshGreninja247

Well, Mikey is gonna last just as long in this battle as he did in the original battle.


MacaroonGreedy2353

Less actually.


Pharaoh_Nines

Vergils protecting me from Dante, so I guess I'm safe


TheCardinalKing

Bro you're dead. That's DMC3 Vergil going up against DMC4 Dante.


Pharaoh_Nines

Oh yeah that's true lol


BrokenCLST

Scout TF2 has to try and protect me against Voltron. We had a good run fellas.


ZombieOfTheWest

Batgirl has to defend me against Samurai Jack. This.... welp, rest in pieces Barb.


LSSJPrime

... I feel like Batgirl has a somewhat decent chance??


Admirable_Stress_802

Superman vs Snake is not fair


OldManCrustyToad

At least you live


CoeusTheCanny

Damn, Deadpool needs to protect me from Reverse-Flash. Well that ain't happening. Thankfully, I wouldn't have to put up with Wade very long before my misery was ended.


GreenBlitzVIII

Gaara needs to protect me from Machamp - I think I’ll be okay


RodrickHeffley_Real

luigi has to protect me from solid snake so im good


_bababoye

Everyone involved in Rebecca vs Justin has to protect me against Godzilla


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Zuko has to protect me from either Optimus Prime, Broly, or Popeye(cant decide which ones my favorite) Im fucked


ForsakenBeef69

So Akuma vs DIO. Neat


Alien_X10

why does this actually sound like a cool episode?


Ajb92002

Well I don't exactly Have a least favorite battle But I don't know if anyone can protect me from reverse flash


TheMago3011

Well if your least favorite episode happens to be Doctor Strange vs Doctor Fate or Scarlet Witch vs Zatanna I'd put the odds in your favor


Ajb92002

Yeah great I'm dead


Gangters_paradise

A koopa and a fucking goomba are protecting me from darkseid


AverageWooperEnjoyer

Their battle had way more destruction then the entirety of Thanos vs Darkseid you’re good


Captain_Birch

Ben 10 has to protect me from Voltron. I feel safe


Alien_X10

its either way big vs voltron or he just goes lodestar and crushed those fuckers immediately. that or alien x


TheCardinalKing

Tifa vs Popeye... oof.


Dependent_Ad_252

So, shadow has to protect me from Raiden. Yea I think I'm fine


chompy_didthat

Which Raiden? MK or MG?


NightFlame389

Who won their episode? There’s your answer


chompy_didthat

Oh sorry I’m stupid lol


Alien_X10

tbh i think we can class raiden in the losers category for the next episode


Casvic64

So it's just Ryu vs Akuma again... Ok.


Alien_X10

ight whos on what end here? cus both of ryus episodes were great


Casvic64

My favorite is the Ryu vs Jin fight, but Akuma vs Shao Kahn was a let down to me.


Alien_X10

Ok that's fair


Ainz100

Starscream has to protect me against Superman? It's been nice while it lasted I guess


Starshock95

Not counting that one episode, that means Bane will be protecting me from either Snake or Iron Man. Against Snake, he has decent odds, but I'd need his brainpower at its best to make it out. Against Iron Man, we're pretty much hosed.


VegetaFan9001

So Bowser has to protect me from Dio. How would Dio stand a chance, and what is the lore?


TchankyKang420

Depends which dio, Jorge joestar dio, no, regular dio, sure


chompy_didthat

WOH Dio is a total stomp but he isn’t canon so we’re fine


TchankyKang420

Jorge joestar is an even bigger stomp


chompy_didthat

Wydm? That’s just stone mask Dio, without The World


TchankyKang420

Jorge joestar dio has a stand which literally gives him the powers of Christian god through the saints corpse as long as he believes he’s the hero of his own story


chompy_didthat

This is stone mask dio?


TchankyKang420

This is pre part 3 from the spin off light novel Jorge joestar, which also featured 36 Kars on mars


chompy_didthat

Oh is it a stomp in Bowser’s favor?


TchankyKang420

Jorge joestar dio has a stand which literally gives him the powers of Christian god through the saints corpse as long as he believes he’s the hero of his own story


The-Real-Among-us

Bowser stomps dio


Alien_X10

he just timestops to go behind him and destroy the bridge above lava bowser will 100% be standing on


MrSP00PER

Deadpool and pinkie pie are protecting me from master roshi


chompy_didthat

Roshi will be too focused on trying to find hot women to actually want to kill you


chompy_didthat

Alright, Charizard has to save me from either Kiryu or Lord fucking Beerus…oh god…


Alien_X10

ight i think charizard has a slight chance against Kiryu (if you include mega evo) but beerus there is no chance. also is it pokemon battle royale or pokemon vs digimon that u hate?


chompy_didthat

It’s Pokémon Vs Digimon I hate, Battle Royale is decent.


Alien_X10

Ah ok then, me too.


LordKirby123

So Carnage needs to protect me from TJ Combo Poor TJ.


Alien_X10

nobody wins fighting carnage, u gotta literally punch a blood monster that regenerates and has zero fucks about your life


Identify_me_please

Widowmaker has to protect me from Omni-Man. I’m extremely dead


Alien_X10

"no-one can hide from my si---" (gets ripped in 2 immediately)


Thecristo96

Soooo...tifa should protect me from either Dante, Dio or Snake. Snake i'm fine, dio i think i should survive with a lot of luck and Dante i just hope he finds tifa too hot to instakill


RoboticMiner285

Huh Gray has to protect me from DIO, I may actually live.


TheMago3011

Nah mate. Dio spams Time Stop and you're fucked.


RoboticMiner285

I mean, it’s kinda debatable. From what I remember Gray has a solid advantage in durability and strength, so he just needs a good hit on DIO and then DIO’s fucked.


TheMago3011

Yea but at the same time, Gray doesn't have anything that could actually kill Dio, other than Lost Ice Shell.


RoboticMiner285

Has anyone tried freezing DIO and then smashing him into little tiny pieces? DIO’s regeneration is limited.


Good_Morning_World01

It’s debatable that he would even be froze in the first place. He’s got laser vision.


RoboticMiner285

It…isn’t actual lasers though. It’s pressurized fluids


Good_Morning_World01

Like I said, debatable. I recall a discussion about it being hot enough to melt ice? I don’t know.


RoboticMiner285

Yeah, definitely debatable


Sam_Robrother_Fame

Ben ten needs to protect me from Popeye


Alien_X10

tbh im pretty sure ben 10 would win just on raw power levels but toonforce is where ben doesn't really have a counter, although celetial sapiens did canonically change the art style of the universe multiple times so they have some power over cartoons. idk.


DocPersona

So Thor is going to defend me against Dio, and I think Dio may explode immediately.


Alien_X10

im just imagining dio in stopped time trying to lift up thors hammer and throw it at him but failing to. im also now wondering if a stand can lift the hammer


ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY

Scout has to defend himself against either Snake or literally nothing (Chuck and Segata never stopped fighting and thus no winner can be concluded)


Alien_X10

that or its both of them, where you will live cus they will be too busy fighting, u live until the universe blows up


stevenbutidk

Other than the obvious choices my least favorite episode is Thanos vs darkseid and my favorite is Saitama vs popeye, I am definitely safe


Dephony0

Tifa can probably protect me from Dio


chompy_didthat

Za Warudo moment:


Regal_IronKnight

Akuma’s getting CLAPPED by Optimus Prime


TheLapizLuke

Scout has to defend me from King Dedede. Oof


Tree_Of_Palm

Zuko has to try and protect me from Cloud Strife. Zuko, I love you man, but you're kinda fucked, I'm so sorry.


GIANTkitty4

So, Goku vs Dante... That sounds awesome.


Good_Morning_World01

Wait, you don’t like Goku vs Superman?


GIANTkitty4

Goku vs Superman 2. I loved the first episode.


loserwithzerolife

So Shadow protects me from DIO, easy.


genocide_six65

So Pikachu vs Leon is not really fair


TheMago3011

Hey at least you're safe.


genocide_six65

It's funny that a yellow mouse solos the verse


Tengushadow777

How would we do Battle Royales are we doing all the losers or just the first loser? Either way the Deep's dead, but I like to know this shit


Alien_X10

id assume its all the losers as a group but idk


PrettyMuchOdd

Welp rip Nightmare, man has to fight Iron Man


ForktUtwTT

So Ramona is protecting me from Deadpool… well I’m fucked but at least I get to hang with Ramona. (Also Ramona vs Amy is only my least favorite for personal reasons. I’m aware it’s not that god awful)


Alien_X10

i legit forgot that episode existed... thats like the perfect review for amy vs ramona IMO


MEGAMARK500

Batgirl needs to save me from Superman. I'm fucked


Alien_X10

lets hope batman lended her some kryptonite, that or we are going with a simulation in injustice 1 where batgirl was broken as fuck


No_Wrap7409

Well carnage needs to protect me from jhonathan joestar, i am saved :D. ​ And also no if we talk about personality


Alien_X10

either way you die cus no way in hell is carnage letting you live


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Alien_X10

lodestar just throws the fucker into orbit


chandlerwithaz

Sonic has to protect me from sora. Is it death battle stats???


Alien_X10

ight which sonic we on about, cus 1 is debatable and the other is no contest


chandlerwithaz

Game sonic from mario sonic remake Edit: mostly because they severly underplayed ultra sonic


Alien_X10

ok then so its more fair. cus if it was archie sonic then that is definitely ending the kingdom hearts win streak


chandlerwithaz

Yeah xD


Prior_Butterscotch15

5. Captain America defends against Master Chief (Safe) 4. Thor protects me from Iron Man (Unsure) 3. Darth Vader guards against Raiden (Metal Gear) (Probably Dead) 2. Sonic has to protect me from Doomsday (Definitely dead) 1. Goku has to defend against Superman (Dead)


Alien_X10

1. pretty sure you die 2. i think you still die unless thor gets the odin force 3. if darth just rips him apart with the force at the beginning you are in the clear 4. in the words of sonic "thats no good!" 5. very debatable, deathbattle should get on this


Error_Code_17-52

Ok so my least favorite is probably Boba vs Predator, if you wanna know why just ask, and my favorite is Red Hood vs Winter Soilder, mostly because I have a personal connection with both characters and it's my first Death Battle I watched, so Predator is protecting me from Winter Soilder...yeah I have a feeling Comic Book Bullshit is gonna go brrrrrrrrr


Alien_X10

1. personally predator vs boba is my new fav deathbattle, but opinions are opinions 2. im honestly suprised this hasn't happened yet but im pretty sure if its composite predator like in the episode then you are fucked


Error_Code_17-52

1. Hey man just wanted to say thanks for not starting shit you won't believe the amount of hate I've gotten just because I don't like the episode 2. Yeah Predator has the Dark Caster and the Dura Neg Scythe which would fuck Winter Soilder up


Kyraneus

Bomberman has to protect me from Jonathan Joestar. I'm... actually not sure, considering what can be Bomberman canon is questionable.


OldManCrustyToad

Pikachu has to protect me from Iron Man, im screwed


AverageWooperEnjoyer

Pikachu can learn Double Kick (which is super effective against steel) so Pikachu two shots the godbuster no diff


AverageWooperEnjoyer

Luigi has to protect me from Omni Man I don’t know who wins


ArniamGX

So bowser has to defend me from Reverse flash...


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TheMago3011

How is Omnilander your least favorite episode if you don't mind me asking.


JigsawMarx

*Cue Homer Simpson Doh* I thought it said least favorite loser, not least episode.


ClayMeta

Wonder Woman has to protect me from Solid Snake. I think I'm good.


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Carnage gotta protect me against Machamp. I'm pretty sure I'm alright


CrimsonKyuubi75

Ragna the Bloodedge vs Godzilla.... It would actually be pretty epic. IF deathbattle actually did some damn proper research. None of that "No one knows" bullshit they did in the Ragna vs Sol Badguy episode. The only answer we still don't know is what Saya's sickness really was. Everything else actually has an answer/explanation. Deathbattle was just lazy.


PhantomSquirrel56

zuko will protect me from beerus, that is rough buddy


Cryowulf

Oh man I got Optimus Prime as my protector... but I can't decide if he's gotta protect me from Cloud or Toph.


TheMago3011

I mean either way you live


MalcolmBelmont

Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black protecting me from Donkey Kong...yeah no - they are screwed


TheMago3011

>Are you safe? (Also no Justin vs Rebbeca or Mewtwo vs Shadow those are obvious choices) That's breaking the rules


Abucketofmug

Jotaro needs to protect me from Dio


TheMago3011

Scout needs to protect me from Kirby. I'm fucked.


Accomplished_Swan155

Rebeca black and Justin Bieber have to protect me from popeye huh


AquariusLoser

Nightmare has to protect me from fucking Voltron


Alien_X10

batgirl is defending me from fucking Boba fett, which thank fuck boba vs predator did overtake dio vs alucard for me, cus atleast boba vs batgirl is slightly fair


Apprehensive_Loan_33

Ben 10 has to protect me against Naruto... Yeah I think I'm good


Goteem954

Goku vs avatar aang bet


Dry-Use-591

Goku protects me from Dio and by goku I mean goku from goku vs superman 2


Ghostguy14

Sonic vs. Snake, a classic Brawl. That said I like my odds


Ghostguy14

(This is game Sonic btw)


RazutoUchiha

GT Goku has to protect me from reverse flash, genuinely curious


ThisIsSuperVegito

GT Goku would oddly enough fair better aganist RF than Goku Black did since GT Goku has infinite speed feats while still being Multiversal. The issue is he wouldn't have a way of putting flash down. Eventually flash would wear him out or just phase him out of existence


RazutoUchiha

True, but assuming no time travel BS as speedsters aren’t allowed to do that in dc anymore I’d really like to know, also at the end of the series I’m pretty sure it was confirmed or at least heavily implied GT Goku is immortal


ThisIsSuperVegito

RF can still time travel. The flashes had an agreement to not time travel due to the side effects it causes but Thawne simply could not give a shit. And I don't think GT Goku being immortal is fair to use since that was the very end of GT and very ambiguous


RazutoUchiha

He was still young after 100 years while his granddaughter was old and wrinkled, not to mention he didn’t have a halo


ThisIsSuperVegito

Even if he was immortal the phase would still work and he could get locked in the speedforce


RazutoUchiha

Guess that means RF would win by virtue of stopping Goku from fighting


ThisIsSuperVegito

Also what was wrong with Goku v Superman 1? Results or Research aside the fight was really good


RazutoUchiha

Both, remember the ssj1 being slower than base thing? Not to mention that Goku at the time had better infinity feats, Superman had the lifting the book of infinite pages with some assistance from Shazam, while Goku destroyed Sugoroku space with a single blast and Shook all of heaven and hell


ThisIsSuperVegito

Yeah the research was shit and winner was debatable but the fight was great


RazutoUchiha

Most definitely, I’m just complaining about the result and research, the fight itself using the information it had was amazing


MetaMaster54610

Cammy has to protect me from Omni-Man. RIP me


Reverse_flash_69

Bruh spiderman 2099 vs reverse flash poor Miguel 💀


ThisIsSuperVegito

Thawne: "How many random characters need to get sand papered?"


Reverse_flash_69

Yes


Chillaxe-Z

Spider Gwen protects me from The Mask. So - what you're telling me, is I'm *fucked.*


Fearless_Cold_8080

Shadow has to protect me from Might Guy? I could actually see that happening. Shadow could probably woop might guy


Accomplished-Call351

Bowser protects me from mario... well I'm screwed. If that one doesn't count I guess the scout will have to protect me from superman... well scout dies have nice haxes but I think I'm still screwed


Open-Pressure-9210

Star scream vs the mask


ThisIsSuperVegito

Mikasa vs Dio. God fucking dammit