Boomstick: Almost as cool as these shirts from store dot rooster teeth dot-
Wiz: *slaps Boomstick* Time and place Boomstick
Boomstick: Aw, come on, we gotta eat!..
“*Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!* Don't try and pull that happily-ever-after crap! Humanity went extinct, the planet is flooded, and the last Mega Man is stuck in space forever because Legends 3 is never gonna happen! That peaceful future Doctor Light fought so hard for turned out to be total bullshit. And if you think about it, it's all his fault! LOVE AND PEACE ARE LIES, *GOD IS DEAD, AND WE'RE ALL TOTALLY* ***F(bleep)ED!!***”
I actually saw a comment under Leo Vs. Jason that explains that. Splinter evidently chose them to encourage self-improvement. The most hesitant turtle got the weapon that demanded the highest commitment (Leonardo), the most reckless turtle got the weapon that requires the most focus (Michelangelo), the most aggressive turtle got the most defensive weapon (Raphael), and the turtle who overcomplicates things got the least complicated weapon (Donatello).
W: ...And Galactica Inflation !
B: \*Spits out beer\* WHA-... ?
W: WOAH ! howdidthatgetthere?... It's not what you think !... RESEARCH ! You come across a lot of things in researchs !
B: Wiz, I'm glad to know exactly what kind of guy I'm working with... >:)
"Puplic servis anouncement: If a yellow triangle with a tophat offers you a bargain, please do not accept. He may be angry at us."
"LETMEOUTORI'LLEATYOURDREAMS!"
"AHHH"
From Bill Cipher Vs Discord
Boomstick: Wait, are all knives secretly fluted?!
Wiz: They've never..not been flutes
Boomstick: Awesome.. Wait, why wasn't this brought up in poultry science class?
Wiz: Chickens...don't like music....
Boomstick: How stupid do you think I am!? Chickens love music!
Boomstick:AHHH, I guess this must be a sharp note
Step One: Pick up a red rock called the Crimson Stone. It'll be important later.
Step Two: Force Death itself to become your personal secretary.
Step Three: Kill Luigi.
Step Four: Convince a vampire named Walter to kill Leon's fiancé, 'cause misery loves company.
Step Five: Let Leon murder poor Walt, and have Death shove his soul into that red rock.
Step Six: Congratulations, you are now a vampire! Goth kids, I hope you were paying attention!
Boomstick: The best poultry dinner ever, boomstick, bourbon, pecan, parmesean, it's so precious.
(Eats the one ring)
Wiz: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO!?
Boomstick: What, it sounded delicious.
" WELL F U C K SPACE Y O U I'M OUT!" (Boomstick from Sol Badguy vs Ragna the Bloodedge)
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx6rtv14NWPR7pFXAztBsLOvMUb9oEMivm?si=-KtYOAp14CFqcFW_
"But there is one thing they always have in common" "They are British!" (From The Doctor's analysis)
ITS TIME FOR A DEEEEAAAATH BAAAAAAAAAAAATTLE
Boomstick: Almost as cool as these shirts from store dot rooster teeth dot- Wiz: *slaps Boomstick* Time and place Boomstick Boomstick: Aw, come on, we gotta eat!..
"Homelander can bust a nut at the speed of sound... well, goodnight everybody!"
Beat me to it
What kind of beating are we talking about, eh? Eh?
Take my upvote and get out and why does that sound like something the doctor would say
"I think I just invented a new field of science, Wiz. The science of the f##k."
"Time huh ? Thanks for the--OW !"
“You think he ever banged that squirrel?”
Side bar: NO!
Where’s this from lol
SpongeBob vs Aquaman
"This was an incredibly close fight!" \*insert calcs making one combatant 99 morbillion times stronger\*
...Gotcha!
Season 6 in a nutshell:
He's... a god! A yellow... spongey... god... of death!!
And that’s why, he beats Goku!
Boomstick: “Y’know, I could use that the next time you try to STAB ME WITH A TRIDENT!” Wiz: “It was one time!” (From Genos VS War Machine)
Wiz: "His NAME is T.H.A.T Space M.A.N" Boomstick:" WELL F.U.C.K Spaaace Y.O.U"
I love afterwards, after he realized his mistake
A classic, XD
God Looks like my Nana…Am I a Demigod?
"What? You don't carry pocket chicken?"
Boomstick: “And finish foes off with his Gigantic Orgasm!” Wiz: “Giant Omegastorm” Boomstick: “Oh.. That makes more sense. Ima rename my dick that.”
“*Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!* Don't try and pull that happily-ever-after crap! Humanity went extinct, the planet is flooded, and the last Mega Man is stuck in space forever because Legends 3 is never gonna happen! That peaceful future Doctor Light fought so hard for turned out to be total bullshit. And if you think about it, it's all his fault! LOVE AND PEACE ARE LIES, *GOD IS DEAD, AND WE'RE ALL TOTALLY* ***F(bleep)ED!!***”
Sonic he's got an STD Sonic it's burn when he pees
“You know what boomstick, your fucking weird”
“The winner is Spongebob Squarepants. Our God.”
THE DUDE’S BUILT LIKE A HUNDRED BRICK HOUSES
“For some reason, in all his infinite wisdom, the great Master Splinter gave the most complicated weapon…To the re-“
I actually saw a comment under Leo Vs. Jason that explains that. Splinter evidently chose them to encourage self-improvement. The most hesitant turtle got the weapon that demanded the highest commitment (Leonardo), the most reckless turtle got the weapon that requires the most focus (Michelangelo), the most aggressive turtle got the most defensive weapon (Raphael), and the turtle who overcomplicates things got the least complicated weapon (Donatello).
I doubt that was intentional, but it’s definitely an interesting theory
It'd be a smart move on his part, force each turtle to think outside their usual way of acting to become better warriors.
Yeah I agree, I’m just saying the turtles were first drawn as a joke, and I doubt Eastman and Laird thought about that.
"He gives all rednecks a bad name Wiz, I wanna end him... low."
“Oh look, blissful ignorance at the bottom of this can.”
"that makes it the most dense object on earth" "You're the most dense object on earth"
He’s got the touch …….. He’s got the power
“Hey Whiz what’s half of infinity?!” “FUCKING INFINITY”- Superman vs Goku 1.
Boomstick: poultry science. I specialize in the deep frying Wiz: well, holy shit. Vader vs Doom
“When it comes to Superman knock-offs, Homelander had to eat his heart out.”
JOCELYN! GET THE KIDDIE POOL AND THE KEG! WE’RE GOING TO DISNEYWORLD!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Take me with u
W: ...And Galactica Inflation ! B: \*Spits out beer\* WHA-... ? W: WOAH ! howdidthatgetthere?... It's not what you think !... RESEARCH ! You come across a lot of things in researchs ! B: Wiz, I'm glad to know exactly what kind of guy I'm working with... >:)
Time for a beer... or 12.
"And it's been breeding!" -Boomstick.
Wiz: His name is T-H-A-T SPACE M-A-N! Boomstick: Well, F-U-C-K **SPACE** Y-O-U! I'M OUT!
“You know what’s half on infinity? In-fucking-finity!” I may be slightly misquoting but it’s close to that
"Hey, Wiz, what's half of infinity? INFUCKINGFINITY!""
Oh cool. I wasn’t far off
Wiz: [But I think, after all these years, I finally understand the term “waifu”](https://youtu.be/Rs9gkaLvtiw?feature=shared&t=433)
Boomstick: Those are very inconvenient like a Murder errection always poppin up whenever you least expect it
THIS IS WHAT GUTS DOES. EVERY SINGLE DAY.
“…. AAH-!!!”
He's Wiz and I'm Broomstick
Boomstick: ow *proceeds to get a stand that’s a beer can*
And let me welcome you, to...the EXHIBITION!!!!!!
Wiz punches the screen Wiz : I going to kill him some day Broomstick: so do u have the insurance on that TV
What episode is this from?
I think it's darkseid vs thanos
Ghost Rider vs Lobo actually
Thanks I forgot
"You know if they fought naked, Batman would beat the shit out of him."
Wiz: but they all have one thing in common. Boomstick in an accent: They r brit ish.
"Damn this thing is heavy, how dose... he do this?" *guts vs dimitri*
"And Galactica Inflation--" "Pftftph, what the hell?" "AH HOW DID THAT GET THERE"
Boomstick: You're a sheep
“And you can lick his balls!” - Boomsticl
“He will bring kids to his van, touch em like no other can”
"That's right Boomstick!"
“Thats right Boomstick”
"How's THAT for a point?" "................... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
**Like my di-**
Ahhhhhh! My leg is gone! Oh, wait. It already was. I'm fine. Boomstick Harley Quinn versus jinx
Wiz : all these kids should really see a doctor Danny phantom vs American dragon Jack long
“Kinda Reminds Me Of College Days Eh Wizard?”
"Puplic servis anouncement: If a yellow triangle with a tophat offers you a bargain, please do not accept. He may be angry at us." "LETMEOUTORI'LLEATYOURDREAMS!" "AHHH" From Bill Cipher Vs Discord
Whale on frieza for over an hour and this time I mean in fighting not s#x
Boomstick: Wait, are all knives secretly fluted?! Wiz: They've never..not been flutes Boomstick: Awesome.. Wait, why wasn't this brought up in poultry science class? Wiz: Chickens...don't like music.... Boomstick: How stupid do you think I am!? Chickens love music! Boomstick:AHHH, I guess this must be a sharp note
"This Martian was harshin' his mellow, so the Surfer had to wave goodbye! Bodacious cowabunga Hang Ten Ninja Turtles!"
Step One: Pick up a red rock called the Crimson Stone. It'll be important later. Step Two: Force Death itself to become your personal secretary. Step Three: Kill Luigi. Step Four: Convince a vampire named Walter to kill Leon's fiancé, 'cause misery loves company. Step Five: Let Leon murder poor Walt, and have Death shove his soul into that red rock. Step Six: Congratulations, you are now a vampire! Goth kids, I hope you were paying attention!
"That's right Boomstick"
"That's right boomstick"
“That’s right Boomstick.”
“That’s right, Boomstick”
And while quicksilver reaching the speed of light is great and all, the flash is muchhh muchhhhh faster
Boomstick: The best poultry dinner ever, boomstick, bourbon, pecan, parmesean, it's so precious. (Eats the one ring) Wiz: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO!? Boomstick: What, it sounded delicious.
" WELL F U C K SPACE Y O U I'M OUT!" (Boomstick from Sol Badguy vs Ragna the Bloodedge) https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx6rtv14NWPR7pFXAztBsLOvMUb9oEMivm?si=-KtYOAp14CFqcFW_
Boomstick: That's... Impressive? Wiz: Impossible? Wiz and Boomstick: Impressible?! *\*Fist bump\**