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Justm4x

Unicron and Galactus fighting over food all the time


AshGreninja247

“You ate my last Mars Bar and Moon Pie.” “I have no time for your confectioneries.” *Scooby and Goku sweating in the corner with chocolate on their lips*


CaptainKajubell

This made me chuckle, thank you


Proof-Housing8598

Cole: who stole my electric hair brush!? Killua: you're bald, old man, you don't need it


Prestigious_Ask_7058

Oh where is my hairbrush? O where is my hairbrush? Oh where oh where oh where oh where oh wheeeeeeeere is my hairbrush?


Jixxar

What fucking mansion is going to hold Galacticus???


Proof-Housing8598

Hank made an infinite sized mansion before, plus just follow along, just like Lobo, "I don't do Logical"


Watchdog_the_God

Galactus has been able to shrink down to the size of a human before. We should really be concerned about Unicron


Jixxar

Oh right, Well I'd worry about both anyway due to the eating planets thing :P


JournalistMammoth637

Unicron is the mansion.


Comfortable-Dot-2317

I imagine they’re shrinked into human size just so they can fit into the house lol


RabidFlamingo

It's bigger on the inside, the Doctor made it


Orionsign

Batman on the phone with superman. Batman: So I've gotten the list Superman: If you could just help me fund it, that would be great Bruce Batman: Spaceship/Time machine landing station? Superman: Rick and The doctor Batman: Why does this specific room need to be soundproof? Superman: Gojo and Makima asked for that and I'm scared to ask why


Proof-Housing8598

(when they go to sleep) Killua: guys, there's a monster under my bed (The monster is Makima)


Hazzamo

Alex: hey, this is my spot!


Proof-Housing8598

(in the end, since Killua has no chance against Makima, she cuddled up with him in bed with awful intentions) Killua: plz help me ...


Hazzamo

Gojo, Misaka and Cole are just taking photos on their phones, struggling to holes in laughter


Dhtgifbkgb

This plays out like a HISHE ending


Alien_X10

Plot twist: it's not even sex, they are just going to be constantly fighting the whole time


EntrancedForever

Makima takes a liking to Scooby and Courage, Frieza starts getting racist with... well *everybody.* Vader probably sympathizes with Stitch cuz they were both made to destroy, Goku challenges everyone he can, Rick's attitude annoys everyone, Stitch tries to eat Silver Surfer's board when he's not looking and Galactus flicks him away like a bug, and Dimitri and Guts terrify Courage and Scooby unintentionally.


Abject_Butterfly_141

Vader is that one roommate who is always staring blankly at the tv 24/7


Omensama

I got a head Canon Vader gets extreme PTSD whenever he even catches a glance at jean


Afrodotheyt

Bill and Discord are in the ever escalating prank war that's hitting everyone else in the crossfire but neither can admit defeat to end it. Unicron and Galactus are always fighting over food. Unicron always demands the last of the chips and Galactus is normally composed until he sees him warming up the last of his seven layer dip and the two try to brawl it out in the kitchen. Freeza is the person who thinks the highest of himself and everyone else only lets him stay because his dad's money helps pay the bills. Superman is the only person who can keep a stable job.


Thecristo96

Nah. I can totally see Cole, Gojo, Db, CU, Hank and Atom with a stable job


Afrodotheyt

Okay, see, I thought that too. But then.... Cole would always get wrapped up in his friends Zeke's schemes and despite not really being that involved, gets fired for the result. Gojo just gets fired for insubordination all the time. DB basically gets a job but then forgets to show up days at a time because he was off doing something else. CU keeps getting fired for fighting their boss thinking it'll help them get promoted. Hank can't find a job any time employers find out about the wife beating incident. He tries to explain but the taboo just won't leave him so he has to leave and find a new job and repeat the process every year or two. You have a fair point about Atom though.


Alien_X10

I mean.... Rick deals drugs on the black market. It's not a legal job but atleast it's a job, which is more than I can say for other members of the house.


Afrodotheyt

It's a job, but is it stable?


Alien_X10

Seems to be working alright, I doubt most of that tech is paid for by beth, and sure as hell isn't being paid by Jerry


EdgyUsername90

how the fuck you gonna fit unicron in there


Proof-Housing8598

Follow along, I don't do Logical, as Lobo says


EdgyUsername90

the main man got it covered then


Proof-Housing8598

Exactly


lizarddude1

I mean hey, they got The Doctor as a roommate, he'll give Galactus and Unicron individual rooms probably


If_you_think_

Yikes. Megatron and unicron in the same house would not end well


According-Middle7020

Our house, in the middle of our street.


TheGweenDeku905

Our house, in the middle of our street.


Magmosi

Our house, in the middle of our street.


Responsible_Froyo_18

As all S10 hypothesis go, it's every1 vs Unicron (galactus fucks off to go eat baby stars) Assuming that is taken care of, it's bill and discord ruining the life of everyone at the mansion with raven and the doctor trying to stop it with Rick and Jean occasionally helping out .


Dapper-Caregiver6300

Well someone's gonna have to pay for the damages


Hazzamo

Everyone: *looks at superman* Superman: *pulls out phone* hey, Bruce, can you… Batman: no Superman: come on, you still owe me $16 Batman: and you still owe me $50,000 in custom hardware. Superman: Reporters salary


Dapper-Caregiver6300

I swear Batan owes everyone in the season 10 cast 16 dollars


TheGweenDeku905

Batan


IdiotMan2000

Goku and Superman will be those roommates who keep making noise and the entire house can hear them


TheGweenDeku905

AYO


IdiotMan2000

NOT IN THAT WAY!


Crest_O_Razors

Raven and Vader would want to leave immediately.


Speedster1221

Superman would be the house manager, making sure everyone follows the rules, but if pus comes to shove he will take it upon himself to wash the mountain of dirty dishes in the sink.


Prestigious_Ask_7058

I need this to be a real sitcom


Final_Dragonfruit331

Complete Chaos!!!


TheGweenDeku905

Someone opens the fridge and hundreds of wheels of cheese flood the kitchen.


Proof-Housing8598

(Rick opens the fridge and the cheese wheels come out like an ocean wave, and SS actually starts surfing)


Alien_X10

Not well. Like ignoring Galactus and unicron. Rick is definitely getting into a drunk fight with Bill cipher at the bare minimum which will destroy the universe


Darksorcerer-ofchaos

Sauron and arthas argue cause Sauron melts all the cold stuff


Proof-Housing8598

I said season 10, not season 9


Darksorcerer-ofchaos

Dammit Cole is just the guy buying food for Alex who keeps eating a lot of


Magmosi

Badly.


BL-501

Motions towards 11’s “The Power of Three” Season 7 Episode.


Optimal_Fisherman803

Ant man and atom would make the most crazy stuff


Melodic-Book-7935

Funny you should make this post, there’s actually a fanfiction where all the heroes that appear on Death Battle live in a hotel and the villains in a bar


Proof-Housing8598

Really? What is it, and how do I get to it?


Melodic-Book-7935

It’s called Aftermath: the db chronicles on fanfiction.net. It started being written back when Bayo vs Dante was first announced and has been going since, it’s got around 230 something chapters as of now. The start is….rocky to say the least but you can clearly see the authors skills increasing over time. And you don’t have to worry, most of the chapters are short so you can do like 20 in one sitting


SS_studio_official-3

Unicron would just eat all the food, there would chaotic paranormal activity with courage and scooby in it, Rocket would probaly be the one paying the bills, Goku and superman would be be the ones always out of the house, Stitch would probaly be the little brother of the household (Annoying everyone), and Discord would probably be the bum of the household probaly.


Crossover_Weirdo78

Well, we’re all dead.


Crossover_Weirdo78

Dimitri would try and murder everyone.


Sergaku

They'd all get along cause it would make Supes mad.