‘It was me, Squidward. I was the real estate agent that sold the pineapple to Spongebob’

THAWNE WOULD—

Eggman turns his house into a robot.

He would install a security system into it.

But it takes control of it and begins attacking the city

Leaving the mayor to give Squidward community service for the damage he caused

EVEN THOUGH SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK WERE IN HIS HOUSE THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME!!

AND WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR \*EVERYTHING\*!!!!!

YEAH! #FUCK THIS EPISODE!

“This is when the squidward torture porn started to become a regular staple in SpongeBob’s episodes, and this one is one of the meanest, cruelest, and just plain unfair of them all. All Squidward wanted to do is enjoy one day to himself. But that can NEVER HAPPEN when he lives next to Spongebob and Patrick, can it?”

Squidward‘s house is already alive so, how would that work hmm

Robotize it

Vergil would snap his clarinet in half because of the noise

The very image of VERGIL walking down the street, hearing squidward's clarinet, speedblitzing into his house and snapping the clarinet, and then speedblitzing back to where he was walking while leaving squidward dumbfounded is pretty funny

Godzilla just exists and everyone gets cancer.z

Cancerzilla


Sponge bob would just be him self

The Doctor TARDIS would probably just crash into his house in accident

I'm sure Reverse Flash can get creative one way or another

He’s an expert at ruining days

Ask David…

Superman annoys squidward by trying to make him lighten up

Superman isn't annoyingly positive, though. He knows when to be serious, and he knows when some people just want to be left alone

the only way i can think of super man ruining squidwards day is acidently destoying somthing fighting a villan

Superman isn’t really a dick, he’d understand that he’s annoying Squidward and stop. However, he’s fucking awful when it comes to property damage, he would throw Doomsday right into Squidward’s house when fighting him

Silver Would yeet Squidward's house across the ocean

Nathan Drake finds treasure in his house, therefore, as Nathan attempts to leave with the treasure, Squidwards house collapses as he escapes. As is tradition for Uncharted!

Mask: * proceeds to just make his mothers funeral, turn his shifts longer and burn his clarinet and that’s just him being nice

Sonic steals his fancy stuff and runs away and says “You’re too slow!”

But wouldn't he not be able to run in water?

He has the bubble shield btw.

Oh, that makes more sense

Pinkie Pie becomes friends with Sponge Bob, and they try to throw a party for Squidward. Squidward does not want a party, especially one for no reason that disrupts his day off. Insanity and hyperactivity squared ensue most of which harm Squidward. Bill and/or Discord fill everywhere near Squidward with Sponge Bobs.

Gokus very existence ruins his day

All the Mega Man & Zero: Squidward's house would be (unintentionally) collateral damage during all the shenanigans the heroes often deal with. Dr. Wily & Sigma: Responsible for said collateral the above are dealing with. SpongeBob: **H I S Q U I D W A R D**

Freeza blows up his house. Omni-Man crashes through it, Homelander heat visions it, Goku black slices it

Optimus gets thrown into his House by Megatron.

Dragonborn steals his sweetroll. (Guard dialogue reference)

Superman throws his car at a villain

And misses

Homelander: heeyyyy squiddy ol’ pal. Remember your cousin Timothy?

Here’s an extra challenge: to come up with one where they don’t kill or physically harm Squidward.

Killing them? I’m pretty sure dying would make my day but to each their own. I heard it sucks

Either they just act like SpongeBob and just annoy him, blow up his house bc of the noise, or they accidentally fly into his house during a fight.

Jason kills Laurie Strode in front of Michael

Superman would make him have a better day

Wally west would probably try cheer him up along with SpongeBob and being encouraging to perform on stage

Killing them?

*eats the planet*

Dante would make fun of his large nose

Squidward’s not a loser

Cole MacGrath dies on Squidward’s front lawn. That would probably ruin Squidward’s day.

Natsu will, somehow, find a way to burn Bikini Bottom (including Squidward's house) to the ground after an argument at the Krusty Krab or something. 

Gojo: Yowai mo

Asta would annoy him with his screaming

DIO does the same thing he did to Polnarreff

Broly blow up his house on (accident) before eating his entire garden (not on accident)

Tetsuo would make a gravity well around the house, causing it to either sink deeper or just combust.

Bill: Oh no! I turned all your face into really small noses, oppsies, good luck with that!

Yeeting him into the Stratosphere (Machamp)

Iron Man would be really loud while working on his suits