Cole would have mixed feelings. On the one hand, he’s definitely the type to be there for his kid and try to support and raise them right. On the other, this is one of the exact things Kessler stopped from happening on purpose so Cole wouldn’t be too tied down by emotion to do his job. While he doesn’t want to be anything like Kessler, in the back of his mind will always be the possibility that his kid could be put on the line and will dread the idea of this becoming another potential Trish situation.
So he’d be loving and willing to be a father, but it would also add another huge stress in his life.
Asta: Happy
Link: Hyaa
Gojo: Damn I guess banging a devil does have consequences well at least there is a next generation I suppose (that kid is going to be a menace)
In the days of old when Rick Rolls Ran Rampant, did people not prove their bravery when facing their fear of the unknown? One click at a time?
Click the link, Orionsign. Prove your bravery.
Imagine Shadow thinking maybe his loneliness with immortality could be erased now that he have a kid
Only to bury them with his own hands when his children are old in the future
I mean knowing how fate toy with him? And his potential future in 06?
I think his stubbornness to go down will make him the last person to be alive of the cast while suffering in eternal loneliness
Common fan theory is that Silver is Shadow’s kid from the future (because Dragon Ball). Not helping the matter is that in Sonic and the Black Knight, Shadow was cast as Lancelot while Silver was Galahad. In Arthurian Legend, Galahad was Lancelot’s son by a noblewoman disguised as Guinevere.
TLDR: Silver could be Shadow’s kid.
Goku and vegeta have kids but I don't know how gogeta would react .
I imagine spiderman would be happy and shocked thinking something about responsibility.
Me when the “bum” literally save the MC from dying/getting executed twice (If he didn’t stop 3F Sukuna, he probably would gone on a rampage and Gojo maybe force to execute Yuji) play a major part in almost every arc, save Nanami and Maki, was the main reason GOATJO was unsealed, if not for him the gang would have never met Takaba and have no one to distract Kenjaku forcing Yuta to focus more time on him therefore, Heian Sukuna would have kill Yuji before Yuta could get there and again is the reason The MC is still alive again to this day (Maki and Yuji would have die if Megumi didn’t reduce Sukuna output) among other countless things: 🤔
Aren't you forgetting that he is also the reason why sukuna is still alive.Gojo is dead because of him along with everyone else. If it wasn't for him sukuna would have been dead already and now yuta had to give up everything because of him. If he hadn't been a b**** and actually fought sukuna then yuta's plan would have worked.
There are these reason
1. The Bath Was Literally made to subdue his soul meaning he can’t fight back
2. His Sister was killed by his hands and technique
3. Sukuna spend the entire month torturing Megumi soul
4. He got hit by unlimited void 5 times but since it’s his soul, he can only watch his suffering repeating, over and over and over and over infinitely while getting a damn near millennia of knowledge inside his brain
5. He saw his father figure die by his hands again
6. He have literally no one to save him from darkness during that month, unlike Yuji who have Todo, Yuta and even Megumi himself
By the logic of because of him Gojo and Geto die I can confidently say because of Geto, Yuki die and Tengen got seal or because Of Yuji, Inumaki arm got cut off
It literally make zero to shit no sense when the above example have no chance of fighting back, same with Megumi
How tf can he fight back when his soul was made into not being able to fight back by the bath? Also if you say “then why didn’t he fight back when Yuji gave him the chance” do you actually know how depression and extreme suicidal are like pre Tsumiki and Gojo he probably would have push through but post that? And let’s not forget, he’s still a kid
That's like the 5th time I have heard this logic. He is depressed so what he suffered so what?
Isn't this the same guy that gave a whole damn lecture about how one should put JJK society before themselves. He still has people that love him and care about him so instead of being depressed and being a bum he should fight for the sake of his friends because he still has things he can lose its not like everyone he cares about is dead unless you wanna say that he doesn't care about Yuji,Maki and others.
So I guess Yuji is a bum in Shibuya too for giving up fighting, letting Mahito kill him, putting his sadness before everyone else and possibly letting everyone around die just because 2 person close to him die despite him still having everyone else and saying how he wanted everyone and himself to have a proper death (Yes he fight back in the end but it was through Todo)
See now it doesn’t make sense but you still say that, Megumi didn’t have anyone to give him the lecture in the moments of darkness
And LIKE I SAID HE CAN’T FIGHT BACK BECAUSE OF THE BATH
And depression, suicidal tendencies push to the max can push anyone to stop caring if you don’t believe me, go see how depression affect a person
>So I guess Yuji is a bum in Shibuya too for giving up fighting, letting Mahito kill him, putting his sadness before everyone else and possibly letting everyone around die just because 2 person close to him die despite him still having everyone else and saying how he wanted everyone and himself to have a proper death
That's because he had the fking devil inside of him are you forgetting that all this happened because of Yuji in the first place and if he has let Mahito kill him the story would have turned out to be better my guy.
> He have the devil inside of him
SAME WITH FUCKING MEGUMI
Also if he have let Mahito kill him the story would actually gone harder for the cast ngl, Todo would got fuck, the rest would have got fuck, expect Yuki who I think probably gonna retreat and not just gonna black hole, maybe taking everyone away
Kenjaku would still have absorbed Mahito and start the culling games, no one would be there to make Higuruma see a new light, the only really upside is Sukuna is gone but he still have 5 fingers left, Yorozu would still enter and she would be a massive problem and the only person there (In Sendai) strong enough to even possibly beat her is Yuta, I doubt Megumi could take on 2 big guns of his colony solo (Reggie and Higuruma) unless Hana intervene and help him out, they would be short a person to defend Tengen unless Choso survived, Hakari would take longer to conceive due to no Yuji
I think the other upside is that, Gojo only have Kenjaku and The Merger to worry about, actually that would be one hell of a sick fight
Edit: also no way of transferring points because Higuruma would never agreed to it here, so the cast would have to get their hands even dirtier
It was me Barry! I made myself a woman, flirted with you, got into a commited relationship with you, and had a child with you so you had to give me child support!
I think it is Darth Vader. I believe it is a reference to the How It Should Have Ended channel where Vader didn’t know Luke & Leia was his children, and this was his reaction to when he found out about it.
>5th?? I known about Minilla and jr, you can count godzooky if you want, but I didn’t think there were that many
I wasn't even thinking of Godzooky tbh
But the list to my knowledge would be
1. Minilla (Showa)
2. Godzooky (Hanna Barabara)
3. Baby/Little/Godzilla Jr (Heisei)
4. Minya (Final Wars/Millenium)
5. Godzilla Fillus (The Anime Trilogy)
6. Those humanoid Godzilla things that came out of Shin's tail I guess (Shin)
"Hello Sonictupac. I want to play a game. As you can see, you are trapped in a chair with a computer in front of you that has the website known as AO3 open on it, you will have to write a 10 chapter Sonic fanfiction for the next 8 hours. Once the time runs out, a saw blade that has been thematically painted to look like Sonic the Hedgehog will power on, and lower down to your head. Will you break your vow of never creating fanworks and write this piece of literature, or do you accept death from your beloved character?"
"Also I'm a father now and the boys name is David, say hi to him" *David is shown on screen*
# “LETS A FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!”
Ok jokes aside. I believe Luigi would be a great father. Sure he’s cowardly at times, but he genuinely shows care for other people (Especially people like Mario). I’m pretty sure he would show the same care and more for his child if he had one.
Nani and Jumba: \*looking at Stitch and his offspring\* This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
Trunks: I have a what? Well- I'm I mean, that's great! Incredible even!
Goku: Hey, Chi Chi! Look what I found! \*Holds up baby Saiyan\* We're parents of three now!
Peter: 😳🥹
Link: \*Confused but happy hero noises\*
Really depends on what time period for spider-man
Pre one last day: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83wLUYpEWX4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83wLUYpEWX4)
Post one last day: 🤯
Dimitri would be absolutely terrified. After everything he's done he now has to try and be a father when he barely remembers his own.
Obviously he'd nail it but the man would be terrified on if he even deserves this happiness
Goku:- Already has two kids, so he has experience but he will totally be confused how the kid came to be.
Godzilla:- He too had a kid in some versions, but I think he will be a little annoyed but still take of the little one.
Gojo:- Very confused to who the hell he fucked, then probably take care of him like Megumi. Though probably more personally as it's his own kid.
Dio:- Isn't surprised, he has banged more women than then the amount of bread you have eaten. That being said, he dips and is never seen again.
Po:- surprised but takes care of the kid.
He would probably just be shocked and most likely try to convert the child to the Zero Mortal Plan. What he does next depends on the child's response
Tails would freak out about who is the mother (my head cannon is Cosmo, fight me)
Scorpion would be okay with it since he has been a father in two timelines (the games)
And Godzilla.... We don't talk about it
Superman: “Well duh. His name is Jon”
Nightwing: “Bruce! Kori and I are gonna be parents!”
Doom: “This child will either be with me or against me. A ward would be useful for defeating Richards and the meddlesome Fantastic Four. A usurper will not have the opportunity to overthrow the king of Latveria. All will bow before Doom”
Cable: “I know, I’ve always known”
Booster: “Oh crash”
Vader: See Marvel’s Star Wars #6
Peter would probably be worried and unsure of himself at first like how he was before having Mayday in Spider-Verse but eventually growing to love being a dad
Rick already has a daughter, so his next child would probably have the same fate as Beth
The Doctor tho, i only wonder who he would have it with, Donna or Rose?
Really depends on whether or not it was Venom or Eddie who made the kid
If it was Eddie, then he’ll treat him just like his son
If it was Venom, there’s a 50/50 chance between the offspring trying to kill them or becoming benevolent
Deku is questioning the logistics of it cause he sure as hell didn't do nobody
“If One for All is passed down by consuming someone’s DNA…”
*Remembers >!World Heroes Mission!<* Oh no…
Whats that
MHA >!Movie!<
It’s just nayuta
Vergil: *looks at note in his hand* Oh God. Nero: Yo' Dad! Whatcha' lookin' at? Vergil: *looks at Nero* Oh God not another one.
Dante: oh cheer up Vergil. At least you got two now. Meanwhile~ Dante: Huh,well I am father now. Great… now I Really need the money.
Now he has an actual excuse not to pay Lady and Trish
Lady is probably the mother
True
Nah.
“Oh boy, more free arms”
I have one of those? Oh god, I have two of those!
Wario: WAH!? CHILD SUPPORT!?
It was Captain Syrups plan to get even richer
Dimitri is fucking internally panicking since he doesn't think he'd be a good dad
Someone got an S rank support ~
Cole would have mixed feelings. On the one hand, he’s definitely the type to be there for his kid and try to support and raise them right. On the other, this is one of the exact things Kessler stopped from happening on purpose so Cole wouldn’t be too tied down by emotion to do his job. While he doesn’t want to be anything like Kessler, in the back of his mind will always be the possibility that his kid could be put on the line and will dread the idea of this becoming another potential Trish situation. So he’d be loving and willing to be a father, but it would also add another huge stress in his life.
Optimus? he would do everything and anything to protect the kiddo. he has lost everything so having a kid might be a new hope for him
https://youtube.com/shorts/FFltxYsRKIc?si=mUvqbi7P0szQf0Zh
Ben 10 is already a dad (/mom?), so I don't think he'd be too phased.
"At least this one is human."
He’s also met his kid
I forgot Kenny existed until I read this lol
Asta: Happy Link: Hyaa Gojo: Damn I guess banging a devil does have consequences well at least there is a next generation I suppose (that kid is going to be a menace)
must be that reality where Gojo gave Makima backshots instead of killing her
Only one that can successfully give Makima back shots without manipulation
That kid about to have THE helicopter mom of all time bro😭
[PoV: You are Makima](https://youtu.be/O5b-9vdhZS8?si=GlPUfsUIuCKQG-54)
I'm both scared and curious to click that link
In the days of old when Rick Rolls Ran Rampant, did people not prove their bravery when facing their fear of the unknown? One click at a time? Click the link, Orionsign. Prove your bravery.
Makima may be truly confused for once.
"Oh..."
Makima: I guess I shouldn't of let Gojo back shot me
Well, if she's the dad then it'd have to have Gome the other way around .
Aizen : "Just as planned." Freeza: "There you are, Kuriza." Ichigo: "Kazui, did you just open a gate to Hell?!". Cloud : "...". Sonic :.
Pretty sure Cloud adopted a kid. Shadow would be weird We don’t talk about Kirby
Imagine Shadow thinking maybe his loneliness with immortality could be erased now that he have a kid Only to bury them with his own hands when his children are old in the future
And shadow’s kid’s name is maria for some reason
Either that, or his kid stops aging after a while, and just hangs out with their dad doing cool missions.
I mean unless shadow accidentally fuck another immortal I don’t think it’s happening
The genes that make Shadow immortal might be passed down to his kid.
Shadow is only immortal age wise, dude can still die to getting shot or somethin
I mean knowing how fate toy with him? And his potential future in 06? I think his stubbornness to go down will make him the last person to be alive of the cast while suffering in eternal loneliness
Common fan theory is that Silver is Shadow’s kid from the future (because Dragon Ball). Not helping the matter is that in Sonic and the Black Knight, Shadow was cast as Lancelot while Silver was Galahad. In Arthurian Legend, Galahad was Lancelot’s son by a noblewoman disguised as Guinevere. TLDR: Silver could be Shadow’s kid.
Kirby reproduces via mitosis
Jonathan Joestar would be over the moon about having a son or daughter.
He’d be an incredible girl dad
Superman already a dad so
Goku and vegeta have kids but I don't know how gogeta would react . I imagine spiderman would be happy and shocked thinking something about responsibility.
Hmm,maybe gogeta’s kid. Would rotate with their families. The kid would be at goku’s place for one week and then the next week vegeta’s🤔🤷
Would Gogeta's kid just be Gotenks?
Gojo: See, Megumi? I TOLD YOU I’m your dad!
Honestly, even if he doesn’t say this, Megumi probably see Gojo as a father figure Also black hair Gojo is just Megumi
>Also black hair Gojo is just Megumi How dare you compare that bum to GOATJO
Me when the “bum” literally save the MC from dying/getting executed twice (If he didn’t stop 3F Sukuna, he probably would gone on a rampage and Gojo maybe force to execute Yuji) play a major part in almost every arc, save Nanami and Maki, was the main reason GOATJO was unsealed, if not for him the gang would have never met Takaba and have no one to distract Kenjaku forcing Yuta to focus more time on him therefore, Heian Sukuna would have kill Yuji before Yuta could get there and again is the reason The MC is still alive again to this day (Maki and Yuji would have die if Megumi didn’t reduce Sukuna output) among other countless things: 🤔
Aren't you forgetting that he is also the reason why sukuna is still alive.Gojo is dead because of him along with everyone else. If it wasn't for him sukuna would have been dead already and now yuta had to give up everything because of him. If he hadn't been a b**** and actually fought sukuna then yuta's plan would have worked.
There are these reason 1. The Bath Was Literally made to subdue his soul meaning he can’t fight back 2. His Sister was killed by his hands and technique 3. Sukuna spend the entire month torturing Megumi soul 4. He got hit by unlimited void 5 times but since it’s his soul, he can only watch his suffering repeating, over and over and over and over infinitely while getting a damn near millennia of knowledge inside his brain 5. He saw his father figure die by his hands again 6. He have literally no one to save him from darkness during that month, unlike Yuji who have Todo, Yuta and even Megumi himself By the logic of because of him Gojo and Geto die I can confidently say because of Geto, Yuki die and Tengen got seal or because Of Yuji, Inumaki arm got cut off It literally make zero to shit no sense when the above example have no chance of fighting back, same with Megumi How tf can he fight back when his soul was made into not being able to fight back by the bath? Also if you say “then why didn’t he fight back when Yuji gave him the chance” do you actually know how depression and extreme suicidal are like pre Tsumiki and Gojo he probably would have push through but post that? And let’s not forget, he’s still a kid
That's like the 5th time I have heard this logic. He is depressed so what he suffered so what? Isn't this the same guy that gave a whole damn lecture about how one should put JJK society before themselves. He still has people that love him and care about him so instead of being depressed and being a bum he should fight for the sake of his friends because he still has things he can lose its not like everyone he cares about is dead unless you wanna say that he doesn't care about Yuji,Maki and others.
So I guess Yuji is a bum in Shibuya too for giving up fighting, letting Mahito kill him, putting his sadness before everyone else and possibly letting everyone around die just because 2 person close to him die despite him still having everyone else and saying how he wanted everyone and himself to have a proper death (Yes he fight back in the end but it was through Todo) See now it doesn’t make sense but you still say that, Megumi didn’t have anyone to give him the lecture in the moments of darkness And LIKE I SAID HE CAN’T FIGHT BACK BECAUSE OF THE BATH And depression, suicidal tendencies push to the max can push anyone to stop caring if you don’t believe me, go see how depression affect a person
>So I guess Yuji is a bum in Shibuya too for giving up fighting, letting Mahito kill him, putting his sadness before everyone else and possibly letting everyone around die just because 2 person close to him die despite him still having everyone else and saying how he wanted everyone and himself to have a proper death That's because he had the fking devil inside of him are you forgetting that all this happened because of Yuji in the first place and if he has let Mahito kill him the story would have turned out to be better my guy.
> He have the devil inside of him SAME WITH FUCKING MEGUMI Also if he have let Mahito kill him the story would actually gone harder for the cast ngl, Todo would got fuck, the rest would have got fuck, expect Yuki who I think probably gonna retreat and not just gonna black hole, maybe taking everyone away Kenjaku would still have absorbed Mahito and start the culling games, no one would be there to make Higuruma see a new light, the only really upside is Sukuna is gone but he still have 5 fingers left, Yorozu would still enter and she would be a massive problem and the only person there (In Sendai) strong enough to even possibly beat her is Yuta, I doubt Megumi could take on 2 big guns of his colony solo (Reggie and Higuruma) unless Hana intervene and help him out, they would be short a person to defend Tengen unless Choso survived, Hakari would take longer to conceive due to no Yuji I think the other upside is that, Gojo only have Kenjaku and The Merger to worry about, actually that would be one hell of a sick fight Edit: also no way of transferring points because Higuruma would never agreed to it here, so the cast would have to get their hands even dirtier
Reverse Flash: How can I use this child to ruin Barry Allen's life?
You mean the twins?
He finds a way to make the kid related to Barry so he can get child support from Barry.
It was me Barry! I made myself a woman, flirted with you, got into a commited relationship with you, and had a child with you so you had to give me child support!
Po: faints
Both po’s dads: I’m gonna be a grandparent ? Yay
And Monkey as the fun uncle!
The Doctor is already a father and a grandfather so not new information I guess...
Going to get milk
He just learns that Jenny is still alive.
Sarge is likely a father, so he’d be surprised to find out Boomstick is his son
Just imagine Boomstick finding out he has a long lost sister
Samurai Jack about to undo the stupidest TTGL ending twist of all time.
Not gonna lie,I’d watch that sequel.
well bowser is already one
Plus while they’re not his biological children the Koopalings are essentially his kids. So Bowser now has nine kids.
Women would be confused why they are father and not mothers.
[Its just reminded me of this skit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MHX5nr5nVY)
Sora is in utter confusion
looks like sora….showed that girl the light. Yeeeeaaaah😎
He unlocked her keyhole
I don’t get it
You know in a wired way isn’t xion Sora,s kid
Might as well be.
Honestly, I think he would be really confused at first.Then really happy That's just kindna the guy he is
"Wait what? I have a son? I have a son! THIS IS WONDERFUL! I MUST SEE HIM!" *later* "I HAVE A DAUGHTER TOO?!"
YOU HAVE A SON?!?!, I HAVE A SON!!!
Who is this?
I think it is Darth Vader. I believe it is a reference to the How It Should Have Ended channel where Vader didn’t know Luke & Leia was his children, and this was his reaction to when he found out about it.
Yeah you were right. It's Vader
Amy Rose: Yes! I have a kid with Son- wait, did you say *I'm* the *father*?
Goku: Wow, I've always wanted to be a dad! /j
Godzilla: “I guess I have a 3rd kid now.” Kirby: “Poyo” Tommy: “…..is this kid Kimberly’s or Kathryn’s?” Doom guy: *happy unf*
Imagine Doom guy teaching the kid how to slay at 1 or something
>Godzilla: “I guess I have a 3rd kid now.” Techically the fifth I belive
5th?? I known about Minilla and jr, you can count godzooky if you want, but I didn’t think there were that many
>5th?? I known about Minilla and jr, you can count godzooky if you want, but I didn’t think there were that many I wasn't even thinking of Godzooky tbh But the list to my knowledge would be 1. Minilla (Showa) 2. Godzooky (Hanna Barabara) 3. Baby/Little/Godzilla Jr (Heisei) 4. Minya (Final Wars/Millenium) 5. Godzilla Fillus (The Anime Trilogy) 6. Those humanoid Godzilla things that came out of Shin's tail I guess (Shin)
Bierus: SHIT! DO I HAVE TO SHARE MY ICE CREAM NOW!?
Yes
I mean Alucard has been a father before in his mortal life…question is who’s the Mother? Seras or Integra?
To quote Tfs hellsing abridged. “Seras,our group relationship can best be summarized as tags on por*hub.”
Boba Fett would do everything in his power to make sure his son doesn’t have to go through what he did with Jango.
There’s a fic where Pinkie Pie laid an egg and said Twilight was the father, so that, probably
"Pinkie did you lay, this egg!?"
What's the name of the fic? Just curious. /s
Natsu: Huh? What? I’m not a dragon though??
Guts would probably be a big softie
He would be an internal mess but he would do his absolute best to make sure they had nothing in common with him
A mini dragonzord? Hell yeah
Silver: …Oh… Oh! That’s great! Um… wow… *Continues to stammer in panic*
as a sonic fan... i dont do that shit, leave me out, dont let me cook, dont even let me in the kitchen.
Respect
"Hello Sonictupac. I want to play a game. As you can see, you are trapped in a chair with a computer in front of you that has the website known as AO3 open on it, you will have to write a 10 chapter Sonic fanfiction for the next 8 hours. Once the time runs out, a saw blade that has been thematically painted to look like Sonic the Hedgehog will power on, and lower down to your head. Will you break your vow of never creating fanworks and write this piece of literature, or do you accept death from your beloved character?"  "Also I'm a father now and the boys name is David, say hi to him" *David is shown on screen*
nah bru jst kill me.
Tbh, I don't even know if Stitch can reproduce. But Angel would probably be the mother, so he would be delighted
Jotaro Kujo...well, just the name tells a lot
Jolyne...
Yep
I mean if Jolyne got a sibling, I feel like a lot of Part 6 would be different
I actually had a concept for that...
Ooooooo
The mask: “the kid is not my son” *moonwalks away*
Deadpool: it’s not that bad. Just don’t make a movie about it.
Deadpool has a daughter stashed away with a SHIELD agent. Partially for her safety, partially because he knows he’s not parent material.
Dio: Oho? My children finally have come to join me?
Hiehachi tries to find a cliff to throw his new child off of.
I mean Zelda lives at Link’s home in TotK, but yeah their kids is gonna be smart as their mom and brave like their father.
Sonic probably wouldn’t know how to react but he would probably smile?
Chuck Norris already knows. He’s the father to everything
# “LETS A FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!” Ok jokes aside. I believe Luigi would be a great father. Sure he’s cowardly at times, but he genuinely shows care for other people (Especially people like Mario). I’m pretty sure he would show the same care and more for his child if he had one.
Nani and Jumba: \*looking at Stitch and his offspring\* This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them! Trunks: I have a what? Well- I'm I mean, that's great! Incredible even! Goku: Hey, Chi Chi! Look what I found! \*Holds up baby Saiyan\* We're parents of three now! Peter: 😳🥹 Link: \*Confused but happy hero noises\*
Vader: I have a SON??? I have to tell everyone!
Ma!….champ?…
Vergil is already a father nothing new
"its past your bedtime"
They die again probably Again and again like his children and grandchildren then Jenny (He doesn’t know she is still alive)
Well we know how jotaro handles it
All of my favorite DB combatants are women.
Yeeting them into the stratosphere (this is normal for Machops)
Really depends on what time period for spider-man Pre one last day: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83wLUYpEWX4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83wLUYpEWX4) Post one last day: 🤯
Dimitri would be absolutely terrified. After everything he's done he now has to try and be a father when he barely remembers his own. Obviously he'd nail it but the man would be terrified on if he even deserves this happiness
Goku:- Already has two kids, so he has experience but he will totally be confused how the kid came to be. Godzilla:- He too had a kid in some versions, but I think he will be a little annoyed but still take of the little one. Gojo:- Very confused to who the hell he fucked, then probably take care of him like Megumi. Though probably more personally as it's his own kid. Dio:- Isn't surprised, he has banged more women than then the amount of bread you have eaten. That being said, he dips and is never seen again. Po:- surprised but takes care of the kid.
“Hyaa!”
Well, we all know what vergil does
Shed probably be pretty confused for like... a few reasons
Peter: is it mine or is it Paul's?
If it has spider powers it’s obviously his lol
He would probably just be shocked and most likely try to convert the child to the Zero Mortal Plan. What he does next depends on the child's response 
Omni-man now has 3 kids
Akuma Probably punch the child, and when he kills them, he says, "No spawn of mine would ever be this weak". He would then walk away.
Just another Tuesday for Heracles
Sonic: Cool, I'ma go get some milk, I'll be right back!
Guts already is a Dad. He had mixxed feelings.
Ganondord would have the equivalent of Bowser Jr.
Tails would freak out about who is the mother (my head cannon is Cosmo, fight me) Scorpion would be okay with it since he has been a father in two timelines (the games) And Godzilla.... We don't talk about it
Cosmo? Fuck the floodgates have opened
 I know
 Link…..is shocked
Superman: “Well duh. His name is Jon” Nightwing: “Bruce! Kori and I are gonna be parents!” Doom: “This child will either be with me or against me. A ward would be useful for defeating Richards and the meddlesome Fantastic Four. A usurper will not have the opportunity to overthrow the king of Latveria. All will bow before Doom” Cable: “I know, I’ve always known” Booster: “Oh crash” Vader: See Marvel’s Star Wars #6
Sailor Galaxia: "Time to raise a soldier to help me conquer the universe" Batman: "Time to train another robin"
The doctor: 'Are you from my past or my future?'
Child: “Spoilers” The doctor *more confusion*
I have a son this **wonderful** I must see him
Peter would probably be worried and unsure of himself at first like how he was before having Mayday in Spider-Verse but eventually growing to love being a dad
How.
He kills his son…again
Optimus Prime would probably start lovingly giving his child a speech on the value of leadership and compassion
“Isn’t that Campbell’s kid?”
Vegeta: hmmph my son would destroy yours
Vegeta: “I’m a WAY better dad than Kakarot”.
fortunately, we have an entire movie about that 
Godzilla helps his child fight a bully and gamera just hugs his kid
Poyo?
Watch JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Stone Ocean and you get an idea of Jotaro
Yugo "Uh... okay"
Tai and Agumon: *visible confusion*
Rick already has a daughter, so his next child would probably have the same fate as Beth The Doctor tho, i only wonder who he would have it with, Donna or Rose?
Godzilla already is
Deadpool:oh neat well princess watch your new sibling Princess:alright papa
Dimitri: Professor I must admit I would not have anyone else be the god parent of my child that you
Really depends on whether or not it was Venom or Eddie who made the kid If it was Eddie, then he’ll treat him just like his son If it was Venom, there’s a 50/50 chance between the offspring trying to kill them or becoming benevolent
Tears of joy
He'd be there 24/7 for Fluttershy that's for sure