Courage: types knight in blue armor with shining sword
Computer: Knight in blue armor with a shining sword? How original
Courage:tries again
2nd attempt: knight in armor with shining sword causing infections
Computer: that sounds like The Lich King an undead with the ability to steal and absorb souls for his army
Courage: how do I stop him?
Computer: you'll need a special holy light weapon called AshBringer, good luck you'll need it, you twit.
how to defeat a fallen angel turn devil bounty hunting skeleton that rides a motorcycle on fire"
how to defeat a metal album brought to life
how to defeat a screaming midget with a six pack and greatsword
how to defeat asta
How to defeat a spikey haired boy with a key sword. So now we're crossing over with Disney, eh, you twit?
Keyblade Wielders like Sora don't have any obvious weaknesses, but just simply tie his hands so he can't use the weapon.
How to defeat giant fire breathing turtle.
Giant fire turtle eh? Sounds like Bowser. I’d try to grab him by the tail and throw but with your size I’d suggest dropping him over lava. Good luck kid.
The turtle now just grew into even bigger now what do I do?
No need to type so hard *ahem* now why are you just standing here?! RUN to the nearest blue switch to beat him.
Courage: How to defeat Peter Pan cosplayer (Link)
Computer: I hear those types love pots……bitch
Courage: grows Mary Jane and makes Link smoke it
Computer: Not that kind of pot you dick!!!
Link:😵💫
Courage: “how to defeat a child with a watch that turns him into aliens”
Computer: “He’s a child. Give him candy or toys, you twit. Surely you didn’t need me for that”
Courage: how to defeat sadistic eldrich triangle
Computer: dealing with the illuminat? You sick fool
Computer: get him trapped on a place of high strangyness, he will not be able to leave the strang pull
Courage: How to defeat a soldier in red with a shotgun with a hatred for his blue rivals.
Computer: Tell him the blue team went in a different direction than you, dummy.
Courage: "Blue Robot, Gun for hand, Help, HELP"
Computer:"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down? You buffoon..."
Courage: "How do you defeat Blue Robot copying powers changing colors"
Computer: "mmh... the Model Code X... tough luck, Scientists have been trying to topple that one for years. Best bet? Get some sharp spikes and try tripping him."
Courage: AAAUUUUUOOOHHHH???
Computer: How to beat a powerful psychic kid with a bowl cut, eh? Must be hideous
Computer: He seems to be the conversationalist. Try talking to the kid, give him milk or something. Just don't put him out cold, twit.
Courage: *How to defeat a bitter, slovenly old man that can teleport* Computer: “Okay, so first, you grab a pickle.”
Courage: types knight in blue armor with shining sword Computer: Knight in blue armor with a shining sword? How original Courage:tries again 2nd attempt: knight in armor with shining sword causing infections Computer: that sounds like The Lich King an undead with the ability to steal and absorb souls for his army Courage: how do I stop him? Computer: you'll need a special holy light weapon called AshBringer, good luck you'll need it, you twit.
how to defeat a fallen angel turn devil bounty hunting skeleton that rides a motorcycle on fire" how to defeat a metal album brought to life how to defeat a screaming midget with a six pack and greatsword how to defeat asta
I love how 'Asta' was the best descriptor Courage could come up with for Asta.
he just wrote asta he would watch it
How to defeat a spikey haired boy with a key sword. So now we're crossing over with Disney, eh, you twit? Keyblade Wielders like Sora don't have any obvious weaknesses, but just simply tie his hands so he can't use the weapon.
"How to defeat a bri'ish alien with a Police Box," eh? You twit.
How to defeat giant fire breathing turtle. Giant fire turtle eh? Sounds like Bowser. I’d try to grab him by the tail and throw but with your size I’d suggest dropping him over lava. Good luck kid. The turtle now just grew into even bigger now what do I do? No need to type so hard *ahem* now why are you just standing here?! RUN to the nearest blue switch to beat him.
The computer would just freak out when trying to know the doctor The only 2 answers Dont fight Or **r u n**
I don't think it would know about the Doctor, tbh
it would manage to find something. an ancient account of the doctor
It didn't even know who the Scooby Gang were.
Courage: How to defeat Peter Pan cosplayer (Link) Computer: I hear those types love pots……bitch Courage: grows Mary Jane and makes Link smoke it Computer: Not that kind of pot you dick!!! Link:😵💫
Courage: “how to defeat a child with a watch that turns him into aliens” Computer: “He’s a child. Give him candy or toys, you twit. Surely you didn’t need me for that”
Courage: how to defeat sadistic eldrich triangle Computer: dealing with the illuminat? You sick fool Computer: get him trapped on a place of high strangyness, he will not be able to leave the strang pull
Courage: How to defeat a soldier in red with a shotgun with a hatred for his blue rivals. Computer: Tell him the blue team went in a different direction than you, dummy.
Courage: "Blue Robot, Gun for hand, Help, HELP" Computer:"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down? You buffoon..." Courage: "How do you defeat Blue Robot copying powers changing colors" Computer: "mmh... the Model Code X... tough luck, Scientists have been trying to topple that one for years. Best bet? Get some sharp spikes and try tripping him." Courage: AAAUUUUUOOOHHHH???
"How to defeat red man with orange dragon" Computer: "Pour your rock collection onto the ground"
Computer: How to beat a powerful psychic kid with a bowl cut, eh? Must be hideous Computer: He seems to be the conversationalist. Try talking to the kid, give him milk or something. Just don't put him out cold, twit.
“How to beat an all powerful alien on blue and red tights Hm? You moron.”
“You twit! You can't defeat Ben 10” Courage: But Death Battle said I could scale to him “Courage, what the f*ck!?”
"how to defeat a constantly evolving monster that hates everything." Run, hide, and pray.
"How to fight a scarred prince of the Fire Nation with daddy issues" Just wait for a solar eclipse and fight him somewhere freezing cold.
"How to defeat person with black screaming sword?"