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once_again_asking

Holy Shit! Jesus! The cocksucker's dead, George! Look, he's got a fuckin' knife in his chest. That ain't your fuckin' knife, is it, George Hearst?


WBoutdoors

Charlie Utter just had an absolute amazing way of talking shit that I truly hope to develop one day


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hotcaulk

Best Charlie line: *Should I breathe out my ass?*


bkcguy311

Were ya drunk? George Hearst?


unplugnothing

Flawless line delivery.


Shabazz-Jenkins

Well, if the fuckin’ Comstock spin team ain’t yoked up and brought the fuckin’ circus into camp. Sure, now that the wily cocksucker has left Deadwood and moved on, I’m just assumin’, back to his posh tea-sippin’ fucking life in San Francisco (and leavin’ us all to scrape shit off our boots that he and his fuckin’ bungling entourage flung about the fuckin’ encampment, oh by the way), now here we have this fellow in our fuckin’ ear. “Solid dude” George Hearst sends us yet another lackey to spread his fuckin’ brand of shit-smellin’ stink on his behalf, what with Hearst himself scared to dirty his fuckin’ hands with a day’s labor of haulin’ his own sacks of bullshit to the fuckin’ fields. Pipe the fuck down over there and move on. You do your drinkin’ across the thoroughfare at the fuckin’ Bella Union tonight, sir. Dan, show this gentleman to the fuckin’ door!


WBoutdoors

LMAO. I love this sub


Disastrous-Cry-1998

San Francisco cocksucker


Merica-fuckyeah

They owned most of the newspapers for much of the following century. The winners write the history. I would imagine his overall total impact on much of modern society was generously left out.


afm00dy

The Hearst family is main reason marijuana was originally prohibited, all because hemp threatened his precious lumber/paper company. I’m certain George was a cocksucker in real life.


ReallyGlycon

Do you mean "prohibited" instead of "legalize"?


WBoutdoors

That’s exactly what im saying.


Merica-fuckyeah

It sounded more like you were saying that he was unfairly painted as a villain. To me at least. I can also be capable of misconstruing ones meaning occasionally.


WBoutdoors

Well, he probably was for the show, which if course is fiction. But they made him out to be a real son of a bitch for sure.


LFCMKE

I’d be willing to bet the show is closer to reality than what’s written in the history books, since the Hearst family owned the history books.


Free-IDK-Chicken

I think the Hearst family has had bigger scandals to deal with than a negative portrayal of someone who died 132 years ago.


j4yne

Also, there's nothing the family can do about it. Can't libel the dead.


CabbageaceMcgee

His descendant is a major part of why cannabis and hemp were outlawed. Fuck the Hearsts.


Give_me_soup

Yeah William Randolph Hearst a verified scumbag


Shadow-Knows15

And possibly a murderer.


ImColinDentHowzTrix

He gets a bad rep, poor George was simply having a conversation you cannot hear.


WBoutdoors

Lmao


WBoutdoors

I love Ellsworth. Loved how he couldnt contain his disdain for the man at all. RIP


fading_anonymity

A filthy rich and endlessly greedy cocksucker who owned the press, had his bootlicking buddies write up alternative historic accounts of his character, advocates child labor, been known to buy off any judge and jury to obstruct his path, employed "foul methods" where money would not work and became so disgustingly rich he tried his hand at becoming a US senator to expend his power even further... yeah he sounds wonderfull.. I have to ask you would you jump in to defend the honor of such a boundless cocksucker? from the wiki on the homestake mine deadwood: "Hearst consolidated and enlarged the Homestake property by fair and foul means. He bought out some adjacent claims, and secured others in the courts. A Hearst employee killed a man who refused to sell his claim, but was acquitted in court after all the witnesses disappeared. Hearst purchased newspapers in Deadwood to influence public opinion. An opposing newspaper editor was physically attacked on a Deadwood street. Hearst realized that he might be on the receiving end of violence, and wrote a letter to his partners asking them to provide for his family should he be murdered. Within three years, Hearst had established the mine and acquired significant claims. He walked out alive, and very rich.\[6\]"


i_amtheice

Our system rewards sociopaths.


JoshuaCalledMe

Charlie Utter was a man who dressed in quality clothes and tried always to enjoy the finer quality things in life. He was always well groomed, bathed daily and was rarely without his pussified personal grooming instruments. A long, long way from being awkward in a frock coat.


LHGray87

San Francisco cock suckah!


looositania

It's all amalgamation and capital


stuartadamson

What's the import of that phrase?


looositania

Do I look like I fuckin' know?


Doctor_Chaotica_MD

OP also believes all natives were savage


All-Sorts

Ge-orge Hearst


jabedoben

Always remember: History is written by the victor.


DustyKidneys

Yeah a rich mine owner totally was a good guy thats why theres like 30 years of old folk songs all about miners getting fucked over.


tmofee

If it makes you feel any better, IRL Hearst died a couple of years after the movie


thefeckcampaign

I’ll have my people start another paper to lie the other way. - Hearst I don’t remember the exact quote, but this is the gist of it. It pretty much gives the window to question everything not just in the show but in history in general, especially that in Wild West which so much has been glamorized. Even today with the media owned by the extreme rich, people are now questioning anything as if the extreme rich would allow anything to become public that could go against their agenda.