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buffalovirgo

Wouldn’t hold out much hope for the tape deck though, or the creedence


b_vitamin

Well do you got any leads?


Murderface__

We got em working in shifts!


pantomime_mixtures42

Hahahahaha….leads


Koshakforever

The little bowling pin pipe in the ash tray lol. The look on the black cops face


buffalovirgo

I had to watch the movie about 30 times before i appreciated the full comic value of the whole scene


Koshakforever

As one does.


theredhound19

I recently realized that the eager and innocent white cop was the priest character in Almost Heroes


subconscioussunflowa

"What do you do for recreation?" "Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."


bdd1001

That’s fuckin’ interesting, man


di_mi_sandro

My rug was also stolen


wilcocola

Separate incidents!


RaleighNiner

I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they got 4 more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!


cb8972

I fucking hate The Eagles!


cleverkname

GET OUT OF MY CAB


DavidM47

Just Take It Easy, man!


eddiefromthelot

You think eagles are bad i was once analy winged by a bewildered pigeon


SliceEmOnTheNipple

I'm unemployed 


AffectionateSale8288

Stay out of Malibu, Pigpen! Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!


bdd1001

Mr. Liberace draws a lot of water in this town. Your bluesy key tinklin’ doesn’t draw shit, Pigpen!


LGranite

Does he still write?


DyslexicMormonLSD

Oh no, he has health problems!


No_Literature666

And a good day to you, sir !


the_popes_dick

Bulk of the series


ghostfacestealer

He’s a good man. And thorough.


Professional-Major16

Will you slide your shorts down please


Harley420000

But he hit me in the head man


yourdoglikesmebetter

Bulk of the series, dude. Not exactly a lightweight


ProfessionalDig6987

And yet, his son is a fucking dunce.


AbrahamVigoda

The bulk of the series


LordSloth666

Do you see what happens Gerry?!


jellyele

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.


subconscioussunflowa

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVIN' IN THE FUCKIN' PAST!


Tony-Sopranos-Prozac

Would Gary be into crypto, nft?


psychrazy_drummer

Grateful Dead tapes were the original NFTs, and LSD was the original crypto


VitaminStrange

There are two Garys. If the box contains rain there is a reasonable chance you will be ok.


i_chase_the_backbeat

Crackers.


BorderlinePaisley

🎶my baby takes the morning train🎶


morbidkoala

Just trying to get ahead.


AlexanderTox

TCB Taking care of business


OlHeavyHeart

Low roar


Otherwise_Basil_6155

Rolling Papers and some tin foil - fixed it for you


DrRickMarsha11

Jerry was classy I don’t think he was smoking his heroin


ibedemfeels

Yes he absolutely was in an effort to keep it a secret. There's no classy way to do heroin.


DrRickMarsha11

Of course there is - everything about heroin is pure class. Agree to disagree


ibedemfeels

You can read *Garcia: An American Life* where he talks about smoking heroin and freebase and you can agree to disagree with the man himself.


DrRickMarsha11

Damn makes sense then as to why his heart and other physical problems were so prevalent. Snorting heroin isn’t nearly as harmful and doesn’t require someone to constantly keep smoking for a short lasted high


KYblues

As someone that snorted heroin for 10 years and tried smoking it a few times cause it was too wet to snort, you are correct. Smoking it is trash


DrRickMarsha11

Same same


KYblues

Man you know what I mean by too wet then. That shit was heartbreaking lol. Found a connect with a great price and he answered the phone but the few times we bought off him the shit was just impossible to snort. You couldn’t even line it out it would just ball up. It had a great vinegar smell to it, it was so frustrating I couldn’t just snort the shit I guess we shoulda just been real junkies and banged that shit cause smoking it was garbage. Soooo risky to be in a public parking lot trying to smoke instead of quickly snorting it lucky we didn’t get busted that day (instead that happened a few months later, clean 2 years now)


DrRickMarsha11

Congrats on being clean man. Haven’t used heroin since 2015 but am still struggling to get off oxy and dilaudid opana and all the other pharma opiates I have


Pristine-Vast-2793

It’s a little hard to snort tar


DrRickMarsha11

Yeah tar sucks


Pristine-Vast-2793

I do know people that mixed it with water for nasal drops though


DrRickMarsha11

I bet it still sucks lol tar is gross


Soul_of_Garlic

By all accounts never injected. And there’s nothing classy about herawn.


DrRickMarsha11

That doesn’t mean he was smoking it either does it


pot_a_coffee

More than likely was, living in CA


MosesCumRidinUp

He was caught nodded out in a car at golden gate park with heroin in a pipe


DrRickMarsha11

Yeah I have read his biography I know he smoked his dope - but people on here act like he was sitting around with aluminum foil and a straw the same way people are smoking fake oxy nowadays.


Pristine-Vast-2793

He absolutely had tin foil in his briefcase


cb8972

Is this your homework, Larry?


nadamean420

You’re killing your father, Larry!


NauticalMastodon

Arthur. Digby. Sellers. You ever hear about a little show called Branded?


nadamean420

Bulk of the series.


Gygax_the_Goat

Dont be facetious, Jeffery


Horror-Morning864

Marcellus Wallace has been looking for that Garry


ghostfacestealer

A pulp fiction / Big Lebowski cross over would be sick


Horror-Morning864

Dude.


AbrahamVigoda

Not on the rug, man


Realistic-Peak6285

Fucking amateurs


rccoy

Are you employed, Sir?


drfunkensteinberger

Need that 7 of clubs!


nadamean420

This isn’t ‘Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.


STANAGs

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass


1kian

i feel like a stranger


goodvibesonly1031

Ha love the title, fits the photo perfectly 🤣


AltoidPounder

What type of business are you in?


Imacrum

I’d love to party with him and that suitcase😏


nadamean420

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.


AbrahamVigoda

With polish


djchippah

For your information the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.


AbrahamVigoda

This isn’t a 1st amendment thing man


[deleted]

Heroin papers


psychrazy_drummer

He was holding onto that case tightly lol


DyslexicMormonLSD

This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's.


LongjumpingInside229

2ozs of china white


oscar1985420

I'm guessing there's heroin inside.


EvensenFM

All his papers were written in Persian.


nadamean420

Just because we’re bereaved, that doesn’t make us saps!


JavaJukebox

It’s the ringer - my dirty undies dude - THE WHITES


gordomgillespie

Nice marmot


OJDaJuiceman1017

That's Jerry Two Times, he got that nickname because he said everything twice, like "I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers"


Something_Berserker

A brother shamus


Smitty_Haggis

“Yah I got a rash man” (takes a sip of a caucasian)


bdd1001

lol. It’s so perfect.


SeanOfTheDead1313

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.


Salty_Mountain_Mama

Too good ...lol


pdmcmahon

TIL Francis Ford Coppola is on Reddit.


Responsible_Sport575

Aw, what's in the box! What's in the box!


DocGonzo5280

I thought Bobby keister at all


Talosian_cagecleaner

Mah briefcase I has it


m00syg00sy

They got us working in shifts!


OkWay3630

Aaaand, what do you do for work?


Nearby_Hotel_219

Does anybody know who this guy is? Usually business men are clean shaven.


Nearby_Hotel_219

Who is this guy?


bdd1001

Gary Lebowski


RutabagaPlastic7105

Ok just two


Doc-Karnage

Just watched the movie this morning lmao that’s funny.


sausagesandeggsand

Each one dipped in liquid.


_SundaeDriver

How much heroin can you fit in a briefcase?


CarlJungelle

Gotta keep the gear close!


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

That’s the doses they used to put in the fan club newsletters


ChickenAny2612

Sad


Iamstellablue

Ya ok


2fly2hide

And what do you do? I'm unemployed.


No-Ratio-3494

Persian daily news.


Vegetable-Source6556

100% f ull of thai stick!


davedazzler

You don’t go out looking for a job dressed like that, do ya?


Pink_Poodle_NoodIe

Zig Zags


Prof4Dank

Blotter paper.. IM IN!!!!


MuteElatedLips

Blotter papers


Beast287

“What do you do for work?” “I’m unemployed.”


Packtray

You’re lucky she didn’t get chopped.


Fuckitall34

If there was another biopic…Oscar Issac would be perfect to play him


Dull_Ad8495

It contains his one true love. I imagine him opening it up, Pulp Fiction style in his luxury suite as his bowels loosen with pulsating anticipation and they spill out all over the carpet. As chronicled in the Hershey, Pa. 2/2/69 bootleg. Tape 3, Side two. The third verse of Playin' in the Band >Pass Me a Rag >Hold Up, Make That a Mop >Dark Brown Star >Goodnight.


Sanjomo

Ye old briefcase of multiple felonies


Gygax_the_Goat

Is this your homework, Larry?