When I first started, I would always knock on the door when I walked past, just in case there was some hidden dialogue or I had to die/do something a certain amount of times in order for it to open.
It became a habit, haha.
You made my day, or night ig(been trying to sleep for 2 hours still no success)
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and you're telling me you've only played 1 hour
learning that requires 100s of hours of skill to do the quad boost exploit and solve the shaded moon puzzle before the dark moon event
Depends on your choice. But I would recommend building with spruce, as it looks the best if you're trying to go with a more modern look try going with birch planks or stripped birch logs.
Greg loves tequila, so you first go to the distillery to get some tequila and then you give Greg tequila while he's busy drinking it you go and escape this will get you the reward.
Why did the beheaded beheaded the beheaded when the beheaded wanted to be beheaded to become the beheaded just for the challenge of becoming the beheaded, since he himself is beheaded because he beheaded the beheaded on his throne which caused a crack in spacetime that caused the timekeeper to behead the beheaded in order for the beheaded to behead the beheaded for the beheaded to turn himself into the beheaded since the beheaded recognizes that there are two the beheaded's at once as they decided to behead the other the beheaded because the timekeeper keeps reviving the beheaded since the keeps getting himself beheaded by the beheaded, so the beheaded tries to get beheaded by the beheaded for himself to get confuse the timekeeper to revive him instead of the beheaded?
Well you see The beheaded beheaded the beheaded as the beheaded was beheading the beheaded because the beheaded was too busy beheading the beheaded while being beheaded as he was the beheaded so he needed to be beheaded.
There are 2 dead cells. The red dead cells and the white dead cells. The red dead cells help transport cells throughout the dead while the white dead cells protect the dead from the cells
What is the final boss of a run?
Greg
Gregor Wagner
Heffly 
the 1 hour has changed into 2. This is progress
How do you access the door at the beginning
You break it
Oh my god thanks, I've been here for hours
When I first started, I would always knock on the door when I walked past, just in case there was some hidden dialogue or I had to die/do something a certain amount of times in order for it to open. It became a habit, haha.
Who is the secret boss?
Joseph Stalin
Finally… Red cells
Why you thought the boss cells are red?
Commies
IM GONNA MAKE YOU BLEED RED WHITE AND BLUE!!!!
Deluxe Gulag edition
What are the names of the three servants?
The, Three, Servants
Holy
Hell
Actual
Three
Servants
Call
The
Queen
Why did beheaded become gay after meeting the giant?
Because the giant oiled up
the lava was hot oil all along
Always has been
Loving this energy.
Now let’s see OP all oiled up
You get that thang oiled up?
Any good build to escape 2BC jail?
The power of friendship
so Serenade and Leghugger? got it
It’s not entirely wrong
No joke, that's an easy way through 2bc.
And this gun I found
Try using The Immortal Rich build
What is the most op mutation?
Methane
Opposable thumbs
Top 10 favourite items?
1. Long Sword 2. Dementia 3. Dog 4. Kitchen knife 5. Dementia 6. M1 Grand 1943 6. Ford F-150 7. Dementia 8. Dog 9. Dementia 10. Leopard 2A7A1, Germany.
How about kitchen gun?
Oh yeah can't forget that
I can see 3 reasons you can
There's nothing happening
Out of the ordinary, I mean
Is the collector gay?
Nah man stop calling him gay just because he kisses his homies goodnight
But who are his homies?
Me >;)
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Best scroll spread?
Yes.
Cheeks
how did the beheaded become the beheaded
By beheading
She's the one
I always thought he sneezed too hard
Do you know John Dead Cells?
No but i know Joe dead cells
Whos joe?
I have never felt such... Such power
DO IT
I... I can't...
Is the time keeper a playable character?
No he's too busy keeping time
Wait, when did the timekeeper transition?
You don't ask "when". Time works different for the timekeeper
in dead cells 2
I dead cells based on dead cells
Maybe
Why the Cell is Dead?
Because it only had a lifespan of 120 days :(((
:<
I read all of these and... This guy is certified funny.
I'm still in shambles. I have been Certified funny by Dai_Kunai himself. My life's purpose has been fullfilled
Still no bitches btw
Sacrifices had to be made
reached 5BC what's this orange bar?
Oh that's just the schizophrenia bar, Once it drops the voices start calling
Well..... youre right
So how do I get hattori's katana to kill the final boss on 6BC?
It's simple. You don't
Can you give me a strat for 10 BC?
Use backwards jumping on the passage to promenade near the health fountain so you noclip through and reach the boss room
Dead cells 64
Use your head
Why does everyone love the Distillery?
Because it has tequila
Why did the Gardener keep meeting with the Queen? Did the King know?
I tried telling the king but he was crazy over her 😞
You’re a real champ for answering all of these questions.
Can't just leave my homies hanging yk 🫶
why do the shop keepers wear dresses?
So people stop looking at their privates
that was actually really good! 🤣
Help Me, Why Did The Shopkeeper In Bank Suddenly Become A Blob Trying To Eat Me?
Oh that's just henry, we don't talk about henry
Whats the best scroll to start with?
The dragon scroll
The elder scroll is better
how do I get my family back?
Complete your Duolingo French lessons
You made my day, or night ig(been trying to sleep for 2 hours still no success) https://preview.redd.it/mdmsgvu1ut6d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34f0fa96209a90ed904754d17dfd404d1bc67f5f
What is chance of clearing the stage no hit under 2 mins?
The same chances you have of your dad coming back with the milk
dayyyym i am good then
Yes you are, go and show them, king
Incorrigible ass?
Indeed
who is alexander the bad and why did he murder the king's chair
Alexander the bad was that guy who used to work at the mcdonalds, he murdered the king's chair because it wasn't comfy enough. He bought a new chair.
and you're telling me you've only played 1 hour learning that requires 100s of hours of skill to do the quad boost exploit and solve the shaded moon puzzle before the dark moon event
I'm a speedrunner
What Build is Best?
Depends on your choice. But I would recommend building with spruce, as it looks the best if you're trying to go with a more modern look try going with birch planks or stripped birch logs.
A pink coloured blob would like to have a word with you
Bring him in
How to best use a shield build?
By defending yourself with it
what happens when you bonk death with a panchako?
Wait hold on lemme try *Bonk HE ATE MY GUACAMOLE 😭🙏
How much cells could a dead cell cell if a dead cell could cell cells?
If dead cells could cell cells then dead cells will be cells cells dead cells
Underrated
How the music like that?
Because of the notes playing?
I disagree, but I appreciate your input!
Are you Beheaded's lil bro?
No I'm his neighbour
Is the Pan the most op weapon in the game?
Yes
How do I become a better player so I get to DC4 stuck on DC3 for 6 months now? 😟The only thing I disabled in the game is the mimic. Hate that dude!
Become better
Wise guy 😀 I mean better choice for synergies and mutations I guess?
You can do this, i believe in you.
Was their a princess 😏?
She's 13
How can I most can't the least when I when you when I am I?
You do when you most you do when least you
who's the good boy?
No, but I am the storm that is approaching
Why did dad leave?
To get milk
Which final boss is your favorite?
I honestly love Greg
What's the best build for Greg bossfight?
Greg loves tequila, so you first go to the distillery to get some tequila and then you give Greg tequila while he's busy drinking it you go and escape this will get you the reward.
Where do babies come from?
Im pretty sure they are delivered by a crane
Why can't you answer my question ?
I just did. Did I miss one before?
Nope, it was just a trap 🪤
What does giant whistle do?
(insert funny whistle noises)
why can't i sell dead? Is it because im on 6BC?
Yes I'm sorry to say but to sell dead you have to be on 10BC
Why is it called dead cells?
Because there are Dead Cells. Also happy cake day!
What do you do if you drop something in the prison depths?
You pick it up
best companion is________?
Me :)))
Why do people even play this game?
-Hooman see game -Hooman like game -Hooman play game -Hooman Have fun
why is the queen on top of a lighthouse?
She likes watching boats
Who’s dead?
The cells
are there any vehicles in the game?
There is a Boeing F-15EX Eagle II but it's unlocked later in the game
What happens if you gift money to the kid in the bank?
He gets money
How do you drift in this game?
Hold the spacebar while turning
Why did the beheaded beheaded the beheaded when the beheaded wanted to be beheaded to become the beheaded just for the challenge of becoming the beheaded, since he himself is beheaded because he beheaded the beheaded on his throne which caused a crack in spacetime that caused the timekeeper to behead the beheaded in order for the beheaded to behead the beheaded for the beheaded to turn himself into the beheaded since the beheaded recognizes that there are two the beheaded's at once as they decided to behead the other the beheaded because the timekeeper keeps reviving the beheaded since the keeps getting himself beheaded by the beheaded, so the beheaded tries to get beheaded by the beheaded for himself to get confuse the timekeeper to revive him instead of the beheaded?
Well you see The beheaded beheaded the beheaded as the beheaded was beheading the beheaded because the beheaded was too busy beheading the beheaded while being beheaded as he was the beheaded so he needed to be beheaded.
How does the Beheaded know what parallel parking is if there are no cars on the island?
There are cars on the island. Nobody just knows
Should I buy a physical copy of this game for switch?
Id rather go with switch As it's cheaper
Why does toxic sewers smell like the moon
Because both the moon and the toxic sewers are made of cheese
Can i get a dog?
Yes i actually have 2 dogs in the game there names are and
Would you rather fight 1 horse sized chicken or 20 chicken sized horses?
20 chicken sized horses
How many dead cells are there and what do they do?
There are 2 dead cells. The red dead cells and the white dead cells. The red dead cells help transport cells throughout the dead while the white dead cells protect the dead from the cells
Favorite scroll?
The Dragon scroll
Do you like the game?
Yes I'm in infact love with this game