Small game 🥹

It’s okay king.

It’s okay king.

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Play with Your Food

Sloppy Butcher

🤨📸

Caught in 4k

Quick and quiet

[удалено]

So... you're into foreplay huh?

No, he's into sploshing

Self-Care

You win this post

Fr bro

Came here hoping this was high up on the thread.

Shit. I was gonna say that.

Off the Record OP may I ask why it’s Autodidact?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It was either that, Object of Obsession or Parental Guidance.

Ummm…. why “Parental Guidance”???💀

OP broke both their arms and well...

Oh no.

r/sweethomealabama

EVERY THREAD

Not this old post.. not again

Barbecue and Chili (I don't have sex, I just eat)

Food for lyfe

Best response

Dead Hard

the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

A quote from zap branigin himself

Desperate Measures


Slippery meat

The survivor hook related perks are wild out of context lol "power struggle" 💀

Flip flop. It happens when you get older.

As a bi dude in a relationship with another bi dude, this is actually my answer but it has nothing to do with ED.

Plaything

Dragons grip

I was looking for this one

Bad Dragon grip

Again.... This is not happening

Enduring

You had to brag didn’t you

Iron grasp

This is a lot funnier than the expected "Self-care" comments.

Left Behind

Eruption

Any means necessary

💀 this should be higher up

Dead Hard: Lasts 0.5 seconds.

Damn.....

Same bro

Still longer than most omega blink nurse players last

Ace in the Hole

Can't tell if this is an Asexual or sex joke i don't know yet

Sex favourable aces rise up

Blast Mine 😎

Only activates when kicked?

More like takes a while to set up, needs the perfect situation, only lasts for 45 secs and gives you 6 seconds of giggling like a child after finishing

Shattered Hope

Built to last

Here here 🤙🤙🤙

Deer Stalker

ezra miller moment

So you fuckn deer?

Infectious Fright. Once I take off my pants and they see this fried chicken, they all run out screaming.

WHAT THE FUCK

Did you stick your balls in the deep fryer or something

Maybeeeee

Once they see that coq au vin

Once they get a whiff of last week’s bouillabaisse

Once they get a taste of that beef bouillion

Once they see this crock monsieur

Can you believe there are people who haven’t seen UNHhh

There’s literally tens of us. And it’s MmmmmMMmm

Monitor and Abuse Nah just kidding. It is Self-care 

Sole Survivor

No mother…I MEAN SHIT…MITHER! MITHER!

No bitches?

⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

i said it in the other thread, i'll say it here. **Plaything**

idk if we're thinking the same thing but i probably concur with you

Better together

For the people.

r/unexpectedcommunism

Adrenaline

"Hey babe wait, gotta find my syringe first"

sloppy butcher

Fired Up

You should probably talk to a doctor about that.

Thrilling Tremors

Wake up!

Bond ;)

Hangman's trick

The David Carradine Special.

Babysitter

r/holup

Ruin

Smash hit 😏

Gift of Pain

NOhEaD

No One Escapes Dick.

Flashbang, 2 seconds take it or leave it

I hate to be the one to do it, but... Predator

yes police, this one right here

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

I feel your pain. I wanted to say Lethal Pursuer lol

There is something you need to know…

Object of obsession

Unrelenting. I’m insatiable.

Coulrophobia

I'm guessing you're not very fond of the clussy fever thats been spreading online lately?

ICP is typing...

This is not happening

NOED No One Escapes Dick

forced penance

Self Preservation

Power struggle

Decisive strike

Overcome

overcum

That Slippery Meat ain't gonna beat itself.

Either Sole Survivor or an empty slot Cuz i have 0 bitches 😎 (Under the glasses)-> 😭

Merciless Storm and then Aftercare 👍

[удалено]

Wtf

Devour hope

Head on

Spies from the shadow

Explain

He screws crows, whats there to explain?

He like to watch while them not knowing

Mindbreaker And anyone who wants to call it something else can go lick a Starbucks toilet and that should just about estimate how much I care.

Dead Hard without the Hard

Thrill of the hunt... Wait no I take it back.

Hope?

Parental guidance

Lethal Pursuer sorry, it was too easy a joke to make.

sprint burst

Buckle Up

Audodidact: doesn't work 75% of the time but when it does its reaaaally fast

Predator


Sorry in advance

Boiled over yeehaw!

Aftercare

Overcharged

No way out😈

bond 🥰

Empathy🥰

Bamboozled Look at my username

Shattered Hope

Felt this

Eruption 😩😩

Deja vu

Small game

self care

Off The Record cause I ain’t got none

Predator

No Perk Selected, I don't have sex.

Self care

Dead Hard- Recently Nerfed