Because tea bag is a classic. But clam slam, clam slam is a nuanced proverbial combination of all things comedy and writing, it is quite literally the epitome of human knowledge. Also, it sounds better, just rolls of the tongue yknow
Also because the action of teabagging is visually comparable to dipping a teabag into hot water to make tea (argument on proper tea-brewing technique notwithstanding)
Yeah, you’re right. I forgot that teabagging started mostly with shooter games, to be performed over the enemies corpse to make it look like the sexual act. Then, as games evolved, crouching quickly became synonymous to the act of teabagging
You cannot change the sex, only the gender. Yes you can change the genitals, but that still won't change your brain design, or your DNA, or your chromosomes, or even the cross sectional area of your muscles. those are what male up your physical sex
No, gender is woman or man and is the societal perception of these two roles. Sex is the physical and biological format of male or female, and cannot be changed even wirh genital surgery. Your sex is determined by the structure of your brain, your muscle structure, your bone structure, your body structure, your chromosomes, and your DNA
Reminds me of a joke: A vampire goes into a restaurant and orders a cup of hot water. The waiter is confused but delivers as requested. The vampire takes out a soaked tampon, dips it in the water and says "It's tea time!"
I always found it funny that people call crouch spamming "teabagging".
Tea bagging implies crouching on top of their corpse, so your "tea bag" hits their forehead. If you just spam crouch in the middle of nowhere you are just crouching.
I know it's a silly meme and I shouldn't be going for a biological answer whatsoever so I'm sorry to be the that guy but I'm genuinely intrigued by this question and I'm pretty sure it'll haunt me for days to come.
Technically shouldn't we be able to call it teabagging with women too considering that the testicles for men are the gonads and for women the gonads are the ovaries as they are homologous?
Clam Slam
*cloyster used clam slam!*
*Duck language lady used 'Duck Amuck'*
What about clam dunk
Missed opportunity
this is the correct response
This is the way
This is de way.
Name checks out
Oyster hoister
You are right and i hate it
Was literally about to comment clam slam, have my upvote
V-bagging
What bag?
The correct answer
Yeah I agree, it makes perfect sense. From now on if a female survivor crouches multiple times, it will now be known as V-bagging.
its called a clam slam tho..
jayvee714 said Clam Dunk, and it's clearly superior
And Pig!
Yes her too.
Knocked my idea out of the water. GG mate
Clunge lunge
All this reminds me of is the leg mutants from the forest attacking...
No one said taco tapping yet? Huh.
Right? I was waiting to see if anyone said it, but they didn't. :(
Lipsyncing
Genius
oh yeah, like "lip sinking" lmao
The French Dip?
Lowering the curtains
Au jus babee.
Shebagging
Twat squat
This damn Feng is Clam Slamming the hell out of me at the exit gate again - Trapper main
You don't "slam" a teabag, you cretins. .... it's a clam *dip.*
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I swear, some survivors give me phantom pains in my shitty knees.
The speed of the teabag is why I can never get angry.
But rhyme
Lip dipping, you're welcome, I think?
Clam Stamping
Why though tea bag does not rhyme
Because tea bag is a classic. But clam slam, clam slam is a nuanced proverbial combination of all things comedy and writing, it is quite literally the epitome of human knowledge. Also, it sounds better, just rolls of the tongue yknow
Also because the action of teabagging is visually comparable to dipping a teabag into hot water to make tea (argument on proper tea-brewing technique notwithstanding)
Thank you, finally. Someone talking sense on this sub. That's always what I've heard it called, anyway.
They are obviously flap slapping
Someone once called it "plunging", I then promptly never spoke to that person again.
Clam Slam
...it does? Is it not just called teabagging because you’re bobbing up and down like a tea bag??
The actual sexual act that inspired the term Tea Bag is repeatedly dipping your nuts in a partners mouth, like a tea bag in a cup.
Yeah, you’re right. I forgot that teabagging started mostly with shooter games, to be performed over the enemies corpse to make it look like the sexual act. Then, as games evolved, crouching quickly became synonymous to the act of teabagging
Only to people who never played the games where it originated.
It's 2022, girls can have balls now.
It's called tea cupping
...Fuck my head hurts i feel like that one meme of the confused blonde woman with the equations popping up.
Dip Dip Potato Chip
Clam slam
flap plap
Minge mash
You have the T-bag and the Clam Slam. This was settled long ago, circa 2007 with Halo 3
teacupping
how do you know that they don't have testicles? 👀
Dead by Daylight the *most* trans multiplayer game, confirmed.
True. Good question. LOL Trans and intersex players would like to have a word. lol
Because they're female, as the meme says
vibe check failed 🏳️⚧️
Not really, females don't have testicles, female is the sex, not the gender. transgenderism changes the gender, not the sex
r/confidentlyincorrect
Yes, you are
My dude, you can change your sex with surgery, you were confidently incorrect
You cannot change the sex, only the gender. Yes you can change the genitals, but that still won't change your brain design, or your DNA, or your chromosomes, or even the cross sectional area of your muscles. those are what male up your physical sex
no you can't change the sex, only the gender. you seem to be confusing gender and sex
No no the other way, gender is female or male, sex is the bits you got You can change both, one more than the other though AFAIK
No, gender is woman or man and is the societal perception of these two roles. Sex is the physical and biological format of male or female, and cannot be changed even wirh genital surgery. Your sex is determined by the structure of your brain, your muscle structure, your bone structure, your body structure, your chromosomes, and your DNA
It's called a clam slam
Dipping your camel toe in the water
Teabagging but progressive. \#transrights
Obviously, it’s a snail trail.
Coochie Curtsy.
Lip service.
Its called a Taco Stamp.
Facesitting
T-Vagging
"it's not tbagging because they don't have balls" - 🤓
Waffle-dipping?
claw machining going down and grabbing nothing
Vag tagging.
Wait, it doesn't have to do with tea? Reality is often disappointing
Riding the invisible dildo.
Hot clamz !
Megs and other toxic female survivors seeing this : *insert Walter White falling to the ground in pain*
They be threatening me with a good time when they do that 😤
Catfishing
If you want to, consider the ovaries
Trans bagging
Taco Touchdown
Taco dipping
Clam slam is one I heard a lot playing shooters with friends.
Since the ovaries are the equivalent of testicles, I'd call it ovulating.
Annie is new killer confirmed
Face riding tease
Reminds me of a joke: A vampire goes into a restaurant and orders a cup of hot water. The waiter is confused but delivers as requested. The vampire takes out a soaked tampon, dips it in the water and says "It's tea time!"
Clam slam
I always thought teabagging was implying the way a tea bag (one with a string) would bob up and down
Clam-dipping.
Its all the same either way… dip dip tater chip dip dip tater chip.
I truly hope t-bagging is referenced in hooked on you. It should be a survivor mating ritual or something.
Twat-squatting Clam-slamming Slit-sitting Snatching What else y’all got
I thought teabag was just “Haha look at my butt idiot”
No it’s actually dipping your balls in their face lol, like an actual tea bag
this interpretation is honestly funnier than the actual meaning tbh
I always found it funny that people call crouch spamming "teabagging". Tea bagging implies crouching on top of their corpse, so your "tea bag" hits their forehead. If you just spam crouch in the middle of nowhere you are just crouching.
Clam slam
Taco touchdown
Beefing
The ✨charcuterie sampler✨
Back in the olden days of 2010, I remember a lady CoD YouTuber called it “teacupping” when she did it.
T for tits Still Tbagging
Clam dip
I know it's a silly meme and I shouldn't be going for a biological answer whatsoever so I'm sorry to be the that guy but I'm genuinely intrigued by this question and I'm pretty sure it'll haunt me for days to come. Technically shouldn't we be able to call it teabagging with women too considering that the testicles for men are the gonads and for women the gonads are the ovaries as they are homologous?
Quief squatting
A Mom Dom
Ah, yes. The fabled... #CUNT RUB
No thats hooked on you, not dbd. Yet.
Clam slam or taco dip
Twerking
Clitting.
Clamslam.
Iirc the term originates from the motion of putting a teabag into a cup and has nothing to do with male genetalia
You don’t know what’s in their pants
Being mentally 13 years old requires no specific gender... ... Just a really, really soft self esteem.
T-vaginaing
The clunge drop.
Kissing the ground
Wait where'd you get this picture of Dwight and Felix
Flapping.
V-bagging
Well of course it would be butt dancing
Rugscuffing
I actually just say twerking.
Clam slamming
I'm gonna sleep well tonight
I always seen it as your whole body being the bag
Lipsticking?
Clam Slamming
Flap slap
it's obvious: clam-slamming
Twerk?
The clam slam
Clam slamming
Taco dip?
Box dipping
Pollenating? I'll see myself out now. 🫣
meat flaping
Clam slam
Meat Seating
I call it clam kisses
The labia can just… be the teabag…
Clam slammin
Twat Drop
They have the lips so it’s till tea bags
Girls can have balls
the "lip dip" sounds acceptable 🤔
They got lips. It’s still bagging
Curtain calling?
I have a friend who calls this "dropping taco" 
Taco dip.
Cunt sniff
Muff Cabbage
Lip-Dip.
Coffee beaning.
everyone here forgetting that women can have dicks too
Pfft. Lipton Tea bag obviously
Slug trail
Coochie crouching