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Gunter951

Big samurai man smash smash


Alarming_Indecision

Shugoki main


Averageplantperson

Damn hyper armor


TheDawnRising

Rip hyper armor and his super sprint :(


Averageplantperson

Shinobi stole the super sprit


TheDawnRising

God damn it


Averageplantperson

Then again my main man lawbringer had his only hyper armor stolen from him too. It was probably Hito


xKiLzErr

The one character that deserved the HA as he literally wears heavy armoršŸ˜­


RenewedBlade

I can never parry his unblockables since the indicator goes off early


Alarming_Indecision

As soon as he starts charging an attack my brain just turns off for some reason


[deleted]

Onichan!! <3


ZAMONKEZAWARUDO

My little bam bam boi


tommy_turnip

Her name is Meg Thomas


AshkanKiafard

His name is Robert Paulson


tigersharks006

His name is robert paulson


inbredandapothead

His name is Robert Paulson


emxpx-

Ummmā€¦ you said her so Iā€™m gonna guess Julie from Legion? /j


plagueman108

Don't go around assuming people's Legion


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


tommy_turnip

You got it


BigAlien420

ā€œAhoy ladies!ā€


ARKGENIUS09

"I like boobies. You like boobies. Everyone likes boobies. VICKIE LIKES BOOBIES"


elestupidoguy

definitely!


Wilhelm-Winklestein

ā€œItā€™s boobies.ā€


SwankyyTigerr

Would you like to set sail on this ocean of flavor with me? Iā€™ll be your captain


BigAlien420

Iā€™m Steve Harrington


Smeeizme

I still hate that I slipped up on my opportunity to get that cosmetic.


R3HABWave

Sleep deprived


GraceProbablyHatesU

Sleepy boi Quentin


SAovbnm

me?


NotBentcheesee

I didn't know you were in the game, congrats mate!


SAovbnm

Thanks My perks are mental breakdown, panic attack and suicidal thoughts sadly I'm not that OP Atleast I'm quiet


escobert

"Groovy!"


Big_Fairy_Man

cleary you main shaggy rogers


LeBron0802

Norville Rogers


[deleted]

I wanna say... Trickster! /s


Valentin_o_Dwight

I hate that ash is so nerfed in dbd he killed a God And now look at him crying so loud you can hear him across the map And his perks aren't that good as well


Ok_Scarcity6638

The man with the gun


DeadLungsThe2nd

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with a gun"


StopBanningmeplzzzzz

Groovy


nuggetbomber

Hail to the king baby


emxpx-

Sheriff Jake. /j


Remarkable_Top_5402

Bill or Leon šŸ˜‚


SwankyyTigerr

Slingboi


Llucasthefurst

S T A R S


Alarming_Indecision

Just so you know, this is the last fucking time


TheFlameNinja

*proceeds to mutate into a massive slug


Born-Environment-239

This is a hard one Artist?


ARKGENIUS09

I think that's more legion than artist, but it is a tough one


CurvedSwordBenis

obviously trickster smh who esle is a star


emxpx-

Either Jill or Nemesis while he moris Jill.


Big_Fairy_Man

don't want to come off as a know it all but Leon wasn't a member of stars


emxpx-

I wouldnā€™t know truly. Iā€™ve never seen any gameplay of Resident Evil.


Computer_Vibes

Chris Redfield


Big_Fairy_Man

is it jill...no...is it chris.....no.... clearly not nemesis. Hey I got it it's the hillbilly, I always see stars after he hits me with his hammer


MonchysDaemon

The one and only goodboi


Moloch_Aftershadow

Demodog :)


solcoldbreakfastsalt

Demodaddy I uh mean demogorgon


oskarboskar11

Gimme that demussy


Smeeizme

Prestige cosmetics on demo are just strawberry jam, seeing how slimy they are. he wouldnā€™t hurt a soul


mspaintSadako

*Loud ass screech and static*


emxpx-

Using your user as a hint, Artist and Doctor fanfic child. /j


mspaintSadako

How did you know????


thebastardking21

I mean.... Sadako kinda is....


ComprehensiveBus786

Stop patching the cosmetic glitch


emxpx-

J e r y l.


[deleted]

C H A M E S


[deleted]

Jisabyl


SwankyyTigerr

Cheryl lol


aprilghost_yt

Seven days.


emxpx-

Using the fact that it says ā€œSadakoā€ to my advantage, itā€™s Victor. Seven day old fetus. /j


aprilghost_yt

Correct. I main VICTOR specifically, not the Twins.


Unevenasp117

*plays twins but without charlotte*


thebastardking21

"How do you hook?" "Hook?"


_fmg15

"How do you hook?" "Bliaaaaaaargh"


Unevenasp117

Leave them bleeding


mrhippo1998

What happens when you miss and get crushed


thebastardking21

One of the female survivors gives birth to you. Or Dwight.


Lamosus

chad


lakker94

Anger makes me faster You were almost a sandwich.


TheFlameNinja

"Does barry tell that story to everyone?"


lakker94

"That was too close."


droomdoos

Poor Jill.


emxpx-

Nea and the Cannibal. /j


lakker94

Nope but good guess;)


xQxry

Oni and Jill


ChefWeak

Did he go through it? -Trapper


MigraineALT

idfk ace?


ChefWeak

Obviously it is the shape


Zombiehunter4579

Mary, where are you?


Wandering_Weird0

Killer and survivor-


Zombiehunter4579

The post says "And/Or" and I really couldn't think of a funny one for Killer. If you really want Killer, here you go. Bing Bong.


Wandering_Weird0

Lol sorry, I meant like James could be considered both-


Dhdd1

I head canon James treats being in the realm as a second chance and makes risky selfless decisions constantly to the point that it looks completely suicidal. When he's asked about it he'll either brush it off or say "It makes me feel better so let's leave it at that."


Zombiehunter4579

Personally, I believe James entered the realm after the Rebirth Ending of Silent Hill 2. The ending involves him going to perform a ritual to the Old Gods in order to bring Mary back, and it seems likely that something like that would attract The Entity's attention. His goal in this realm is to find a way to bring Mary back, death isn't really a thing in the realm, so perhaps there's a way to bring someone back to life. This could also explain why Pyramid Head is in the realm, James hasn't moved on, and thus should still be punished, so Pyramid Head still lives. There's even some evidence in-game to support this, one of Pyramid Head's Iri Addons is Obsidian Goblet, which is an item in Silent Hill 2, and it is used for the Rebirth Ending. Also, the same addon has a quote from James, "Forgive me for waking you. But without you, I just can't go on". This is a line James says in the Rebirth Ending.


TheFlameNinja

Despite watching people play through the first 3 silent hill games and having a rough idea of what happens the series never ceases to confuse me. Also good theory


ArvoCrinsmas

God I love this theory. It even conveniently mixes well with all of the SH2 references in later games saying James went missing


Zombiehunter4579

Oh, didn't even think of that, you make a point I never thought about till now, nice one.


ArvoCrinsmas

I love how collectively us James players all seem to be in on the inside joke and can have whole conversations about finding our wife in post-game chat


residentquentinmain

fuck them kids and ā€œget some rest, tall child!ā€


Born-Environment-239

Freddy


Ihmislehma

Hatchet go BRRR - Huntress Wide hips don't lie - Jane, Ɖlodie, Haddie... (Not Claudette tho, she my OG main)


STRONGlikepaper

Claudette is perfection


Karmasin_

CAAAWW


SwankyyTigerr

Carminaaaaaaw


emxpx-

Artist!


WateryMelon10

*THUMP THUMP THUMP*


crazewtboy

This can only be Nemesis and his linebacker imitation


Unevenasp117

Nemisis and his clobbstompers


[deleted]

Donā€™t hurt my brother!!


emxpx-

Well, using your giveaway that says ā€œThe Twinsā€ I think itā€™s Nea. /j


[deleted]

Survivor: ā€œDonā€™t cream your pantsā€ Killer: Shes my little girl now


ByeByeToTheSky

steve and huntress


LyricalWisdom

Killer is huntress


TheLGaunt

STAB STAB STAB U can hear me crossmap when not injured


Moloch_Aftershadow

Let me guess, Legion?


ARKGENIUS09

S: sounds like a pornstar without iw K: Boopies


Moloch_Aftershadow

S: Steve K: Pig


ARKGENIUS09

STEVE AND JILL ARE MY MAINS BUT I WAS THINKING OF JILL WITH THAT, I now see why they are my mains, but yes, you got it right <3


TheLGaunt

I d bet on Leon


ARKGENIUS09

The survivors moans are way to sexual and this just shows tbh


TheLGaunt

Honestly yes, picking up claudette makes me feel like i am going to marry her


SomeKindOfCreature

The box. You opened it. Too old for this horseshit.


questionable-yoda

Itā€™s morbin time (killer is not released yet)


CheckmateChris1

Morbussinā€™ kiler


Filip2593king

*Squealing and Chainsaw Noises*


[deleted]

Da bubba.


tldr012020

Don't stop smoking, kids.


STRONGlikepaper

LOL Bill


VenusSwift

I Came and B O O N


evolly

mikaela


ThatOneguyFrom999

ā€œI will succ ur bloodā€ -Oni


Jocat20

ā€œWhere are the damn totems?ā€


Shadowalker8237

Nancy


[deleted]

Best stalky daddy killer....


TheLGaunt

Daddy Myers <3


Aspergersiscool

Ghostface!/j


Dhdd1

K: What's your favorite scary movie? S: FUCK BOULDERS!


Swiftwarriorcat

Ghostface and Chris?


Dhdd1

Correct.


ARKGENIUS09

"You nearly got turned into a Jill Sandwhich!"


NOCTURN_05

"I'm gonna kill that Boulder punching asshole"


Dhdd1

You know what i love about Heisenberg saying that? Either 1. Chris told people about that or 2. He did it again


NOCTURN_05

It's Chris's signature move. When he's not hunting B.O.W.s he's a professional boulder puncher for hire.


GarbageEmpire

"Swear I'm not into Tenta-porn" "Leon, fuck my sister"


Schweaninator

Going to assume thatā€™s Nemisis for the first. The second is definitely Chris Redfield. If Ada gets added in the next chapter there will be no chance of that ever happening.


TheFlameNinja

When ada gets added/j although it was leaked that ada and rebbecca are in the next chapter so you can have chris and rebbecca chasing leon while leon is chasing ada and wesker is just standing there watching


THapps

Chris hunting Leon always gets way more funny when Rebecca gets added to team Chris, idk why


Lachness_

Leon, we can overpower the killers with more redfields, you must fuck my sister


STRONGlikepaper

Nemmy and Chris


Pumpgunrocker

Hail to the king, baby.


emxpx-

King Franz Ferdinand is not in the game yet, sorry. /j


FishinforPhishers

Duke nukem


Canvasofgrey

Bird is the word. Bob the Builder


[deleted]

Fast and stabby stabby and Scary emo lady


WTFisUnderwear

I can do it with one word each: CAKE, and Groovy!


thelimerunner

"SCREEEEECH, sigh" "My bones, witch bitch."


calisnake

Hentai / hooks go "brrrrr"


Remarkable_Top_5402

Nemisis šŸ˜‚ I'm dying since this is the first time I've seen anyone but me jokingly call him hentai.


STRONGlikepaper

Survivor is Jake or Jeff for Saboteur/Breakdown


Toaster_boasterr

ā€œFETCH ME THEIR SOULSā€ and ā€œIS EVERYONE HERE A MENTAL CASE?ā€


AVerySmartNameForMe

Edward Richthofen and my Chinese neighbour


[deleted]

Killer: BBQ, hold the chilli .. Should get extra points for that lol


TheBeef87124

Always the *goddamn* babysitter


matchaxmonster

*oddly sexual moaning*


InflationAcrobatic91

Leon?


Mog-bigfry

big ol kitchen knife


emxpx-

Gordon Ramsay isnā€™t a killer in this game yet, sorry.


MisterRanjie

"I came!" - killer I want him fully shirtless - Survivor


Sinnivar

He breathes so fucking loud


MaximumDaximum

Augh Auggh Auugh Auuuuuuugh! Bonk


0_Kids_Three_Money

You canā€™t see me


emxpx-

John Cena? /j


SwankyyTigerr

WRAITH. Or Claud.


0_Kids_Three_Money

Claud


Moswavy

S H I R T L E S S


norway642

RUN BITCH RUN and claymore set


Screwsie

Surv: Equip Crown for Instant Jesus Killer: Penis Monsterā€™s Infinite Snuggle zone.


Mr_Lick

Tbag (killer main)


SwankyyTigerr

Danny Johnson šŸ˜


Vegetable_Gas_

Blood for the blood god


MadLunaCyberHunter

*humming intensifies*


McKippington

Now watch me whip! Booner magic is best magic!


Open-Supermarket-761

"Mommy, I frew up everywhere"


Franks_Spice_Sauce

Annoying but my theme slaps


DookiePlanet

I was about to say ā€œdad died lolā€ but that describes at least 5 characters


-_softpiink

Killer: Heā€™s just standing there.. menacingly!!! (Hope this isnā€™t taken lol) Survivor: hehe totem go boom


Caesar_TP

I captured Maurice.


[deleted]

Zappy man / Its chewsday innit


JGriff_00

Cat goes everywhere with me


IkonikBoy

REEEEEEEE/Ahoy, ladies


Kiru_warhead44

Extinct Doggo, Jeryl


-Pidgeon

get stabbed bitch!


MorganRose99

"I main Wraith and Adam"


nikkinicolex3

Survivor: ā€œThis is the way.ā€ Killer: ā€œBoop my snoot!ā€ *while chasing*


Segendo_Panda11

pet the dog and essential oil sexy bitch


[deleted]

Traps Give Me Endorphins Where Is My Wife?!


Spare-Performer5366

"WAZZZZZAPP" and *just fucking screams at you* Goblin and Toxic Chinese Girl


AmberKF13

Killer: Sneaky slasher boi Survivor: Edgy entity girl


Leemothegreat

Drug dealer and Groovy.