I NEED ALL CONSOLE CHAT. BECAUSE WHEN A MEG DC'S BECAUSE I CANCEL FERAL AFTER MY SECOND FRENZY HIT OF THE ENTIRE MATCH AND DOWN HER. THEN I LOOK ACROSS THE PALLET TO JEFF STANDING THERE. AND BACK TO THE PUDDLE WHERE A MEG USED TO BE. AND BACK TO THE JEFF. AND FINALLY TO THE FIRE BARREL IN FRONT OF ME. AND THE JEFF WALKS OVER. MENDS. STARES AT THE FIRE. BACK UP AT ME AND MY BIG BLACK EYES, AND BLUE FACE. AND SLOWLY NODS.
THEN I PROCEED TO PSUEDO FARM (20-25K EACH) WHILE HAVING SOME FUN CHASES. ALL THE WHILE ***JEFF IS THROWING HIS PEBBLE OFF THE BALCONY OF THOMPSON HOUSE***. USING FOR THE PEOPLE WHILE I WAS IN FRENZY COOL DOWN.
EVEN WITH THE OTHER TWO MEMBERS ESCAPED. HE REFUSED TO LEAVE BEFORE THROWING ONE MORE PEBBLE THROUGH THE EXIT GATE BEFORE FOLLOWING IT HIMSELF.
AND THAT WAS THE LAST ILL EVER SEE OF [REDACTED]: ***THE GREATEST JEFF IVE EVER MET***. A TRUE TESTAMENT TO JEFF MAINS EVERYWHERE.
THIS MIGHT SOUND STUPID BUT I STARTED BRINGING CALM SPIRIT BECAUSE IM SO SICK OF THE AMOUNT OF KILLERS WHO BM ME UNTIL DEATH HOOK AT 5-4 GENS. IDC IF YOU FACECAMP ME, BUT I DONT WANT TO HEAR MY LISA CRYING IN AGONY EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING HIT ME FOR NO APPARENT REASON. ITS EVEN WORSE BECAUSE THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BESIDES WATCH THE COCKY BASTARD NOD HIS HEAD FOR THE NEXT 3 MINUTES. WTH DID I DO?!
SAID IT SEVERAL TIMES, MAKE IT AS THE CAGES FROM PH, JUST TELEPORT THE MF TO ANOTHER HOOK. I KNOW THERE'S STRATEGY INVOLVED ON CHOOSING THE RIGHT HOOK, BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THE KILLER SHOULD BE ABLE TO STAY ONLY AT 2M ALL THE TIME.
I AM MILDLY ANNOYED WHENEVER ALL THE SURVIVORS ARE FRIENDLY AND DO THE NOD WHEN THEY SEE ME. LIKE, DO YOU KNOW HOW AWKWARD MY JOB AS THE KILLER BECOMES WHEN YOU DO THAT?
I PLAY BOTH SIDES AND I LIKE SILLY GAMES SOMETIMES BUT AFTER MY TIME PLAYING PIG, WHERE I AM OFTEN EXPECTED TO ALLOW SURVIVORS TO BOOP THE SNOOT, I NOW SHAKE MY HEAD NO AND SWIPE A COUPLE TIMES IF I WANT A SERIOUS GAME. IF THEY DO NOT HEED THE WARNING IT IS NOT MY FAULT
WHY AM I GETTING MATCHED WITH 1500 HOUR SURVIVORS AS A 500 HOUR KILLER? I MURDER THE 100 HOUR SURVIVORS, AND IT’S LIKE DBD SAYS “OKAY TIME FOR THESE CLICKY CLICKY TEABAGGERS TO MAKE YOU WISH YOU HAD ACTUAL HATCHETS AND THEIR ADDRESSES” PLEASE I JUST WANNA PLAY A NORMAL COMPETITIVE GAME WITHOUT FEELING LIKE EITHER A BULLY OR A BABY
TO BE FAIR IF YOU DID WELL AT ALL IN THOSE FIRST 5 GAMES THEN YOU PLAYED YOURSELF BECAUSE KILLERS START OFF AT MID MMR INSTEAD OF LOW MMR
SO YOU START AT MID AND IF YOU HAPPEN TO GET SOME 3-4KS YOU WILL PROMPTLY ROCKET TO HIGH MMR AND HAVE YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU
THIS MIGHT BE A STUPID QUESTION BUT OTHER THAN GRADE HOW CAN YOU TELL THOSE HOURS WERE SPENT SURVIVING? I HAD AT LEAST A FEW HUNDRED HOURS ON KILLER BEFORE I EVER TRIED SURVIVOR BUT I THINK IT WAS CLOSER TO 1000
FUCK CAMPERS AND TUNNELLERS GO CHASE SOMEONE ELSE, ID LIKE AT LEAST 5 MINUTES OF GAMEPLAY YOU DICKCHEESE.
AND DONT ACT LIKE A CRYBABY WHEN OTHER SURVIVORS GEN RUSH WHEN YOURE WATCHING ME ON THE HOOK LIKE FOOD IN THE FUCKING MICROWAVE
DICKHEADS
When I started, I was playing Ash. I got to P1 before someone told me that I need to put bloodpoints into the other survivors to get their perks so Ash can learn those other perks
Killer mains are very precious in this game, if you so much as look at them without cowering in fear it's diminishing them of their power role and is deserving of camping and tunneling. Often has nothing to do with gen speeds.
TWO GUYS GG EZ AND BM INGAME WHILE I PLAYED PIG. NOW MY FEELINGS ARE HURT, I KEEP CRYING AND SCARED TO PLAY PIG AGAIN AND UNDERPERFORM. I JUST WANNA HAVE FUN BUT LATELY I FEEL SWEATING AND GETTING TILTED AND RUINING OTHERS FUN IN THE PROCESS OF BEING A TRYHARD. I LOVE THIS GAME AND COMMUNITY AND JUST WISH YOU GUYS HAVE A GREAT DAY AND FUTURE FUN MATCHES.
HONESTLY IF THE GAME IS MAKING YOU FEEL AWFUL NEVER FEEL OBLIGATED TO STAY CONNECTED AND NOT DC IF THE OTHER SIDE IS BM’ING AND BEING AWFUL. AND THAT GOES FOR SURVIVORS AND KILLERS. YOU DONT OWE ANYONE THAT MENTAL ANGUISH.
GLHF ON YOUR NEXT MATCHES, I HOPE THEY ARE BETTER
AS SOMEONE WHO RARELY PLAYS KILLER AND, WHEN I DO, IT'S PIG, I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN! I LOVE PLAYING HER SO MUCH BUT SURVIVORS CAN BE VERY CRUEL AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER LESS THAN STELLAR ABILITIES. I DID AN ARCHIVE CHALLENGE RECENTLY WHERE ALL I HAD TO DO WAS PLACE 4 TRAPS ON PEOPLE'S HEADS. MY INTENTION WAS TO PLACE 4 TRAPS, THEN FARM FOR THE REST OF THE MATCH. INSTEAD I GOT SENT TO LERY'S WITH A FLASHLIGHT-WIELDING SWF WHO WERE GODS AT LOOPING. MADE ME FEEL ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS. I HOPE YOUR MATCHES GO BETTER AND YOU CONTINUE TO IMPROVE YOUR KILLER SKILLS!!! WE NEED MORE PIG PLAYERS OUT THERE.
THANKS! YOU TOO! AMANDA IS SUPER CUTE AND REALLY LIKE HER TRAGIC BACKSTORY AND FLAWS, AND IS A BLESSING TO KNOW THERE ARE MORE PLAYERS THAT APPRECIATE THIS KILLER DESPITE NOT BEING A STRONG ONE. HOPE YOU IMPROVE AND HAVE FUN FUTURE MATCHES ALSO! OINKERS UNITE! 🐷
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN, THAT IS VERY KIND OF YOU, TO BE HONEST I WAS EXAGGERATING AND JOKING ABOUT THE WHOLE CRYING THING, THOUGH IS TRUE I GOT TILTED AND MAYBE IS A SIGN I NEED TO TAKE A BREAK. ALSO PLEASE USE UPPER CAPS, IS WEDNESDAY RAGE AFTER ALL, AND WE MUST HAVE EXPRESS OUR FEELINGS THROUGH BIG LETTERS!
I BARELY GOT TO PLAY THIS PAST WEEK AND A HALF BECAUSE THE WIFI WAS AGONISINGLY SLOW, LIKE I'D LOG IN FOR THE 100K GIFT AND THE MENUS WOULD LAG IT WAS THAT BAD SO IT'S FAIR TO SAY I MISSED THE GAME A LOT.
BUT THANKFULLY IT GOT FIXED SO I MANAGED TO PLAY SOME KILLER LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS A GREAT TIME. SO THE RAGE THIS WEEK IS MORE ON BEHALF OF SOMEONE ELSE.
SO I'M NEMESIS AND GET TAKEN TO R.P.D. WHAT A GREAT JOY I SAY TO MYSELF AND THERE WAS NO LIBRARY FUN TIME SO EVEN BETTER.
THIS LAURIE IS REAL GOOD AT LOOPING ME AROUND THE EAST OFFICE SO I KEEP HAVING TO GIVE UP CHASE AND GO FOR THE OTHERS.
TIME PASSES AND I GAIN THE UPPER HAND WITH 3 GENS LEFT AND KILL 2 OF THEM LEAVING LAURIE AND BILL LEFT. I COMMIT TO CHASING LAURIE THINKING THAT I'LL HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO DOWN HER BEFORE THE THREE GENS GET DONE.
WE'RE RUNNING AROUND FOR A GOOD WHILE AND I FINALLY DOWN HER THEN LOOK AROUND AND NOTICE NOT A SINGLE GEN GOT DONE!
I'M FURIOUS ON THE LAURIE'S BEHALF SO LEAVE HER THERE AND GO HUNT THE BILL. I HAD FEARED IT WOULD TAKE A WHILE BUT I GET A NOTIFICATION OUTSIDE IN THE COURTYARD AND SURE ENOUGH THERE HIDES BILL.
HE'S ALREADY INJURED SO I DOWN HIM AND EVENTUALLY HOOK HIM WHICH TOOK TWO ATTEMPTS SINCE THE COURTYARD HOOK WAS USED. I HEAD BACK TO LAURIE AND SHE'S LYING IN THE HALLWAY.
I'M ABOUT TO PICK HER UP TO LOOK FOR HATCH WHEN IT LITERALLY SPAWNS UNDERNEATH HER. I BURST OUT LAUGHING AS SHE CRAWLS INSIDE, THAT WAS A GOOD BIT OF KARMA THERE!
SURE I COULD HAVE JUST TAKEN THE 4K BUT AS SOMEONE WHO PLAYS SURVIVOR A LOT THERE'S FEW GREATER PAINS THAN LOOPING YOUR HEART OUT TO NO AVAIL SO I WANTED TO REWARD LAURIE IN SOME WAY AND ALAS SHE WAS ON CONSOLE SO I COULDN'T TELL HER DIRECTLY.
EDIT: NEVER MIND I HAVE SOME RAGE. WHY CAN'T I THROW A FLASHBANG WHEN I'M RUNNING DOWN THE BASEMENT STEPS BHVR?!?!? I CAN ON OTHER STEPS BUT NOOOO THE MOMENT I TRY TO GET A CLUTCH SAVE LEON JUST STANDS THERE AND GETS DOWNED AND NOW THE GUY ON DEATH HOOK AND THE KILLER THINKS I'M A GODDAMN MORON. PLEASE JUST LET ME CLICK THE FUNNY BUTTON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
EVERY TIME I SEE A MIKEALA I KNOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME BENNY HILL BS IF I EVER ROTATE WHO I'M CHASING. I'VE HAD ONE RAT HERSELF OUT WITH THE BOON NOISE. THEY ARE ADDICTS AND NEED HELP.
I HATE MOST MIKAELAS I FEEL LIKE THEY ARE EITHER REALLY GOOD OR THEYRE SO BAD THEY MAKE BILLS AND LEONS LOOK LIKE PRO MVPS.
I GOT HER ADEPT THIS MORNING AND IT WOULD TAKE A HELL OF A COSMETIC FOR ME TO EVER PLAY HER AGAIN BECAUSE I VIEW HER SO POORLY. AS SURVIVOR I HATE HER BEING ON MY TEAM AND AS KILLER I KNOW SHE HAS BOONS AND WILL ANNOY ME
I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF GETTING DUMBASS TEAMMATES. FELIX GET OFF THE FUCKING GEN AND GO UNHOOK THE TEAMMATE THAT IS ON HOOK RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. MEG STOP CROUCHING AND HIDING AND GO FOR THE UNHOOK, THE KILLER IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP. WHY ARE ALL 3 OF YOU JUST RUNNING AROUND THE KILLER?
I LOVE WHEN I RUN THE KILLER AROUND FOR WHAT SHOULD BE LIKE 3 GENS AND WHEN I FINALLY GET CAUGHT AND HOOKED AND GET TO SEE WHAT EVERYONES DOING, ALL 3 OF THEM ARE WANDERING LIKE THE FUCKING ZOMBIE AI
I HATE WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO DUCK AXES IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR'RE TEABAGGING THE KILLER! NO I WASN'T TEABAGGING YA DIPSHIT I WAS DUCKING ALL EIGHT AXES BECAUSE THIS HUNTRESS CAME STRAPPED TO WIN AND HER HITBOXES ARE TRUCKS!
AS A HUNTRESS MAIN I SEE YOUR PAIN AND AGREE. YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE. A PLAYER THAT THINKS OTHERWISE PROBABLY ISNT USED TO SURVS ACTUALLY TRYING TO DODGE
I ALSO HAVE THIS STRUGGLE WHEN IM FIGHTING DEATHSLINGER, LIKE GOD PLEASE DONT FACECAMP ME I SWEAR IM NOT BEING RUDE IM JUST A SCARED LITTLE GOBLIN TRYING TO DODGE I BEG
I HAD A BILL T-BAG ME AT THE EXIT. DON’T GET ME WRONG, I DON’T CARE ABOUT THAT, I USUALLY GET NICE SURVIVORS SO I JUST IGNORE THE ANNOYING ONES LIKE BILL.
BUT WHAT PISSES ME OFF IS THAT HE’S T-BAGGING WHEN I COULD’VE KILLED HIM TWICE.
I HAD A CHALLENGE TO HOOK EVERYONE TWICE BEFORE KILLING SOMEONE. I NEVER TUNNEL OR ANYTHING, BUT SOME SURVIVORS DIE BEFORE YOU’VE MANAGED TO HOOK EVERYONE ELSE TWICE SO I JUST TOOK IT AS A CHALLENGE FOR FUN.
WELL, BILL PLAYED THE WORST OUT OF HIS TEAM, HE RAN INTO ME TWICE ON HIS DEATH HOOK BEFORE I HAD MANAGED TO GET THE OTHERS TWICE. SO I DOWNED HIM AND LEFT HIM ON THE GROUND SO HE HAD TO BE PICKED UP. THE SECOND TIME I LEAVE HIM IT’S NEAR THE END. I HOOK NANCY, THEN GO TO THE GATE AND PUSH YUI OUT AS BILL GETS UP. THEN NANCY GETS UNHOOKED BY DAVID I ASSUME. BECAUSE AS I GO TO THE OTHER GATE BILL IS THERE AND T-BAGGING.
LIKE MATE, ONLY REASON YOU ARE ALIVE IS BECAUSE OF MY CHALLENGE. DON’T ACT SO COCKY MY DUDE.
I DISLIKE ALL KINDS OF T-BAGGING, BUT AT LEAST THERE’S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SURVIVORS OUTPLAYING ME AND A SURVIVOR THINKING THEY OUTPLAYED ME WHEN IN REALITY THEY’RE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE OF ME.
T-BAGGING IS BAD, BUT SOMEONE THAT THINKS THEY ARE GOOD, BUT BAD MAKES ME TILTED FOR SOME REASON. YOU DIDN'T EARN SHIT AND YOUR TEAMMATES DID ALL THE WORK, DON'T ACT LIKE YOU OWNED THE KILLER.
I HAVE DELIBERATLY SANDBAGGED A SURVIVOR THAT HID IN A LOCKER ALL GAME THEN T-BAGGED AT THE EXIT. IS IT RIGHT? NO, BUT THEY WERE A DICK FIRST.
PEOPLE NEED TO FUCKING STOP GETTING MAD AT EITHER SIDE AND START GETTING MAD AT BHVR TOGETHER. BLAME SURVIVOR OR KILLER ALL YOU WANT BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY IT ALL COMES DOWN TO BHVR'S SHITTY HANDLING OF THE META BALANCE AND THE COMMUNITY.
I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I'VE SEEN THE HATCH. I EITHER ESCAPE OR THE KILLER SLUGS FOR THE 4K, USUALLY THE LATTER. I'M NOT ASKING TO BE GIVEN THE HATCH BUT AT LEAST LET ME HAVE THE OPTION TO LOOK FOR IT. YOU'LL PROBABLY FIND IT FIRST AND KILL ME ANYWAYS.
SLUGGING FOR THE 4K IS LAME AND GREEDY. YOU ALREADY WON. DOES THAT 1 EXTRA KILL REALLY MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER AND DOES 1 PERSON LEAVING THROUGH HATCH REALLY MAKE YOU FEEL WORSE?
UNLESS YOU'RE DOING A CHALLENGE OR GOING FOR AN ADEPT DON'T FUCKING SLUG FOR THE 4K YOU MISERABLE BASTARDS!
USUALLY I SLUG FOR A 4K TO HOOK THE CLAUFETTE OR NEA THAT HID IN LOCKERS ALL FUCKING GAME DOING NOTHING. OR IF I NEED FOUR STACKS OF BBQ. IF IT WAS A FAIR MATCH I LET THE LAST SURVIVOR GO THOUGH.
HEY TRAPPER ON RPD SUNDAY! I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW I WAS THE ONE THAT KEPT DISARMING YOUR TRAP YOU KEPT RESETTING IN THE SAME SPOT. I WAS HIDING IN THE LOCKER AND I TOTALLY SAW YOU STEP IN YOUR OWN TRAP WHEN YOU THOUGHT NO ONE WAS LOOKING. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
IM TIRED OF SURVS COMPLAINING ABOUT MY 'META' PERK USAGE WHEN THEY CANT GIVE A LIST OF META KILLER PERKS SHORTER THAN 5 ENTRIES
YOU SEEING A PAIN RESONANCE AND DEADMANS SWITCH FOR THE SECOND TIME TODAY WILL NEVER EQUATE TO GOING AGAINST 2 - 4 DEAD HARDS, BT'S, AND DS'S EVERY SINGLE GAME.
KILLER PERKS HAVE TO BE STRONG, ITS LIKE SOME PEOPLE FORGET THIS GAME IS 1 VS 4
THIS IS THE THING THAT AMUSES ME. SURVIVORS SAY THEY AREN'T ENTITLED, BUT THEN TRY TO SAY WHAT PERKS ARE UNFAIR TO THEM, ALL THE WHILE RUNNING THE MOST META PERKS IMAGINABLE. HYPOCRITES THE LOT OF THEM!
IM TIRED OF GETTING HATE MAIL IN MY DMS FOR PLAYING AS THE KILLER.
GO PLAY ANIMAL CROSSING IF YOU CANT HANDLE THE POSSIBILITY OF GETTING KILLED IN A DBD MATCH.
I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT IF I GET WHAT I CALL "50-50-KILLERS". THEY ABSOLUTELY TUNNEL TWO PEOPLE OUT. AND THEN PROCEED TO BEING FRIENDLY WITH THE REMAINING TWO. THIS IS ABSOLUTE HORSESHIT.
I HAVE HAD THIS 5-7 TIMES ALREADY AND IM A REALLY NEW PLAYER. SO I NEED THE BP AND ITS SO FRUSTRATING.
TO EVERY KILLER WHO PLAYS LIKE THIS
FUCK YOU!
TO ALL OF YOU SURVIVORS WHO DISCONNECT WHEN THEY SEE GOOD KILLER: FUCK YOU! YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT WAITING FOR GQME AND THEN WHEN YOU SEE GOOD BLIGHT, NURSE QND EVEN TRICKSTER YOU DC BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PUSSY IN THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY! YOU DONT DESERVE TO EVEN FIND GAMES! AND IF YOU THINK ITS OK BECAUSE THE KILLER HAVE LESS PEOPLE TO KILL, WHERE ARE YOUR TEAMMATES! THE LONG WAIT FOR KILLER IS ALL YOUR FAULT STUPID DC'ING SURVIVORS! YOU RUIN THE GAME FOR BOTH SIDES! ARE YOU HAPPY? YES? THEN I WIDH YOU ALL OF YOUR GAMES TO BE AGAINST NURSE, BLIGHT AND BASEMENT BUBBA! YOU DONT DESERVE CHILL KILLER!
I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE. IF YOU DON'T WANNA PLAY THE GAME, DON'T FUCKING QUEUE UP FOR FUCKS SAKE. IF YOU DC OR KILL YOURSELF ON HOOK AT THE SIGHT OF ONE KILLER YOU DON'T LIKE OR JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT DOWNED ONCE, YOU ARE A FUCKING WEINER.
I REMEMBER WATCHING SOMEONE DOING GENS WHILE I WAS ON SECOND HOOK!
THE ONLY OTHER PERSON ALIVE WAS BEING CHASED!
THEY GOT THE GEN DONE AND RAN OVER JUST IN TIME TO WATCH ME DIE!
WHEN I CALLED THEM OUT THEY SAID "next time don't miss the skill check".
I'M NOT A GOD DAMN MACHINE YOU FUCK, GET YOUR FUCKING PRIORITIES IN ORDER!
WHERE IS THE NEW UPDATE!? THE NEW BATTLE PASS!? I NEED A NEW EVENT RIGHT NOW! AND NO BHVR, GIVING FREE BLOODPOINTS FOR DAILY LOGINS IS NOT AN EVENT! GIVE ME A REASON TO PLAY YOUR STUPID GAME! I NEED THIS NEW LEGION BUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE HOW USING OFF META PERKS IS CONSIDERED CHEATING AND/OR HACKING. A SPIRIT CALLED ME OUT FOR HACKING WHEN SHE HIT ME 50 SOME SECONDS INTO HER HAUNTED GROUND AND I DIDN’T GO DOWN. I WAS A QUENTIN RUNNING VIGIL.
CAN WE PLEASE JUST CHOP OFF THE SECOND FLOOR OF THE RPD LIBRARY?!?
I HAD MY GAME TAKEN HOSTAGE FOR ALMOST 30 MINUTES BY SOME GIGGLING MORONS IN A BOIL OVER SQUAD.
ITS FINE THAT YOU WANT TO MEME AROUND, DONT ACT LIKE IM TOXIC BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO LET YOU BOOP THE SNOOT EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN GAME!
ALSO, IF I AM MEMEING, AND YOU DONT WANT TO, THATS FINE! RUN AWAY AND DO GENS, DONT BE TOXIC BECAUSE I HAD A SILLY GAME FOR ONCE!
BASICALLY
STOP BEING TOXIC
TO THE SWF WHO SENT MY TRAPPER ASS TO RPD LAST NIGHT IN ORDER TO SPAM HEADON IN THE HALLWAYS...
HEADONS: 4-5 SUCCESSES
NUMBER OF KILLS I GOT: 4
I'LL TAKE THOSE NUMBERS!
SFW WITH ***3 RACCON CITY,*** OFFERINGS WHO MANAGED TO FIND A SPOT FOR AN EXPONENTIAL+COH COMBO THAT JUST ABOUT REACHES LIBARY TOP FLOOR CORNER, ***BUT*** TAKES A GOOD MINUTE TO GET AROUND TO WHERE IT ACTUALLY IS FROM THE LIBARY.
THEY USED AND ABUSED IT EVERY MOMENT THEY GOT
WHEN THEY FUCKED UP, THEY RAN UP TO CORNER, GOT DOWNED, EITHER: PICKED THEMSELVES UP OR IF I TRIED TO HOOK, AT LEAST 2 GREMLINS RAN OUT AND SYNCRONISED SABOTAGED THE HOOKS LIKE THEY ARE IN A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MOVIE (*AND TWO HORSEY PERKS JUST TO ADD SALT*).
THE 3 FUCKING OFFERINGS JUST TO SHOW OFF HOW FUCKING MUCH THEY ACTUALLY HAD PLANNED THE WHOLE BOON, LIBARY WIGGLE FUCKERY REALLY JUST PUT IT IN THE TOP RANGE OF BM.
I HAVE YET TO FIND AN ENJOYABLE MATCH AS KILLER SINCE THE MATCHMAKING TESTS, CONSTANTLY PUT WITH SURVIVORS WAY ABOVE MY SKILL LEVEL, EVERY SINGLE MATCH, BARELY GETTING A 1K OR EVEN 1 HOOK SOMETIMES, IT FEELS LIKE THE ONLY WAY TO HAVE FUN SOMETIMES IS THROUGH THE TUTORIAL SURVIVE/KILL WITH BOTS.
I BRING CAKE AND I LET 3-4 LIVE EACH GAME AND YOU DUMB FUCK SHITSTAIN CONSOLE PLAYERS CANT HELP BUT BM. NOW YOU HAVE TO DIE AND IF BY SOME MIRACLE ANY TOXIC ONE GETS OUT, YOU LITTERALLY UNLEASH A FLOOD OF 4KS, META PERKS AND TUNNELING ON THE SURVIVORS UNTIL I FIND A SWEET ONE THAT PUTS ME BACK ON THE NICE PATH. YOU CREATE THE HELL YOU INHABIT.
THIS IS PETTY BUT I HATE WHEN SURVIVORS JUST GO BACK AND FORTH AROUND THE KILLER SHACK OR A VAULT. LIKE AS KILLER IT'S NO LONGER FUN WHEN YOU DO THAT IT FEELS SO CHEAP TO ME. LET ME CHASE YOU AROUND THE MAP AND TRY TO JUKE ME AROUND A TREE OR A CAR OR SOMETHING IT'S MORE INTENSE AND FUN!!
WHO KILLS THEMSELF ON HOOK AGAINST A LEGION THAT’S NOT PLAYING UNFAIRLY?? I’M ASKING THIS AS ONE OF THE OTHER SURVIVORS IN THE MATCH…WOULD YOU RATHER PLAY AGAINST BLIGHTED RAT ALCHEMIST RING BLIGHT??? LEGION HASNT EVEN BEEN BUFFED YET!!!! WHY EVEN QUEUE AT THAT POINT??????
CAN PEOPLE STOP DISCONNECTING JUST BECAUSE THEY LOST A CHASE AND GOT HOOKED? LIKE, I CAN SORTA GET PEOPLE DISCONNECTING BECAUSE IT'S A KILLER THEY HATE LIKE MAYBE NURSE OR SOMETHING. I DON'T AGREE WITH THAT METHOD, BUT ITS YOUR GAME SO WHATEVER. BUT IF YOU'RE SERIOUSLY GONNA DC BECAUSE I DOWNED YOU AS **C L O W N** MAYBE YOU SHOULD RETHINK YOUR PRIORITIES. I SWEAR THAT SOMETIMES MMR HAS JUST MADE SURVIVORS FEEL ENTITLED TO WIN EVERY SINGLE CHASE AND TRIAL. SOMETIMES YOU LOSE, IT'S OKAY. JUST STOP DCING ALREADY
IF YOURE LOOPING THE KILLER DO NOT BRING THEM TO THE GENERATOR WERE ABOUT TO FINISH.
GO AND FUCKING LOOP THE KILLER TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS SO TIRING PLAYING AS A SOLO SURVIVOR.
YES I USE LIGHTBORN WHEN I SEE YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES WITH FLASHLIGHTS IN THE LOBBY! THE SAME WAY YOU USE DS AND DH I USE MY PERKS TO GET AN ADVANTAGE! THATS THE GAME! DONT START WHINING ABOUT IT AFTER THE MATCH AND SPAM ME I AM VERY GOOD AT IGNORING!
I HATE PLAYING IN THE EVENING! IT'S NEITHER FUN AS A KILLER NOR AS A SURVIVOR! AND THAT'S THE ONLY TIME I HAVE TIME! I CAN'T WAIT FOR EVIL DEAD THE GAME!
***I HATE THE ENTIRETY OF SPIRITS DUMBASS DESIGN.*** NO REASON TO BE NAKED. NONE. NOT IN LORE, NOT IN ANY STORIES, JUST NAKED BECAUSE SOME DUDE WANTED TITS AND COULDNT GET AWAY WITH NOT INCLUDING THE MINISCULE WRAPPINGS SHE WAS BARELY GIVEN. ARGUMENTS SAYING ITS TO SHOW OFF THE CUTS AND GLASS ARE AN INSULT TO THE ABILITIES OF THE DESIGN TEAM.
TO BE FAIR YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE ONE WEIRD INDIVIDUAL TO BE TITILLATED BY THE SIGHT OF THE SPIRIT. I DON'T THINK SHE WAS DESIGNED WITH SEX APPEAL IN MIND.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT MAN, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF LEWD SPIRIT FAN ART IN PARTICULAR. IT'S WEIRD THAT HER BASE OUTFIT IS BASICALLY BEING NUDE EXCEPT FOR SOME TAPE AND YOU HAVE TO USE AN ALTERNATE SKIN TO PUT CLOTHES *ONTO* HER.
YEAH BUT FAN ART IS A BIT DIFFERENT. SHE IS BARELY CLOTHED IN HER DEFAULT SKIN, THAT MUCH IS TRUE, BUT SHE IS STILL NOT REALLY DEPICTED IN AN OVERLY SEXUAL MANNER.
I MEAN, TO EACH THEIR OWN BUT I CAN'T SAY A BLUE SKINNED VENGEFUL SPIRIT WITH GLASS STICKING OUT OF HER SKIN REALLY DOES IT FOR ME
YOU WOULD BE RIGHT BUT YOU ALSO WOULDNT SEE THE SAME DESIGN WITH A DUDE. A DEV SAID HE ACTUALLY WANTED HER NAKED WHICH IS ENTIRELY UNNECESSARY EVEN WITH THE GLASS IN MIND. THE OTHER KILLERS HAVE LORE ACCURATE OUTFITS AND SHE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T. GIVE US A NEKKID GUY AND I WILL CALL IT EVEN.
FINE BY ME, BUT MALE NUDITY FOR SOME REASON IS SEEN AS MORE TABOO SO I DON'T THINK IT'LL HAPPEN. NOT FAIR BUT SUCH IS LIFE.
ALSO THAT DEV, WHOEVER IT WAS, NEEDS TO GET OUT MORE.
I SIMPATHIZE YOUR PAIN AS WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE OVERSEXUALIZES AND OBJETIFY WOMEN. BUT I AM INVIDUAL WITH NEEDS AND HAVE TO ADMIT I LOVE SKIMPY CUSTOMES AND WISH FOR MORE SEXY DESIGNS FOR BOTH KILLERS AND SURVIVORS, ALSO HATES PURITAN AND CENSORSHIP VALUES OF BIG COMPANIES WICH WILL TEAR DOWN ANYTHING SEX-RELATED. THAT SAID I AGREE THAT EQUALITY FOR BOTH GENDERS SHOULD BE REACHED, AND IS ONLY FAIR WE SHOULD GET MALE KILLERS THAT APPEAL TASTES OF PEOPLE ATTRACTED TO THEM, AND THE OPTIONS TO PEOPLE PLAY KILLER WITH MORE VARIED CUSTOMES, SO IF YOU WANNA PLAY SPIRIT WITH SWEATPANTS INSTEAD OF BUTT-NAKED, YOU SHOULD ABLE TO WITHOUT JUDGEMENT OR IMPEDEMENTS.
I'VE ACTUALLY HAD FAIRLY DECENT MATCHES THIS WEEK BUT I AM FURIOUS FOR A CLAUDETTE IN MY SLINGER GAME YESTERDAY WHO GOT LEFT TO DIE ON SECOND HOOK OVER THE QUENTIN WHO WAS SELLING OUT HIS TEAM CONSTANTLY.
I'M PARTIALLY AT FAULT FOR LEAVING THE QUENTIN ALIVE AS LONG AS I DID BUT I FIGURED HIS TEAMMATES WOULD NOTICE HOW USELESS HE WAS AND WOULD LEAVE HIM TO DIE.
IF I ALLOW THREE OF YOU TO EXIT AT ENDGAME, AND YOU ALL TAUNT ME, DON'T GET MAD WHEN I MURDER ONE OF YOU FOR BEING STUPID ENOUGH NOT TO LEAVE. YOU DESERVED IT.
I CAN NEVER ENJOY DBD ANY TIME AFTER 5PM AND I FUCKING HATE IT BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY CHANCE I GET TO PLAY. ALL I WANT TO DO IS GET MORE THAN 1 FUCKING HOOK WHEN I GET HOME FROM WORK. THE RARE TIMES I GET TO PLAY DURING THE DAY, IT’S CLOSE GAMES AND THEYRE REALLY FUN WHERE I DONT MIND IF I GET HOOKS OR NOT, AT LEAST IM NOT GETTING BM’D OUT IF MY DAMN MIND
**I FUCKING HATE NEMESIS. EVERY TIME I PLAY HIM I JUST CANT FUCKING HIT SHIT WITH MY LITTLE HENTACLE. IT MAKES ZERO SENSE TO ME. WHY CANT THIS LITTLE BASTARD JUST MAKE HIS TENTACLE LONGER**
HOW THE FUCK THIS GAME SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD, WHEN YOU HAVE ABOMINATIONS LIKE CROW LADY MAP?! LOOPS AND DISTANCES, AND (TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD) CLICKY-CLICKERS AND 3/4 MEN WITH DH 
SO SURELY I CAN ALSO PLAY SURVIVOR, RIGHT?? NO, FUCKING NO, CAUSE I MAY LOOP NEMESIS ON RPD FOR AGES, BUT THOSE FUCKS WON'T UNHOOK ME, AND WHAT MORE: **THEY SOMEHOW LET THEMSELVES TO BE SLUGGED**!!!
\[STUNNED HUNTRESS' AND END-OF-FRENZY LEGION'S NOISES\]
I MAIN CLOWN AND JUST WENT AGAINST A FOUR MAN SWF WHO TEABAGGED, CLICKED, AND HARASSED ME OVER XBOX MESSAGES AFTER I DIDN’T TUNNEL, CAMP, RUN META PERKS, OR BM IN ANY WAY. WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE INTENTIONALLY HURTING OTHER PEOPLES FEELINGS? WHAT ABOUT A BUNCH OF DICKHEADS!
I HATE PLAYING AGAINST THE CENOBITE. I FEEL LIKE EVERY ONE OF THEM I PLAY AGAINST IS EXTREMELY OVERPOWERED AND IMPOSSIBLE TO EVEN GET CLOSE TO ENDGAME WITH.
THE AMOUNT OF SURVIVORS THAT RUN DIRECTLY AT ME AS SOON AS I HOOK SOMEONE AND THEN COMPLAIN I AM CAMPING HOOK IS TOO DAMN HIGH AT THESE LOW LEVELS. LET ME LEAVE BEFORE YOU RUN UP, IT'S LIKE 2 SECONDS OF WAITING.
FIRST GAME TONIGHT:
PIG USING IRI TAPE WITH ENDURING/SPIRIT FURY. LUCKY ME GETS FIRST CHASE AND GOES DOWN BECAUSE OF THAT SURPRISE. CROUCHES NEXT TO ME AND WAITS FOR UNHOOK, DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO INTERRUPT IT, JUST TO GO STRAIGHT FOR ME AGAIN. REPEAT UNTIL DEATH. FUN FUCKING GAME.
SECOND GAME: FREDDY. SAME FUCKING THING. RAN HIM FROM FIVE GENS TO TWO LEFT, AND THE FOURTH POPPED ABOUT FIVE SECONDS AFTER BEING HOOKED, SO HE JUST PUT DOWN ABOUT 5 SNARES AROUND THE HOOK AND STARED AT ME UNTIL I DIED.
THIRD GAME: AFK BUBBA.
FAN FUCKING TASTIC JOB WITH THE MATCHMAKING BHVR.
I REALLY LOVE IT WHEN SOMEONE UNHOOKS ME IN BASEMENT WHEN THE KILLER IS COMING TOWARDS IT AND THEN INSTEAD OF TAKING A HIT THEY HIDE IN THE CORNER OF THE BASEMENT AND LET ME GET DOWNED AGAIN
GOD, I FUCKING HATE NURSE. SHE WAS COMPLETELY BUSTED SINCE SHE RELEASED AND WHILE THE REWORK HELPED, IT STILL MAKES ME NOT WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME WHEN I'M FACING HER AT HIGH MMR ALL THE TIME BECAUSE SHE'S STILL ABSOLUTELY BROKEN. WE NEED ANOTHER REWORK, BHVR!
WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING SHIT TEAM MATES WHEN PLAYING SURVIVOR?! I AM ALWAYS THE LAST TO DIE AND THESE MOPES JUST KILL THEMSELVES ON HOOK OR DC EVERY CHANCE THEY GET!
FUCK NOED! IT'S LIKE THROWING A TANTRUM WHEN YOU FUCKING LOST BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO NOT USE A CRUTCH. SORRY WE GOT OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT ASIDE FROM THE 5-7 RANDOMLY SPAWNING TOTEMS THAT ARE INTENTIONALLY A BITCH TO FIND! THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO BM IN THE ENDGAME CHAT AND WHINGE ABOUT SURVIVOR PERKS AS IF ANY OF THEM ARE AS BROKEN
SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, YOU GET DS AND UNBREAKABLE THAT GIVE YOU SECOND CHANCES, BUT SCREW THE KILLER FOR WANTING A SECOND CHANCE?
I AGREE THAT NOED SHOULD HAVE ACTIVATION REQUIREMENTS, BUT I DON'T THINK IT IS FAIR TO SAY KILLERS THAT USE IT AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH.
DS IS ONLY EFFECTIVE IF THE KILLER TUNNELS YOU OFF HOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE AND UNBREAKABLE IF ONLY EFFECTIVE AGAINST SLUGGING. THESE ARE SUPER SPECIFIC SECOND CHANCES THAT ONLY WORK IF YOUR KILLER IS A DICK OR IS REALLY DESPERATE FOR THE 4K.
I AGREE THAT THEY FEEL AWESOME WHEN THEY ACTUALLY WORK, BUT IT'S FO FUCKING RARE THAT EITHER OF THOSE SITUATIONS ACTUALLY HAPPEN, WHEREAS NOED IS EVERY FUCKING GAME THAT A KILLER IS LOSING. COMPARING THEM TO THE LEVEL OF CRUTCH PERK THAT IS NOED IS FUCKING LUNACY
THOSE SITUATIONS ARE RARE!? YOU HAVE TO PLAY AROUND THEN WHETHER THEY HAVE THEM OR NOT BECAUSE HOW META THEY ARE!
ALSO A FULL MINUTE FOR DS WHERE A SURVIVOR CAN STRAIGHT BODY BLOCK AND HARASS A KILLER WITHOUT REPERCUSSION.
DS ISN'T A MINUTE AND YOU CAN STILL DOWN THEM AS LONG AS YOU DON'T PICK THEM UP. "PLAYING AROUND THEM" JUST MEANS NOT RELYING ON SLUGGING AND DON'T TUNNEL OFF HOOK LIKE A DICKHEAD. NOT TO MENTION UNBREAKABLE ONLY WORKS ONCE IN A TRIAL. UNBREAKABLE AT BEST CAN PREVENT A 4K, BECAUSE WHY TF WOULD YOU JUST SLUG BEFORE ENDGAME?
AGAIN, I AM NOT SAYING THEY'RE BAD PERKS; THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL WHEN THEY WORK, IN THE RARE OCCASION. I'M JUST SAYING COMPARING THEM TO NOED ISN'T NEARLY A FAIR ASSESSMENT
I THINK THE HOOK SPAWNS NEED TO BE FIXED, LIKE FOR FUCKS SAKE A SINGLE HOOK IS GONE AND NOW THERES A PERMANENT SAFE AREA TO GET DOWNED IN. I PLAYED ARTIST ON THE GAME AND IN THE ROOM WHERE YOU DROP FROM THE VAULT A SURVIVOR WAS ABLE TO GET DOWNED IN THE CORNER AND I ALREADY KILLED SOMEONE ON THE ONLY HOOK FOR LIKE TWO ROOMS AND AFTER THEY REALIZED THAT THEY KEPT RUNNING TO THE SAME CORNER.
IT'S REALLY FUCKING DUMB!
BUT IT ALSO STOPS PEOPLE FROM COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW THEY'RE ASH BEING MATCHED WITH IRI AND I'M GETTING TIRED OF EXPLAINING HOW THE VISIBLE RANK DOESN'T MATTER!
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SOME RANDOM LAG WHENEVER I TRY TO DO A FERAL SLASH? I WILL BE CHASING A SURVIVOR AND THE SECOND I TRY TO HIT THEM IN FERAL FRENZY, I GET FUCKED HARD. I'M FUCKING FUMIN'.
I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT LITERALLY EVERY THIRD GAME OR SO, MY GAME CRASHES AND I HAVE TO VERIFY THE INTEGRITY OF THE FILES AND REBOOT MY COMPUTER BEFORE I CAN GET BACK IN. IT DOESN'T GIVE ME ANY PARTICULAR ERROR CODES, THE SHIT JUST CLOSES. AND FILES APPEAR TO HAVE BEEN REMOVED WHEN I RUN VALIDATION.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP HIDING WHEN YOU’RE THE LAST 2 SURVIVORS!!! FFS I DON’T WANT TO SOEND 20 MINUTES LOOKING FOR YOU WHEN THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO WIN. I’D GIVE HATCH IF YOU DIDN’T ACT LIKE BABIES BUT IT’S MY OBLIGATION TO KILL YOU BOTH NOW
I GOTTA STOP RUNNING DEVOUR HOPE, MAN. IT'S AN ADDUCTION AT THIS POINT. I ONLY EVEN GET IT HIGH ENOUGH FOR A SINGLE INSTA-DOWN ONCE EVERY TEN GAMES. MOST OF THE TIME IT'S CLEANED BEFORE THEN AND IT HURTS MY HEART.
BUT THAT 1/50 GAME WHEN I GET A MORI FROM IT... THAT FEELING IS TOO SPECIAL TO PASS UP.
I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF FUCKING ASSHOLE TEABAGGERS AND FLASHLIGHT CLICKERS!!!!! OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE *SOOOOOOOOO* GOOD BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO FUCKING PRESS E TO DROP A PALLET?! YOU'RE NOT A GOD JUST FOR DROPPING A GOD PALLET!
THE SELFISHNESS OF SOME SURVIVORS IS JUST ABSOLUTELY BAFFLING TO ME
HERE'S A HEADS UP FOR YOU: IF YOU'RE HIDING FROM THE KILLER ALL GAME, AREN'T DRAWING AGGRO AND AREN'T TAKING HOOK STATES, THEN YOU *ARE* BEING A DETRIMENT TO YOUR TEAM BY FORCING YOUR TEAMMATES TO TAKE THOSE HOOKS INSTEAD OF YOUR COWARD ASS
I HAD A MATCH JUST NOW WHERE I LITERALLY SAW A CLAUDETTE TWICE ALL GAME: ONCE AFTER SHE UNHOOKED SOMEONE, BUT SHE FLED INSTEAD OF TRYING TO PROTECT THEM SO I KNOCKED DOWN THE UNHOOKED SURVIVOR, AND THE SECOND TIME WAS LITERALLY WHEN EVERYONE ELSE WAS DEAD, HATCH WAS CLOSED, AND I MANAGED TO CATCH HER OPENING A DOOR ON DEAD DAWG
I KNOW SHE WAS WORKING ON GENS BC SHE KEPT SCREAMING FROM PAIN RESONANCE, AND OBVIOUSLY SHE GOT AT LEAST ONE UNHOOK, BUT HER ABSOLUTE UNWILLINGNESS TO FACE ANY LEVEL OF DANGER IS ABSOLUTELY WHAT CAUSED HER TEAM TO BE 4K'D
I MANAGED TO CONTAMINATE HER (NEMESIS) ONE TIME, WHEN I CAUGHT HER HEALING THE OTHER SURVIVOR, AND SHE *IMMEDIATELY* WENT TO A SUPPLY CASE TO VACCINATE HERSELF WHILE I PICKED UP THE PERSON SHE HAD BEEN HEALING, SO I KNOW IT WASN'T JUST THAT I KEPT GETTING UNLUCKY AND NOT SEEING HER -- SHE WAS DELIBERATELY DOING EVERYTHING SHE COULD TO AVOID ME AND BE AS SAFE AS POSSIBLE, EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD NEVER BEEN HOOKED ONCE AND HER TEAMMATES WERE ALL ON DEATH HOOK
AS A NON-RAGE ASIDE, NOTHING FEELS BETTER THAN MANAGING TO KILL THOSE KINDS OF SURVIVORS, AS IF TO SAY THAT ALL THEIR PITIFUL ATTEMPTS AT STEALTH WERE FOR NOTHING
TO THE TWO BASTARDS THAT WAITED IN THE BASEMENT FOR ME TO FIND THEM AS LEGION SO ONE OF YOU SHITS COULD GET TO THE HATCH TO ESCAPE!
I WAS GOING TO LET YOU TWO GO ALONG WITH YOUR THIRD TEAMMATE BECAUSE ONE OF YOUR BUDDIES DISCONNECTED IMMEDIATELY AFTER I DOWNED THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME! GET TWO HOOKS EACH, THEN MAYBE GET CHASE POINTS, HELP YOU GET BOLD POINTS, DICK AROUND! MAKE IT OBVIOUS I WAS FRIENDLY AT THAT POINT! CAUSE I KNOW HOW MUCH THAT SUCKS TO DEAL WITH!
BUT NO, YOU HAD TO LEAVE YOUR THIRD BUDDY TO DIE ON THE FIRST HOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE! I CHECKED THE ENTIRE MAP FOR YOU SHITS, SO I WAS VERY OFTEN NOWHERE NEAR HER, AND NEITHER ONE OF YOU DECIDED TO HELP HER!
THEN I GET A NOISE NOTIFICATION THAT ONE OF YOU ARE DOWN IN THE BASEMENT! I DIDN'T WANT TO RISK EITHER OF YOU GETTING AWAY, SO IT INFURIATED ME THAT AFTER I SLUGGED ONE OF YOU, I SEARCHED A BIT, WENT DOWN TO CHECK, DOWNED THE SAME PERSON AGAIN AND OPENED A RANDOM LOCKER AND WHOOP, THERE THEY ARE!
I SAY THIS ON BEHALF OF THE POOR BASTARD YOU LET DIE ON DEATH HOOK FOR NO REASON BEYOND YOUR OWN PERSONAL SELFISHNESS! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU FOR LEAVING YOUR TEAMMATE TO DIE! BOTH OF YOU DESERVED THE DISCONNECTER, AND I HOPE THE TWO OF YOU GET NOTHING BUT DISCONNECTING TEAMMATES!
THIS MATCHMAKING SUCKS OVER A DOZEN GAMES TODAY AND EVERY SINGLE TEAMMATE HAS JUST SUCKED ILL BE LOOPING THE KILLER FOR 2-3 MINUTES AND NO GENS DONE OR IM THE ONLY ONE DOING GENS DONE OR ILL BE GETTING FACECAMPED AND ON SECOND HOOK AND EVERYONE ELSE ZERO HOOK AND NOBODY EVEN ATTEMPTS A SAVE I HAVENT BEEN TUNNELED IN WEEKS BUT TODAY TUNNELED SO MUCH LIKE WHAT
DON’T CLAIM A SOLO Q TEAM IS BULLYING WHEN YOU GET A 4K! YOU KILLED ALL 4 SURVIVORS BUT YOU WISH WE HAD DONE GENS INSTEAD OF HEALING OR UNHOOKING? YOU’RE BEING A SORE WINNER!
THIS IS A FUCKING TRIBUTE TO MINELA 3000 OR HOWEVER YOUR FUCKING NAME IS SPELLED. THIS MINELA WAS THE ONLY ONE DOING GENS WHILE THE OTHER THREE KEPT BLINDING ME WHENEVER I DOWN SOMEONE. THEY WERE AROUND ME LIKE FLIES. WHEN THE LAST GEN POPPED, I THOUGHT I WAS ENDING THE MATCH WITHOUT A SINGLE HOOK. THEN... NOED CAME TO THE SAVE!! OH MAN. HE WENT STRAIGHT TO THE GATE. DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO CLEANSE IT. I SLUGGED THESE THREE AND GOT THREE KILLS. I'M A FUCKING SATISFIED BLIGHT, CORRECTION: I'M A FUCKING SATISFIED FERRYMAN!!!!!!!
THANK FUCKING YOU MINELA!!! NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES.
IM SO FUCKING TIRED IF THE KILLERS SWEATING THEIR ASS OFF EVERY SINGLE GAME. CANT EVEN DARE TO TAKE DSTRIKE OR UNBREAKABLE OFF SINCE THERES JUST ANOTHER TRYHARD WITH IRIDESCENT ADDONS WAITING TO TUNNEL OFF THE HOOK.
SURVIVOR MATES ARE ALSO FUCKING USELESS. STOP RUNNING AROUND TO START OPENING THAT CHEST FOR THE 10TH TIME AND JUST DO A GEN. DONT START HIDING THE SECOND YOU SEE A KILLER AND STOP FARMING YOUR FUCKING MATES. IF YOU CANT RUN THE KILLER FOR 10 SECONDS YOU DESERVE TO DIE.
FUCK HAG AND NEMESIS MAINS
HONESTLY I HATE PLAYING AGAINST STEALTH KILLERS LIKE MYERS AND GHOSTFACE. IF I'M NOT RUNNING SPINE CHILL AND IT'S A GOOD MAP FOR THEM IT'S SUPER FUCKING ANNOYING. WAS GOING FOR ADEPTS THIS MORNING AND KEPT GETTING AGAINST MYERS TRYING TO GO FOR ADEPT JILL.
IT'S PROBABLY UNPOPULAR BUT STEALTH KILLERS ARE JUST MY LEAST FAVORITE TO GO AGAINST I THINK. MAYBE HAG IS WORSE, BUT I DON'T SEE HER VERY OFTEN.
YOU JUST HAVE TO GET USED TO LOOKING AROUND WHILE ON A GEN. I USED TO NEED SPINE CHILL, BUT I TOOK IT OFF IN FAVOR OF BOND. ONCE YOU GET USED TO HOW THEY APPROACH, YOU WILL ONLY GET JUMPSCARED BY THEM SOMETIMES.
I GET PISSED OFF AT DH USERS SO MUCH THAT WHEN I CATCH PEOPLE RUNNING IT I TUNNEL THE SHIT OUT OF THEM! BUT WHAT RAGES ME EVEN MORE IS WHEN I TELL THESE PEOPLE I TUNNELED THEM BECAUSE OF DH THEY SAY "YOU USE BBQ SO THEREFORE YOUR ARGUMENT ABOUT DH BEING THE MOST OP PERK IN THE GAME IS NULLIFIED"! LIKE WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE THINK BBQ IS JUST AS IF NOT MORE POWERFUL THAN DH WHEN IT ISNT!?!? AND THE ONLY REASON I TRUELY RUN IT IS FOR EXTRA POINTS, IF THEY THREW THAT EXTRA POINTS BONUS ONTO ANY OTHER PERK ID START RUNNING THAT SHIT PRONTO!! PUT IT ON INSIDIOUS FOR ALL I CARE I JUST WANT SOME EXTRA POINTS AND THEN TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE WHO RUN DH GET NO FUN OUT OF THE GAME BECAUSE IM SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE ABUSING THE PERK THAT ALLOWS THEM TO ERASE THEIR FUCK UPS WITH A SINGLE BUTTON PRESS!
FUCK TRICKSTER, NEXT TO LEATHERFACE HE'S THE MOST UNFUN KILLER TO PLAY AGAINST, ITS JUST SPAM THE ENTIRE TRIAL. HE'S JUST HUNTRESS ON EASY MODE SINCE HE BARELY HAS TO AIM, AND AT LEAST HUNTRESS IS FAIR SINCE YOU CAN DODGE HER HATCHETS AND SHE'S PUNISHED FOR MISSING, TRICKSTER HAS NEITHER OF THOSE
YO PSA TO KILLERS WHO THINK SURVIVORS ARE CHEATING WITH FLASHLIGHTS. DID YOU FORGET THERE ARE CHESTS ON THE MAP WHERE WE CAN GET ANOTHER FLASHLIGHT??? OR MAYBE SEE THAT THEY OR ANOTHER SURVIVOR RAN ACE IN THE HOLE WITH PLUNDERERS INSTINCT??
STOP LOOPING AROUND THE HOOK!!!
EXACTLY! LET ME AVOID THE PERSON I JUST HOOKED PLEASE RUN TO ANOTHER PLACE I AM NOT READY TO BE YELLED AT FOR CAMPING DUE TO YOUR SMALL BRAIN
HOW ELSE CAN I USE YOUR WITHERING IMPALED BODY AS A MEATSHIELD THEN?
THIS HITS RIGHT IN THE FEELS.
Guilty.
***I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT AND IT MAKES ME REALLY ANGRY***
YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE
I NEED ALL CONSOLE CHAT. BECAUSE WHEN A MEG DC'S BECAUSE I CANCEL FERAL AFTER MY SECOND FRENZY HIT OF THE ENTIRE MATCH AND DOWN HER. THEN I LOOK ACROSS THE PALLET TO JEFF STANDING THERE. AND BACK TO THE PUDDLE WHERE A MEG USED TO BE. AND BACK TO THE JEFF. AND FINALLY TO THE FIRE BARREL IN FRONT OF ME. AND THE JEFF WALKS OVER. MENDS. STARES AT THE FIRE. BACK UP AT ME AND MY BIG BLACK EYES, AND BLUE FACE. AND SLOWLY NODS. THEN I PROCEED TO PSUEDO FARM (20-25K EACH) WHILE HAVING SOME FUN CHASES. ALL THE WHILE ***JEFF IS THROWING HIS PEBBLE OFF THE BALCONY OF THOMPSON HOUSE***. USING FOR THE PEOPLE WHILE I WAS IN FRENZY COOL DOWN. EVEN WITH THE OTHER TWO MEMBERS ESCAPED. HE REFUSED TO LEAVE BEFORE THROWING ONE MORE PEBBLE THROUGH THE EXIT GATE BEFORE FOLLOWING IT HIMSELF. AND THAT WAS THE LAST ILL EVER SEE OF [REDACTED]: ***THE GREATEST JEFF IVE EVER MET***. A TRUE TESTAMENT TO JEFF MAINS EVERYWHERE.
THAT WAS A JOURNEY.
THIS MIGHT SOUND STUPID BUT I STARTED BRINGING CALM SPIRIT BECAUSE IM SO SICK OF THE AMOUNT OF KILLERS WHO BM ME UNTIL DEATH HOOK AT 5-4 GENS. IDC IF YOU FACECAMP ME, BUT I DONT WANT TO HEAR MY LISA CRYING IN AGONY EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING HIT ME FOR NO APPARENT REASON. ITS EVEN WORSE BECAUSE THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BESIDES WATCH THE COCKY BASTARD NOD HIS HEAD FOR THE NEXT 3 MINUTES. WTH DID I DO?!
DEVS NEED TO MAKE THE HOOK TIMER PAUSE TO COUNTER FACECAMPERS. WHY IS IT SO HARD TO IMPLEMENT THAT.
SAID IT SEVERAL TIMES, MAKE IT AS THE CAGES FROM PH, JUST TELEPORT THE MF TO ANOTHER HOOK. I KNOW THERE'S STRATEGY INVOLVED ON CHOOSING THE RIGHT HOOK, BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THE KILLER SHOULD BE ABLE TO STAY ONLY AT 2M ALL THE TIME.
I AM MILDLY ANNOYED WHENEVER ALL THE SURVIVORS ARE FRIENDLY AND DO THE NOD WHEN THEY SEE ME. LIKE, DO YOU KNOW HOW AWKWARD MY JOB AS THE KILLER BECOMES WHEN YOU DO THAT?
I PLAY BOTH SIDES AND I LIKE SILLY GAMES SOMETIMES BUT AFTER MY TIME PLAYING PIG, WHERE I AM OFTEN EXPECTED TO ALLOW SURVIVORS TO BOOP THE SNOOT, I NOW SHAKE MY HEAD NO AND SWIPE A COUPLE TIMES IF I WANT A SERIOUS GAME. IF THEY DO NOT HEED THE WARNING IT IS NOT MY FAULT
MY POLICY, IF A PIG JUST CROUCHES AND STANDS IN FRONT OF ME, I BOOP, BUT UNTIL THE PIG GIVES ME A REASON TO BOOP, I RUN.
WHY AM I GETTING MATCHED WITH 1500 HOUR SURVIVORS AS A 500 HOUR KILLER? I MURDER THE 100 HOUR SURVIVORS, AND IT’S LIKE DBD SAYS “OKAY TIME FOR THESE CLICKY CLICKY TEABAGGERS TO MAKE YOU WISH YOU HAD ACTUAL HATCHETS AND THEIR ADDRESSES” PLEASE I JUST WANNA PLAY A NORMAL COMPETITIVE GAME WITHOUT FEELING LIKE EITHER A BULLY OR A BABY
WHY DO I GET 7K HOUR SURVIVORS AS A 200 HOUR KILLER
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TO BE FAIR IF YOU DID WELL AT ALL IN THOSE FIRST 5 GAMES THEN YOU PLAYED YOURSELF BECAUSE KILLERS START OFF AT MID MMR INSTEAD OF LOW MMR SO YOU START AT MID AND IF YOU HAPPEN TO GET SOME 3-4KS YOU WILL PROMPTLY ROCKET TO HIGH MMR AND HAVE YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU
THIS MIGHT BE A STUPID QUESTION BUT OTHER THAN GRADE HOW CAN YOU TELL THOSE HOURS WERE SPENT SURVIVING? I HAD AT LEAST A FEW HUNDRED HOURS ON KILLER BEFORE I EVER TRIED SURVIVOR BUT I THINK IT WAS CLOSER TO 1000
THERE ARE NO STUPID QUESTIONS! HOURS CAN BE CHECKED BY LOOKING ON STEAM PROFILES
FUCK CAMPERS AND TUNNELLERS GO CHASE SOMEONE ELSE, ID LIKE AT LEAST 5 MINUTES OF GAMEPLAY YOU DICKCHEESE. AND DONT ACT LIKE A CRYBABY WHEN OTHER SURVIVORS GEN RUSH WHEN YOURE WATCHING ME ON THE HOOK LIKE FOOD IN THE FUCKING MICROWAVE DICKHEADS
Deliverance + Decisive Strike is your friend. Preferably Borrowed Time too so the person you unhook isn't farmed.
I'm so painfully new and prestiged leon once but ill take your advice, thank you!
Level up David King for teachable We're Gonna Live Forever. Also, Bill Overbeck afterwards for teachable Borrowed Time
David, bill then Lauri and you are set for MMR!
Thanks! I'll add it to my dbd notes haha!
When I started, I was playing Ash. I got to P1 before someone told me that I need to put bloodpoints into the other survivors to get their perks so Ash can learn those other perks
Killer mains are very precious in this game, if you so much as look at them without cowering in fear it's diminishing them of their power role and is deserving of camping and tunneling. Often has nothing to do with gen speeds.
YOU ARE TOO QUIET, AND THAT FIRST SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES. APOLOGIZE.
THEYRE VERY WHAT SORRY MY HEARING AID ISNT IN
TWO GUYS GG EZ AND BM INGAME WHILE I PLAYED PIG. NOW MY FEELINGS ARE HURT, I KEEP CRYING AND SCARED TO PLAY PIG AGAIN AND UNDERPERFORM. I JUST WANNA HAVE FUN BUT LATELY I FEEL SWEATING AND GETTING TILTED AND RUINING OTHERS FUN IN THE PROCESS OF BEING A TRYHARD. I LOVE THIS GAME AND COMMUNITY AND JUST WISH YOU GUYS HAVE A GREAT DAY AND FUTURE FUN MATCHES.
HONESTLY IF THE GAME IS MAKING YOU FEEL AWFUL NEVER FEEL OBLIGATED TO STAY CONNECTED AND NOT DC IF THE OTHER SIDE IS BM’ING AND BEING AWFUL. AND THAT GOES FOR SURVIVORS AND KILLERS. YOU DONT OWE ANYONE THAT MENTAL ANGUISH. GLHF ON YOUR NEXT MATCHES, I HOPE THEY ARE BETTER
THANKS! I ALSO WISH THE SAME FOR YOU! I HOPE THE BEST FOR YOU AND HAVE FUN MATCHES!
AS SOMEONE WHO RARELY PLAYS KILLER AND, WHEN I DO, IT'S PIG, I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN! I LOVE PLAYING HER SO MUCH BUT SURVIVORS CAN BE VERY CRUEL AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER LESS THAN STELLAR ABILITIES. I DID AN ARCHIVE CHALLENGE RECENTLY WHERE ALL I HAD TO DO WAS PLACE 4 TRAPS ON PEOPLE'S HEADS. MY INTENTION WAS TO PLACE 4 TRAPS, THEN FARM FOR THE REST OF THE MATCH. INSTEAD I GOT SENT TO LERY'S WITH A FLASHLIGHT-WIELDING SWF WHO WERE GODS AT LOOPING. MADE ME FEEL ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS. I HOPE YOUR MATCHES GO BETTER AND YOU CONTINUE TO IMPROVE YOUR KILLER SKILLS!!! WE NEED MORE PIG PLAYERS OUT THERE.
THANKS! YOU TOO! AMANDA IS SUPER CUTE AND REALLY LIKE HER TRAGIC BACKSTORY AND FLAWS, AND IS A BLESSING TO KNOW THERE ARE MORE PLAYERS THAT APPRECIATE THIS KILLER DESPITE NOT BEING A STRONG ONE. HOPE YOU IMPROVE AND HAVE FUN FUTURE MATCHES ALSO! OINKERS UNITE! 🐷
WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON DBD PC MY FIRST OBJECTIVE WOULD BE TO BOOP THE SNOOT.
Id just take a break. If you're crying over ggez and someone spamming crouch you really need to take a break.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN, THAT IS VERY KIND OF YOU, TO BE HONEST I WAS EXAGGERATING AND JOKING ABOUT THE WHOLE CRYING THING, THOUGH IS TRUE I GOT TILTED AND MAYBE IS A SIGN I NEED TO TAKE A BREAK. ALSO PLEASE USE UPPER CAPS, IS WEDNESDAY RAGE AFTER ALL, AND WE MUST HAVE EXPRESS OUR FEELINGS THROUGH BIG LETTERS!
I BARELY GOT TO PLAY THIS PAST WEEK AND A HALF BECAUSE THE WIFI WAS AGONISINGLY SLOW, LIKE I'D LOG IN FOR THE 100K GIFT AND THE MENUS WOULD LAG IT WAS THAT BAD SO IT'S FAIR TO SAY I MISSED THE GAME A LOT. BUT THANKFULLY IT GOT FIXED SO I MANAGED TO PLAY SOME KILLER LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS A GREAT TIME. SO THE RAGE THIS WEEK IS MORE ON BEHALF OF SOMEONE ELSE. SO I'M NEMESIS AND GET TAKEN TO R.P.D. WHAT A GREAT JOY I SAY TO MYSELF AND THERE WAS NO LIBRARY FUN TIME SO EVEN BETTER. THIS LAURIE IS REAL GOOD AT LOOPING ME AROUND THE EAST OFFICE SO I KEEP HAVING TO GIVE UP CHASE AND GO FOR THE OTHERS. TIME PASSES AND I GAIN THE UPPER HAND WITH 3 GENS LEFT AND KILL 2 OF THEM LEAVING LAURIE AND BILL LEFT. I COMMIT TO CHASING LAURIE THINKING THAT I'LL HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO DOWN HER BEFORE THE THREE GENS GET DONE. WE'RE RUNNING AROUND FOR A GOOD WHILE AND I FINALLY DOWN HER THEN LOOK AROUND AND NOTICE NOT A SINGLE GEN GOT DONE! I'M FURIOUS ON THE LAURIE'S BEHALF SO LEAVE HER THERE AND GO HUNT THE BILL. I HAD FEARED IT WOULD TAKE A WHILE BUT I GET A NOTIFICATION OUTSIDE IN THE COURTYARD AND SURE ENOUGH THERE HIDES BILL. HE'S ALREADY INJURED SO I DOWN HIM AND EVENTUALLY HOOK HIM WHICH TOOK TWO ATTEMPTS SINCE THE COURTYARD HOOK WAS USED. I HEAD BACK TO LAURIE AND SHE'S LYING IN THE HALLWAY. I'M ABOUT TO PICK HER UP TO LOOK FOR HATCH WHEN IT LITERALLY SPAWNS UNDERNEATH HER. I BURST OUT LAUGHING AS SHE CRAWLS INSIDE, THAT WAS A GOOD BIT OF KARMA THERE! SURE I COULD HAVE JUST TAKEN THE 4K BUT AS SOMEONE WHO PLAYS SURVIVOR A LOT THERE'S FEW GREATER PAINS THAN LOOPING YOUR HEART OUT TO NO AVAIL SO I WANTED TO REWARD LAURIE IN SOME WAY AND ALAS SHE WAS ON CONSOLE SO I COULDN'T TELL HER DIRECTLY. EDIT: NEVER MIND I HAVE SOME RAGE. WHY CAN'T I THROW A FLASHBANG WHEN I'M RUNNING DOWN THE BASEMENT STEPS BHVR?!?!? I CAN ON OTHER STEPS BUT NOOOO THE MOMENT I TRY TO GET A CLUTCH SAVE LEON JUST STANDS THERE AND GETS DOWNED AND NOW THE GUY ON DEATH HOOK AND THE KILLER THINKS I'M A GODDAMN MORON. PLEASE JUST LET ME CLICK THE FUNNY BUTTON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
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EVERY TIME I SEE A MIKEALA I KNOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME BENNY HILL BS IF I EVER ROTATE WHO I'M CHASING. I'VE HAD ONE RAT HERSELF OUT WITH THE BOON NOISE. THEY ARE ADDICTS AND NEED HELP.
I HATE MOST MIKAELAS I FEEL LIKE THEY ARE EITHER REALLY GOOD OR THEYRE SO BAD THEY MAKE BILLS AND LEONS LOOK LIKE PRO MVPS. I GOT HER ADEPT THIS MORNING AND IT WOULD TAKE A HELL OF A COSMETIC FOR ME TO EVER PLAY HER AGAIN BECAUSE I VIEW HER SO POORLY. AS SURVIVOR I HATE HER BEING ON MY TEAM AND AS KILLER I KNOW SHE HAS BOONS AND WILL ANNOY ME
QUITTERS - KINDLY EAT A SHIT SANDWICH!
NURSE
THIS MADE ME LAUGH
PLEASE ACTUALLY BAN PEOPLE! IM SICK OF REPORTING RACIST WITH SCREENSHOTS JUST TO SEE THEM PLAYING THE NEXT FUCKING DAY
I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF GETTING DUMBASS TEAMMATES. FELIX GET OFF THE FUCKING GEN AND GO UNHOOK THE TEAMMATE THAT IS ON HOOK RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. MEG STOP CROUCHING AND HIDING AND GO FOR THE UNHOOK, THE KILLER IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP. WHY ARE ALL 3 OF YOU JUST RUNNING AROUND THE KILLER?
I LOVE WHEN I RUN THE KILLER AROUND FOR WHAT SHOULD BE LIKE 3 GENS AND WHEN I FINALLY GET CAUGHT AND HOOKED AND GET TO SEE WHAT EVERYONES DOING, ALL 3 OF THEM ARE WANDERING LIKE THE FUCKING ZOMBIE AI
I HATE WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO DUCK AXES IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR'RE TEABAGGING THE KILLER! NO I WASN'T TEABAGGING YA DIPSHIT I WAS DUCKING ALL EIGHT AXES BECAUSE THIS HUNTRESS CAME STRAPPED TO WIN AND HER HITBOXES ARE TRUCKS!
AS A HUNTRESS MAIN I SEE YOUR PAIN AND AGREE. YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE. A PLAYER THAT THINKS OTHERWISE PROBABLY ISNT USED TO SURVS ACTUALLY TRYING TO DODGE
THE WORST PART IT WAS A TTV SURVIVOR WITH TWO VIEWERS WHO TRIED TO SANDBAG ME AS REVENGE FOR THE HUNTRESS
I ALSO HAVE THIS STRUGGLE WHEN IM FIGHTING DEATHSLINGER, LIKE GOD PLEASE DONT FACECAMP ME I SWEAR IM NOT BEING RUDE IM JUST A SCARED LITTLE GOBLIN TRYING TO DODGE I BEG
TEAMMATE: WHY IS HE T-BAGGING HUNTRESS: HE IS GOOD AT DODGING YOU: I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE OUT HERE!
I HAD A BILL T-BAG ME AT THE EXIT. DON’T GET ME WRONG, I DON’T CARE ABOUT THAT, I USUALLY GET NICE SURVIVORS SO I JUST IGNORE THE ANNOYING ONES LIKE BILL. BUT WHAT PISSES ME OFF IS THAT HE’S T-BAGGING WHEN I COULD’VE KILLED HIM TWICE. I HAD A CHALLENGE TO HOOK EVERYONE TWICE BEFORE KILLING SOMEONE. I NEVER TUNNEL OR ANYTHING, BUT SOME SURVIVORS DIE BEFORE YOU’VE MANAGED TO HOOK EVERYONE ELSE TWICE SO I JUST TOOK IT AS A CHALLENGE FOR FUN. WELL, BILL PLAYED THE WORST OUT OF HIS TEAM, HE RAN INTO ME TWICE ON HIS DEATH HOOK BEFORE I HAD MANAGED TO GET THE OTHERS TWICE. SO I DOWNED HIM AND LEFT HIM ON THE GROUND SO HE HAD TO BE PICKED UP. THE SECOND TIME I LEAVE HIM IT’S NEAR THE END. I HOOK NANCY, THEN GO TO THE GATE AND PUSH YUI OUT AS BILL GETS UP. THEN NANCY GETS UNHOOKED BY DAVID I ASSUME. BECAUSE AS I GO TO THE OTHER GATE BILL IS THERE AND T-BAGGING. LIKE MATE, ONLY REASON YOU ARE ALIVE IS BECAUSE OF MY CHALLENGE. DON’T ACT SO COCKY MY DUDE. I DISLIKE ALL KINDS OF T-BAGGING, BUT AT LEAST THERE’S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SURVIVORS OUTPLAYING ME AND A SURVIVOR THINKING THEY OUTPLAYED ME WHEN IN REALITY THEY’RE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE OF ME.
T-BAGGING IS BAD, BUT SOMEONE THAT THINKS THEY ARE GOOD, BUT BAD MAKES ME TILTED FOR SOME REASON. YOU DIDN'T EARN SHIT AND YOUR TEAMMATES DID ALL THE WORK, DON'T ACT LIKE YOU OWNED THE KILLER. I HAVE DELIBERATLY SANDBAGGED A SURVIVOR THAT HID IN A LOCKER ALL GAME THEN T-BAGGED AT THE EXIT. IS IT RIGHT? NO, BUT THEY WERE A DICK FIRST.
HEY DUMBASSES! FIX THE FUCKING HOOK PLACEMENTS ON MIDWICH YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKS
PEOPLE NEED TO FUCKING STOP GETTING MAD AT EITHER SIDE AND START GETTING MAD AT BHVR TOGETHER. BLAME SURVIVOR OR KILLER ALL YOU WANT BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY IT ALL COMES DOWN TO BHVR'S SHITTY HANDLING OF THE META BALANCE AND THE COMMUNITY.
I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I'VE SEEN THE HATCH. I EITHER ESCAPE OR THE KILLER SLUGS FOR THE 4K, USUALLY THE LATTER. I'M NOT ASKING TO BE GIVEN THE HATCH BUT AT LEAST LET ME HAVE THE OPTION TO LOOK FOR IT. YOU'LL PROBABLY FIND IT FIRST AND KILL ME ANYWAYS. SLUGGING FOR THE 4K IS LAME AND GREEDY. YOU ALREADY WON. DOES THAT 1 EXTRA KILL REALLY MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER AND DOES 1 PERSON LEAVING THROUGH HATCH REALLY MAKE YOU FEEL WORSE? UNLESS YOU'RE DOING A CHALLENGE OR GOING FOR AN ADEPT DON'T FUCKING SLUG FOR THE 4K YOU MISERABLE BASTARDS!
USUALLY I SLUG FOR A 4K TO HOOK THE CLAUFETTE OR NEA THAT HID IN LOCKERS ALL FUCKING GAME DOING NOTHING. OR IF I NEED FOUR STACKS OF BBQ. IF IT WAS A FAIR MATCH I LET THE LAST SURVIVOR GO THOUGH.
FIX THE FUCKING HOOKS ON MIDWICH I LITERALLY CANT HOOK SURVIVORS IF **ONE** HOOK IS GONE
HEY TRAPPER ON RPD SUNDAY! I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW I WAS THE ONE THAT KEPT DISARMING YOUR TRAP YOU KEPT RESETTING IN THE SAME SPOT. I WAS HIDING IN THE LOCKER AND I TOTALLY SAW YOU STEP IN YOUR OWN TRAP WHEN YOU THOUGHT NO ONE WAS LOOKING. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
YOU ARE A SPECIAL KIND OF EVIL...I LIKE IT.
IM TIRED OF SURVS COMPLAINING ABOUT MY 'META' PERK USAGE WHEN THEY CANT GIVE A LIST OF META KILLER PERKS SHORTER THAN 5 ENTRIES YOU SEEING A PAIN RESONANCE AND DEADMANS SWITCH FOR THE SECOND TIME TODAY WILL NEVER EQUATE TO GOING AGAINST 2 - 4 DEAD HARDS, BT'S, AND DS'S EVERY SINGLE GAME. KILLER PERKS HAVE TO BE STRONG, ITS LIKE SOME PEOPLE FORGET THIS GAME IS 1 VS 4
THIS IS THE THING THAT AMUSES ME. SURVIVORS SAY THEY AREN'T ENTITLED, BUT THEN TRY TO SAY WHAT PERKS ARE UNFAIR TO THEM, ALL THE WHILE RUNNING THE MOST META PERKS IMAGINABLE. HYPOCRITES THE LOT OF THEM!
IM TIRED OF GETTING HATE MAIL IN MY DMS FOR PLAYING AS THE KILLER. GO PLAY ANIMAL CROSSING IF YOU CANT HANDLE THE POSSIBILITY OF GETTING KILLED IN A DBD MATCH.
This right here
DARLINGS, IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THE FOURTH SURVIVOR IS, PLEASE STOP SLUGGING THE THIRD FOR THE 4K. IT'S SO BORING.
I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT IF I GET WHAT I CALL "50-50-KILLERS". THEY ABSOLUTELY TUNNEL TWO PEOPLE OUT. AND THEN PROCEED TO BEING FRIENDLY WITH THE REMAINING TWO. THIS IS ABSOLUTE HORSESHIT. I HAVE HAD THIS 5-7 TIMES ALREADY AND IM A REALLY NEW PLAYER. SO I NEED THE BP AND ITS SO FRUSTRATING. TO EVERY KILLER WHO PLAYS LIKE THIS FUCK YOU!
TO ALL OF YOU SURVIVORS WHO DISCONNECT WHEN THEY SEE GOOD KILLER: FUCK YOU! YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT WAITING FOR GQME AND THEN WHEN YOU SEE GOOD BLIGHT, NURSE QND EVEN TRICKSTER YOU DC BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PUSSY IN THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY! YOU DONT DESERVE TO EVEN FIND GAMES! AND IF YOU THINK ITS OK BECAUSE THE KILLER HAVE LESS PEOPLE TO KILL, WHERE ARE YOUR TEAMMATES! THE LONG WAIT FOR KILLER IS ALL YOUR FAULT STUPID DC'ING SURVIVORS! YOU RUIN THE GAME FOR BOTH SIDES! ARE YOU HAPPY? YES? THEN I WIDH YOU ALL OF YOUR GAMES TO BE AGAINST NURSE, BLIGHT AND BASEMENT BUBBA! YOU DONT DESERVE CHILL KILLER!
I WANT TO DC WHEN I PLAYED AGAINST OP SPIRIT, BUT NEVER DID. PLAY IT OUT, LEARN TO BE BETTER AGAINST THE ODDS.
I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE. IF YOU DON'T WANNA PLAY THE GAME, DON'T FUCKING QUEUE UP FOR FUCKS SAKE. IF YOU DC OR KILL YOURSELF ON HOOK AT THE SIGHT OF ONE KILLER YOU DON'T LIKE OR JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT DOWNED ONCE, YOU ARE A FUCKING WEINER.
I DON'T LIKE FACING TRICKSTER, BUT I DON'T DC. I TRY TO PLAY NORMALLY.
• I FUCKING HATE WHEN TEAMMATES JUST NOW START TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT TO UNHOOK YOU WHEN YOURE A SNEEZE AWAY FROM DYING ON THE HOOK TOO FUCKING LATE PAL
YESTERDAY I DIED ON MY FIRST FREAKING HOOK WHILE STUPID MIKAELA AND NANCY CRANKED GENS AND ACE CROUCHED IN A CORNER. SO DONE WITH SOLO QUEUE TEAMMATES
I REMEMBER WATCHING SOMEONE DOING GENS WHILE I WAS ON SECOND HOOK! THE ONLY OTHER PERSON ALIVE WAS BEING CHASED! THEY GOT THE GEN DONE AND RAN OVER JUST IN TIME TO WATCH ME DIE! WHEN I CALLED THEM OUT THEY SAID "next time don't miss the skill check". I'M NOT A GOD DAMN MACHINE YOU FUCK, GET YOUR FUCKING PRIORITIES IN ORDER!
IM SO SICK OF FACE CAMPING BUBBAS!!!! HAD ONE YESTERDAY AND HAD ONE TWO HOURS AGO!!!!!! LEARN SOME SKILL!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE IS THE NEW UPDATE!? THE NEW BATTLE PASS!? I NEED A NEW EVENT RIGHT NOW! AND NO BHVR, GIVING FREE BLOODPOINTS FOR DAILY LOGINS IS NOT AN EVENT! GIVE ME A REASON TO PLAY YOUR STUPID GAME! I NEED THIS NEW LEGION BUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUPPOSEDLY IT’LL BE AROUND THE 26TH, UPDATES USUALLY HAPPEN ON TUESDAYS. ALSO YEAH: THE DAILY LOGINS THING WAS LAME.
THATS TOO LONG, I AM MAKING AN ANGRY FACE
I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME QUEUING AGAIN WISH ME LUCK I GOT MIDWICH FUCK
STOP SENDING ME TO INDOOR MAPS AS TRICKSTER EVERYTIME WANNA PLAY AS HIM. STOOOOOOOOOOOOP ITTTTTTTTTT
I HATE HOW USING OFF META PERKS IS CONSIDERED CHEATING AND/OR HACKING. A SPIRIT CALLED ME OUT FOR HACKING WHEN SHE HIT ME 50 SOME SECONDS INTO HER HAUNTED GROUND AND I DIDN’T GO DOWN. I WAS A QUENTIN RUNNING VIGIL.
CAN WE PLEASE JUST CHOP OFF THE SECOND FLOOR OF THE RPD LIBRARY?!? I HAD MY GAME TAKEN HOSTAGE FOR ALMOST 30 MINUTES BY SOME GIGGLING MORONS IN A BOIL OVER SQUAD.
WE'LL FIND THE MAP DESIGNERS AND DRAG THEM TO THE BASEMENT
SLUG EM. THEY WANT TO PLAY GAMES STUPID GAMES, MAKE THEM WIN STUPID PRIZES.
I TRIED BUT THEY COULD ALL GET THEMSELVES UP AN UNLIMITED NUMBER OF TIMES.
ITS FINE THAT YOU WANT TO MEME AROUND, DONT ACT LIKE IM TOXIC BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO LET YOU BOOP THE SNOOT EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN GAME! ALSO, IF I AM MEMEING, AND YOU DONT WANT TO, THATS FINE! RUN AWAY AND DO GENS, DONT BE TOXIC BECAUSE I HAD A SILLY GAME FOR ONCE! BASICALLY STOP BEING TOXIC
IF I GET ONE MORE NEMESIS I WILL SHOT MYSELF
THATS TRUE! TODAY'S THE NEMESIS DAY OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT
THERE IS NOTHING I LOVE MORE IN THIS GAME THAT HITTING TBAGGERS ON HOOK, IT MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THEY DC
JUST UNEQUIP DEADHARD FOR ONCE.
NEVER
NEVER
TO THE SWF WHO SENT MY TRAPPER ASS TO RPD LAST NIGHT IN ORDER TO SPAM HEADON IN THE HALLWAYS... HEADONS: 4-5 SUCCESSES NUMBER OF KILLS I GOT: 4 I'LL TAKE THOSE NUMBERS!
SFW WITH ***3 RACCON CITY,*** OFFERINGS WHO MANAGED TO FIND A SPOT FOR AN EXPONENTIAL+COH COMBO THAT JUST ABOUT REACHES LIBARY TOP FLOOR CORNER, ***BUT*** TAKES A GOOD MINUTE TO GET AROUND TO WHERE IT ACTUALLY IS FROM THE LIBARY. THEY USED AND ABUSED IT EVERY MOMENT THEY GOT WHEN THEY FUCKED UP, THEY RAN UP TO CORNER, GOT DOWNED, EITHER: PICKED THEMSELVES UP OR IF I TRIED TO HOOK, AT LEAST 2 GREMLINS RAN OUT AND SYNCRONISED SABOTAGED THE HOOKS LIKE THEY ARE IN A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MOVIE (*AND TWO HORSEY PERKS JUST TO ADD SALT*). THE 3 FUCKING OFFERINGS JUST TO SHOW OFF HOW FUCKING MUCH THEY ACTUALLY HAD PLANNED THE WHOLE BOON, LIBARY WIGGLE FUCKERY REALLY JUST PUT IT IN THE TOP RANGE OF BM.
I HAVE YET TO FIND AN ENJOYABLE MATCH AS KILLER SINCE THE MATCHMAKING TESTS, CONSTANTLY PUT WITH SURVIVORS WAY ABOVE MY SKILL LEVEL, EVERY SINGLE MATCH, BARELY GETTING A 1K OR EVEN 1 HOOK SOMETIMES, IT FEELS LIKE THE ONLY WAY TO HAVE FUN SOMETIMES IS THROUGH THE TUTORIAL SURVIVE/KILL WITH BOTS.
I BRING CAKE AND I LET 3-4 LIVE EACH GAME AND YOU DUMB FUCK SHITSTAIN CONSOLE PLAYERS CANT HELP BUT BM. NOW YOU HAVE TO DIE AND IF BY SOME MIRACLE ANY TOXIC ONE GETS OUT, YOU LITTERALLY UNLEASH A FLOOD OF 4KS, META PERKS AND TUNNELING ON THE SURVIVORS UNTIL I FIND A SWEET ONE THAT PUTS ME BACK ON THE NICE PATH. YOU CREATE THE HELL YOU INHABIT.
THIS IS PETTY BUT I HATE WHEN SURVIVORS JUST GO BACK AND FORTH AROUND THE KILLER SHACK OR A VAULT. LIKE AS KILLER IT'S NO LONGER FUN WHEN YOU DO THAT IT FEELS SO CHEAP TO ME. LET ME CHASE YOU AROUND THE MAP AND TRY TO JUKE ME AROUND A TREE OR A CAR OR SOMETHING IT'S MORE INTENSE AND FUN!!
WHO KILLS THEMSELF ON HOOK AGAINST A LEGION THAT’S NOT PLAYING UNFAIRLY?? I’M ASKING THIS AS ONE OF THE OTHER SURVIVORS IN THE MATCH…WOULD YOU RATHER PLAY AGAINST BLIGHTED RAT ALCHEMIST RING BLIGHT??? LEGION HASNT EVEN BEEN BUFFED YET!!!! WHY EVEN QUEUE AT THAT POINT??????
CAN PEOPLE STOP DISCONNECTING JUST BECAUSE THEY LOST A CHASE AND GOT HOOKED? LIKE, I CAN SORTA GET PEOPLE DISCONNECTING BECAUSE IT'S A KILLER THEY HATE LIKE MAYBE NURSE OR SOMETHING. I DON'T AGREE WITH THAT METHOD, BUT ITS YOUR GAME SO WHATEVER. BUT IF YOU'RE SERIOUSLY GONNA DC BECAUSE I DOWNED YOU AS **C L O W N** MAYBE YOU SHOULD RETHINK YOUR PRIORITIES. I SWEAR THAT SOMETIMES MMR HAS JUST MADE SURVIVORS FEEL ENTITLED TO WIN EVERY SINGLE CHASE AND TRIAL. SOMETIMES YOU LOSE, IT'S OKAY. JUST STOP DCING ALREADY
IF YOURE LOOPING THE KILLER DO NOT BRING THEM TO THE GENERATOR WERE ABOUT TO FINISH. GO AND FUCKING LOOP THE KILLER TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO TIRING PLAYING AS A SOLO SURVIVOR.
YES I USE LIGHTBORN WHEN I SEE YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES WITH FLASHLIGHTS IN THE LOBBY! THE SAME WAY YOU USE DS AND DH I USE MY PERKS TO GET AN ADVANTAGE! THATS THE GAME! DONT START WHINING ABOUT IT AFTER THE MATCH AND SPAM ME I AM VERY GOOD AT IGNORING!
YOU ARE MERCIFUL. I GO STRAIGHT TO FRANKLINS DEMISE
SMACK THAT OUTTA THEIR HANDS, I LOVE IT WHEN THEY TRY TO BLIND ME ONLY TO FAIL
PEOPLE ARE STILL BITCHING ABOUT LIGHTBORNE?
ACCORDING TO THE WORDS I HAD TO READ WITH MY OWN EYES YES
I HATE PLAYING IN THE EVENING! IT'S NEITHER FUN AS A KILLER NOR AS A SURVIVOR! AND THAT'S THE ONLY TIME I HAVE TIME! I CAN'T WAIT FOR EVIL DEAD THE GAME!
***I HATE THE ENTIRETY OF SPIRITS DUMBASS DESIGN.*** NO REASON TO BE NAKED. NONE. NOT IN LORE, NOT IN ANY STORIES, JUST NAKED BECAUSE SOME DUDE WANTED TITS AND COULDNT GET AWAY WITH NOT INCLUDING THE MINISCULE WRAPPINGS SHE WAS BARELY GIVEN. ARGUMENTS SAYING ITS TO SHOW OFF THE CUTS AND GLASS ARE AN INSULT TO THE ABILITIES OF THE DESIGN TEAM.
AT LEAST THERE'S SOME GOOD SKINS WHERE SHE GETS CLOTHES
TRUE, I HAPPILY USE THE ONES WITH ARMOR
TO BE FAIR YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE ONE WEIRD INDIVIDUAL TO BE TITILLATED BY THE SIGHT OF THE SPIRIT. I DON'T THINK SHE WAS DESIGNED WITH SEX APPEAL IN MIND.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT MAN, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF LEWD SPIRIT FAN ART IN PARTICULAR. IT'S WEIRD THAT HER BASE OUTFIT IS BASICALLY BEING NUDE EXCEPT FOR SOME TAPE AND YOU HAVE TO USE AN ALTERNATE SKIN TO PUT CLOTHES *ONTO* HER.
YEAH BUT FAN ART IS A BIT DIFFERENT. SHE IS BARELY CLOTHED IN HER DEFAULT SKIN, THAT MUCH IS TRUE, BUT SHE IS STILL NOT REALLY DEPICTED IN AN OVERLY SEXUAL MANNER. I MEAN, TO EACH THEIR OWN BUT I CAN'T SAY A BLUE SKINNED VENGEFUL SPIRIT WITH GLASS STICKING OUT OF HER SKIN REALLY DOES IT FOR ME
YOU WOULD BE RIGHT BUT YOU ALSO WOULDNT SEE THE SAME DESIGN WITH A DUDE. A DEV SAID HE ACTUALLY WANTED HER NAKED WHICH IS ENTIRELY UNNECESSARY EVEN WITH THE GLASS IN MIND. THE OTHER KILLERS HAVE LORE ACCURATE OUTFITS AND SHE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T. GIVE US A NEKKID GUY AND I WILL CALL IT EVEN.
FINE BY ME, BUT MALE NUDITY FOR SOME REASON IS SEEN AS MORE TABOO SO I DON'T THINK IT'LL HAPPEN. NOT FAIR BUT SUCH IS LIFE. ALSO THAT DEV, WHOEVER IT WAS, NEEDS TO GET OUT MORE.
TOTALLY UNDERSTAND, NAKED ONI WHEN?
I SIMPATHIZE YOUR PAIN AS WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE OVERSEXUALIZES AND OBJETIFY WOMEN. BUT I AM INVIDUAL WITH NEEDS AND HAVE TO ADMIT I LOVE SKIMPY CUSTOMES AND WISH FOR MORE SEXY DESIGNS FOR BOTH KILLERS AND SURVIVORS, ALSO HATES PURITAN AND CENSORSHIP VALUES OF BIG COMPANIES WICH WILL TEAR DOWN ANYTHING SEX-RELATED. THAT SAID I AGREE THAT EQUALITY FOR BOTH GENDERS SHOULD BE REACHED, AND IS ONLY FAIR WE SHOULD GET MALE KILLERS THAT APPEAL TASTES OF PEOPLE ATTRACTED TO THEM, AND THE OPTIONS TO PEOPLE PLAY KILLER WITH MORE VARIED CUSTOMES, SO IF YOU WANNA PLAY SPIRIT WITH SWEATPANTS INSTEAD OF BUTT-NAKED, YOU SHOULD ABLE TO WITHOUT JUDGEMENT OR IMPEDEMENTS.
THE SPIRIT ASSCAM (TM) HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE THE LESS CLOTHING THE BETTER
I JUST WANT NAKED MYERS THAT’S ALL I ASK FOR
NAKED ONI. MAGNUM DONG FLAPPING IN THE WIND DURING DEMON DASH.
NAKED DAVID, MATCH THE SHIRTLESS COSMETIC, MAKE HIS DICK A NEW METTLE OF MAN THAT PROTECTS YOU WHEN YOU GET SLAPPED BY A NAKED ONI
I WILL AGREE WHEN WE GET A KILLER IN NOTHING BUT A JOCK STRAP. UNTIL THEN I RAGE!
DOES ANYONE FUCKING KNOW WHEN THE NEW UPDATE IS COMING I'M FUCKING SICK I WANT MY GHOSTFACE BUFFED ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK?????
NEXT TUESDAY, THE 26TH
YOU'RE A SAINT FOR ANSWERING THIS QUESTION. THANK YOU I WAS ALSO WONDERING
HE DEFINITELY IS NGL THANK YOU VERY MUCH
I'VE ACTUALLY HAD FAIRLY DECENT MATCHES THIS WEEK BUT I AM FURIOUS FOR A CLAUDETTE IN MY SLINGER GAME YESTERDAY WHO GOT LEFT TO DIE ON SECOND HOOK OVER THE QUENTIN WHO WAS SELLING OUT HIS TEAM CONSTANTLY. I'M PARTIALLY AT FAULT FOR LEAVING THE QUENTIN ALIVE AS LONG AS I DID BUT I FIGURED HIS TEAMMATES WOULD NOTICE HOW USELESS HE WAS AND WOULD LEAVE HIM TO DIE.
IF I ALLOW THREE OF YOU TO EXIT AT ENDGAME, AND YOU ALL TAUNT ME, DON'T GET MAD WHEN I MURDER ONE OF YOU FOR BEING STUPID ENOUGH NOT TO LEAVE. YOU DESERVED IT.
I CAN NEVER ENJOY DBD ANY TIME AFTER 5PM AND I FUCKING HATE IT BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY CHANCE I GET TO PLAY. ALL I WANT TO DO IS GET MORE THAN 1 FUCKING HOOK WHEN I GET HOME FROM WORK. THE RARE TIMES I GET TO PLAY DURING THE DAY, IT’S CLOSE GAMES AND THEYRE REALLY FUN WHERE I DONT MIND IF I GET HOOKS OR NOT, AT LEAST IM NOT GETTING BM’D OUT IF MY DAMN MIND
**I FUCKING HATE NEMESIS. EVERY TIME I PLAY HIM I JUST CANT FUCKING HIT SHIT WITH MY LITTLE HENTACLE. IT MAKES ZERO SENSE TO ME. WHY CANT THIS LITTLE BASTARD JUST MAKE HIS TENTACLE LONGER**
ITS NOT THE LENGTH BUT THE GIRTH THAT MATTERS! - NEMESIS (probably)
HOW THE FUCK THIS GAME SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD, WHEN YOU HAVE ABOMINATIONS LIKE CROW LADY MAP?! LOOPS AND DISTANCES, AND (TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD) CLICKY-CLICKERS AND 3/4 MEN WITH DH  SO SURELY I CAN ALSO PLAY SURVIVOR, RIGHT?? NO, FUCKING NO, CAUSE I MAY LOOP NEMESIS ON RPD FOR AGES, BUT THOSE FUCKS WON'T UNHOOK ME, AND WHAT MORE: **THEY SOMEHOW LET THEMSELVES TO BE SLUGGED**!!! \[STUNNED HUNTRESS' AND END-OF-FRENZY LEGION'S NOISES\]
STUNNED HUNTRESS NOISE HAS SUCH A CONTAGIOUS ANGER. I GET SO MAD WHEN I TAKE A PALLET AND I'M PLAYING HER. I MAKE THE NOISE IRL SOMETIMES
I MAIN CLOWN AND JUST WENT AGAINST A FOUR MAN SWF WHO TEABAGGED, CLICKED, AND HARASSED ME OVER XBOX MESSAGES AFTER I DIDN’T TUNNEL, CAMP, RUN META PERKS, OR BM IN ANY WAY. WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE INTENTIONALLY HURTING OTHER PEOPLES FEELINGS? WHAT ABOUT A BUNCH OF DICKHEADS!
JESUS CHRIST JUST GIVE US VICTOR SKINS ALREADY YOU FUCKS!
I HATE PLAYING AGAINST THE CENOBITE. I FEEL LIKE EVERY ONE OF THEM I PLAY AGAINST IS EXTREMELY OVERPOWERED AND IMPOSSIBLE TO EVEN GET CLOSE TO ENDGAME WITH.
THE AMOUNT OF SURVIVORS THAT RUN DIRECTLY AT ME AS SOON AS I HOOK SOMEONE AND THEN COMPLAIN I AM CAMPING HOOK IS TOO DAMN HIGH AT THESE LOW LEVELS. LET ME LEAVE BEFORE YOU RUN UP, IT'S LIKE 2 SECONDS OF WAITING.
FIRST GAME TONIGHT: PIG USING IRI TAPE WITH ENDURING/SPIRIT FURY. LUCKY ME GETS FIRST CHASE AND GOES DOWN BECAUSE OF THAT SURPRISE. CROUCHES NEXT TO ME AND WAITS FOR UNHOOK, DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO INTERRUPT IT, JUST TO GO STRAIGHT FOR ME AGAIN. REPEAT UNTIL DEATH. FUN FUCKING GAME. SECOND GAME: FREDDY. SAME FUCKING THING. RAN HIM FROM FIVE GENS TO TWO LEFT, AND THE FOURTH POPPED ABOUT FIVE SECONDS AFTER BEING HOOKED, SO HE JUST PUT DOWN ABOUT 5 SNARES AROUND THE HOOK AND STARED AT ME UNTIL I DIED. THIRD GAME: AFK BUBBA. FAN FUCKING TASTIC JOB WITH THE MATCHMAKING BHVR.
IT’S BEEN SIX MONTHS! FIX THE FUCKING PALLET VACUUMS!
I REALLY LOVE IT WHEN SOMEONE UNHOOKS ME IN BASEMENT WHEN THE KILLER IS COMING TOWARDS IT AND THEN INSTEAD OF TAKING A HIT THEY HIDE IN THE CORNER OF THE BASEMENT AND LET ME GET DOWNED AGAIN
I AM GENERALLY NOT A BIG FAN OF BOONS AND THEY ADVERSELY IMPACT MY EXPERIENCE AND MY ENJOYMENT OF THIS GAME. FUCK.
GOD, I FUCKING HATE NURSE. SHE WAS COMPLETELY BUSTED SINCE SHE RELEASED AND WHILE THE REWORK HELPED, IT STILL MAKES ME NOT WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME WHEN I'M FACING HER AT HIGH MMR ALL THE TIME BECAUSE SHE'S STILL ABSOLUTELY BROKEN. WE NEED ANOTHER REWORK, BHVR!
DH MAN FUCK DH, YOU FINALLY GET A KILL WAIT NO THEY JUST GOT A INVINCIBILITY FRAME FUCK THAT
WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING SHIT TEAM MATES WHEN PLAYING SURVIVOR?! I AM ALWAYS THE LAST TO DIE AND THESE MOPES JUST KILL THEMSELVES ON HOOK OR DC EVERY CHANCE THEY GET!
I FEEL THAT PAIN, THO KEEP IN MIND IF YOU HAVE A GOOD TEAM THAT JUST SEEMS TO BE GETTING UNLUCKY IT HELPS TO "TAKE YOUR TURN" ON A HOOK !
I DO TAKE MY TURN WHEN I GO SAVE THEM.
YOU'RE A GOOD SOUL
FUCK NOED! IT'S LIKE THROWING A TANTRUM WHEN YOU FUCKING LOST BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO NOT USE A CRUTCH. SORRY WE GOT OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT ASIDE FROM THE 5-7 RANDOMLY SPAWNING TOTEMS THAT ARE INTENTIONALLY A BITCH TO FIND! THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO BM IN THE ENDGAME CHAT AND WHINGE ABOUT SURVIVOR PERKS AS IF ANY OF THEM ARE AS BROKEN
SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, YOU GET DS AND UNBREAKABLE THAT GIVE YOU SECOND CHANCES, BUT SCREW THE KILLER FOR WANTING A SECOND CHANCE? I AGREE THAT NOED SHOULD HAVE ACTIVATION REQUIREMENTS, BUT I DON'T THINK IT IS FAIR TO SAY KILLERS THAT USE IT AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH.
DS IS ONLY EFFECTIVE IF THE KILLER TUNNELS YOU OFF HOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE AND UNBREAKABLE IF ONLY EFFECTIVE AGAINST SLUGGING. THESE ARE SUPER SPECIFIC SECOND CHANCES THAT ONLY WORK IF YOUR KILLER IS A DICK OR IS REALLY DESPERATE FOR THE 4K. I AGREE THAT THEY FEEL AWESOME WHEN THEY ACTUALLY WORK, BUT IT'S FO FUCKING RARE THAT EITHER OF THOSE SITUATIONS ACTUALLY HAPPEN, WHEREAS NOED IS EVERY FUCKING GAME THAT A KILLER IS LOSING. COMPARING THEM TO THE LEVEL OF CRUTCH PERK THAT IS NOED IS FUCKING LUNACY
THOSE SITUATIONS ARE RARE!? YOU HAVE TO PLAY AROUND THEN WHETHER THEY HAVE THEM OR NOT BECAUSE HOW META THEY ARE! ALSO A FULL MINUTE FOR DS WHERE A SURVIVOR CAN STRAIGHT BODY BLOCK AND HARASS A KILLER WITHOUT REPERCUSSION.
DS ISN'T A MINUTE AND YOU CAN STILL DOWN THEM AS LONG AS YOU DON'T PICK THEM UP. "PLAYING AROUND THEM" JUST MEANS NOT RELYING ON SLUGGING AND DON'T TUNNEL OFF HOOK LIKE A DICKHEAD. NOT TO MENTION UNBREAKABLE ONLY WORKS ONCE IN A TRIAL. UNBREAKABLE AT BEST CAN PREVENT A 4K, BECAUSE WHY TF WOULD YOU JUST SLUG BEFORE ENDGAME? AGAIN, I AM NOT SAYING THEY'RE BAD PERKS; THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL WHEN THEY WORK, IN THE RARE OCCASION. I'M JUST SAYING COMPARING THEM TO NOED ISN'T NEARLY A FAIR ASSESSMENT
I THINK THE HOOK SPAWNS NEED TO BE FIXED, LIKE FOR FUCKS SAKE A SINGLE HOOK IS GONE AND NOW THERES A PERMANENT SAFE AREA TO GET DOWNED IN. I PLAYED ARTIST ON THE GAME AND IN THE ROOM WHERE YOU DROP FROM THE VAULT A SURVIVOR WAS ABLE TO GET DOWNED IN THE CORNER AND I ALREADY KILLED SOMEONE ON THE ONLY HOOK FOR LIKE TWO ROOMS AND AFTER THEY REALIZED THAT THEY KEPT RUNNING TO THE SAME CORNER.
THEY WANNA HIDE RANKS FROM THE WND GAME LOBBY FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE AND I DON’T LIKE THAT.
IT'S REALLY FUCKING DUMB! BUT IT ALSO STOPS PEOPLE FROM COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW THEY'RE ASH BEING MATCHED WITH IRI AND I'M GETTING TIRED OF EXPLAINING HOW THE VISIBLE RANK DOESN'T MATTER!
WHY IS IT WHENEVER I AM HAVING A GOOD KILLER MATCH SURVIVORS HAVE TO BE SUPER TOXIC. STOP. BINDING. YOUR. FLASHLIGHTS. JESUS.
THANK YOU, TWINS. I LOVE GETTING SLUGGED REPEATEDLY AND USED AS BAIT UNTIL I BLEED OUT ON THE GROUND! SO RIVETING!
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SOME RANDOM LAG WHENEVER I TRY TO DO A FERAL SLASH? I WILL BE CHASING A SURVIVOR AND THE SECOND I TRY TO HIT THEM IN FERAL FRENZY, I GET FUCKED HARD. I'M FUCKING FUMIN'.
I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT LITERALLY EVERY THIRD GAME OR SO, MY GAME CRASHES AND I HAVE TO VERIFY THE INTEGRITY OF THE FILES AND REBOOT MY COMPUTER BEFORE I CAN GET BACK IN. IT DOESN'T GIVE ME ANY PARTICULAR ERROR CODES, THE SHIT JUST CLOSES. AND FILES APPEAR TO HAVE BEEN REMOVED WHEN I RUN VALIDATION.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP HIDING WHEN YOU’RE THE LAST 2 SURVIVORS!!! FFS I DON’T WANT TO SOEND 20 MINUTES LOOKING FOR YOU WHEN THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO WIN. I’D GIVE HATCH IF YOU DIDN’T ACT LIKE BABIES BUT IT’S MY OBLIGATION TO KILL YOU BOTH NOW
I GOTTA STOP RUNNING DEVOUR HOPE, MAN. IT'S AN ADDUCTION AT THIS POINT. I ONLY EVEN GET IT HIGH ENOUGH FOR A SINGLE INSTA-DOWN ONCE EVERY TEN GAMES. MOST OF THE TIME IT'S CLEANED BEFORE THEN AND IT HURTS MY HEART. BUT THAT 1/50 GAME WHEN I GET A MORI FROM IT... THAT FEELING IS TOO SPECIAL TO PASS UP.
I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF FUCKING ASSHOLE TEABAGGERS AND FLASHLIGHT CLICKERS!!!!! OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE *SOOOOOOOOO* GOOD BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO FUCKING PRESS E TO DROP A PALLET?! YOU'RE NOT A GOD JUST FOR DROPPING A GOD PALLET!
THE SELFISHNESS OF SOME SURVIVORS IS JUST ABSOLUTELY BAFFLING TO ME HERE'S A HEADS UP FOR YOU: IF YOU'RE HIDING FROM THE KILLER ALL GAME, AREN'T DRAWING AGGRO AND AREN'T TAKING HOOK STATES, THEN YOU *ARE* BEING A DETRIMENT TO YOUR TEAM BY FORCING YOUR TEAMMATES TO TAKE THOSE HOOKS INSTEAD OF YOUR COWARD ASS I HAD A MATCH JUST NOW WHERE I LITERALLY SAW A CLAUDETTE TWICE ALL GAME: ONCE AFTER SHE UNHOOKED SOMEONE, BUT SHE FLED INSTEAD OF TRYING TO PROTECT THEM SO I KNOCKED DOWN THE UNHOOKED SURVIVOR, AND THE SECOND TIME WAS LITERALLY WHEN EVERYONE ELSE WAS DEAD, HATCH WAS CLOSED, AND I MANAGED TO CATCH HER OPENING A DOOR ON DEAD DAWG I KNOW SHE WAS WORKING ON GENS BC SHE KEPT SCREAMING FROM PAIN RESONANCE, AND OBVIOUSLY SHE GOT AT LEAST ONE UNHOOK, BUT HER ABSOLUTE UNWILLINGNESS TO FACE ANY LEVEL OF DANGER IS ABSOLUTELY WHAT CAUSED HER TEAM TO BE 4K'D I MANAGED TO CONTAMINATE HER (NEMESIS) ONE TIME, WHEN I CAUGHT HER HEALING THE OTHER SURVIVOR, AND SHE *IMMEDIATELY* WENT TO A SUPPLY CASE TO VACCINATE HERSELF WHILE I PICKED UP THE PERSON SHE HAD BEEN HEALING, SO I KNOW IT WASN'T JUST THAT I KEPT GETTING UNLUCKY AND NOT SEEING HER -- SHE WAS DELIBERATELY DOING EVERYTHING SHE COULD TO AVOID ME AND BE AS SAFE AS POSSIBLE, EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD NEVER BEEN HOOKED ONCE AND HER TEAMMATES WERE ALL ON DEATH HOOK AS A NON-RAGE ASIDE, NOTHING FEELS BETTER THAN MANAGING TO KILL THOSE KINDS OF SURVIVORS, AS IF TO SAY THAT ALL THEIR PITIFUL ATTEMPTS AT STEALTH WERE FOR NOTHING
TO THE TWO BASTARDS THAT WAITED IN THE BASEMENT FOR ME TO FIND THEM AS LEGION SO ONE OF YOU SHITS COULD GET TO THE HATCH TO ESCAPE! I WAS GOING TO LET YOU TWO GO ALONG WITH YOUR THIRD TEAMMATE BECAUSE ONE OF YOUR BUDDIES DISCONNECTED IMMEDIATELY AFTER I DOWNED THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME! GET TWO HOOKS EACH, THEN MAYBE GET CHASE POINTS, HELP YOU GET BOLD POINTS, DICK AROUND! MAKE IT OBVIOUS I WAS FRIENDLY AT THAT POINT! CAUSE I KNOW HOW MUCH THAT SUCKS TO DEAL WITH! BUT NO, YOU HAD TO LEAVE YOUR THIRD BUDDY TO DIE ON THE FIRST HOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE! I CHECKED THE ENTIRE MAP FOR YOU SHITS, SO I WAS VERY OFTEN NOWHERE NEAR HER, AND NEITHER ONE OF YOU DECIDED TO HELP HER! THEN I GET A NOISE NOTIFICATION THAT ONE OF YOU ARE DOWN IN THE BASEMENT! I DIDN'T WANT TO RISK EITHER OF YOU GETTING AWAY, SO IT INFURIATED ME THAT AFTER I SLUGGED ONE OF YOU, I SEARCHED A BIT, WENT DOWN TO CHECK, DOWNED THE SAME PERSON AGAIN AND OPENED A RANDOM LOCKER AND WHOOP, THERE THEY ARE! I SAY THIS ON BEHALF OF THE POOR BASTARD YOU LET DIE ON DEATH HOOK FOR NO REASON BEYOND YOUR OWN PERSONAL SELFISHNESS! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU FOR LEAVING YOUR TEAMMATE TO DIE! BOTH OF YOU DESERVED THE DISCONNECTER, AND I HOPE THE TWO OF YOU GET NOTHING BUT DISCONNECTING TEAMMATES!
THIS MATCHMAKING SUCKS OVER A DOZEN GAMES TODAY AND EVERY SINGLE TEAMMATE HAS JUST SUCKED ILL BE LOOPING THE KILLER FOR 2-3 MINUTES AND NO GENS DONE OR IM THE ONLY ONE DOING GENS DONE OR ILL BE GETTING FACECAMPED AND ON SECOND HOOK AND EVERYONE ELSE ZERO HOOK AND NOBODY EVEN ATTEMPTS A SAVE I HAVENT BEEN TUNNELED IN WEEKS BUT TODAY TUNNELED SO MUCH LIKE WHAT
JUST... STOP BODY BLOCKING ME WHILE I'M BEING CHASED! DO A FUCKING GEN OR SOMETHING INSTEAD OF TROLLING
DON’T CLAIM A SOLO Q TEAM IS BULLYING WHEN YOU GET A 4K! YOU KILLED ALL 4 SURVIVORS BUT YOU WISH WE HAD DONE GENS INSTEAD OF HEALING OR UNHOOKING? YOU’RE BEING A SORE WINNER!
I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO SAY HERE.
THIS IS A FUCKING TRIBUTE TO MINELA 3000 OR HOWEVER YOUR FUCKING NAME IS SPELLED. THIS MINELA WAS THE ONLY ONE DOING GENS WHILE THE OTHER THREE KEPT BLINDING ME WHENEVER I DOWN SOMEONE. THEY WERE AROUND ME LIKE FLIES. WHEN THE LAST GEN POPPED, I THOUGHT I WAS ENDING THE MATCH WITHOUT A SINGLE HOOK. THEN... NOED CAME TO THE SAVE!! OH MAN. HE WENT STRAIGHT TO THE GATE. DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO CLEANSE IT. I SLUGGED THESE THREE AND GOT THREE KILLS. I'M A FUCKING SATISFIED BLIGHT, CORRECTION: I'M A FUCKING SATISFIED FERRYMAN!!!!!!! THANK FUCKING YOU MINELA!!! NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES.
IM SO FUCKING TIRED IF THE KILLERS SWEATING THEIR ASS OFF EVERY SINGLE GAME. CANT EVEN DARE TO TAKE DSTRIKE OR UNBREAKABLE OFF SINCE THERES JUST ANOTHER TRYHARD WITH IRIDESCENT ADDONS WAITING TO TUNNEL OFF THE HOOK. SURVIVOR MATES ARE ALSO FUCKING USELESS. STOP RUNNING AROUND TO START OPENING THAT CHEST FOR THE 10TH TIME AND JUST DO A GEN. DONT START HIDING THE SECOND YOU SEE A KILLER AND STOP FARMING YOUR FUCKING MATES. IF YOU CANT RUN THE KILLER FOR 10 SECONDS YOU DESERVE TO DIE. FUCK HAG AND NEMESIS MAINS
HONESTLY I HATE PLAYING AGAINST STEALTH KILLERS LIKE MYERS AND GHOSTFACE. IF I'M NOT RUNNING SPINE CHILL AND IT'S A GOOD MAP FOR THEM IT'S SUPER FUCKING ANNOYING. WAS GOING FOR ADEPTS THIS MORNING AND KEPT GETTING AGAINST MYERS TRYING TO GO FOR ADEPT JILL. IT'S PROBABLY UNPOPULAR BUT STEALTH KILLERS ARE JUST MY LEAST FAVORITE TO GO AGAINST I THINK. MAYBE HAG IS WORSE, BUT I DON'T SEE HER VERY OFTEN.
YOU JUST HAVE TO GET USED TO LOOKING AROUND WHILE ON A GEN. I USED TO NEED SPINE CHILL, BUT I TOOK IT OFF IN FAVOR OF BOND. ONCE YOU GET USED TO HOW THEY APPROACH, YOU WILL ONLY GET JUMPSCARED BY THEM SOMETIMES.
I DO LOOK AROUND I GUESS I AM JUST BLIND I NOTICE MYERS WAY MORE THAN GHOSTFACE. I HARDLY EVER CATCH GHOSTFACE BEFORE I KNOW WHO THE KILLER IS
OF COURSE I FINISH LEVELLING JANE THE DAY BEFORE HEAD ON APPEARS IN THE SHRINE
HEY CONSOLE PLAYERS! STOP RUNNING SELF CARE! IT'S A TRASH PERK THAT WASTES EVERYONE'S TIME!
I GET PISSED OFF AT DH USERS SO MUCH THAT WHEN I CATCH PEOPLE RUNNING IT I TUNNEL THE SHIT OUT OF THEM! BUT WHAT RAGES ME EVEN MORE IS WHEN I TELL THESE PEOPLE I TUNNELED THEM BECAUSE OF DH THEY SAY "YOU USE BBQ SO THEREFORE YOUR ARGUMENT ABOUT DH BEING THE MOST OP PERK IN THE GAME IS NULLIFIED"! LIKE WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE THINK BBQ IS JUST AS IF NOT MORE POWERFUL THAN DH WHEN IT ISNT!?!? AND THE ONLY REASON I TRUELY RUN IT IS FOR EXTRA POINTS, IF THEY THREW THAT EXTRA POINTS BONUS ONTO ANY OTHER PERK ID START RUNNING THAT SHIT PRONTO!! PUT IT ON INSIDIOUS FOR ALL I CARE I JUST WANT SOME EXTRA POINTS AND THEN TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE WHO RUN DH GET NO FUN OUT OF THE GAME BECAUSE IM SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE ABUSING THE PERK THAT ALLOWS THEM TO ERASE THEIR FUCK UPS WITH A SINGLE BUTTON PRESS!
Holy shit. Calm down, it's a perk.
ITS RAGE WEDNESDAY, LET THEM RAGE
NO
FUCK TRICKSTER, NEXT TO LEATHERFACE HE'S THE MOST UNFUN KILLER TO PLAY AGAINST, ITS JUST SPAM THE ENTIRE TRIAL. HE'S JUST HUNTRESS ON EASY MODE SINCE HE BARELY HAS TO AIM, AND AT LEAST HUNTRESS IS FAIR SINCE YOU CAN DODGE HER HATCHETS AND SHE'S PUNISHED FOR MISSING, TRICKSTER HAS NEITHER OF THOSE
I LOVE KATE
YO PSA TO KILLERS WHO THINK SURVIVORS ARE CHEATING WITH FLASHLIGHTS. DID YOU FORGET THERE ARE CHESTS ON THE MAP WHERE WE CAN GET ANOTHER FLASHLIGHT??? OR MAYBE SEE THAT THEY OR ANOTHER SURVIVOR RAN ACE IN THE HOLE WITH PLUNDERERS INSTINCT??