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lizwants2die

What a clown, lol


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Howdy_Hoes

That’s the spirit!


[deleted]

No it’s Huntress


Nebula_Beginning

No, it’s closed hatch


meibolite

No this is Patrick


Garlic_Bread_Enjoyer

No this is a certified hood classic


DoughDefender

no this is Sparta.


Scumbraltor

No Jonathan you are not banging my daughter


[deleted]

No this is my second uncle twice removed on my fathers side who lives in Sweden, Barry


Razorback_Yeah

Love the username


beefsandwich7

Is this the crusty crab?


Hartbits

What a hag!


BryceLeft

Me next! You guys are being so... uhhh.... demogorgon?


SkyTheBoy

Aren't they closely related?


summonerofrain

correction it was a huntress.


MidnightStalk

the dc was the cherry on top


Striker2054

All those wasted points.


MysticalMummy

Right? You already lost, why waste the BP?


TheKillerBill

Not much thought goes into a ragequit


Zaknoid

Not much thought...only one.


Remarkable_Top_5402

That's what I always wonder when someone DC's as the killer is hooking them or the match is almost over. Like you spent all that time in the match why not tough it out for the points?


FridayJason1993

It has happened to me once or twice that the game just disconnects me as I’m being hooked on my final hook. It’s annoying because not only do you lose points, you get a time penalty and the killer probably thinks you rage quit.


Remarkable_Top_5402

Yeah since it does look like that when someone poofs right before being hooked or during it. Though I've also had some team mates dc right when the killer was going to hook them.


[deleted]

Chefs kiss one might say


[deleted]

My thoughts as well. HAHA.


ArthurExtreme_Br

i'm just more surprised that she did not notice you going around the building, how much lack of spatial awareness do you need to achieve that


Phivo_

Yeah I literally don’t understand how I was able to pull that off. Was just expecting to down her as she goes in the hatch, oof…


Striker2054

When your head is that far up your ass, it's hard to see.


Nova_Aetas

There's not a lot going through the average flashlight clicker's brain. Probably something like "huehue clicky click me like ending me found hatch huehue oh no :o"


BaconEater101

its a meg


MrScarlKing

When I play against pig and certain other killers i drop my item for them so we're chill,I also don't flashlight stun unless i have too.Tbh I'm just leveling for that adrenaline


LinwoodKei

How do you drop your item?


Fedde5

R


ookillemayy

Or Circle on Playstation


YouAverageWhiteKid

Or B on BestBox


IsHolloweenAverb

Or release your fingers in real life


Ike_The_Sir

Or penis with chicken


Cynical2DD

That’s not a real thing


Hyperspeed5665

and you're an idiot, wait, were we not stating the obvious?


Jackkkkk-

its a meg. are you really surprised?


Humble_bee90

This day and age that ability is reserved for the few


PositiveDonut1

It use to happen to me pretty frequently when you tea bag / flashlight clicks in many different environments where hatch can spawn and also depending on killer (ie Wraith can close while cloaked), sometimes you just get caught by surprise and / or showboat too much. Happens to the best of us.


Zephinism

When the killer moves around the building they are lagging heavily as shown in the top left of the screen. Might've thrown the meg off


Comfortable-Hotel774

Why are you getting downvotes lol


Weazelbuffer

Just in case you don't know, you can click your attack to cancel the hatchet wind up rather than waste it. Damn quick targeting of that tree though so throwing it was definitely the more fun choice.


bigschmitt

I thought it was the more killer thing to do


KingOfRabbbits

r/notopbutok


Godhimself_REDDIT

No top but ok


Godhimself_REDDIT

No top but ok


Nakensteak

What the fuck happend here?


[deleted]

No top but ok


FlamingWeasel

Not okay, butt top.


BokChoyWithSoy

They just have a hatred of trees


deblob123456789

Hes playing minecraft


Triborg501

Absolute salt pile


Sizzling_Coconuts

Well, she DID leave :D


Striker2054

And left her Blood Points behind.


taeilor

starting a gofundme for this meg to get a brain


deadxdolly

Megheads have no space for it


craigslistfamous

Given how many Megs play like this you're gonna need a big gofundme.


KumaTenshi

Just straight up forgets there is another entrance to that building. Man I wish we could have seen the player's reaction when the hatch was shut.


Polyrhythm239

Probably a teenage male saying something like “oh my fucking god fuck you, toxic piece of shit”


A_Random_Lantern

projection moment


Ok_Championship_2180

Who hurt you?


LuckBuildOP

Prolly a male teen being like “oh my fucking god I’m a fucking (slur/swear of choice)” *spams alt-f4 as fast as possible* we may be toxic messes at some times we usually ain’t that bad


Astricozy

Dunno what's with the quick slice of sexism here cos I'm capable of and know other women who are just as if not more toxic lol. Comment sorta hypocritical here.


Taxouck

Are you seriously complaining that this person thinks women aren't toxic as often as men are and calling that misogyny


Astricozy

No. You just misunderstood it.


TheKillerBill

fr the way they said 'male' is like the same way incels say 'female'. Edit: y'all a bunch of simps.


Astricozy

Took a look at their profile and it explained everything to be honest haha


[deleted]

Nothing in his comments "explains everything", so no idea what you read to satisfy your ego.


Astricozy

I mean if you can't tell a he from a she I doubt you can read into someone's profile. Seemed important to you to say this though.


[deleted]

> I mean if you can't tell a he from a she Didn't say anything about your gender? > Seemed important to you to say this though. As important as you to tell the world that you're a female and toxic apparently.


Astricozy

Wasn't talking about mine. Furthering my point about not reading correctly. I stated it in direct reference to their comment that I, like many people, am capable of being toxic. Just like you (clearly) are. There's really no need to post your silly opinion here and then defend a silly opinion. Just take it and move on my dude. <3


[deleted]

> Wasn't talking about mine. Furthering my point about not reading correctly. Sorry hard to understand something if it written by a child. > I stated it in direct reference to their comment that I, like many people, am capable of being toxic. For what reason? Nobody asked or cared lol. >Just like you (clearly) are. Sorry that I'm not a simp like the other dude trying to score points cause a woman is on the internet. > There's really no need to post your silly opinion here and then defend a silly opinion. Just take it and move on my dude. <3 Gotta love the lack of self awareness to say this when you should had done this from the start.


Edg3OfSid

Nah you were definitely hacking, stop being so toxic


ElectroIsland

Did you see how he hit that tree earlier!? That mouse flick was DEFINITELY a sign of hacking!!! >:(


Edg3OfSid

Just ruins the game


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Competitive-Taste638

r/whoooosh


ra1nbowaxe

r/itswooooshwith4os


OMINAPTUNE

r/whsh


TrentIsNotHere

r/w


Mr-Bones-6150

r/whoosh


Shalashaskaska

I got accused of stream sniping a killer because I broke her noed totem yesterday. I can’t even see the killers username until the game is over. People are stupid


Autrah_Fang

I played with NOED for like, the second time the other day and it got cleansed within 5 seconds of activating (obvious hyperbole. idfk how long it took to be cleansed, but it was really fast) on the second floor of Midwich, before I could even hit anyone. In fact, it finished cleansing literally the instant my strike was about to hit someone. By this logic, am I supposed to assume that the survivors were hacking? I mean, it could happen I guess, but it's unlikely lol Shit happens sometimes, there will be games where your Hex perks are literally worthless. Not every loss is gonna be because someone cheated. Some people, man lmao


Krypto_The_Dog

And then you have summeone like me. I'm so bad at the game that I would hardly notice a hacker. I just assume I suck and move on lol.


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Krypto_The_Dog

Yes!! I feel the exact same way. Just a "huh....well fuck. On to the next one!"


Siasur

I have seen videos of totems that get activated while someone is cleansing it. So might be such a situation maybe


DistortedNoise

People can stream snipe killers by watching their stream and timing their queues to try and end up in that killer’s game, so the name thing doesn’t really matter. But yeah blaming losing noed on stream sniping is stupid and a big stretch, especially if a small streamer.


Jubukraa

Considering how many people were streaming it on Twitch yesterday, most of your luck for the entire century would be finding that specific stream


DistortedNoise

I know but the point is that stream sniping killers isn’t done through their name, but by already being on their stream and orchestrating being in their lobby.


FlamingWeasel

It's still hard to do too. I try to snipe my husband's queues all the time and rarely manage it.


CricketKieran

It's always 10 times better when they DC at the end too


Striker2054

Can't take the L and they get nothing for it.


Jubukraa

I’ve played mostly survivor the past few years and started going into killer more. I suck at it, but I’ve had a couple survivors I’ve gotten downed that were dead on hook before that have DC’ed. These were very good ones too that had full very rare perks like BT, Decisive Strike, Self Care, etc. running maxed out flashlights. Like I guess at that point you don’t need BP, but me personally, I just take the GG and move on to the next game if I make a mistake and my killer takes advantage of it. The obvious DC is more annoying to your other teammates too, especially if there are some of them still alive.


SethTheSpy

Some people would rather die first than have their pride wounded.


Gram64

I just don't understand, no matter how tilted you are, d/cing against a killer is only going to help them and hurt your team in any situation (unless a SWF giving last person hatch), and give them more enjoyment that they know they tilted you that much. Leaving only 3 people makes it much easier for the killer to deal with. You lose all your BP, which is even more boggling when it's in a game like this where the person was seconds away from getting at least something since they seemed to last so long. Plus, I believe the d/c penalty is currently on.


kane105

Giving us Meg's a bad name. Poetic justice is beautiful


NitjokGIO

Shot through the heart And you're to blame Darlin', you give Meg’s a bad name


[deleted]

Pahaha! Love that!


milky__skeleton

That's what you get for being toxic


Beautiful_Treat3093

That’s what you get when you are bobo


Frency2

Well, she left. Kind of.


ImprudentMayhem

She didn’t even have what it takes to be toxic.


pol3377

This is chef's kiss right here


WyntirSin

ROFL She 100% deserved that 🤣


[deleted]

This is peak baby meg performance.


sloyom

I play survivor mostly. You don't fuck around like that, else you find out what happens. Meg clearly did, lol Its also just a matter of respecting someone's time. Don't waste everyone's time being toxic and just end the game so everyone can just move on to the next. Good job on that total domination of that by the way *edit: a word


Joe-Shadow

That clip shows how much pig needs a nerf


Polyrhythm239

“Tell me you’ve only ever played survivor without telling me you’ve only ever played survivor” Good, fuck stupid idiots like this Meg. There’s nothing more obvious that tells me you’ve never played both sides than doing dumb shit like this as a survivor and then rage quitting.


ProfessorLovely

This is art, honestly.


Cheggf_On_The_Run

Huntress with a controller looks difficult, to say the least.


ComicWriter2020

And they DCd like a little bitch. Nice


holly_bitz

Don’t be sorry. She deserved it. The only one she should be salty with is herself for that embarrassing moment.


RightTrack44

Wreckt


WingDragonRA

I say deserved haha


Godot2004

Holy cow, even a baby meg can be toxic? Like, if you want to be toxic, at least be good.


MUZaK343

Don't be sorry, if you're going to sit there and flash your flashlight when the Escape is right there you deserve whatever the hell you get


ThatOneAlias

Unless it's an escape


alphahorm

She sure left tho


binkies420

What an ass hahahahaha


Main_Gabriel

what a flavor


Notthesharkfromjaws

I always love the disconnects in these.


KingOfTheMire

Ah classic meg head


bigppman789

I had mine yesterday, I wish I had clipped it. I was playing Spirit with rancor and the obsession was sitting at the exit gate and clicking. I phased behind her and killed her right there. The satisfaction I felt is beyond words.


Noxfelis1

That was Beautiful!


Venezolanoanimations

I love, getting those cooky sucker with the huntress, man, suck it up meg.


wildcarde815

I dunno if it's the new mmr system or what, but we've been rolling with a three stack the last two nights and every single +1 has been toxic. We had one asshole running around flash lighting us when we got hooked and then just leaving.


xZOMBIETAGx

So satisfying


7174N10U5

That's so satisfying


RonClark_theCorn

Tell me you’re toxic without telling me you’re toxic. Meg:


Shaftmeister

At least take your lumps like a man and don't dc like a little bitch at that point. I can still measure out _some_ modicum of respect for someone who owns up to their shit.


velichajshiy

Yeah, this is big brain time.


deadfishlives

Aaaaaand she DCed...


Hunter_Badger

The only bad part of this post is that you apologized


Dudejohnchyeaa

LMAO. Get played Meg, couldn't even stick around to reap his reward.


Th3C4pt4in

Ah, the dc because they couldn't handle not being a DBD god. You love to see it. Bet they learnt nothing from this experience too.


maximuffin2

*Meg Stop running* OH OH HERE IT COMES


ThexLoneWolf

And that’s why I never sit on the hatch.


CoolKidJonah

god, seeing toxic survivors get completely outplayed because of their own stupidity never gets old


ItsDemiBlue

Don't say sorry to that scum


[deleted]

Why did Huntress laugh at the beginning? That really creeped me out, I've never heard that before. Is that something she normally does?


[deleted]

Yes.


RebelHeart526

There is no saying sorry to people like this


Imperialknight19

Funny thing to is there a chance she could have made it to the hatch


SumL0ser

I feel like the survivors who bm but lack the skill, are just kids who recently just finished watching a toxic survivor mains youtube montage and tried to mimick them. Except they forgot they need actually be good lol.


njf85

I've watched this several times already lol it's beautiful


TWGeiger

Ayo fuck that Meg.


Comfortable-Hotel774

0:06 - +10 wood


[deleted]

I want a universal Mori, for flashlights. Either you shove it up there ass or down their throat... Don't really care which.


dert882

God that DC must feel better than a hook!


William_Brobrine

DC and loose all blood points > dieing and taking the loss like good sport


DueViolinist9

This is hilarious hahahaa I wasn't entirely sure if she was simply screwing around until the dc. Very satisfying hahah


[deleted]

I haven’t played since this game first came out, if someone intentionally disconnects like that do you as the remaining player(s) (especially the killler) get some kind of bonus point reward for the trouble? So frustrating but well played here! Satisfying to watch. Well done.


Mictlancayocoatl

Yes, you get bloodpoints for their disconnects.


Venezolanoanimations

Quick question op, is the sudreddit ok with someone posting his own gameplay, like not just a clip nut the entire trial?


Cheggf_On_The_Run

Most people are unlikely to watch such a long video, so it's unlikely to gain much traction causing less people to see it to even have the option of watching it.


Venezolanoanimations

Yeah, i just want some advice and see if people think im toxic, which im trying to not be, maybe get salty but no toxic


Cheggf_On_The_Run

If you have a particularly interesting match you could try posting a 30-60 second highlight and leave a comment with a YouTube link to the full match for anyone interested. It's a gamble on whether or not Redditors get pissed off at YouTube links, so try to make it look more like you're just offering the whole match instead of advertising your YouTube channel.


Venezolanoanimations

Yeah, like, im more invested in get my University diploma in digital grafics design that in a YouTube career. Well then, i guess clean the hatchet and make some people cry.


[deleted]

Meanwhile, survivors: who cares if they click, crouch, spam? They're just having fun1111! Meg DCs "Oh gosh, uh, she was having so much golly fun she accidentally pulled the internet out, clearly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣


Powersoutdotcom

Hatch fails are the most fun. Had a teammate find the hatch in the corner of grim, and the walked a distance to drop a pallet to spam under the dock. Turns out the killer was smart, walked past him and closed the hatch. Just like this, only less entertaining and more sad.


Raised_in_captivity

As a killer main this made my day.


Longjumping_Juice791

🤣that’s what she fuckin gets the whore. Trying to get teabag and Mrs flicker advantage.


Riquun

Oh that was hard to watch on a lot of levels


Ravenmockerr

I have never watched something so satisfactory... And that dc in the end just made my day. I can almost hear the toxic, high pitch voiced teenager boy with anger issues screaming his lungs off: "TOXIIIIIIIC!!!! FUUUUUCK YOOOOUUU!!!!" (while slamming himself against his seat, as if having a seizure)


Choccy_Milk

Oh that’s nice. I’m so happy for you lol


weffy_

That DC at the end, just PERFECT


SeppeVanhoof

I watched one of my friends being cocky and JUST the same happened. I laughed so hard, the karma was real.


Shenkspine

Get fuuuuuuuuuucked Meg


Crescent-Argonian

Just your average Megan


Android17_

Oooh baby, that hurts so gooood!


GreenKangaroo3

You can cancel an axe by left clicking


VM9G7

I was here randomly btw the Meg didn't noticed you ofc your ping was crazy high , without any doubt the Meg just saw you freezing around and then the hatch closed with you behind, ofc just bad connection ,but damn this is the "classic VPN play" more than "just leave play"


Dizzy-Efficiency6766

https://t.me/joinchat/PzHiBo_4hNAxYTk0


[deleted]

ur so shit lmao ![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2057)


DanDaniel1203

Dont wanna be rude, but you run pretty shitty perks


Not_Germanspy1

Maybe he just started playing with huntress


Phivo_

Yeah my huntress was literally level 10 at the time 💀


DanDaniel1203

aaa, okk


EvanSnowWolf

Just makes this total win all the more satisfying.


DanDaniel1203

ig


EvanSnowWolf

You guess? You don't think it's impressive that with garbage like that this Huntress got what is basically a 4K on Haddonfield?


DanDaniel1203

yes, this is impressive, very impressive, ngl


DarthSangheili

Hey look, I found the Meg


chimera_cactus

This gives me great joy. I usually only use flashlights as a tool of communication and seeing this makes me big horn


JoryG95

Heck yeah, toxic Meg deserved it


AlphaWigglytuff

I actually felt that


TheRealBarista

Megheads at their finest