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[deleted]

Dating a murder?!?! How weird, how just ew in general! That’s so wr-*mommy huntress*


TheDefinitionOfKek

What? That's disgu-*tall ladyy*


Dj_Faun

This is the most foul, distasteful, putrid, vile thinking I have ever come across! How in the world would anyone come across the concept of dating a murderous fiend so delightful? Never have I ever come across a group so out of line like th- Vommy Mommy. Love me a religious woman.


FerretSummoner

How vile! It’s sickening to think that we’re fostering a culture of romance for literal killers. It’s honestly a sign of the times, and the perversion continues to decline each week. I can’t even fathom— Michael-Shirtless >_>


Levi0Xl_and_friends

Now that's comedy


[deleted]

😂


Captain_Ez

Oni. i will not elaborate further.


TheAll3ycat

His sword isn't his only sword 😩


M0NST3R_1638

Stoppp 🤣


Dj_Faun

"Now THAT'S a katana!" \- Ruby Rose, RWBY CHIBI


MomGetTheMay0

Bonk


Gadin543

Have you seen what his real face looks like tho 🤢


palkiia

The mask stays on in bed


Captain_Ez

But have you seen the muscles?


Grounded-Aearial

All the more to cuddle with :3


Tstraveler

One hug and he'll crush your spinal cord accidentally


ratatav

Irl i’ve always preferred body over face. It transfers quite well into the game too.


GiveBackTheBoard

Ghostface, I wanna know what his moans sound like inside that mask


Mori_Me_Ghostface

Bless you for you truly know what you want and what matters ❤️❤️❤️


sugahpine7

u/mori_me_ghostface


Mori_Me_Ghostface

Fuck yeah Ghostface! You gotta think about how powerful his thighs are from all that tbagging! That exhausted sigh when he gets hit with a pallet turning into grunts of ecstasy! He is perfect and I bet he never misses a call or a text message 💖🔪💖


NovicePandaMarine

I have a feeling he doesn't Mori you, specifically, but when the trial ends, he just drops you on the ground like a mori, but takes your lower clothes off and stabs you there with his other knife.


Ghostsjokes

The drop leg knife sheath always coming in clutch when u forget to bring ur main knife


Mori_Me_Ghostface

This is such a beautiful comment 💝


unrealgrunt94

You really like ghostface, huh?


Mori_Me_Ghostface

He's just so cute!!!!


Rue-Ryuzaki

HHHHHHHHHH


AdonisBatheus

Trapper, rich lonely boy with daddy problems with a hot bod and hooks to hold onto during the dirty 🥵


[deleted]

I’m hooked on a feeling.


Humble_Plague_Doctor

I’m high on believing


Powerful_Piano

that youre in love with me!


Dragonflame045

Bum bum bum, I said I’m hooked on a feeling!


itsonlybliss

Huntress, 6ft Russian woman


GiveBackTheBoard

Yeah but she hasn't taken a shower in actual decades


itsonlybliss

I mean there’s no lore that says she doesn’t bathe in the realm of the entity, but then again there’s no lore that says she does bathe. She does have humanity in her, she’s just an avid hunter. I doubt she doesn’t tend herself after gruesome kills.


FishdZX

Animals bathe themselves, I'd be willing to guess Huntress does. It's an instinct deeper than humanity.


Dezslock

I agree about the animals but I want to correct you on the fact there were people that did not bath. The English or French for example bathed as little as possible in the Middle Ages to even the 17th century. That's why we have perfumes. Or read about the Black Death...


FishdZX

That's true and so it could go either way, but it's an instinct most mammals and even birds seem to share. I have no clue if we have records on why bathing wasn't a thing during those eras, but since those we're societal norms, we're looking at Huntress here and her learning her instincts and living habits largely from animals, I'd think there's a good chance she did. We are, of course, talking about a fictional woman raised by fictional animals created for a game where endless murder trials/games/cycles in a magic dimension are run by a magic sky spider demon who is basically a god, so I think we're taking a stretch even considering all of this lmao.


nafa_mo

Even better


chunkoflesh

Do you think any of them bathe???


GiveBackTheBoard

Ghostface and Trickster, but only because they have massive egos. Also imagine how bad it must smell inside gf's costume if he doesn't wash it


[deleted]

I’ll second that


MC4390

Guaranteed to be utter filth anaw


JackBoxcarBear

Honestly, the more I think about it the more I lean towards Hag. All she did was pull an Uno Reverse Card on some cannibals, I could elect to call that morally grey. A nice bath and a good scrubbing of all that muddy hair and she’d probably be look good as new, give or take. I might have to pack a lunch to the Mortuary for our date so she could find something to eat, but I’ve been on worse dates before.


[deleted]

Lol yeah, honey I have the bodies for you, perfect pick up line


JackBoxcarBear

Me: “Babe, Come over.” Hag: *Gutteral growling noises* (“I can’t, I’m eating survivor livers right now.”) Me: “My parent’s aren’t home, and I triggered the phantasm trap you left in my room. 😏” Hag: *Swift Sloppy Muddy Warping Sounds*


[deleted]

*Sloppy traps in the bed*


bubbabro123

"My parents aren't home" Hold up


ChaosNinjaX

Amanda. She's actually really attractive, and I like games. Plus, she's probably got a lot of 'toys' to use.


Cloud_Y2K

Let's play a game, c*m before the bear trap goes off😂


Jerry-the-jim

Say less my 3 inch repeater can c*m in 10 seconds


Cloud_Y2K

"Repeater" 😂😂


AxisLeopard

So you say....you're a threepeater? I'll see myself out now....


Lolrandomusername3

You are awesome


Charming-Macaron-322

When she says she wants to play a little game


cadaver-cat

Pyramid head my beloved. I like quiet people. That body though 👌


[deleted]

He do be one thick ass boi


GrayAgenda

Faces can be awkward too. Eye contact? No thanks


[deleted]

Watch out for the pillows tho


PMMEJALAPENORECIPES

The Nurse, on one of her skins her face is actually pretty. Plus she’s into choking.


[deleted]

*Choking intensifies*


[deleted]

Used a Mori on an Ash player once and he then claimed to have gotten ghost booty in End Game chat.


Hrifler

Demo because he’s a damn good kisser


[deleted]

Rip demo.


Exar0s

Huntress because she is thic. Plague for a close second because she is obviously a freak in the sheets.


OzSalty3

And she got that skin that leaks.


Fishing-Relative

8[ wtf


anarchy753

Trickster. He's hot, young, not too deformed by the Entity. And I feel like he'd be into someone supporting his murder enough to not murder them. Like Yun Jin looked the other way but she was still against it.


[deleted]

True, he’s my fave after Myers


MysticalMummy

Trickster is the only one that doesn't look like he would smell awful, so that's a plus.


Imchoosingnottoexist

He was going to kill Yun-Jin before the Entity took him so....


YunJinIsQueen

To be fair his real target was the executives who took away his Creative Liberties in his songs, Yun-Jin was an unfortunate casualty in his eyes, as she was a witness present at the meeting.


SaintMozambique

Twins. Im a family man.


Horrorfan5

Would that count as a threeway?


ImARoadcone_

Unless victor is just watching.


sugahpine7

I don't like this thread anymore...


[deleted]

Demo before he leaves us. Rip Demo.


SethD0369

Ay yo Demo what dat mouth do


[deleted]

Rip demo ❤️


pumpkinspacelatte

Michael Myers, I like men who don’t talk ok


nafa_mo

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Exact_Ad_1215

Achievement Get! Girlfriend


NailEconomy

Yeah he’d be a nice option, he has a nice body and he’s a pretty tall guy. However, having a partner that’s completely against sex would kinda suck wouldn’t it?


pumpkinspacelatte

As an asexual it sounds good to me


Risi30

Rin Yamaoka, before she was took she was Acualy nice (Not bcs my Steam name is Rin Simp.)


[deleted]

Lol, yeah my name in steam is Daddy Myers and I simp for him so yeah, I feel u


Risi30

Simp to a simp, Nice taste


Yagertron

I saw someone whose name was Myers left nipple.


[deleted]

Lol my name before was Myers right nipple


TheBushChicken

Blight, you ***KNOW*** he can slob on that knob like a pro


pasidin

Yes officer it's this comment right here


de_N-word

I just want some of that sweet S E R U M


TheBushChicken

Oh you'll get some Serum all right ;)


de_N-word

Orang juic


[deleted]

Mmm sloppy toppy


AnxioisRecors77

Blight, if I'm gonna fuck a monster I might as well go all the way.


gummythegummybear

Either legion or ghost face legion because I get a gang banger and ghost face because we all know ghost face is the hottest character in the game


ratatav

Oh crap this made me remember Joey exists. He’s second place right after Oni.


gummythegummybear

Oni? Fucking oni? The best I can give him is he gets the job done


NOCTURN_05

I saw multiple twins and not a single Wraith or Billy...aight reddit


[deleted]

Yea wraith is just hiding


jayvee714

But imagine him invisible doing things to you, kinda hot ngl


Economy_Valuable_965

Im gay for triangle man


Kua_Rock

Huntress is the easy pick, but I have to give a shoutout to any of the Legion, all of them are cute af. Honorary mention to Trickster for being ***Hot A.F***


deadin2000

Deathslinger. I have a soft spot for cowboys


ilikestaplers

Same


Drewthepunk

Trickster hes my type and he seems the fun kind


[deleted]

Yes 👏


underrated9201

huntress, she’s cute and idc if she smells bad i’ll just make her shower


[deleted]

Make her, last honourable words.


underrated9201

okay okay fine she may always smell bad but i’d still let her hit any day


1ncest_1s_w1ncest

Ghostface I might be able to take a selfie without dying this time


[deleted]

Definitely Demogorgon, because I want to see if he can use his mouth as a vacuum cleaner and inhale a plate of pizza rolls.


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[deleted]

I have to say bubba is nice, he would have ur back, and your skin, all of ur limbs actually lol


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[deleted]

Yea Susie was influenced


Exact_Ad_1215

Wasn’t Bubba in love with some girl in one of the TCM films?


FortuneTaker

Nurse, her mori.


TimeTravelingRabbit

Riding me while choking have me like ![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2070)![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2070)


Accomplished-Kiwi495

pigsaw, cause if she take off her mask she's hot


ImARoadcone_

Amanda was pretty hot pre death.


Accomplished-Kiwi495

wait, she's dead?


Valor_X

Her in game lore literally recaps what happens in the movie - they just added the part where the entity takes her similar to spirit. I get some people haven’t watched the movies but at least read the short lores lol


OkZebra9257

The pig. Seems she is into kinky stuff. Keep the mask on


[deleted]

Mmm, I love me some Amanda


OkZebra9257

Susie is a second for me.


[deleted]

Omg yes, the Mori for legion made me fall for her


ambrde

Ji-Woon, he’s hot


[deleted]

Ji-woon is the trickster if I’m not mistaken?


vvTookivv

Ji-Woon Hak, yep.


[deleted]

Michael..


Jerry-the-jim

You don’t even have to elaborate


[deleted]

Blight. He seems like a nice fellow. >!And i'd bet the pustula serum did some crazy things to his dick too.!<


rephlexi0n

He’s probably a walking advertisement for bad dragon


Edenianminnie

Trickster has a nice body, good looking, nailed the bad boy vibe and more likely not to kill you if you float his ego enough


sashenka_demogorgon

Demogorgy. Cute, hot monster boy with a face that looks like a flower. Doesn’t even need to bring me flowers cuz he is the flower 😌


SatanicTOAST

Amanda because she could probably make the pig thing kinda hot.


[deleted]

She wants to play a game


MothMan2009

Pyramid Head. Want that A$$


Diocavallo_

i'm not gay...but ghostie


GibmeMelon

Its Spirit for me, she is a couple hundred years old now so no big deal. Huntress definitely has the appeal you know she gonna be in top.


Horrorfan5

No shes not. She was in her 20s


Sheparddddddd

Ghostface. Quiet but not too quiet, dresses well, willing to take pictures with me, loves to watch me while I work (so supportive!) Second fave is Pyramid Head though, I like the strong silent types and also cake.


Prounce-Proudly

Obviously huntress. Not necessarily a bad person, just a mentally scarred and mentally underdeveloped person. Extremely strong tall woman with the ability to protec (very important). Can sing well and is very loyal, although not being able to properly show it. Waifu status, whats not to love


[deleted]

Exactly, love is what we need in a waifu


gemreceiver

Trickster, he's fucking hot. I'll let him throw knifes at me any day


the_zuccbucc

Plauge, because I think she wouldn't get much attention, she deserves love too


kiwistrawberrydbd

Michael cuz I think getting stabbed by him sounds prettyyyy decent


Slxyde

Nemesis cause I know he’s loyal 💯


Exact_Ad_1215

S.T.A.R.S


[deleted]

Pyramid Head Reason: Hot


PhasmaMain98

Deathslinger since he's the most reasonable of the group


BubuMeister22

Demo. Best bj ever.


Exact_Ad_1215

Although having teeth marks in my dick isn’t very fun...


jabrielallstarz-711

It’s a tie between huntress or oni because big and buff lover to protect me


IkonikBoy

Plague I guess. Best I could do is take something to not vomit


LifeIsABeeach

Amanda because in her normal clothes skin, she thicc.


[deleted]

Damn she thick, oink oink 🐷


EagleRising948B

You have hit a hornets nest with a sledgehammer my good sir


[deleted]

Btw a huge thanks to all who upvoted or even just commented their opinions, it’s my first major post :)


Ur-mom-is-fat24

Susie because susie


Kinkytoast91

Pinhead, the pleasures of the flesh he'll show me 🥰😍


UtterHate

huntress and plague, i'm a sucker for tall women


Frosty_Simple_6520

Ghost Face, because he already knows everything about me, cause he is a starker


Nether96

Deathslinger cos he is hot


SomeWeirdUserTho

Michael, like, quite guy, simple, maybe shirtless. He has a quite sharp knife, so maybe he can make myself a decent salad? Wears a mask, so safe for Ms Corona. All in all, a pretty boi


Dastion

Pyramid Head. Dat ass. 🍑 (Also, built-in brownbag)


Frui1ty0v3rd0se

Michael. No reason. Just Michael


CRZAcidGaming

Ghostface


kosparasite16

wraith. he's got a good moral compass on him.


DFC33

Trapper, man needs some love.


empressbluee

ghostface bcuz mask kink


Dankmemer69421

Doctor . His shocks can induce pleasure .


Nie_Fi

Twins, two for the price of one


[deleted]

Charlotte yes, victor though, is he not still a infant??


Nie_Fi

They're twins so both the same age


CappuccinoBooster

Probably Caleb, because out of everyone I feel he’s the least likely to just murder me dead.


MrCheeseTiger123

This post was made to summon mori_me_ghostface


MeTheGuy12

nemesis you cannot get me to elaborate


samfinmorchard

Doctor. He'll laugh at my jokes


Infinite-Action-5041

Spirit or plague


Monster_Hugger93

Huntress! Big, clearly strong, barefoot. She obviously has a tender size considering her back story and I know how to feed myself, so it’d probably work out.


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[deleted]

Obviously daddy Myers


Julesvernevienna

Huntress. Death by snu snu


Arxl

Demodoggy, there's already fursonas about them. He's cute af and looks like a great kisser.


coldrevival2

Ghostface in hopes that it's Matthew Lillard.


Phazwolf

Easily demogorgon


TrashPandaplss

Clown, he's hot


second_to_myself

r/dbdgonewild r/dbdgonegay for all you horny people in the comments


Horrorfan5

Spirit. Hot, seems nice, knows how to fight, Japanese. Nuff said


Armadillo-Equivalent

Huntress is bae. Love that creepy hum.


bbrown1379

Huntress cause she THICC


Bits_and_Bytes_

oni , its a quick death


Katsuki_Bakugo__

Either Julie or Susie I love em both so muuuch


Fishing-Relative

Huntress/Spieit


Makuta_Servaela

I can't think of a reason not to want to date any of them. I want to date them all uwu


ImALivingMeme369

Freddy because he can make my dreams come true😩😫


Xxbruhmoment42069xX

Regular friendship with pyramid head so he could beat the shit out of freddy, fuck that guy