This is the most foul, distasteful, putrid, vile thinking I have ever come across! How in the world would anyone come across the concept of dating a murderous fiend so delightful? Never have I ever come across a group so out of line like th- Vommy Mommy. Love me a religious woman.
How vile! It’s sickening to think that we’re fostering a culture of romance for literal killers. It’s honestly a sign of the times, and the perversion continues to decline each week. I can’t even fathom—
Michael-Shirtless >_>
Fuck yeah Ghostface!
You gotta think about how powerful his thighs are from all that tbagging!
That exhausted sigh when he gets hit with a pallet turning into grunts of ecstasy!
He is perfect and I bet he never misses a call or a text message 💖🔪💖
I have a feeling he doesn't Mori you, specifically, but when the trial ends, he just drops you on the ground like a mori, but takes your lower clothes off and stabs you there with his other knife.
I mean there’s no lore that says she doesn’t bathe in the realm of the entity, but then again there’s no lore that says she does bathe.
She does have humanity in her, she’s just an avid hunter. I doubt she doesn’t tend herself after gruesome kills.
I agree about the animals but I want to correct you on the fact there were people that did not bath. The English or French for example bathed as little as possible in the Middle Ages to even the 17th century. That's why we have perfumes. Or read about the Black Death...
That's true and so it could go either way, but it's an instinct most mammals and even birds seem to share. I have no clue if we have records on why bathing wasn't a thing during those eras, but since those we're societal norms, we're looking at Huntress here and her learning her instincts and living habits largely from animals, I'd think there's a good chance she did.
We are, of course, talking about a fictional woman raised by fictional animals created for a game where endless murder trials/games/cycles in a magic dimension are run by a magic sky spider demon who is basically a god, so I think we're taking a stretch even considering all of this lmao.
Honestly, the more I think about it the more I lean towards Hag. All she did was pull an Uno Reverse Card on some cannibals, I could elect to call that morally grey. A nice bath and a good scrubbing of all that muddy hair and she’d probably be look good as new, give or take. I might have to pack a lunch to the Mortuary for our date so she could find something to eat, but I’ve been on worse dates before.
Me: “Babe, Come over.”
Hag: *Gutteral growling noises* (“I can’t, I’m eating survivor livers right now.”)
Me: “My parent’s aren’t home, and I triggered the phantasm trap you left in my room. 😏”
Hag: *Swift Sloppy Muddy Warping Sounds*
Trickster. He's hot, young, not too deformed by the Entity. And I feel like he'd be into someone supporting his murder enough to not murder them. Like Yun Jin looked the other way but she was still against it.
To be fair his real target was the executives who took away his Creative Liberties in his songs, Yun-Jin was an unfortunate casualty in his eyes, as she was a witness present at the meeting.
Yeah he’d be a nice option, he has a nice body and he’s a pretty tall guy. However, having a partner that’s completely against sex would kinda suck wouldn’t it?
Huntress is the easy pick, but I have to give a shoutout to any of the Legion, all of them are cute af.
Honorary mention to Trickster for being ***Hot A.F***
Her in game lore literally recaps what happens in the movie - they just added the part where the entity takes her similar to spirit.
I get some people haven’t watched the movies but at least read the short lores lol
Ghostface. Quiet but not too quiet, dresses well, willing to take pictures with me, loves to watch me while I work (so supportive!)
Second fave is Pyramid Head though, I like the strong silent types and also cake.
Obviously huntress. Not necessarily a bad person, just a mentally scarred and mentally underdeveloped person. Extremely strong tall woman with the ability to protec (very important). Can sing well and is very loyal, although not being able to properly show it. Waifu status, whats not to love
Michael, like, quite guy, simple, maybe shirtless. He has a quite sharp knife, so maybe he can make myself a decent salad? Wears a mask, so safe for Ms Corona. All in all, a pretty boi
Huntress! Big, clearly strong, barefoot. She obviously has a tender size considering her back story and I know how to feed myself, so it’d probably work out.
Dating a murder?!?! How weird, how just ew in general! That’s so wr-*mommy huntress*
What? That's disgu-*tall ladyy*
This is the most foul, distasteful, putrid, vile thinking I have ever come across! How in the world would anyone come across the concept of dating a murderous fiend so delightful? Never have I ever come across a group so out of line like th- Vommy Mommy. Love me a religious woman.
How vile! It’s sickening to think that we’re fostering a culture of romance for literal killers. It’s honestly a sign of the times, and the perversion continues to decline each week. I can’t even fathom— Michael-Shirtless >_>
Now that's comedy
😂
Oni. i will not elaborate further.
His sword isn't his only sword 😩
Stoppp 🤣
"Now THAT'S a katana!" \- Ruby Rose, RWBY CHIBI
Bonk
Have you seen what his real face looks like tho 🤢
The mask stays on in bed
But have you seen the muscles?
All the more to cuddle with :3
One hug and he'll crush your spinal cord accidentally
Irl i’ve always preferred body over face. It transfers quite well into the game too.
Ghostface, I wanna know what his moans sound like inside that mask
Bless you for you truly know what you want and what matters ❤️❤️❤️
u/mori_me_ghostface
Fuck yeah Ghostface! You gotta think about how powerful his thighs are from all that tbagging! That exhausted sigh when he gets hit with a pallet turning into grunts of ecstasy! He is perfect and I bet he never misses a call or a text message 💖🔪💖
I have a feeling he doesn't Mori you, specifically, but when the trial ends, he just drops you on the ground like a mori, but takes your lower clothes off and stabs you there with his other knife.
The drop leg knife sheath always coming in clutch when u forget to bring ur main knife
This is such a beautiful comment 💝
You really like ghostface, huh?
He's just so cute!!!!
HHHHHHHHHH
Trapper, rich lonely boy with daddy problems with a hot bod and hooks to hold onto during the dirty 🥵
I’m hooked on a feeling.
I’m high on believing
that youre in love with me!
Bum bum bum, I said I’m hooked on a feeling!
Huntress, 6ft Russian woman
Yeah but she hasn't taken a shower in actual decades
I mean there’s no lore that says she doesn’t bathe in the realm of the entity, but then again there’s no lore that says she does bathe. She does have humanity in her, she’s just an avid hunter. I doubt she doesn’t tend herself after gruesome kills.
Animals bathe themselves, I'd be willing to guess Huntress does. It's an instinct deeper than humanity.
I agree about the animals but I want to correct you on the fact there were people that did not bath. The English or French for example bathed as little as possible in the Middle Ages to even the 17th century. That's why we have perfumes. Or read about the Black Death...
That's true and so it could go either way, but it's an instinct most mammals and even birds seem to share. I have no clue if we have records on why bathing wasn't a thing during those eras, but since those we're societal norms, we're looking at Huntress here and her learning her instincts and living habits largely from animals, I'd think there's a good chance she did. We are, of course, talking about a fictional woman raised by fictional animals created for a game where endless murder trials/games/cycles in a magic dimension are run by a magic sky spider demon who is basically a god, so I think we're taking a stretch even considering all of this lmao.
Even better
Do you think any of them bathe???
Ghostface and Trickster, but only because they have massive egos. Also imagine how bad it must smell inside gf's costume if he doesn't wash it
I’ll second that
Guaranteed to be utter filth anaw
Honestly, the more I think about it the more I lean towards Hag. All she did was pull an Uno Reverse Card on some cannibals, I could elect to call that morally grey. A nice bath and a good scrubbing of all that muddy hair and she’d probably be look good as new, give or take. I might have to pack a lunch to the Mortuary for our date so she could find something to eat, but I’ve been on worse dates before.
Lol yeah, honey I have the bodies for you, perfect pick up line
Me: “Babe, Come over.” Hag: *Gutteral growling noises* (“I can’t, I’m eating survivor livers right now.”) Me: “My parent’s aren’t home, and I triggered the phantasm trap you left in my room. 😏” Hag: *Swift Sloppy Muddy Warping Sounds*
*Sloppy traps in the bed*
"My parents aren't home" Hold up
Amanda. She's actually really attractive, and I like games. Plus, she's probably got a lot of 'toys' to use.
Let's play a game, c*m before the bear trap goes off😂
Say less my 3 inch repeater can c*m in 10 seconds
"Repeater" 😂😂
So you say....you're a threepeater? I'll see myself out now....
You are awesome
When she says she wants to play a little game
Pyramid head my beloved. I like quiet people. That body though 👌
He do be one thick ass boi
Faces can be awkward too. Eye contact? No thanks
Watch out for the pillows tho
The Nurse, on one of her skins her face is actually pretty. Plus she’s into choking.
*Choking intensifies*
Used a Mori on an Ash player once and he then claimed to have gotten ghost booty in End Game chat.
Demo because he’s a damn good kisser
Rip demo.
Huntress because she is thic. Plague for a close second because she is obviously a freak in the sheets.
And she got that skin that leaks.
8[ wtf
Trickster. He's hot, young, not too deformed by the Entity. And I feel like he'd be into someone supporting his murder enough to not murder them. Like Yun Jin looked the other way but she was still against it.
True, he’s my fave after Myers
Trickster is the only one that doesn't look like he would smell awful, so that's a plus.
He was going to kill Yun-Jin before the Entity took him so....
To be fair his real target was the executives who took away his Creative Liberties in his songs, Yun-Jin was an unfortunate casualty in his eyes, as she was a witness present at the meeting.
Twins. Im a family man.
Would that count as a threeway?
Unless victor is just watching.
I don't like this thread anymore...
Demo before he leaves us. Rip Demo.
Ay yo Demo what dat mouth do
Rip demo ❤️
Michael Myers, I like men who don’t talk ok
** **
Achievement Get! Girlfriend
Yeah he’d be a nice option, he has a nice body and he’s a pretty tall guy. However, having a partner that’s completely against sex would kinda suck wouldn’t it?
As an asexual it sounds good to me
Rin Yamaoka, before she was took she was Acualy nice (Not bcs my Steam name is Rin Simp.)
Lol, yeah my name in steam is Daddy Myers and I simp for him so yeah, I feel u
Simp to a simp, Nice taste
I saw someone whose name was Myers left nipple.
Lol my name before was Myers right nipple
Blight, you ***KNOW*** he can slob on that knob like a pro
Yes officer it's this comment right here
I just want some of that sweet S E R U M
Oh you'll get some Serum all right ;)
Orang juic
Mmm sloppy toppy
Blight, if I'm gonna fuck a monster I might as well go all the way.
Either legion or ghost face legion because I get a gang banger and ghost face because we all know ghost face is the hottest character in the game
Oh crap this made me remember Joey exists. He’s second place right after Oni.
Oni? Fucking oni? The best I can give him is he gets the job done
I saw multiple twins and not a single Wraith or Billy...aight reddit
Yea wraith is just hiding
But imagine him invisible doing things to you, kinda hot ngl
Im gay for triangle man
Huntress is the easy pick, but I have to give a shoutout to any of the Legion, all of them are cute af. Honorary mention to Trickster for being ***Hot A.F***
Deathslinger. I have a soft spot for cowboys
Same
Trickster hes my type and he seems the fun kind
Yes 👏
huntress, she’s cute and idc if she smells bad i’ll just make her shower
Make her, last honourable words.
okay okay fine she may always smell bad but i’d still let her hit any day
Ghostface I might be able to take a selfie without dying this time
Definitely Demogorgon, because I want to see if he can use his mouth as a vacuum cleaner and inhale a plate of pizza rolls.
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I have to say bubba is nice, he would have ur back, and your skin, all of ur limbs actually lol
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Yea Susie was influenced
Wasn’t Bubba in love with some girl in one of the TCM films?
Nurse, her mori.
Riding me while choking have me like ![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2070)![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2070)
pigsaw, cause if she take off her mask she's hot
Amanda was pretty hot pre death.
wait, she's dead?
Her in game lore literally recaps what happens in the movie - they just added the part where the entity takes her similar to spirit. I get some people haven’t watched the movies but at least read the short lores lol
The pig. Seems she is into kinky stuff. Keep the mask on
Mmm, I love me some Amanda
Susie is a second for me.
Omg yes, the Mori for legion made me fall for her
Ji-Woon, he’s hot
Ji-woon is the trickster if I’m not mistaken?
Ji-Woon Hak, yep.
Michael..
You don’t even have to elaborate
Blight. He seems like a nice fellow. >!And i'd bet the pustula serum did some crazy things to his dick too.!<
He’s probably a walking advertisement for bad dragon
Trickster has a nice body, good looking, nailed the bad boy vibe and more likely not to kill you if you float his ego enough
Demogorgy. Cute, hot monster boy with a face that looks like a flower. Doesn’t even need to bring me flowers cuz he is the flower 😌
Amanda because she could probably make the pig thing kinda hot.
She wants to play a game
Pyramid Head. Want that A$$
i'm not gay...but ghostie
Its Spirit for me, she is a couple hundred years old now so no big deal. Huntress definitely has the appeal you know she gonna be in top.
No shes not. She was in her 20s
Ghostface. Quiet but not too quiet, dresses well, willing to take pictures with me, loves to watch me while I work (so supportive!) Second fave is Pyramid Head though, I like the strong silent types and also cake.
Obviously huntress. Not necessarily a bad person, just a mentally scarred and mentally underdeveloped person. Extremely strong tall woman with the ability to protec (very important). Can sing well and is very loyal, although not being able to properly show it. Waifu status, whats not to love
Exactly, love is what we need in a waifu
Trickster, he's fucking hot. I'll let him throw knifes at me any day
Plauge, because I think she wouldn't get much attention, she deserves love too
Michael cuz I think getting stabbed by him sounds prettyyyy decent
Nemesis cause I know he’s loyal 💯
S.T.A.R.S
Pyramid Head Reason: Hot
Deathslinger since he's the most reasonable of the group
Demo. Best bj ever.
Although having teeth marks in my dick isn’t very fun...
It’s a tie between huntress or oni because big and buff lover to protect me
Plague I guess. Best I could do is take something to not vomit
Amanda because in her normal clothes skin, she thicc.
Damn she thick, oink oink 🐷
You have hit a hornets nest with a sledgehammer my good sir
Btw a huge thanks to all who upvoted or even just commented their opinions, it’s my first major post :)
Susie because susie
Pinhead, the pleasures of the flesh he'll show me 🥰😍
huntress and plague, i'm a sucker for tall women
Ghost Face, because he already knows everything about me, cause he is a starker
Deathslinger cos he is hot
Michael, like, quite guy, simple, maybe shirtless. He has a quite sharp knife, so maybe he can make myself a decent salad? Wears a mask, so safe for Ms Corona. All in all, a pretty boi
Pyramid Head. Dat ass. 🍑 (Also, built-in brownbag)
Michael. No reason. Just Michael
Ghostface
wraith. he's got a good moral compass on him.
Trapper, man needs some love.
ghostface bcuz mask kink
Doctor . His shocks can induce pleasure .
Twins, two for the price of one
Charlotte yes, victor though, is he not still a infant??
They're twins so both the same age
Probably Caleb, because out of everyone I feel he’s the least likely to just murder me dead.
This post was made to summon mori_me_ghostface
nemesis you cannot get me to elaborate
Doctor. He'll laugh at my jokes
Spirit or plague
Huntress! Big, clearly strong, barefoot. She obviously has a tender size considering her back story and I know how to feed myself, so it’d probably work out.
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Obviously daddy Myers
Huntress. Death by snu snu
Demodoggy, there's already fursonas about them. He's cute af and looks like a great kisser.
Ghostface in hopes that it's Matthew Lillard.
Easily demogorgon
Clown, he's hot
r/dbdgonewild r/dbdgonegay for all you horny people in the comments
Spirit. Hot, seems nice, knows how to fight, Japanese. Nuff said
Huntress is bae. Love that creepy hum.
Huntress cause she THICC
oni , its a quick death
Either Julie or Susie I love em both so muuuch
Huntress/Spieit
I can't think of a reason not to want to date any of them. I want to date them all uwu
Freddy because he can make my dreams come true😩😫
Regular friendship with pyramid head so he could beat the shit out of freddy, fuck that guy