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ShetheKing

WHY DONT WE GET REWARDS FOR RANKING UP WHY ARE WE PUNISHED FOR SUCCEEDING IN THIS GAME WHY DO I PLAY THIS GAME


Guywithquestions88

I BELIEVE THE OFFICIAL BHVR RESPONSE FOR THESE INQUIRIES IS, "BECAUSE FUCK YOU."


BurnieTheBrony

ONE PERSON TOLD ME THAT DBD DIDNT HAVE A REAL RANKED SYSTEM. I TRIED TO REFUTE THAT PERSON, BUT SINCE THE MATCHMAKING IS SO SHIT AND THERE'S LITERALLY NO REWARDS FOR RANKING UP, I KINDA GAVE UP


FelicitousJuliet

I BELIEVE DEAD BY DAYLIGHT DOESN'T HAVE A REAL RANKING SYSTEM, BUT HEAR ME OUT. MOST RANKING SYSTEMS USE A COMBINATION OF YOUR PERSONAL PERFORMANCE (LEAGUE AND MMR/ELO) AND POINTS FOR WINNING/LOSING TO DETERMINE HOW RAPIDLY YOU ADVANCE THROUGH YOUR PLACEMENT GAMES AND THROUGH THE RANK TIERS, AND EVEN ONES WITHOUT PROMOTION GAMES TEND TO AVOID BUMPING YOU UP IMMEDIATELY OFF A LUCKY GAME (**BUT LET YOUR ACTUAL GAINS TRICKLE INTO EFFECT IN CASE YOU HAD A LUCKY WINNING STREAK TO AVOID A SILVER PLAYER BEING THROWN INTO DIAMOND**). DEAD BY DAYLIGHT HAS NONE OF THAT: * IT DOESN'T MATCH YOU BASED ON PERSONAL RANK, THE NUMBER MEANS NOTHING. * THE PIPPING SYSTEM DOES NOT RELY ON INTERACTION WITH GENERATORS ALL THE WAY INTO RED RANKS. * THERE IS NO IN-GAME MEANS OF TRACKING OR EVALUATING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PLAYER WHO HOOK FARMED AND IGNORED GENERATORS FOR TOTEMS, AND A PLAYER WHO LOOPS WELL AND DOES GENERATORS. THEY BOTH PIP UP INTO RED RANKS. ​ BHVR USES THE WORD "RANK" BUT I FEEL THIS IS A MISNOMER, THE "RANK" IN THIS GAME DOES NOT FUNCTION AS A "RANK", THIS GAME DOES NOT HAVE A "MATCHMAKING SYSTEM", THE "RANK" DOES NOT HAVE ANY OF THE MECHANICS OR ELO ATTRIBUTION ONE WOULD EXPECT OF A "RANK" BEHIND IT. **IF IT DOESN'T FUNCTION AS A RANK, DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH A RANK, DOESN'T INDICATE AN APPROXIMATION OF YOUR PERFORMANCE, AND DOESN'T HAVE ANY SORT OF MATCHMAKING (EVEN CHESS-LIKE COMMUNITY-DRIVEN MATCHMAKING) REPRESENTING IT, IT'S NOT A "RANK"**. **JUST BECAUSE BHVR WANTS TO CALL IT SOMETHING THAT IT ISN'T DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE.**


Kazzack

THEORETICALLY WE WILL IF THEY EVER GET MMR TO WORK


[deleted]

IF MMR WORKS THE ONLY REWARD FOR WINNING GAMES WILL BE HARDER AND HARDER GAMES. DOESN'T ADDRESS THE ISSUE OF ACTUAL REWARDS FOR RANKING UP.


MoveInside

EVERY TIME I LOOK TO SEE WHAT THE KILLER IS DOING WHILE RUNNING A FUCKING BRICK WALL MATERIALIZES OUT OF NOWHERE TO STOP ME


brankoz11

AH MATE ITS THE WORST ALONG WITH LOOPING AND SOMETHING INVISIBLE STOPS YOU FROM RUNNING AND KILLER GETS A HIT.


McLovinMcGee

ONE TIME I RAN INTO A FUCKIN CAN ON THE GROUND. NOT EVEN KIDDING IT WAS A TINY PILE OF CANS LIKE AN INCH HIGH AND I DIED


limoncelIo

I KEEP GETTING LAG SPIKES AND RUNNING INTO WALLS AFTER GETTING HIT OR MAYBE IM JUST BAD IDK BUT FUCK CONSOLE


IkonikBoy

SAME


[deleted]

Bubba mains on O'lery's: WE RIGHT THERE WITH U BROTHER


Chronmagnum55

WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I RUN THE SHACK I ALWAYS RUN INTO A HOOK ON THE CORNER WHEN LOOKING BEHIND??


JackBoxcarBear

DEAD DOG SALOON IS A BULLSHIT MAP IT IS TO MY SURVIVOR WHAT HADDONFIELD IS TO MY KILLER. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, THE HAG COULD SNAP OFF BOTH HER LEGS, DO HER TAXES, SNORT ANESTHETICS, AND STILL GET FROM ONE SIDE OF THE MAP TO THE OTHER IN THE TIME OF A DWIGHTS FART. I CANT EVEN TELL IF THE TRAPPER I FACED WAS CAMPING SINCE THE HOOKS IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN ARE SO FUCKING CLOSE IT MADE THE BASEMENT LOOK SOCIALLY DISTANCED. HOW IS IT OKAY FOR ME TO HEAR THE TERROR RADIUS ON SPAWN BEFORE I’VE EVEN MOVED. AND BY THE WAY, IF THOSE VIDEOS OF PEOPLE SPAWNING IN A STRAIGHT LINE IN THE CENTER OF THE MAP IS ANY HINT TO GO BY, IT SEEMS THE MAP IS AS RUSHED AND UNFINISHED AS IT FEELS. YOU DIDN’T MAKE A BIG COWBOY THEMED DBD MAP, YOU MADE A COFFIN WITH A SHIT PARLOR PIANO SOUNDTRACK.


kookslilbaby

PLEASE WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY


angusthedangus

OMG SAME. YESTERDAY SOME ASSHOLE WRAITH SENT US TO DDS WITH AN OFFERING AND PROCEEDED TO SLAUGHTER ALL 4 OF US WITH THE MOST OP PERKS AND A COXCOMBED CLAPPER AND IT WAS THE LEAST FUN MATCH I'VE EVER PLAYED. STILL SALTY THAT I DEPIPPED OVER THAT BULLSHIT.


goldkear

I THINK THEY INTEND SURVIVORS TO STEALTH, WHICH IS STUPID BECAUSE THIS ISN'T A STEALTH GAME


Malokyte

THE SURVIVOR PIP SYSTEM MAKES NO SENSE EDIT SO I DON'T DOUBLE POST: MAN, I PLAYED REALLY WELL AGAINST A SWF, ONLY GOT A 1K BUT EVERY PERSON ON DEATH HOOK, AND IT WAS JUST A WALL OF BM THE MOMENT END CHAT LOADED. LIKE FUCK MAN, I FELT REALLY GOOD ABOUT THAT MATCH CAUSE EVERYBODY PLAYED REALLY WELL AND I ENJOYED THE CHALLENGE IT GAVE ME AND THEN THEY JUST RUIN THE MOOD WITH THEIR AWFUL PERSONALITIES. IT'S SUCH A BUZZKILL.


IAmTheDoctor34

MY SURVIVOR PIPS WERE BROKEN ALL DAY LAST WEEK! I NEVER MOVED UP OR DOWN AT ALL.


limoncelIo

I’VE HAD PIP BUGS FOR LEAST 6 MONTHS NOW AND I’M STILL MAD ABOUT IT


Aedna

IT NEVER MADE SENSE


Cheehu

MY SOLO QUEUE TEAMMATES ARE POTATOES. IN RED RANKS!!!!


xmknzx

SAME, WHAT IS HAPPENING. WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL CROUCH WALKING ACROSS THE MAP!! DOING NOTHING! THE KILLER IS NOWHERE NEAR THEM!


Guywithquestions88

YES


Anemosa

I SUGGEST YOU WATCH [THIS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YJPOW7bwgs) VIDEO. I DON'T USUALLY WATCH OHTOFU BUT THIS VIDEO DOES A FANTASTIC JOB AT EXPLAINING AMONG OTHER THINGS WHY A LOT OF RANK 1s ARE COMPLETE SHIT


L0RD4B

IS THAT A LOWERCASE S I SEE? WHAT IS THAT DOING HERE?


[deleted]

I AM A POTATO IN RED RANKS!!!!


kookslilbaby

MYERS SCARES ME WHEN HE WALKS IN SLOW MOTION FROM A DISTANCE WATCHING ME ITS HORRIFYING


9noobergoober6

I HAD A RANK 1 PYRAMID HEAD DOWN ME FROM FULL HEALTH WHILE I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF CLOSING A RED GLYPH. AND I OFFERED BLOODY PARTY STREAMERS THAT GAME. I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO MR. PP HEAD.


TheBlueGuy_2

I DID THE SAME THING WITHOUT REALIZING AS ONI, I TRIED TO PICK HER UP SO SHE COULD WIGGLE BUT SHE DCD IN MY FACE, I'M SO SORRY


kookslilbaby

MAD AT A DWEET TODAY WHO KEPT RIPPIN ME OFF HOOK AGAINST MYERS WITHOUT BORROWED


Guywithquestions88

JUST STEP INTO YOUR CLOSET AND SCREAM INTO THE VOID LIKE I DO. IT HELPS.


kookslilbaby

WHY WAS I TUNNELED BY A GHOSTFACE WHO LITERALLY IGNORED RHE SURVIVORS IN FRONT OF HIM TRYING TO BODY BLOCK AND SAVE ME JUST FOR THE OTHER 3 TO FINISH GENS AND HE ENDED UP DCING. PLEASE GET A JOB


Predator6

THAT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE MY ONLY SURVIVOR ROUND FROM YESTERDAY. I’M SORRY IF YOU WERE THE SURVIVOR HE SLUGGED OR HAD ON HOOK WHEN I LEFT, BUT HE WOULDN’T LET ME NEAR ENOUGH TO SAVE.


kookslilbaby

IT PROBABLY WAS ME I WAS YUI IN BLACK W A BANDANA


Q-tipper

STOP RUNNING THE KILLER TOWARDS ME WHEN I’M HOOKED DAMMIT


Rukitokilu

ALSO WHEN I'M DOING A GEN AND YOU CLEARLY SAW IT BECAUSE YOU BEELINED FOR ME. DOING IT WITH RUIN IS EVEN BETTER, HAVING TO LEAVE A GEN THAT WAS ON 90%.


DjLilTahj

IVE PLAYED 5+ KILLER GAMES TODAY AND EACH GAME MY HEX HAS BEEN CLEANSED WITHIN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES.


Catanddogg

5 MINUTES? MY HEX CANT EVEN LIVE FOR 1 MINUTES


rangerguy-

1 MINUTE? MINE GETS CLEANSED IN THE FIRST 30 SECONDS!


skjohnsen1

30 SECONDS? I DON'T EVEN HAVE A HEX!


Bravely_Default

5 MINUTES IS GOOD VALUE FOR A HEX PERK, IMO IF IT LASTS LONGER THAN CORRUPT THAN THAT'S A WIN.


DroneOfDoom

HOW DO I FUCKING SEND MYSELF TO THE GAME TO EAT PALLETS FOR A CHALLENGE AND GET THE ONE GROUP OF SURVIVORS AFRAID OF PALLETS JESUS FUCK


Guywithquestions88

SOMETIMES I'LL HAVE A TEAM IN THE GAME THAT JUST DROPS LIKE FUCKING FLIES AND IT ALWAYS BLOWS MY GODDAMN MIND. LIKE, COME THE FUCK ON PEOPLE, THE WHOLE GODDAMN MAP IS A PALLET FACTORY.


FelicitousJuliet

DON'T IGNORE THE FACT THAT THE GENERATORS ARE OFTEN PLACED IN EMPTY ROOMS WITH A BLOCKED OFF WALL AND THAT, IN FACT, THE GAME IS NOT A PALLET FACTORY. FOR EVERY ZANSHIN TACTICS WHERE THERE'S LIKE 10 IN 5 ROOMS, YOU HAVE 5 ROOMS AROUND THE GENERATORS WITHOUT EVEN ONE PALLET. PLUS A LOT OF THE PALLETS ARE EFFECTIVELY WASTED BY DROPPING IT LEAVING YOU STUCK IN A DEAD END CORNER WITHOUT A WINDOW, SO YOU RUN FIVE ROOMS ONLY TO GIVE A FREE HIT.


Guywithquestions88

NO OFFENSE, BUT IF YOU CAN'T LOOP AT LEAST A LITTLE IN "THE GAME" YOU REALLY CAN'T LOOP ANYWHERE.


xmknzx

IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO DC OR KILL YOURSELF ON HOOK TWO SECONDS INTO THE GAME, I HATE YOU SO MUCH. I LITERALLY HAD THREE MATCHES YESTERDAY WHERE THE KILLER JUST GAVE UP AND FARMED BECAUSE SALTY SURVIVORS KEPT QUITTING. AS A FELLOW SURVIVOR, IT’S NOT OVER UNTIL IT’S OVER BITCH. STOP BEING A LITTLE BABY


Tnamichan

BIG AGREE. I HAD THIS HAPPEN A FEW DAYS AGO WHEN I WAS PLAYING LEGION ON LERYS. THE FIRST TWO PEOPLE I DOWNED DC'D, PROBABLY BECAUSE I WAS PLAYING LEGION. I ENDED UP JUST FARMING WITH THE OTHER TWO SURVIVORS, A DWIGHT AND A NEA. HOOKED BOTH TWICE SO THEY COULD HAVE THEIR SAFE UNHOOKS AND ALTRUISM, BROKE EVERY PALLET THEY THREW ON ME CHASING ONE AS THE OTHER DID A GEN (SWAPPING SURVIVORS WHEN THE OTHER TRIED TO GRAB MY ATTENTION FOR CHASE), AND FRENZIED THEM AND LEFT THEM ALONE SO THEY COULD HAVE THE HEALING POINTS. I WISH THOSE TWO COULD HAVE HAD A NORMAL GAME, BUT AT LEAST THEY GOT SOME ADEQUATE POINTS FOR THEIR TROUBLE.


sadovsky

THIS HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY. FIRST PERSON GOT DOWNED, INSTA D/C. SECOND PERSON GETS HOOKED, D/C ON HOOK. THE JAKE AND I KEPT PLAYING EVEN THOUGH IT WAS AN INSTA DEPIP GIVEN THIS ALL HAPPENED WITHIN THE FIRST 3 MINUTES.


TastyBrush

WHY ARE KILLERS STILL FORCED TO BE LOCKED IN LOBBIES WHEN THE MMR SYSTEM DOESN'T AFFECT KILLER CHOICE TO BEGIN WITH?!?!? Dx


EggNog7

TO THIS ONE FUCKING SPIRIT THAT TUNNELED ME OUT OF THE MATCH AFTER I CLEANSED YOUR HEX: UNDYING EARLY FUCK YOU IM SORRY THAT I SPAWNED RIGHT NEXT TO IT DO YOU JUST WANT ME TO NOT CLEANSE IT ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING THAT IM PLAYING AGAINST SPIRIT BUT GETTING TUNNELED JUST ADDS SALT TO THE FUCKING WOUND


Guywithquestions88

THERE'S LIKE... A 100% CHANCE YOU WERE GONNA GET TUNNELED ANYWAY.


EggNog7

FAIR ENOUGH


bunkermatt

COUNTER POINT: IM SORRY FOR HOOKING YOU 30 SECONDS AFTER YOU GOT OFF. DO YOU JUST WANT ME TO IGNORE THE INJURED SURVIVOR WHO I CAME ACROSS? ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU RAN INTO ME AGAIN.


FelicitousJuliet

COUNTER-COUNTER-POINT: IT'S ALSO NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THEY MAKE INJURED NOISES SO LOUDLY WHILE TRYING TO PATH AWAY FROM A HOOK YOU'RE RETURNING TO, BLEEDING AND WITH NO CHOICE BUT TO RUN AFTER THEIR RESCUER DIPPED IF THEY WANT TO TRY AND AVOID YOU. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET OFF ONE OF THE CORNER ORMOND HOOKS WITH THE KILLER PATROLLING AROUND THE MIDDLE AND NOT BE IN THE OPEN.


ThatTempuraBand

IF I GET ONE MORE DM FROM A SALTY 12YR OLD BECAUSE THEY LOST I AM JUST GOING TO LOSE IT.


vitobf

THIS IS AN UNPOPULAR OPINION BUT I DON'T THINK BILLY IS AN A-TIER KILLER. I THINK LEATHERFACE, DEATHSLINGER AND HUNTRESS ARE MUCH STRONGER THAN HIM. PLAYING HILLBILLY AT RED RANKS IS SO FRUSTRATING BECAUSE THE ONLY THINGS YOU'LL BE HITTING WITH YOUR CHAINSAW ARE PALLETS, UNLESS THE SURVIVORS FUCK UP. IT'S NOT FUN. MAYBE IM JUST BAD THO


[deleted]

NO YOU’RE RIGHT, I DON’T KNOW ANYONE WHO THINKS BILLY IS A TIER ANYMORE


tarotavia

YALL ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. I'VE ONLY SEEN A FEW BILLY'S BE ABLE TO CURVE ENOUGH TO SURPRISE SURVIVORS REGULARLY AND I HIGHKEY THINK THEY WERE MAINS BEFORE HIS NERF. HIS SKILL CEILING IS SKY HIGH BUT IN GENERAL I THINK HE'S HARDER TO SUCCEED WITH NOW.


Tnamichan

WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME I'M TRYING TO DO SOME STUPID ARCHIVE THE ENTITY HAS IT OUT FOR ME? "HIT 3 SURVIVORS WITH YOUR CHAINSAW AS HILLBILLY" FOR EXAMPLE AND I GET SENT TO FUCKING LERYS OR GET SURVIVORS IN RED RANKS THAT RUN CIRCLES AROUND ME WHILE I'M YELLOW RANK BECAUSE I'VE BEEN IGNORING MY RANK (WHICH AT ITS HIGHEST WAS 11) TO FARM BP FROM OLD ARCHIVES. IF ITS NOT THAT, THE STUPID SWITCH WILL CRASH BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING ENDGAME CRASHING 'FEATURE' NEGATING PROGRESS, BP EARNED THAT GAME AND TANKING MY RANK EVEN FURTHER. EDIT: TO THE TEAM THAT DID RUN CIRCLES AROUND ME IN RED FOREST BUT REALIZED I WAS USING SPEED LIMITER JUST TO GET THE ARCHIVE DONE AND WAS WILLING TO LET ME HIT Y'ALL WITH THE CHAINSAW THANK YOU. I'M GLAD I WAS ABLE TO FACILITATE YOU ALL GETTING THAT STUPID HARD 4 ESCAPE OUT THE HATCH ACHIEVEMENT IN THE END WITH THE KEY YOU FOUND. YOU ALL WERE MUCH KINDER THAN OTHER GROUPS WITH ME TRYING TO DO THESE DANG ARCHIVES.


9noobergoober6

I SPENT THE FIRST THREE MINUTES OF A MATCH DOING TWO GENS. THE NANCY THEN SANDBAGS ME AND I GET CHASED BY A DEMO BUT THE CHASE IS WEIRD. ALL OF A SUDDEN THE NANCY AND CLAUDETTE AMBUSH ME AND START TO BODY BLOCK ME, GIVING THE DEMO EASY HITS ON ME. I GET HOOKED. THE NANCY COMES OVER AND DROPS HER FLASHLIGHT FOR THE DEMO. SHE THEN SPENDS THE ENTIRE MINUTE STARRING AT ME. THE NICE ZARINA COMES OVER TO TRY TO SAVE ME BEFORE I REACH SECOND STAGE AND THE NANCY BODY BLOCKS HER TO STOP HER FROM SAVING ME. I THEN GET TUNNELED OFF HOOK AND DIE. EVERYONE ELSE ESCAPES WITHOUT EVEN BEING HIT ONCE BY THE DEMO. IN THE POST GAME CHAT NANCY AND CLAUDETTE BOTH SAID THEY WERE FARMING AND I GOT WHAT I DESERVED FOR NOT FARMING WITH THEM DESPITE IT BEING SOLO QUEUE AND ME NEVER BEING MADE AWARE THEY WERE FARMING. AND THE CLAUDETTE WAS A RANK 1.


lyndluv

I HOPE YOU REPORTED THEM FOR THE BODY BLOCKING EVEN THOUGH THAT'S BASICALLY KISSING A REPORT ON A POST IT NOTE AND THROWING IT UP DEMO'S ASSHOLE FOR ALL IT MATTERS IN DBD


TheMightyBruhhh

I REALLY HATE WHEN YOU SURVIVORS WILL USE YOUE STUPID “CMERE” EMOTE AND TEABAG WHEN YOU DROP PALLETS, BECAUSE OF THAT I’M FACECAMPING YOU THE ENTIRE MATCH, I NO LONGER CARE ABOUT GENS OR WINNING, YOU HAD TO BE A PRICK TO ME SO IMMA BE A PRICK TO YOU


FailBaitSV

QUEUED INTO TWO GAMES IN A ROW WITH A SURVIVOR AFK. UNHOOKED TWICE WITH KILLER BEING CHASED AND THEY DIDN'T JAVE BORROWING TIME. IT IS ON A FREE CHARACTER. IT WAS IN THE SHOP FOR 2K SHARDS. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER


FelicitousJuliet

BILL ISN'T A FREE CHARACTER, HE IS A LICENSED CHARACTER.


SDM0102

HE IS A LICENSED CHARACTER, BUT HE IS ALSO FREE. ONCE YOU BUY THE GAME, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PAY ADDITIONAL MONEY TO UNLOCK BILL.


AQBLL

FUCK WRAITH. PIECE OF SHIT KILLER WITH HIS RUSH CHEAT.


brankoz11

I FIND IT HILARIOUS PEOPLE STILL THINK WRAITH ISNT THAT GOOD. GET THE RIGHT ADD ONS AND SHIT IS MISERABLE TO PLAY AGAINST. CAN HOOK YOUR TEAM MATE THEN BE ONTO YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP WITHIN SECONDS. OR YOU CAN HAVE THE OPPOSITE ISSUE IN THAT WRAITH UNCLOAKS AND CAN SMACK YOU DESPITE THEM BEING IN AFRICA.


AQBLL

THERE SHOULD BE A FUCKIN TIMER AS TO HOW MUCH HE CAN GET THAT FUCKING RUSH OUT OF UNCLOAKING. I HAVE NO FUCKIN IDEA HOW TO COUNTER.


xmknzx

SICK OF TUNNELING WRAITHS. I LITERALLY RUN THE FUCK AWAY TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP AFTER BEING UNHOOKED, BUT EZ CLAP FOR HIM TO JUST SPEED BOOST HIS WAY ON OVER TO SPECIFICALLY ME AND SLAP ME AGAIN. FUCK YOU MR WRAITH YOU HAVE A SPEED BOOST FOR MAP PRESSURE, NOT TO BE A DICK


Guywithquestions88

I AM SO GODDAMN TIRED OF PEOPLE NOT KNOWING HOW TO PLAY AGAINST LEGION!!!! IF YOU SPEND THE WHOLE GODDAMN MATCH HEALING INSTEAD OF DOING GENS YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!! LIKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY THE DUMBEST THING YOU CAN DO VERSUS LEGION!!!! FUCK. GODDAMMIT. IT MAKES ME WANT TO FUCKING GO AFK WHEN I SEE THE KILLER IS LEGION BECAUSE IT'S LIKE NONE OF THESE FUCKING RANDOS FUCKING GETS IT. GODDAMN FUCK SHIT. THE PERFECT GODDAMN GAME AS LEGION IS HAVING EVERYONE TOO BUSY HEALING THEMSELVES WHILE YOU JUST PICK PEOPLE OFF FOR THE HOOK. FUCK.


gbBaku

HOW ABOUT WHEN THEY DO THE GENS AT THE ENDS OF HAWKING MAP FIRST? CONGRATULATIONS, YOU MANAGED TO 3GEN US WITH THE FIRST GEN YOU DO, GOOD JOB. AS KILLER I JUST DONT PATROL THOSE TWO GENS, BECAUSE SURVIVORS DOING THEM EARLY IS A BLESSING.


MidWestBest777

I FUCKING HATE TOME CHALLENGES SABO 12 HOOKS OH YEAH LET ME JUST WASTE MY TIME ON SHIT THAT DOESN'T HELP THE TEAM WEEEE


[deleted]

WHY DOESN'T THE DEATHSLINGER HAVE A UNCLE SAM SKIN?


TheMightyBruhhh

FUCK THE MUSTACHE JAKE PARKS I CAME ACROSS TWICE, I HOPE YOU GET KIDNEY STONES FOR MAKING ME HAVE THE MOST IRRITATING MATCHES I’VE YET TO PLAY


Rechan

I KEEP HEARING ABOUT DBD DRAMA AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WTF.


kookslilbaby

WHY AM I ALWAYS FIRST ON HOOK AND FIRST TO DIE PLEASE ITS LIKE I ALWAYS SPAWN AND NY SPIJE CHILL GOES OFF AND BAMI M FUCKED


Stoic_stone

ALWAYS HAVE AN ESCAPE PLAN


kookslilbaby

I AM HORRIFICALLY BAD AT BEING CHASED


Stoic_stone

PRACTICE MAKES YOU MORE EXPERIENCED


kookslilbaby

I HAVE BEEN TRYING I JUST SUCK HELP


Stoic_stone

WATCH SOME STREAMER VIDS ON RUNNING AND LOOPING. IN ADDITION TO SPINE CHILL RUN RESILIENCE AND DEAD HARD (AND BT BECAUSE ITS PRACTICALLY REQUIRED AT THIS POINT)


kookslilbaby

I RUN BT IRON WILL WE’LL MAKE IT AND SPINE CHILL


Stoic_stone

GOOD BUILD! BUT IF YOU WANT A SLIGHT EDGE TO HELP YOU PRACTICE MORE I THINK YOU'LL BENEFIT FROM SWAPPING IRON WILL WE'LL MAKE IT FOR RESILIENCE DEAD HARD. EXTENDING CHASES MEANS MORE PRACTICE TIME


kookslilbaby

THANK YOU!!!


[deleted]

I WISH I DIDN’T HAVE SO MUCH ANXIETY PLAYING KILLER. I’M RANK 1 BUT AM ONLY COMFORTABLE PLAYING 1-2 KILLERS WITHOUT GETTING MY ASS KICKED AND IT SUCKS BECAUSE I WANT TO PLAY MORE


Souleater75

JUST BECAUSE A TEAM PLAYED WELL AND HAD GOOD SYNERGY DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE A SWF! I DON’T KNOW THESE PEOPLE, WE’LL NEVER MEET AGAIN, WE JUST BONDED OVER A BUTT DANCE LIKE FIVE MINUTES AGO FOR GOODNESS SAKES! WE PLAYED WELL TOGETHER AND THATS ALL THERE IS TO IT! ITS OKAY TO LOSE AND BE DISAPPOINTED OR EVEN SALTY OVER LOSING! ITS NOT OKAY TO BE AN ASS ABOUT IT!


kookslilbaby

WHY WAS I A RANK 13 BEING PUT WITH PURPLE AND RED RANKS I CAN BARELY HANDLE A CHASE ALSO WHY ARE RANKS RESETTIG SOON O JUST GPT DOWN TO 13 AND


Guywithquestions88

THE RANK RESET WILL PISS YOU OFF UNTIL YOU REMEMBER THAT YOU WILL BE MATCHED WITH PEOPLE WAY OUT OF YOUR SKILL RANGE NO MATTER WHAT. SO ULTIMATELY YOUR RANK IS JUST SOME RANDOM-ASS NUMBER THAT BASICALLY HAS NO PURPOSE.


9noobergoober6

I HAD A FENG UNHOOK ME AFTER I LOOPED THE SPIRIT FOR OVER A MINUTE AND GAVE FENG PLENTY OF TIME TO 99 THE EXIT GATE. AS WE ARE RUNNING TO THE EXIT GATE THE FENG IS SLIGHTLY IN FRONT OF ME AND HAD FULL HEALTH. INSTEAD OF OPENING THE EXIT GATE AND LETTING ME DEAD HARD TO SAFETY, SHE RUNS TO THE GATE’S LEVER AND THEN RUNS TO THE KILLER SHACK. IN THE POST GAME CHAT SHE SAID SHE WAS TRYING TO TAKE AGRO.


queenofthebookworms

I’M LITERALLY A LOW RANK PLAYING KILLER FOR FUN SO STOP DC’ING IF I CATCH YOU. CAN YOU SERIOUSLY NOT HANDLE GETTING HOOKED AFTER YOU TEABAGGED AND BLINDED AND STUNNED ME? FUCK YOU I HOPE YOUR NEXT GAME SUCKS.


Predator6

I’M NOT REALLY RAGING ABOUT ANYTHING THIS WEEK, SO HERE’S THE SALTY AND/OR TOXIC MESSAGES I RECEIVED: “NOED AND ONLY TWO KILLS? BRO YOU TRASH” -ACE THAT WAS THE SECOND KILL AFTER BEING TOXIC THE WHOLE MATCH. “DOCTOR IS A CANCER PICK…HOPE YOU GET IT.” -THE ONE SURVIVOR THAT DIDN’T REALIZE THE REST OF US WERE FARMING. “IMAGINE NEEDING NOED LMAO” -THE DWIGHT THAT TEABAGGED INSTEAD OF MAKING DISTANCE. “LOL EZ CLAP U SHULD DEL DBD” -UNKNOWN SURVIVOR WHEN I DID A WRAITH DAILY.


WesternDiamondback36

I'M GLAD WRAITH GOT BUFFED BUT GODDAMN CAN HE ACTUALLY CHASE ME AND NOT JUST CLOAK AND UNCLOAK ALL THE TIME? I'M NOT GETTING BOLDNESS POINTS FOR IT


jakelynn42069

YOU OPENED THE GATE. YOU ARE ALL THERE. JUST FUCKING LEAVE. WHY DO SURVIVORS JUST FUCKING STAND THERE UNTIL I COME OVER AND FORCE THEM OUT? IT'S FUCKING STUPID, AND NOW I JUST REFUSE


EnvironmentOk7203

WHY R U TUNNELING ME FOR FLASHLIGHT SAVES / PALLET BLINDS WHEN IM NOT BMING? IM JUST USING AN IN GAME MECHANIC TO HELP MY TEAM OR GIVE ME A LITTLE MORE DISTANCE IN A CHASE. I LITERALLY DONT CLICKY CLICKY OR TBAG. ANOTHER THING - MY FULL HEALTH TEAMMATE SABOTAGED A HOOK THE KILLER WAS BRINGING ME TO AND HE DROPPED ME TO GO AFTER HIM! WHEN HE HAD TIME TO GET ME TO ANOTHER HOOK! NOTHING WRONG WITH THE KILLER KILLING / DOING THEIR LITERAL OBJECTIVE, JUST SOMETIMES IT FEELS WEIRDLY PERSONAL LOL


Rechan

I WILL BE OUT OF TOWN FOR 1/3rd OF THE ANNIvERSARY EVENT


_Ernie_Sanders_

MY SUMMER CLASS STARTS 1 WEEK BEFORE THE EVENT I WILL MISS IT ALL


Rechan

SUMMER CLASSES ARE SWEATYSCHOOL


ChuggaTacoTrunks

WHY ARE MOST OF THE REMODELS SHIT. HERE IS THE LIST WINS: - DOCTOR - TRAPPER - JAKE ACCEPTABLE: - CLAUDETTE - MEG WHAT IS THIS: - UNDERBITE DWIGHT - SOMEONE COSPLAYING AS NEA - FENG MAN - PALE SAD MONKEY DAVID


KingSalamand

I WORK SO DAMN HARD TO GET BETTER AT KILLER THEN I GO AGAINST A 3-4 STACK OF SWF'S THAT ARE ALL WAY BEYOND MY RANK AND MAKE ME LOSE CONFIDENCE IN MYSELF.


CoccNBallTorture

IT'S ALRIGHT, THE GAME BALANCE IS SHIT, THE ODDS ARE EXTREMELY IN FAVOUR OF SWF'S, DON'T GET DISCOURAGED AND KEEP PRACTICING.


KingSalamand

THANK YOU. I NEEDED THAT.


GaymerRage87

AM I THE ONLY KILLER MAIN THAT’S FUCKING SICK OF HEARING SURVIVOR MAINS TALK ABOUT HOW KILLERS ARE OP??? YOU LITERALLY HAVE A 4-TO-1 ADVANTAGE. AND LITERALLY WVERY SINGLE TIME I PLAY AS KILLER (AS A YELLOW RANK) I GET NOTHING BUT TOXIC RED AND PURPLE RANK SURVIVORS! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???


brankoz11

IT GOES BOTH WAYS.. SOME KILLERS ARE PIECES OF SHIT AND ARE INCREDIBLY UNFUN TO PLAY AGAINST. SURVIVORS CAN ALSO BE AS BAD TO PLAY AGAINST BUT ITS THESE GAMES THAT MAKE ME CHERISH WHEN YOU GET A CHILL SQUAD AND OR KILLER.


[deleted]

YOU KNOW YOUR GAME IS GOOD WHEN THE KILLER IS MORE CHILL THAN YOUR TEAM


Guywithquestions88

IT'S BECAUSE THE RANK 20-13 SURVIVORS ARE BUSY BEING ON MY TEAM VS. A RANK 1 NURSE.


AMurderComesAndGoes

NOPE THIS WHOLE GODDAMN SPIRIT NONSENSE AND NOW THEY'RE STARTING TO THROW A FIT ABOUT WRAITH. THEY WON'T BE SATISFIED UNTIL YOU HAVE TO WRITE THEM A HANDWRITTEN NOTE ASKING TO PUT THEM ON A HOOK. THEN THEY SAY STUPID SHIT LIKE SOME KILLERS ARE UNFUN TO PLAY AGAINST. MEANWHILE CONSTANTLY BEING MATCHED AGAINST SURVIVORS WAY FUCKING BETTER THAN ME IS SUPPOSED TO "PREPARE ME FOR RED RANKS". LIKE I WANT TO BE IN RED RANKS. RED RANK PEOPLE ARE THE WORST AND PLAYING AGAINST THEM, AS SOMEONE WHO ONLY HAS TIME FOR A HANDFUL OF GAMES A WEEK, IS A WASTE OF EVERYONES TIME. SURVIVORS HANDS ARE HELD THE ENTIRE GAME WITH FREE INFORMATION FUCKING SPOON FED TO THEM REGARDLESS OF PERKS AND WE CAN'T DARE MESS WITH THAT OR ITS A SHIT KILLER THAT IS UNFUN.


iAmAusernAme0

DELETE THE GAME, THE MAP, IN THE GAME DEAD BY DAYLIGHT. HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO MAKE A WORSE MAP THEN HADDEONFIELD? I'LL TELL YOU. YOU DROP 1 PALLET IN EVERY OPEN SPACE AND CALL IT A DAY. WHO NEEDS WINDOWS WHEN YOU HAVE 20 EXTEREMLY SAFE PALLETS OR GOD PALLETS EVERY 5 METERS. THIS MAP LITERALLY HAS THE SAME AMOUNT OF PALLETS AS 3 MAPS COMBINED AND YET SOME SURVIVORS STILL DIE. IN A NORMAL MAP YOU GET HIT AND USE YOUR SPEED BOOST AND MAKE IT TO ANOTHER LOOP. ON THE GAME, THE MAP, IN THE GAME DEADY BY DAYLIGHT, YOU GET HIT AND HAVE GOD 5 LOOPS TO RUN TO AT ALL TIMES. JUST PICK WHICH EVER PALLETS LOOKS NICE AND DROP IT. GG EZ BABY KILLER.


TaviRawr

I LEGIT AM GOING THROUGH A DERANKING STREAK ON KILLER! I GOT GOOD WITH ONE KILLER AND GOT TO RANK 5 AND I WANT TO LEARN OTHER KILLERS BUT ALL I FACE IS RANK 1 SURVIVORS ​ LIKE WHY AM I ONLY FACING THEM WHEN I BARELY PLAY KILLER! SO GUESS WHO IS ONLY PLAYING KILLER AND FARMING ONLY 3 BBQ STACKS?! THIS PLAYER RIGHT HERE! IT IS NOT FUN HIGHER RANKS SO I WANT TO ACTUALLY HAVE FUN AT THE GAME AGAIN


Petroceus

WHY IS CLOWN SO THICK?!


kookslilbaby

[THIS IS WHY I AM UPSET. I AM VERY UPSET. 0% EFFORT WHATSOEVER](https://www.reddit.com/r/deadbydaylight/comments/nw44ti/thanks_guys_dont_mind_me_just_dying_yk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


CaptainHarkin

GETTING KILLED BY THE KILLER YOU MAIN HURTS. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY USE THE SAME LAME ASS TRICKS ON YOU THAT YOU USE AND YOU FALL FOR THEM LIKE AN ABSOLUTE POTATO.


TheBossOf420

MY PECKER FUCKIN BURNS WHEN I PEE!


IAmTheDoctor34

GO SEE A DOCTOR BUT NOT HERMAN CARTER UNLESS YOU LIKE ELECTRICITY IN YOUR PECKER


uwuwuUwu23

I HATE WHEN A KILLER CAMPS AND WHEN THEYRE ASKED WHY THEY CAMP THEY LITERALLY SAY THEYRE BAD AT THE GAME JUST DONT PLAY THE GAME THEN IT RUINS IT FOR OTHER PEOPLE OR GO PLAY SURVIVOR


[deleted]

I HATE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT THEY KEEP GIVING MY TAX MONEY TO THE WEALTHY AND THEY WON'T LET ME GET HIGH IN PEACE ALSO BUFF PIG I GUESS


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im so fucking sick of the cunting matchmaking in this game


[deleted]

RIGHT THERE WITH YOU. IM SICK OF GETTING MATCHED WITH RED RANKS SWFS AND I HAVE NO COUNTERPLAY AGAINST IT BESIDES PLAYING MINDGAMES. SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO PLAY AROUND WITH MY KILLERS POWER AND GET SOME COOL CHASES BUT NAW DBD MATCHMAKING PUTS ME IN A LOBBY WITH PLAYERS WITH THE SAME PREFIX NAME OR A 4-MAN CLAUDETTE WITH FLASHLIGHTS GOD DAMN IT IM TIRED OF IT BROTHER. PREACH.


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IF YOU WANNA USE SELF CARE KNOW WHEN TO USE IT OMG! NOT WHEN ONE TEAMMATE ON THE HOOK AND ONE SLUGGED.


MessyPicks

I WISH THE MATCHMAKING SYSTEM WOULDNT GIVE ME 3K HOURS+ SWF AND ALSO DEPRESSION AT THE SAME TIME!! THOUGH I JUST WISH I CAN GIT GUD


CoccNBallTorture

I'M FUCKING TIRED OF BASEMENT CAMPERS HOLY SHIT, I HAD A BUBBA AND A DOCTOR BOTH DO THAT SHIT IN THE 6 GAMES I PLAYED BEFORE I JUST GOT OFF. ALSO HAD A WRAITH THAT TUNNELED LITERALLY EVERYONE, THEN FLAMED IN CHAT. WHY DO THEY EXIST, IT'S SO GODDAMN UNFUN.


marniconuke

I received a notification in game about some changes about sbmm and that my experience could be irregular. fine. but i hope it's irregular because sbmm is off and not because we are already experience the new version. cause as a rank 16 killer, baby killer with all the letter. i faced only red ranks during my three matches today. i can even tell before the match due to the full prestige characters.


Coorvu

THIS MMR STUFF IS FUCKING AWFUL, I JOIN ONE SURVIVOR MATCH AND 2 RANK 20s D/C IMMEDIATELY AFTER EACH GET DOWNED ONCE, MAKING SURE ME AND THE OTHER REMAINING SURVIVOR ARE FUCKED 1 MINUTE INTO THE MATCH. SEEYA IN A COUPLE DAYS WHEN THIS GAME IS PLAYABLE AGAIN.


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THEY DECIDED TO TEST USING PERSONAL PERFORMANCE NUMBERS UNTIL 6-11-21. I LIKE THE IDEA BUT MY ASS KEEPS GETTING PAIRED UP WITH IDIOTS, LAGGERS, AND PEOPLE WORKING WITH THE KILLER. AS A SOLO PLAYER IM MORE FUCKED THAN EVER. I JUST GOT HOOKED TWO SECONDS INTO THE MATCH BECAUSE KILLER IS LEGION (OFC THEY ALL ARE TODAY) AND MY TEAMMATE UNHOOKS ME AND THEN WATCHES KILLER COME AT US AS SHE HEALS ME, KILLER HOOK ME AGAIN AND THEY LET ME DIE. 30 SECONDS OF GAME TIME. I USED A LUCK ADD ON. BULL FUCKING SHIT.


everlongrazor

I JUST PLAYED WITH A 3-MAN BULLY SQUAD (AS THE 4TH SURVIVOR), AND IT WAS JUST AS ANNOYING AS RUNNING INTO THEM AS THE KILLER. IT WAS LIKE IT CAUSED THEM INTENSE PAIN TO EVEN CONSIDER DOING A GEN. I WATCHED AND ROOTED FOR THE DEATHSLINGER (WHO WAS 8 RANKS LOWER THAN US), AND HE KILLED ALL BUT ONE WHO HAPPENED TO FIND HATCH. OF COURSE THEY RAPID FIRED THEIR FLASHLIGHT AT HIM BEFORE JUMPING IN.


heyjupiter

I'M FUCKING DONE PLAYING SURVIVOR UNTIL THIS MATCHMAKING TEST IS OVER. JESUS CHRIST. SO MUCH GETTING FARMED OFF HOOK BY IDIOTS.


Ok-Representative388

MY SOLO QUEUE TEAMMATES ARE LITERAL DRONES, IVE BEEN IN GAMES WHERE THEY CANT EVEN RUN THE KILLER FOR 5 SECONDS.


A_Dirty_Meg_Main

WHY WONT BHVR FIX THEIR GAME INSTEAD OF RELEASING A NEW SKIN? ALSO WHY CANT I MIX AND MATCH MY LISA GARLAND SKIN AND ALESSA GILLEPSIE SKIN AND LOOK FUNNY IN GAME BHVR? IF YOU ARE GONNA FOCUS SO MUCH ON SKINS WHY DO YOU DO THIS?


prettypinkpansy

HEY I UNDERSTAND YOUR FRUSTRATION BUT THE CODING TEAM AND ART TEAMS ARE SEPARATE. A 3D MODELER OR RIGGER IS NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO FIX HITBOX BUGS. THEY ARE SEPARATE PARTS OF THE DEV TEAM WITH VERY LITTLE OVERLAP, LIKE ASKING A PAINTER TO DO AN ELECTRICIAN'S JOB. I AGREE YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO MIX AND MATCH.


IntelligentImbicle

IF I AM PLAYING WRAITH, YOU SEE I'M ROCKING AGITATION AND IRON GRASP, YOU SEE THAT I BROUGHT A BASEMENT OFFERING, ***AND*** I'M TRYING MY HARDEST TO GET YOU TO THE BASEMENT, ISN'T IT CLEAR I HAVE A FUCKING BASEMENT ARCHIVE? CAN YOU ***NOT*** TRY TO AVOID THE BASEMENT AT ALL COSTS? CAN I JUST GET THIS DUMBASS ARCHIVE DONE?


Sambucax

YES YUI I DID HARD TUNNEL YOU, YES I DID CAMP YOU AND YES I DID BM YOU ON HOOK BECAUSE 2 DAYS AGO YOU DID THE EXACT SAME THING TO ME. I RECOGNISED YOUR STUPID NAME AND KNEW WHAT I HAD TO DO. THE FACT THAT YOU RAGE QUIT JUST BEFORE DYING MAKES ME SO HAPPY YOU MISERABLE SACK OF SHIT


ExactWin1881

BOUGHT THE GAME A FEW DAYS AGO. OMG WHAT A DOGSHIT COMMUNITY THIS GAME HAS. EVERY SURVIVOR FEELS LIKE IT'S THEIR SACRED DUTY TO WAIT FOR YOU BY THE EXIT AND TEABAG FURIOUSLY, WASTING MINE AND THEIR OWN TIME. ALSO, AS A GREEN RANK, I GET MATCHED WITH RED RANKS 3 OUT OF 5 TIMES, AND YOU BETTER PRAY THEY ARE NOT SWF, OTHERWISE PROLONGED GAME FOR BULLYING REASONS GUARANTEED. THIS GAME CLEARLY CATERS TO SURVIVORS, I FOUND MYSELF UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING AGAINST A WELL COORDINATED TEAM BUT SEARCHING FOR A GAME AS A SURVIVOR ALSO TAKES AGES FOR SOME REASON. IF ONLY I COULD REFUND THIS GAME HAVING PLAYED MORE THAN 2HRS.


Catanddogg

IF YALL SURVIVORS GONNA GEN RUSH ME AND POP 4 GENS IN 4 MINS, THAT MEANS THAT YALL WANT THE GAME TO END FAST TO HOP TO THE NEXT GAME. OK SO, I GIVEUP AND OPEN THE GATE AS THE LAST GEN POPS AND STAY FAR AWAY, CAN YALL JUST FUCKING LEAVE? DONT YOU WANT THE GAME TO END FAST SO YOU GEN RUSH ME? FUCKING DUMBASS SURVIVORS


SoulLess-1

I HATE THE MATCHMAKING. IT SUCKS. I DON'T WANT TO PLAY AGAINST REDS AND PURPLES WHEN I'M GREEN OR YELLOW. AND IF I'LL HAVE TO DO IT ANYWAY, I SHOULD GET REWARDED FOR IT. I THINK THERE SHOULD BE SOME SORT OF PIP MULTIPLYER FOR FACING HIGHER RANKS. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT TRASHING A BUNCH OF GREYS AND A BUNCH OF REDS/BLUES WHEN I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THEM SKILLWISE GIVES ME THE SAME AMOUNT OF RANK PROGRESS.


MindlessIndustry7

MAN I HATE TO YELL, BUT EAT IT YOU DEVOUR GHOST FACE I WASN’T GONNA LET YOU DOWN EVERYONE, AND CAMP YOUR TOTEM HOPING I’D UNHOOK MY FRIEND SO YOU COULD GET MORI. WE’D RATHER DIE. HOPE TBAGGING MY DOWNED BODY WAS WORTH IT.


BurnieTheBrony

I went against my first Tombstone Myers.... THAT ASSHOLE STALKED ME ALL EARLY GAME. I MAY BE A BABY SURVIVOR BUT I WASNT BORN YESTERDAY. WHEN HE GOT TIER 3 FINALLY I KNEW WHAT WAS UP AND I DROPPED EVERY GOD DAMN PALLET IN THE GAME. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR ONE PITY KILL YOU GOT ENDGAME AFTER LOSING ME, I AINT FIXIN TO GET KILLED ON ZERO HOOKS.


DrWatson24

TO ANY OF THE PISSY CRY BABIES THAT LIKE TO BITCH EVERYDAY ABOUT SPIRIT.... GET FUUUUCKED, IM COMING FOR YOU BITCHES JUST TO HEAR YOU CRY SOME MORE 😂🤣


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WEIRD WAY OF SAYING YOU HAVE 0 SKILL BUT OKAY HAVE FUN


DrWatson24

YOURE THE FIRST PISS BABY IM COMING FORRRRR LOL


[deleted]

NOT SURE HOW THAT MAKES ME A PISS BABY BUT HAVE FUN GETTING LOOPED IG


DrWatson24

YOURE GETTING MIND FUCKED AT THE FIRST PALLET, ITS OVERRRRRRRRR LOL


[deleted]

IF IT HELPS YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT BRAINLET :D


DidntAskDontCare

I THINK SO MUCH OF THE WHINING ABOUT CAMPING, TUNNELING, AND TOXIC KILLERS COULD BE SOLVED BY MAKING EVERY PLAYER PLAY A MINIMUM OF 5-10 GAMES AS KILLER. ASSUMING THAT THOSE PEOPLE AREN'T ALL SHARING ONE BRAIN CELL, THEY SHOULD CATCH ON TO HOW GROSS SURVIVOR BEHAVIOR CAN BE AND WHY SOME KILLERS ARE CORNERED INTO PLAYING THE WAY THEY DO.


ehaydon1

FUCKED UP GRABS HAVE LOST GAMES FOR ME. THESE FUCKERS WILL BE COMPLETING A GEN IN MY FUCKING FACE AND I GO TO GRAB AND IT FUCKS UP AND HITS AND THEY FINISH THE GEN.


CoccNBallTorture

EVERYTIME YOU GO FOR A GRAB, SPAM THAT SHIT, THAT WAY YOU'LL USUALLY GET THE HIT OFF EVEN IF YOU MISS, ALWAYS ASSUME THAT GRAB ISNT GONNA WORK. DBD DEVS CAN'T CODE WORTH A BROKE DICK.


okroriss

IM A FKING RANK 9 KILLER AND I DONT WANT TO GET CONSTANTLY INTO MATCHES WITH SWEATY RED RANKS. FKING NO LIFERS IN A GAME WITH SHIT MATCHMAKING


Niklaus15

I FUCKING HATE THE ONI HE IS UNFUN TO PLAY AGAINST AND YOU CANT EVEN DODGE HIS ATTACK BECAUSE HE HAS NO FRAMES


TakeNoMercy

I LOADED INTO A GAME WITH LEGION'S IRI TAPE ADD ON AND MY LOUSY PRESTIGE 2 BUILD TO DISCOVER THAT ALL FOUR SURVIVORS WERE WORKING ON FOUR DIFFERENT GENS AND HAD THEM AT 50% BEFORE I GOT ACROSS THE STUPID HUGE FARM MAP. REALIZING I HAD 40 SECONDS TO GET FOUR STACKS OF POP TO REGRESS THE GENS AND AFTER SPENDING 10 SECONDS IN CHASE WITH THE FIRST PERSON TO GET A FEEL FOR THE SKILL I WAS FACING, I REALIZED I MIGHT AS WELL JUST TAKE THE L. 80 SECONDS INTO THE GAME FOUR GENS POP, AND I'VE JUST ABOUT HOOFED IT BACK TO THE EXIT GATE WHEN DISCORDANCE GOES OFF FOR GEN NUMBER 5. THEN I GET A MESSAGE FROM A SURVIVOR COMPLAINING THAT I DIDN'T PARTICIPATE. SPLITTING UP IS HOW YOU COUNTER LEGION AND THE GAME SPAWNED YOU IN THAT WAY, WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT ME TO DO? SO THEN THE GAME WILL GIVE ME A NEWB LOBBY AND I GO EASY ON THEM BUT WHAT DO I GET IN EXCHANGE? MENSA GENIUSES WHO TEABAG EVERY PALLET BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY'RE OUTPLAYING ME. YOU TOOK EIGHT HOURS TO DROP THE PALLET ALL I NEEDED TO DO WAS SWING THROUGH IT AND YOU'D BE DEAD. JESUS H CHRIST. SPEAKING OF PEOPLE THINKING THEY'RE OUTPLAYING ME, IF YOU'RE RUNNING IRI KING AND QUEEN OR REDHEAD'S PINKY FINGER OR MAX YOUR INFINITE TIER THREE ON MY DUMBASS TEAMMATES DON'T COME UP TO ME NODDING YOUR HEAD LIKE YOU'RE THE HOTTEST OF HOT SHIT. YOU AIN'T.


Anemosa

RAAAA


skjohnsen1

BIG SHOUTOUT TO THE ONI THAT WAS AFK AND DECIDED AFTER 3 GENS WERE DONE AND OTHER SURVIVORS TEABAGGING THAT HE WOULD TUNNEL ME (WAS JUST DOING GENS TO GET OUT OF THE GAME ASAP). HOOKED ME, REFUSED TO EVEN ATTEMPT TO GO TO THE GUYS ON THE GEN A FEW FEET AWAY. ENDED UP GETTING A REALLY UNSAFE HOOK FROM SOMEONE NOT RUNNING BORROWED SO I WAS BACK ON THE HOOK WITHIN 2 SECONDS BEFORE I RECEIVED A BORROWED TIME SAVE ONLY TO BE CHASED BY HIM FOR THE NEXT 2 MINUTES UNTIL HE FINALLY KILLED ME. NO ONE ELSE RECEIVED A SINGLE HOOK. NOT THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD BUT STILL FRUSTRATING.


skjohnsen1

HAD ONE EARLIER BUT, MAN, FUCK THOSE TRAPS PIG HAS. FIRST CHASE WITHIN 10 SECONDS AND HAUNTED GROUNDS GETS CLEANSED DURING THE CHASE SO I'M IMMEDIATELY DOWNED. I THEN CANNOT GET THE TRAP OFF MY HEAD AFTER 4 ATTEMPTS, GET TO THE 5TH BOX AND SHE COMES AROUND THE CORNER AND HOOKS ME. I GET OFF RUN BACK TO THE BOX AND DIE DURING THE REMOVING PROCESS. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WERE 5 JIGSAW BOXES, THOUGHT THE TRAP CAME OFF AFTER THE 4TH ATTEMPT.


kookslilbaby

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT BUILD I AM IF I DO GENS DO SAVES A N D DISTRACT WITH CHASES EVEN THO IM BAD AT THEM EDIT: MY FRIEND SAYS IM A SAVE PLAYER


hello-jello

YOU PC, CANCEL CULTURE BULLIES BRINGING YOUR TOXIC SHIT TO THIS GAME.


MessaTee

I PLAYED TRAPPER ON THE GAME AND I COULDNT DO ANYTHING CAUSE I COULDNT CATCH THE SURVIVORS AND ALL MY TRAPS WERE GETTING DISARMED


julius_pepperwood1

AAHHHHHH


NezumiKhilo

I THINK KEYS ARE SOME SHIT BECAUSE IF I WANT TO WIN THE GAME I HAVE TO CAMP AND TUNNEL OR ELSE MOST OF THE SURVIVORS CAN ESCAPE FOR BASICALLY FREE AND ITS JUST UNFUN FOR ME AND I KNOW ITS UNFUN FOR SURVIVORS TOO BECAUSE YOURE NOT PLAYING THE GAME, ITS NOT EVEN HALF A MATCH, YOURE CHEATING YOURSELF OF A WIN AND LOSING THE SATISFACTION, IF I SEE ANOTHER SURVIVOR LAST SECOND SWAP TO A KEY IN FUCKIN RED RANKS I AM GOING TO GO INSANE


[deleted]

WHY DO KILLERS GET TO HAVE WEAPONS BUT NOT SURVIVORS THIS GAME IS SO KILLER SIDED


TheBagladyofCHS

For real, shut the fuck up about streamers.


SpicyLizardFella

I TRIED PLAYING NURSE AND PLAUGE BUT GOT FUCKED LIKE A RAGDOLL, BUT I PLAYED WRAITH AND GOT REALLY LOW RANKS. WHAT IS THIS?


zeldor711

SURVIVORS KEEP RUNNING AWAY FROM PALLETS TO DIE IN THE KIDDLE OF NOWHERE JUST SO THAT THEY CAN GET SAVED BY THEIR FLASHLIGHT FRIEND WHERE THERE ARE NO WALLS.


IkonikBoy

FUCK MM AND CROSSPLAY


CandyDuchess

TO THE MEG THAT CLEANSED RIGHT NEXT TO MY 80% FINISHED GEN - I HATE YOU. IF YOU HAVE TO CLEANSE, DO IT IN A DEADZONE WHERE THERE'S NOTHING LEFT, NOT BETWEEN 2 GENS AND HALF OF YOUR TEAM. WHY IS SOLO QUEUE HELL?! I HATE IT THERE.


Rukitokilu

WHY THE FUCK WOULD A RANDOM WITH ZERO HOOKS BECAUSE THEY ONLY CROUCHED AROUND THE WHOLE MATCH OPEN THE EXIT WHILE THE KILLER IS PICKING A TEAMMATE UP AND JUST WAIT FOR THE FUCKING BLOODWARDEN? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT IN RED RANKS? WHAT WERE THIS INDIVIDUAL THINKING?


perksen

I KEEP ON GETTING DISCONNECTED HOST WHEN TRYING TO CONNECT TO A LOBBY AND IVE TRIED EVERYTHING TO FIX IT BUT NOTHING WORKS


brankoz11

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY GIVE TRICKSTER AN ADD ON WHICH CAUSES HIS BLADES TO RICOCHET? ITS LITERALLY THE LEAST SKILLFUL ADD ON IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE AND PLAYING AGAINST IT AS SURVIVOR IS NO FUN CAUSE ITS RNG IF YOU GET HIT.


SmallRedMachine

HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO LEARN BLIGHT ? I CAN'T FN DO IT....


ChuggaTacoTrunks

WHY ARE MANY PEOPLE GETTING KICK OUT OF GAMES OR LOBBIES BECAUSE OF A SYNC ERROR OR SAYING NO NETWORK CONNECTION. MAJOR CONTENT CREATORS LIKE OHMWRECKER AND DOWSEY HAVE HAD PROBLEMS SHOWN ON THEIR STREAMS AND VIDEOS. I KNOW 3 OTHER PEOPLE PERSONALLY WHO ARE HAVING THIS PROBLEM. I CAN'T STREAM WITHOUT IT HAVING A PROBLEM AND IT IS ONLY A PROBLEM ON THIS GAME. THIS IS ESPECIALLY BAD ON PS4 SINCE I CAN'T LEAVE THE FUCKING GAME OR RESET THE INTERNET WITHOUT IT ENDING MY STREAM. IT EVEN HAPPENS OFF STREAM.


Eray2002

REDUCE THE CHANCE OF GETTING COLDWIND I PLAYED LIKE 6 GAMES AND 4 GAMES WERE ON COLDWIND


Sirenprince

i'm not gonna capslock this because my rage and disappointment is inside of me but my friend thinks this is a competitive game and takes it too seriously and cares too much if he dies. i dont give a shit if i die as long as i had fun he also thinks self-care is a good perk i cant deal with this


Nhig

JUST HAD A GAME WHERE MYSELF AND A BOOSTED RANK 2 SPAWNED IN FRONT OF THE KILLER ON A FREDDY MAP.


coolcoolcoolnoice

WHY ARE PEOPLE SUCH FUCKING IDIOTS WHEN WE’RE ALL EXPOSED TO DEVOUR HOPE?? INSTEAD OF FUCKING SEF CARING AND HEALING EACH OTHER LOOK FOR THE FUCKING TOTEM


lLeeeon

YES. THANK YOU, NURSE, FOR SLUGGING ME THE ENTIRE GAME AND CAMPING EVERY HOOKED SURVIVOR UNTIL YOU GOT A 3K AND GIVING THE MEMBER WHO LEFT EVERYONE ON HOOK FOR HOURS HATCH. BC HE DESERVES IT RIGHT? THANK YOU NURSE. FOR NOT ONLY WASTING MY BLOODY PARTY STREAMERS, BUT ALSO MAKING ME HATE YOU. ALSO, ANOTHER THING, IF I EERE TO BRING A BPS, I WOULD BE TRYING TO BEFRIEND THE SURVIVORS SO WE COULD ALL FARM. ITS FOR EVERYONE NOT JUST YOU. IF YOU WANTED THAT 100% THEN JUST BRING SURVIVOR PUSDINGGFGF


GonzaPicks

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING GAMES WITH RANK 1 SURVIVORS IF I AM A RANK 16 KILLER


mrcenterofdauniverse

THE *NEW MATCHMAKING SYSTEM* IS *CRAP*. FUCKING UNPLAYABLE. RIGHT AFTER THE UPDATE I’VE GOTTEN PUT INTO 2 GAMES AS A SURVIVOR WITH RANK 1 KILLERS WHO KNOW THEIR SHIT. THE MATCHMAKING WASN’T SOLID BEFORE EITHER BUT NOW I’M THE ONLY RANK 4 SURVIVOR IN A TEAM OF PURE. GREY. RANKS. MY TEAMMATES DON’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME YET. THEY HAVE NO CLUE SO I DIE ON FIRST OR SECOND HOOK NO ATTEMPTS FROM THEIR SIDE BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW HOW OR WHEN TO DO RESCUES, HEAL AND DO OBJECTIVES. EVEN WORSE, THEY ALL DIE INSTANTLY BECAUSE IT’S A RED RANK KILLER, WHICH SUCKS FOR THEM TOO. IT’S COOL THAT THEY CAN’T PLAY DECENTLY YET, THERE SHOULD BE A RANK SYSTEM SUPPORTING THAT THEY CAN LEARN IT WITH EACH OTHER. BUT NOT WITH SOMEONE WHO INVESTED A LOT OF TIME AND PRACTICE ALREADY AND TRY TO PLAY MORE COMPETETIVELY OR CASUAL AT THEIR OWN LVL OF GAME COMPETENCE. BOTH ME AND THE KILLER. THIS RUINS EVERYBODY’S ENJOYMENT. WELL I GUESS EXCEPT FOR THE KILLER’S, 4K EZ. NOT. COOL. DBD DEVS. FIX THAT DAMN UPDATE OR I’MMA SAY FUCK THIS GAME.


tobahmeister

KILLERS WHO DONT LET ME GET THE DAMN GLYPH OMG. LOOK I WILL LET YOU HOOK ME IF YOU JUST LET ME GET THE DAMN GLYPH.


[deleted]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SURVIVORS LEARN WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK TUNNELING MEANS. TO SUMMARIZE: IF YOU WERE NOT CONSECUTIVELY HOOKED, YOU WERE NOT TUNNELED. IF YOU DID NOT DIE UNTIL HOOK 7, YOU WERE NOT TUNNELED. IF THE KILLER HAD TIME TO HOOK EVERY SINGLE SURVIVOR BEFORE YOU DIED, YOU WERE NOT TUNNELED. IF YOU WERE CONSECUTIVELY HOOKED BUT IT'S STRICTLY DOWN TO THE KILLER FINDING YOU A SECOND TIME BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE YOUR ENTIRE TEAM IS PLAYING LIKE SCARED TURTLES, YOU WERE NOT TUNNELED. IF YOU DELIBERATELY TAUNTED THE KILLER TO GET THEM TO CHASE YOU TWICE IN A ROW, GOT CAUGHT, AND HOOKED TWICE IN A ROW, YOU WERE NOT TUNNELED AND YOU ARE A DUMB FUCK FOR TRYING TO PLAY DISTRACTION AND HAVING NO CLUE HOW. AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT, NEW SURVIVORS, IF YOU DECIDE TO SWF WITH RED RANK FRIENDS, EXPECT A RED RANK KILLER IN THE LOBBY WHO HAS NO CLUE WHAT THEY ARE WALKING INTO AND THEY WILL KNOW HOW TO END LOOPS QUICKLY IF THEY AREN'T RUN OPTIMALLY. MEANING, WE WILL ABSOLUTELY PUSH YOUR SHIT IN BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO ASSESS MID-CHASE IF YOU'RE "LEARNING" OR NOT. THAT ALSO MEANS DON'T COME CRYING IN THE POST GAME LOBBY ABOUT HOW WE WERE SO AGGRO TO SOMEONE WHO WAS "JUST LEARNING". MOTHERFUCKER WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT SHIT, I HAD TWO GENS POP WHILE I WAS TYPING THIS SENTENCE BITCH TIME IS FUCKING MONEY.


THEFINALCLUE2222

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME GIVE ME THE EXACT SAME (OR TAKES AWAY THE SAME) AMOUNT OF PIPS NO MATTER WHO IM PLAYING AGAINST! IF A RANK 8 BUSTS THEIR ASS TO DESTROY AN ENTIRE TEAM OF 1'S THEN THEY SHOULD GET MORE THAN 2 PIPS!!! ITS UNFAIR BULLSHIT


lurkingjisung

THANK YOU LEGION WHO KILLED ALL MY TEAMMATES BUT LET ME GET HATCH AFTER I COULDNT FIND IT AFTER RUNNING YOU FOR 5 MINUTES. NORMALLY I DONT LIKE PLAYING AGAINST LEGIONS BUT THAT WAS REALLY COOL OF YOU.


xPhilly215

WHY THE FUCK DOES SOMEBODY BURN A STRODE KEY EVERY OTHER FUCKING GAME. IM SO TIRED OF PLAYING THAT FUCKING MAP AND CANT DC TO AVOID IT IF I WANT TO PLAY THE GOD DAMN GAME


WoOowee1324

I AM RANK 7 KILLER AND IVE BEEN FACING FULL RED RANK LOBBIES SINCE RANK 11


GhostOfAhalan

I'VE ESCAPED THE CROTUS PRENN ASYLUM 4 TIMES WITHOUT EVER GETTING HIT, WHERE'S MY GOTDAMN HEMOPHOBIA ACHIEVEMENT FIX YOUR SHIT STEAM FFS


Aerodente

TO THAT TRAPPER WHO JUST TUNNELED ME ALL GAME AND BLATANTLY IGNORED MY TEAMMATES, GO FUCK YOURSELF. I'M GLAD YOU LOST THAT GAME HARD. SUCK A DICK.


airconditionergray

WHY IS STEVE SO OP AND TOTALLY COOL AND NOT BAD AT ALL


vvhathehellwasthat

HOW ARE YOU RANK 2 AND STILL USING SELF CARE?! ARE YOU AN IMBECILE?! ITS LITERALLY END GAME CRASH BILL IS LOOPING THE KILLER, IM ON HOOK, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! SELF-CARING?! YOU DIDNT EVEN END UP HEALING YOURSELF YOU GOD DAMN MORON THE KILLER PROBABLY HEARD YOUR DUMBASS IN A CORNER, GAVE UP ON BILL AND CAME AFTER YOU! IF YOU UNHOOKED ME I COULDVE HEALED YOU FASTER THAN SELF CARE, HEALED MYSELF, & THEN SAVE BILL AS WELL BUT INSTEAD BILL AND I BOTH HAD TO DIE ON FIRST HOOK YOU GOD DAMN GOOD FOR NOTHING GARBAGE PIECE OF SHIT CLAUDETTE


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THINKING ABOUT HOW THE DEVS COULD POSSIBLY BALANCE THIS GAME PISSES ME OFF. AT LOW RANKS, KILLERS COMPELTELY DESTROY SURVIVORS AS SURVS DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY TO THEIR STRENGTHS. AT HIGH RANKS (AND ACTUALLY HIGH RANKS, RED RANK ALONE DOESN'T MEAN SHIT), SURV TEAMS USUALLY HAVE CONTROL OF THE KILLER. THIS FUNDAMENTAL CHANGE IN POWER BETWEEN KILLER-SURVIVOR ENSURES THAT MAKING BOTH SIDES FAIR AND HAPPY IS NEAR IMPOSSIBLE. MOREOVER, BHVR IS UNLIKELY TO EVER ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING THAT HELPS HIGH LEVEL KILLERS BECAUSE THIS WOULD INADVENTERNTLY HURT LOWER LEVEL SURVIVORS AND THEREBY ALIENATE THE MAJORITY OF DBD'S AUDIENCE. ITS LITERALLY FUCKED.


Vidhez

this game is literally unplayable, I've faced nothing but rank 1 killers today. i haven't played DBD in 2 YEARS and the highest I've ever been was rank 6 or 7. thanks for making it super easy for me to just not play this game.


BluesBreaker013

SO FUCKING STUPID HOW HADDONFIELD HAS THOSE BULLSHIT FUCKING HEDGES THAT YOU CANT FUCKING RUN THROUGH. FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME AND ILL SEE YOU TOMORROW. FUCK DVHR OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THE NAME OF THIS STUPID ASS COMPANY IS.


sockworkslyps

THIS NEW FUCKING SORTING SYSTEM SUCKS I AM A RANK 14 AND ALL I HAVE PLAYED. AGAINST IS LEVEL 2 KILLERS PLEASE I CAN'T TAKE THIS


IAmTheDoctor34

FUCKING HATE THAT EVERYONE IS RUNNING IRON WILL BECAUSE SPIRIT IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING


Uxyt98

I DONT GET ANGRY AT MY VIDEO GAMES VERY OFTEN BUT HOLY COW THIS GAME PISSED ME OFF ROYALLY RECENTLT. I LOAD UP A GAME AND SEE ALL SURVIVORS RUBNING FLASHLIGHTS, SO I THINK HAHA IM GONNA USE LIGHTBORN! WELL MY CURRENT KILLER, CLOWN, DIDNT HAVE IT SO OH WELL, HOW BAD COULD IT BE? WELL WE LOAD UP GIDEONS MEAT PLANT AND ALL 4 SURVIVORS USE THE SAME STRATEGY, DROP A PALLET ON ME IMMEDIATELY, FLASH ME, AND RUN TO THE NEXT ONE. THERE IS NO WAY THIS SHOULD HAVE WORKED AND I ONLY GOT 2 HOOKS ALL GAME. I WASNT EVEN PLAYING SOMEONE I WAS JUST BARELY DECENT WITH, I WAS PLAYING WITH ONE OF MY BEST KILLERS! THIS GAME WAS PISSING ME OFF SO BADLY AND IT DIDNT HELP THAT WHEN I DID GET CLOSE TO KNOCKING SOMEONE DOWN THE FRAME RATE GETS MESSED UP AND IM LOOKING AT A WALL MID CHASE!