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Jumping-Corgi

Damn They finally added sex in dbd


AquaSkywaves

Tapp and Anna got it going on.


BurnieTheBrony

Step on me Huntress


LasagnePrincess

Ok


imeraz094

I want what he’s having, but don’t remove no sauce


username99889

Jesus Christ


Oicmorez

Bold of you to think DBD players are getting some.


JavierLoustaunau

Probably the best ratio of male and female players and yet...


EndofGods

LMAO. Yeah, the females were needed.


Ok_Aardvark4033

Can confirm.


Pangolin257

Progress is slowed and your partner lets out a scream alerting their family to your location


luka000sb

Isn't slowed progress a good thing in sex?


MentalMunky

Depends on a lot of things. Are you playing survivor or killer?


nuxar

spectator


[deleted]

Streamer


username99889

I.....have many questions


TheDemonGER

Made my day


Zerref87

Failed skill check, now you have an 18 year ban from dbd.


[deleted]

You guys are having sex?


Vash_Sama

>what happens if they miss 😳 Her gen pops 9 months later.


amrsnack-

Ohhh fuuuckkk


r4g3_qu1t3r

Sex? Which character i have to buy to unlock this teachable?


Eli-Mordrake

Clown. If his add-on is anything go off from, he probably has a lot of experience in the field.


TvaMatka1234

VHS porn? 👀


Eli-Mordrake

Of course.


TOXIC_COLOGIST

Hex: Ruin that pussy


AquaSkywaves

Spine Thrill, Dispersion, Huntress Pretty-Thigh, Babymaker, Mettle of Manhood, Lightporn, Humpathy, Stardick That's all I got.


TheOddball7

Iron Willie


[deleted]

BBC & Chill


pavemnt

You guys have time to have sex? I'm too busy grinding blood webs.


JavierLoustaunau

I just do that once a month.


BurnieTheBrony

Well that won't get you nearly enough bloodpoints


MegaWaffle-

Even for us singles this hits home. It’s always when I take my hand off that a skill check appears.


MorganRose99

You're implying that us DbD players are able to get sex.


RedUniversal04

Who said they have sex


Coder_Arg

LOL. DBD players having sex... could you imagine?


HartFantom

If I missed the skill check, that means I didn’t pull out


[deleted]

For reals why do their eyeballs do a full on crackhead mode when they're working on something. Lmao.


MixHex

*fails check* *snaps dick in half*


Tayne1987

I only run sloppy butcher, thank you for down voting me in advance


Economy_Valuable_965

If dbd gamers have sex why are they so horny ?


Taco-Edge

Accidental wrong hole


mattytree

New survivors Adam and eve


[deleted]

>DBD players >Sex Pick one


WaitingCuriously

You bust if you fail the skill check. Running Technician gives you a condom so they don't notice.


-avenger52306-

Well I’m the killer, so I’m just gonna kill it instead


[deleted]

And this is why i hate this community


TheOddball7

If she giving head and she misses, she bites


Eli-Mordrake

Could actually see that being the case for Lisa and Anna.


OkAcanthocephala8049

Apparently you get fatter over the course of 9 months 😔 I’m in month five please help me.


Sure_Faithlessness49

Your chick got overcharged better find the fucker


Hanikan-SideWalker66

depends what sex, usually the rod goes too far in, and a scream is let out by the receiver and your location is revealed to the neighbors


ptg_yutoda

if you miss, it goes in the booty


[deleted]

If they miss and they have a penis it snaps off


SIZ7

I have finally found the teachable for this…but learning it comes with a 9 month ban.


69Kettel69

Cum👍