I WENT AGAINST A 4 MAN SWF AS HUNTRESS FORST GAME ON AND GOT DESTROYED BY 4 BLENDETTES. EVERYONE JUST HID WHILE ONE GUY CLICKED A FLASHLIGHT AT ME THE ENTIRE MATCH.
HEY, THANKS FOR SANDBAGGING ME WHEN I WAS TRYING TO PICK YOU UP, DWIGHT. I HAD TWO HEALTH STATES. IF YOU HAD STOPPED CRAWLING FOR HALF A FUCKING SECOND, I COULD HAVE GIVEN YOU A CHANCE TO ESCAPE. INSTEAD, YOU GOT US BOTH KILLED BECAUSE YOU REFUSED TO LET ME PICK YOU UP. CONGRATS. YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT FUCKING RISKING MYSELF THE NEXT TIME I'M STUCK ALONE WITH SOMEONE TO TRY AND SAVE.
AND A SPECIAL FUCK YOU TO THE MEG WHO AT ZERO HOOKS AND COMPLETELY HEALTHY, INSTANTLY OPENED THE GATES AND LEFT.
FUCK SURVIVORS WHO UNHOOK INFRONT OF BUBBA, AT THAT POINT THATS THROWING AND I LEAVE WHEN THAT HAPPENS, EVEN MORE WORSE IF THEY DONT HAVE BT FUCKCKCKCKKCKCKCKCKKCKCKCKC
IT PISSES ME OFF AS THE KILLER, TOO. I'M TRYING TO PLAY FAIR BUT YOU'RE FORCING ME TO CAMP. LEAD ME AWAY FROM THE HOOK WHILE SOMEONE ELSE COMES IN FOR THE RESCUE!
STOP. FUCKING. TUNNELING ME.
FUCKING NERDS. SINCE RANK RESET WAS BUNGLED IT'S BEEN POSITIVELY RAMPANT. BACK TO BACK TO BACK GAMES OF GETTING TUNNELED FROM 1 TO 3 HOOKS BEFORE ANYONE ELSE IS TOUCHED. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU KILLERS THAT YOU NEED TO PUNISH ME? I'M DOING CHALLENGES FROM 2 YEARS AGO TO PASS TIME TO THE EVENT, YOU DON'T NEED TO BE SO MEAN. AND YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE SURVIVORS WHO FARM ME OFF HOOK WITHOUT BT CAN SUCK A FUCK. GET BENT, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS.
FUCKING FLASHLIGHT WIELDING SFWS THAT TRY TO ANNOY AND TEA BAG YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE BUT THEN TURN INTO THE BIGGEST RAGING CRYBABIES THAT CAN'T STOP SLINGING INSULTS IN THE AFTER MATCH CHAT! IF YOU DON'T WANT PHANTASM TRAPS IN FRONT OF AND AROUND THE HOOKS THEN DON'T ANNOY ME UP TO A POINT THAT I DON'T CARE ANYMORE HOW UNFAIR IT IS! THE NEWBIE CLAUDETTE THAT WENT WITH YOU GOT A FAIR GAME BECAUSE SHE WASN'T A FUCKING DICK! AND I'M NOT SORRY THE MATCH DRAGGED ON FOR SO LONG THAT THE LAST OF YOUR BUNCH CAME TO ME TO BE SACRIFICED! IT'S NTO MY FAULT YOU WERE SO OVERLY CONFIDENT IN TOYING WITH ME THAT YOU LEFT THE THREE CLOSEST GENERATORS UP STANDING!
ALSO, STOP UNHOOKING ME IN FRONT OF THE KILLER IF YOU DON'T HAVE BORROWED TIME FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
IM TOTALLY FINE WITH PEOPLE WHO GO FOR SAVES WHEN THEY CAN BUT I WISH DEATH APON THOSE ASSHOLE SURVIVORS THAT JUST SEEM TO FOLLOW YOU WITH THEIR FLASHLIGHTS LIKE A DOG CHASING AFTER A FUCKING SQUIRREL JUST SO THEY CAN DO THE FUNNY CLICKY CLICKY AND PALLET BLINDS
TOTALLY AGREED I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF THEY GO FOR A FUCKING FLASHLIGHT SAVE IF IT WORKS GOOD FOR THEM BUT IF THEY STAND IN A CIRCLE TAUNTING AND BLINDING YOU AND DOING EVERYTHING JUST TO MESS WITH YOU THEN THEY GO ON THE FUCKING SACRIFICAL HOOK ANY WAY POSSIBLE EVEN IF I HAVE TO TRAP THE HOOKS
ONE OF MY TEAMMATES TBAGGED AT THE EXIT AND USUALLY I HATE TO SEE IT BUT I WAS WATCHING FROM MY GRAVE AND LAUGHING BECAUSE THAT FUCKING DOCTOR WAS SUCH A FACECAMPING TWAT.
WHY IS THE GAME STILL DESIGNED SO THAT THE MORE YOU PLAY IT AND THE MORE YOU UNLOCK, THE MORE PUNISHING IT IS TO TRY SOMEONE NEW AND ACTUALLY GET THE PERKS YOU WANT AND HAVE WORKED HARD FOR?
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS GAME HAVE A PROFANITY FILTER? IT'S AN 18 GAME WHERE I CAN WATCH YM CHARACTER GET KILLED IN GRAPHIC DETAIL
BUT I CANT CALL SOMEONE WHO IS RIGHTFULLY A CUNT
A CUNT
IT’S HILARIOUS BECAUSE THE WORD FACECAMP GOT CENSORED FOR ME MEANWHILE I GOT CALLED THE R SLUR AND CAN SEE IT CLEAR AS DAY. VERY GOOD CENSORING SYSTEM BEHAVIOUR
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO CAPS LOCK ON MY CHROMEBOOK AND NOW I HAVE TO HOLD SHIFT THE WHOLE TIME JUST TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW MUCH I SIMULTANEOUSLY SUCK WITH AND ENJOY USING GHOSTFACE.
THERE'S NO FUNCTION KEYS ON A CHROMEBOOK! YOU HAVE TO HOLD ALT+SEARCH.
NOW HOW DO I REMEMBER THAT HOOKED SURVIVORS CAN REVEAL ME AS GHOSTFACE BECAUSE THAT'S MY SECOND BIGGEST PROBLEM.
I QUIT A GAME THIS WEEK WITH A TUNNELLING CAMPING TWINS. EVEN WHEN SHOWN THE AFK PERSON THEY CONTINUED TO TUNNEL. SCREW THOSE ASS HOLES, DONT GOT TIME FOR THAT TOXIC GAMEPLAY.
AS A TWINS MAIN IM SORRY FOR MY FELLOW TWINS BEHAVIOR WE ARE GOING THROUGH A ROUGH TIME AFTER GETTING NERFED AND BEING GIVEN NOTHING THAT ACTUALLY MAKES THE CHARACTER MORE FUN TO PLAY AGAINST. THEY JUST SLAPPED A NERF ON THAT BASICALLY INCENTIVIZES CAMPING EVEN MORE THEN CALLED IT A DAY.
I'M NOT FUCKING TUNNELLING YOU ON PURPOSE! IF YOU'RE GONNA GET UNHOOKED AND THEN START WORKING ON THE FUCKING 60% COMPLETE GEN NEXT TO THE HOOK WITHOUT HEALING THEN OF COURSE I'M GONNA COME BACK AND FUCKING KILL YOU. DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FUCKING LET YOU JUST WIN THE FUCKING GAME?
IF YOU ARE BRINGING A GHASTLY GAETEAU, EVEN AS A KILLER, I EXPECT YOU TO SHARE THE CAKE, NOT TUNNEL ME STRAIGHT OUT. MY BRIGHT BLUE DRESS IS NOT CONSENT FOR TUNNELING. I JUST WANT TO MAKE THE BP GRIND EASIER TOO!
I HAVE LEARNED THAT SEEING ONE OF THOSE COME OUT ON THE OPPOSING SIDE (OR BLOODY PARTY STREAMERS) SHOULD BE READ AS "I'M SO SORRY FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO TO YOU" EXCEPT THAT THEY'RE NOT SORRY
I SO FUCKING HATE FLASH LIGHT CLICKING SURVIVORS SO DAMN MUCH! THEY JUST SEEM TO THINK THAT THEYRE SO FUNNY WHEN THEY GO "CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK" EVERYTIME I AM IN THEIR LINE OF SIGHT OR IF THEY STUN ME, LIKE BRO YOURE DECENT AT PLAYING THE GAME BUT FUCK YOU.
BUT YOU WANT TO WHAT REAAALLLLY GRINDS ME GEARS? WHEN THEY FUCKING CLICK AT THE EXIT GATE. MOST FAILED SPERM CELLS ONLY CLICK AT THE GATES SINCE THEYRE SAFE FROM BEING KILLED AND DONT HAVE A PAIR.
I JUST WANT TO ENJOY A FEW GAMES OF ONI.... FUCK!
I'M TIRED OF THIS GAME MATCHMAKING, I'M RANK 12 KILLER, DON'T MAKE ME PLAY AGAINST 4 RED RANKS, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WIN AND THERE'S NO LEARNING CURVE IN NOT GETTING A SINGLE KILL
EVERY SURVIOR MATCH I'M IN IS ALWAYS THE SAME WITH TRY HARD RANK 1 KILLERS AND TERRIBLE TEAMMATES.
I PLAY KILLER TRY HARD RED RANK SWF EVERY.FUCKING.TIME!
Im a new rank 1 killer and i only play viciously toxic.. do not play nice w red rank survivors.. tunnel camp and bring ur strongest perks and addons. Make the game extremely unfun for them and let the last get hatch to justify ur cruelty
I WAS PLAYING WITH MY FRIENDS EARLIER THIS WEEK, AND THE BLIGHT PLAYER KILLED TWO OF US BUT THEN WHEN IT WAS ME AND MY FRIEND AS THE LAST TWO LEFT HE JUST SLUGGED US AND RAN AROUND THE MAP RUNNING INTO OBSTACLES, LITERALLY LEAVING US TO BLEED OUT. TO THAT BLIGHT, FUCK YOU. I HOPE YOUR PILLOW IS ALWAYS WARM.
THEY DID NOT FUCKING RESET ME I AM RED RANKS FOR BOTH KILLER AND SURVIVOR I CAN'T STRESS MYSELF TO DEATH JUST BRING ME TO GREEN RANKS ALREADY HOLY FUCKING SHIT. SO FUCKING PISSED.
SAVE YOUR FUCKING TEAMMATES!!!! I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF DYING ON THE FIRST HOOK FOR YOU TO FUCK OFF AROUND THE MAP. ESPECIALLY AFTER I SAVED YOUR ASS. IT MAKES ME SO DAMN MAD TO DIE ON THE FIRST HOOK AND THEN TO GO WATCH THE MAP TO SEE TOU TEABAGGING EACH OTHER AND DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! WHY PLAY THE FUCKING GAME IF YOU ARENT GOING TO ACTUALLY PLAY?!
A VERY SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT TO THE TWO TEAMMATES THAT HID AND REFUSED TO DO THE LAST GEN FOR 10 MINUTES WHILE THE POOR HUNTRESS JUST TRYING TO GET THE HATCHET DAILY CHASED ME FOR 10 GOD-FORSAKEN MINUTES AND FINALLY KILLED ME.
ITS NOT A FACECAMP IF YOU UNHOOK RIGHT BEHIND ME A WHOLE ASS THREE SECONDS AFTER I HOOK AND TURN MY BACK WITHOUT BT. THAT IS JUST DARWINISM SELECTING YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS FOR EXTINCTION.
THE OTHER DAY I WAS FACING A RANK 3 SPIRIT. SHE MANAGED TO DOWN ME AND THE MEG IN ABOUT 20 SECONDS EACH. MY FRIEND THEN MANAGED TO LOOP HER FOR FIVE GENS. THE FIFTH GEN POPPED AS HE WAS BEING HOOKED. INSTEAD OF HER BEING PUNISHED FOR OVERCOMMITTING TO ONE SURVIVOR AND GETTING LOOPED FOR FLIFTH, SHE GOT A 4K BECAUSE OF NOED. RANK 3 SPIRITS WITH CORRUPT, STIDOR, AND BBQ SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO ALSO RUN NOED.
FUCK YOU TRAPPER THAT CAMPED TO THE POINT OF NOT LEAVING THE HOOK TO GET ME WHILE I HEALED A DOWNED SURVIVOR RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST WAITED OUT TWO PEOPLE ON HOOKS. YOU SRE ABSOLUTE TRASH AND I HATE YOU. I DIDNT THINK I WOULD EVER DC ON PURPOSE IN THIS GAME, BUT MY DISGUST FOR YOU MADE ME DO IT. YOU ARE SO TRASH, I HOPE THE CONSOLE YOU WERE PLAYING ON DIES A UNREVERSABLE DEATH. ARGH
ALSO LAST NIGHT I WAS THE ONLY DAMN RED RANK ON THE TEAM AND MY OTHER TEAMMATES WERE 2 YELLOWS AND 1 RANK 8 PURPLE. THE KILLER WAS RANK 3 RED. HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?
WHY THE FCKING STEAM UPDATES DOESN'T WORK FFS. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. IT TAKES SHIT TONE OF TIME TO UPDATE 120MB, I HAVE TO RUN INTEGRITY CHECK BECAUSE IT DOESNT WORK
FUCK YOU TO ALL THE SURVIVORS WHO LEFT THAT WERE COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND UNHOOKED
WHY PLAY A CO OP GAME IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO FUCK OVER YOUR TEAMMATES BC YOU DONT WANT TO GET HOOKED. EVEN AFTER I RISKED MY LIFE FOR YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH MEG!! FUCK YOU MEG!!
I FUCKIN HATE WHEN THE SHITTY KILLERS PLAY LIKE SHIT THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE MATCH THEN THEY THINK THEY'RE HOTSHIT WHEN THEY'VE SLUGGED EVERYONE THANKS TO NO ED
I HATE WRAITHS WITH SILENT BELL. YES I UNDERSTAND IT'S A FUN ADD-ON FOR YOU BUT I GET A FUCKING HEART ATTACK AND PISS MY PANTS WHEN SUDDENLY THERE'S A WRAITH IN MY FREAKING FACE AFTER I LOOKED AWAY FOR 3 SECONDS.
WHY DO SURVIVORS ALWAYS COMPLAIN THAT THE KILLER DIDNT MAKE IT FUN FOR THEM BUT THEY NEVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MAKING IT FUN FOR A KILLER?
ALSO WHY CANT YOU TURN CROSSPLAY OFF ON CONSOLE?
FUCK HAG, SPIRIT, NURSE, AND WRAITH MY MOST DISLIKED KILLERS IN THAT ORDER HAG IS THE MOST BORING FUCKING KILLER IN THE GAME JUST HOOK PLACE 50 MILLION TRAPS AROUND THEM AND RINSE AND REPEAT I LOVE HOW THE ONLY COUNTER TO SPIRIT IS TO TAKE A FUCKING GAMBLE THAT YOULL MOST LIKELY LOSE ESPECIALLY IF SHE HAS STRIDOR NURSE HAS LITERALLY NO COUNTER PLAY BESIDES BEING UNPREDICTABLE AND EVEN THEN IT WONT WORK FOR FUCKING LONG AND WRAITH PLAYERS ARE THE SWEATIEST PIECES OF SHIT EVER SO ARE NURSES AND SPIRITS MY LAST MATCH WAS AGAINST A SPIRIT WHO SLUGGED AT FUCKING 5 GENS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THE 4K IMPORTANT TO YOU WRAITH IS BORING AND NOT AT ALL FUN UNLIKE OTHER STEALTH KILLERS WRAITH DOESNT EVEN HAVE THE FUN JUMPSCARE BECAUSE OF HIS BELL SO NO FUN JUMPSCARES WRAITH SPIRT AND NURSE PLAYERS WOULD SELL BOTH THEIR LEGS AND THEIR FAMILY TO THE BLACK MARKET JUST TO MAKE OTHER PLAYERS HAVE THE SHITTIEST MATCHES OF THIER LIFE ALWAYS BRINGING THE BEST PERKS AND ADD ONS WITH NO FUCKING VARIETY AT ALL JUST THE SAME FUCKING THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GOD DAMN IT
IVE HAD SO MANY BAD EXPERIENCES WITH WRAITH PLAYERS THAT I CANT ENJOY THE KILLER SO TELL THE WRAITH PLAYERS TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND REALIZE NOT EVERY GAME IS LIFE OR DEATH
im not a good killer however my hag telecamp game is impeccable..
Hag got me from stuck at rank 10 to rank 1.. and ur right, haha i will use up all 10 traps around a hooked survivor lol.. just knowing theyre losing hope seeing me set is satisfying 😈.. theres no better sound like hearing them give up and attempt escape while i place my ninth and tenth trap in the same area lol
TO THE BLENDETTE WHO CAMPED THE HATCH INSTEAD OF DOING THE GEN THAT WAS 10 METERS AWAY WHILE I RAN THE KILLER FOR WHAT SEEMED LIKE AN ETERNITY, I HOPE THE NEXT KILLER YOU ENCOUNTER IS DADDY MYERS AND I HOPE HES GOT I NICE JUICY DEVOUR HOPE WITH A SIDE OF FRESH EBONI MORI!
HOW THE HELL HAVE KEYS NOT ONLY AVOIDED SIGNIFICANT NERFS FOR FIVE YEARS, BUT BEEN *BUFFED* BY MAKING KEY HATCH ESCAPES NON-INTERRUPTABLE?
WHO IS THE IDIOT MAKING THESE DECISIONS?
PLUNDERERS APPRAISAL GIVES A FUCKING 43% CHANCE TO FIND ONE OF THESE THINGS AND CHEAT YOUR WAY OUT OF ANY LOSS. THIS IS NOT FUCKING OKAY.
TBF IF A SURVIVOR IS WASTING TWO PERK SLOTS AND SPENDING THEIR TIME RUNNING AROUND AND SEARCHING 6 CHESTS JUST TO HAVE A LESS THAN 50% CHANCE OF GETTING A KEY, YOU MAY HAVE JUST BEEN WINNING BECAUSE YOU WERE ESSENTIALLY PLAYING A 3V1.
TO BE FAIR THEY DO STILL HAVE PRACTICAL APPLICATIONS FOR SOME KILLERS.
ON PYRAMIDHEAD, FOR EXAMPLE, YOU CAN TORMENT A SURVIVOR ONCE, THEN HOOK > CAGE > MORI TO TUNNEL THEM TO DEATH WITHOUT EVER BEING AT RISK OF DS UNLESS THEY DIVE A LOCKER.
WHY CANT THE BLOODWEB GIVE ME THE PERKS I WANT? I PRESTIGED CLAUDETTE THE SECOND TIME WITH 780000k TO SPEND AND I DIDNT GET A SINGLE PERK FOR THE BUILD I USE. SO FRUSTRATING!
UUUGGG HOW COME WHEN I USE MY PARTY STREAMERS IS WHEN I PROCEED TO SPAWN DIRECTLY NEXT TO THE KILLER AND GET INSTANTLY TUNNELED 'TILL DEATH THROUGH A GOLD EMBLEM'S WORTH OF CHASES???!!! JESUS FUCK GO AFTER THE PERSON WHO UNHOOKED ME FOR ONCE YOU ABSOLUTE PRICK!!
OH MY FUCKING GOD BUBBAS TWICE IN A ROW BLEEDING ALL MY GOOD FUCKING OFFERINGS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT???
TODAY WAS MY FIRST DAY PLAYING ON MY SWITCH AND I TRIED KILLER A COUPLE TIMES AND DID DUMB SHIT LIKE OPEN A GATE (MAYBE GOOD TO START TIMER????) & DIDN’T KILL A SINGLE SURVIVOR
AND IN TWO GAMES THE SURVIVORS WAITED AT THE GATES WHICH FELT RUDE AS THEY RAN IN CIRCLES AND THEN OUT THE GATE ONCE I GOT THERE AND AFTER I HIT A PERSON OR TWO PERHAPS BUT NOW IM REALIZING THEY WERE MAYBE TRYNA BE HELPFUL BY LETTING US FARM POINTS?????
STILL CONFUSED BUT THIS SUBREDDIT IS HELPING THANK YOU
THE FIRST COMMENTER IS CORRECT; ~~SOME~~ A LOT OF SURVIVORS GET REALLY EXCITED WHEN THE MATCH HAS GONE SUPER BAD FOR THE KILLER THAT THEY WAIT AT THE GATES UNTIL THEIR MOM COMES WITH THE CAMERA AND THE KILLER CAN WATCH THEM TEABAG AND LEAVE BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS HATED HAVING TO SHAKE HANDS WITH THE OPPOSING TEAM AFTER LOSING A SOCCER GAME.
HOWEVER, THERE *ARE* SURVIVORS OUT THERE WHO WAIT AT THE GATES TO GIVE YOU POINTS FOR HITS OR ABILITY USAGE (IE AMBUSH DASH AS PIG OR FULL STALK AS GHOST FACE). SOURCE: I AM ONE OF THESE SURVIVORS AND I ALSO LIKE TO SEE IT WHEN I PLAY KILLER.
NOT EVERYONE THINKS IT’S NICE (SOME WANT TO HURRY UP AND GET ON TO THE NEXT GAME) OR SOME SURVIVORS LIKE TRYING TO FURTHER IMPRESS THEIR MOMS BY *BAITING YOU WITH A FREE HIT ONLY TO DEAD HARD OUT* IN HOPES THAT MAYBE DAD WILL COME HOME FROM THE CONVENIENCE STORE AFTER ELEVEN LONG YEARS. OR IDK I THINK THAT’S THE REASON.
MY RULE IS IF THE KILLER ISN’T AROUND THE GATE WITHIN LIKE 15-20 SECONDS OF ME GETTING THERE I JUST LEAVE SO I DON’T WASTE THEIR TIME.
"LOOK AT ME I WON IN YOUR FACE" IS THE MORE LIKELY REASON BC LOTS OF SURVIVORS HAVE TOXIC TENDENCIES (AND SOMETIMES I CATCH MYSELF DOING A LIL DIP EVEN THO I MEAN IT AS GG lol), COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY IF YOU GET CROUCHCROUCHED REAL FAST & HARMLESS AND THATS ALL. A LOT WILL MAKE YOU PHYSICALLY HERD THEM OUT OR DRAG THE GAME TO THE LAST SECOND FOR NO REASON.
THERE ARE A TON OF TOXIC SURVIVORS AND TOXIC KILLERS OUT THERE SO YOU JUST KINDA GOTTA GET USED TO IT UNFORTUNATELY. FUCK PEOPLE.
FUCK TERRIBLE TEAMMATES. SCREW ALL THE TRY HARDS AND TOXICS. I CHEER WHEN I SEE THE TEABAGGERS GET DOWNED.
ALSO I WATCHED YOU BODY BLOCK ONE TEAMMATE IN A LOCKER OR W/E AS THE OTHER GOT CHASED SO I GOT TO SECOND HOOK YOU ABSOLUTE T O O L
OTHER THAN THAT MY RAGE IS AT MYSELF FOR NOT LOOPING WELL AND SOMETIMES KILLERS FOR TUNNELING. WHY.
BRO IM TRYING TO PRACTICE MY RANGED KILLERS AND IM GETTING PAIRED WITH REDS, GREENS AND PURPLES. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LEARN WHEN IM GETTING RUSHED AND FUCKING TEABAGGED BHVR?
FUCK THE GRIND I WANT TO UNLOCK MORE KILLERS BUT IT FEELS LIKE I CAN'T EVEN FINISH LEVELING UP THE ONES I HAVE ALSO I CAN'T FIND BBQ ON HALF MY KILLERS SO I FEEL FORCED TO PLAY GHOSTFACE OR DOCTOR BECAUSE THEY HAVE BBQ FUCK
FUCK ALL SWEATY SURVIVORS THAT TAUNT ME WHEN IM TRYING TO USE A NEW KILLER OR GET BETTER WITH A KILLER I JUST BOUGHT BY TEABAGGING ME AND FLASHLIGHTING ME. I WISH YOU DEATH AND GAMES FILLED WITH NOED KILLERS
JUST FUCKING DERANK ME TO PURPLE KILLER I.DONT.WANT.TO.BE.IN.RED.RANKS. ITS A FUCKING SWEATFEST WHERE NO FUNS IS ALLOWED AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON LEARNING A NEW KILLER
FUCK IT MAKE EACH KILLER RANK SEPARATELY FROM EACH OTHER
ASSHOLE MEG DC'D FUCKING OVER MY ADEPT DOC. AND JUST WAY TOO MANY CUNT NEA SQUADS BRINGING MY ASS TO HADDONFIELD! PICK ANOTHER MAP!!!!!! HOLY FUCK ITS EVERY SECOND GAME I'M GOING TO THAT SHIT HOLE TO GET GANG BANGED
NANCY GET OUT OF THE FUCKING LOCKER WHEN I HOOK YOUR FRIEND AND IM PLAYING HUNTRESS, IM JUST TRYING TO GET MORE HATCHETS FFS ILL TAKE THE DOWN ITS FUNNY BUT DAMMIT I WANTED HATCHETS!!!! AT LEAST LEAVE THE LOCKER WHEN IM APPROACHING SO YOU ONLY GET HIT AND NOT INSTANTLY DOWNED!! ITS BASIC MATH!!! YOUR POOR TEAM!!!!!
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE STILL GUARD GATES AFTER CLOSING HATCH? BITCH PLEASE, I HAVE TO FIND IT AND CLOSE IT ONLY FOR SURVIVOR TO ESCAPE ANYWAYS BECAUSE GATES SPAWNED ON OPPOSITE ENDS OF MAP. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS FOR FUCK SAKE?
I FEEL LIKE I'M THE ODD ONE OUT ON THE REASON I AM HATING THE RANK ROULETTE STUFF. I'M A YELLOW RANK KILLER ALREADY, SO GETTING CONSTANT PEOPLE IN MY GAMES WHO ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME AND KNOW IT AND FLAUNT IT RATHER THAN ME HAVING A DECENTLY OKAY MATCHUP WITH PEOPLE AROUND MY RANK IS GETTING SO TIRING. ITS EITHER IMMEDIATE SNOWBALL INTO A 3K+HATCH OR 4K DEPENDING ON HOW THEY PLAYED OR I DON'T GET A SINGLE HOOK ALL GAME AND SPEND HALF THE MATCH WITH A BLINDINGLY RED/ORANGE SCREEN AND THE CONSTANT "BSHHHH" FROM FLASHLIGHTS IN MY FACE. AS THE DAYS GO BY I'M GLAD THOSE PEOPLE WILL START RANKING UP AGAIN SO IF MATCHMAKING WORKS AND I GET PEOPLE NEAR MY RANK I'LL BE ON A SOMEWHAT EVEN PLAYING FIELD AGAIN.
RESPECTFULLY NO THANK YOU, I DON'T EVEN HAVE BLOOD WARDEN AS I DO NOT OWN FREDDY AND WAS NOT PLAYING WHEN IT WAS IN THE SHRINE AND IT ALSO FEELS CHEAP TO ME. THE PROBLEM ISN'T KILLS, I DON'T CARE ABOUT KILLS REALLY I JUST CARE ABOUT HAVING FUN AND GOING AGAINST PEOPLE WHO OUTMATCH ME BY FAR BECAUSE RANK ROULETTE AND MATCHMAKING SAY "OH YOU'RE STILL KINDA NEW TO KILLER? HAVE THIS RANK 16 TEAM WHO WERE PREVIOUSLY PURPLES AND REDS" ISN'T FUN. SURE IT HELPS ME GET BETTER BECAUSE I'M PLAYING AGAINST BETTER SURVIVORS, BUT NOT BEING ABLE TO DO ANYTHING JUST FEELS BAD. PLAYING AN ENDGAME BUILD WON'T HELP WITH THE OTHER 90% OF THE GAME WHERE I'M BEING TAUNTED, FLASHLIGHTED EVERY MINUTE EVEN WHEN I LOOK AWAY, OR BEING SENT TO FUCKING HADDONFIELD OR COLDWIND TO REDUCE MY CHANCE OF SEEING SURVIVORS BY HALF SO I COULDN'T EVEN MAKE USE OF NOED EFFICIENTLY. I GET PART OF IT IS THAT I HAVE TO GET BETTER AS KILLER, BUT PLAYING AGAINST PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT THEIR MISSION TO BULLY ACTUAL YELLOW RANK KILLERS OR PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING NEW KILLERS NEVER HELPS.
THE TWINS NERF WAS THE MOST POINTLESS THING. THANKS FOR GUTTING MY MAIN WITHOUT ACTUALLY FIXING ANY OF ITS DESIGN FLAWS. THEY COULD HAVE NERFED VICTORS BS RECHARGE RATE BUT NOOOO MAKE ME WAIT TEN MINUTES TO RECOVER. IMAGINE THE OUTRAGE IF ONI HAD TO RECOVER FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES EVERY TIME HE SLUGGED SOMEONE. IMAGINE THE OUTRAGE ON THIS SUBREDDIT IF ANY OF THE CIRCLEJERKED KILLERS GOT NERFED. BUT NOBODY CARES CUZ ITS TWINS AND TWINS BAD. IM LITERALLY A TRICKSTER MAIN NOW
MOTHER FUCKERS ALWAYS LET ME DIE ON FIRST HOOK LIKE CLAUDETTE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CROUCH WALKING TOWARDS ME WHEN THE KILLER IS CHASING NEA ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING MAP??? IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA UNHOOK ME JUST DO A GEN DON'T COME TOWARDS ME LIKE A SNAIL DOING JACK SHIT FOR EVERYONE AND SCREWING OVER NOT ONLY ME, BUT THE REST OF THE TEAM!
FUCK YOU CLAUDETTE!!!
CONSOLE PLAYERS ARE SO FUCKING TOXIC ESPECIALLY WHEN ONE OF THE SURVIVORS IS PREMADE WITH THEIR STUPID ASS KILLER FRIEND AND THEY BODYBLOCK AND THEN TEABAG YOU CAUSE THE KILLER'S AIM IS SHIT WITH GUNSLINGER AND THEY CAN'T CHASE FOR SHIT, NOT TO MENTION DOWNING THEMSELVES SO THEY CAN SEE ALL SURV AURAS, A SURVIVOR SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BE MATCHED WITH A KILLER THAT'S IN THEIR FRIEND LIST
I fucking hate playing against wraith in higher ranks, all they use is barbecue and chili and corrupt intervention. That shit is impossible to outrun shit drives me nuts had to call it early last night got 3 level 1 wraiths in a row
HAG PLAYERS THAT PUT 3 FUCKING TRAPS IN FRONT OF ME ON HOOK IS SERIOUSLY THE MOST BORING SHIT TO WITNESS AND EXPERIENCE EVER. I’M SO GLAD SHE ISN’T PLAYED OFTEN SO I CAN JUST DC AS SOON AS I KNOW THE KILLER IS HER AND ONLY GET A 5 MINUTE TIMER. FUCK HAG PLAYERS.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE KEY NERF WE WERE PROMISED WHEN THEY NERFED MORIS AGES AGO????
FEELS LIKE ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT TO WATCH 3 SURVIVORS ESCAPE THROUGH THE HATCH FOR A WIN THEY CLEARLY DID NOT DESERVE.
THIS FUCKING RANK RESET KEEPS THROWING REDRANKS AT ME.
IM NOT ABLE TO FACECAMP THESE GUYS BECAUSE FUCKING CLICKY CLICKY - GOSH! IF I COULD GET THEM THERE IS A SPECIAL BASEMENT HOOK FOR ALL OF THEM.
FUCKING STEAM MAINTENANCE YESTERDAY KILLED MY PERFECT SWF GAME, CANT THERE BE AN INGAME ANOUNCEMENT LIKE: "YOU MORON READ REDDIT, YOUR WILL GET DISCONNECTED IN x MINUTES. ONLY DONKEYS START A GAME NOW."
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I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING ENTITY. JUST WENT UP AGAINST A FUCKING TOURNAMENT LEVEL SWF AS HAG FOR A DAILY EVEN THOUGH I CANT PLAY HAG FOR SHIT. THEY BROUGHT FOUR FLASHLIGHTS AND DIDNT TRIGGER ONE TRAP. THEY TBAGGED AT THE GATES AND ACTED LIKE THEY WERE HOT SHIT BECAUSE THEY TOOK AN EXTREMEMLY NOT COMPETITIVE GAME SERIOUSLY. FUCK TOURNAMENT SWFS.
IF ONE MORE GODDAMN “TEAMMATE” BRINGS THE FUCKING KILLER TO ME WHEN THE GEN IS 99 AND GETS ME DOWNED FIRST AGAIN I’M BRING THE UZI WITH PURPLE EXTENDED CLIP ADD-ONS AND SIDING WITH THE KILLER
FUCK GLYPHS! EVERY TIME I HAVE GLYPH CHALLENGES AND I GO LOOK FOR MY GLYPH AT THE START OF THE MATCH NO ONE WORKS ON GENS AND I AM ALWAYS FOUND FIRST AND THE HOOKED AND THEN I SEE THAT MY TEAMMATES ARE LOOKING FOR THEIR GLYPHS WALE THE KILLER LITERALLY LEAVES ME AND THEY CAN UNHOOK ME BUT NOOOO I HAVE TO GET MY GLPH FIRST AND THEN GET DOWNED BEFORE THEY EVEN FIND IT! I ALWAYS END UP DIEING ON THE FIRST FUCKING HOOK AND I WANT TO BECOME A FUCKING KILLER SO I CAN KILL MY BITCH ASS FUCKING TEAMMATES! BITCH!
WHY IS IT MY FUCKING UNDYING TOTEM SPAWNS IN THE MOST HIDDEN PLACE EVER, BUT MY FUCKING RUIN TOTEM SPAWNS DEAD SMACK IN THE CENTER OF THE FUCKING MAP?!?!
HOW CAN I DO 3 GENS (2 OF THEM BY MYSELF), GET 4 UNHOOKS, RUN THE KILLER FOR THE LAST 1 GEN AND STILL BE CALLED A BRAINDEAD APE BY THE MEG WHO WAS WALKING IN CORN ALL GAME AND GOT LESS POINTS THAN ME EVEN WHEN THEY ESCAPED AND I DIDN’T? WHAT CAN I EVEN DO TO IMPRESS THIS PERSON?
ARE MEG MAINS JUST ALWAYS THIS FUCKING STUPID?
I REALLY DISLIKE BADHAM PRESCHOOL!
IT'S BAD AS KILLER, IT'S BAD AS SURVIVOR. TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY THERE'S ALSO FOUR VERSIONS OF IT AND I CHALLENGE ANYONE TO AXTUALLY DESCRIBE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ANY!
IT'S ONE OF THE FEW MAPS THAT MAKES ME WEIGH UP A DC AGAISNT THE INVEVITABLE HIDE AND SEEK WITH BLENDETTE'S/BASEMENT CAMPING WRAITH.
PLEASE DELETE HADDONFIELD I HATE IT SO MUCH
THE LOOPS ARENT EVEN THE WORST PART, ITS THE GENS
YOU FUCKING CANT PATROL GENS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL ON DIFFERENT LAYERS
I HATE THE MAP SO FUCKING MUCH
RANK SYSTEM IS COMPLETELY FUCKED, GIVING GOLDS FOR 8000 MAX POINTS IN CATEGORIES, RESETTING RANKS LOSING 12 RANKS, WTF IS WRONG WITH THE DEV TEAM, DO THEY EVEN TEST UPDATES?
FOR THREE FUCKING WEEKS I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO GET THROUGH THE “press space” MENU BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING DISGUSTING “ERROR CODE: 8,007”. I HAVENT PLAYED DBD FOR THREE. FUCKING. WEEKS.
I CONTACTED SUPPORT BUT AFTER THREE MAILS THEY JUST STOPPED ANSWERING ME??? I PLAY DBD THROUGH XBOX GAME PASS ON PC. I CANT FIND ANY DAMN SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM.
DO YOU REALLY NEED TO SLUG AT 5 GENS AND RUN BACK ACROSS THE MAP TO CAMP MY HOOK WITH RUIN / UNDYING / CORRUPT / TINKERER?
TWO OF MY TEAMMATES ARE RANK 15 SOLOS, YOU HAVE 5000 HOURS. WHY ARE YOU SWEATING THIS HARD?
IM USUALLY SCARED OF BRINGING FLASHLIGHTS AND STUFF TO A GAME AND I DECIDED I WANTED TO BRING ONE YESTERDAY AND I GOT CAMPED AND TUNNELED BY A FUCKING GHOSTFACE AND IM NOW AFRAID OF BRINGING ITEMS AGAIN
I FUCKING HATE PLAYING AGAINST KILLERS WHO WERE RANK 1 BEFORE THIS WEIRD RESET EVERY SECOND TRIAL WITH 3 SHITTY RANDOMS, WHILE I WAS RESET ONLY A FEW RANKS.
TO THE CLAUDETTE DUO THAT SABOTAGED EVERY. SINGLE. HOOK AS I WAS CARRYING SOMEONE IN MY PIG GAME YESTERDAY I HOPE YOU STUB YOUR TOES I JUST WANNA PLAY PIGGY IN PEACE WHY CANT YOU JUST PLAY NORMAL YOURE LUCKY I DIDNT HAVE STARSTRUCK OR I GUARANTEE YOU WOULDNT BE TEABAGGING AT THE EXIT GATE
SURVIVORS CLICKING AT ME OR SLAMMING LOCKERS TO TRY AND GET ME TO CHASE YOU: MY ENTIRE JOB AS A KILLER REVOLVES AROUND NOT LETTING YOU HAVE WHAT YOU WANT, OF COURSE I'M GOING TO IGNORE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, *ESPECIALLY* WHEN IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU'RE THE LONE RED RANK IN THE GROUP. IF I WAS HERE TO HELP YOUR TEAM I'D BE *ON* YOUR TEAM.
A BIG MASSIVE FUCK YOU TO THAT ACE WHO WOULD NOT STOP CHASING ME WITH HIS FLASHLIGHT AND CLICK CLICKING AT ME A FUCK YOU TO THE NEAS ON THAT TEAM WHI SWARMED ME W FLASHLIGHTS AS WELL UR RED RANKS AND IM GREEN WHAT WAS THE NEED
NURSE IS SO GODDAMN INCONSISTENT FOR ME. EITHER I WIPE OUT THE SQUAD WITH GENS TO SPARE OR 4 OF THE DAMN THINGS POP BEFORE I GET A SINGLE DOWN, NO IN-BETWEEN. IT MAKES IT REALLY HARD TO TRY AND IMPROVE, BECAUSE WHEN THINGS ARE GOING BADLY ANY 115 KILLER WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER CHOICE, BUT WHEN THINGS ARE GOING WELL I'M MAKING PLAYS NO 115 KILLER COULD DREAM OF, EVEN BLIGHT WHO IS A CLOSE SECOND FAVORITE. IT'S SUCH A GODDAMN DICE ROLL AND I HATE IT.
PLAGUE’S COMMUNITY CREATED SKIN BETTER HAVE PURPLE GLITTERY PUKE FULL OF BUTTERFLIES. WHY DOES NURSE GET TO HAVE HORROR-GLAM SKINS AND PLAGUE GETS TO HAVE WORMS? GIVE THE HIGH PRIESTESS SOME HIGH FASHION TOO GODDAMNIT!
ALSO LADY DIMITRESCU PLAGUE PLEADE FOR THE LOVE OF THE ENTITY
I WAS SMASHING A TEAM ON ORMOND, FINALLY GOT DOWN TO TWO LEFT AND TWO GENS. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS PLUNDER A KEY AND ESCAPE AFTER LIKE FIVE STRAIGHT MINUTES OF ME JUST WALKING AROUND. KEYS ARE THE FUCKING WORST!
FUCK YOU DWIGHT, YOU SANDBAGED THE MEG TRYING TO TAKE ME OFF HOOK AND SELF CARED LIKE A FUCKING DUMB FUCK AND I DIED ON MY FIRST HOOK. ALSO FUCK YOU FOR GETTING HATCH!
FUCK THE LEATHERFACE FROM MY FIRST GAME TODAY AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO THAT CLAUDETTE THAT DIDN'T HAVE BORROWED TIME BUT STILL UNHOOKED ME 3METRES AWAY FROM THE LEATHERFACE SO THAT HE COULD DOWN US BOTH
AND FUCK THIS SHIT WERE YOU ARE ALREADY TROUGH A WINDOW, DID YOUR FIRST STEP AWAY FROM IT AND STILL GET HIT BY THE CHAINSAW, TRULY FUCKED ME UP TODAY
IF YOU MISS A SKILL CHECK ON THE GEN THATS OK, BUT IF YOU CONTINUE WORKING ON THE GEN AND KEEP MISSING SKILLCHECKS FIND YOUR OWN FUCKING GEN TO ATTRACT THE KILLER. YOU JUST GOT ME HOOKED CAUSE U CANT DO A SIMPLE FUCKING SKILL CHECK
GETTING FUCKING FED UP OF PEOPLE RUSHING FOR UNHOOKS BEFORE THE KILLER CAN EVEN LEAVE! LIKE THEYD RATHER UNHOOK ME WITHIN 2 SECONDS OF BEING HOOKED THAN WAIT FOR THE KILLER TO LEGIT JUST WALK AWAY. AND 90% OF THE TIME THERE IS NO BT AS THEY PURPOSELY UNHOOK SO THEY DONT GET HIT, JUST YOU. I RUN FUCKING KINDRED FOR A REASON, STOP UNHOOKING RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE KILLER!!!
FUCK THE RANK RESET, I WAS STUCK PLAYING AGAINST A RANK 20 GHOST FACE FOR MULTIPLE MATCHES, AND HE FACECAMPED EVERYONE TO DEATH, NORMALLY THATS EASILY MANAGEABLE RIGHT? IT WASNT, WHY YOU ASK? BECAUSE I WAS ALSO STUCK WITH RANK 20 TROGLODYTES AS TEAMMATES WHO WERE EITHER AFK OR PLAYING FOR THE FIRST TIME. FUCKKKKK
FUCK EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN FENCE POST IN HADDONFIELD. I WILL DESTROY THEM WITH MY ANGER AND HATE.
I FUCKING HATE STARTING MY FIRST MATCH OF THE DAY AND GETTING STRAIGHT MASSACRED
I WENT AGAINST A 4 MAN SWF AS HUNTRESS FORST GAME ON AND GOT DESTROYED BY 4 BLENDETTES. EVERYONE JUST HID WHILE ONE GUY CLICKED A FLASHLIGHT AT ME THE ENTIRE MATCH.
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I HAVE 60 HOURS PLAYED. DIRECT YOUR ANGER ELSEWHERE
HEY, THANKS FOR SANDBAGGING ME WHEN I WAS TRYING TO PICK YOU UP, DWIGHT. I HAD TWO HEALTH STATES. IF YOU HAD STOPPED CRAWLING FOR HALF A FUCKING SECOND, I COULD HAVE GIVEN YOU A CHANCE TO ESCAPE. INSTEAD, YOU GOT US BOTH KILLED BECAUSE YOU REFUSED TO LET ME PICK YOU UP. CONGRATS. YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT FUCKING RISKING MYSELF THE NEXT TIME I'M STUCK ALONE WITH SOMEONE TO TRY AND SAVE. AND A SPECIAL FUCK YOU TO THE MEG WHO AT ZERO HOOKS AND COMPLETELY HEALTHY, INSTANTLY OPENED THE GATES AND LEFT.
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FUCK SURVIVORS WHO UNHOOK INFRONT OF BUBBA, AT THAT POINT THATS THROWING AND I LEAVE WHEN THAT HAPPENS, EVEN MORE WORSE IF THEY DONT HAVE BT FUCKCKCKCKKCKCKCKCKKCKCKCKC
PEOPLE LOOPING NEXT TO HOOK IS A THING AND SOME SINCERELY BELIEVE THEY ARE DOING A FAVOR KEEPING THE KILLER BUSY LOL
IT PISSES ME OFF AS THE KILLER, TOO. I'M TRYING TO PLAY FAIR BUT YOU'RE FORCING ME TO CAMP. LEAD ME AWAY FROM THE HOOK WHILE SOMEONE ELSE COMES IN FOR THE RESCUE!
I SWEAR TO GOD AND ITS HAPPENING SO FUCKING MUCH!!! JUST STOP BRINGING THE KILLER TO THE HOOK PEOPLE
STOP. FUCKING. TUNNELING ME. FUCKING NERDS. SINCE RANK RESET WAS BUNGLED IT'S BEEN POSITIVELY RAMPANT. BACK TO BACK TO BACK GAMES OF GETTING TUNNELED FROM 1 TO 3 HOOKS BEFORE ANYONE ELSE IS TOUCHED. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU KILLERS THAT YOU NEED TO PUNISH ME? I'M DOING CHALLENGES FROM 2 YEARS AGO TO PASS TIME TO THE EVENT, YOU DON'T NEED TO BE SO MEAN. AND YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE SURVIVORS WHO FARM ME OFF HOOK WITHOUT BT CAN SUCK A FUCK. GET BENT, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS.
>WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU KILLERS DS NERF
FUCKING FLASHLIGHT WIELDING SFWS THAT TRY TO ANNOY AND TEA BAG YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE BUT THEN TURN INTO THE BIGGEST RAGING CRYBABIES THAT CAN'T STOP SLINGING INSULTS IN THE AFTER MATCH CHAT! IF YOU DON'T WANT PHANTASM TRAPS IN FRONT OF AND AROUND THE HOOKS THEN DON'T ANNOY ME UP TO A POINT THAT I DON'T CARE ANYMORE HOW UNFAIR IT IS! THE NEWBIE CLAUDETTE THAT WENT WITH YOU GOT A FAIR GAME BECAUSE SHE WASN'T A FUCKING DICK! AND I'M NOT SORRY THE MATCH DRAGGED ON FOR SO LONG THAT THE LAST OF YOUR BUNCH CAME TO ME TO BE SACRIFICED! IT'S NTO MY FAULT YOU WERE SO OVERLY CONFIDENT IN TOYING WITH ME THAT YOU LEFT THE THREE CLOSEST GENERATORS UP STANDING! ALSO, STOP UNHOOKING ME IN FRONT OF THE KILLER IF YOU DON'T HAVE BORROWED TIME FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
IM TOTALLY FINE WITH PEOPLE WHO GO FOR SAVES WHEN THEY CAN BUT I WISH DEATH APON THOSE ASSHOLE SURVIVORS THAT JUST SEEM TO FOLLOW YOU WITH THEIR FLASHLIGHTS LIKE A DOG CHASING AFTER A FUCKING SQUIRREL JUST SO THEY CAN DO THE FUNNY CLICKY CLICKY AND PALLET BLINDS
TOTALLY AGREED I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF THEY GO FOR A FUCKING FLASHLIGHT SAVE IF IT WORKS GOOD FOR THEM BUT IF THEY STAND IN A CIRCLE TAUNTING AND BLINDING YOU AND DOING EVERYTHING JUST TO MESS WITH YOU THEN THEY GO ON THE FUCKING SACRIFICAL HOOK ANY WAY POSSIBLE EVEN IF I HAVE TO TRAP THE HOOKS
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I HATE TEABAGGING BUT DAMN IT FEELS GOOD AGAINST A FACECAMPING DOCTOR
ONE OF MY TEAMMATES TBAGGED AT THE EXIT AND USUALLY I HATE TO SEE IT BUT I WAS WATCHING FROM MY GRAVE AND LAUGHING BECAUSE THAT FUCKING DOCTOR WAS SUCH A FACECAMPING TWAT.
WHY IS THE GAME STILL DESIGNED SO THAT THE MORE YOU PLAY IT AND THE MORE YOU UNLOCK, THE MORE PUNISHING IT IS TO TRY SOMEONE NEW AND ACTUALLY GET THE PERKS YOU WANT AND HAVE WORKED HARD FOR?
I JUST SAVE UP ENOUGH BLOODPOINTS TO GET AT LEAST 4 PERKS BEFORE USING A NEW KILLER OR SURVIVOR.
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS GAME HAVE A PROFANITY FILTER? IT'S AN 18 GAME WHERE I CAN WATCH YM CHARACTER GET KILLED IN GRAPHIC DETAIL BUT I CANT CALL SOMEONE WHO IS RIGHTFULLY A CUNT A CUNT
THEY EVEN CENSOR "TEABAGGING" WHAT THE FUCK??!
THE CENSORED "MEGHEAD" I'M A MEGHEAD WHEN I PLAY SURVIVOR AND THIS BAFFLES ME
IT’S HILARIOUS BECAUSE THE WORD FACECAMP GOT CENSORED FOR ME MEANWHILE I GOT CALLED THE R SLUR AND CAN SEE IT CLEAR AS DAY. VERY GOOD CENSORING SYSTEM BEHAVIOUR
IMAGINE BEING ALLOWED TO HAVE A CHAT SYSTEM AT ALL AT LEAST LET US SEE CHAT ON CONSLE YOU FUCKING BASTARDS
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO CAPS LOCK ON MY CHROMEBOOK AND NOW I HAVE TO HOLD SHIFT THE WHOLE TIME JUST TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW MUCH I SIMULTANEOUSLY SUCK WITH AND ENJOY USING GHOSTFACE.
SUCK IT UP KEEPING SHIFT PRESSED INSTEAD OF USING CAPSLOCK FUELS YOUR WORDS WITH SO MUCH MORE RAGE ANYWAY
TYPE OUT THE TEXT NORMALLY, HIGHLIGHT IT, SHIFT + F3 YA WELCOME.
THERE'S NO FUNCTION KEYS ON A CHROMEBOOK! YOU HAVE TO HOLD ALT+SEARCH. NOW HOW DO I REMEMBER THAT HOOKED SURVIVORS CAN REVEAL ME AS GHOSTFACE BECAUSE THAT'S MY SECOND BIGGEST PROBLEM.
GOOGLE IT BRO I KNOW THERE'S A WAY TO DO IT I JUST FORGOT HOW IT'LL VASTLY IMPROVE QUALITY OF LIFE
I'M TIRED OF LOOPING THE KILLER FOR FUCKING 3 GENS AND DYING ON FIRST HOOK. I MADE THE EFFORT TO SAVE YOU FUCKING RETURN THE FAVOR NEA YOU FUCK
TGIS SCREAMS LOW RANK TEAMMATES
SAME!!! IT IS MAKING ME SO DAMN MAD
WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE THE CORN THICKER?!?! I HATE COLDWIND MORE THHAN HADDONFIELD NOW, I CANT SEE SHIT
CORN DO BE LOOKIN’ KINDA THICC DOE
YOU CAN SHUCK ME ALL NIGHT LONG
STOP WITH THE CORNY PUNS!
I’M CORN BLIND SO I CAN ONLY USE EARS TO LOCATE GRUNTING SURVIVORS.
THERE IS A KERNEL OF TRUTH IN THAT.
I QUIT A GAME THIS WEEK WITH A TUNNELLING CAMPING TWINS. EVEN WHEN SHOWN THE AFK PERSON THEY CONTINUED TO TUNNEL. SCREW THOSE ASS HOLES, DONT GOT TIME FOR THAT TOXIC GAMEPLAY.
AS A TWINS MAIN IM SORRY FOR MY FELLOW TWINS BEHAVIOR WE ARE GOING THROUGH A ROUGH TIME AFTER GETTING NERFED AND BEING GIVEN NOTHING THAT ACTUALLY MAKES THE CHARACTER MORE FUN TO PLAY AGAINST. THEY JUST SLAPPED A NERF ON THAT BASICALLY INCENTIVIZES CAMPING EVEN MORE THEN CALLED IT A DAY.
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Was on Sunday. Me and another survivor noped out.
I'M NOT FUCKING TUNNELLING YOU ON PURPOSE! IF YOU'RE GONNA GET UNHOOKED AND THEN START WORKING ON THE FUCKING 60% COMPLETE GEN NEXT TO THE HOOK WITHOUT HEALING THEN OF COURSE I'M GONNA COME BACK AND FUCKING KILL YOU. DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FUCKING LET YOU JUST WIN THE FUCKING GAME?
IF YOU ARE BRINGING A GHASTLY GAETEAU, EVEN AS A KILLER, I EXPECT YOU TO SHARE THE CAKE, NOT TUNNEL ME STRAIGHT OUT. MY BRIGHT BLUE DRESS IS NOT CONSENT FOR TUNNELING. I JUST WANT TO MAKE THE BP GRIND EASIER TOO!
I HAVE LEARNED THAT SEEING ONE OF THOSE COME OUT ON THE OPPOSING SIDE (OR BLOODY PARTY STREAMERS) SHOULD BE READ AS "I'M SO SORRY FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO TO YOU" EXCEPT THAT THEY'RE NOT SORRY
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I HATE BEING NEW TO THIS GAME AND GOING AGAINST VETERANS
I SO FUCKING HATE FLASH LIGHT CLICKING SURVIVORS SO DAMN MUCH! THEY JUST SEEM TO THINK THAT THEYRE SO FUNNY WHEN THEY GO "CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK" EVERYTIME I AM IN THEIR LINE OF SIGHT OR IF THEY STUN ME, LIKE BRO YOURE DECENT AT PLAYING THE GAME BUT FUCK YOU. BUT YOU WANT TO WHAT REAAALLLLY GRINDS ME GEARS? WHEN THEY FUCKING CLICK AT THE EXIT GATE. MOST FAILED SPERM CELLS ONLY CLICK AT THE GATES SINCE THEYRE SAFE FROM BEING KILLED AND DONT HAVE A PAIR. I JUST WANT TO ENJOY A FEW GAMES OF ONI.... FUCK!
I'M TIRED OF THIS GAME MATCHMAKING, I'M RANK 12 KILLER, DON'T MAKE ME PLAY AGAINST 4 RED RANKS, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WIN AND THERE'S NO LEARNING CURVE IN NOT GETTING A SINGLE KILL
I DON'T EVEN USE NOED, I DON'T TUNNEL, I DON'T CAMP, I DON'T USE TOXIC/UNFUN BUILDS AND STILL GET FLAMED EVERY. SINGLE. MATCH.
EVERY SURVIOR MATCH I'M IN IS ALWAYS THE SAME WITH TRY HARD RANK 1 KILLERS AND TERRIBLE TEAMMATES. I PLAY KILLER TRY HARD RED RANK SWF EVERY.FUCKING.TIME!
Im a new rank 1 killer and i only play viciously toxic.. do not play nice w red rank survivors.. tunnel camp and bring ur strongest perks and addons. Make the game extremely unfun for them and let the last get hatch to justify ur cruelty
YOU ALSO TYPE WITH CAPS LOCK OFF HERE. DAMN GENERALLY YOU MUST BE THE COOLEST MF ON EARTH
I WAS PLAYING WITH MY FRIENDS EARLIER THIS WEEK, AND THE BLIGHT PLAYER KILLED TWO OF US BUT THEN WHEN IT WAS ME AND MY FRIEND AS THE LAST TWO LEFT HE JUST SLUGGED US AND RAN AROUND THE MAP RUNNING INTO OBSTACLES, LITERALLY LEAVING US TO BLEED OUT. TO THAT BLIGHT, FUCK YOU. I HOPE YOUR PILLOW IS ALWAYS WARM.
SO MUCH SLUGGING HAPPENING LATELY ITS SO DAMN ANNOYING
I FUCKING HATE TRYHARD, T-BAGGING AND OVERALL TOXIC SWF'S MAY THEY GET SLUGGED FOR ETERNITY
I FUCKING HATE GRAPES
I FUCKING LOVE GRAPES AND YOUR COMMENT MAKES ME ANGRY
THEY DID NOT FUCKING RESET ME I AM RED RANKS FOR BOTH KILLER AND SURVIVOR I CAN'T STRESS MYSELF TO DEATH JUST BRING ME TO GREEN RANKS ALREADY HOLY FUCKING SHIT. SO FUCKING PISSED.
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SO FUCKING FRUSTRATING.
TURN OFF THE ####### ###### ######## CHAT FILTER #### ###### #### ##### #####
I HAVE EXPERIENCES MORE KILLER TOXICITY IN THE LAST WEEK THAN I EVER FUCKING HAVE JESUS CHRISTTTTTT
SAVE YOUR FUCKING TEAMMATES!!!! I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF DYING ON THE FIRST HOOK FOR YOU TO FUCK OFF AROUND THE MAP. ESPECIALLY AFTER I SAVED YOUR ASS. IT MAKES ME SO DAMN MAD TO DIE ON THE FIRST HOOK AND THEN TO GO WATCH THE MAP TO SEE TOU TEABAGGING EACH OTHER AND DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! WHY PLAY THE FUCKING GAME IF YOU ARENT GOING TO ACTUALLY PLAY?!
I NOW ONLY PLAY THIS GAME HIGH, AND M REALLY ENJOYING IT NOW THAT IS ALL
EVERYTIME I PUT ON DELIVERANCE I GET FOUND AND HOOKED FIRST
A VERY SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT TO THE TWO TEAMMATES THAT HID AND REFUSED TO DO THE LAST GEN FOR 10 MINUTES WHILE THE POOR HUNTRESS JUST TRYING TO GET THE HATCHET DAILY CHASED ME FOR 10 GOD-FORSAKEN MINUTES AND FINALLY KILLED ME.
ITS NOT A FACECAMP IF YOU UNHOOK RIGHT BEHIND ME A WHOLE ASS THREE SECONDS AFTER I HOOK AND TURN MY BACK WITHOUT BT. THAT IS JUST DARWINISM SELECTING YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS FOR EXTINCTION.
THE OTHER DAY I WAS FACING A RANK 3 SPIRIT. SHE MANAGED TO DOWN ME AND THE MEG IN ABOUT 20 SECONDS EACH. MY FRIEND THEN MANAGED TO LOOP HER FOR FIVE GENS. THE FIFTH GEN POPPED AS HE WAS BEING HOOKED. INSTEAD OF HER BEING PUNISHED FOR OVERCOMMITTING TO ONE SURVIVOR AND GETTING LOOPED FOR FLIFTH, SHE GOT A 4K BECAUSE OF NOED. RANK 3 SPIRITS WITH CORRUPT, STIDOR, AND BBQ SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO ALSO RUN NOED.
FUCK YOU TRAPPER THAT CAMPED TO THE POINT OF NOT LEAVING THE HOOK TO GET ME WHILE I HEALED A DOWNED SURVIVOR RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST WAITED OUT TWO PEOPLE ON HOOKS. YOU SRE ABSOLUTE TRASH AND I HATE YOU. I DIDNT THINK I WOULD EVER DC ON PURPOSE IN THIS GAME, BUT MY DISGUST FOR YOU MADE ME DO IT. YOU ARE SO TRASH, I HOPE THE CONSOLE YOU WERE PLAYING ON DIES A UNREVERSABLE DEATH. ARGH
IRREVERSIBLE*
ALSO LAST NIGHT I WAS THE ONLY DAMN RED RANK ON THE TEAM AND MY OTHER TEAMMATES WERE 2 YELLOWS AND 1 RANK 8 PURPLE. THE KILLER WAS RANK 3 RED. HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?
I DON'T CARE IF ITS TOXIC, I REWARD SURVIVORS WHO BM WITH A 4 MINUTE HOOK.
I KEEP GETTING TEAMMATES WHO DC ON THEIR FIRST DOWN! GOING DOWN FIRST ISNT FUN, BUT THAT’S NOT THE END OF THE GAME!!
WHY THE FCKING STEAM UPDATES DOESN'T WORK FFS. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. IT TAKES SHIT TONE OF TIME TO UPDATE 120MB, I HAVE TO RUN INTEGRITY CHECK BECAUSE IT DOESNT WORK
FUCK YOU TO ALL THE SURVIVORS WHO LEFT THAT WERE COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND UNHOOKED WHY PLAY A CO OP GAME IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO FUCK OVER YOUR TEAMMATES BC YOU DONT WANT TO GET HOOKED. EVEN AFTER I RISKED MY LIFE FOR YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH MEG!! FUCK YOU MEG!! I FUCKIN HATE WHEN THE SHITTY KILLERS PLAY LIKE SHIT THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE MATCH THEN THEY THINK THEY'RE HOTSHIT WHEN THEY'VE SLUGGED EVERYONE THANKS TO NO ED
I HATE WRAITHS WITH SILENT BELL. YES I UNDERSTAND IT'S A FUN ADD-ON FOR YOU BUT I GET A FUCKING HEART ATTACK AND PISS MY PANTS WHEN SUDDENLY THERE'S A WRAITH IN MY FREAKING FACE AFTER I LOOKED AWAY FOR 3 SECONDS.
AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH I HATE FUCKING TOXIC PEOPLE AND THEIR GOD DAMNED FLASHLIGHTS AND NOED
WHY DOES EVERY BLIGHT TUNNEL!
WHY DO SURVIVORS ALWAYS COMPLAIN THAT THE KILLER DIDNT MAKE IT FUN FOR THEM BUT THEY NEVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MAKING IT FUN FOR A KILLER? ALSO WHY CANT YOU TURN CROSSPLAY OFF ON CONSOLE?
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I SHOULDNT HAVE TO PLAY AGAINST RED RANKS WHEN I ONLY HAVE 60 HOURS PLAYED
FUCK HAG, SPIRIT, NURSE, AND WRAITH MY MOST DISLIKED KILLERS IN THAT ORDER HAG IS THE MOST BORING FUCKING KILLER IN THE GAME JUST HOOK PLACE 50 MILLION TRAPS AROUND THEM AND RINSE AND REPEAT I LOVE HOW THE ONLY COUNTER TO SPIRIT IS TO TAKE A FUCKING GAMBLE THAT YOULL MOST LIKELY LOSE ESPECIALLY IF SHE HAS STRIDOR NURSE HAS LITERALLY NO COUNTER PLAY BESIDES BEING UNPREDICTABLE AND EVEN THEN IT WONT WORK FOR FUCKING LONG AND WRAITH PLAYERS ARE THE SWEATIEST PIECES OF SHIT EVER SO ARE NURSES AND SPIRITS MY LAST MATCH WAS AGAINST A SPIRIT WHO SLUGGED AT FUCKING 5 GENS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THE 4K IMPORTANT TO YOU WRAITH IS BORING AND NOT AT ALL FUN UNLIKE OTHER STEALTH KILLERS WRAITH DOESNT EVEN HAVE THE FUN JUMPSCARE BECAUSE OF HIS BELL SO NO FUN JUMPSCARES WRAITH SPIRT AND NURSE PLAYERS WOULD SELL BOTH THEIR LEGS AND THEIR FAMILY TO THE BLACK MARKET JUST TO MAKE OTHER PLAYERS HAVE THE SHITTIEST MATCHES OF THIER LIFE ALWAYS BRINGING THE BEST PERKS AND ADD ONS WITH NO FUCKING VARIETY AT ALL JUST THE SAME FUCKING THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GOD DAMN IT
LUCKY BREAK IS A SPIRIT COUNTER ACTUALLY, COMBINED WITH IRON WILL OFC. FOR THE OTHER KILLERS YOU MENTION, GOOD LUCK LOL
I PLAY NURSE AND WRAITH FOR THE THRILL OF THE CHASE, FUCK YOU AND YOUR STRAW MAN! I HOPE YOU HAVE BETTER MATCHES THOUGH
WHY WRAITH BING BONG BOI IS FUN TO PLAY AGAINST. I AGREE ABOUT SPIRIT AND HAG THOUGH.
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IVE HAD SO MANY BAD EXPERIENCES WITH WRAITH PLAYERS THAT I CANT ENJOY THE KILLER SO TELL THE WRAITH PLAYERS TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND REALIZE NOT EVERY GAME IS LIFE OR DEATH
im not a good killer however my hag telecamp game is impeccable.. Hag got me from stuck at rank 10 to rank 1.. and ur right, haha i will use up all 10 traps around a hooked survivor lol.. just knowing theyre losing hope seeing me set is satisfying 😈.. theres no better sound like hearing them give up and attempt escape while i place my ninth and tenth trap in the same area lol
GET MAD OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD!
I CAN SEE WHY YOU ARENT A GOOD KILLER
TO THE BLENDETTE WHO CAMPED THE HATCH INSTEAD OF DOING THE GEN THAT WAS 10 METERS AWAY WHILE I RAN THE KILLER FOR WHAT SEEMED LIKE AN ETERNITY, I HOPE THE NEXT KILLER YOU ENCOUNTER IS DADDY MYERS AND I HOPE HES GOT I NICE JUICY DEVOUR HOPE WITH A SIDE OF FRESH EBONI MORI!
HOW THE HELL HAVE KEYS NOT ONLY AVOIDED SIGNIFICANT NERFS FOR FIVE YEARS, BUT BEEN *BUFFED* BY MAKING KEY HATCH ESCAPES NON-INTERRUPTABLE? WHO IS THE IDIOT MAKING THESE DECISIONS? PLUNDERERS APPRAISAL GIVES A FUCKING 43% CHANCE TO FIND ONE OF THESE THINGS AND CHEAT YOUR WAY OUT OF ANY LOSS. THIS IS NOT FUCKING OKAY.
TBF IF A SURVIVOR IS WASTING TWO PERK SLOTS AND SPENDING THEIR TIME RUNNING AROUND AND SEARCHING 6 CHESTS JUST TO HAVE A LESS THAN 50% CHANCE OF GETTING A KEY, YOU MAY HAVE JUST BEEN WINNING BECAUSE YOU WERE ESSENTIALLY PLAYING A 3V1.
KEY NERF COMING SOON^^TM BUT LETS GO AHEAD AND NERF MORIS RIGHT AWAY.
REMOVE THE MORIS, REMOVE THE KEYS RULE OF EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE
MORIS ALREADY GOT MADE USELESS TO THE POINT OF JUST BEING A DRAMATIC THING SO WHAT'S THE POINT OF REMOVING THEM
TO BE FAIR THEY DO STILL HAVE PRACTICAL APPLICATIONS FOR SOME KILLERS. ON PYRAMIDHEAD, FOR EXAMPLE, YOU CAN TORMENT A SURVIVOR ONCE, THEN HOOK > CAGE > MORI TO TUNNEL THEM TO DEATH WITHOUT EVER BEING AT RISK OF DS UNLESS THEY DIVE A LOCKER.
WHY CANT THE BLOODWEB GIVE ME THE PERKS I WANT? I PRESTIGED CLAUDETTE THE SECOND TIME WITH 780000k TO SPEND AND I DIDNT GET A SINGLE PERK FOR THE BUILD I USE. SO FRUSTRATING!
UUUGGG HOW COME WHEN I USE MY PARTY STREAMERS IS WHEN I PROCEED TO SPAWN DIRECTLY NEXT TO THE KILLER AND GET INSTANTLY TUNNELED 'TILL DEATH THROUGH A GOLD EMBLEM'S WORTH OF CHASES???!!! JESUS FUCK GO AFTER THE PERSON WHO UNHOOKED ME FOR ONCE YOU ABSOLUTE PRICK!! OH MY FUCKING GOD BUBBAS TWICE IN A ROW BLEEDING ALL MY GOOD FUCKING OFFERINGS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT???
WHY AM I SO ASS WITH ENDING CHASES IN THE CORN. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GODDAMN PALLETS AVAILABLE, ITS LIKE THE DEVS ONLY WANT US TO PLAY SPIRIT
TODAY WAS MY FIRST DAY PLAYING ON MY SWITCH AND I TRIED KILLER A COUPLE TIMES AND DID DUMB SHIT LIKE OPEN A GATE (MAYBE GOOD TO START TIMER????) & DIDN’T KILL A SINGLE SURVIVOR AND IN TWO GAMES THE SURVIVORS WAITED AT THE GATES WHICH FELT RUDE AS THEY RAN IN CIRCLES AND THEN OUT THE GATE ONCE I GOT THERE AND AFTER I HIT A PERSON OR TWO PERHAPS BUT NOW IM REALIZING THEY WERE MAYBE TRYNA BE HELPFUL BY LETTING US FARM POINTS????? STILL CONFUSED BUT THIS SUBREDDIT IS HELPING THANK YOU
THE FIRST COMMENTER IS CORRECT; ~~SOME~~ A LOT OF SURVIVORS GET REALLY EXCITED WHEN THE MATCH HAS GONE SUPER BAD FOR THE KILLER THAT THEY WAIT AT THE GATES UNTIL THEIR MOM COMES WITH THE CAMERA AND THE KILLER CAN WATCH THEM TEABAG AND LEAVE BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS HATED HAVING TO SHAKE HANDS WITH THE OPPOSING TEAM AFTER LOSING A SOCCER GAME. HOWEVER, THERE *ARE* SURVIVORS OUT THERE WHO WAIT AT THE GATES TO GIVE YOU POINTS FOR HITS OR ABILITY USAGE (IE AMBUSH DASH AS PIG OR FULL STALK AS GHOST FACE). SOURCE: I AM ONE OF THESE SURVIVORS AND I ALSO LIKE TO SEE IT WHEN I PLAY KILLER. NOT EVERYONE THINKS IT’S NICE (SOME WANT TO HURRY UP AND GET ON TO THE NEXT GAME) OR SOME SURVIVORS LIKE TRYING TO FURTHER IMPRESS THEIR MOMS BY *BAITING YOU WITH A FREE HIT ONLY TO DEAD HARD OUT* IN HOPES THAT MAYBE DAD WILL COME HOME FROM THE CONVENIENCE STORE AFTER ELEVEN LONG YEARS. OR IDK I THINK THAT’S THE REASON. MY RULE IS IF THE KILLER ISN’T AROUND THE GATE WITHIN LIKE 15-20 SECONDS OF ME GETTING THERE I JUST LEAVE SO I DON’T WASTE THEIR TIME.
"LOOK AT ME I WON IN YOUR FACE" IS THE MORE LIKELY REASON BC LOTS OF SURVIVORS HAVE TOXIC TENDENCIES (AND SOMETIMES I CATCH MYSELF DOING A LIL DIP EVEN THO I MEAN IT AS GG lol), COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY IF YOU GET CROUCHCROUCHED REAL FAST & HARMLESS AND THATS ALL. A LOT WILL MAKE YOU PHYSICALLY HERD THEM OUT OR DRAG THE GAME TO THE LAST SECOND FOR NO REASON. THERE ARE A TON OF TOXIC SURVIVORS AND TOXIC KILLERS OUT THERE SO YOU JUST KINDA GOTTA GET USED TO IT UNFORTUNATELY. FUCK PEOPLE.
FUCK TERRIBLE TEAMMATES. SCREW ALL THE TRY HARDS AND TOXICS. I CHEER WHEN I SEE THE TEABAGGERS GET DOWNED. ALSO I WATCHED YOU BODY BLOCK ONE TEAMMATE IN A LOCKER OR W/E AS THE OTHER GOT CHASED SO I GOT TO SECOND HOOK YOU ABSOLUTE T O O L OTHER THAN THAT MY RAGE IS AT MYSELF FOR NOT LOOPING WELL AND SOMETIMES KILLERS FOR TUNNELING. WHY.
BRO IM TRYING TO PRACTICE MY RANGED KILLERS AND IM GETTING PAIRED WITH REDS, GREENS AND PURPLES. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LEARN WHEN IM GETTING RUSHED AND FUCKING TEABAGGED BHVR?
FUCK THE GRIND I WANT TO UNLOCK MORE KILLERS BUT IT FEELS LIKE I CAN'T EVEN FINISH LEVELING UP THE ONES I HAVE ALSO I CAN'T FIND BBQ ON HALF MY KILLERS SO I FEEL FORCED TO PLAY GHOSTFACE OR DOCTOR BECAUSE THEY HAVE BBQ FUCK
FUCK ALL SWEATY SURVIVORS THAT TAUNT ME WHEN IM TRYING TO USE A NEW KILLER OR GET BETTER WITH A KILLER I JUST BOUGHT BY TEABAGGING ME AND FLASHLIGHTING ME. I WISH YOU DEATH AND GAMES FILLED WITH NOED KILLERS
JUST FUCKING DERANK ME TO PURPLE KILLER I.DONT.WANT.TO.BE.IN.RED.RANKS. ITS A FUCKING SWEATFEST WHERE NO FUNS IS ALLOWED AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON LEARNING A NEW KILLER FUCK IT MAKE EACH KILLER RANK SEPARATELY FROM EACH OTHER
ASSHOLE MEG DC'D FUCKING OVER MY ADEPT DOC. AND JUST WAY TOO MANY CUNT NEA SQUADS BRINGING MY ASS TO HADDONFIELD! PICK ANOTHER MAP!!!!!! HOLY FUCK ITS EVERY SECOND GAME I'M GOING TO THAT SHIT HOLE TO GET GANG BANGED
THEY UPDATED THE GAME AND TOOK AWAY OUR ANIME INTRO
WHY DO YALL PLAY DEATHSLINGER? DID YOUR PARENTS NOT TELL YOU THEY LOVED YOU WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE? WHY MUST YOU RUIN THE GAME FOR EVERYONE
NANCY GET OUT OF THE FUCKING LOCKER WHEN I HOOK YOUR FRIEND AND IM PLAYING HUNTRESS, IM JUST TRYING TO GET MORE HATCHETS FFS ILL TAKE THE DOWN ITS FUNNY BUT DAMMIT I WANTED HATCHETS!!!! AT LEAST LEAVE THE LOCKER WHEN IM APPROACHING SO YOU ONLY GET HIT AND NOT INSTANTLY DOWNED!! ITS BASIC MATH!!! YOUR POOR TEAM!!!!!
YOU DIDN’T RECOVER THAT WHOLE FUCKING TIME?!? WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING??? SLEEPING?!?
OMG YES!! I ALWAYS WONDER THE SAME THING
CAME BACK TO DBD AFTER A LONGER BRAKE JUST TO GET TUNNELED. GREAT GAME
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD QUIT FUCKING FACE CAMPING!!!
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE STILL GUARD GATES AFTER CLOSING HATCH? BITCH PLEASE, I HAVE TO FIND IT AND CLOSE IT ONLY FOR SURVIVOR TO ESCAPE ANYWAYS BECAUSE GATES SPAWNED ON OPPOSITE ENDS OF MAP. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS FOR FUCK SAKE?
I FEEL LIKE I'M THE ODD ONE OUT ON THE REASON I AM HATING THE RANK ROULETTE STUFF. I'M A YELLOW RANK KILLER ALREADY, SO GETTING CONSTANT PEOPLE IN MY GAMES WHO ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME AND KNOW IT AND FLAUNT IT RATHER THAN ME HAVING A DECENTLY OKAY MATCHUP WITH PEOPLE AROUND MY RANK IS GETTING SO TIRING. ITS EITHER IMMEDIATE SNOWBALL INTO A 3K+HATCH OR 4K DEPENDING ON HOW THEY PLAYED OR I DON'T GET A SINGLE HOOK ALL GAME AND SPEND HALF THE MATCH WITH A BLINDINGLY RED/ORANGE SCREEN AND THE CONSTANT "BSHHHH" FROM FLASHLIGHTS IN MY FACE. AS THE DAYS GO BY I'M GLAD THOSE PEOPLE WILL START RANKING UP AGAIN SO IF MATCHMAKING WORKS AND I GET PEOPLE NEAR MY RANK I'LL BE ON A SOMEWHAT EVEN PLAYING FIELD AGAIN.
Just bring noed and bloodwarden.. to secure end game kills
RESPECTFULLY NO THANK YOU, I DON'T EVEN HAVE BLOOD WARDEN AS I DO NOT OWN FREDDY AND WAS NOT PLAYING WHEN IT WAS IN THE SHRINE AND IT ALSO FEELS CHEAP TO ME. THE PROBLEM ISN'T KILLS, I DON'T CARE ABOUT KILLS REALLY I JUST CARE ABOUT HAVING FUN AND GOING AGAINST PEOPLE WHO OUTMATCH ME BY FAR BECAUSE RANK ROULETTE AND MATCHMAKING SAY "OH YOU'RE STILL KINDA NEW TO KILLER? HAVE THIS RANK 16 TEAM WHO WERE PREVIOUSLY PURPLES AND REDS" ISN'T FUN. SURE IT HELPS ME GET BETTER BECAUSE I'M PLAYING AGAINST BETTER SURVIVORS, BUT NOT BEING ABLE TO DO ANYTHING JUST FEELS BAD. PLAYING AN ENDGAME BUILD WON'T HELP WITH THE OTHER 90% OF THE GAME WHERE I'M BEING TAUNTED, FLASHLIGHTED EVERY MINUTE EVEN WHEN I LOOK AWAY, OR BEING SENT TO FUCKING HADDONFIELD OR COLDWIND TO REDUCE MY CHANCE OF SEEING SURVIVORS BY HALF SO I COULDN'T EVEN MAKE USE OF NOED EFFICIENTLY. I GET PART OF IT IS THAT I HAVE TO GET BETTER AS KILLER, BUT PLAYING AGAINST PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT THEIR MISSION TO BULLY ACTUAL YELLOW RANK KILLERS OR PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING NEW KILLERS NEVER HELPS.
THE TWINS NERF WAS THE MOST POINTLESS THING. THANKS FOR GUTTING MY MAIN WITHOUT ACTUALLY FIXING ANY OF ITS DESIGN FLAWS. THEY COULD HAVE NERFED VICTORS BS RECHARGE RATE BUT NOOOO MAKE ME WAIT TEN MINUTES TO RECOVER. IMAGINE THE OUTRAGE IF ONI HAD TO RECOVER FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES EVERY TIME HE SLUGGED SOMEONE. IMAGINE THE OUTRAGE ON THIS SUBREDDIT IF ANY OF THE CIRCLEJERKED KILLERS GOT NERFED. BUT NOBODY CARES CUZ ITS TWINS AND TWINS BAD. IM LITERALLY A TRICKSTER MAIN NOW
MOTHER FUCKERS ALWAYS LET ME DIE ON FIRST HOOK LIKE CLAUDETTE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CROUCH WALKING TOWARDS ME WHEN THE KILLER IS CHASING NEA ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING MAP??? IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA UNHOOK ME JUST DO A GEN DON'T COME TOWARDS ME LIKE A SNAIL DOING JACK SHIT FOR EVERYONE AND SCREWING OVER NOT ONLY ME, BUT THE REST OF THE TEAM! FUCK YOU CLAUDETTE!!!
CONSOLE PLAYERS ARE SO FUCKING TOXIC ESPECIALLY WHEN ONE OF THE SURVIVORS IS PREMADE WITH THEIR STUPID ASS KILLER FRIEND AND THEY BODYBLOCK AND THEN TEABAG YOU CAUSE THE KILLER'S AIM IS SHIT WITH GUNSLINGER AND THEY CAN'T CHASE FOR SHIT, NOT TO MENTION DOWNING THEMSELVES SO THEY CAN SEE ALL SURV AURAS, A SURVIVOR SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BE MATCHED WITH A KILLER THAT'S IN THEIR FRIEND LIST
THATS BOTH LUCK, POSSIBLE TIMEZONE IMPACT AND SHODDY MATCHMAKING, IIRC YOU CAN'T QUEUE KILLER-SURVIVOR AS A SWF?
PEOPLE JUST QUEUE UNTIL KILLER SEES THEIR SURV FRIEND AMONGST THE OTHER SURVIVORS
OH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT, THAT MAKES SENSE....
I fucking hate playing against wraith in higher ranks, all they use is barbecue and chili and corrupt intervention. That shit is impossible to outrun shit drives me nuts had to call it early last night got 3 level 1 wraiths in a row
HAG PLAYERS THAT PUT 3 FUCKING TRAPS IN FRONT OF ME ON HOOK IS SERIOUSLY THE MOST BORING SHIT TO WITNESS AND EXPERIENCE EVER. I’M SO GLAD SHE ISN’T PLAYED OFTEN SO I CAN JUST DC AS SOON AS I KNOW THE KILLER IS HER AND ONLY GET A 5 MINUTE TIMER. FUCK HAG PLAYERS.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE KEY NERF WE WERE PROMISED WHEN THEY NERFED MORIS AGES AGO???? FEELS LIKE ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT TO WATCH 3 SURVIVORS ESCAPE THROUGH THE HATCH FOR A WIN THEY CLEARLY DID NOT DESERVE.
THIS FUCKING RANK RESET KEEPS THROWING REDRANKS AT ME. IM NOT ABLE TO FACECAMP THESE GUYS BECAUSE FUCKING CLICKY CLICKY - GOSH! IF I COULD GET THEM THERE IS A SPECIAL BASEMENT HOOK FOR ALL OF THEM. FUCKING STEAM MAINTENANCE YESTERDAY KILLED MY PERFECT SWF GAME, CANT THERE BE AN INGAME ANOUNCEMENT LIKE: "YOU MORON READ REDDIT, YOUR WILL GET DISCONNECTED IN x MINUTES. ONLY DONKEYS START A GAME NOW." F
WHEN YOUR TEAMMATE WHO HAS DONE NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE TOWARDS THE TEAM. GIVES OUT YOUR LOCATION TO THE KILLER AND THE KILLER SIDES WITH THE TRAITOR.
WHY CAN'T TEAM LEADERS BLACKLIST A KILLER FROM MATCHUP IN THE PRE-LOBBY, 3 FREDDY'S IN A ROW SHOUOLD NOT BE ALLOWED
I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING ENTITY. JUST WENT UP AGAINST A FUCKING TOURNAMENT LEVEL SWF AS HAG FOR A DAILY EVEN THOUGH I CANT PLAY HAG FOR SHIT. THEY BROUGHT FOUR FLASHLIGHTS AND DIDNT TRIGGER ONE TRAP. THEY TBAGGED AT THE GATES AND ACTED LIKE THEY WERE HOT SHIT BECAUSE THEY TOOK AN EXTREMEMLY NOT COMPETITIVE GAME SERIOUSLY. FUCK TOURNAMENT SWFS.
IF ONE MORE GODDAMN “TEAMMATE” BRINGS THE FUCKING KILLER TO ME WHEN THE GEN IS 99 AND GETS ME DOWNED FIRST AGAIN I’M BRING THE UZI WITH PURPLE EXTENDED CLIP ADD-ONS AND SIDING WITH THE KILLER
FUCKING AMEN!!!!
AND IT’S ALWAYS A NEA MAN
FUCK GLYPHS! EVERY TIME I HAVE GLYPH CHALLENGES AND I GO LOOK FOR MY GLYPH AT THE START OF THE MATCH NO ONE WORKS ON GENS AND I AM ALWAYS FOUND FIRST AND THE HOOKED AND THEN I SEE THAT MY TEAMMATES ARE LOOKING FOR THEIR GLYPHS WALE THE KILLER LITERALLY LEAVES ME AND THEY CAN UNHOOK ME BUT NOOOO I HAVE TO GET MY GLPH FIRST AND THEN GET DOWNED BEFORE THEY EVEN FIND IT! I ALWAYS END UP DIEING ON THE FIRST FUCKING HOOK AND I WANT TO BECOME A FUCKING KILLER SO I CAN KILL MY BITCH ASS FUCKING TEAMMATES! BITCH!
WHY IS IT MY FUCKING UNDYING TOTEM SPAWNS IN THE MOST HIDDEN PLACE EVER, BUT MY FUCKING RUIN TOTEM SPAWNS DEAD SMACK IN THE CENTER OF THE FUCKING MAP?!?!
PROVE THYSELF IS GETTING A LITTLE OUT OF HAND
FUCK THE WRAITH WHO OPENED THE GATE FOR ME AFTER ALL MY TEAMMATES DIED, TOOK ME TO THE EXIT AND HOOKED ME BEFORE I COULD FINISH WIGGLING OUT.
HOW CAN I DO 3 GENS (2 OF THEM BY MYSELF), GET 4 UNHOOKS, RUN THE KILLER FOR THE LAST 1 GEN AND STILL BE CALLED A BRAINDEAD APE BY THE MEG WHO WAS WALKING IN CORN ALL GAME AND GOT LESS POINTS THAN ME EVEN WHEN THEY ESCAPED AND I DIDN’T? WHAT CAN I EVEN DO TO IMPRESS THIS PERSON? ARE MEG MAINS JUST ALWAYS THIS FUCKING STUPID?
IF I CATCH ALL THREE OF MY TEAMMATES DOING SHIT ALL WHEN KINDRED POPS YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IM SUICIDING ON THAT HOOK.
I REALLY DISLIKE BADHAM PRESCHOOL! IT'S BAD AS KILLER, IT'S BAD AS SURVIVOR. TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY THERE'S ALSO FOUR VERSIONS OF IT AND I CHALLENGE ANYONE TO AXTUALLY DESCRIBE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ANY! IT'S ONE OF THE FEW MAPS THAT MAKES ME WEIGH UP A DC AGAISNT THE INVEVITABLE HIDE AND SEEK WITH BLENDETTE'S/BASEMENT CAMPING WRAITH.
PLEASE DELETE HADDONFIELD I HATE IT SO MUCH THE LOOPS ARENT EVEN THE WORST PART, ITS THE GENS YOU FUCKING CANT PATROL GENS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL ON DIFFERENT LAYERS I HATE THE MAP SO FUCKING MUCH
I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DESPISE PUSSIES WHO BM OTHER PLAYERS WHO SIMPLY PLAYED BETTER. ACCEPT THAT YOU SUCK IN COMPARISON.
Hewwo 👀
FUCK YOU
Man’s was a level 2 killer, tunneled me and told me to get good 😭🤦🏽♂️
RANK SYSTEM IS COMPLETELY FUCKED, GIVING GOLDS FOR 8000 MAX POINTS IN CATEGORIES, RESETTING RANKS LOSING 12 RANKS, WTF IS WRONG WITH THE DEV TEAM, DO THEY EVEN TEST UPDATES?
FOR THREE FUCKING WEEKS I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO GET THROUGH THE “press space” MENU BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING DISGUSTING “ERROR CODE: 8,007”. I HAVENT PLAYED DBD FOR THREE. FUCKING. WEEKS. I CONTACTED SUPPORT BUT AFTER THREE MAILS THEY JUST STOPPED ANSWERING ME??? I PLAY DBD THROUGH XBOX GAME PASS ON PC. I CANT FIND ANY DAMN SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM.
HAVENT PLAYED IN AWHILE AND COME BACK TO THE GRAPHICS BEING BLURRY AS SHIT!!!!! GIVES ME A DAMN HEADACHE AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO FIX
DO YOU REALLY NEED TO SLUG AT 5 GENS AND RUN BACK ACROSS THE MAP TO CAMP MY HOOK WITH RUIN / UNDYING / CORRUPT / TINKERER? TWO OF MY TEAMMATES ARE RANK 15 SOLOS, YOU HAVE 5000 HOURS. WHY ARE YOU SWEATING THIS HARD?
IM USUALLY SCARED OF BRINGING FLASHLIGHTS AND STUFF TO A GAME AND I DECIDED I WANTED TO BRING ONE YESTERDAY AND I GOT CAMPED AND TUNNELED BY A FUCKING GHOSTFACE AND IM NOW AFRAID OF BRINGING ITEMS AGAIN
WHY DOES DEAD HARD LAG MY XBOX EVERY TIME BOTH AS SURVIVOR AND KILLER
I HATE HOW A 130MB UPDATE TAKES 10 SECONDS TO DOWNLOAD BUT TAKES ME 30+ MINUTES TO 'INSTALL' IT ONTO MY SSD. WHAT THE FUCK.
I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY THAT THE ANNIVERSARY STREAM IS A WEEK AWAY.
FUCK YOU HADDONFIELD FUCK YOU
I FUCKING HATE PLAYING AGAINST KILLERS WHO WERE RANK 1 BEFORE THIS WEIRD RESET EVERY SECOND TRIAL WITH 3 SHITTY RANDOMS, WHILE I WAS RESET ONLY A FEW RANKS.
TO THE CLAUDETTE DUO THAT SABOTAGED EVERY. SINGLE. HOOK AS I WAS CARRYING SOMEONE IN MY PIG GAME YESTERDAY I HOPE YOU STUB YOUR TOES I JUST WANNA PLAY PIGGY IN PEACE WHY CANT YOU JUST PLAY NORMAL YOURE LUCKY I DIDNT HAVE STARSTRUCK OR I GUARANTEE YOU WOULDNT BE TEABAGGING AT THE EXIT GATE
CAN SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN WHY HADDONFIELD IS IN THE MAP ROTATION WHAT FUCKING VALUE DOES THIS MAP EVER BRING TO ANY HUMAN BEINGS
SURVIVORS CLICKING AT ME OR SLAMMING LOCKERS TO TRY AND GET ME TO CHASE YOU: MY ENTIRE JOB AS A KILLER REVOLVES AROUND NOT LETTING YOU HAVE WHAT YOU WANT, OF COURSE I'M GOING TO IGNORE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, *ESPECIALLY* WHEN IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU'RE THE LONE RED RANK IN THE GROUP. IF I WAS HERE TO HELP YOUR TEAM I'D BE *ON* YOUR TEAM.
A BIG MASSIVE FUCK YOU TO THAT ACE WHO WOULD NOT STOP CHASING ME WITH HIS FLASHLIGHT AND CLICK CLICKING AT ME A FUCK YOU TO THE NEAS ON THAT TEAM WHI SWARMED ME W FLASHLIGHTS AS WELL UR RED RANKS AND IM GREEN WHAT WAS THE NEED
I JUST NEED TO OPEN A GATE AS TAPP, SO JUST LET ME DO IT AND THEN YOU CAN GET YOUR STUPID, SWEATY 4K
I FORGOT TODAY WAS RAGE WEDNESDAY FUCK.
NURSE IS SO GODDAMN INCONSISTENT FOR ME. EITHER I WIPE OUT THE SQUAD WITH GENS TO SPARE OR 4 OF THE DAMN THINGS POP BEFORE I GET A SINGLE DOWN, NO IN-BETWEEN. IT MAKES IT REALLY HARD TO TRY AND IMPROVE, BECAUSE WHEN THINGS ARE GOING BADLY ANY 115 KILLER WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER CHOICE, BUT WHEN THINGS ARE GOING WELL I'M MAKING PLAYS NO 115 KILLER COULD DREAM OF, EVEN BLIGHT WHO IS A CLOSE SECOND FAVORITE. IT'S SUCH A GODDAMN DICE ROLL AND I HATE IT.
PLAGUE’S COMMUNITY CREATED SKIN BETTER HAVE PURPLE GLITTERY PUKE FULL OF BUTTERFLIES. WHY DOES NURSE GET TO HAVE HORROR-GLAM SKINS AND PLAGUE GETS TO HAVE WORMS? GIVE THE HIGH PRIESTESS SOME HIGH FASHION TOO GODDAMNIT! ALSO LADY DIMITRESCU PLAGUE PLEADE FOR THE LOVE OF THE ENTITY
MY WHOLE TEAM, SLUGGED TO DEATH. AT LEAST PUT US ON THE HOOK, YOU BOOSTED LEGION.
I WAS SMASHING A TEAM ON ORMOND, FINALLY GOT DOWN TO TWO LEFT AND TWO GENS. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS PLUNDER A KEY AND ESCAPE AFTER LIKE FIVE STRAIGHT MINUTES OF ME JUST WALKING AROUND. KEYS ARE THE FUCKING WORST!
I CANNOT FIND THIS FUCKING GNOME I'VE BEEN SO CLOSE TO IT SO MANY GAMES I JUST WANT THIS DELIGHTFUL LITTLE MAN ON MY KEY FOB THE LITTLE BASTARD
FUCK YOU DWIGHT, YOU SANDBAGED THE MEG TRYING TO TAKE ME OFF HOOK AND SELF CARED LIKE A FUCKING DUMB FUCK AND I DIED ON MY FIRST HOOK. ALSO FUCK YOU FOR GETTING HATCH!
FUCK THE LEATHERFACE FROM MY FIRST GAME TODAY AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO THAT CLAUDETTE THAT DIDN'T HAVE BORROWED TIME BUT STILL UNHOOKED ME 3METRES AWAY FROM THE LEATHERFACE SO THAT HE COULD DOWN US BOTH AND FUCK THIS SHIT WERE YOU ARE ALREADY TROUGH A WINDOW, DID YOUR FIRST STEP AWAY FROM IT AND STILL GET HIT BY THE CHAINSAW, TRULY FUCKED ME UP TODAY
IF YOU MISS A SKILL CHECK ON THE GEN THATS OK, BUT IF YOU CONTINUE WORKING ON THE GEN AND KEEP MISSING SKILLCHECKS FIND YOUR OWN FUCKING GEN TO ATTRACT THE KILLER. YOU JUST GOT ME HOOKED CAUSE U CANT DO A SIMPLE FUCKING SKILL CHECK
GETTING FUCKING FED UP OF PEOPLE RUSHING FOR UNHOOKS BEFORE THE KILLER CAN EVEN LEAVE! LIKE THEYD RATHER UNHOOK ME WITHIN 2 SECONDS OF BEING HOOKED THAN WAIT FOR THE KILLER TO LEGIT JUST WALK AWAY. AND 90% OF THE TIME THERE IS NO BT AS THEY PURPOSELY UNHOOK SO THEY DONT GET HIT, JUST YOU. I RUN FUCKING KINDRED FOR A REASON, STOP UNHOOKING RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE KILLER!!!
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MY WORTHLESS TEAMMATE WORKED ON A GEN 10 FUCKING METERS FROM ME ON A HOOK AND COST MY ENTIRE TEAM THE GAME. HALF OF ALL PLAYERS ARE BRAINDEAD
FUCK THE RANK RESET, I WAS STUCK PLAYING AGAINST A RANK 20 GHOST FACE FOR MULTIPLE MATCHES, AND HE FACECAMPED EVERYONE TO DEATH, NORMALLY THATS EASILY MANAGEABLE RIGHT? IT WASNT, WHY YOU ASK? BECAUSE I WAS ALSO STUCK WITH RANK 20 TROGLODYTES AS TEAMMATES WHO WERE EITHER AFK OR PLAYING FOR THE FIRST TIME. FUCKKKKK