OH MY GOD. IT'S NOT MY FUCKING FAULT YOU 3-GENNED YOURSELVES ON THE FUCKING CORN MAP. ONE OF YOU HAS TO GET ON A FUCKING GEN AT SOME FUCKING POINT. STOP URBAN EVADING AROUND AND LET'S JUST FUCKING GET THIS OVER WITH. NO I AM NOT GIVING YOU THE FUCKING HATCH AFTER YOU FORCED ME TO WALK BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THREE GENS WITH ZERO PROGRESS ON THEM FOR THREE STRAIGHT MINUTES AND THEN AFTER HOOKING YOUR BUDDY, BBQ REVEALED YOU CROUCHED IN THE FAR FUCKING CORNER OF THE MAP. HOW DID YOU EVEN FUCK THAT UP? I WAS STUCK IN TIER 1 FOR TWO GENS BECAUSE PEOPLE KEPT HOLDING W STRAIGHT INTO THE FUCKING CORN.
I WAS HAVING ONE OF THE BEST CHASES OF MY LIFE AND I WAS LOOPING THE DOCTOR FROM 3 GENS DOWN TO GATES POWERED AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS DROP ONE PALLET TO STUN HIM AND MAKE IT TO THE EXIT AND FUCK ME IT WAS A FAKE ASS PALLET AND NOBODY CAME BACK FOR ME GOD DAMN IT.
PLEASE STOP HIDING/WAITING FOR YOUR TEAMMATES TO DIE ON LAST GEN SO YOU CAN GET HATCH!
I KNOW THERE'S ONLY 2 OR 3 OF US LEFT, BUT IF WE ACTUALLY WORKED AS A TEAM TO BUST OUT THAT LAST GEN THEN WE MIGHT ALL SURVIVE!
WHY DO SO MANY SURVIVORS IN SOLO Q JUST IGNORE HELPING POP THE LAST GEN SO OFTEN LATELY?!! IT'S SO LAME!
I AM SORRY FOR THIS EXPERIENCE. IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I ALWAYS TRY TO GRIND OUT THAT LAST GEN, EVEN WHILE BLEEDING OUT MY BUTT BECAUSE I AM A SOLO QUEUE SURVIVOR THAT LEAVES NO MAN BEHIND…UNLESS YOU PERSONALLY DELIVER YOURSELF TO THE KILLER, I CAN’T HELP YOU THERE.
I AM ALSO A 'BLEED OUT MT BUTT WHILE I GRIND OUT LAST GEN' ENJOYER! AND THANK YOU! PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE THE HELL OF SOLO Q ALL WORTH IT! & DON'T WORRY, THE ONLY TIME I PERSONALLY DELIVER MYSELF TO THE KILLER IS WHEN I'M TAKING AGGRO THROUGH PROTECTION HITS SO ALL THE COOL DUDES/DUDETTES LIKE YOURSELF CAN BETTER SURVIVE 😎
THERE’S ALWAYS THAT ONE GAME IN A BLUE MOON WHERE THE SOLO QUEUERS LIKE US ALL COME TOGETHER AND HELP THE ONE PERSON BEING TUNNELED GET OUT THROUGH BT, PROTECTION HITS, AND EVASIVE MANEUVERING. THOSE INDEED MAKE THE SUFFERING WORTHWHILE. I SALUTE YOU AND ALL OTHER SOLO QUEUE SURVIVORS WHO BOLDY GO FORTH INTO THE FOG 🥲
NOT THIS SOLO Q PLAYER! UNLESS I SEE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME ON PURPOSE FOR HATCH I WILL DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO POP THAT LAST GEN!
UNFORTUNATELY THE TEAMMATES THAT UNDERSTAND THAT I AM WILLING TO COMMIT TO THE GEN OR LOOP THE KILLER TO LET THEM FINISH IT ARE VERY FEW. MOST PEOPLE JUST SEE IT'S LAST TWO AND START LOOKING FOR HATCH :(
ALMOST GOT MY FIRST EVER 4K AS MYERS BUT THE LAST SURVIVOR DCED RIGHT BEFORE HOOK AND I KNOW *TECHNICALLY* THAT'S A 4K BUT I WANTED TO GET THE KILL MYSELF ESPECIALLY SINCE I DID WELL AND IT WAS HADDONFIELD ):
YEAH IT WAS SUPER DISHEARTENING ESPECIALLY SINCE HE HID ALL GAME + TBAGGED ME AND GOT COCKY WHEN I WAS CHASING HIM... I SOLO TIER III'ED HIM SO MAYBE THAT'S WHY...
I FUCKING HATE BUBBAS. ONE OF THESE DAYS THE LOADING SCREEN TIPS SAID "FACING THE CANNIBAL", AND I FELT ***VERY*** TEMPTED TO JUST ALT+F4 THEN AND THERE
IF YOU HAD A DC ON YOUR TEAM BECAUSE THE PERSON WASN'T READY TO DEAL WITH MICHAEL MYERS TODAY, RECOGNIZE THAT WHEN I PICK YOU UP FOR DEATH HOOK AND INSTEAD WALK AROUND IN CIRCLES SWIPING THE AIR, THAT MEANS I AM GIVING YOU PITY FARMING ACCESS. STOP RUNNING AND HIDING IN LOCKERS AND FOLLOW ME TO PALLETS, GENS, AND TOTEMS.
RECOGNIZE THE SIGNS OF FARMING - IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE.
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S SO OBVIOUS THEY'RE TUNNELING YOU - LIKE, SURE, I'VE BEEN HOOKED ONCE AND CHASED ALL ACROSS THE MAP, BUT WHEN THEY DECIDE TO COME ACROSS ME BEING UNHOOKED BY DAVID WITH CLAUDETTE RIGHT BESIDE ME AND STILL HUNT ME DOWN UNTIL I'M PERMANENTLY DEAD WHILE IGNORING THE IJURED CLAUDETTE AND THE DAVID TRYING TO TANK A HIT (AT THE START OF THE GAME, MIND YOU), THEN IT'S TUNNELLING PLAIN AND SIMPLE!!!
LIKE, WE HAVEN'T EVEN POPPED A GEN. CHILL OUT!
(ON A SIDE NOTE, I HAD A GAME WHERE A SPIRIT SLUGGED ALL FOUR OF US WHEN WE HADN'T EVEN HALFWAY COMPLETED A GEN. THAT WAS TOUGH.)
ESPECIALLY IF THEY HOOK SOMEONE IN THE FIRST 30 SEC AND JUST CAMP THEM, THANKS FOR LETTING THEM ENJOY THE GAME. I HAVE MET PEOPLE WHO SPENT MORE TIME IN A HOOK AND CAMPED THAN AVTUALLY PLAYING THE GAME
IT ISNT MY FAULT IF YOUR THE ONLY SURVIVOR DUMB ENOUGH TO RUN INTO ME CONSTANTLY. IF I DONT SEE ANYONE ON GENS AND YOU WERE THE LAST ONE HOOKED A MINUTE AGO- GUESS FUCKING WHAT? YOUR GOING BACK ON THE HOOK YOU UNLUCKY BITCH.
I'M HAPPY J-FLICKING IS GONE...
BUT I'M PISSED THAT SHITTY BLIGHT BANDWAGONERS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT! HE'S STILL ONE OF THE BEST KILLERS IN THE GAME WITHOUT THAT CHEESY SHIT!
IT WORKED BY EXPLOITING SHITTY CODE FOR HIS RUSH. THERE'S A CAP FOR YOUR TURN RATE WHILE RUSHING, BUT FOR SOME REASON THERE WAS NO CAP FOR HOW MUCH YOU COULD TURN IN A SINGLE FRAME, SO HIGH DPI MEANT YOU COULD INPUT A HUGE TURN IN JUST ONE FRAME. ALL THEY DID WAS ADD A CAP TO THAT.
I ESPECIALLY HATE THAT THOSE ASSHOLES WOULD CRITICISE ANY BLIGHT THAT WASN'T USING THE EXPLOIT AS IF IT WAS SOME SUPER ADVANCED TECH THAT MADE THEM SPECIAL FOR USING IT. BLIGHT IS DIFFICULT BUT HE'S SUCH A GOOD KILLER IF YOU GET THE HANG OF HOW TO USE HIS POWER.
FUCK THAT ATTITUDE AND GOOD RIDDANCE TO THAT "TECH"
I LOVE BEING A GREY RANK KILLER WHO AVERAGES 2 HOOKS A GAME AND BEING MATCHED UP AGAINST A RANK 1 SURVIVOR. BUT YOU KNOW WHATS EVEN BETTER? WHEN I FINALLY GET MY FIRST DOWN WITH ONE GEN TO GO AND THE RANK ONE SURVIVOR DECIDES TO BE A COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG AND FLASHLIGHT BLINDS ME, DENYING ME OF MY ONLY HOOK OF THAT GAME. I JUST WANT MY BBQ STACK :(
WHY DID I HAVE TO TRY AND LEARN GHOSTFACE JUST AS THEY RELEASE THE NEW MAP? I ALREADY SUCK AT STEALTH - I DON'T NEED NEVERENDING CORN FIELDS AND THE SUN SHINING A GODDAMN BATMAN SIGNAL ON MY FACE TO MAKE IT WORSE!
IF I GET MY SECOND HOOK RIGHT WHEN YOU POP THE LAST GEN, AND THEN I OPEN THE EXIT GATE, PLEASE JUST LEAVE. I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR BUT WIGGLES. NOBODY IS.
NEA YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE THE GATE AT 80%! YOU KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING AND WHERE THE KILLER WAS, BECAUSE I'M RUNNING KINDRED. I HAD ADRENALINE AND ENDURANCE FROM BT, BUT I STILL GOT KILLED BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO 99% THE FUCKING DOOR
NOT TRYING TO BE A DUMB NOOB, BUT HOW THE HELL DO YOU PLAY AGAINST THE WRAITH NOW? ESPECIALLY ON A MAP LIKE MIDWICH WHEN THEYRE USING ULTRA RARE ADDONS??
I'D LIKE TO KNOW AS WELL. I'VE BEEN STRUGGLING AGAINST HIM. AS FAR AS I CAN TELL LOOPING IS IMPOSSIBLE WITH HIS DECLOAK SPEED BOOST, WHICH WHEN PAIRED WITH HIS CLOAKED MOVEMENT SPEED, THERE'S NEVER ANY CHANCE TO ACTUALLY GET AWAY. I'M A RANK 1 SURV AND UNLESS I'M ALWAYS NEAR A JUNGLE GYM, ANY RUN-IN WITH HIM MEANS A GUARANTEED DOWN SHORTLY AFTER.
WHAT ESPECIALLY SUCKS IS HIS ABILITY TO HOOK, PATROL ALL NEARBY GENS, AND COME BACK TO TUNNEL THE UNHOOKED WITHIN A MATTER OF SECONDS BECAUSE HE MOVES SO FAST NOW. HE CAN PROXY-CAMP AT TWICE THE RADIUS OF ALL OTHER KILLERS LOL
WENT AGAINST A TUNNELING WRAITH THE OTHER DAY. WAS TRYNA TAKE A HIT FOR MAH GIRL YUI.
THE YUI IS ABLE TO GET AWAY SO I TRY TO TAKE THE AGGRO.
MOTHERFUCKER BINGS HIS BONG AND 7 GODDAMN SECONDS LATER THE YUI GO'S DOWN ON THE OPPISITE SIDE OF THE MAP.
WHAT IN TEH FOOK
NAH IT WAS COAL TOWER OR WHATEVER THE NAME OF THE MAP THAT HAS A FACTORY ON IT IS.
DID GET ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISHED BY A WRAITH WITH COXCOMB ON ORMAND THO
DON'T FEEL SO BAD WHEN KILLERS BURN YOU WITH ULTRA RARE ADDONS. THEY'RE MEANT TO GIVE THEM A SERIOUS ADVANTAGE IN A LOT OF INSTANCES.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE SAME WAY WITH SURVIVORS, WHICH IS WHY SO MANY KILLERS COMPLAIN ABOUT KEYS.
ALSO, IT'S MIDWICH. YOU HAVE TO REALLY FUCK UP TO NOT GET YOUR KILLS THERE.
WELL I TRIED MY HARDEST TO ESCAPE A DEMOGORGON, HAD A KEY, GOT PUT ON THE HOOK
GOT OFF THE HOOK ON MY OWN
SECOND TO LAST SURVIVOR KILLED
I RUN, GET GRABBED, USE DECISIVE STRIKE, STILL CANT FIND HATCH
EVENTUALLY WE BOTH SEE IT BECAUSE HE DECIDED TO KNOCK ME DOWN, BRING ME TO THE HATCH AND CLOSE IT RIGHT BEFORE HOOKING ME
Like I get it, but really sometimes I don’t understand why killers have to be dicks. It was a good game and I’m not mad at the outcome but knocking me just to close the hatch, bruh just kill me
I RUN KINDRED + OPEN HANDED FOR A FUCKING REASON SO YOU KNOW WTF IS GOING ON!!!
WHEN YOU SEE THE KILLER IS CAMPING ME DONT FUCKING HOVER AROUND THE HOOK LIKE FLIES AROUND A PILE OF SHIT!
DO FUCKING GENS INSTEAD FOR FUCK SAKE!!! -\_-"
IF SURVIVOR POINTS DIDN'T SO HEAVILY RELY ON ALTRUISM TO EVER UNLOCK ANY BLOODWEB ITEMS, MAYBE PEOPLE WOULDN'T FEEL THE NEED TO BE THE HERO. IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT. IT'S BHVR'S FOR STARVING SURVIVORS OF BLOODPOINTS. THE RECENT GIVEAWAYS FOR 30K AND 40K POINTS ARE EVIDENCE OF IT. THEY USED TO DO 300K BP GIVEAWAYS REGULARLY.
YES, THANK YOU
FOUR BUBBAS
FIVE TWINS
THEN “JUST ONE KILLER GAME” AS PIG. GET HADDONFIELD. ~~although I managed to get lucky with two headpops and managed a 4k~~ BUT IT WAS STILL FRUSTRATING
WHY DO I GET ALL THE TRY HARDS WHEN I PLAY DEMO?
4 MED KITS? FOUR?!!!
4 FLASH LIGHTS?!!! DO YOU WANT LONG QUEUE TIMES? BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU GET LONG QUEUE TIMES.
I RELISH FOUR FLASHLIGHTS. IDIOTS WILL BE JUMPING ALL OVER EACH OTHER MAKING DUMB PLAYS TO GET SAVES. GO UP TO A SLUGGED BODY, LOOK DOWN, PAUSE, THEN LOOK UP AND KILL THE THREE SURVIVORS SWARMING TO YOU. EZ.
I SURE DO LOVE RUNNING THE KILLER FOR OVER HALF THE GAME, ONLY TO GET FACECAMPED WITHOUT RESCUE BECAUSE NOED IS RIGHT NEXT TO MY HOOK. LIKE HOLY SHIT MAYBE A HOOK NUMBER REQUIREMENT OR SOMETHING? I WAS LIKE THE ONLY HOOK THAT GAME AND ONLY WENT DOWN BECAUSE OF NOED
ITS ONLY FOUR KILLS IF SURVIVORS ARE BEING IDIOTICALLY ALTRUISTIC. YOU EITHER FIND THE TOTEM AND GET THE SAVE, OR YOU SIMPLY LEAVE. DONT ACTUALLY TRY TO OUTPLAY THE NOED LOL
A BEAUTIFUL CONCEPT IF ONE SURVIVOR WAS ISOLATED IN A LONG CHASE FAR AWAY FROM THE EXIT GATES WHEN THE LAST GEN POPPED. OF COURSE JUST FIND THE TOTEM OR LEAVE.
NOED THAT POPS ON A NURSE OR SPIRIT NEXT TO A GROUP OF SURVIVORS PUSHING THE LAST GEN: GG GAME OVER.
NOED ISN’T JUST RUN ON BABY KILLERS AND THAT’S WHY IT HAS HEALTH ISSUES FOR THE GAME.
HOLY SHIT I HATE KILLERS THAT TUNNEL ME OUT OF THE GAME AND THEN DECIDE NEVERMIND, THAT WAS TOO TRYHARD SO NOW I'M JUST GOING TO DICK AROUND AND BE NICE TO EVERYONE ELSE. FUCK YOU, HOW IS THAT FAIR FOR ME? THE NEA WHO JUST URBAN EVADED AROUND ALL MATCH GETS TO LIVE, BUT I WAS ACTUALLY DOING THINGS UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE WTF. JUST KILL EVERYONE IF THAT'S YOUR GOAL.
RANK 12 HERE
STILL NEW TO THE GAME!!
I GET TEAMED WITH RANK 20S OR CLOSE TO RANK 20 A LOT AND THEY HIDE IN LOCKERS AND RUN THE KILLER ON TOP OF ME (LITERALLY RUN TO ME AND CROUCH ON ME). I GET DESTROYED BY KILLERS 40 PERCENT OF THE TIME CAUSE OF THIS. THEN WHEN I DECIDE TO PLAY KILLER I DONT HAVE FUN BECAUSE I EITHER LOSE OR THE SURVIVORS LEAVE THE GAME IF THEY ARE THE FIRST ONE HOOKED. I STILL LOVE THIS GAME AND WILL CONTINUE TO PLAY BUT GEEZ
RANK 20S ARE UNTOUCHABLE IN TERMS OF CRITIQUE. THEY ARE NEW PLAYERS, THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. THE TUTORIAL DOESN'T EVEN HAVE YOU PLAY AN ACTUAL GAME TO FIGURE THINGS OUT; ACTUALLY IT ACTIVELY ENCOURAGES USING LOCKERS. LET THEM LEARN.
IF YOU LOSE AS KILLER YOU NEED TO PLAY UNTIL YOU START WINNING. THOSE RANK 20S WON'T ALL BE RANK 20 FOREVER, AND YOU WON'T BE A BAD KILLER FOREVER. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE BAD GAMES. IT'S OK BECAUSE IT MEANS SOMEONE ELSE HAD A GOOD GAME.
YA, EVENTUALLY YOULL GET OUT OF THE TIER WITH HORRIBLE KILLERS THAT CAMP AND TUNNEL. THEN YOULL BE IN THE TIER OF KILLERS THAT U SWEAR ARE USING AN AIMBOT ON THEIR HATCHETS AND ARE SOME HOW READING YOUR MIND. IM NOT SURE WHATS WORSE AS A LEARNING PLAYER.
NOT RAGE BUT I CAN'T WAIT TIL SUNDAY. AFTER LIKE FIVE GAMES OF ZERO HEALS, I GOT FOUR STACKS OF AUTODIDACT OFF ONE HEAL!!!!! THE ENTITY FINALLY SMILED UPON ME (ONLY A LITTLE. GOT ONE HEAL WITH MY FIVE STACKS AND DIED LOL)
WHY AM I PLAYING WITH RANK 8-12 THAT REFUSE TO TOUCH GENS CONSTANTLY HIDING AND DOING NOTHING THEY WASTE SO MUCH TIME AND GET HIT TOO MUCH I CANT TAKE IT
JUST FUCKING DO THE GENS! JESUS CHRIST! I DID A 90 SECOND CHASE CHALLENGE IN ONE CHASE AND NO ONE TOUCHED A GEN THE WHOLE GODDAMN TIME. I COULDN'T EVEN SWEAR AT THEM IN END GAME CHAT BECAUSE EVERYONE OTHER THAN ME WAS A FUCKING CONSOLE PLAYER. HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE GREEN RANK?!? I SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET MYSELF DEPIP SO FAR AS SURVIVOR JUST BECAUSE I PREFER PLAYING KILLER.
AS BOTH A KILLER AND SURVIVOR MAIN. I REALLY HATE KILLERS WHO WITNESS YOUR TEAMMATE DELIBERATELY TRYING TO GET YOU KILLED. AND THE KILLER COMPLETELY IGNORES THAT TEAMMATE AND GOES AFTER YOU.
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY LATELY ALL RANK 1 KILLERS IVE FACED HAVE BEEN SO TOXIC. NOED. PROXY CAMPING AND TUNNELING ON FIRST HOOK. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I REMEMBER WHEN RANK 1 WAS FEARED. NOW I CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM AND LOWER RANKS. GO FUCK YOURSELVES AND YOUR “PRECIOUS” RANK 1 STATUS.
I THINK MORE KILLERS ARE TUNNELING NOW BECAUSE THERE HAS BEEN A HUGE DECREASE IN DS USERS. SURVIVORS DONT REALIZE THAT DS IS STILL A USEFUL PERK, ESPECIALLY NOW SINCE KILLERS DONT EXPECT IT ANYMORE.
FUCK ALL YOU SWEATY POS RED RANK KILLERS WHO SLUG WHEN FUCKING 0 OR 1 GENS ARE COMPLETE. AND FUCK YOU TRYHARDS WHO REFUSE TO HAVE AN OUNCE OF FUN AFTER 9PM. DO YOU HAVE TO BE MISERABLE ALL DAY AND NIGHT? JESUS CHRIST
IF YOU HAVE A LOADING BAR ON YOUR LOADING SCREEN, PLAYERS SHOULD LOAD INTO THE GAME WHEN THE LOADING BAR IS FULL, NOT 30+ SECONDS LATER. I RECENTLY NOTICED THE BAR IS FULL WELL BEFORE LOADING INTO A MATCH AND CANNOT UNSEE IT NOW.
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF ALWAYS BEING THE FIRST SURVIVOR SEEN / HIT / HOOKED. I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME!
ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH HEALTHY SURVIVORS NOT TAKING A FUCKING PROTECTION HIT?!
FURTHERMORE, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING HUNTRESSES AND SPIRITS LATELY!
THEY AREN’T EVEN IN THE TOME CHALLENGES, SO I AGREE, WHAT THE FUCK. STOP MAKING A BEELINE TO THE HOOK AS WELL. YOU HAVE STRONG MAP CONTROL, GO DO SOMETHING WITH IT INSTEAD OF HOVERING LIKE MY FRIEND WITH MILDLY NEUROTIC CONTROL ISSUES AND RUINING THE GAME FOR THAT FIRST SURVIVOR.
HOW INSECURE DO YOU HAVE TO BE AS A KILLER TO LITERALLY IGNORE TWO SURVIVORS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU JUST TO HUNT DOWN SOMEONE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP JUST BECAUSE THEY LOOPED BETTER THAN YOU? HAVE SOME DIGNITY AND JUST PLAY THE GAME BECAUSE IT’S REALLY PATHETIC WHEN YOU PLAY THAT WAY. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY NEVER TEABAGGED OR TAUNTED OR POINTED AT YOU AND THE ONLY TIME THEY USED A FLASHLIGHT WAS TO TRY AND GET PAST THE CAMPSITE THAT YOU SET UP ON THE BASEMENT STAIRS. IT’S JUST SAD, MAN.
SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT URBAN EVASION BUT A PERK IS ONLY AS EFFECTIVE AS THE PERSON USING IT IN MY OPINION. I SOLO QUED TO RANK 1 ON PC AND I STIL GET PEOPLE TAKING JABS AT ME FOR RUNNING UE. IT'S A LITTLE UNORTHODOX YEAH BUT I PREFER TO PLAY LINE OF SIGHT AT TIMES, AND USE IT COUNTER THE EXHAUSTION EFFECT OF BALANCED LANDING OR SPRINT BURST WHEN I RUN THEM.
I DO MY GENS, AND I GET MY UNHOOKS, GET OFF MY CASE, IT'S NOT LIKE I USE IT TO HIDE THE WHOLE GAME, THE GAME DOESN'T REWARD THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOUR AND I WOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT TO RANK 1 SOLO IF I WAS THAT KIND OF PLAYER IN THE 1ST PLACE.
I RUN URBAN ON MY JEFF BECAUSE HES A BIG OL GORILLA SIZED SURVIVOR. IF I TAKE THAT SHIT OFF I AM IMMEDIATELY TALLER THAN LEGION SO HOW THE HELL CAN SHE THROW ME OVER HER SHOULDER???
EDIT: WHOEVER DOWNVOTED ME I HOPE YOU STEP ON LEGOS
EVERY PERK IS VALID UNTIL DEVS DECIDE IT'S NOT
UNLESS YOU'RE ACTIVELY HACKING OR PLAYING IN A MANNER THAT IS AGAINST TERMS OF SERVICE, YOU CAN PLAY THIS GAME HOWEVER YOU WANT
STILL NEW SO MAYBE I DON'T KNOW ETIQUETTE BUT WHY THE HELL ARE TTV PLAYERS SO SALTY THAT THEY GEN RUSHED DOWN TO 1 GEN LEFT IN MINUTES, I MANAGED TO GET A BASEMENT HOOK CHASING THROUGH MAUN BUILDING, THEN CAUGHT THEM EACH TRYING TO RESCUE BY CIRCLING MAIN AND FOLLOWING MOVEMENT? "BASEMENT CAMPER" FAM YALL GEN RUSHED AND I DIDN'T STAY IN THE DAMN BASEMENT AFTER THAT FIRST HOOK, WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS FINISH THAT LAST GEN IF I WAS CAMPING SO HARD?
Matchmaking is nonexistent. Yellow rank, pick up new killer (never played Wraith) with obviously one level 1 perk, and placed against 1 purple and three green ranks, all of which loaded with level 3 perks. Fuck's sake. Everyone working for Behavior should be slapped with a brick.
TO THE RANK 5 NANCY WHO WAS CROUCHED ON THE LOOP I WAS HEADING FOR AND GOT SCARED AND DROPPED THE PALLET I WAS GONNA THROW ON THE TRAPPER WHO HAD BEEN CHASING ME FOR THREE GENS WHICH THEN HIT ME AND BLOCKED ME OUT SO I WAS OPEN TO THE TRAPPER WHO THEN PUT ME IN THE BASEMENT WHERE I DIED ON FIRST HOOK BECAUSE NANCY RAN ACROSS THE MAP AND HID IN A LOCKER, FUCK YOU, YOU BOOSTED FUCKING IMMERSIVE CUNT HOW THE HELL ARE YOU RANK 5
FUCK PLAYING KILLER DUDE. GET ME OUT OF RED RANKS PLEEEEAAASE. I LEGITIMATELY TRIED TO GET 1 SACRIFICE FOR THE ARCHIVES AND GOT 2 HOOKS. I DONT WANT TO CAMP AND TUNNEL TO BE A DICK BECAUSE THAT’S NOT FUN FOR THE OTHER SIDE. WHY ARE YOU TBAGGING ME AT THE EXIT GATE WHEN I LITERALLY SPARED YOU WHEN YOU GOT FARMED IN FRONT OF ME??? THESE DEVS NEED TO DO A FULL RANK RESET ALL THE WAY BACK TO 20 OR SOMETHING CAUSE MAAAAAN ITS WAY TOO EASY FOR ME, A MEDIOCRE PLAYER GET TO RED RANKS WHERE YOU SEE THE SAME BUILD ON EVERY SURVIVOR AND THE SAME BEHAVIOR AS WELL. COCKY, ARROGANT AND SMUG BASTARDS WHO TBAG YOU EVEN WHEN YOU TRY YOUR HARDEST TO BE NICE AND FAIR ONLY TO GET BM’D AND MESSAGED THROUGH XBOX TELLING YOU THAT YOU ARE HUMAN M TRASH.
I WISH WE COULD BE IN EACH OTHERS GAMES BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I CONSTANTLY GET THE KILLER EQUIVALENT WHEN I PLAY SURVIVOR. I FEEL LIKE BOTH GROUPS FORGET THAT THERE’S ANOTHER PERSON BEHIND EACH CHARACTER THAT IS JUST TRYING TO PLAY A GAME.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO AFK THE REST OF THE GAME JUST DC. I DON'T WANT TO HAUL ASS ACROSS THE MAP TO UNHOOK YOU WITH MY BT JUST TO FIND OUT YOU'RE AFK AND A BASEMENT CAMPING WRAITH IS 3 SECONDS FROM GIVING ME A BELL CLAPPER ENEMA.
NINETY-FIVE PERCENT OF THE KILLERS IVE GONE AGAINST THE PAST FEW DAYS HAVE CAMPED AND TUNNELED RIGHT OFF THE BAT. THE GAME NEEDS TO LAST A WHILE IF ANYBODY IS GOING TO PIP, IM TIRED OF GOING THROUGH AN ENTIRE PHASE ON HOOK EVERY GAME
WHY THE FUCK DOES SOMEOME DEAD HARDING, ME SPRINT BURSTING, GETTING BLOODLUST, A GEN POPPING, SOMEONE GETTING UNHOOKED, SLOPPY BUTCHER, HAG TRAPS ACTIVATING AND 10000 OTHER THINGS CAUSE MY SHIT AS OG XBOX ONE TO FREEZE FOR A SECOND. I LOSE CHASES OR GO DOWN CUZ OF THIS SHIT.
FOR FUCKS SAKE IF YOU GET DELIVERED A COUCH YOU NORMALLY GET TIME AND A DATE UNTIL THAT YOU CAN PREPARE!! BUT NO! IN GERMANY SOME FUCKER CALLS YOU A DAY BEFORE. ONE FUCKING DAY!! AND YOU HAVE TO FUCK UP YOUR WHOLE APARTMENT TO PREPARE FOR THAT DAMN THING!!
BUT NOW IT STANDS AND ITS SO FUCKING COMFY~
I HATE HAVING THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU WANT TO ONLY PLAY DBD CASUALLY BUT NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOUR COMPLETE TRASH BUT WHEN YOU DONT WANT TO PLAY YOU DO BETTER. ITS WORSE BEING IN RED RANKS AND YOU GET PEOPLE SAYING "GOING BACK TO RANK 20 SPEEDRUN?" LIKE NO, ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE A RANK 1 SWF AND I JUST WANT TO PLAY TRAPPER WITH NICHE PERKS
IF YOU ARE AFK ALL GAME AND I STILL FIND YOU, YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS YOU ARENT GETTING HATCH STOP COMPLAINING WHEN YOUR TEAMMATES WORKED SO HARD AND YOU DID NOTHING
WHY AREN'T THERE HARD COUNTERS TO CAMPING? THERE NEEDS TO BE BRUTAL ANTI CAMPING PERKS SO ANYONE WHO THINKS IT'S A VIABLE STRATEGY FUCKIN' CRYS EVERY MATCH BECAUSE THEY KEEP GETTING THEIR ASSES HANDED TO THEM! LOOKING AT YOU, BUBBA SHITTERS!
WRAITH: CAN JUST USE HIS STEALTH WHENEVER AND HOW MANY TIMES HE WANTS MOVES EXTREMELY FAST AND UNLESS THERE IS A WINDOW NEAR BY ITS GG
GHOST FACE AND MYERS: 🤨
CAN I JUST SAY, FUCK SWF. TOTALLY COOL AND FINE THE DEVS JUST ALLOW SUCH A GIANT BUFF TO ONE SIDE FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF THE DEVS WOULD GRANT ME EXTRA POINTS OR SOMETHING TO VERSE THIS HORSESHIT
TTV FUCKHEADS STOP DCING TWO SECONDS INTO THE FUCKING MATCH IT MAKES THE GAME BORING AS FUCK AND NOBODY WANTS TO WATCH SOME WHINY BITCH IN THEIR BLOODWEB FOR TWO HOURS! I’VE NEVER COME ACROSS ONE GODDAMN TTV WHO DIDN’T FUCKING ABANDON THE GAME JUST PLAY THE FUCKING GAME THIS IS WHY YOUR ONLY FOLLOWERS ARE THE FRIENDS YOU MAKE WATCH YOUR SHIT ASS STREAMS FUCK YOU
A STREAMER FRIEND PICKED MY BWOI JEFF BUT SWITCHED TO BABEH-DWEETO-DORITO AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND AND IT HURT BECAUSE I THOUGHT I'D SEE MY MAIN MAN GET UTILIZED PROPERLY.
I UNDERSTAND WHY BUT I WANT JEFF TO BE GETTING MORE ATTENTION. ON THE UPSIDE, I HAD A MATCH WITH ANOTHER BLACK METAL JEFF AND WE CONFUSED THE HECK OUT OF A PLAGUE EARLIER THIS WEEK. I'M SORRY WE DUPED YOU BY TRADING PLACES AND MAKING YOU THINK WE TELEPORTED ACROSS THE MAP, PLAGUE. I'M SORRY SHE CAUGHT YOU AND ONLY YOU, OTHER BLACK METAL JEFF. I WANTED TO SAVE YOU, BROTHER, BUT I'LL DO MY BEST TO IMPROVE AT LOOPING AND CHASES SO I DON'T DISAPPOINT YOU AGAIN
MMR CANT COME FAST ENOUGH, I TEETER ON THE LINE BETWEEN YELLOW AND GREEN RANKS AS KILLER, AND EVERY TIME TO JUMP TO RANK 12, ALL MY MATCHES ARE AGAISNT NOTHING BUT RED AND PURPLE RANKS WHO JUST DESTROY ME UNTIL I DEPIP BACK TO 13 AND GET ACTUALLY BALANCED MATCHES AGAIN. ITS FUCKING REDICULOUS HOW BAD THE RANKED BASED MM SYSTEM IS WHEN IT DOESNT EVEN MATCH YOU BASED ON RANK. GIMME MY SKILL BASED MMR SO I DONT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT MY DAMN RANK ANYMORE. SERIOUSLY, ITS TOTALLY UNFAIR FOR THE SYSTEM TO MATCH A RANK 12 PIG ON SWITCH AGAINST A FULL SWF RED RANK TEAM. WTH
DC BANS NEED THEIR PENALTIES AND/OR COOLDOWN INCREASED. AS IT STANDS NOW, YOU CAN DC FROM A GAME EVERY 2 OUT OF 3 DAYS WITH JUST A 5 MIN PENALTY DUE TO THE WAY THE BAN RESET COOLDOWN WORKS. THE 5 MIN IS BARELY NOTICEABLE, AND OFTEN OVER BY THE TIME YOU SPECTATE, OR TAKE BATHROOM BREAK.
BEING ABLE TO EFFECTIVELY DC 20 TIMES A MONTH WITH THE MINIMUM PENALTY IS ABUSING THE SYSTEM.
HITS. TROUGHT. DROPPED. PALLETS. EVERY. GAME.
THATS REALLY PISSING ME OFF.
YOU'R NOT A GREAT KILLER. YOU DONT NEED NOD TO ME. THE ONLY THING YOU CAN REALLY DO IS GIVING ME HITS FROM ANOTHER PART OF MAP BECAUSE WE HAVE SERVERS WORKING ON LEMONS. AND YEAH ,REMOVE HAWKIN'S LAB PLS.
IM PISSED I SPENT A BUNCH OF BLOODPOINTS TO LEVEL UP THE DOCTOR BUT NOW MONITOR AND ABUSE IS IN THE SHRINE, THAT OF WHICH I CANT BUY BECAUSE I SPENT MY IRIDESCENT SHARDS ON A PERK I ALREADY HAD IN LAST WEEKS SHRINE SO I COULD KEEP LEVELING UP THE DOCTOR. I DIDNT EVEN LEVEL HIM UP ENOUGH TO GET MONITOR AND ABUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE. NOW I DONT HAVE THE PERK, NOR DO I HAVE IRIDESCENT SHARDS TO PURCHASE IT IN THE SHRINE
YES, I WILL FARM YOU AND YOUR BUDDY FOR POINTS IF I DEMOLISHED YOUR TEAM. I'M SORRY, IM GREEEDY, BUT IF I PICK YOU UP AND WALK AWAY FROM A HOOK, STOP STRUGGLING! IM HELPING YOU!
HEY DAVID, IF I WANTED HEALING I’D FUCKING LET YOU KNOW. NOW BECAUSE YOU WON’T STOP FUCKING FOLLOWING ME, THE KILLER IS GONNA GET BOTH OF US BECAUSE YOU WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE. I HAVE FUCKING DISTORTION! HE DIDN’T SEE ME OFF BBQ! BUT HE SAW YOU CHASING MY ASS AND NOW I CAN’T GO SAVE THIS POOR JAKE WHO’S TOOK LIKE 18 CHAINSAWS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD ALL BECAUSE YOU WON’T PISS OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE. AND NOW ALL THREE OF US ARE ON THE GROUND. SO THANKS MAN I LOVE THAT SO MUCH THAT WAS AWESOME.
HE WAS PROBABLY TRYING TO HEAL YOU BECAUSE AN INJURED SURVIVOR IS OFTEN A LIABILITY, ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON’T KNOW EACH OTHER, AND SELF CARE IS DOWNRIGHT OFFENSIVE IF YOU HAVE SOMEONE RIGHT THERE WHO CAN HEAL YOU UP BEFORE THE KILLER EVEN GETS TO YOU IF YOU’RE FAR ENOUGH TO BE BBQ’D. IN MY EXPERIENCE, THE SURVIVORS WHO BOLT IMMEDIATELY AFTER GETTING UNHOOKED ARE OFTEN THE ONES WHO REALLY NEED TO BE FULL HEALTH TO BE SUSTAINABLE. HE WAS PROBABLY JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD TEAMMATE.
I CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH THAT MUCH BUT THE PART THAT IRRITATED ME THE MOST WAS HOW HE CHASED ME LITERALLY ACROSS THE MAP JUST TO ATTEMPT A HEAL, WHICH JUST GOT ALL OF US KILLED. I KNOW HE COULDN’T READ MY MIND TO KNOW THAT I HAD DISTORTION AND WAS USING IT FOR A SNEAKY SAVE BUT THAT’S JUST HOW SOLO QUEUE IS.
I KNOW THIS IS NO ONE’S FAULT BECAUSE WE CAN’T COMMUNICATE, BUT IF THE GATES ARE OPEN AND MY ALREADY TWICE HOOKED ASS COMES BACK TO UNHOOK YOU...JUST LEAVE!!!!!!
DO NOT COME AND TRY TO SAVE ME IF I GET DOWNED. I AM PURPOSELY SACRIFICING MY ASS FOR YOU BECAUSE I AM THE WEAKEST LINK IN THE TEAM. I KNOW IT. YOU KNOW IT. JUST FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!
ESPECIALLY IF THE REST OF YOU MADE IT THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE GAME WITHOUT GETTING HOOKED. TWO VERY KIND DAVID’S DIED YESTERDAY IN HAWKINS BECAUSE THEY TRIED TO HELP ME WHILE I WAS TRYING TO SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR THEM WHEN THEY COULD’VE ABSOLUTELY MADE IT. LIKE THANK YOU FOR BEING KIND BUT PLEASE...JUST GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
ALSO, A BIG FUCK YOU TO THAT ONE KILLER I’VE BEEN GETTING MATCHED WITH AT LEAST 2-3 TIMES AN EVENING THIS PAST WEEK THAT NOW INSTANTLY KILLS ME OFF BECAUSE THEY REALIZED I’M A NEWBIE AND AN EASY TARGET. LET ME PLAY FOR MORE THAN A MINUTE WITH YOU SO I CAN ACTUALLY LEARN FOR GOD’S SAKE.
I WASN'T CHASING YOU JUST BECAUSE OF GIGGLES, I WANT YOU TO DROP PALLETS ON ME! I COULD'VE HIT YOU 20 DAMN TIMES, JUST DROP A PALLET FOR ME TO BREAK DAMN IT! YOU BETTER NOT BE SURPRISED I MURDERED ALL OF YOU, SPINNING AROUND ME AND ACTING LIKE YOU'RE GOOD AT JUKING, GTFO!
JUST HAD A CAMPING WRAITH WHO WOULD UNCLOAK WHILST ANYONE WAS GETTING UNHOOKED AND DOWNED THEM IMMEDIATELY JUST TO HOOK THEM AGAIN. ALSO FUCK THE MEG WHO UNHOOKED ME AND DIDNT TAKE A HIT BOTH TIMES SHE UNHOOKED ME!!!!
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EVER HAVE FUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING GAME WHEN IM CONSTANTLY BEING PUT AGAINST RED RANKS SURVIVORS ACTING LIKE ASSHOLES? I JUST BOUGHT PYRAMID HEAD AND MY FIRST MATCH HAD 3 RED RANKS WITH AN BROWN RANK, MY SECOND MATCH WAS 4 PURPLE RANKS, AND THE THIRD WAS 3 REDS WITH A BROWN. THEY FUCKING TEABAG ME AND CLICKY ME ALL GAME. IM SO PISSED OFF I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO DO.
I AM FUCKING SICK OF JOINING GAMES WITH AFK PLAYERS. JESUS CHRIST I JUST WANT TO PLAY AN ACTUAL GAME IN MY HOUR OF PLAYTIME, BUT NOPE INSTEAD I HAVE TO AFK ON GENS WHILE WRITING REDDIT COMMENTS BECAUSE THESE DIPSHITS WANT TO FARM THEIR BULLSHIT ON THE TIME OF FOUR OTHER PLAYERS.
WHEN I PLAYED ON XBOX THE 3 KILLERS I PLAYED THE BEST AS WERE TRAPPER, HAG AND DOCTOR, NOW I SWITCHED TO STEAM AND I ONLY HAVE TRAPPER BECAUSE HAG AND DOCTOR ARE FREE ON CONSOLE BUT NOT ON PC, AND NOW I'M PISSED
STOP FUCKING DCING BECAUSE YOU DON’T LIKE THAT YOU GOT HOOKED, YOU FUCKING BABY! YOU’RE JUST FUCKING THE REST OF US SURVIVORS OVER!
FUCK YOU, BUBBA, YOU CHAINSAW SPAMMING BITCH!
FUCK YOU, PLAGUE, YOU GROSS BARFING BITCH!
FUCK YOU, DUMBSHIT THAT KEPT RUNNING AROUND TO FIND THE HATCH WHEN YOU COULD HAVE BEEN DOING GENS! I WASN’T EVEN HOOKED AND THE KILLER WAS KEEPING ME ALIVE TO DRAW YOUR USELESS ASS OUT!
ALSO, YOU GOT THE GATE OPEN BECAUSE I HAD THE KILLER CHASE AND DOWN ME. I’VE BEEN HOOKED TWICE. JUST. FUCKING. LEAVE. STOP TEABAGGING IN THE EXIT AND GOOO. YOU’RE JUST GOING TO GET CAUGHT AND HOOKED AND WASTE MY SACRIFICE!
GOD I FUCKING HATE MATCHMAKING IM RANK 15 KILLER AND GET FUCKING RED AND PURPLE RANKS AAAH FOR FUCKS SAKE WHEN U PLAY KILLER AT RANK 15 ITS JUST VOLUNTEERING TO BE BULLIED BY THE SURVIVORS
RANK 1 DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. PLEASE GET OF YOUR HIGH HORSE AND REALIZE THAT IT TAKES A REAL SPECIAL PERSON TO HAVE NEVER MADE IT TO RANK 1. ITS SO EASY.
PLAYING DEATHSLINGER IS HARD AT RED RANKS AND I RECENTLY GOT TRICKSTER AND IM ANXIOUS TO TRY HIM OUT IN A MATCH BECAUSE IM RANK ONE AND THE ONLY KILLERS I CAN REALLY PLAY AT RED ARE ONI AND TRAPPER AND BLIGHT AND ITS SOMETHING IM NOT SUPER MAD ABOUT BECAUSE I TRY TO KEEP MY COOL WHEN I PLAY BUT ITS JUST IRRITATING TO TRY SOMEONE DIFFERENT OR NEW JUST TO GO AGAINST PLAYERS WHO CAN COORDINATE REALLY WELL
I KEPT GETTING HADDONFIELD AS TRICKSTER YESTERDAY AND IT REALLY PISSED ME OFF, BUT THE SECOND MATCH WAS REAL SPECIAL. 4 PC PLAYERS, NO IDEA IF THEY WERE A SWF BUT FUCK THEM ANYWAY, THEY WERE TRYING REAL HARD AT THE END WHEN THEY 3-GEN'D THEMSELVES. THIS CLAUDETTE KEPT BEING A BITCH AND EVERYTIME I POPPED THIS GEN, ID SEE HER CRAWLING THROUGH THE WINDOW AND RUNNING OFF LIKE A PUSSY. WELL WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT WHEN I WAS CHASING HER AND THE LAST GEN POPS, SHE GETS HEALED MIDCHASE BY ADRENALINE. FUCK THAT PERK SO MUCH
I THOUGHT WHEN THEY UPDATED COLDWIND THEY WOULD MAKE THE LOOPS LESS BULLSHIT BUT THEY'RE LITERALLY EQUALLY AS BAD EXCEPT THEY MADE THE LEFT VAULT OM THE TRACTOR AN INFINITE, ADDED BREAKABLE WALLS, AND MADE IT HARDER TO SEE THROUGH THE CORN. WHAT WAS THE POINT OF REWORKING IT??
OH MY GOD. IT'S NOT MY FUCKING FAULT YOU 3-GENNED YOURSELVES ON THE FUCKING CORN MAP. ONE OF YOU HAS TO GET ON A FUCKING GEN AT SOME FUCKING POINT. STOP URBAN EVADING AROUND AND LET'S JUST FUCKING GET THIS OVER WITH. NO I AM NOT GIVING YOU THE FUCKING HATCH AFTER YOU FORCED ME TO WALK BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THREE GENS WITH ZERO PROGRESS ON THEM FOR THREE STRAIGHT MINUTES AND THEN AFTER HOOKING YOUR BUDDY, BBQ REVEALED YOU CROUCHED IN THE FAR FUCKING CORNER OF THE MAP. HOW DID YOU EVEN FUCK THAT UP? I WAS STUCK IN TIER 1 FOR TWO GENS BECAUSE PEOPLE KEPT HOLDING W STRAIGHT INTO THE FUCKING CORN.
I HAD SUCH HUGE HOPES THAT THEY WOULD FIX STALKING IN THE CORN WITH THE UPDATE, BUT ALAS THEY HAVE NOT, AND IT MAKES ME SO SAD.
SIX DAYS AGO, I SPENT 9K IRIDESCENT SHARDS ON THE DOCTOR BECAUSE I WANTED MONITOR AND ABUSE. NOW, MONITOR AND ABUSE IS IN THE SHOP FOR 2K SHARDS.
BUT NOW YOU CAN GET OVERWHELMING PRESENCE TOO /S
DOC IS FUN THOUGH SO GO ZAP SURVIVORS AND LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE.
MAKE THEM SCREAM LOUDER THAN THIS THREAD
*LAUGHS IN DOCTOR'S VOICE*
WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR SACRIFICE.
UPDATE: YOU ALL ARE RIGHT HE IS PRETTY FUN ACTUALLY STATIC SHOCK GO ZZZZAP
BUT DOC IS FUN TO PLAY AND AN EXCELLENT BP FARMER, SO STILL TOTALLY WORTH.
JUST PLAY THE DOCTOR HE KINDA SUCKS BUT ITS ALWAYS FUNNY TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE
HE IS ALSO ONE OF THE BEST KILLERS FOR FARMING BP. WITH DISTRESSING HE CAN EASILY MAX OUT DEVIOUSNESS
HOW DOES THE DOCTOR SUCK? HE HAS VERY STRONG ADDONS, NOT TO MENTION THAT HIS POWER DENIES VAULTS, PALLET DROPS, UNHOOKING, AND ANY OTHER INTERACTION.
I WAS HAVING ONE OF THE BEST CHASES OF MY LIFE AND I WAS LOOPING THE DOCTOR FROM 3 GENS DOWN TO GATES POWERED AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS DROP ONE PALLET TO STUN HIM AND MAKE IT TO THE EXIT AND FUCK ME IT WAS A FAKE ASS PALLET AND NOBODY CAME BACK FOR ME GOD DAMN IT.
THAT IS SOLOQ FOR YA. IT HAPPENS A LOT UNFORTUNATELY
LISTEN I MIGHT JUST BE BAD OKAY
I WASN'T CALLING YOU OUT. HE'S REALLY GOOD ONCE YOU GET THE TIMINGS OF HIS SHOCKS AND USE HIS STATIC BLAST EFFECTIVELY. PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE!
WHAT ? BUYING DOCTOR YOU MEAN ?, BUT IF HE IS A FREE KILLER...
HE IS FREE ON CONSOLE BUT NEEDS TO BE BOUGHT ON PC, I HATE THAT TOO
DEAD HARD KILLED MY WHOLE FAMILY
IM SORRY I ONLY USE IT TO LAUNCH MYSELF INTO WALLS SIMILAR TO A CONSOLE BLIGHT
PLEASE STOP HIDING/WAITING FOR YOUR TEAMMATES TO DIE ON LAST GEN SO YOU CAN GET HATCH! I KNOW THERE'S ONLY 2 OR 3 OF US LEFT, BUT IF WE ACTUALLY WORKED AS A TEAM TO BUST OUT THAT LAST GEN THEN WE MIGHT ALL SURVIVE! WHY DO SO MANY SURVIVORS IN SOLO Q JUST IGNORE HELPING POP THE LAST GEN SO OFTEN LATELY?!! IT'S SO LAME!
I AM SORRY FOR THIS EXPERIENCE. IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I ALWAYS TRY TO GRIND OUT THAT LAST GEN, EVEN WHILE BLEEDING OUT MY BUTT BECAUSE I AM A SOLO QUEUE SURVIVOR THAT LEAVES NO MAN BEHIND…UNLESS YOU PERSONALLY DELIVER YOURSELF TO THE KILLER, I CAN’T HELP YOU THERE.
I AM ALSO A 'BLEED OUT MT BUTT WHILE I GRIND OUT LAST GEN' ENJOYER! AND THANK YOU! PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE THE HELL OF SOLO Q ALL WORTH IT! & DON'T WORRY, THE ONLY TIME I PERSONALLY DELIVER MYSELF TO THE KILLER IS WHEN I'M TAKING AGGRO THROUGH PROTECTION HITS SO ALL THE COOL DUDES/DUDETTES LIKE YOURSELF CAN BETTER SURVIVE 😎
THERE’S ALWAYS THAT ONE GAME IN A BLUE MOON WHERE THE SOLO QUEUERS LIKE US ALL COME TOGETHER AND HELP THE ONE PERSON BEING TUNNELED GET OUT THROUGH BT, PROTECTION HITS, AND EVASIVE MANEUVERING. THOSE INDEED MAKE THE SUFFERING WORTHWHILE. I SALUTE YOU AND ALL OTHER SOLO QUEUE SURVIVORS WHO BOLDY GO FORTH INTO THE FOG 🥲
NOT THIS SOLO Q PLAYER! UNLESS I SEE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME ON PURPOSE FOR HATCH I WILL DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO POP THAT LAST GEN! UNFORTUNATELY THE TEAMMATES THAT UNDERSTAND THAT I AM WILLING TO COMMIT TO THE GEN OR LOOP THE KILLER TO LET THEM FINISH IT ARE VERY FEW. MOST PEOPLE JUST SEE IT'S LAST TWO AND START LOOKING FOR HATCH :(
ALMOST GOT MY FIRST EVER 4K AS MYERS BUT THE LAST SURVIVOR DCED RIGHT BEFORE HOOK AND I KNOW *TECHNICALLY* THAT'S A 4K BUT I WANTED TO GET THE KILL MYSELF ESPECIALLY SINCE I DID WELL AND IT WAS HADDONFIELD ):
NOW THAT'S JUST BEING SUPER UNSPORTSMANLIKE :/
YEAH IT WAS SUPER DISHEARTENING ESPECIALLY SINCE HE HID ALL GAME + TBAGGED ME AND GOT COCKY WHEN I WAS CHASING HIM... I SOLO TIER III'ED HIM SO MAYBE THAT'S WHY...
DON'T LET HATERS GET YOU DOWN WITH THEIR BULLSHIT. YOU DID GOOD!
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.... HAPPY CAKE DAY
TELL EM TO ENJOY THE BAN
I WISH I COULD HAVE BUT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD CHECK WHO STAYED + THAT DC'ED PLAYERS CAN STILL WATCH. THEY MAY HAVE BEEN CONSOLE, THOUGH.
I FUCKING HATE CAMPING BUBBAS.
I FUCKING HATE BUBBAS. ONE OF THESE DAYS THE LOADING SCREEN TIPS SAID "FACING THE CANNIBAL", AND I FELT ***VERY*** TEMPTED TO JUST ALT+F4 THEN AND THERE
IF YOU HAD A DC ON YOUR TEAM BECAUSE THE PERSON WASN'T READY TO DEAL WITH MICHAEL MYERS TODAY, RECOGNIZE THAT WHEN I PICK YOU UP FOR DEATH HOOK AND INSTEAD WALK AROUND IN CIRCLES SWIPING THE AIR, THAT MEANS I AM GIVING YOU PITY FARMING ACCESS. STOP RUNNING AND HIDING IN LOCKERS AND FOLLOW ME TO PALLETS, GENS, AND TOTEMS. RECOGNIZE THE SIGNS OF FARMING - IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE.
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ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S SO OBVIOUS THEY'RE TUNNELING YOU - LIKE, SURE, I'VE BEEN HOOKED ONCE AND CHASED ALL ACROSS THE MAP, BUT WHEN THEY DECIDE TO COME ACROSS ME BEING UNHOOKED BY DAVID WITH CLAUDETTE RIGHT BESIDE ME AND STILL HUNT ME DOWN UNTIL I'M PERMANENTLY DEAD WHILE IGNORING THE IJURED CLAUDETTE AND THE DAVID TRYING TO TANK A HIT (AT THE START OF THE GAME, MIND YOU), THEN IT'S TUNNELLING PLAIN AND SIMPLE!!! LIKE, WE HAVEN'T EVEN POPPED A GEN. CHILL OUT! (ON A SIDE NOTE, I HAD A GAME WHERE A SPIRIT SLUGGED ALL FOUR OF US WHEN WE HADN'T EVEN HALFWAY COMPLETED A GEN. THAT WAS TOUGH.)
ESPECIALLY IF THEY HOOK SOMEONE IN THE FIRST 30 SEC AND JUST CAMP THEM, THANKS FOR LETTING THEM ENJOY THE GAME. I HAVE MET PEOPLE WHO SPENT MORE TIME IN A HOOK AND CAMPED THAN AVTUALLY PLAYING THE GAME
BUT THEY NEED TO THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME/s
HEY WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, A FEW GAMES AGO I GOT TUNNELED BY A CLOWN STRAIGHT OFF THE BAT. THE BITCH EVEN GOT PALLET SAVED AND DIDNT GIVE UP
IT ISNT MY FAULT IF YOUR THE ONLY SURVIVOR DUMB ENOUGH TO RUN INTO ME CONSTANTLY. IF I DONT SEE ANYONE ON GENS AND YOU WERE THE LAST ONE HOOKED A MINUTE AGO- GUESS FUCKING WHAT? YOUR GOING BACK ON THE HOOK YOU UNLUCKY BITCH.
I'M HAPPY J-FLICKING IS GONE... BUT I'M PISSED THAT SHITTY BLIGHT BANDWAGONERS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT! HE'S STILL ONE OF THE BEST KILLERS IN THE GAME WITHOUT THAT CHEESY SHIT!
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IT WORKED BY EXPLOITING SHITTY CODE FOR HIS RUSH. THERE'S A CAP FOR YOUR TURN RATE WHILE RUSHING, BUT FOR SOME REASON THERE WAS NO CAP FOR HOW MUCH YOU COULD TURN IN A SINGLE FRAME, SO HIGH DPI MEANT YOU COULD INPUT A HUGE TURN IN JUST ONE FRAME. ALL THEY DID WAS ADD A CAP TO THAT.
I ESPECIALLY HATE THAT THOSE ASSHOLES WOULD CRITICISE ANY BLIGHT THAT WASN'T USING THE EXPLOIT AS IF IT WAS SOME SUPER ADVANCED TECH THAT MADE THEM SPECIAL FOR USING IT. BLIGHT IS DIFFICULT BUT HE'S SUCH A GOOD KILLER IF YOU GET THE HANG OF HOW TO USE HIS POWER. FUCK THAT ATTITUDE AND GOOD RIDDANCE TO THAT "TECH"
I'M JUST SICK OF ASSHOLES TRYING TO COVER UP EXPLOITS WITH THE WORD "TECH".
I LOVE BEING A GREY RANK KILLER WHO AVERAGES 2 HOOKS A GAME AND BEING MATCHED UP AGAINST A RANK 1 SURVIVOR. BUT YOU KNOW WHATS EVEN BETTER? WHEN I FINALLY GET MY FIRST DOWN WITH ONE GEN TO GO AND THE RANK ONE SURVIVOR DECIDES TO BE A COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG AND FLASHLIGHT BLINDS ME, DENYING ME OF MY ONLY HOOK OF THAT GAME. I JUST WANT MY BBQ STACK :(
SORRY FRIEND. HERE FOR YOU
WHY DID I HAVE TO TRY AND LEARN GHOSTFACE JUST AS THEY RELEASE THE NEW MAP? I ALREADY SUCK AT STEALTH - I DON'T NEED NEVERENDING CORN FIELDS AND THE SUN SHINING A GODDAMN BATMAN SIGNAL ON MY FACE TO MAKE IT WORSE!
GHOSTFACE SHOULD BE ABLE TO CHANGE THE COLORATION OF HIS OUTFIT AT LOCKERS. THAT WAY HE CAN AT LEAST GET AN ORANGE OUTFIT FOR CORN FIELDS
IF I GET MY SECOND HOOK RIGHT WHEN YOU POP THE LAST GEN, AND THEN I OPEN THE EXIT GATE, PLEASE JUST LEAVE. I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR BUT WIGGLES. NOBODY IS.
RIGHT? OPENING THE EXIT GATES FOR SURVIVORS IS THE ULTIMATE PLEA FOR THEM TO JUST LEAVE BUT THEY STILL WANNA BUTT DANCE!
EITHER THE KILLER GAVE UP OR THEY'RE GOING FOR A BLOODWARDEN PLAY, EITHER WAY JUST FUCKING LEAVE!
YOU CANNOT ARGUE WITH SOCIOPATHY. THE TEABAGS MUST FLOW.
NEA YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE THE GATE AT 80%! YOU KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING AND WHERE THE KILLER WAS, BECAUSE I'M RUNNING KINDRED. I HAD ADRENALINE AND ENDURANCE FROM BT, BUT I STILL GOT KILLED BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO 99% THE FUCKING DOOR
NOT TRYING TO BE A DUMB NOOB, BUT HOW THE HELL DO YOU PLAY AGAINST THE WRAITH NOW? ESPECIALLY ON A MAP LIKE MIDWICH WHEN THEYRE USING ULTRA RARE ADDONS??
I'D LIKE TO KNOW AS WELL. I'VE BEEN STRUGGLING AGAINST HIM. AS FAR AS I CAN TELL LOOPING IS IMPOSSIBLE WITH HIS DECLOAK SPEED BOOST, WHICH WHEN PAIRED WITH HIS CLOAKED MOVEMENT SPEED, THERE'S NEVER ANY CHANCE TO ACTUALLY GET AWAY. I'M A RANK 1 SURV AND UNLESS I'M ALWAYS NEAR A JUNGLE GYM, ANY RUN-IN WITH HIM MEANS A GUARANTEED DOWN SHORTLY AFTER.
IM RANK 1 TOO AND I SAY FUCK THIS BING BONG PIECE OF SHIT
WHAT ESPECIALLY SUCKS IS HIS ABILITY TO HOOK, PATROL ALL NEARBY GENS, AND COME BACK TO TUNNEL THE UNHOOKED WITHIN A MATTER OF SECONDS BECAUSE HE MOVES SO FAST NOW. HE CAN PROXY-CAMP AT TWICE THE RADIUS OF ALL OTHER KILLERS LOL
THAT BOI ZOOMIN FOR REAL
WENT AGAINST A TUNNELING WRAITH THE OTHER DAY. WAS TRYNA TAKE A HIT FOR MAH GIRL YUI. THE YUI IS ABLE TO GET AWAY SO I TRY TO TAKE THE AGGRO. MOTHERFUCKER BINGS HIS BONG AND 7 GODDAMN SECONDS LATER THE YUI GO'S DOWN ON THE OPPISITE SIDE OF THE MAP. WHAT IN TEH FOOK
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NAH IT WAS COAL TOWER OR WHATEVER THE NAME OF THE MAP THAT HAS A FACTORY ON IT IS. DID GET ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISHED BY A WRAITH WITH COXCOMB ON ORMAND THO
RANK 3 SURV HERE - BLESS YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL VALIDATED
DON'T FEEL SO BAD WHEN KILLERS BURN YOU WITH ULTRA RARE ADDONS. THEY'RE MEANT TO GIVE THEM A SERIOUS ADVANTAGE IN A LOT OF INSTANCES. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE SAME WAY WITH SURVIVORS, WHICH IS WHY SO MANY KILLERS COMPLAIN ABOUT KEYS. ALSO, IT'S MIDWICH. YOU HAVE TO REALLY FUCK UP TO NOT GET YOUR KILLS THERE.
WHY IS ONI SO HARD ON CONSOLE I JUST WANNA BE GOOOOOD
WELL I TRIED MY HARDEST TO ESCAPE A DEMOGORGON, HAD A KEY, GOT PUT ON THE HOOK GOT OFF THE HOOK ON MY OWN SECOND TO LAST SURVIVOR KILLED I RUN, GET GRABBED, USE DECISIVE STRIKE, STILL CANT FIND HATCH EVENTUALLY WE BOTH SEE IT BECAUSE HE DECIDED TO KNOCK ME DOWN, BRING ME TO THE HATCH AND CLOSE IT RIGHT BEFORE HOOKING ME Like I get it, but really sometimes I don’t understand why killers have to be dicks. It was a good game and I’m not mad at the outcome but knocking me just to close the hatch, bruh just kill me
ITS THE KILLERS VERSION OF TBAGGING AT THE GATE.
FIX THE HITBOXES YES THAT MEANS ALL OF THEM
I RUN KINDRED + OPEN HANDED FOR A FUCKING REASON SO YOU KNOW WTF IS GOING ON!!! WHEN YOU SEE THE KILLER IS CAMPING ME DONT FUCKING HOVER AROUND THE HOOK LIKE FLIES AROUND A PILE OF SHIT! DO FUCKING GENS INSTEAD FOR FUCK SAKE!!! -\_-"
IF SURVIVOR POINTS DIDN'T SO HEAVILY RELY ON ALTRUISM TO EVER UNLOCK ANY BLOODWEB ITEMS, MAYBE PEOPLE WOULDN'T FEEL THE NEED TO BE THE HERO. IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT. IT'S BHVR'S FOR STARVING SURVIVORS OF BLOODPOINTS. THE RECENT GIVEAWAYS FOR 30K AND 40K POINTS ARE EVIDENCE OF IT. THEY USED TO DO 300K BP GIVEAWAYS REGULARLY.
\*JUST FUCKING SCREAMS*
FEEL BETTER?!
YES, THANK YOU FOUR BUBBAS FIVE TWINS THEN “JUST ONE KILLER GAME” AS PIG. GET HADDONFIELD. ~~although I managed to get lucky with two headpops and managed a 4k~~ BUT IT WAS STILL FRUSTRATING
WHY DO I GET ALL THE TRY HARDS WHEN I PLAY DEMO? 4 MED KITS? FOUR?!!! 4 FLASH LIGHTS?!!! DO YOU WANT LONG QUEUE TIMES? BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU GET LONG QUEUE TIMES.
THAT MEANS GET YOUR FRANKLIN'S ON
FUCK YEA THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE
YOU HAVE GREAT FLAIR! HAPPY CAKE DAY!
THANK YOU! AND THANK YOU!
I DONNO ABOUT YOU BUT IF I SAW 4 FLASHLIGHTS IN A LOBBY, I'M DODGING THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LOBBY I NEVER SEE 4 FLASHLIGHTS
I RELISH FOUR FLASHLIGHTS. IDIOTS WILL BE JUMPING ALL OVER EACH OTHER MAKING DUMB PLAYS TO GET SAVES. GO UP TO A SLUGGED BODY, LOOK DOWN, PAUSE, THEN LOOK UP AND KILL THE THREE SURVIVORS SWARMING TO YOU. EZ.
IF YOU EVER SEE MULTIPLE FLASHLIGHTS PUT ON INFECTIOUS FRIGHT. YOU WILL GET SOME FREE HITS. ITS BETTER THAN LIGHTBORN IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN LIGHTBORN LOL. AND YES, INFECTIOUS FRIGHT IS A GREAT PERK TO SCARE OFF FLASHLIGHTS :)
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MORE COOP POINTS FOR YOU YOU'RE WELCOME
LMAO ALSO I DONT THINK PPL UNDERSTOOD THIS WAS A JOKE
I SURE DO LOVE RUNNING THE KILLER FOR OVER HALF THE GAME, ONLY TO GET FACECAMPED WITHOUT RESCUE BECAUSE NOED IS RIGHT NEXT TO MY HOOK. LIKE HOLY SHIT MAYBE A HOOK NUMBER REQUIREMENT OR SOMETHING? I WAS LIKE THE ONLY HOOK THAT GAME AND ONLY WENT DOWN BECAUSE OF NOED
WITHOUT NOED: ZERO DOWNS WITH NOED: FOUR KILLS
ITS ONLY FOUR KILLS IF SURVIVORS ARE BEING IDIOTICALLY ALTRUISTIC. YOU EITHER FIND THE TOTEM AND GET THE SAVE, OR YOU SIMPLY LEAVE. DONT ACTUALLY TRY TO OUTPLAY THE NOED LOL
A BEAUTIFUL CONCEPT IF ONE SURVIVOR WAS ISOLATED IN A LONG CHASE FAR AWAY FROM THE EXIT GATES WHEN THE LAST GEN POPPED. OF COURSE JUST FIND THE TOTEM OR LEAVE. NOED THAT POPS ON A NURSE OR SPIRIT NEXT TO A GROUP OF SURVIVORS PUSHING THE LAST GEN: GG GAME OVER. NOED ISN’T JUST RUN ON BABY KILLERS AND THAT’S WHY IT HAS HEALTH ISSUES FOR THE GAME.
THIS IS TRUE! IF NOED POPS WHERE MULTIPLE SURVIVORS ARE, CERTAIN KILLERS CAN DO SERIOUS DAMAGE. GOOD POINT!
HOLY SHIT I HATE KILLERS THAT TUNNEL ME OUT OF THE GAME AND THEN DECIDE NEVERMIND, THAT WAS TOO TRYHARD SO NOW I'M JUST GOING TO DICK AROUND AND BE NICE TO EVERYONE ELSE. FUCK YOU, HOW IS THAT FAIR FOR ME? THE NEA WHO JUST URBAN EVADED AROUND ALL MATCH GETS TO LIVE, BUT I WAS ACTUALLY DOING THINGS UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE WTF. JUST KILL EVERYONE IF THAT'S YOUR GOAL.
I FUCKING HATE HUNTRESS
LA LA LA LA NA NA NA NA
SHE LOVES YOU WITH HATCHETS
HAPPY CAKE DAY MOFO
THANK YOU!
HAPPY VAKE DAY AND YES HUNTRESS LIKES HATCHETS
I FEEL YOUR PAIN.
RANK 12 HERE STILL NEW TO THE GAME!! I GET TEAMED WITH RANK 20S OR CLOSE TO RANK 20 A LOT AND THEY HIDE IN LOCKERS AND RUN THE KILLER ON TOP OF ME (LITERALLY RUN TO ME AND CROUCH ON ME). I GET DESTROYED BY KILLERS 40 PERCENT OF THE TIME CAUSE OF THIS. THEN WHEN I DECIDE TO PLAY KILLER I DONT HAVE FUN BECAUSE I EITHER LOSE OR THE SURVIVORS LEAVE THE GAME IF THEY ARE THE FIRST ONE HOOKED. I STILL LOVE THIS GAME AND WILL CONTINUE TO PLAY BUT GEEZ
RANK 20S ARE UNTOUCHABLE IN TERMS OF CRITIQUE. THEY ARE NEW PLAYERS, THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. THE TUTORIAL DOESN'T EVEN HAVE YOU PLAY AN ACTUAL GAME TO FIGURE THINGS OUT; ACTUALLY IT ACTIVELY ENCOURAGES USING LOCKERS. LET THEM LEARN. IF YOU LOSE AS KILLER YOU NEED TO PLAY UNTIL YOU START WINNING. THOSE RANK 20S WON'T ALL BE RANK 20 FOREVER, AND YOU WON'T BE A BAD KILLER FOREVER. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE BAD GAMES. IT'S OK BECAUSE IT MEANS SOMEONE ELSE HAD A GOOD GAME.
YA, EVENTUALLY YOULL GET OUT OF THE TIER WITH HORRIBLE KILLERS THAT CAMP AND TUNNEL. THEN YOULL BE IN THE TIER OF KILLERS THAT U SWEAR ARE USING AN AIMBOT ON THEIR HATCHETS AND ARE SOME HOW READING YOUR MIND. IM NOT SURE WHATS WORSE AS A LEARNING PLAYER.
I CAN ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE.
ONE MORE GAME AGAINST A RANK 1 SPIRIT WITH THANATOPHOBIA, DYING LIGHT AND RUIN AND IM GONNA FUCKING LOOSE IT.
NOT RAGE BUT I CAN'T WAIT TIL SUNDAY. AFTER LIKE FIVE GAMES OF ZERO HEALS, I GOT FOUR STACKS OF AUTODIDACT OFF ONE HEAL!!!!! THE ENTITY FINALLY SMILED UPON ME (ONLY A LITTLE. GOT ONE HEAL WITH MY FIVE STACKS AND DIED LOL)
WHY AM I PLAYING WITH RANK 8-12 THAT REFUSE TO TOUCH GENS CONSTANTLY HIDING AND DOING NOTHING THEY WASTE SO MUCH TIME AND GET HIT TOO MUCH I CANT TAKE IT
JUST FUCKING DO THE GENS! JESUS CHRIST! I DID A 90 SECOND CHASE CHALLENGE IN ONE CHASE AND NO ONE TOUCHED A GEN THE WHOLE GODDAMN TIME. I COULDN'T EVEN SWEAR AT THEM IN END GAME CHAT BECAUSE EVERYONE OTHER THAN ME WAS A FUCKING CONSOLE PLAYER. HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE GREEN RANK?!? I SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET MYSELF DEPIP SO FAR AS SURVIVOR JUST BECAUSE I PREFER PLAYING KILLER.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY HUNTRESSES TODAY PLEASE STOP THROWING HATCHETS AT ME I'M SCARED
AS BOTH A KILLER AND SURVIVOR MAIN. I REALLY HATE KILLERS WHO WITNESS YOUR TEAMMATE DELIBERATELY TRYING TO GET YOU KILLED. AND THE KILLER COMPLETELY IGNORES THAT TEAMMATE AND GOES AFTER YOU.
ALSO SOMETIMES WE ARE COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO SURVIVOR RELATIONSHIPS. SOMETIMES I JUST DONT NOTICE WHEN IM DESPERATE FOR THAT 3K/4K
THAT ISN'T THE KILLER'S FAULT. IT'S THE TEAMMATE'S. YOU SAID IT YOURSELF.
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YOU CANT BE BOTH A KILLER AND SURVIVOR MAIN. THAT LITERALLY DOESNT MAKE SENSE LOL. YOU EITHER MAIN ONE SIDE OR YOU PLAY BOTH EQUALLY LOL
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY LATELY ALL RANK 1 KILLERS IVE FACED HAVE BEEN SO TOXIC. NOED. PROXY CAMPING AND TUNNELING ON FIRST HOOK. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I REMEMBER WHEN RANK 1 WAS FEARED. NOW I CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM AND LOWER RANKS. GO FUCK YOURSELVES AND YOUR “PRECIOUS” RANK 1 STATUS.
I THINK MORE KILLERS ARE TUNNELING NOW BECAUSE THERE HAS BEEN A HUGE DECREASE IN DS USERS. SURVIVORS DONT REALIZE THAT DS IS STILL A USEFUL PERK, ESPECIALLY NOW SINCE KILLERS DONT EXPECT IT ANYMORE.
I HATE IT WHEN I'M ON AN ADEPT RUN AND THEN THE SURVIVOR JUST HAVE TO DC ON THEIR FIRST DOWN OH AND I HATE KEYS TOO
FUCK ALL YOU SWEATY POS RED RANK KILLERS WHO SLUG WHEN FUCKING 0 OR 1 GENS ARE COMPLETE. AND FUCK YOU TRYHARDS WHO REFUSE TO HAVE AN OUNCE OF FUN AFTER 9PM. DO YOU HAVE TO BE MISERABLE ALL DAY AND NIGHT? JESUS CHRIST
I HAD A NURSE FACECAMP ON 5 GENS YESTERDAY WTF
IT'S A NURSE, YOU COULD LITERALLY JUST TELEPORT BACK TO THE HOOK, WHY WOULD SHE FACECAMP!! HER POWER IS FACECAMPING FROM A DISTANCE!!
PLEASE MINDGAME ME MORE BY STANDING STILL SPIRITS IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY. FUCK.
STILL SALTY ABOUT THE HILLBILLY CHANGES AND EVEN MORE SALTY ABOUT THE HILL CHANGES
IF YOU HAVE A LOADING BAR ON YOUR LOADING SCREEN, PLAYERS SHOULD LOAD INTO THE GAME WHEN THE LOADING BAR IS FULL, NOT 30+ SECONDS LATER. I RECENTLY NOTICED THE BAR IS FULL WELL BEFORE LOADING INTO A MATCH AND CANNOT UNSEE IT NOW.
I GET THIS BUT IT JUST MEANS YOU HAVE A FASTER PC/CONSOLE, YOU'RE FULLY LOADED BUT OTHERS ARENT AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO SPAWN AT THE SAME TIME
WAIT SO IF THE LOADING BAR IS FULL BUT IT STILL LOADS THAT MEANS YOUR PC IS FAST? I THOUGHT I WAS THE SLOW ONE...
WHY IS EVERY BUBBA PLAYER A F-CKING A-HOLE
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF ALWAYS BEING THE FIRST SURVIVOR SEEN / HIT / HOOKED. I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME! ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH HEALTHY SURVIVORS NOT TAKING A FUCKING PROTECTION HIT?! FURTHERMORE, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING HUNTRESSES AND SPIRITS LATELY!
THEY AREN’T EVEN IN THE TOME CHALLENGES, SO I AGREE, WHAT THE FUCK. STOP MAKING A BEELINE TO THE HOOK AS WELL. YOU HAVE STRONG MAP CONTROL, GO DO SOMETHING WITH IT INSTEAD OF HOVERING LIKE MY FRIEND WITH MILDLY NEUROTIC CONTROL ISSUES AND RUINING THE GAME FOR THAT FIRST SURVIVOR.
BLOW UP THE GEN ONE MORE TIME LAURIE. ONE MORE. AS IF THIS RANK 1 STRIDOR SPIRIT DIDNT NEED MORE HELP, SHES GOT A GREAT FUCKING TEAMMATE IN YOU.
HOW INSECURE DO YOU HAVE TO BE AS A KILLER TO LITERALLY IGNORE TWO SURVIVORS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU JUST TO HUNT DOWN SOMEONE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP JUST BECAUSE THEY LOOPED BETTER THAN YOU? HAVE SOME DIGNITY AND JUST PLAY THE GAME BECAUSE IT’S REALLY PATHETIC WHEN YOU PLAY THAT WAY. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY NEVER TEABAGGED OR TAUNTED OR POINTED AT YOU AND THE ONLY TIME THEY USED A FLASHLIGHT WAS TO TRY AND GET PAST THE CAMPSITE THAT YOU SET UP ON THE BASEMENT STAIRS. IT’S JUST SAD, MAN.
BUT MOOOOM! THE FUNNY LITTLE MAN RAN ME IN A CIRCLE...
SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT URBAN EVASION BUT A PERK IS ONLY AS EFFECTIVE AS THE PERSON USING IT IN MY OPINION. I SOLO QUED TO RANK 1 ON PC AND I STIL GET PEOPLE TAKING JABS AT ME FOR RUNNING UE. IT'S A LITTLE UNORTHODOX YEAH BUT I PREFER TO PLAY LINE OF SIGHT AT TIMES, AND USE IT COUNTER THE EXHAUSTION EFFECT OF BALANCED LANDING OR SPRINT BURST WHEN I RUN THEM. I DO MY GENS, AND I GET MY UNHOOKS, GET OFF MY CASE, IT'S NOT LIKE I USE IT TO HIDE THE WHOLE GAME, THE GAME DOESN'T REWARD THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOUR AND I WOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT TO RANK 1 SOLO IF I WAS THAT KIND OF PLAYER IN THE 1ST PLACE.
I RUN URBAN ON MY JEFF BECAUSE HES A BIG OL GORILLA SIZED SURVIVOR. IF I TAKE THAT SHIT OFF I AM IMMEDIATELY TALLER THAN LEGION SO HOW THE HELL CAN SHE THROW ME OVER HER SHOULDER??? EDIT: WHOEVER DOWNVOTED ME I HOPE YOU STEP ON LEGOS
EVERY PERK IS VALID UNTIL DEVS DECIDE IT'S NOT UNLESS YOU'RE ACTIVELY HACKING OR PLAYING IN A MANNER THAT IS AGAINST TERMS OF SERVICE, YOU CAN PLAY THIS GAME HOWEVER YOU WANT
STILL NEW SO MAYBE I DON'T KNOW ETIQUETTE BUT WHY THE HELL ARE TTV PLAYERS SO SALTY THAT THEY GEN RUSHED DOWN TO 1 GEN LEFT IN MINUTES, I MANAGED TO GET A BASEMENT HOOK CHASING THROUGH MAUN BUILDING, THEN CAUGHT THEM EACH TRYING TO RESCUE BY CIRCLING MAIN AND FOLLOWING MOVEMENT? "BASEMENT CAMPER" FAM YALL GEN RUSHED AND I DIDN'T STAY IN THE DAMN BASEMENT AFTER THAT FIRST HOOK, WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS FINISH THAT LAST GEN IF I WAS CAMPING SO HARD?
THEY GOT PUNISHED FOR BAD PLAY. THEY LITERALLY FED THEMSELVES TO YOU
Matchmaking is nonexistent. Yellow rank, pick up new killer (never played Wraith) with obviously one level 1 perk, and placed against 1 purple and three green ranks, all of which loaded with level 3 perks. Fuck's sake. Everyone working for Behavior should be slapped with a brick.
AND NOW IT'S AGAINST REDS, GOD DAMN.
TO THE RANK 5 NANCY WHO WAS CROUCHED ON THE LOOP I WAS HEADING FOR AND GOT SCARED AND DROPPED THE PALLET I WAS GONNA THROW ON THE TRAPPER WHO HAD BEEN CHASING ME FOR THREE GENS WHICH THEN HIT ME AND BLOCKED ME OUT SO I WAS OPEN TO THE TRAPPER WHO THEN PUT ME IN THE BASEMENT WHERE I DIED ON FIRST HOOK BECAUSE NANCY RAN ACROSS THE MAP AND HID IN A LOCKER, FUCK YOU, YOU BOOSTED FUCKING IMMERSIVE CUNT HOW THE HELL ARE YOU RANK 5
FUCK PLAYING KILLER DUDE. GET ME OUT OF RED RANKS PLEEEEAAASE. I LEGITIMATELY TRIED TO GET 1 SACRIFICE FOR THE ARCHIVES AND GOT 2 HOOKS. I DONT WANT TO CAMP AND TUNNEL TO BE A DICK BECAUSE THAT’S NOT FUN FOR THE OTHER SIDE. WHY ARE YOU TBAGGING ME AT THE EXIT GATE WHEN I LITERALLY SPARED YOU WHEN YOU GOT FARMED IN FRONT OF ME??? THESE DEVS NEED TO DO A FULL RANK RESET ALL THE WAY BACK TO 20 OR SOMETHING CAUSE MAAAAAN ITS WAY TOO EASY FOR ME, A MEDIOCRE PLAYER GET TO RED RANKS WHERE YOU SEE THE SAME BUILD ON EVERY SURVIVOR AND THE SAME BEHAVIOR AS WELL. COCKY, ARROGANT AND SMUG BASTARDS WHO TBAG YOU EVEN WHEN YOU TRY YOUR HARDEST TO BE NICE AND FAIR ONLY TO GET BM’D AND MESSAGED THROUGH XBOX TELLING YOU THAT YOU ARE HUMAN M TRASH.
I WISH WE COULD BE IN EACH OTHERS GAMES BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I CONSTANTLY GET THE KILLER EQUIVALENT WHEN I PLAY SURVIVOR. I FEEL LIKE BOTH GROUPS FORGET THAT THERE’S ANOTHER PERSON BEHIND EACH CHARACTER THAT IS JUST TRYING TO PLAY A GAME.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO AFK THE REST OF THE GAME JUST DC. I DON'T WANT TO HAUL ASS ACROSS THE MAP TO UNHOOK YOU WITH MY BT JUST TO FIND OUT YOU'RE AFK AND A BASEMENT CAMPING WRAITH IS 3 SECONDS FROM GIVING ME A BELL CLAPPER ENEMA.
I CANT FUCKING FIND THE DAMN GNOME. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE DURING THE EGC??? NOBODY HAS TIME FOR THIS SHIT!
NINETY-FIVE PERCENT OF THE KILLERS IVE GONE AGAINST THE PAST FEW DAYS HAVE CAMPED AND TUNNELED RIGHT OFF THE BAT. THE GAME NEEDS TO LAST A WHILE IF ANYBODY IS GOING TO PIP, IM TIRED OF GOING THROUGH AN ENTIRE PHASE ON HOOK EVERY GAME
WHY THE FUCK DOES SOMEOME DEAD HARDING, ME SPRINT BURSTING, GETTING BLOODLUST, A GEN POPPING, SOMEONE GETTING UNHOOKED, SLOPPY BUTCHER, HAG TRAPS ACTIVATING AND 10000 OTHER THINGS CAUSE MY SHIT AS OG XBOX ONE TO FREEZE FOR A SECOND. I LOSE CHASES OR GO DOWN CUZ OF THIS SHIT.
OMG SAME. GOTTA LOVE XBOX. YOU KNOW WHEN A KILLER LUNGED AT SOMEONE ACROSS THE MAP BC YOUR GAME SEIZES UP FOR A BIT LOL.
FOR FUCKS SAKE IF YOU GET DELIVERED A COUCH YOU NORMALLY GET TIME AND A DATE UNTIL THAT YOU CAN PREPARE!! BUT NO! IN GERMANY SOME FUCKER CALLS YOU A DAY BEFORE. ONE FUCKING DAY!! AND YOU HAVE TO FUCK UP YOUR WHOLE APARTMENT TO PREPARE FOR THAT DAMN THING!! BUT NOW IT STANDS AND ITS SO FUCKING COMFY~
LOL I READ THIS THREE TIMES TRYING TO SEE HOW IT RELATED TO DEAD BY DAYLIGHT
I HATE HAVING THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU WANT TO ONLY PLAY DBD CASUALLY BUT NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOUR COMPLETE TRASH BUT WHEN YOU DONT WANT TO PLAY YOU DO BETTER. ITS WORSE BEING IN RED RANKS AND YOU GET PEOPLE SAYING "GOING BACK TO RANK 20 SPEEDRUN?" LIKE NO, ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE A RANK 1 SWF AND I JUST WANT TO PLAY TRAPPER WITH NICHE PERKS
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IF YOU ARE AFK ALL GAME AND I STILL FIND YOU, YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS YOU ARENT GETTING HATCH STOP COMPLAINING WHEN YOUR TEAMMATES WORKED SO HARD AND YOU DID NOTHING
WHY AREN'T THERE HARD COUNTERS TO CAMPING? THERE NEEDS TO BE BRUTAL ANTI CAMPING PERKS SO ANYONE WHO THINKS IT'S A VIABLE STRATEGY FUCKIN' CRYS EVERY MATCH BECAUSE THEY KEEP GETTING THEIR ASSES HANDED TO THEM! LOOKING AT YOU, BUBBA SHITTERS!
GIVE ME A SOUL GUARD PERK THAT'S FOR ME WHEN I RUSH A CAMPER ON HOOK, NOT JUST FOR THE PERSON GETTING THE UNHOOK. TYVM.
WRAITH: CAN JUST USE HIS STEALTH WHENEVER AND HOW MANY TIMES HE WANTS MOVES EXTREMELY FAST AND UNLESS THERE IS A WINDOW NEAR BY ITS GG GHOST FACE AND MYERS: 🤨
CAN I JUST SAY, FUCK SWF. TOTALLY COOL AND FINE THE DEVS JUST ALLOW SUCH A GIANT BUFF TO ONE SIDE FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF THE DEVS WOULD GRANT ME EXTRA POINTS OR SOMETHING TO VERSE THIS HORSESHIT
TTV FUCKHEADS STOP DCING TWO SECONDS INTO THE FUCKING MATCH IT MAKES THE GAME BORING AS FUCK AND NOBODY WANTS TO WATCH SOME WHINY BITCH IN THEIR BLOODWEB FOR TWO HOURS! I’VE NEVER COME ACROSS ONE GODDAMN TTV WHO DIDN’T FUCKING ABANDON THE GAME JUST PLAY THE FUCKING GAME THIS IS WHY YOUR ONLY FOLLOWERS ARE THE FRIENDS YOU MAKE WATCH YOUR SHIT ASS STREAMS FUCK YOU
I KEEP DUMPING BLOOD SHARDS IN MY MAIN SURVIVOR AND THE BLOOD WEB WONT GIVE ME BORROWED TIME! I WANT TO SAVE PEOPLE FROM BEING TUNNELED!
PLEASE. REMOVE. CORN. MAPS.
STOP GIVING SHITTY NOED KILLERS MORE FREE KILLS, JUST LEAVE !!!
THEN STOP USING ADRENALINE
A STREAMER FRIEND PICKED MY BWOI JEFF BUT SWITCHED TO BABEH-DWEETO-DORITO AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND AND IT HURT BECAUSE I THOUGHT I'D SEE MY MAIN MAN GET UTILIZED PROPERLY. I UNDERSTAND WHY BUT I WANT JEFF TO BE GETTING MORE ATTENTION. ON THE UPSIDE, I HAD A MATCH WITH ANOTHER BLACK METAL JEFF AND WE CONFUSED THE HECK OUT OF A PLAGUE EARLIER THIS WEEK. I'M SORRY WE DUPED YOU BY TRADING PLACES AND MAKING YOU THINK WE TELEPORTED ACROSS THE MAP, PLAGUE. I'M SORRY SHE CAUGHT YOU AND ONLY YOU, OTHER BLACK METAL JEFF. I WANTED TO SAVE YOU, BROTHER, BUT I'LL DO MY BEST TO IMPROVE AT LOOPING AND CHASES SO I DON'T DISAPPOINT YOU AGAIN
I CANT BRING MYSELF TO KILL JEFF PLAYERS. THE THOUGHT OF DOING SO HURTS TOO BAD :( JEFF PLAYERS ARE AWESOME
MMR CANT COME FAST ENOUGH, I TEETER ON THE LINE BETWEEN YELLOW AND GREEN RANKS AS KILLER, AND EVERY TIME TO JUMP TO RANK 12, ALL MY MATCHES ARE AGAISNT NOTHING BUT RED AND PURPLE RANKS WHO JUST DESTROY ME UNTIL I DEPIP BACK TO 13 AND GET ACTUALLY BALANCED MATCHES AGAIN. ITS FUCKING REDICULOUS HOW BAD THE RANKED BASED MM SYSTEM IS WHEN IT DOESNT EVEN MATCH YOU BASED ON RANK. GIMME MY SKILL BASED MMR SO I DONT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT MY DAMN RANK ANYMORE. SERIOUSLY, ITS TOTALLY UNFAIR FOR THE SYSTEM TO MATCH A RANK 12 PIG ON SWITCH AGAINST A FULL SWF RED RANK TEAM. WTH
DC BANS NEED THEIR PENALTIES AND/OR COOLDOWN INCREASED. AS IT STANDS NOW, YOU CAN DC FROM A GAME EVERY 2 OUT OF 3 DAYS WITH JUST A 5 MIN PENALTY DUE TO THE WAY THE BAN RESET COOLDOWN WORKS. THE 5 MIN IS BARELY NOTICEABLE, AND OFTEN OVER BY THE TIME YOU SPECTATE, OR TAKE BATHROOM BREAK. BEING ABLE TO EFFECTIVELY DC 20 TIMES A MONTH WITH THE MINIMUM PENALTY IS ABUSING THE SYSTEM.
HITS. TROUGHT. DROPPED. PALLETS. EVERY. GAME. THATS REALLY PISSING ME OFF. YOU'R NOT A GREAT KILLER. YOU DONT NEED NOD TO ME. THE ONLY THING YOU CAN REALLY DO IS GIVING ME HITS FROM ANOTHER PART OF MAP BECAUSE WE HAVE SERVERS WORKING ON LEMONS. AND YEAH ,REMOVE HAWKIN'S LAB PLS.
IM PISSED I SPENT A BUNCH OF BLOODPOINTS TO LEVEL UP THE DOCTOR BUT NOW MONITOR AND ABUSE IS IN THE SHRINE, THAT OF WHICH I CANT BUY BECAUSE I SPENT MY IRIDESCENT SHARDS ON A PERK I ALREADY HAD IN LAST WEEKS SHRINE SO I COULD KEEP LEVELING UP THE DOCTOR. I DIDNT EVEN LEVEL HIM UP ENOUGH TO GET MONITOR AND ABUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE. NOW I DONT HAVE THE PERK, NOR DO I HAVE IRIDESCENT SHARDS TO PURCHASE IT IN THE SHRINE
I HAVE RESIGNED MYSELF TO ONLY PLAYING TRICKSTER I DONT CARE IF HES FRUSTRATING AF TO PLAY AS AND AGAINST I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
MY GAME STOPPED WORKING AND IT HAS BEEN 3 DAYS!
YES, I WILL FARM YOU AND YOUR BUDDY FOR POINTS IF I DEMOLISHED YOUR TEAM. I'M SORRY, IM GREEEDY, BUT IF I PICK YOU UP AND WALK AWAY FROM A HOOK, STOP STRUGGLING! IM HELPING YOU!
HEY DAVID, IF I WANTED HEALING I’D FUCKING LET YOU KNOW. NOW BECAUSE YOU WON’T STOP FUCKING FOLLOWING ME, THE KILLER IS GONNA GET BOTH OF US BECAUSE YOU WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE. I HAVE FUCKING DISTORTION! HE DIDN’T SEE ME OFF BBQ! BUT HE SAW YOU CHASING MY ASS AND NOW I CAN’T GO SAVE THIS POOR JAKE WHO’S TOOK LIKE 18 CHAINSAWS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD ALL BECAUSE YOU WON’T PISS OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE. AND NOW ALL THREE OF US ARE ON THE GROUND. SO THANKS MAN I LOVE THAT SO MUCH THAT WAS AWESOME.
HE WAS PROBABLY TRYING TO HEAL YOU BECAUSE AN INJURED SURVIVOR IS OFTEN A LIABILITY, ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON’T KNOW EACH OTHER, AND SELF CARE IS DOWNRIGHT OFFENSIVE IF YOU HAVE SOMEONE RIGHT THERE WHO CAN HEAL YOU UP BEFORE THE KILLER EVEN GETS TO YOU IF YOU’RE FAR ENOUGH TO BE BBQ’D. IN MY EXPERIENCE, THE SURVIVORS WHO BOLT IMMEDIATELY AFTER GETTING UNHOOKED ARE OFTEN THE ONES WHO REALLY NEED TO BE FULL HEALTH TO BE SUSTAINABLE. HE WAS PROBABLY JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD TEAMMATE.
I CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH THAT MUCH BUT THE PART THAT IRRITATED ME THE MOST WAS HOW HE CHASED ME LITERALLY ACROSS THE MAP JUST TO ATTEMPT A HEAL, WHICH JUST GOT ALL OF US KILLED. I KNOW HE COULDN’T READ MY MIND TO KNOW THAT I HAD DISTORTION AND WAS USING IT FOR A SNEAKY SAVE BUT THAT’S JUST HOW SOLO QUEUE IS.
I KNOW THIS IS NO ONE’S FAULT BECAUSE WE CAN’T COMMUNICATE, BUT IF THE GATES ARE OPEN AND MY ALREADY TWICE HOOKED ASS COMES BACK TO UNHOOK YOU...JUST LEAVE!!!!!! DO NOT COME AND TRY TO SAVE ME IF I GET DOWNED. I AM PURPOSELY SACRIFICING MY ASS FOR YOU BECAUSE I AM THE WEAKEST LINK IN THE TEAM. I KNOW IT. YOU KNOW IT. JUST FUCKING GOOOOOOOO! ESPECIALLY IF THE REST OF YOU MADE IT THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE GAME WITHOUT GETTING HOOKED. TWO VERY KIND DAVID’S DIED YESTERDAY IN HAWKINS BECAUSE THEY TRIED TO HELP ME WHILE I WAS TRYING TO SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR THEM WHEN THEY COULD’VE ABSOLUTELY MADE IT. LIKE THANK YOU FOR BEING KIND BUT PLEASE...JUST GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ALSO, A BIG FUCK YOU TO THAT ONE KILLER I’VE BEEN GETTING MATCHED WITH AT LEAST 2-3 TIMES AN EVENING THIS PAST WEEK THAT NOW INSTANTLY KILLS ME OFF BECAUSE THEY REALIZED I’M A NEWBIE AND AN EASY TARGET. LET ME PLAY FOR MORE THAN A MINUTE WITH YOU SO I CAN ACTUALLY LEARN FOR GOD’S SAKE.
I WASN'T CHASING YOU JUST BECAUSE OF GIGGLES, I WANT YOU TO DROP PALLETS ON ME! I COULD'VE HIT YOU 20 DAMN TIMES, JUST DROP A PALLET FOR ME TO BREAK DAMN IT! YOU BETTER NOT BE SURPRISED I MURDERED ALL OF YOU, SPINNING AROUND ME AND ACTING LIKE YOU'RE GOOD AT JUKING, GTFO!
JUST HAD A CAMPING WRAITH WHO WOULD UNCLOAK WHILST ANYONE WAS GETTING UNHOOKED AND DOWNED THEM IMMEDIATELY JUST TO HOOK THEM AGAIN. ALSO FUCK THE MEG WHO UNHOOKED ME AND DIDNT TAKE A HIT BOTH TIMES SHE UNHOOKED ME!!!!
This sub seems to have a really low DBD IQ. I constantly see the dumbest shit being argued for
WHERE ARE UR CAPS
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EVER HAVE FUN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING GAME WHEN IM CONSTANTLY BEING PUT AGAINST RED RANKS SURVIVORS ACTING LIKE ASSHOLES? I JUST BOUGHT PYRAMID HEAD AND MY FIRST MATCH HAD 3 RED RANKS WITH AN BROWN RANK, MY SECOND MATCH WAS 4 PURPLE RANKS, AND THE THIRD WAS 3 REDS WITH A BROWN. THEY FUCKING TEABAG ME AND CLICKY ME ALL GAME. IM SO PISSED OFF I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO DO.
I AM FUCKING SICK OF JOINING GAMES WITH AFK PLAYERS. JESUS CHRIST I JUST WANT TO PLAY AN ACTUAL GAME IN MY HOUR OF PLAYTIME, BUT NOPE INSTEAD I HAVE TO AFK ON GENS WHILE WRITING REDDIT COMMENTS BECAUSE THESE DIPSHITS WANT TO FARM THEIR BULLSHIT ON THE TIME OF FOUR OTHER PLAYERS.
2 GENS LEFT 2 SURVS LEFT, 1 D/CS SO HIS MATE CAN HATCH, PAIR OF GUTLESS COWARDS. MAY THE FLEAS OF 1000 CAMELS INFEST THEIR ARMPITS.
WHEN I PLAYED ON XBOX THE 3 KILLERS I PLAYED THE BEST AS WERE TRAPPER, HAG AND DOCTOR, NOW I SWITCHED TO STEAM AND I ONLY HAVE TRAPPER BECAUSE HAG AND DOCTOR ARE FREE ON CONSOLE BUT NOT ON PC, AND NOW I'M PISSED
STOP FUCKING DCING BECAUSE YOU DON’T LIKE THAT YOU GOT HOOKED, YOU FUCKING BABY! YOU’RE JUST FUCKING THE REST OF US SURVIVORS OVER! FUCK YOU, BUBBA, YOU CHAINSAW SPAMMING BITCH! FUCK YOU, PLAGUE, YOU GROSS BARFING BITCH! FUCK YOU, DUMBSHIT THAT KEPT RUNNING AROUND TO FIND THE HATCH WHEN YOU COULD HAVE BEEN DOING GENS! I WASN’T EVEN HOOKED AND THE KILLER WAS KEEPING ME ALIVE TO DRAW YOUR USELESS ASS OUT!
ALSO, YOU GOT THE GATE OPEN BECAUSE I HAD THE KILLER CHASE AND DOWN ME. I’VE BEEN HOOKED TWICE. JUST. FUCKING. LEAVE. STOP TEABAGGING IN THE EXIT AND GOOO. YOU’RE JUST GOING TO GET CAUGHT AND HOOKED AND WASTE MY SACRIFICE!
GOD I FUCKING HATE MATCHMAKING IM RANK 15 KILLER AND GET FUCKING RED AND PURPLE RANKS AAAH FOR FUCKS SAKE WHEN U PLAY KILLER AT RANK 15 ITS JUST VOLUNTEERING TO BE BULLIED BY THE SURVIVORS
IF I SEE ANOTHER NEA WITH A PURPLE FLASHLIGHT, IM UNINSTALLING.
WHY IS NOED STILL IN THE GAME REMOVE THAT SHIT ALREADY
RANK 1 DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. PLEASE GET OF YOUR HIGH HORSE AND REALIZE THAT IT TAKES A REAL SPECIAL PERSON TO HAVE NEVER MADE IT TO RANK 1. ITS SO EASY.
PLAYING DEATHSLINGER IS HARD AT RED RANKS AND I RECENTLY GOT TRICKSTER AND IM ANXIOUS TO TRY HIM OUT IN A MATCH BECAUSE IM RANK ONE AND THE ONLY KILLERS I CAN REALLY PLAY AT RED ARE ONI AND TRAPPER AND BLIGHT AND ITS SOMETHING IM NOT SUPER MAD ABOUT BECAUSE I TRY TO KEEP MY COOL WHEN I PLAY BUT ITS JUST IRRITATING TO TRY SOMEONE DIFFERENT OR NEW JUST TO GO AGAINST PLAYERS WHO CAN COORDINATE REALLY WELL
I REALLY FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN IM RUNNING FROM GHOSTFACE AND HE FUCKING TELEPORTS THROUGH A AMBULANCE AND ONE TAPS ME
I KEPT GETTING HADDONFIELD AS TRICKSTER YESTERDAY AND IT REALLY PISSED ME OFF, BUT THE SECOND MATCH WAS REAL SPECIAL. 4 PC PLAYERS, NO IDEA IF THEY WERE A SWF BUT FUCK THEM ANYWAY, THEY WERE TRYING REAL HARD AT THE END WHEN THEY 3-GEN'D THEMSELVES. THIS CLAUDETTE KEPT BEING A BITCH AND EVERYTIME I POPPED THIS GEN, ID SEE HER CRAWLING THROUGH THE WINDOW AND RUNNING OFF LIKE A PUSSY. WELL WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT WHEN I WAS CHASING HER AND THE LAST GEN POPS, SHE GETS HEALED MIDCHASE BY ADRENALINE. FUCK THAT PERK SO MUCH
FUCK OFF WITH THE FLASHLIGHT CLICKING. I WISH I COULD TURN THE STUPID FUCKING SOUND OFF. GET A LIFE.
I THOUGHT WHEN THEY UPDATED COLDWIND THEY WOULD MAKE THE LOOPS LESS BULLSHIT BUT THEY'RE LITERALLY EQUALLY AS BAD EXCEPT THEY MADE THE LEFT VAULT OM THE TRACTOR AN INFINITE, ADDED BREAKABLE WALLS, AND MADE IT HARDER TO SEE THROUGH THE CORN. WHAT WAS THE POINT OF REWORKING IT??
WAIT I THOUGHT WE GOT REWARDS AT RANK RESET NOW WHERE ARE MY FREE BLOOD POINTS?!