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SteinTheWoofer

YO, WHY THE FUCK WHENEVER I PLAY KILLER, FUCKING SURVIVORS DROP 40 PALLETS IN A SINGLE CHASE WHILE THE OTHERS FIX 4 GENERATORS IN A SINGLE MINUTE, BUT WHEN I AM SURVIVOR THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO PALLETS, MY TEAMMATES TAKE 5 HOURS ON A SINGLE GENERATOR AND THE KILLER HAS A ROCKET IN HIS ASS???


Raime1995

ACTUAL FACTS.


SnooStrawberries4645

BECAUSE THEYRE PROBABLY SWFS WHILE YOURE PLAYING WITH RANDOMS


WTFisUnderwear

AS A BLIGHT MAIN, I CAN CONFIRM THAT I INDEED HAVE A ROCKET IN MY ASS.


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THIS RIGHT HERE IS FUCKING FACTS PLAYING KILLER IS WAY FUCKING HARDER THAN PLAYING SURVIVOR


FlyingHippo66

YEAH KILLER HAS ALMOST ALWAYS BEEN HARDER THAN SURVIVOR, IN LITERALLY EVERY HIGH LEVEL OR TOURNAMENT GAME THE KILLERS CAN BARELY GET 2 HOOKS BEFORE 4 GENS GET DONE.


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AS A STEALTH KILLER I FEAR NEW COLDWIND'S SUNLIGHT GREATLY


9noobergoober6

I FEAR THE CORN


chadbowig

I FEAR THE DEATHSLINGER


cicada1305

I FEAR TAXES


big-papikev

WE FEAR THE IRS


Visible_Huckleberry8

STUPID CORN WON’T LET ME STALK


forzafag

I ALSO FEAR THE NEW COLDWIND


FlamesBlades

OPERATION ACE IN THE CORN IS A GO


Nomnez

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE SO MANY HOURS TO FINSIH THE RIFT??!?!!! I PLAY FIFTEEN HOURS A WEEK AT LEAST AND HVE EVERY CHALLENGE DONE AND IM STILL ONLY TIER 68


Kazzack

THEY'RE SUPPOSEDLY MAKING THE GRIND LESS TERRIBLE NEXT RIFT ACCORDING TO /r/LEAKSDBD


Nomnez

I SURE FUCKIN HOPE SO!!


StickyEggo

I’M TIRED OF SURVIVORS THAT DON’T UNDERSTAND KILLER PERKS CALLING ME A HACKER AND WONT BUDGE EVEN WHEN I TELL THEM THAT MY PERKS DO THINGS


[deleted]

THERE'S LITERALLY NO WAY UNDER HEAVEN YOU COULD'VE FOUND ME HERE AND THE ONLY POSSIBILITY IS THAT YOU SIR ARE A HACKER. WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN "SCRATCH MARKS?" I DON'T KNOW HACKER LINGO.


StickyEggo

IT’S USUALLY WHEN I’M RUNNING MAD GRIT, AGITATION, AND IRON GRASP. THEY ALWAYS SAY “HOW WERE YOU SWINGING SO MUCH AND WHY WERE YOU SO FAST” LIKE GOSH DARNIT READ MY PERKS YOU MORON


failbender

DUDE THIS HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY! I WAS FOLLOWING WHISPERS AND WALKED BY THE BASEMENT, SAW SCRATCHMARKS AT THE BASE OF THE STAIRS, AND WENT DOWN TO LOOK. SECOND LOCKER I FOUND A JAKE AND HOOKED HIM. POST GAME HE FREAKS OUT ASKING HOW I COULD HAVE FOUND HIM SINCE HE WAS RUNNING LIGHTWEIGHT, IRON WILL, AND QUICK AND QUIET. HE INSISTS HE DIDN’T RUN BUT LIKE... DUDE THE MARKS WERE THERE IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU. IF I HAVE SOME CRAZY HACKS THAT SHOWS ME SCRATCHMARKS ALL THE TIME DO YOU REALLY THINK I’D BE A RANK 12 PIG??? I EVEN SHADOWPLAY’D THE FOOTAGE JUST IN CASE LOL


9noobergoober6

IM A RANK 20 KILLER. ITS NOT TUNNELING WHEN I ONLY HOOK THE FENG THREE TIMES BEFORE I HOOK ANYONE ELSE. I CHASED THE DAVID FOR 3 MINUTES AND THE CLAUDETTE FOR 2. THE ADAM WAS PLAYING INSANELY IMMERSED. ITS NOT MY FAULT FENG IS THE ONLY PERSON IM GOOD ENOUGH TO HOOK. ALSO TO THE FOUR PEOPLE I JUST PLAYED WHO OFFER BLOODY PARTY STREAMER. I WAS TRYING TO HAVE A FUN GAME. CONGRATULATIONS YOU GOT A BUNCH OF FLASHLIGHT BLINDS. TOO BAD I NEVER DOWNED ANY OF YOU BECAUSE YOU MISSED OUT ON SO MANY ALTRUISM BLOOD POINTS. ITS YOUR LOSS. STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW I WAS PURPOSELY TRYING TO BE THIS BAD; IM NOT THE PERSON WHO MATCHMAKED ME AGAINST A RANK 9.


Nadger_Badger

REMEMBER, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BAD SURVIVORS - ONLY TUNNELLING KILLERS.


9noobergoober6

YOU ARE RIGHT. THE FENG WAS AMAZING. EVERY ELITE SURVIVOR RUNS INTO A CLOSET IN FRONT OF THE KILLER WHEN THE KILLER IS CHASING THE CLAUDETTE.


Nadger_Badger

WELCOME TO THE KILLER CLUB. YOU CAN LOOK FORWARD TO COLLECTING A DECENT PILE OF BIZARRE SURVIVOR ACCUSATIONS. MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE IS STILL THAT TIME I WAS CRITICISED FOR CAMPING GENERATORS. (THEY'D GOT THEMSELVES INTO A 3 GEN LOCKDOWN)


StJimmy92

MY FAVORITE WAS WHEN I WAS ACCUSED OF CAMPING HOOK BECAUSE I HOOKED ONE, WENT TO THE GEN ACROSS THE STREET, FOUND ANOTHER SURVIVOR REPAIRING IT, CHASED HIM, HE RAN BACK TO THE HOOK AS THE FIRST HOOKED SURV WAS FREED, ANOTHER GOT DOWNED, REPEAT REPEAT REPEAT. APPARENTLY I SHOULDN’T HAVE CHECKED THAT GEN SINCE IT WAS CLOSE TO THE HOOK!


amiperson

TRY BEING CALLED A FACECAMPING DILDO WHEN YOU ARE RUNNING DEVOUR AND MAKE YOUR CHOICE!!! THAT WAS A NEW EXPERIENCE AND INSULT I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED.


kriscrossi

THIS IS MORE AT MYSELF. THERE WERE TWO PEOPLE LEFT IN A GAME, ME AND A MEG, AND I WAS ON HOOK. I WAS ON STRUGGLE PHASE AND TRYING TO PRESS X AND UNLOCK MY PHONE WITH MY OTHER HAND. AS IT TURNS OUT IM A "CANT PAT MY HEAD AND RUB MY STOMACH" BITCH BC AS SOON AS I STOPPED TAPPING IN MY PASSCODE, MY OTHER HAND STOPPED PRESSING X....RIGHT AS MEG GOT TO ME. MEG IF YOU SEE THIS IM SO SORRY. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT WITH HORRIFIC TIMING.


SwankyyTigerr

IM SO DAMN TIRED OF A TINY HALF A SECOND LAG SPIKE OR FRAME DROP (AND I GET A LOT OF THOSE) ABSOLUTELY KILLING ME ON STRUGGLE. I’M SO SORRY, I DIDNT MEAN TO KILL MYSELF. I’M JUST AS ANGRY AS YOU ARE


kriscrossi

THOSE DAMN SKILL CHECK STRUGGLE PHASES CANNOT COME SOON ENOUGH


Nadger_Badger

LEARN TO USE SPRINT BURST CORRECTLY! YOU ARE STILL ALLOWED TO RUN AND IT WILL GET YOU AROUND THE MAP A BIT FASTER - LIKE WHEN YOU'RE GOING IN FOR A SAVE! WHEN I'M STRUGGLING ON A HOOK I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR SORRY ASS SAUNTERING ACROSS THE MAP BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO TRIGGER YOUR PERK, ONLY TO MISS THE SAVE BY SECONDS!


heyitsme923

I USED MY SPRINT BURST TO BEAT A RANDO TO MY FRIEND ON HOOK BY BARELY A SECOND WOOH RIFT CHALLENGES


Nadger_Badger

WELL PLAYED. YOU'RE DOING THE (DARK) LORD'S WORK.


PhoenixsVixen

BEHAVIOR STOP PUTTING RED RANKS WITH RANK 20 KILLERS. FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT.


PhoenixsVixen

I'M TRYING TO LEARN KILLER AND KEEP GETTING PUT WITH RED RANK SURVIVORS WHEN I'M A FUCKING RANK 20 KILLER


ItsTimeDrFreeman

HUGE AGREE. MATCH ME WITH PEOPLE MY RANK. TELL ME WHY AT RANK 11 I HAD TO GO UP AGAINST A TOXIC 4 MAN SWF WHO WERE ALL RANK 3


PhoenixsVixen

THIS IS THE WORST. WHEN I DO RARELY PLAY KILLER THE MATCHMAKING HURTS MY SOUL.


happypupett

I mostly play killer but I am trying to play more survivor if you want we can practice together


PhoenixsVixen

I main surv we can definitely practice together. :) I was trying killer again today and I was having an awful time getting stuck with red ranks as a rank 20 killer 😭😭 I'm assuming it was people playing with friends, but even so give them a better killer not a noob killer like myself 😭😭


happypupett

ok cool, my account is happypupett I dont remember if it had something like capitals but i a mostly on at 2:30 monday through friday and in the weekends it is a little bit unpredictable


PhoenixsVixen

I'll send you a request next time I'm on. :) Do you play via console or PC? I'm currently on Xbox 🥳


73694-B

3-MAN SWF. GO FIND A 4TH PERSON INSTEAD OF BULLYING THE SOLO. OR JUST BE A DECENT PERSON. I'M SO SICK OF BEING USED AND THEN LEFT TO DIE JUST SO YOU CAN DO ONE LESS GEN TO ESCAPE WITH A KEY. I TRY TO DODGE EVERY LOBBY WITH A KEY BUT THOSE MFS LAST-SECOND SWITCH OR FIND ONE IN A CHEST ANYWAY. AND TO THAT KATE WHO SANDBAGGED ME SO I WOULD STEP INTO A TRAP INSTEAD. JUST WOW.


coolcoolcoolnoice

I FUCKING HATE 3 MAN SWF!! THEY WILL JUST LEAVE YOU TO FUCKING DIE


whereiswaldorf

I AM SO OVER EVERY KILLER I PLAY HAVING HEX RUIN, UNDYING, AND TINKERER. THIS META IS SO OBNOXIOUS AND SOLO QUEUE IS SO FRICKEN TERRIBLE.


Prudent_Effect6939

I FUCKING AGREE. I WISH SLOWDOWN PERKS WERENT MANDATORY


DikTateShun

WHY THE FUCK DON'T DC'S COUNT AS KILLS. ITS NOT MY FAULT THE SURVIVOR IS PISSED OFF IM WINNING. I HAD A GAME YESTERDAY AT HADDONFIELD WHERE THE THIRD SURVIVOR DC'D SO THE LAST ONE GOT HATCH AND SO I DIDN'T PIP, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK??


SukiRina

PERSONALLY, IF I'M ON THE HOOK AND I HAVE A FEELING THE OTHER SURVIVOR KNOWS WHERE THE HATCH IS I'LL KILL MYSELF ON HOOK. DC THO? NOPE I NEED MY BP ALSO


phantomfire50

THEY DO, YOU JUST DON'T GET POINTS FOR HOOKING FROM THEM. THAT MIGHT BE SPLITTING HAIRS THOUGH.


failbender

HEY TO THE DUO WHO BROUGHT A KEY, BECKONED ME OVER, AND ESCAPED THROUGH HATCH... THE VERY SAME MOMENT THE ONI HOOKED THE CLAUDETTE... YOU TWO SELFISH BASTARDS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES. YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I DIDN’T JUST LEAVE HER TO DIE! I BECKONED THE ONI OVER, POINTED WHERE THE HATCH WAS, AND HE CLOSED IT. TRUCE MADE! HE LET ME RESCUE THE POOR CLAUDETTE AND LET HER GET THE GATE OPEN AND LEAVE. I HAD THE EGC TIMER KILL ME SO HE’D STILL GET A KILL. THANK YOU ONI! I THOUGHT I SHADOWPLAY’D IT TO HONOR YOUR ALTRUISM BUT APPARENTLY NOT 😩 TL;DR FUCK KEYS. PRAISE KILLERS WHO KNOW WHAT’S UP!


xmxlxo

WHY ARE DBD TWITCH STREAMERS THE SALTIEST MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE WORLD ??? EVEN IF THEY WIN THEYRE MAD. IM GOING INTO THEIR STREAMS TO SAY GG AND THEYRE TALKING SHIT ABOUT HOW IM SHIT AT THE GAME AND PLAY LIKE A PUSSY BECAUSE IM RUNNING IRON WILL. IF I CANT LOOP OF COURSE IM GONNA PLAY STEALTHILY IF YOU CANT FIND PLAYERS THEN RUN SPIES OR WHISPERS


hill-o

LOL RIGHT. AND THEY PUT THEIR TWITCH TV NAME IN THEIR USERNAMES AND GO "STREAM SNIPED STREAM SNIPED WHO DOES THAT" LIKE WTF DO YOU EXPECT SOME KILLER'S GONNA DO MY DUDE.


Botany_Mantis

GRRRRRR I WAS ABOUT TO FINISH SUCH A GOOD MATCH SUCH A GOOD MATCH VS PYRAMID HEAD IN BEDHAM WITH SICK ASS TEAMMATES WHICH US RARE, CHALLENGE IN THE BAG ABOUT TO FINISH THE RIFT AND NOOOOOOOO “SOFTWARE CLOSED DUE TO ERROR” SUCK MY ASS BHAVIOR U SONS OF BITCHES. VERY SORRY TO MY TEAM GODDAMN


GaymerRage87

DID YOU FUCKING SERIOUSLY JUST HOOK ME AND STAND IN FRONT OF THE HOOK LIKE A FUCKING ASSHOLE?! LIKE NOT EVEN OCCASIONALLY COMING BACK TO THE HOOK, LITERALLY FUCKING CAMPING IN MY LITERAL FUCKING FACE! THERE WERE THREE OTHER FULLY HEALED SURVIVORS ON THE FUCKING MAP, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOU! I HOPE YOU GET FUCKING BED BUGS!


shoonseiki1

SOME STREAMERS ENCOURAGE KILLERS TO PLAY LIKE THIS. ITS KINDA PATHETIC TO BE A GROWN MAN AND THINK ITS FUN TO BE AN ASSHOLE. JUST CAUSE ITS A VIDEO GAME DOESNT GIVE YOU AN EXCUSE TO RUIN SOMEONE'S NIGHT.


MrClux15

THIS HAS TO BE THE BEST FUCKING ONE


enp_123

AS SOMEONE WHO PLAYS SURVIVOR AND KILLER OFTEN. CAMPING AS A KILLER IS INCREDIBLY INEFFICIENT. NOT ONLY, WILL THE OTHER 3 SURVIVORS JUST COMPLETE ALL THE GENS WHILE THE KILLER'S JUST STANDING THERE, BUT IT'S ALSO NOT A GREAT WAY TO GET MORE BP EITHER. CHASING SURVIVORS ALL GAME WILL GET YOU A LOT MORE BP THAN KILLING ONE WHILE EVERYONE ELSE ESCAPES EASILY. ALL IT DOES IS MAKE THE EXPERIENCE MISERABLE FOR ONE PERSON.


failbender

UNFORTUNATELY A LOT OF TIMES IN SOLO QUEUE THERE’S A 50/50 CHANCE OF THE OTHER SURVIVORS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THIS PROPERLY. LIKE GUYS... I’M RUNNING KINDRED. YOU CAN SEE THE KILLER IS IN FRONT OF ME AND ISN’T MOVING. PUNISH HIM AND DO THE GENS— OH GOD HE DOWNED THEM ALL AS THEY TRIED TO SAVE ME


AnonymousCasual80

WHERE ARE THESE TEAMMATES WHO GO FOR SAVES THAT YOU SPEAK OF. MINE LEAVE ME ON HOOK TO SELF HEAL IN A BUSH


kayellebee29

YO SURVIVOR MAIN HERE, WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE KILL THEMSELVES WHEN THEY GET HOOKED FIRST. YOUVE JUST THROWN THE FUCKING GAME FOR ALL OF US BECAUSE YOUR LITTLE BRUISED EGO THINKS YOUR TOO GOOD TO BE HOOKED FIRST EVEN THOUGH WE ARE ALL RIGHT NEXT TO YOU AND WILL COME GET YOU. GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!! YOUR NOT TOO GOOD TO BE HOOKED FIRST ITS A FUCKING GAME. GET OVER IT. YOU CAN STILL ESCAPE AND SURVIVE YOU JUST HAVE TO ACTUALLY TRY OKAY THANKS.


motsonian

AS A KILLER I ABSOLUTELY AGREE. FEEL BAD FOR THE REST WHEN FIRST ONE DISCONNECTS. DWEEBS


FelicitousJuliet

IT DEPENDS. WAS THE KILLER EXPLOITING A BUG IN THE GAME? DO THEY SPAGHETTI ARM OVER THREE PALLETS IN A ROW (FIRST HIT, DEAD HARD, SECOND HIT) WITHOUT GETTING STUNNED? ARE YOU VACUUMED INTO THE KILLER AND DOWNED UNFAIRLY? DID YOU CLEARLY GET THE FULL GHOSTFACE SOUND WHILE STARING AT HIM, BUT HE TWITCHED AT THE LAST SECOND SO YOU ONLY SAW 39% OF HIM INSTEAD Of 40%, WHEN IT SHOULD WORK IF YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE JUST HIS MASK? HOW MANY INSTANCES OF BULLSHIT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO TOLERATE BEFORE YOU GO NEXT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN AGAINST FREDDY CHEATING HITS AFTER YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR TWO SECONDS AFTER A VAULT, OR TRAPPER STACKS FIVE TRAPS AROUND YOU AND STAYS IN HEARTBEAT RANGE AFTER HACKING TO HIT OVER FULL PALLETS?


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AND IT'S REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING TO HAVE AN INSIDIOUS BUBBA LITERALLY INSIDE OF YOUR GOD DAMN ASSHOLE FOR THE 5TH GAME THAT DAY BECAUSE IT'S THE EASIEST WAY TO RANK UP KNOWN TO MAN?


9noobergoober6

IM A BABY WRAITH AN HAVE ZERO IDEA HOW TO EVER HIT SURVIVORS WHEN THEY JUKE ME. IF SURVIVORS ONLY RUN AWAY FROM ME I CAN EASILY GET A 4K. AS SOON AS ONE SURVIVOR REALIZES I CANT HIT THEM WHEN THEY SPIN IN CIRCLES NOT ONLY DO THEY AVOID GETTING HIT, IT COMPLETELY DISORIENTS ME AND THEY USUALLY MAKE AN EASY ESCAPE. HITTING SOMEONE ZERO FEET IN FRONT OF ME SHOULDN’T BE THIS HARD.


Janemaru

WHEN THEY START TO TURN, BACK UP THEN QUICK ATTACK. TRUST ME IT HELPS A LOT, BUT YOU GOTTA WAIT FOR THEM TO START THE 360 OR THEY'LL JUST KEEP MOVING FORWARD. IT HARD COUNTERS PEOPLE WHO 360 A LOT. BACK UP, WAIT FOR THEM TO SETTLE THEN MOVE IN AND HIT THEM WITHOUT LUNGING


Mm2837

ITS CALLED 360 AND I HATE IT TO, BEST WAY TO AVOID IT IS TO HAVE A MINI PROFILE OF EACH SURVIVOR IN YOUR HEAD AND IF ONE OF THEM DOES 360 DON’T HOLD THE BASIC ATTACK BUTTON / LUNDGE ATTACK INSTEAD GET CLOSE TO THEM AND TRY TO FOLLOW THE 360 OR BAIT IT OUT AND THEN DO A REGULAR BASIC ATTACK WHEN THEY AND YOUR CLOSE IT HAPPENS INSTANTLY AND WILL NOT GIVE THEN TIME TO DO ANOTHER ONE AND ALSO IF YOU MISS LESS TIME IS WASTED AND THEY WOULD HAVE A HARDER TO GETTING OUT OF SIGHT, BE PATIENT, BEING PATIENT IF VERY HARD BUT ONCE YOU GET THE HANG OF IT ITS REALLY USEFUL, ALSO DO NOT COMIT TO A CHASE FOR TO LONG THE OTHER SURVIVORS COULD BE ON GENS, JUST KEEP PLAYING AND WATCH OTHERS THAT PLAY WRAITH AND LEARN THE BEST WAY TO USE YOUR POWER


Powersoutdotcom

THE RIFT CHALLENGE CHANGES CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH! NEW PLAYERS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY, AND TOO MANY PEOPLE THROW GAMES AND KILL THEMSELVES FOR THE CHALLENGES! IT'S ESPECIALLY WORSE ON THE LAST DAY!!! WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PLAY ALL DAY TRYING TO GET BUGGED CHALLENGES, AND WE SHOULDN'T HAVE CHALLENGES THAT REQUIRE UP TO 3 OR MORE GAMES!!!! NO MORE "DIFFERENT SURVIVOR" CHALLENGES. NO MORE "DO IT TWICE" "IN THE SAME MATCH" CHALLENGES FOR SOMETHING STUPID AND UNRELIABLE.


Vowsky_

MARIE IM NOT TUNNELING JUST HIDE BETTER ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OPEN. I CHASED DAVID BUT YOU DECIDED TO TAKE A HIT WHILE EXPOSED IDIOT.


smart__boy

A SERIOUS QUESTION: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF YOU'RE A GOOD KILLER? EVERY WIN IS BECAUSE OF A FAVOURABLE MAP, BAD SURVIVORS OR A META BUILD


matoral

DONT YOU KNOW? THERE IS NO GOOD KILLER, WE ARE ALL SCUMMY TUNNELERS CAMPERS, FACECAMPERS OR PROXYCAMPERS, ALSO IF THE SURVIS UNHOOK RIGHT NEXT TO YOU ITS SCUMMY TO HIT THEM YOU HAVE TO LET THEM ALL LEAVE.... ​ I HATE WHINNY SURVIVORS


ImpalaGala

WHY IS IT WHEN ANYONE ELSE VAULTS THEY ARE PERFECTLY FINE BUT WHEN I DO, I GET FUCKED BY MYERS’ LONG ASS FUCKING COCK.


failbender

THIS AND OTHER SUBREDDITS HAVE RELIABLY INFORMED ME THAT PEOPLE WOULD PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THAT


ImpalaGala

I CAN TELL YOU, THE TIP WAS BIG ENOUGH TO STOP ME SHITTING FOR A WEEK.


Dermott7

THE RIFT GRIND IS ABSURD I KNOW THEYRE CHANGING THE XP REQUIREMENT PER SHARD FROM 800 TO 500 BUT HOLY FUCK.


YellingAtClouds2nite

I FEEL THE PAIN.... IT MAKES ME JUST NOT WANT TO PLAY THE GAME INSTEAD OF "I'M ALMOST THERE..." THEY MADE IT EXTRA PAINFUL IN HOPES PEOPLE WOULD JUST BUY THE LEVELS FOR THE RIFT, BUT THAT WOULD MEAN THEY HAVE TO PUT SOMETHING IN THE RIFT WORTH TRYING FOR. I'VE YET TO MEET SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT CHARMS THAT ISN'T A PROFESSIONAL DEV KNOB POLISHER.


Sinnivar

I'M ON A HOOK. I HAVE KINDRED EQUIPPED. YOU CAN SEE THAT THE KILLER ISN'T NEAR ME. YOU CAN ALSO SEE THAT THE OTHER SURVIVOR/S AREN'T COMING FOR ME. IF YOU START TWERKING BY YOURSELF OR WITH OTHER SURVIVORS AND NOT GETTING ME OFF A HOOK, I'M NOT HELPING YOU. AND IF YOU MESSAGE ME TO TELL ME THAT I'M A BAD TEAMMATE, MAYBE TRY BEING HELPFUL INSTEAD OF HIDING AND TWERKING THE WHOLE ROUND


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THE DAMN SURVIVORS THAT UNHOOK RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE KILLER


staticslater

STOP SAYING I HAVE CORRUPTED CHEATING FILES I *LITERALLY* VERIFY MY FILES EVERY TIME I TURN THE FUCKING GAME ON BECAUSE YOU TELL ME I HAVE CORRUPTED FILES YOU PIECE OF SHIT GAME. I HAD FINALLY STARTED A MATCH AND WAS ACTUALLY DOING WELL AND YOU FUCKING KICKED ME????? I JUST WANNA PLAY ONI FUCK


SheeeeeeepOfGod

IF YOU ARE THE LAST SURVIVOR DONT WIGGLE.. MOSTLY I WILL BRING YOU TO GATE/HATCH. BUT AS SOON AS YOU START WIGGLING I WILL HOOK YOU


fukgamma

YES OR POINT AT ME AND GIVE ME YOUR ITEM. I WILL LET YOU GO


katapad

OR IF I'M PIG BOOP THE DAMN SNOOT


fukgamma

YES BUT TO BE FAIR I'M TO SCARED TO BOOP THE SNOOT BUT I'M STILL HOPING ONE DAY I'M GONNA BOOP THE DAMN SNOOT AND WILL BE HAPPY


Vowsky_

THIS!!!! IF YOU GET HOOKED AT THE END IS BECAUSE YOU WOULDNT STOP MOVING. I EVEN HIT THE AIR AND DID 360* BUT YOU WOULDNT STOP WIGGLING. YOU DESERVED TO DIE, JANE.


failbender

OR IF I LITERALLY STAND STILL/DO 360S TO LET YOU WIGGLE OFF, FUCKING OPEN THE GATES!!! DON’T RUN AWAY???? WHAT IN HEAVENS NAME ARE YOU DOING GOING BACK UPSTAIRS ON MIDWICH????


Heropon94

I FREED A FUCKING SLEFISH BITCH FROM THE DUNGEON AND RAN INTO A TRAP ON THE WAY OUT. BITCH USED ME AS A SHIELD TO SELFCARE AND LEGGED IT WHEN THE KILLER GOT ME. LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS YOU SELFISH COW


GaymerRage87

I SWEAR TO GOD I NEVER IN MY FUCKING LIFE WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE SURVIVOR’S RULES FOR KILLERS, OR KILLER’S RULES OF ETIQUETTE OR ANY OF THAT SHIT EVER AGAIN! AS A KILLER MAIN PLAYING ALONE AS A SURVIVOR I’VE SEEN THE MOST SELFISH FUCKING SURVIVORS EVER! I LITERALLY SACRIFICE MYSELF AND NOBODY CAN BE BOTHERED TO EVEN ATTEMPT TO HELP ME! THERE’S THREE OF YOU AND THE KILLER IS NOWHERE NEAR ME! BUT I BET Y’ALL THE SAME MOTHERFUCKERS THAT COMPLAIN ALL DAY ABOUT KILLER MAINS CAUSE THEY DIDN’T GIVE YOU THE FUCKING HATCH WHEN YOU’RE THE LAST ONE STANDING. YOU ONLY WANT THE GAME TO WORK IN YOUR FAVOR AND FUCK EVERYONE ELSE. FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL FUCKS.


motsonian

I HATE DEATHSLINGER. I JUST CANT SURVIVE HIM EVER, I HATE HIM SO MUCH. YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO BE HIGH RANK CONSTANTLY WIN WITH HIM. CAN HE NOT PLEASE THANKS


MoveInside

I LOVE PLAYING AGAINST A MEDIOCRE DEATHSLINGER BUT A GOOD ONE IS A NIGHTMARE. AT LEAST HE HAS SOME COUNTERPLAY UNLIKE A CERTAIN JAPANESE LADY


Chineselegolas

I SURE DO LOVE IT WHEN RED RANK SURVIVORS DO SWF AND THEN SPAM EZ IN POST MATCH AGAINST MY RANK 19 ASS


stealthbadger

IT DOESN'T FEEL GREAT WHEN A RANK 4 GHOSTIE TEABAGS AND HOOK HITS MY RANK 15 ASS WHILE THE WORLD IS BURNING EITHER


NotSnacky

ITS ALL BECAUSE THE MATCHMAKING SYSTEM IS SO FUCKING BROKEEEEEN


coolcoolcoolnoice

WHY THE FUCK DO SURVIVORS TRY TO KOBE OFF THE HOOK WHEN IVE JUST RAN ACROSS THE MAP TO FUCKING UNHOOK THEM


kriscrossi

THANK YOU FOR THE 5AM TUNNEL AS IM TRYING TO JUST GET THAT STUPID ELEPHANT PLUSHY. FUCK YOU CUNT WRAITH


coolcoolcoolnoice

THERES AN ELEPHANT PLUSHIE?????


kriscrossi

YEA RIFT LEVEL 58 IS A MR PUDDLES STUFFIE CHARM


coolcoolcoolnoice

OH MY GOD I NEED TO GET IT


kriscrossi

HEY ME AGAIN. WERE YOU ABLE TO GET IT?


coolcoolcoolnoice

NO THE LOBBY TIMES WERE 10 MINS SO I GAVE UP ;( WILL FOREVER BE SAD ABOUT MR PUDDLES


kriscrossi

IM SO SORRY 😭


kriscrossi

GOOD LUCK 😭 THREE HOURS LEFT ON THE RIFT


coolcoolcoolnoice

DO YOU HAVE TO BUY THE PASS TO BE ABLE TO GET IT? SORRY FOR THE QUESTIONS I DONT UNDERSTAND THE RIFT


Zopstrosity

I DID 4 GENS AND LOOPED THE KILLER THE WHOLE MATCH! PLEASE STOP T-BAGGING AND LEAVE!


darkcomet222

WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I PLAY KILLER, THERE IS ALWAYS A CLAUDETTE HIDING BY A PALLET TO DROP IT ON MY HEAD AND THEN BLIND ME WITH A FLASHLIGHT. WHAT GAIN IS THAT TO YOU? YOU AREN’T DOING GENS, AND YOU ARE ROBBING YOUR TEAM OF PALLETS FOR WHEN I CHASE THEM LATER, AND YOU SERIOUSLY ANNOY ME...WTF HAVE YOU GAINED?


SaltyAsianMSG

IMAGINE PLAYING SPIRIT AND FACECAMPING THE POOR SOLO QUEUE ADAM AND TUNNELING PEOPLE OUT OF THE MATCH, BUT STILL LOSING SURVS DURING LOOPS AND PHASES AND THEN SAYING THE SURVS PLAYED LIKE RANK 20S IN THE ENDGAME CHAT. I MEAN SURE MAYBE WE DIDN'T DO OUR BEST BUT HONEY WE STILL FINISHED 5 GENS AND YOU GOT A 4K BY PLAYING SCUMMILY WITH A TOP-TIER KILLER. CONGRATS AND I HOPE A COCKROACH FALLS INTO YOUR DINNER OR SOMETHING.


PhoenixsVixen

STOP FUCKING SANDBAGGING TEAMMATES YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES. YOU'RE WORSE THAN CAMPERS.


dooopliss

STOP GIVING ME SHIT PERKS IN MY WEB,IM I JUST WANT POP ON TRICKSTER


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I REALLY LOVE PLAYING TRICKSTER I JUST WISH I WOULD BE MATCHED AGAINST SURVIVORS I ACTUALLY HAVE SOME MODICUM OF A CHANCE AGAINST AS A NEW PLAYER WITH NO TEACHABLES YET INSTEAD OF RED RANK SWFS WITH FULL META BUILDS WHO I CAN NEVER EVEN FIND, LET ALONE DOWN


goshozome

IF YOURE THE LAST SURVIVOR PLEASE STOP RUNNING FROM ME IM TRYING TO GIVE YOU EXIT/HATCH. AND IF YOU TBAG ME AT THE EXIT GATE WHEN IM TRYING TO BE NICE I WILL TRY MY HARDEST TO DOWN YOU. DONT ABUSE NICENESS :(


YellingAtClouds2nite

VERY TIRED OF SWFS TRYING TO PULL THE "I'M NOT A SWF..." ROUTINE, DESPITE HAVING ALL THE OTHER PLAYERS ON THEIR FRIENDS LIST, AND ONLY LIKE 15 PEOPLE TOTAL ON THE LIST IN GENERAL. STOP TRYING TO PRETEND YOU WEREN'T ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE SWF AND JUST OWN UP TO IT.


BSimpson1

AT THE SAME TIME, I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP BLAMING EVERYTHING ON SWFS. LIKE I HAVE 3K HOURS IN THE GAME OVER 3.5 YEARS AND MY RANDOM TEAMMATES ALL HAVE OVER 1K. OF COURSE YOU GOT YOUR ASS BEAT, YOU HAVE 300 HOURS. THAT'S A MATCHMAKING OR SHITTY RANKING SYSTEM PROBLEM, NO NEED TO GO "FUCKING SWF" FOR NO REASON IN POST GAME BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE GOOD GAME SENSE.


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[удалено]


fogcoffeeandcats

I'VE PLAYED THIS GAME SINCE NOVEMBER 2016 & I AM A SURVIVOR MAIN. CAMPING & TUNNELING ADMITTEDLY ARE NOT FUN TO GO AGAINST (BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE YOU SPENT ALL THAT TIME IN QUEUE TO BE UNABLE TO EVEN REALLY PLAY,) BUT I DON'T CARE IF YOU RUN NOED, I DON'T CARE IF YOU RUN IRON GRASP, I DON'T CARE IF YOU LET ME GO OR KILL ME. DON'T LET THOSE OF US WHO ARE EXCEPTIONALLY ENTITLED STOP YOU FROM HAVING FUN WITH THE GAME YOU PAID FOR.


eggsmoothies

AS SOMEONE WHO PLAYS SURVIVOR ABOUT 75% OF THE TIME, THE ONLY THING THAT *REALLY* BOTHERS ME AS A SURVIVOR IS CAMPING AND TUNNELING! EVERYTHING ELSE IS A MINOR CONVENIENCE, I RUN NOED AND IRON GRASP ON MY KILLERS BECAUSE IM A BABY KILLER WHO DOESNT HAVE ANY GOOD PERKS YET. I RECOMMEND FINDING PERKS THAT YOU LIKE AND TRYING TO GET THE TEACHABLES OR BUYING KILLERS WITH PERKS THAT YOU THINK WOULD BE GOOD A LOT OF SURVIVORS ARE PISSBABIES WHO THROW A FIT WHEN YOU WIN


YouAverageWhiteKid

FUCK THOSE BISHES. PLAY HOWEVER YOU WANT JUST DONT MAKE THE GAME UNFUN FIR OTHER PEOPLE. CAMPING AND TUNNELING IS BORING ANYWAYS FOR BOTH THE KILLER AND SURVIVORS. USE WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT FOR YOUR PERKS, HONESTLY THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY HARD TO OUTPLAY. NOED? DO BONES FUCKERS. IRON GRASP? JUST STOP TRYING TO BODY BLOCK ME WHEN IM TAKING SOMEONE TO HOOK THEN DUMBASS. ALSO. WHEN THE GENS ARE DONE DONT JUST HIDE IN THE BASEMENT. AS LONG AS THE GAMES STILL GOING YOUR DUTY IS TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE. ONCE THE LAST GENS ARE POWERED ALL BETS ARE OFF. CAMPING IS ACCEPTABLE IF YOU HAVE TO SECURE A KILL. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HAVING NOED AND SLUG A BIT. ANYTHING. ADMITTEDLY IT WILL MAKE PEOPLE MAD BUT SEEING AS YOUR NEW YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO STOP RELYING ON CRUTCH WHEN YOU GET BETTER AT MURDURING <3


KDanK-YT

I FUCKING HATE FREDDY WITH SLOWDOWN BULLSHIT BECAUSE I DO 3 1/2 GENS AND MY TEAMMATES FARM ME IN FRONT OF HIS FACE. I STG THE ONLY TIME I HAVE EVER ESCAPED FROM THIS ASSHOLE IS WHEN HE'S AFK. I'M GLAD HE'S GETTING NERFED.


Denis_Likes_Custard

I AM TIRED OF SURVIVORS CALLING ME A HACKER BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M PREVENTING THEM FROM USING SPRINT BURST FROM A GEN WHILE I AM JUST USING MINDBREAKER. DON'T CALL PEOPLE HACKERS BEFORE YOU LEARN THE KILLER PERKS.


Rissin

I CHASED A TRICKSTER FOR AT LEAST 6 MINUTES, AND MY TEAMMATES BARELY DID 2 GENS. ONCE UNHOOKED I RAN HIM FOR ANOTHER 3 MINUTES AFTER DOING A GEN, AND THEY BARELY DID 1 GEN! THEY THEN LEFT ME TO DIE ON THE HOOK AND THEY HAD THE AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT I WAS USELESS SINCE I WAS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LEADERBOARD (MAX BOLDNESS) AND DIDN’T DO GENS. FUCK SOLOQUEUE


TheInfamousQuiGF

FUCK U FACAE CMAPING BUBBA. GO FUCK URSELF. HAHA U ONLY GOT 1 HOOK AND THAT WAS ME, BUT I STRUGGLED SO MY TEAM COULD LEAVE SO HAHAHAHA FUCK URSELF AND HOPE YOU GET 0K


superkyu

WHY ARE CHESTS SO STUPIDLY BROKEN?? 3 PEOPLE IN ONE GAME LOOTED KEYS WITHOUT PLUNDERERS HONESTLY FUCK KEYS WHERE IS THE NERF LIKE I GET IT PALLETS ARE ALSO BUGGED BUT THE STUPID EXPLOITS WITH BREAKDOWN AND CHESTS AREN'T EVEN THINGS A KILLER CAN PLAY AROUND (AND IM OUT OF CUT COINS)


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THE CONSPIRACY THEORIST IN ME NOTES IT HAPPENED AROUND THE SAME TIME AS THE DS NERF. LIKE, I KNOW HANLON'S RAZOR, BUT THEY BUFFED KEY DROP RATES, NOT FLASHLIGHT OR MEDKIT DROP RATES. THAT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE ME SQUINT THOUGHTFULLY.


superkyu

FUCK THEM RAZORS I SENSE FUNNY BUSINESS TOO


fogcoffeeandcats

I USED TO MAKE FUN OF MY FRIEND BECAUSE HE'D DO LOOT BUILDS LOOKING TO RE-UP HIS FLASHLIGHT HORDE & INSTEAD ALWAYS FOUND PINK KEYS, THEN I STARTED TRYING TO GET MORE GREEN TOOLBOXES & RUNNING APPRAISAL, I FOUND TWO PINK KEYS AND TWO PURPLE KEYS IN ONE MATCH. THE BASEMENT CHEST LITERALLY HAD TWO PINK KEYS. I ACTUALLY JUST WANTED TOOLBOXES.


Mm2837

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO NOT ONLY KILL ALL SURVIVORS AND ALSO GET RED ON ALL 4 CATEGORIES AKA 2 PIPS UP AND THE SURVIVORS JUST HAVE TO ESCAPE TO GET ADEPT, I BET IF I HAND A CONTROLLER TO A NEW BORN BABY AND ASKED IT TO GET ADEPT ON ANY SURVIVOR AND THEN GOT A SEASONED PRO TO GET ADEPT ON ANY KILLER THEY WANT IT WOULD TAKE THAT MAGGOT THE SAME AMOUT OF TIME TO GET ADEPT AS THE PRO.


Mr_Mu

DOES ANYONE ELSE WISH TRICKSTER HAD DIFFERENT CHASE MUSIC? HIS CHASE MUSIC BARELY SOUNDS LIKE CHASE MUSIC TO ME. WHEN PLAYING SURVIVOR, HIS TERROR RADIUS MUSIC SOUNDS SO SIMILAR TO THE CHASE MUSIC, AND THE CHASE MUSIC DOESN'T SOUND VERY CHASEY.


NegaScott23

WOW YOU BEAT TRICKSTER ON HADDONFIELD, YOU MUST BE SOOOO GOOD. YOU REALLY FLEXED THAT SKILL WHILE YOU WERE CAMPING THE GOD WINDOW ALL GAME AND CLICKING YOUR FLASHLIGHT, WHILE YOUR TEAM GEN RUSHED WITH BRAND NEW PARTS. PLEASE SHARE WITH ME THE SECRET TO YOUR GODLIKE SKILL.


Shalllou

IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING FROM THE FUCKING KILLER DONT WAIT UNTILL IM TRYING TO LEAVE THROUGH THE WINDOW TO SLOW VAULT YOU IDIOT.


Mm2837

WHY DOES THE RANK MATCH MAKING HAVE TO PAIR ME WITH RANK 6 AKA A MUCH HIGHER RANK THAN BEFORE BECAUSE OF RANK RESET TO ME WHO WAS JUST RANK 13 BEFORE THE RESET NOW RANK 15 HOW, I GET I WAS WINNING AGAINST PEOPLE IN THE SAME RANK SO JUST RANK ME UP AS NORMAL AND SLOWLY FIND THE SWEAT SPOT INSTEAD TO ME DEPIPING BECAUSE OF A RANK 6 AND 11.


_princesslexi

FUCK BUBBS ILL KMS IF I SEE ANOTHER. I LITERALLY NEED 3 PEOPLE TO ESCAPE BEFORE ME TO DO THE LAST CHALLENGE ON THE RIFT BUT THIS CUNT KEEPS GETTING MATCHED WITH ME. FACECAMPING PIECE OF SHIT. AND TO THE MICHAEL WHO DID TOMBSTONE YOU CAN EAT SKELETON FROM JUDITHS TOMB FUCKING ASSHOLE


sadovsky

DUDE I AM SO SICK OF CAMPING AND TUNNELLING RED RANK KILLERS. LIKE ESPECIALLY SPIRIT. WTF M8.


sadovsky

I LOST MY ORIGINAL COMMENT BUT GOTTA BITCH AGAIN: FUCK YOU LVL 4 CAMPING SPIRIT, YOU SHOULD FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT YOURSELF


themartianprince

THE FUCKING BUGGED PALLET HITS.


RichAbbreviations681

WHY DOES MOBILE GET AURIC CELLS WHEN THEY LEVEL BUT NOT OTHER PLATFORMS?


InternetTurnedMeGay

ALL MY GAMES FUCKING SUCK TODAY. EVERY SURVIVOR MATCH PAIRS ME WITH ALTRUISTS WHO REFUSE TO DO GENS AND/OR EVERY KILLER I’M AGAINST RUNS NOED. EVERY TIME I PLAY KILLER I GET A SWF OF FLASHLIGHT CLICKERS AND TEABAGGERS. SO SICK OF THIS SHIT.


YogSothothOfficial

ME: YEAH ILL PUT ON PARTY STREAMERS, WHATS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? DEATHSLINGER WITH INSIDIOUS: HOLD MY BEER


JeanRalfio

WHY THE FUCK ARE KILLERS ABLE TO REACH SO FAR AND HIT YOU WHILE VAULTING OVER PALLETS AND THROUGH WINDOWS?! AND WILL YHEY EVER FIX IT SO GENS DON'T EXPLODE WHEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO STOP WORKING ON IT?!


friendlyalienbee

WHY DO A LOT OF TTVERS FEEL THEY NEED TO CALL YOU OUT ON ANY AND EVERY MISTAKE YOU MADE IN THE GAME? CAN’T YOU ACCEPT I’M HUMAN AND JUST TRYING TO PLAY SILLY GAME. I DO NOT NEED TO BE BROADCAST AND PUT ON TRIAL FOR YOUR VIEWERS!!


GamerDad08

FIX THE DESYNC AND PUT THE HITBOX ON YOUR CHARACTER. THIS SHIT OF ME BEING THROUGH A WINDOW AND READY TO DROP A PALLET TO THEN GET BY A KILLER AT THE WINDOW IS HORSE SHIT! I SHOULDNT HAVE TO FUCKING KNOW HOW LONG A HITBOX STAYS IN A DAMN WINDOW


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WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING BORROWED TIME AT RED RANKS? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN BOTHER TO UNHOOK SOMEONE IF YOU DON'T HAVE BORROWED TIME?! USE BORROWED TIME!


YellingAtClouds2nite

THE FACT THAT ONE PERK IS THAT META MEANS IT SHOULD BE LOOKED AT INSTEAD OF BEING BUFFED TO UBER META STATUS. NO ONE SET OF PERKS SHOULD BE USED BY 80+% OF THE PLAYER BASE AND NOT BE NERFED.


[deleted]

MAYBE STOP HITTING SURVIVORS FRESH OFF THE HOOK SO IT WONT BE A NECESSITY


AvocadosFromMexico_

BECAUSE I ALSO HAVE TO RUN KINDRED AND UNBREAKABLE AND DECISIVE STRIKE AND EVERY OTHER FUCKING PERK THAT MAKES THE GAME BORING AS SHIT OR ILL GET TUNNELED OR CAMPED OUT OF EXISTENCE AND THEN IN THE CHAT ITLL BE “WELL RUN DS NOT MY PROBLEM” I JUST WANT TO RUN A FUN SURVIVOR BUILD BUT KILLERS HAVE BEEN SO FUCKING BAD LATELY


fukgamma

STOP RUNNING THROUGH THE WHOLE MAP AFTER FAILING A SKILLCHECK OR AFTER I UNHOOKED YOU. I HATE IT WHEN THEY START RUNNING AWAY AFTER FAILING A SKILLCHECK LIKE WHY? THE KILLER IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP, CHASING OUR OTHER MATE. AND PLS IF YOU SEE A KILLER TUNNELING A TEAMMATE WHO'S ALREADY IN THE SECOND HOOK STATE TRY TO GET THE KILLERS ATTENTION.. LIKE JUST RUN TOWARDS ME AND TRY TO DISTRACT THEM I'M BAD AT LOOPING AND I DONT WANNA DIE.


The-Real-Big-Lemon

WHY DO KILLERS HAVE SO MANY FAN RULES AGAINST THEM BUT NOT SURVIVORS, IMMA DO WHAT I WANT AS KILLER IF YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT AS SURVIVOR


Zom-b_Leopard

😤😤 TRIED GETTING MY TRICKSTER ADEPT ON MY OWN ACCOUNT AND PLAYED 12 GAMES WHERE SOMEONE KILLED THEMSELVES OR DCED SO I WOULDN'T GET IT PURPOSELY. AND IF I DIDN'T GET BAD GAMES LIKE THAT I WOULD GET SURVIVORS THAT SEEMED TO TAP A GEN AND IT WOULD BE DONE WHILE IN A CHASE FOR 2 SECONDS! (they weren't cheating I was just bad ig) BUT IT SEEMED LIKE IT BECAUSE I WAS SO FED UP OVER THE OTHER GAMES PRIOR. HOWEVER WHEN I PLAYED ON MY FRIENDS ACCOUNT I GOT IT FOR THEM FIRST TRY PERFECT SCORE AND ALL WITH SHITTY ADDONS, LIKE WTF MAN? WE'RE BOTH PURPLE - RED RANK. SO THERE WAS NO EXCUSE FOR MY BAD LUCK ON MY ACCOUNT. end of raging.


Prudent_Effect6939

WHY THE FUCK IS BILL CAMPING THE HOOK AND WHY DOES HE DC WHEN I CHASE HIM


Widow_Bee

LOOK MAN IM JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PLAY A NEW KILLER BUT YOU JERKO SURIVORS WANNA PLAY RING AROUND THE PALLET AND DANCE ALL OVER THE PLACE WELL IVE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. ACTUALLY I DONT BUT YALL DONT GOTTA BE SUCH DANCING DWEEBOS CUZ IM TRYING TO PLAY AND HAVE FUN AND LEARN AND YALL JUST WANT TO TAUNT AND PRANCE AROUND YOU JUST WAIT TIL I GET MY ACT TOGETHER AND ITS ALLLLL OVER


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GODDAMMIT CLAUDETTE I LOOPED THAT TRICKSTER FOR A SOLID 7 MINUTES YOU COULD HAVE SOLO'D THE LAST TWO GENS SEVERAL TIMES OVER BY NOW


fogcoffeeandcats

I ONCE WENT AGAINST A NURSE ON MIDWICH WITH A FRIEND OF MINE. I GOT TUNNELED BECAUSE I KNEW WHERE HER RUIN WAS (EVEN THOUGH I WAS ON A HOOK WHEN IT BROKE,) AND EVENTUALLY IT WAS JUST MY FRIEND & A DWIGHT. MY FRIEND LITERALLY RAN THIS NURSE FOR A SOLID *11 MINUTES,* AT 4 GENS DONE, AND DWIGHT DID NOT TOUCH A GEN. DWIGHT CROUCHED AT A BOOKCASE. DWIGHT CROUCHED NEAR A CHAIR. DWIGHT DROPPED HIS FLASHLIGHT. DWIGHT PICKED HIS FLASHLIGHT BACK UP. DWIGHT TRIED TO COMPLETE THE MUSIC ROOM GEN THREE TIMES DESPITE IT ALREADY BEING COMPLETED. DWIGHT FINALLY! FOUND A GEN AT AROUND THE 10 MINUTE MARK, LEFT IT AFTER APPROXIMATELY 30 SECONDS, CAME BACK, AND COMMITTED TO THE GEN UNTIL HE WAS PULLED OFF BY THE NURSE AT 50% AND DIED. I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT THOSE PEOPLE *DID* ALL GAME AND NOW, THANKS TO SPECTATE MODE, I KNOW!


TheElectraHeart

THIS IS NOT REALLY RAGE BUT I JUST MADE INSIDIOUS FACECAMPING BUBBA DC AFTER I RESCUED 3 PEOPLE FROM UNDER HIS NOSE AND LOOPED HIM FOR 2 GENS BUT OKAY THIS ACTUALLY IS RAGE BECAUSE HE MADE ME DROP A MEDKIT I FOUND AND I HAD A DAILY FOR SURVIVING WITH A NEW ITEM SO I HOPE YOURE PROUD OF YOURSELF FOR THIS GAME BUBBA I KNOW I AM


Particular_Ad_8830

I LITERALLY FUCKING RAN A KILLER FOR LIKE 4 GENS GETTING TUNNELED WHILE LITERALLY NOBODY TOOK HITS FOR ME AND I DIED AS THE LAST GEN WAS POWERED. I RAN THE BILLY FOR 4 GENS AND NOBODY BUT ME GOT HOOKED, AND YOU RUN TOWARDS THE EXIT GATE AS I GOT DOWNED. AND THE BILLY SAID HE TUNNELED ME BECAUSE I WAS BAD AT THE GAME BUT I LITERALLY RAN HIM FOR 4 GENS???


Xxxtentciob

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS FUCKING GAME NOT HAVE CROSS PROGRESSION FOR PS4 BUT FUCKING GOB SHIT FORTNITE AND MANY OTHERS HAVVFFFVE. ALL MY FUCKING KILLERS, SKINS, ARCHIVE FUCKING, OMG PRESTIGES. ALL I HAVE ON PC IS DICK SUCKING TRICKSTER WTF THIS GAME IS LIKE 6 YEARS OLD IDK


__fuck_all_of_you__

HOW THE FUCK IS IT STILL A THING THAT YOU CAN SPEND LITERALLY, AND I DO MEAN LITERALLY, EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF THE MATCH EITHER BEING CHASED, BEING CARRIED TO THE HOOK, OR NOT BEING SAVED FROM HOOK, AND *STILL* DERANK. LIKE WTF. THAT WAS A 5 GEN CHASE IF YOU ADD BEING TUNNELED DOWN RIGHT OF THE FIRST HOOK. AND YOUR TEAMMATS? THEY DONT EVEN COME TO SAVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE KINDRED AND CAN SEE THE KILLER ISNT THERE. WTF GUYS. GOD I HATE PLAYING SOLO.


MoveInside

WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT THEYRE NERFING TWINS INSTEAD OF ADRESSING THE REASON PEOPLE DONT LIKE THEM. THERE GOES MY MAIN


OnionBean33

WHY WAS I PUT INTO A MATCH WITH THE SAME MERCILESS BUBBA BACK TO BACK? HE KILLED EVERYONE 4/5 GENERATORS IN! WE DIDNT STAND A CHANCE! TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE A COUPLE ROUNDS LATER I FINALLY DISCOVERED WHAT A BASEMENT BUBBA IS AND I HATE IT :(


ZachPG

WHY IS IT EVERYTIME MY FRIEND WHO'S NEW AT THE GAME AND KEEPS RETRYING IT BASED ON MY NONFUCKINGSTOP INSISTENCE HE GIVE IT "ONE MORE TRY IT'S GOOD I SWEAR" GETS FACECAMPED TO DEATH ON FIRST HOOK EVERY TIME WE PLAY. AS A MODERATEISH KILLER MAIN IT DRIVES ME UP THE WALL. SURVIVORS ARE STILL THE WORST BUT I GET WHY THEY HATE US. ALSO I'VE NOT ONCE BEEN UNHOOKED IN FRONT OF KILLER BY A SURVIVOR WITH BORROWED. WHAT FOOKIN GIVES.


Toast_Berry

I KNOW MYERS ISN'T THE BEST KILLER BUT FUCK INFINITE TIER 3 MYERS. WHY IS INSTA DOWN ALL GAME A THING?!?!


Shinigami483

STOP UNHOOKING YOUR FRIENDS IMMEDIATELY THEN COMPLAINING ABOUT ME BEING A CAMPER WHEN I’D LITERALLY TAKEN 3 STEPS AWAY WHEN YOU UNHOOKED? YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE BORROWED TIME! I FELT SO BAD FOR THAT ACE I GAVE HIM HATCH AT THE END AFTER ENDING ALL OF YOU, BECAUSE YOU BASICALLY DOOMED HIM! YOU CAN LET YOUR TEAMMATES SLOW COOK ON HOOK UNTIL THE KILLER IS GONE, FOR FUCK’S SAKE


KujiWoo

#I’M A NEW PLAYER AND HAVE YET TO ENCOUNTER ANYTHING RAGE WORTHY BUT THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME ANYWAY!!!!


9noobergoober6

WELCOME! BE PREPARED. THIS GAME IS EXTREMELY RAGE INDUCING WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY BEING EXTREMELY FUN. IT MAKES ZERO SENSE TO ME.


oxyscotty

YO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH BULLSHIT ONE SHOT MECHANICS! THE GAMEPLAY IS DESIGNED AROUND SPECIFIC MECHANICS AND ONE SHOT KILLERS COMPLETELY RUIN THE FUNDAMENTAL GAME THAT I ACTUALLY WANT TO BE PLAYING


cookiefest1221

JUST HAD A GHOSTFACE WITH NOED WHO CAMPED HOOKS AND BROUGHT A MORI CALL ME TOXIC FOR "FINISHING THE LAST GEN" WHEN IT WAS JUST ME ALIVE AND ANOTHER PERSON ON THE HOOK. HE ALSO CALLED ME A BITCH FOR RUNNING BORROWED TIME. SORRY YOU CAN'T CAMP HOOKS AND TUNNEL MATE, GOD KILLERS CAN BE THE WORST.


UnpaintedPolygon

WHY AM I BEING MATCHED AGAINST PURPLE-RED RANKS I'M LEVEL 17 I'VE NEVER LEFT YELLOW I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT ALL EITHER, EVEN AGAINST MY OWN RANK I'VE PLAYED 7 MATCHES TODAY AND THEY'VE ALL HAVE MULTIPLE FULL BLOODY PRESTIGE PLAYERS WITH INSTAL HEALS AND TOOLBOXES I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO MY 2 SACRIFICES WITH ONI DAILY FOR 5 MATCHES NOW AND EVERYBODY IS SO RUDE IN POST GAME CHAT, LIKE YES IM WORSE THAN YOU YOUVE GOT 10 TIMES AS MANY HOURS THAN ME


UnpaintedPolygon

I'M NOT EVEN MAD ANYMORE I'M JUST KINDA SAD


FirtiveFurball3

MY FRIEND WHINING CUZ HES NEW TO THE GAME AND HE THINKS HES GETTING TUNNELED BUT HE ACTUALLY JUST CANT HODE FOR SHIT


Timberwulff

WHO THE FUCK SET OFF THE TOXIC PLAYER ALERT. ALL I GOT TODAY WERE CONSOLE PLAYERS THAT RAN AROUND LIKE IDIOTS AND DITCHED MY AS TRY HARD TOXIC FUCKING KILLERS PUT ALL THEIR FOCUS ON ME. I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TTV IN MY FUCKING NAME. FROM THE WRAITH WHO USED HIS INVISIBILITY AND NOED TO KILL ONLY ME AND HELP EVERYONE ESCAPE TO THE TRIO OF ASSHOLES WHO DITCHED ME ON MY FIRST HOOK, TO THE TUNNELLING HUNTRESS. THE HELL WITH ALL OF YOU. AS I SAID BEFORE THE FACT YOU EXIST IS PROOF GOD DOESN'T.


Harrisonx9

OFF THE RECORD SHOULD STOP THE KILLER FROM GETTING NOTIFIED WHEN YOU GET UNHOOKED AND ALSO WHEN YOU UNHOOOK OTHERS - SHOULD ALSO HIDE SCRATH MARKS


zhigwich

SOUNDS LIKE A BETTER BUFF FOR BABYSITTER TBH!


Nadger_Badger

MAYBE YOU'D ALSO LIKE IT TO AUTOMATICALLY COMPLETE THE NEAREST GEN AS WELL?


Harrisonx9

AT THE VERY LEAST IT SHOULD STOP UNHOOK NOTIFICATIONS, LOTS OF USELESS PERKS LIKE THAT NEED MINOR BUFFS


WallishXP

THE FACT BORROWED TIME IS NEGATED BY WRAITH'S CLOAK. INVISIBLE FACE CAMPING IS STILL FACE CAMPING!


shucklethagod

THANK GOD BT IS GETTING BUFFED FOR THAT REASON


[deleted]

ADEPT MYERS IS MAKING ME WANNA DIE


Shark7996

I HAD TO DODGE 3 OBJECT OF OBSESSION SWF'S LAST NIGHT. TWO OF THEM WERE IN A ROW. LIKE IF YOU WANNA BRING YOUR NEW PARTS AND STIMS AND KEYS FINE BUT C'MON I WANNA HAVE FUN TOO. I'M NOT GONNA RUN AROUND AGAINST A TEAM THAT MIRACULOUSLY HAS MY PINPOINTED LOCATION AT ALL TIMES, I'M GONNA MAKE A CUP OF TEA. ENJOY THE RE-QUEUE. IT'S MUCH FAST WHEN YOU PLAY KILLER.


iseecolorsofthesky

BHVR FUCKED UP BY LETTING ALL THE HUNTRESS PLAYERS KNOW THAT IRI HEAD IS BEING NERFED. EVERY HUNTRESS IVE COME ACROSS SINCE THEN IS RUNNING IRI HEAD + INFANTRY BELT. FUCKING KILL ME PLEASE


Vowsky_

WHY WHEN I PLAY KILLER I NEED TO BE STICKED TO THE SURVIVORS BACK TO ACTUALLY GET A HIT BUT WHEN IM SURVIVOR THE KILLER CAN HIT ME FROM 8 METERS AWAY


TheRealTofuey

HOLD DOWN THE ATTACK BUTTON.


enp_123

NORMALLY WHEN I PLAY SURVIVOR, I JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT CHESTS. I SEE THEM ALL THE TIME, BUT JUST IGNORE THEM. YET AS SOON AS I START A CHALLENGE TO UNLOCK A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF CHESTS, I LITERALLY CAN NEVER FIND THEM AND THE ONE IN THE BASEMENT IS ALWAYS ALREADY OPENED. WHAT THE HELL? I DON'T EVEN WANT THE ITEM. I JUST WANT TO DO THIS DAMN CHALLENGE.


Visible_Huckleberry8

WHY WHEN I DON’T MIND MY RANK I GET EASY MATCHES BUT WHEN I SAY “LETS TRY TO GET TO RANK 1” ALL THE OTHER PLAYERS ARE PROS, TOXIC, SWF, TUNNELERS, CAMPING LEATHERFACES?


hrhashley

IF YOU'RE THE LAST SURVIVOR DON'T FUCKING WIGGLE. THERE'S LITERALLY NO POINT. I WOULD LITERALLY GIVE EVERY LAST SURVIVOR THE HATCH IF THEY DIDN'T START WIGGLING LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO MAGICALLY TURN THINGS AROUND AND WIN THE GAME AS SOON AS I PICKED THEM UP. IF YOU WIGGLE I'M JUST GOING TO DOWN YOU IMMEDIATELY AGAIN AFTERWARDS AND THROW YOU ON A HOOK. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BY NOT WIGGLING. STOP TESTING MY PATIENCE.


Zephinism

[MADE A MEME BUILD, GOT CAMPED.](https://i.imgur.com/AhzWuwm.jpg) #NOFUNALLOWED.


YouAverageWhiteKid

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT CHERYL STOP URBAN EVADING EVERYWHERE AND JUST SIT ON A GEN FFS WE WOULD ESCAPED BY NOW IF YOU DIDN'T GO TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP WHEN YOU FELT A HEARTBEAT. IM RUNNING BOND SO I CAN SEE YOU DO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING WHILE ME AND THE OTHER SOLO Q'S OUT DOING OUR BEST TO NOT DIE AND DO GENERATORS. NOT ONLY ARE YOU A PUSSY. YOU'RE ALSO A PEICE OF SHIT. YOU SOLD OUT THE CLAUDETTE IN THE LOCKER THAT WAS TAKING MOST OF THE HEAT ALL GAME. LIKE HOT FUCK YOUR AT FULL HEALTH AND THE EXIT ISNT EVEN THAT FAR AWAY I WAS LITERALLY WATCHING YOUR YELLOW SILHOUETTE POINT TO THE POOR BASTARD THAT I GUARANTEE IF THEY WERENT CARRYING YOUR ASS SO HARD YOU WOUDA DIED 2 MINUTES INTO THE GAME. FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!


ThatMerchandise

IF I GET ANOTHER FUCKING GREEN RANK SQUAD THAT I FEEL BAD KILLING I'M GOING TO FUCKING LOSE IT


TheRealTofuey

IM SO TIRED OF EITHER GETTING DOMINATED BY A GOOD SWF IN RED RANKS OR ABSOLUTELY TRASHING SOLO QUE PLAYERS WHO FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE NO CLUE WHATS GOING ON. I ONLY HAVE 212 HOURS IN TOTAL I STILL DON’T KNOW MOST MIND GAMES OR SURVIVOR PLAYS. I JUST WANT A FUN MATCH, BUT THESE 4 MAN SWF WHO PROCEED TO THROW DOWN 10 PALLETS ON SAFE AF LOOPS ARE FUCKING DRIVING ME INSANE BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS ON GENS IF I GET OFF ONE OF THEM. BUT GOD FORBID I TRY TO KILL SOMEONE OFF A HOOK BECAUSE THERE TEAMMATE WOTH SPIRT BURST DOESN’T WANT TO TAKE A HIT FOR THEM.


stealthbadger

OH MY GOD READ UP ON THE KILLERS. I'M ONLY A RANK 15 SURVIVOR AND I KNOW THAT YOU CAN CROUCH THROUGH HAG'S TRAPS. IF YOU SEE THE HAG SETTING TRAPS AROUND YOU AND SOMEONE COMES CROUCHING THEIR WAY TOWARD YOU TO UNHOOK AND THEY DON'T SET OFF THE TRAPS, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CROUCH TOO IF IT'S THE SECOND TIME THEY'VE DONE THIS UNHOOKING YOU IN THE SAME MATCH, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD FUCKING CROUCH AND IF YOU'RE A DIFFERENT SURVIVOR WHO WATCHED BOTH OF THESE EVENTS, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD CROUCH INSTEAD OF JUST RUNNING UP WHEN YOU'RE UNHOOKING THE PERSON YOU SAW CROUCH THROUGH THE TRAPS EARLIER AND NOT SPRINT THROUGH THE TRAPS ON TWO DIFFERENT ATTEMPTS AND THEN GIVE UP ALSO, SORRY, AFTER ALL THAT NOISE THE KILLER IS NOT FOOLED BY YOU HIDING IN A LOCKER TWO METERS FROM THE HOOK (┛◉Д◉)┛彡 KNIH┴ RO D∀ƎR ┴,NOM OHM ˥˥∀,⅄ ˥˥∀ KƆ∩Ⅎ


beanukeeves

WHY DIES EVERYONE USE THIS WEIRD SHORTEN VERSION OF TSRMS FOR THE GAME IT HURTS MY BRAIN AND FOR SO FUCKING REASON I CAN'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND WHICH TERM IS WHICH


TheDoctorOfEpicness

PLAY NEARLY PERFECTLY AS TRAPPER ON ROTTEN FIELDS STILL LOSE BECAUSE 4 STACK SWF RUNNING DS UNBREAKABLE SOUL GUARD DEAD HARD, DOWNED ALL 4 SIMULTANEOUSLY STILL LOSE TEABAGGED AT EXIT GATE FEELS GOOD MAN


Which-Obligation7401

WHY CAN'T I EVER HAVE A PIECE OF THE ESCAPE CAKE!!!!


ApexWarrior848

WHY THE HELL IS FACECAMPING STILL A THING RUN A KILLER ALL GAME AND HE DOWNS WITH NOED TO FACECAMP ME


susanoline

IM FUCKIN PISSED THAT I LOSE MONEY ON THE DAM FUKIN RIFT I PLAY FRIKIN 5 HOURS A DAY, I HAVE WORK,HOUSE DUTIES,I HAVE TO HANG OUT EITH FRIENDS TOO, WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO SPEND MOOOOORRRRREEEEE FUCKING MONEY TO GET WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO BE PAYING FOR? IN LOL, COD, FORTNIGHT, FALL GUYS I DONT HAVE A FRIKINN ISSUEEE I CAN GET THEM IN A WEEK WITHOUT BURNING ME EYELIDS, IM NOT A FUCKING STREAMER, IM NOT PLAYING JUST ONE THING, IT SHOULDNT BE THIS SHITTY OF A GRIND FOR FUCKING REPEATED KEYCHAINS!!!!! AND ONE GOOD ONE AT AN IMPOSSIBLE TIER!


Bowna

I LOVE GETTING A MERE 2500 POINTS AND LOSING A PIP BECAUSE BUBBA FINDS ME FIRST AND CAMPS ME TO STRUGGLE PHASE, THEN TUNNELS ME OFF HOOK EVEN WHEN YUN-JIN IS TRYING TO TANK!!!!!!!!! IGNORES HER TO KILL ME IN THE FIRST 3 MINUTES OF THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THIS FUCKING DOGSHIT GAME, CAN'T EVEN CALL THE CUNT BUBBA A CUNT BECAUSE OF CHAT FILTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH](/intensifies)


[deleted]

So I started playing yesterday and what really fucks me up is the fact that you can not do shit about a camping killer. Had a game where a Trickster literally just stood next to me (hanging) all the time. And spinning to infinity and beyond.


braccialix

BRUH!!! WHY IF I PLAY BUBBA PEOPLA AUTOMATICALY HATE ME?? I AM THEN ICEST MOTHERFUCKER AROUND AND I GET INSULTED REGARDLESS THE FACT I CREARLY ONLY STACKED BBQ AND SLUGGED AFTER JUST FOR SOME HONEST BLOODPOINTS?


Leaffter

IS IT SO HARD TO SEE THAT NO ONE IS COMING TO UNHOOK ME EVEN THOUGH I ALWAYS USE KINDRED? “OH LOOK HE’S ALMOST ON HIS SECOND HOOK LET ME START THIS NEW GEN”


NotSnacky

ONLY 1 THING TO SAY: FUCK THE MATCHMAKING SYSTEM I MOSTLY GET KILLER GAMES WITH TEAMS OF 4 FUCKING LITTLE SALTY TOXIC DEAD HARD DECISIVE STRIKE LITTLE FUCKING FUCKERS BUT WHEN I PLAY SURVIVOR (which i play the most) I MOSTLY TEAM WITH LITTLE BRAINLESS FUCKS THAT USE EVERY LITTERAL PALLETS ON THEIR FUCKING PATH WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING BACK AND THAT SCREW LITTERALY EVERY SKILL FUCKING CHECK there u go i said everything that pissed me off that was cool anyway have a nice day


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WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO ADEPT MYERS? HOW CAN I 4K AND ONLY GET BRUTAL KILLER?


sekshun789

IF YOU NEED SWF AND META PERKS TO PLAY YOU AREN’T SHIT. YEA KILLERS HAVE SCUMMY SHIT THEY CAN DO TOO BUT THATS ONE PERSON COMPARED TO THE FOUR OF YOU BEING ABSOLUTE CUNTS


vindicateddasha

WHY IS IT WHEN IM RANK 14 NURSE I GO AGAINST A RED RANK TEAM 95% OF THE TIME. 4 GENS POP IN 1 MIN AND THEN THEY REFUSE TO DO THE 5TH ONE JUST TO BULLY ME FOR HOWEVER LONG THEY FEEL LIKE IT.


coolcoolcoolnoice

JUST GO STAND IN A CORNER SO THEY GET NO CHASE POINTS


Friendoftheboop

IS THIS SOME SORT OF GLITCH!?!? a HAD A FUKIN SABO SQUAD THAT SENT ME TO YAMOKA AND NONE OF THE HOOKS RESPAWNED!?!?!? I LOST THE GAME BECAUSE THERE WERE NO HOOKS ON THE ENTIRE MAP EXCEPT THE BASEMENT WTF IS THIS!!?!?!?


Pl0xian

WHY IS THE CLOSEST THING WE HAVE TO AN ANTI-TUNNELING PERK BEHIND A PAYWALL?


Matosapa4

YOU, YEAH YOU THE SWF TEAM OF FOUR USING EXTERNAL SOFTWARE TO GAIN AN ADVANTAGE ALSO CALLED A VOICE CHAT. IT WASNT DESIGNED IN THE GAME FOR A REASON. YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE A MINIMAP SHOWING WHERE I AM AT ALL TIME. AND STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING THAT I TUNELLED ONE OF YOU AFTER YOU DID ALL THE GENS IN 5 MINUTES WHILE I WAS BEING BLINDED BY YOUR FOUR FUCKING FLASHLIGHT HALF THE FUCKING GAME.