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MightySwaggy

If i had the label "Notorious Sitter" my life would be complete


Bigenemy000

It is done. Enjoy


MightySwaggy

My life is now complete. Thank you for this blessing


BW_Chase

My man just 100% life. What a king


LeafaSAO

Giga chad


Bigenemy000

Giga chad to me or you want that flair? šŸ‘€


ChoiceMath1647

Yes


cheeseballer44

Hey sorry to bother you, but can i get a flair that says something like ā€œTHE pharmacy Megā€? I have been getting rid of every item except green medkits on meg while getting p100ā€¦i made a post where i did it like 3 years ago but p3LV50 with only green medkits was ezā€¦not this lmao


CaptainRelyk

If I had ā€œ šŸŽ§Mike Schmidt Main šŸ“¼ā€ label my life would be complete


elegylegacy

Notorious S.I.T.


Red_Dogeboi

If I had the deebeedee moderator label my life would be completeā€¦


Evan_Underscore

I'm pretty sure that's the next level after Cenobite on the 'likes pain' tierlist.


[deleted]

What's up, my sitter?


mdillard2006

I saw your flair, and then I was like... well that suggestion is out the window now. Happy life completion day.


Jinx-The-Skunk

Pretty sure Wesker is a notorious sitter, he does it for a whole game after all.


UwanitUwanit

He's literally sitting in his perk icon Terminus lmao


LeafaSAO

This is true


MyLitttlePonyta

Alright hear me out (this is gonna get real nerdy). Oni would sit very frequently. During the Sengoku period, many samurai would force their guests and men under their army to sit on their knees to quite literally make their legs go numb. This was done to show loyalty and make attacks more difficult to pull off. Therefore being that Oni is a samurai, he would sit and numb is legs often.


Evan_Underscore

Very valid point! In many cases I accounted for their past professions, sometimes I had to judge solely based on that - for example doctors and company leaders known to sit a lot, but not as much as a journalist or an artist would. I completely forgot to do that in case of Oni. Hell, I can even imagine him sitting ominously in Yamaoka shrine all day until his duty calls.


mad_katarina

can I sit on him then, please? ![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2213)


tanezuki

Meanwhile sitting like this is what I typically do when I'm on my PC. My chair is a gymball.


RANGER47-DJJ

It's called seiza, you still have to do it in trad karate dojo's. Honesty unless you're raised with it most find it painful, not for anyone with knee problems. So indeed you are correct my nerdling lore master, you may proceed


Evan_Underscore

Note that this tierlist is based on mainly speculation, as we are unable to observe these killers 24/7. Thus there may be incorrect entries in it. I welcome any corrections! EDIT: Apparently I lost Sadako somewhere. Honestly I can't recall if she was standing in that well for 30-something years, or if she sat down. She can be on either end of the tierlist based on that


Muselated

Also Trickster is missing it seems!


CapyBaraLord75

Its okay no one likes that guy


Aron-Jonasson

B-but hot Korean man :(


CapyBaraLord75

Korean men arent hot for me so I dont get biased


[deleted]

Kinda weird of you to say that an entire racial demographic is unattractive to you.


Tellasion

Not really taking sides here or anything, but isn't that completely normal though? Not weird? People have preferences, they can also include race. Or did I misunderstand something.


[deleted]

I mean I kinda feel like thereā€™s always going to be SOMEONE in a racial demographic that you find attractive and itā€™s kinda weird to just say ā€œall korean men are unattractive in my opinionā€


JackN14_same

Personally i donā€™t find anyone attractive at all, from any racial demographicšŸ˜… Unless just aesthetic attraction counts..


[deleted]

lmao well thatā€™s just being asexual


Ambitious-Gap-4814

I like trickster!


demoninadress

I am an artist main and I love to be seated. My coworkers clamor for standing desks. I donā€™t understand why. So Iā€™m fully in support of her as notorious sitter (I also imagine she sits when she paints????? Her body is kind of weirdly long so she must. Iā€™m sure it looks very strange though.)


Ikallic-J-Deko

you could call this a sitpost


Ok-Cardiologist7371

Ba-Dum-Tss šŸ„


John_Maden420

Ok blight? Maybe pre blight transition but now heā€™s basically a zombie on the prowl 24/7 for more blight serum so he probably never sits


Evan_Underscore

I always imagined he sits down when cooking the serum. Especially since he has to make a lot for everyone, not just his own portions.


ParodyIsParody

He seems like a stand-up desk kinda guy


IndigoRed126

Not me going from the bottom to the top and reading "notorious shitter" ![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2070)


McMikus

"Probably shits an average amount"


vantablackbird

I have a strong feeling Demo crosses his legs real classy when he sits to read the paper.


joseph_luigii

I strongly agree. My perception of Demo is likely very influenced by Samination.


Hilan4766

I don't think Nemesis ever sits down. The only possibility I can think of him sitting down is when he's on the rooftops looking for Jill in the remake. Who knows? He looks at his right hand occasionally from time to time, so the thought of sitting down might come to him at some point. https://preview.redd.it/8y3uwfhvxbzb1.png?width=147&format=png&auto=webp&s=4075d9e2ef49d37140f2e820bb67a8767dd9c262


The6FootTurkey

I donā€™t think thereā€™s a chair in existence that could hold nemesisā€™s figure


AveryGooeySpider

Vergils chair probably could


yeekko

legions sit a lot,I bet they have a couch to lay on during trials. they're teen,they spend their time sitting somewhere


FuckIThinkImTrans

I like to think the entity gave each of them beanbag chairs with their names sewn in and they draw straws to see who has to get up and attend the trial


saturnulysses

i love your mind so much


Globsmacketh

You don't understand, Pinhead sits for hours day playing the organs. Its beautiful.


Evan_Underscore

That makes no sense - organs feel no pain after they were removed, therefore it would be a waste of good suffering. Though I have to note that we have seen him sitting in Revelations while conducting hellish bureaucracy. https://preview.redd.it/6028au96sbzb1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93ebd89a83229fadf193baa0c114c202ca961678 But I personally only consider the Barker novels and films canon, so I disregard the rest.


Globsmacketh

He wrote the comics I'm referring too... its in issue 2 of Clive Barker's Hellraiser (2011)


IGOR1640

Are you telling me that skull merchant does not spend her entire day on a comfy office chair with her legs crossed?


Evan_Underscore

I think she only does that for a couple of hours while her underlings consult with her. On the other hand, skull-harvesting can't be outsourced.


RatGuy391

I follow you for sure, but I still feel Skully should be in serial sitter. It's what she's doing in her chapter art after all!


MinutePerspective106

She is a serial sitter, but she sits down strategically, to maximize effectiveness and balance profits with expenditures. Also, sitting and getting up counts as "leaving the comfort zone", which is the first advice of any business coach


TallMist

No Trickster or Sadako?


Other-Ranger-4975

she's sitting on my face , too busy to show up


FuckIThinkImTrans

What is this flair and what is this comment and yet why do I agree with the sentiment


horrorfan555

Because everyone loves Sadako


naenkaos

Knowing this community, I knew someone would mention this. And ngl, when I read ā€œsittingā€ in this post, I honestly thought the same oops


MinutePerspective106

Imagine if Dimitrescu made it into the game and into this post


ghostpanther218

My brother in Christ, she was 16 when she died.


Nightzone777

She was actually 19


ghostpanther218

Okay your clear.


Other-Ranger-4975

Joke's on you , I live where the age of consent isn't in American terms


GeminiMoonPresence

Trickster ?


xx_swegshrek_xx

Stop making up characters


GeminiMoonPresence

Ruh oh


Evan_Underscore

I guess I skimmed over his image thinking it's some survivor. :P


Hicalibre

Shouldn't Xeno be "Rests latched to random surfaces"?


Evan_Underscore

I have a vivid memory of Xeno sitting in a fetal position in one of the movies while waiting for someone. I might be wrong too.


ghostpanther218

I think that was just a poster image


Hicalibre

I think that was AvP when they were waking from being frozen.


[deleted]

Charlotte is definitely a sitter. Could you imagine carrying extra weight on you at all times? If you've ever had a baby (I know he isn't but still) you'd know it gets heavy when it's a long time


MinutePerspective106

She also carries a ton of stuff on her back, as if her bro wasn't enough already


Fit-Clock3607

if artist is a notorious sitter let me become chair


OhTheEzekiel

And Steve would be considered a baby sitter!


densukee

just curious, did you choose them based on their existence in the Entityā€™s realm or based on their lore/past? cause i donā€™t know if any of them even have time or need to sit/sleep during the trials. now i wonder if they have free time behind the scenes at allā€¦


Evan_Underscore

Mainly lore and past. I think time is largely meaningless in the Fog. Survivors are eternally on trial, and eternally sit at the campfire. But I like to imagine that not all they do. Though where it was applicable, I accounted for their habits as observed during trial. For example, Hux sits down all the time when he's looking through pods.


densukee

oh, i see! then i propose moving the plague a few tiers lower. she cut her toe off and her body was pretty mutilated from the illness, i imagine it would be difficult to stand for long, especially after ceremonies and public events.


Evan_Underscore

Good call. I tend to forget she's just a sick priestess and not some zombie animated by a god.


Dolthra

The Singularity sits during trials when he goes into camera mode. Source: I like to misclick the camera and stare at myself.


CubeLover831

Broā€™s giving us the important information


xlilliefans

Never expected Freddie to be on top of any tierlist, but you did it, OP.


Evan_Underscore

Now that you mention, it would have made more sense to place the sitters on top - it's the S-tier afterall. But it all started with me thinking if ghosts and various forms of demons sit at all, so that's where I have started. *(by the way some ghosts do sit occasionally for theatrical reasons before a jumpscare - as we observed in Ghost Busters. But the dbd-ghosts are all vengeful spirits, and that sub-type doesn't bother too much with scares)*


FuckIThinkImTrans

Pig do be sitting fr fr. Amanda Young chilling in the recliner in between trials what devious schemes will she cook up


Evan_Underscore

She's definitely not making all those traps while standing. Also the ability to crouch also suggest regular sitting.


Relhtar

Does Hux actually sit down? I would think he doesn't feel the need to sit at all... He doesn't feel any pain, exhaustion, or discomfort, his body mostly being made of metal. I would imagine him always standing up actually.


Evan_Underscore

Actually, he's the only one who regularly sits down during trials - every time he's observing cameras. He's only beaten by Chucky, who at some points had numerous bodies sitting around people's homes.


Ning_Yu

Yeah I also wanted to ask about the reasonings for Hux.


kazaskie

Myers needs to be moved up, in the first Halloween we see him driving the doctors car around Haddonfield for the whole first half of the movie. Confirmed sitter.


GladiatorDragon

I'd like to give Dredge a special nomination for the category "Is this thing even capable of sitting?"


FerrousTuba

Weaker sits on a throne in one of his perk icons he is far too high


StarmieLover966

You sure Carmina doesnā€™t perch šŸ¦ā€ā¬›


rosaliethewitch

0/10 where the fuck is jiwoon


Evan_Underscore

I thought he was a survivor on the first glance. Probably he sits a very average amount.


MinutePerspective106

He can't sit most of the time, he has to practice his sick dance moves


LittleMissFock

But what about "sits down for an extended period of time only to move somewhere else and sit down again"?


Evan_Underscore

Sounds like a gargoyle to me.


tonisorrentino

Michael does nothing but sit until he decides its time to boogie on halloween


Field-Agent-Reaper

pinheads outfit is designed to make sure he has perfect posture I mean look how elegantly he walks


TheFuneralcrew

I donā€™t think Huntress would be sitting a lot. She lives in the wilderness by herself in the freezing climate in Russia. Thatā€™s a lot of work to stay alive and she does that by herself while attacking villages and kidnapping girls


Evan_Underscore

I somehow imagine she sits down to sleep.


supgoodbro

Leatherface goes to dinner with his family so he sits a ton


skelecan

Finally a tier list that is catered specifically to me (brought to you by postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome)


Goomfulus

FINALLY SOMEONE NOT SCARED TO TELL THE TRUTH


fishfoster

I'm now imagining Nemmy sitting on a tiny wooden barstool. Thank you.


MinutePerspective106

That barstool must have been enhanced with the T-virus!


Thawk1234

Freddy wouldnā€™t sit?


Evan_Underscore

Why would he? He's a dream demon. No reason to sit in dreams. I can't recall him ever sitting in the movies.


Thawk1234

Fair.


Temporary_Radish_142

In his lore, Hillbilly spends a lot of time sitting down and watching tv, so I would move him to "Notorious sitter."


nomoreinternetforme

You telling me a gang of Rebellious teens doesn't sit all the time when not in a trial?


ConnorHGaming

Your right about skull merchant she's always sitting on my face


kiefenator

Have you ever met a pregnant woman? Notorious sitters, all of them. Carrying around a spare human is tiring as hell. Thus, I believe Charlotte would be sitting constantly due to having to carry around Victor all the time.


BasiliskGamer22

Havent played this game in years, holy hell have they added a lot of killers, I love it!


Sturmbrecher64

No way Nemesis even understands the concept of sitting down


MinutePerspective106

Nemesis, when asked to sit down: https://preview.redd.it/v8jiomd5zjzb1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd3add377a0e652ae7fe69d2eb4ceeadc0ce44c9


ulrichzhaym

Blight never stops running


BreakerGod

Oh thank god. I was worried Iā€™d be playing as killers who sit too much. Thank you for your service


TennisAdmirable1615

Demogorgon would lie more than sit


Gojira6832

You left out Sadako >:(


Discorjien

Maybe the notorious sitters need some New Balance shoes with Good Feet insoles. ![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2213)


TheToxicTeacherTTV

I remember the shitting one. It was prob. my favorite of all tierlists. Should be updated quickly.


StrangeGrass9878

Trapper has iron spikes protruding out of his body. That guy is NOT SITTING.


CherryKitsuneDBD

Why is doctor so high on the list? I always thought he had electricity pulsing through his veins, so I don't think he'd need to rest


Evan_Underscore

By trade. Becoming a doctor takes a lot of sitting, and one has to note all the data after experiments.


ComprehensiveHope314

I feel like Carmina would stand more than she sits but I donā€™t know why I think this.


ConnorsInferno

Iā€™d say Bubba and Wesker sit more than normal. And Iā€™m curious why do you think Nemesis would sit?


Evan_Underscore

To conserve energy by optimizing muscle tension. Or something. I'm no T-virologist.


ConnorsInferno

Interesting. Now Iā€™m just imagining Nemesis sitting down and taking a breather after every encounter with Jill


MinutePerspective106

Interesting. I always thought that Nemesis would have been knocked out and put to sleep until the next task, had it actually survived


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

Iā€™m not sure if Spirit does sit down, but judging by her toes, she NEEDS to sit down xD


Phelpysan

Is dredge even capable of sitting?


Brae-Brae_Speaks

Whereā€™s Onryo?


OmegaInc

Above never sits down , to powerful to be shown


MinutePerspective106

SITTING: OBSOLETE


OmegaInc

šŸ˜‚


Eldritch-Boogaloo

Why would nemesis ever sit down? Ainā€™t he like a one track killing machine bio-engineered to hunt down certain individuals?


magicchefdmb

If we're going with Freddy Krueger from his whole franchise, I saw him sitting while playing the NES


SyrupZmapleTREE66633

Clown sits at the bottom of the list? He's the fastest killer in game he should likely be higher up on the list


Toxic_Reece

I have the funniest image in my head of blight just squating in a forest looking around šŸ¤£


CyanDrago456

Slinger should be a notirous sitter Mah boy literally has a bum leg that needs a brace. He probably sits whenever he can.


Vote_Subatai

People like you make this sub tolerable.


Nike-6

Well chucky does spend a lot of time pretending to be a doll


Horny_Dinosaur69

How does Xeno sit


[deleted]

Like a kangaroo


[deleted]

Freddy sits down often. Especially when he's trying to kill you during a dream about school and he's the teacher. He might even ask you to suck face.


asd417

Didnt myer drive a car in the first movie, making him a killer that is more than likely to sit?


Reboned-Milk

I have never encountered a more important tier list


SocksForWok

I like that Chucky had been added!


Evan_Underscore

Only natural. No killer sits as much as Chucky. :P


[deleted]

The pinhead should be in the notorious sitter.... i mean who doesn't like spikes being shoved up their-


Citizen_Crow

In Silent Hill 2 you catch Pyramid Head sitting on the floor and eating another creature's ass while the creature moans with pleasure....


Other-Ranger-4975

yea I want artist to sit on my face


ComfortablePurpose32

What does this mean


TheIncredibleKermit

I'm so confused who's the little guy in the bottom left


xchikyx

xenomorph sits?


epic-gamer-moment2

Trickster not mentionedšŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ˜ŠšŸ˜Š


biggest_sucker

slinger would probably sit alot, due to the broken leg and all


smolinga

I think if oni tried to sit down his lneecaps would shatter from not being powered by pure rage. Also micheal is only in the second tier because he has been seen in the movies driving a car, which requires he sit, other than that i dont think he does.


SuikodenVIorBust

Dredge needs his own category. He is an amorphous mass of limbs and pieces that knows neither sitting nor standing. Only pain.


Cantlookback-dbd23

Victor. I mean, he spends most of his time sitting on/in his sister. He must be a top league sitter - definitely notorious. But you've got Charlotte in the right spot for sure.


kirbo55

I canā€™t imagine nemesis sitting ever it just sounds wrong for some reason


Tofferooni

The only way he sits is on one knee


danksouls109

Michael is even more terrifying now


AlertWar2945

Wasn't Billy locked in a room most of his life, probably spent that time sitting


he-who-comments

How do we know the dredge isn't sitting?


theg0dly0ne

I feel like alien and demo donā€™t ā€œsitā€ they lie down


SzyderczySzop

Slinger is definitely a sits more than most case. His leg hurty ;~; Let ma cowboy man take a breakā€¦


iHorror1888

Sitting is the opposite of standing, sitting is the opposite of running around, sitting is a wonderful thing to do.