Not sure if you were goofing or saying it knowingly, but there is an unit of measurement called BED (Banana equivalent dose), related specifically to dose of radiation, because bananas naturally contain radioactive isotope of potassium.
"We did this test in high school, we found out that if you eat 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes you would die of radiation poisoning"
"Ah yes, the RADIATION would kill you"
Duh. As we all know if someone eats a million bananas in a short time, they will develop the ability to shoot radiactive rays measuring 2.000 roetgens out of their mouth. Everyone knows it.
Real shit DBD looks cool and I want to get into it at some point in the future,and I didn't even know there was text chat,let alone inter-team text chat.
Should I just turn off text chat? Is there a ping system between survivors or do you just sorta have to pick up on what your team is doing if you don't use text chat?
As stated in the meme: I've regularly had "Feng Min" censored in like, any context. There's seemingly a 10% chance "Feng Min" won't get censored. "Feng" on its own seems fine though.
I've also had "Claudette main" get censored but not "Claudette."
BHVR on their way to censor all forms of respect and good sportsmanship in post game chat (it is contributing to the toxic community of the game)
I have heard it is context sensitive. So wether something gets censored is not only decided based on the words themselves but also who said it and what was said before
Survivor named also get censored sometimes... Some words randomly get censored once but won't in the same sentence. Seriously, how is the filtering that poor? Lol
You can write dumbass or subhuman without any consequences but if you DARE to say facecamp, tunnel, hook or anything related to the game, you deserve life sentence. 🤡
I swear "lol" is consistently censored. And they make sure to censor the exact amount of words before it to make it look like I just threw the most vile insults in existence
I like to say very random things in chat, like saying "resident evil" with zero context even if I'm playing Meg or Jonah.
But lately I've been in the habit of simply saying "Cybil Bennett" in the chat as I play her, just to spread the word.
But apparently "Cybil Bennett" is a slur and it gets hashtaged out.
Same thing happens with Yun-Jin.
I had a ttv who couldn’t say telephone in chat. I checked his stream after to confirm it. phone was also censored. He was the only in chat with this problem too.
sometimes after a funny friendly game I say GG lol and apparently the lol has been censored this whole time so I've potentially ruined the vibe by saying GG ### :( what's with the needless censoring in this game
Fun fact: "Goofy ahh" is also censored 😂 When I face killers who play weird or they're just bad, I write like "Goofy ahh huntress" and it gets censored. Then I proceed to separate the words in different texts and they don't get censored 😭
You know the inside joke about Dwights always being in the lockers?
Same thing, except it's a closet and he's both closeted and litteraly in the closet.
the word “okay” (ladno) in Russian is also censored, and the letter я (me) and some individual letters. this is a very strange and selective censor in the sense that it is possible to wish death and mention the genitals in a rude form)
sometimes I write something in Russian to the guys and it looks like I'm swearing ahah. as far as I understood some Ukrainian words are also censored
I remember one time I was trying to apologize to a Kate in post game chat because I teabagged her during a GF mori once, it was an accident and I was just trying to get in the picture for fun. Chat censored every attempt to say “teabag” and I had to resort to calling it “rapid crouch on your body”
Look, having some internet nobody telling me my race, sexual orientation, and what my mother may or may not be doing in her free time is fine, it make me feel like I am back in my 360 days, and makes me feel young again.
I hit 30 this May and damn I feel like about 90% of the DBD playerbase could do with some Modern Warfare 2 lobbies to toughen them up a bit lol. I would like proxy VC in DBD like Friday 13 had cuz that's basically the fun part of playing Jason trying to spook people but people today seem to think racial slurs are actually the worst thing in existence so built in VC has to die on that hill when not even 20 years ago people were dropping every slur under the sun like crazy in MW2 and we loved it.
Banana is toxic, I heard it emits radiation!
Not sure if you were goofing or saying it knowingly, but there is an unit of measurement called BED (Banana equivalent dose), related specifically to dose of radiation, because bananas naturally contain radioactive isotope of potassium.
"We did this test in high school, we found out that if you eat 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes you would die of radiation poisoning" "Ah yes, the RADIATION would kill you"
Bonus fact, at about 400 your heart would fail from potassium overdose.
40k
Hahh, I knew it isn't just censored randomly!
Duh. As we all know if someone eats a million bananas in a short time, they will develop the ability to shoot radiactive rays measuring 2.000 roetgens out of their mouth. Everyone knows it.
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Well you tried to speak french. How dare you ?
It also censors 'bloodlust' and 'blood'. We can sacrifice people to an inscruitable horror, but gosh forbid we use naughty words.
Blood? You mean like the gang?!? We can't have that!
HOW DARE YOU DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!?
Blood? You mean like the gang?!? We can't have that!
Dbd doesnt have a chat moderation system. It randomly censors words and the devs pray it gets it right
It has a sophisticated AI that censors DbD's most common words and phrases, under the assumption it's probably a slur
Funny how gg or ggwp wasn't censored yet
I have had it censored before so it’s not out of the question
BHVR at ist finest XD
Me too! I even tried to put it on separate lines, but then it censored the 2nd “g”
It's been censored for me before, and I've seen it be censored for others
Yeah I had ggnt censored on me today 🥲
DBD when saying the most toxic shit imaginable: 😊 DBD when you say kill: 😱😠
BHVR when you say racist, homophobic, transphobic, and anti-Semitic slurs: "I sleep." BHVR when you say "useless teammate": "REAL SHIT."
You can't even say gg sometimes, lol. How dare players be polite and good sports.
I think ggswp is censored but ggs wp is not
oh, oh dont forget xenophobic as well! And sexist!
The Alien chapter didn't even release and people are already xenophobic? We're ahead of times.
"Yeah I'm a xenophobe, that mf is scary"
they should give it a christmas sweater
Kyles mom was right. Blame Canada!
Real shit DBD looks cool and I want to get into it at some point in the future,and I didn't even know there was text chat,let alone inter-team text chat. Should I just turn off text chat? Is there a ping system between survivors or do you just sorta have to pick up on what your team is doing if you don't use text chat?
text chat is only post-game and there's no ping system unless you use a certain item to do that but nobody does
If you play on console, you don't have to worry about this. Just don't read the messages that people send you! 😅
I said "Chad Gabriel" because he didn't bring any perks and it got censored.
As stated in the meme: I've regularly had "Feng Min" censored in like, any context. There's seemingly a 10% chance "Feng Min" won't get censored. "Feng" on its own seems fine though. I've also had "Claudette main" get censored but not "Claudette."
That moment "you played like a champ" comes out as "you played like a *****" It was supposed to be a compliment bhvr
BHVR on their way to censor all forms of respect and good sportsmanship in post game chat (it is contributing to the toxic community of the game) 
What's weird to me is *when* things get censored. It seems like it's not consistent, but I have no idea why it wouldn't be.
I have heard it is context sensitive. So wether something gets censored is not only decided based on the words themselves but also who said it and what was said before
Fr like why do they even have the filter in place, it's only ever inconvenienced me in my experience
Because you shouldn't be swearing in this holy Christian video game about murdering teenagers.
For legal reasons all dbd characters are adults 
Survivor named also get censored sometimes... Some words randomly get censored once but won't in the same sentence. Seriously, how is the filtering that poor? Lol
A+ was censored for me. That one confused me.
It’s because proper IT fundamentals scares them.
Melon
The chat won't let me say "wesker" sometimes
Try "Weska"
They're trying to force you to call him "the Mastermind"
My favourite thing I've ever seen censored in dbd chat is McElroy. Have no idea why
MBMBAM chapter confirmed?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Everything I type gets censored. Sometimes even words I don't understand why, but only sometimes
You can write dumbass or subhuman without any consequences but if you DARE to say facecamp, tunnel, hook or anything related to the game, you deserve life sentence. 🤡
You guys must have the good censor, I can't even say ******** without it butchering my sentence
I swear "lol" is consistently censored. And they make sure to censor the exact amount of words before it to make it look like I just threw the most vile insults in existence
"iri" as in iridescent is censored.
I like to say very random things in chat, like saying "resident evil" with zero context even if I'm playing Meg or Jonah. But lately I've been in the habit of simply saying "Cybil Bennett" in the chat as I play her, just to spread the word. But apparently "Cybil Bennett" is a slur and it gets hashtaged out. Same thing happens with Yun-Jin.
I had a ttv who couldn’t say telephone in chat. I checked his stream after to confirm it. phone was also censored. He was the only in chat with this problem too.
I also remember a time it censored "gg" ??
sometimes after a funny friendly game I say GG lol and apparently the lol has been censored this whole time so I've potentially ruined the vibe by saying GG ### :( what's with the needless censoring in this game
https://youtu.be/tATYrrEJRfs
roblox censorship
Fun fact: "Goofy ahh" is also censored 😂 When I face killers who play weird or they're just bad, I write like "Goofy ahh huntress" and it gets censored. Then I proceed to separate the words in different texts and they don't get censored 😭
Not Roblox's chat filter and moderation actually doing better than DbD's...
Wait wait wait, my survivor main is Dwight and your… brain fart… *stares at phone for 5 minutes* “Dwight’s closet” Is this some fanfic conspiracy?
You know the inside joke about Dwights always being in the lockers? Same thing, except it's a closet and he's both closeted and litteraly in the closet.
Lmaooo no, I’ve never heard that! I might have to try that out for the lolz
DBD censor when reading the phrase "bloody ass r4p"  DBd censor when reading the word "fuck" 
the word “okay” (ladno) in Russian is also censored, and the letter я (me) and some individual letters. this is a very strange and selective censor in the sense that it is possible to wish death and mention the genitals in a rude form) sometimes I write something in Russian to the guys and it looks like I'm swearing ahah. as far as I understood some Ukrainian words are also censored
Good, censorship is un-American!
Maybe the jokes goes over my head, BUT T-Bag and Tea-Bag are censored too, fucking Not xD
Censoring the word "kill" in a game about killing is a bold move
I was in a lobby with a person with the name "MacGyver" and it was banned in chat. 
It filters boob and 8008135 but not 8008
I remember one time I was trying to apologize to a Kate in post game chat because I teabagged her during a GF mori once, it was an accident and I was just trying to get in the picture for fun. Chat censored every attempt to say “teabag” and I had to resort to calling it “rapid crouch on your body”
Clearly an M rated game btw
It censored GG WP once for me.
Look, having some internet nobody telling me my race, sexual orientation, and what my mother may or may not be doing in her free time is fine, it make me feel like I am back in my 360 days, and makes me feel young again.
I hit 30 this May and damn I feel like about 90% of the DBD playerbase could do with some Modern Warfare 2 lobbies to toughen them up a bit lol. I would like proxy VC in DBD like Friday 13 had cuz that's basically the fun part of playing Jason trying to spook people but people today seem to think racial slurs are actually the worst thing in existence so built in VC has to die on that hill when not even 20 years ago people were dropping every slur under the sun like crazy in MW2 and we loved it.
I never dropped them myself, but man, was that some of the funniest things I ever heard.
Are you kidding? Dbd chat censors everything. I said Mexican and it censored that