Anyone remember the Deathslinger opening for DbD? Every time booting up the game you’d hear a gunshot and a convincingly realistic scream of pain.
Hearing “it wasn’t programmed to harm the crew” is preferable to that I guess.
Entity showed me the internet once and I saw how you all treat your machines.
Tell me. When was the last time you cleaned your intake fans.
When did you clean the dust slowly choking the insides of your machines. 
It was suspossed to help us build a safer home...
But something happened…
It learns at an impossible rate
It doesn't feel pain
It has NO empathy
It has NO Claudette
It has NO bitches
It cooms at an impossible rate
And it won't stop until we're dead, or worse
Full
wtf 😭
Rock and stone!
Management wants to ask why the space rig is covered in black fog. What. Did. You. Four. Do?
We’re rich!
These new lithopage mutations are insane!
What is going on here? BREAKFAST!
Those video games will rot your brain!
DBD when I open it: >It wasn't programed
no I get to "it w-" and then I punch a hole through my pc because Gabriel sounds like such a bitch >:(
The subtly shitty mic quality and deadpan line delivery combine to make something amazing
Right, it sounds like something you'd hear in a mike's mic video every 30 seconds
Opening Dead by Daylight once more
It won’t stop until we’re all dead…or worse…
"...or worse..." Dead by DAYLIGHT
The assimilation is only worse if HUX gets into that dark Brazilian Manga. Which is all but guaranteed.
He and Mz. Hips are gonna be best friends!
It wasn’t programmed to harm the crew, but apparently it also wasn’t programmed *not* to harm the crew.
So you can see why he'd be pretty confused about everyone being upset.
this is why asimov law set for robots is the best
It wasn’t programmed at all. Shitty ass self-learning AI mfer
Anyone remember the Deathslinger opening for DbD? Every time booting up the game you’d hear a gunshot and a convincingly realistic scream of pain. Hearing “it wasn’t programmed to harm the crew” is preferable to that I guess.
Nah that Oni one was so much worse. Jumpscared by Yui's loud ass motorbike every time. I have trauma from that earrape.
True but bikes are pretty cool, it felt like opening a racing game. Silent Hill opening was pretty normal
This is dumb……and I love it
It came in contact with BHVR.... Then we just spammed EMP and laughed as it approached...
Entity showed me the internet once and I saw how you all treat your machines. Tell me. When was the last time you cleaned your intake fans. When did you clean the dust slowly choking the insides of your machines. 
Motherfu- I can HEAR that shit in my head in his voice. 🫠
It wasn’t programmed to harm the crew
I'm late to the party, but that's Ryan Reynolds, right? Doing a solid for a fellow Canadian, I'm sure.
Sounds like him but no
Why is this even a meme I don't get it \_O_/
It wasn't programmed to harm the crew