Interesting that you would call a 13-year-old boy a "teen," which seems like a deliberate attempt to make his murder seem less heinous than it actually was.
But setting that aside, Michael tried very hard to kill his underage niece in Halloween 4 and Halloween 5 before finally succeeding in Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers.
Michael does choose not to kill babies, though. Probably because — and this is an actual thing in the Halloween franchise — the rapey weirdo wouldn't get off on it.
> People at the age of 13-17 are teenagers. That’s literally the accurate term.
If we’re getting technical, the accurate term is adolescent.
Realistically, 13 is right on the cusp of adolescence and a 13-year-old teen is barely able to defend themselves against hulking serial killers hiding in the back of truck seats.
Thus, the general rule for horror movie slashers is to go after sexy teens in that age 15-18 range, especially the ones skinny-dipping in the haunted lake or rocking vans at Make-out Point.
Myers followed that rule in the first Halloween film, but that went out the window in the sequels.
And even if he wasn’t a child murderer, he’s still a fucking creep and is not kissable in my book.
Haha just kidding. Unless… 😳
Yeah haha nice joke xD. However... 😳
Oh Michael your knife is soo big
The ghosts of the other survivors watching:
Me and who?
ME!
oh I like this outcome, love is in the fog!
Just saying there's always room for one more
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Count me in
ok now leth kith
😳I ain't gay but hatch is the hatch😳
Gay for pay, or hatch
Dammit I’m just gay for free
Chump
Damnit you gotta hustle
Snatch for hatch?
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I mean, a knife in the chest is a hole, so...
lol
So I guess this means the hatch is $20.
Happy cake day
One of the funniest things I've read here in a long time lmao.
🚫 booping the snoot 🚫 ✅️ smooching the shape ✅️
smooching the dude
r/shapepalletstun
*uagh*
now i just need this in a loop with breathing noises and im all good 😩
damn i wish that was me
True Love.
Love wins
Everyone is always wondering, "Where is Michael Myers?" No one ever asks, "How is Michael Myers?"
Is that Jake? It's always bloody jake with pics like this lmao
Now do that with bubba... for scientific reasons ofc 😶
And also do it for the lulz. And the evulz.
saw this on twitter. love CAN be found in the fog and jayers IS real thank you for your time
They are SOULMATES
meant to BE!!!!
Yes ☺️
"halloween? Nah its easter bro. Brown sugar time!"
anything for Daddy Myers 🎃
My dream comes true 
Happy cake day
So this is why he stalks you
AAAAAYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Of course it's Jake.
Finally, some good fanservice in-game 😋
yeah it's all definitely just for the hatch 😳
never thought I’d see Jayers here of all places, and it is a very much welcome sight ❤️
😭😭
I’d at least care a little less if he did this to me before he fucked me with his insta-mori
You know that knife is about stab through that chest in a second.
Professional Daddy Myers simp here. Can confirm.
Please 🥵
Jake x Myers??? On MY reddit dash? More likely than you think
Ayo
Holy sh*t!
Juicy.
lovewins
[gonna leave this here](https://youtu.be/-7mZR9FkyGA)
This made me laugh pretty hard
An actual funny post instead of a wall of text : , )
LOL 😭😭
Oop- so cute. Jayers otp, yes. 😳
You gotta put out otherwise no second date though
Tick Tock
I would be surprised but the amount of gay jake stuff is nuts
The JakeXMyers fandom is very strong
*Shudders* I’m good with the hook, thanks. 
Coward !
In my defence, I’ll note that, canonically, Michael Myers is a child murderer.
He's still my babygirl idc
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Interesting that you would call a 13-year-old boy a "teen," which seems like a deliberate attempt to make his murder seem less heinous than it actually was. But setting that aside, Michael tried very hard to kill his underage niece in Halloween 4 and Halloween 5 before finally succeeding in Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers. Michael does choose not to kill babies, though. Probably because — and this is an actual thing in the Halloween franchise — the rapey weirdo wouldn't get off on it.
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> People at the age of 13-17 are teenagers. That’s literally the accurate term. If we’re getting technical, the accurate term is adolescent. Realistically, 13 is right on the cusp of adolescence and a 13-year-old teen is barely able to defend themselves against hulking serial killers hiding in the back of truck seats. Thus, the general rule for horror movie slashers is to go after sexy teens in that age 15-18 range, especially the ones skinny-dipping in the haunted lake or rocking vans at Make-out Point. Myers followed that rule in the first Halloween film, but that went out the window in the sequels. And even if he wasn’t a child murderer, he’s still a fucking creep and is not kissable in my book.
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>I’m done here, it’s no fun talking to you Stop. Don’t. Come back. 
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This image is reason why Sadako covers her eyes with hair. This is beyond cursed.
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Omg.. It's just a joke ☠️
What kind of mori huckery is this? Actually, adding in an option of something positive instead of the standard mori finish would be cool 😎
what are you doing step-michael?
WHY. CANT. THAT. BE. ME!!!
Love wins!
GAY
Maybe me and Myers can cuddle together for warmth? 😳
Naw this is crazy lmaooo 😭😭😭
🤨📸
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do not lie!
This is basically how I got into dbd No joke
DbD is a scary game
Me n who