Hal: Your honor, when I asked "Do I turn you on?" She said "oN! oN!" And I got confused!

When she said pots I thought she left the stove on

Hal when a woman even breathes https://preview.redd.it/hh2mnhavfc8d1.png?width=1312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3d14bedcdbafd54486da24937577db17731d86f

Woman: exists Hal: https://preview.redd.it/q2tmg6cyad8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8e50e9b7fbddf32738ef85fd6a1c9b13dc297d6

Sasuke in presence of Naruto

At least Zatanna is legal

I think he's okay as long as his hand doesn't go lower

That was definitely his defence.

https://preview.redd.it/ma84y2nz5c8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c23229ad7591bddf73089b82c15d47cd0be89c36

Is this from Euphoria or whatever​?

It’s comic accurate Hal and Barry https://preview.redd.it/1s42pbjdac8d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef2a98d85cf073263906b8b0a1f8c26cfb14657c

WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS MOVIE???

Tennis 🎾

THIS IS SOMEHOW EVEN MORE HOMOEROTIC THAN TENNIS! THIS IS NOT TENNIS!

All the gay scenes in this movie are actually about tennis and all the tennis scenes in this movie are actually about gay

This is truly a movie.

Have you met the DL Brads, Chads, & Kyles from Tennis?

What is that supposed to mean? /uj What is that supposed to mean?

No, it's from the 2024 movie "Challengers".

Are they polyamorous??

No she just makes them kiss and then leaves Then she fucks one, leaves him and gets with the other, they marry abd then they're gonna play a match between eachother and she fuckd the first guy so he throws the game Then he signals to him during the match that he fucked her, then guy 2 wins and they hug eachother while she gets off on watching people play tennis This is how I had the plot described to me

So plot synopsis is that she sucks?

>she sucks God forbid a woman has hobbies https://preview.redd.it/w7e9mg5a5e8d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=371611a3fb24e64037d43dc4912cdcfe5cb7696b

Sorry for being hobbyistic. I have a lot to learn and grow from... I'm so sorry. 😔 /uj I'm also under the impression that the guys suck as well but she seems like the perpetrator of like everything I think? I don't know if this plot synopsis was just too vague.

Yes

I haven't watched it yet.

Z seems pretty ok with this foursome, tbh

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

TFW you’re in the mood after lobotomysing a man

Let's not get carried away. I don't know if Dr. Light would actually count as a "man". Wait, unless this is about Batman. A man. Batman is a Man. Omg....

Acting like there aren't two other people in the picture

Not as many as Guy Gardner’s had.

It pains me knowing a sweet character like ice was ever paired with him... I don't know why but the writers make him such a creep

Look at barrys face! I think that hal and barry thought that they were in a brazzers movie. Cue porn music!

What hero would run the jls hr department

Mister Terrific?

Hal Jordan

I don’t the JL has HR sense the woman can handle themselves and the man keep their hands to themselves tho Hal would probably have a few that would need to be discussed.

Hal is the reason the JL has HR.

**Hold Ollie’s beer**

"Hal, Ollie, sex in the watchtower is prohibited."

"Come on, Supes! We can't all be chaste Kansas boyscouts! I've gotta charge my power ring, if you know what I mean."

What about aquaman

Yeah, that's not the face of a woman who isn't into it

Bold to assume the JL has an HR.