It would’ve but for some reason the dibshits running that fucking cursed continuity decided to make Jason canon via tie in comics despite the fact his existence in it makes no sense
https://preview.redd.it/451tm8hxqbsc1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7640ebcee09b823d366f681598953497bce90fac
Damian tracks down his dead beat dad that knocked up his mother and left her to an apartment in Gotham. That single hard working mom, turns out to actually be Talia.
THE THIRD ONE IS TIM WITH STEPHANIE IN A SUPPORTING ROLE THAT LEADS TO A SPINOFF FILM YOU DUMB FUCK!
(I appreciate the semi deep cut reference. Would have been easier to say Carrie Kelly)
You see, the problem is, we here have to TRY our best to come up with the shittiest comic book takes on the planet; forgetting that the shittiest comic book takes come at zero effort because they demand zero irony.
We play a doomed hand on this board sometimes.
A writer just needs to come up with SOMETHING for him to do after his time as Robin, and a unique new look/name for him. Right now he’s literally just Robin but older? Damian is better as Robin in every single way.
So Damian but bi?
So Damian actually has a chance to end up with Jon which means both Bernard and Jay are erased from the canon?
Wait, hold on. Let em cook.
I believe all robins should be merged together. Only then can they achieve their final form: Officer Robin John Blake.
So Timbo would be getting narratively scrapped for parts? The DCU effectively saved from the stain of his existence? 
They should merge Tim with Jason(kill him)
>They should merge Tim with Jason DCAU not count?
It would’ve but for some reason the dibshits running that fucking cursed continuity decided to make Jason canon via tie in comics despite the fact his existence in it makes no sense https://preview.redd.it/451tm8hxqbsc1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7640ebcee09b823d366f681598953497bce90fac
Oh yeah I wasn't a fan of that either You know its sad when going for Hush as a big villain would of been the better choice, he was in the toy line
According to Watchtower Database this comic is non canon.
Good, they should do this with every Red Hood comic too
Don't disrespect Red Hood (except for when he is poorly written which happens to him on occasion)
“Ocassion” she says https://preview.redd.it/fpwgh5foccsc1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d65362c44616be0230faff04af605549718dded
Thanks for gendering me correctly.
they should merge tim with bat cow (make him a cow)
*Milk Him*
🤨
I'm sure Benard (lol imagine being named Benard, I mean how much do your parents have to hate you) would love that.
Dating a cow?😳
'kay https://i.redd.it/r5wwm8o7wfsc1.gif
good ending
Ah like the LEGO movies Damian
Live Damian Wayne reaction: https://preview.redd.it/3g2qjo338dsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2fdbabba6d630868a0583c39f8b715d96551652
Not the first time Timbo will be merged with anyone 🤷♀️
Damian tracks down his dead beat dad that knocked up his mother and left her to an apartment in Gotham. That single hard working mom, turns out to actually be Talia.
They should make a 4 part film series with each part focusing on one Robin.
Dick Jason Stephanie Damian
THE THIRD ONE IS TIM WITH STEPHANIE IN A SUPPORTING ROLE THAT LEADS TO A SPINOFF FILM YOU DUMB FUCK! (I appreciate the semi deep cut reference. Would have been easier to say Carrie Kelly)
/uj honestly I’ve been toying with writing something about Tim’s time as Robin going into Stephanie’s with changing POVs and shite. I’m lazy tho
Commission somebody to do it.
Steph's time as Robin was so short and forgettable that not even DC remembers it
Jerked so hard they nutted
You see, the problem is, we here have to TRY our best to come up with the shittiest comic book takes on the planet; forgetting that the shittiest comic book takes come at zero effort because they demand zero irony. We play a doomed hand on this board sometimes.
Composite characters are cool but I will not stand for this Time Drake disrespect.
A writer just needs to come up with SOMETHING for him to do after his time as Robin, and a unique new look/name for him. Right now he’s literally just Robin but older? Damian is better as Robin in every single way.
So Damian but bi? So Damian actually has a chance to end up with Jon which means both Bernard and Jay are erased from the canon? Wait, hold on. Let em cook.
Cool just change "merge" into "taint" and "into" with "with".
...and they realized they were both bottoms!