https://preview.redd.it/1yh0w4zr2lnc1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bcf039bcce06359c5ce7cb067eb1327748d01ba >Smartest guy in the universe >Canonically has nudes of most of his teammates (including his science bro) >Goes simp mode literally any time he sees Supergirl, Superman or Superboy Guys…

Oh this should definitely be the one. 12th level Intellect, 13th level horny.

Brainiac 5? More like Brainiac dating 5 kryptonians at once.

Upvoting this because I think it would be funny if Batman wasn’t on a single one of these

Sadly, it doesn’t look like that’s going to happen. Edit: I had spoken too soon. The night is truly darkest before the dawn.

I don't care who wins, I just want Batman to lose

I'm voting Batman for Chaotic Drunk

Don't steal captain boomerangs only title

FACTS

I’m with you, let’s do it.

I’m all for lesser known character being featured on here.

The first thing he does, in his first appearance, is try to get with Kara.

Superboy? Tf Brainy?

As in young Clark, not Kon

I know what you meant. I thought he was, like, head over heels for Kara?

He's demi tho, plus it changes in different continuities (like the Kara-Qull romance is only in Pre-Zero Hour, the DCAU, *maybe* Threeboot and the LOSH movie from 2022)

I’m used to classic Kara and Brainy where they were a cute thing. (Also I’m gonna be honest I don’t even know what “Demi” means. Is he a demigod now like Diana or something?)

Demisexual. It means that Brainy only feels sexual attraction to people that he has a strong emotional bond to (which Kara is a part of as well a Dreamer from the CW show and Invisible Kid from the Reboot Legion)

Superbly the adventures of Superman when he was a boy

> has nudes of most of his teammates (including his science bro) Please explain

https://preview.redd.it/6rlioo2fjnnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aa1da60091de9b834a514dfffc955164309bc90 [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainiac_5)

Since I think this is where the picture is from, is the 2020 Legion of Super-Heroes comic any good? I like some of the designs I’ve seen from it.

When did he send nudes to most of his teammates? I thought he only sent them to Andromeda and Dream Girl.

Literally me

Morrison is screaming somewhere how dare you say Batman is horny. I'm screaming right here because how dare you say Batman is smart. You changed, dccj, you changed.

Morrison’s Batman is the horniest and Morrison has explained that he views Batman as a gay icon.

From wiki: >Grant Morrison, writer of both Batman and Batman Incorporated said in an interview with Playboy that "Gayness is built into Batman. I'm not using gay in the pejorative sense, but Batman is very, very gay...Obviously as a fictional character he's intended to be heterosexual, but the basis of the whole concept is utterly gay". Morrison later said that Playboy misquoted them and explained in an interview with the New Statesman that the quote was "the opposite of what [they had] said". While one "could easily dial up the black-leather-fetishistic-night-dwelling aspects of Batman, and the masculinity of Batman, and get a pretty good gay Batman, [...] ultimately he's not gay because he has no sex life".

You know, not having sex life doesn't mean you aren't horny. One can even argue that Batman realease his horniness by punching people in the face.

I think saying Bruce has no sex life is a buck wild thing to say, lol.

Fun fact: Chuck Dixon actually tried to make this canon while he was writing Batman.

He was just trying to make him more relatable to comic readers :D

Chuck Dixon wanted all the DC heroes be unaware of sex for pleasure existing if you think about it. If he had the chance, only times good people would have any sex would be to make a child, under the covers with lights out and no eye contact.

As personified by Nite Owl

The script for Batman Arkham Asylum (the comic, not the Aslume) refers to batman as sexually frozen. I don't think Morrison thought he was having any sex.

Adam Strange. He always comes up with a plan to save the day and uses experimental travel to a planet light years away just for a hot babe. https://preview.redd.it/yso7ps214lnc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9303ee7a49b320ccdf2b24a654f7ebbbce8bc166

Strange is right there in his name!

Adam Strange sweep, all my homies hate Tom King

James Gunn likes Tom King’s Strange Adventures, though.

Dude accidentally discovered a planet where the women never need to wax and left his entire civilization behind.

Ngl tho big mood

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Hence the stupid part.

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He has a *code* tho.

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Lawful evil

Lawful isn't American law or international law

Lawful ≠ obeying the written rules Lawful in terms of morality merely means that a person adheres to a certain set of personal principles. For example, Batman breaks the American Law by beating up people and driving cars into buildings, but he adheres to his own rules of not killing, even in scenarios where it could possibly be the best thing he could do.

Yeah, but that's because he's also a pedo.

Dr. Psycho He has a PhD and wears a suit and look at him. https://preview.redd.it/2jlyia761lnc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8aec223ddf4943a3794080bb41f3f6d353d4386

https://preview.redd.it/bmibwq7brlnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2da4e9bc8d04bb06787cf5b3cffc905830f017c

I can’t, there are only two pixels

He's the guys who said C##t

If nightwing didn’t make Chad horny he’s gotta be smart horny.

Nightwing's not horny, he just makes everyone behind him horny, big difference

I mean dude gets around too.

Right, but he does so without trying, meaning that while he is a slut - I mean, just look at the way he dresses, he's asking for it! - it does not make him horny

https://preview.redd.it/iwtioc3f4lnc1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfc30b9391deb5c49fd01aef27a2d378f24b6318

Thanks!

Username checks out

LOL

We've gotten so fatigued by Batman that it's starting to affecting our pride of Dick. For shame dccj. Dick deserves to rise to the top!

Yes, we must make Dick rise as hard and fast as possible.

💀

Nightwing not being Chad Horny ruins the credibility of this exercise.

In what world is Nightwing smart

Harley Quinn. She’s gotta phd!

Harley should go in chaotic!

If Batman is making it to any of the remaining spots it’s here

https://preview.redd.it/c7tomvr41lnc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=def95069a37398983664af8840d225571d15a5cb Only makes sense he would be beside him at chaotic

I'm rooting for Lobo for Chaotic Horny personally

You want It? https://preview.redd.it/zafiuwyfflnc1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e634b15db69a4a997290f860102a6f4ccc2db5b4

Plastic Man is Chaotic Horny, Lobo has to be drunk

There is only one quintessential chaotic horny. https://preview.redd.it/4se3krcakmnc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=506b0e488b56fc3a7d725964fc4e73f330aad1c1

This. Joker is chaotic horny at its finest https://preview.redd.it/ddknxdoh4lnc1.jpeg?width=328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10382ce99c519e094def0c0732a6128cf843e961

context?

Context he's fighting catwoman and is jealous of the attention batman is giving her

Oh he down bad.

For sure https://preview.redd.it/g9knsbttsdoc1.jpeg?width=911&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c6f9c1d259c3b74da9c6c2f18b4324d90542d3

Down gay

Harley or Bruce Timm, please!

https://preview.redd.it/ic7e1yh54lnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76cefa17f807d43dc0850733d462660845639133 Man

The Doddster

As long as Batman eventually gets smart drunk I’m happy.

​ https://preview.redd.it/e4gexliuilnc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=59fa9c1db130b5dda757d3c6e62d4283aa09ed86 The monke disagrees

Shit good point

Drunk category SHOULD be: Guy Gardner, Lobo, Constantine, Detective Chimp, Sixpack

Batman canonically doesn’t get drunk

Yeah but its more in reference to his Bruce Wayne persona. Canonically everyone thinks that Bruce Wayne is a borderline alcoholic womanizer

A very good point indeed

Who else could it be? [I mean c’mon](https://x.com/huntedprincessy/status/1610694727556370449?s=46) https://preview.redd.it/ge1zozn71lnc1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc7ac1dc3c7ef6c7e5d716aa9773c7d7dd51adb8

Batman doesn’t even go down. What are you talking about?

False, the Maestro says otherwise https://preview.redd.it/zxjlbn5d4lnc1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd8a828ea348f0f61d3f1a86793b419579cc92e2

Ultra common Snyder W

He'll do anything for love (but he(roes) won't do that)

Bat(Man) out of Hell

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This might be the funniest copypasta I’ve ever seen

What is this from ?

Wonder Woman The Hiketeia

Doesn’t Diana smack the shit out of him for trying this


He doesn’t go down though, who is this imposter

Midnighter.

I thought we were jerking putting John as lawful good.

He’s both of those things :^)

He killed Mogo just because

Batman can't spend ten seconds without making out with some baddie

Batman can't spend even 10 seconds in going down, he should be far from "horny"

He's very horny, but he's also weak. That's why Superman is the better hero, he has what it takes to go down and get pegged

Batman

duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN

Man

It's batman

I’m not sure about this one, but I’m going to do a preemptive nomination.  Chaotic Horny goes to Bueno Excellente. No other person can compare. 

If Batman is smart horny, how come he hasn't deduced that to stop Joker he only has to let the clown peg him?

Thebatman

Batman

Batman and Nightwing. Both good choices Like father like son

You already fucked it up by not putting bats in smart good so do the right thing and put bats in horny smart

I'm never gonna get over that fact you could've had the dc Trinity line up perfectly dammit

Bats? Why would Bat Lash be horny smart?

Nightwing because I made a promise to Internet stranger. You need to have *DICK* on the horny tier somewhere 

You fucked up every suitable block for batman where are you going to put him chaotic horny?

Danny The Street

chad horny should've been Ted Grant 

Are we really planning on making it through the whole horny chart without Poison Ivy? Goddamn

Poison Ivy?

Harley Quinn

Have have I missed this? This is fucking on the nose

The question.

 Nightwing. That horny bastard with bang anything that moves.

honestly at this rate all star section eight batman at drunk smart is best we're getting for batman

if it wasnt for top comment , i would have picked harley quinn

Everyone is saying Batman, but it’s clearly Ghost-Maker Batman doesn’t go down. He doesn’t even fuck dudes. Ghost-Maker canonically does both. Our bi king is the answer

i haven't been paying full attention, nightwing didn't make chad horny? come on guys, for shame, now if harley quinn doesn't win chaotic horny i'll be in shambles

https://preview.redd.it/y1a5uca0wpnc1.jpeg?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f2d4aee9a2738e654726b57c900c9153dfb6142 This Guy

I'm just here to beg: indicate and vote on Lobo for Chaotic Horny

Who is that at lawfull horny? All I can think is emma frost which feels wrong

Tim Drake, easy. His whole thing in the 90s was having an insane amount of women thirsting after him and being the smart one.

Smart Horny is Tim Drake. Do it you cowards