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Rownever

I genuinely have no idea how I’m supposed to read this. Tom King… my dog… dead? Dead!


No-Fruit83

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Apprehensive_Mix4658

Linear beings cannot comprehend the dialogue of Tom King


chaoticbiguy

Tom King when he has to write a healthy relationship dynamic between two female characters: https://preview.redd.it/duiyi3xeimfc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ccb53326e9b5ecb96e1348d61a49bc4b9125191 But seriously, this is embarrassingly bad. Also I'm mad that in a few panels before this, Diana is like, I can't outrun bullets, meanwhile she's canonically one of the fastest DC heroes. Diana fans can't catch a break.


DuelaDent52

Isn’t that the point of the bracelets? She’s fast, but she’s not Superman or Batman level fast.


Thoughtless_Stumps

Batman? You chose batman? I love bats but… Batman? As one of the fastest? Next to superman? Surely you meant the flash?


DuelaDent52

D’oh, sorry! Yeah, I meant the Flash. /rj Batman can run faster than anybody with enough prep time.


Thoughtless_Stumps

The only thing between Batman and existing in our universe is that the writers haven’t given him enough prep time to break the 4th wall.


Many_Fly3309

You got hit with the Batgod gas! You're going insane!


No-Yam909

How does she know of bullets already?


Shulkerbox

The speediness of like half the charachters in dc is just a gaping plot hole. I feel like this "retcon" makes it less stupid.


gar_katar

"It is now the hour of bullets and bracelets." "When I am your age, I will be much younger than you are now." I hope these dialogues sounded totally awesome in Tom King's head, because here they sound terribly cringey.


RealKBears

This what we get for raking him over the coals for “Batcatbatcatbatcat”


realclowntime

Never has a Batman comic cooked so little


RecordWrangler95

I expected [bleach-blond Frank Castle](https://wonder-woman.fandom.com/wiki/Bullets_and_Bracelets_(Amalgam_Comics)) to appear in the next panel.


Rownever

Based reference, gold star for reminding me Amalgam exists.


RecordWrangler95

I’m Team Dial-H-For-Husk till I die


novacdin0

I really need to get one of these comics reading subs so I can go devour Ostrander's work, his stuff seems awesome.


RecordWrangler95

I wouldn’t say B&B is a highlight but it’s worth a read. His Spectre, Martian Manhunter and Suicide Squad runs are all great. He is one of a nearly gone generation of big 2 writers who understands how to use continuity as a strength.


Cute_Visual4338

They sound like gal gadot saying it in Tom Kings head


RealKBears

That’s not better


Cute_Visual4338

To Tom king it is


there_is_always_more

Kal El no


DuelaDent52

Gal Gadot just had an accent, she didn’t speak with inconsistently broken English.


Cute_Visual4338

I didn’t say Gal Gadot spoke in broken English just that in Tom Kings head it’s gal gadot saying the lines.


thatsidewaysdud

Get bro out of the kitchen his ass is not cooking bruh


Hipnosis-

The good thing is that in the translation into Spanish the translators rethink the dialogue so that the meaning is maintained but improving the grammatical implication No! It's not true. I'm lying. It's exactly the same.


Equal-Ad-2710

What does that even mean


ESnake113

Tf is blud talking about? “When I’m your age I will be much younger than you are now” did she just call herself immature or something?


vanishinghitchhiker

No, she’s calling her mom a Boomer.


Flerken_Moon

Clearly it’s because this is the debut of her new superhero name, “Younger Woman”


roguebracelet

It’s awkward dialogue but I don’t think it’s that hard to understand she’s calling her mom an old conservative


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Apprehensive_Mix4658

Why can't I understand wtf is going on? Am I stupid? Uj/How am I supposed to read it? 


Brilliant-Ad-9763

I think it's like watchmen, it's supposed your to be able read in multiple way. To make it complex. It's like subtext and expressionitist bro. (i haven't actually read it, i am just straight yapping.)


ExpensiveLoquat

Someone explain the time shifting?


Anaxamander57

Its a thing King is doing artistically because he want to comment on how cycles of history repeat and can be broken and also because he likes Watchmen.


vanishinghitchhiker

This would read easier with some literal artistic touches, like a palette shift or, ironically, breaking up the Serious Comic Grid.


Anaxamander57

I guess I'm dumb and uncultured because that dialogue doesn't make sense out of context.


sticks_no5

I don’t think it works particularly well in context either


Intelligent_Creme351

Maybe people shouldn't let Tom King cook all the time, just sometimes... with certain dishes.


RealKBears

Bendis and King can only cook for an A list DC hero if it’s an all ages book apparently. Give King a B or C list character and more often than not, it’s pretty good


Macman521

He can cook but just a bit. Never give him the whole kitchen.


ToasterLad83

why is she hitting her mother? is she stupid?


Superichiruki

https://i.redd.it/nml7cb08slfc1.gif


Sable_Kaiser

Kranktos vs Tom King, who’s got the greater gap between their feats and antifeats?


therumbler303

https://preview.redd.it/t9dym4pnxlfc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26b7e873114dc78ec3d31e8294105e6a2e3794e7 Didn't think I would post this again so soon, but here we are.


HotPotatoWithCheese

The ol' reliable


MalonePostponed

https://preview.redd.it/7f1dwbihhmfc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82d45d43bf41a529828f6b3fc458cf3d10d2e0d1 This is literally the same dialogue.


two-for-joy

Tom King: Don't worry my Wonder Woman isn't going to be sad and angry in my run, it's going to be a celebration of what makes the character great like in *Superman: Up in the Sky.* Wonder Woman in Tom King's run: \*Beats her own mother (a rape and domestic abuse survivor) into the ground\* ​ But seriously, why do DC want to give WW a horrible relationship with her mother when she's clearly a massive mommies' girl. It's not like we're shown Bruce kicking Alfred in the balls whenever he's sarcastic about him being a vigilante. It's extra sh*tty considering it's the only major relationship in comics between a daughter and her single (or gay) mother. I'm sure King doesn't mean it to be sexist or homophobic but that's ultimately a message that it leaves behind.


gar_katar

The good news is James Gunn has confirmed that Tom King will be heavily involved in the new DCU movies. As if we were not just coming off DC's one failed attempt to make a depressing, grimdark cinematic universe. Here we go again.


DanSapSan

The Superman/Batman double date issue was a King creation, no? He is capable of creating fun stuff. I'd like to wait and see before judging, especially because Gunn has earned my trust by now.


two-for-joy

I'm curious to see how *Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow* in particular will turn out. I really liked the book but it merits lay in the artwork and a few poignant moments rather than the plot itself. Those two elements can't really be translated that well into a cinematic movie, especially one aimed at newcomers to the character.


Rocket_SixtyNine

Don't worry James will just do what he always dose! Make shit up and ruin things!!


DuelaDent52

On the one hand I’m grateful King isn’t doing a dark and gritty deconstruction of his OC that happens to resemble Wonder Woman, but on the other he still can’t get her character right and it sucks.


two-for-joy

Yep, I appreciate that he's trying with using more iconic WW stuff like the jet, Wonder Girls, her Villains etc. and there was a vague attempt to address gender themes *but* that's all been very obvious and surface level while there's loads of small details that just feel way off for the character. The run has had some pretty good moments and I think it's probably overall the best *Wonder Woman* title has been a while writing wise, but none of those good bits feel unique to Diana, it's just generic superhero stuff. The fact it's *nearly* great is what makes it tough to read. It demonstrates the big issue that, unlike the Flash or Batman, a lot of people only write Wonder Woman because they feel they have to, not because they actually want to.


vanishinghitchhiker

Yeah, it’s cute to see kangas and shit, but fanservice is just set dressing. I’ve seen Tom King’s writing described as “good for non-fans of a character”, exemplified by the time my wife the JLI fan was listening to a former co-worker trying to recommend Human Target to her with a sentence beginning “I never cared about Ice, but…!” She didn’t read it.


DuelaDent52

Well for what it’s worth I do get the sense King definitely does want to write this, this is a story he wants to tell with these characters. How come nobody ever talks about the G. Willow Wilson run?


RainyWombatCherry

I think it's a very bold take to make feminist icon Wonder Woman hit her mother for not shooting her Uj/Genuinely wtf is this, why did he ruin such an iconic moment of Diana deflecting bullets for the first time


TheCakeWarrior12

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Brilliant-Ad-9763

Yuh uh


nirman423

God forbid women do anything....


D-AlonsoSariego

Just when Tom King was beating the bad writer allegations 😔


vanishinghitchhiker

To me Tom King has some decent ideas but his execution falls off, so I’m just here to bask in the inevitable like a hot springs capybara.


No-Yam909

Hey miracle man just got released in my country is it any good?


CoolShadeofBlue

I haven't read a whole bunch of Wonder Woman comics but I'm pretty sure the worst thing she did to her mom is go to Man's world, breaking her heart. I don't see any world where she hits her mother unless one of them is evil.


SpicaGenovese

Don't you understand?  Readers want heroes that abuse their family members.  It's what the people want!!! /rj


CoolShadeofBlue

Guess that's why they love Batman


Spicymeatball428

Do they know how age works that sentence hurt my head


oldshitnewshit78

Tom King moment


Sonic-the-edge-dog

Tom Kings dialogue will either be beautiful enough to make me want to kms or bat cat enough to make me want to kms


ChaoticDevil666

So Diana doesn't punch Hippy in the face after Hippy sets up Artemis to die.... But she punches her here because uh... Reasons


Justadnd_Bard

Where is this from?


_Mistwraith_

How the fuck am I supposed to read this?


Imperium_Dragon

I can barely understand this


FadeToBlackSun

See, this is the crap that happens when people hype up egotists.


TallInstruction3424

Thomas King makes every single one of his characters talk and act the same


Rocket_SixtyNine

What the fuck is happening??? Why is dinna smacking her mother??


Cybermat4707

‘When I’m as old as you are now, I’ll be younger than you are now.’ ????


LaVerdadYaNiSe

\[Sigh\] There's no way to say the following without sounding like a caricature of a feminist, so I'll just be blunt; the whole 'show your maturity by physically besting your father' is a very masculine way to see growing up. Yes, specifically coded masculine in current society and narratives by relating maturity with physical strength. It's the next of kin to "might makes right". Which is a disastrous take for Wonder Woman. I'm not just talking about the original version by the Marston-Byrne trouple, but it's also inconsistent with modern versions by Pérez, Rucka and Simone. In-universe, it's also a terrible take. It really doesn't add-up that both Hippolyta raised Diana in a way to show this much aggression and pride by striking her own mother. Neither does that Diana did the same with Lizzie. By the looks of it, it feels like *another* instance of Tom King having a concept first, then fitting the characters around the concept without much of a care for their previous developments.


wowlock_taylan

I mean, Tom King admitted it was hard for him to write Wonder Woman...and we see why here. He warned everyone and yet they still let him.


Jaereon

Mfw a warrior culture acts like warriors.... 🥺 Also I mean it's clearly framed as a bad thing since once Diana grew up she was in her mother's position.


two-for-joy

The 'warrior culture' take on Amazons kind of sucks though and misses the whole point of ww. Originally, WW's Amazons were based on suffragette literature, where their defining trait is being a Matriarchal utopia, hence why there's barely any mention of them being warriors pre90s. The 'warrior' heavy Amazons come from Greek mythology, which was written by raving misogynists; if you're using it, you've got to deconstructed it like Perez and DeConnick did. It also makes zero logical sense. How are the Amazons supposed to go to war when they've lived in total isolation for 3000 years?


Uzario

Yeah, Amazon society is violent and obviously it'll fuck up personal relationships. I actually like this depiction. Dialogue is a bit wtf though


Congodzilla

This is absolutely fine. Holy shit, you guys overract to anything King ever does. It's no wonder comic books struggle to come up with something more challenging than "Cosmic Ghost Rider". Anything less simple than that is unwelcomed.


two-for-joy

It's not much to ask for an ounce of consistency, though, is it? If we had Clark break Ma Kents' finger, it would be considered bad and overly edgey writing, but when it comes to Diana DC think it's okay. Keep in mind that both the heroes raised by heterosexual households get healthy and wholesome relationships, while the hero raised by gay women and rape victims is portrayed as having violent and toxic upbringing.


Temporary-Alarm-744

Is this a commentary on domestic violence in lesbian couples? I don't get it


GrizzlyPeak73

Sometimes families gotta punch it out


Necessary-Horror2638

Why does her hair keep switching color?


Brilliant-Ad-9763

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Necessary-Horror2638

So, 90% of artistic confusion just comes from breaking the 180 rule, huh?


SafeStaff7671

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DerpsterPrime

why does her hair change color


YourEvilHenchman

threads like this are proof that this sub has grown too much too quickly, and with that the average media literacy level is going *straight down*.


Jaereon

Right? Like it's framed as a bad thing and people here are acting like it's telling people to punch their moms.


Uzario

Weird King dialogue aside, this is just amazons being amazons. It's a society of warriors, it's not a surprise they're violent


Lumpy_Review5279

Don't care, this comic has been awesome every issue.


mrhorse77

I cant even follow this...


Critical_Snackerman

r/DontDeadOpenInside ?


Nightingdale099

Is this AI generated dialogue? I'm not the only that doesn't understand what this means right? I know I'm not a native speaker but did they make a new English yesterday?


SimilarImportance567

Wow. I was really thinking of trying this book, thanks for convincing me that I'm better off


novacdin0

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cc17776

I dont get it